#that's ridiculously apt

[hometoursandotherstuff]

What the hell? In this Norwegian apt., you have to walk thru a common area, past your neighbor's apt. to get to the bedroom.

So, from your living room-

You exit your own entrance alcove-

Out to the common hallway. So, that's your apt. entrance on the left, the neighbor's door in the middle, and your bedroom door on the right. Plus, you'll need to carry your keys so you don't get locked out.

If you need to use the bathroom during the night, try to be quiet about it, so you don't disturb the neighbors.

#looney landlords #crazy apts. #other stuff #ridiculous rentals

[rainymoodlet]

ivory had the whim to “eat and learn an experimental dish”… so she invited her new friend eva out to the fountainview to do just that! 🥂 oh, yeah, and she ordered food, too 😏

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #;tjol+ #sim: ivory #sim: eva #eva capricciosa #ts4 townies #|| #so ivory randomly decided to go down from the apt last night #and ‘flirtily introduce’ herself to an unmadover eva #(this is ratboysims’ fantastic makeover to begin with) #and they hit it off immediately?? #so i naturally gave her a ridiculous makeover bc mamacita is SLEPT 👏 ON 👏 #fucks sake she’s so hot 🥵 like i’m sry but i would do unholy UNHOLY things to all that woman #also a woman who orders for the table?? so hot come on 😩 #she ordered only the finest wine and food ok the tab was like $250 #and ivory paid every fcking penny 🙏 #ngl right after this… oh man fhdhd #i love this game sometimes #this is a queue’d post but jsyk!!! i love you all! 🥹

[pokimoko]

I have had it with these motherfucking spam bots on this motherfucking site.

#personal #tumblr stuff #vent post #spam bots #i've been getting like 1000 spam bot followers a day for the last few days and blocking them all is getting--dare i say--TEDIOUS #wake up. block 300 bots. go to work. come home and block 500 more bots. spend evening checking tumblr to block bots. it's becoming a chore #it's starting to feel like I offended the tumblr gods or something. this is ridiculous. but like hell will i let them win #i won't let my follower count be 50% bots. i feel like a deserve a tumblr badge or something for fending off so many bots. #tribble #the trouble with tribbles #a very apt metaphor i think for these bloody spam bots; block one and five more come to take its place #but upside: the spam bots are helping me compile a Rosetta Stone for the word 'Untitled'. woo #also if you just joined tumblr and want to follow me: for the love of god personalise your bloody blog #i don't care if you have a icon or a summary. if your blog and likes are empty i'm blocking you #because i don't trust empty blogs and i really don't have the time to sort out who's real or not right now #(though if the blog's offering free mp3s 'just click the link!' or is advertising US keto gold coast gummies i know for sure it ain't real) #but hey! good news to people who followed me in the last four days who haven't been blocked; you passed the blog captcha test #anyway just had to get this frustration out of my system; gonna go block some more bots now i guess. i'll be very happy when this stops

[soldier-poet-king]

I can't get sick I'm supposed to go THIRFT SHOPPING this week

#i need ridiculous clothes ok. i need to make myself how im supposed to be #no more settling to not start fights or bc its easy #i want to be gaudy on PURPOSE on PURPOSE i am being ridiculous and extravagant on PURPOSE #the duality of fran #once im back and not at the apt anymore #purging the wardrobe. i keep threateningly to #but fear my mother's wrath #but i have had ENOUGH no more feminine clothes i hate NO MORE POLYESTER SENSORY HELL #i am not just going to tolerate clothes. if i do not actively LIKE them. goodbye. adios

[spooksicl-e]

fun little rushed redraw whomp whomp

#and little halloweeny doodles under the cut! #keeping the trend of this drawing being done ridiculously quickly in between cramming work for school #if i said there was context nobody would believe me #but it was an au from a year ago so. #yeah there’s technically context #maybe ‘lore’ is a more apt term #i’m getting off track here #happy halloween ahahahahaha #stylized blood cw #my art #the @ is my insta #fanart #fanartist #art #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock #sherlock holmes #johnlock #john watson #sherlock fanart #benedict cumberbatch #parentlock #rosie watson #martin freeman

[tozettastone]

Astarion is such a fun character because he's just so awful and so petty and so judgemental. He's so proud. He is like a horrible haughty cat in person shape. (Probably the kind that needs 3 people in body armour to trim its adorable little murder mittens.)

I really like his writing...! I just recently got the scene in which he says he would want to watch Tav hook up with their partner (Karlach, in this case, who is objectively much hotter [ba-dum tsss]), and then with his next breath he sneers that he's sure it will be 'adequate,' rather than 'fun.'

It's so good because he doesn't even have to like Tav here. (Much like how he doesn't even have to like Tav when he dramatically declares his love for them.) He just can't help but comment, because he's gonna be insecure and weird about the slightest possibility that he might not be preferred (not just wanted, but preferred) by someone. This makes sense for a lot of consistent character reasons, and it is also, in this moment, very funny.

#i've been explaining his character arc to m by describing him as 'ridiculous vampire twink' and i think this description only gets more apt

[royalarmyofoz]

i was ready to go home before i even left it

#it's a ridiculously gorgeous day but i just wanna rot in my apt pls

[specters]

why must i use therapist speak to tell my roommate to clean up after themselves like why can't i just be like "hey this is getting hazardous levels of disgusting to the point i don't want to come back ever please put in a little bit of effort at all ever" and be done

#like their dishes have been in the sink for who knows how long like i cant wash my dishes i cant cook i can #cant exist in this apt without feeling disgusting i feel like their parent lmfao like idk the least you could do is put stuff in the trash! #or clean shit as you dirty them! instead of having them stack up! or ask for fucking help when you need it! #i feel insane. i feel like an asshole & that im being unreasonable but im not really bc i have been more than understanding #& if push comes to shove hire a cleaner bc like this is so ridiculous like if i posted pictures of this place youd understand #my frustration. aned theyre like 'i had a bad dream u yelled at me and moved out..' & it makes me feel like i cant bring up issues. Hellish

[fleetsummers]

.. what kind of whale are you : BELUGA

You're so cute awwwwww so cute! Look at you! So silly! :p You have many friends because you're so nice! BELUGA FACTS: Both captive and wild belugas have been known to mimic the rhythm and tones of human speech. Belugas are dependent on pod socialization and hunting, though they frequently move from pod to pod. They are known for their uniquely friendly behavior-- synchronized hunting and diving, amiable curiosity, 'playing' with bubbles or debris, imitation, seeking physical contact with one another, and even expressing affection by touching mouths.

#fleet the libra #ridiculous but apt

[criminal-sen]

Hot weather got my guys lounging around, they look how I feel😭

#my apt actually stays relatively cool cuz it's ground floor #but it is still ridiculously warm for this time of year #pet rats #bullet and nugget #also yes i need to remove all the chicken wire n carboard n shit now that theyre too big to fit thru the bars #it's gonna be a shitty project so im procrastinating:/

[hometoursandotherstuff]

A little bit snug. 

https://www.openrent.co.uk/.../3-bed-flat.../1394791...

#looney landlords #ridiculous rentals #weird apts. for rent

[brainrotdotorg]

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#sorry to do two of these in a row #but bro i fuckign hate having my brain #do the corny ridiculous shit that it does #im sitting here eating some heated up fries and they arent as good #and my brain deadass went #'wow... so symbolic....' #'they dont have the warmth they once held.... theyre a cold fascimile of how they used to be......' #'you truly can never go back...... it will never be the way it was before.....' #'how apt..... how appropriate.....' #GOD DAMN JUST LET ME ENJOY MY SHITTY POTATOES #THAT ARE GONNA GIVE ME THE FUCKING HICCUPS!!!! OKAY!!!!!! DAMN!!!!! #you can laugh its okay. its stupid #almost started crying because i can never catch a break from. making connections. #how did my brain get wired to be like this to fuckign. treat myself like im a character in a novel #i swear to god. i always used to daydream about my life being like. a show that my guardian angel was watching #i really hope that bitch is writing an essay about these past few weeks ive been having #she has a lot of content #babe. do you see the potato symbolism too #i hope she does it would make me feel less alone #google how do you delete a tumblr post

[legofemme]

My kittens act like theyre fucking dying whenever the orkin guy stops by but coco? Coco is in love w this man ok. she follows him around purring and lays on his boots.

#vani verbals #she loves facial hair . if there is someone w a beard in my apt she doesnt care abt me . #she chooses to nap w my dad instead of me every time we visit him. its kinda ridiculous

[freesomebodybyluna]

More good news: im going to seriously move forward with adopting my very first kitten :))

#its my time to be happy!!!!! #im also unemployed & newly graduated!! i have the time!!!! #one of my local shelters has a black male kitten and hes going to be miiiiiine #im gonna call & ask about him on tuesday when theyre open #but most importantly i need to see when my bff gets back so she can help me go see him #if i can get an appt.... #actuallyyy youre supposed to fill out & submit this questionnaire form before youre able to do anything else #so i did but they wanted info on my apt so im gonna stop by the office on Tues & just hope the shelter doesnt call before i do... #yay pet deposit & an extra $15 to my already ridiculously high rent....k*ll meee #dl

[whompthatsucker1981]

you said you think gay sex cats is the new duchamp's fountain. i dont disagree and i kinda see what you mean already but please elaborate

it was a silly and tongue in cheek way to say that a lot of people are getting mad about it in a way that implies reactionary views on art, and that there's no way to say gay sex cats isn't art that wouldn't also imply that the fountain isn't art. a funny meme image is a funny meme image, but it is also funny to overthink and recontextualize them as art.

and the reaction makes the comparison even more apt. neural net generated artworks are anonymized mass produced images, vast majority having no artistic pretension or meaningful content such as a thomas kinkade painting. gay sex cats was made with no intent to be art, but the discourse it has with audience reaction and its appropriation in derivative works make it so. why is gay sex cats not art if people talking about it negatively allow it to be called art? is art only things you find beautiful and valuable? if so, what is value and beauty, and how do you draw the line? if gay sex cats was still ai generated but had more "aesthetic qualities" would it be art? if someone copies the original image by hand with all its ai generated faults where is the value generated? does the original still have no merit of its own, even after appropriation as a digital ready-made?

but the main reason as to why gay sex cats is comparable to the fountain still is because it made a lot of people with bad takes on art really really mad. and that the pissed off tags wouldn't look out of place as reaction to modern art in the 1920s. art is a flat circle

EDIT: well. putting an addendum because in retrospect more people took either or both the op and image in face value and much more self serious than ever intended. a lot of people understood the tone i was getting at, and i still stand by the questionings i added on, but still for clarification. the original comparison is not serious. it's self evidently ridiculous to compare a meme image to a historically significant artwork, the comparison was only drawn because they were both controversial to an audience, who reacted denying their status as respectively as an image and as art, and that it was funny that the negative reaction people had to the original image explicitly denied its status as art, even if the meme never had pretension to be art, so it was funny to draw a comparison and iterate on that.

i did think it was valid to bring in questionings about art and meaning because that's the reaction i saw most and wanted to make people think about the whys, and that also i do not think it's valid to base your dislike on ai art on either grounds of questioning its position and value as artwork, or even as a question of ip theft. regular degular handmade art can be soulless, repetitive, thoughtless, derivative, unethical, open and blatant theft, and much more, and that does not make it any less of an artwork. neural nets are tools that generate images by statistic correlation through human input.

the unambiguous issue with neural nets in art is its use as a tool by capital, to threaten already underpaid and overworked working artists and to keep their labor hostage under threat of total automation. in hindsight i regretted not adding the paragraph above as it was a way in which people could either misinterpret or assume things about me, but hindsight is hindsight and there's no way to predict how posts would blow up. so shrugs. i had written more posts in my blog that elaborated on that because asks would bot stop coming. and i think my takeaway is that people will reblog anything with a funny image without reading the words around it, or even closely looking at the image.

#oobs im noticing some grammar error. common translating in my mind L #ai art discourse

[honeyed-cherries]

really really want to get a gun but i also don’t want anyone in my life to know i have one

#most of my family is anti 2a :( #and i currently live with my brother and sister #idk #maybe i can keep it at the range or hidden in a safe #i keep passing gun shops everywhere #i also straight up don’t trust anyone but myself with a gun tbh #i really want one now especially since the crime in my area has risen ridiculously #and i currently live in a ground floor apt facing the street :( #maybe im just over thinking it and i should just do it #i just want to stay strapped n safe #<3