#that's what they said about the titanic

[contac]

#safe and unsinkable #that's what they said about the titanic #black river rafting #jeff's canoe rental #black river #missouri #lesterville #annapolis #highway k bridge #rafting #canoe #canoeing #vhs #gif #1987

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Jason should get over being upset about his death” - he has, he wasn’t angry at Bruce or the world because they failed him and he ended up dying, which he made clear plain as day and that’s about the most reasonable a person who went through what he went through could be

anyway I don’t think these people realize how gory being bludgeoned to near death is, and maybe it's because of the limitations of the medium that scene was presented in

#not to mention he had to process the added heartbreak of his birth mother’s rejection/betrayal at the same time #like yeah he was cocky and smiling in the uth movie go Jason go but that’s also the same movie that drastically changed the context #and tone of that scene by erasing Sheila #kelseethe #I remember the first time reading aditf I got flashbacks to a Korean horror movie that still puts me in a weird place #anyway it was about a serial killer who went around killing people by beating their skulls in with a hammer #one of the plots was centered around a victim who didn’t die after the first attack and even managed to escape at first #long story short she was running around trying to get help and the cops were useless + he ended up finding her again and finished the job #sfx brains skull blood and viscera everywhere #and that’s exactly what happened to Jason you just didn’t see any gore because it’s an American comic #nor did you hear his screams and the sounds from metal making contact with bone and guts #and like I said the uth movie was pretty sanitized too same for the titans show which also downplayed his death lol #anyway I think it’s really forgiving of Jason not to blame Bruce or anyone else for the fact that they let the circumstances lead to that #and to instead only criticize how nothing was done in the aftermath #Idk I always found it a bit fascinating how it doesn’t seem to have dawned on most people including his fans #exactly how violent that experience was

[oikasugayama]

Can't stop thinking about AoT boys meeting and obsessing over a bigger girl. Like at first they think she must be from the interior and part of the royal inner circle because she looks 'well fed' while everyone else is starving out in the outer walls, but when they're all in training together they realize she 1. eats just as little as they do, 2. works just as hard as they do, and 3. is just a regular girl from an outer region, and for some reason her body is better at holding onto extra fat than theirs.

Once their initial judgemental theories have been debunked, they're obsessed with her. She's hard working, nice, realistic about the situation they're in but passionate about fighting titans, and not to mention there's something about her curves and her softness that makes them all follow her around or think about her in private.

They're in a race to see who can sleep with her first, or at all, or maybe all of them can, they don't know. The lewd talk starts slowly after months of knowing her but eventually any time the guys are in groups and getting a little riled up they start wondering what she looks like under that uniform, how good it would feel to be with her, how soft and squishy and gushy...

When she can't join the scouts because she can't master the ODM gear because her weight shifts her center of gravity and makes her a bit less agile than some of her comrades, her admirers are more devastated than she is.

She makes it her goal to get into the military police then, deciding that if she can't pass her ODM gear test then she'll excel in all other fields, including fraternizing with her superiors...

She meets with Hange first about the possibility of altering the ODM gear--Hange wants to and wants her in the scouts, but ultimately they're supportive when she says she wants to join the military police instead. Hange suggests meeting with Levi to talk about it because he also wanted her in the scouts, so she goes to his office.

There she makes the bold move to suggest outright that people are underestimating her because of her body and she's far more capable than people give her credit for. Levi agrees, says she's very capable. She says yes, and it seems like her comrades wonder about her capabilities... in private... And honestly she's sad to leave them because the attention is... Exciting. Levi bitterly says she'll have plenty of that attention from the corrupted fucks in her new regiment and she should be careful what she wishes for.

She tells him she pretty much never gets what she wishes for but she overcomes it anyway. For example, she's wished just to know some tender touches every now and again to balance the fighting she does in training, but no one is ever bold enough to ask her to... Well, yanno. Anything.

And Levi is intrigued now, his dick is intrigued even though he tries to will it not to be ('don't fuck your subordinates' but God is she pretty with her round cheeks and chin and her plump arms and thighs and belly and that ass, fuck, she won't be his subordinate for much longer, she'll be transfered out in less than a week. Fuck it.) and he leans forward in his chair and rests his elbows on the desk with his fingers intertwined, showing them off for her enjoyment.

You're trying to play with boys, he tells her. Of course they won't approach you. If you need company, you need to find a man.

A man can approach me as soon as he'd like, she responds. Otherwise I'm going to go play with as many boys as I can find before I leave the regiment.

And that ignites something possessive in Levi. He's up, demands she stand, he circles her, touches her, assesses her.

Those boys wouldn't know what to do with you, no matter how many of them tried. On your knees, cadet.

Sir?

You're still my subordinate so you answer to me. On your knees.

and yeah... levi's finding out how that fat pussy tastes.

#aot headcanons #attack on titan headcanons #levi smut #levi x reader #levi aot #levi headcanons #i said i wont write about weight or body image and that's for my own mental health #but i also keep thinking about my place in aot and if I'd be able to do certain things or how the characters would react to me #i definitely think those skinny feral boys would go nuts for some chubby or fat puss yanno what i mean

[jerichogender]

thinking about the time they actually gave joey dialogue in the new teen titans: games…

“He could be role-playing with us. Art represents civilization. Maybe he’s showing us his end game?”

this says sooo much about him: his deductive reasoning skills, his appreciation for art, his understanding of other people’s psychology. i need more stories where joey gets to play detective, especially in an art or music history context, and i NEED him to have proper dialogue

#imagining an art heist job with his mom in the searchers inc. comic that exists in my head #let him be thoughtful & have a personality beyond just the sweet helpful guy who’s a good listener #we see some of this skill as a tactician in ntt #(that issue where titans tower gets attacked by the hybrid comes to mind #plus the super inventive ways he uses his powers in general) #but there’s a level of characterization you get from dialogue that he’s almost never given in ntt #there are some narration boxes that kind of give insight into his thoughts #and then there’s that issue in late late ntt that has excerpts from a book he’s writing about the titans #but in general other characters vaguely paraphrase things he signs or we just see their response & what he even said is only implied #really it wouldn’t be hard to give him dialogue like at all they did it here with text boxes that have quotation marks #you could also use angle brackets like they do in american comics when a character’s speaking in a language other than english #just have a little ‘*translated from american sign language’ as an editor’s note & people will know what’s going on #joey wilson #the new teen titans: games #undescribed

[inkandarsenic]

I just want to take this moment to say how much I stan the ocean and have always had the appropriate sense of terror in regards to the ocean and nature in general. You would never catch me getting in a tin death can to go see the titanic. That is what the internet is for.

#oceangate #team orca #the ocean heard ‘eat the rich’ #and said #bet #i love the ocean #but I also know to be FUCKING TERRIFIED #we don’t know what’s down there #and the ocean does not give a single fuck about you #titan submersible #they fucked around and now they finding out #eat the rich #you go ocean #you’re doing so great baby #love the ocean

[oifaaa]

Okay I’m a comic book reader and I still didn’t realise that Roy and Jason didn’t interact in earlier comics. To be fair I don’t read actual Batman comics but I’m still shocked.

Roy and Jason basically only had one minor interaction before n52 (and my living nightmare that is RHATO) its actually pretty cute basically there was a few issues of ntt where most of the new titans were off doing other things so a few members of the og titans came together to stop jade from doing crimes this included Roy Donna wally esc and Jason was there bc Dick was getting his heart broke in space - so Roy and Jason had a few moments in the story were Roy would show Jason a cool gadget and baby jason would just be like "wow that's so cool" bc baby it also lead to the funny moment of Roy finding out he was a dad and Jason just happened to be there standing awkwardly in the background but that is basically it for Jason and Roy interactions before my arch nemesis Scott lobdell wrote RHATO and somehow managed to butcher 3 characters and do so much damage that people celebrate when Roy is not drawn with a silly little baseball cap its incredible actually

#ask #anon #ive said before that those ntt comics #were jason comes to help out #are my favourite jason robin stories #theyre so cute #but yeah what roy and jason had #it was nothing #older brother friends hanging out with you vibes #especially bc all the titans were in their 20s #and jason was about 14/15 at the time

[levmada]

the way fireworks are being set off in hita for levi’s birthday

#isayama is so cute too #‘he’s the most popular character who helped sustain attack on titan all these years. #i owe him a huge debt of gratitude. i hope he’s pleased.’ #that’s what he said about the statue but isn’t a firework display exactly on par omg😭😭😭 #levi ackerman #levi aot #snk levi #hajime isayama #thank you isayama #captain levi #captain levi ackerman #levi heichou #kane says

[gethimbackpdf]

i think that everyone must watch taare zameen par at least once in their life

#it's literally the only movie that made me cry #and i didn't even cry during titanic despite what everyone said about it being sad I've never cried in any other movie either #scheduled post

[sportabrite]

WAIT SHIT I FORGOT TO POST MY PRIDE MEME

💕Happy pride besties😘

#I was talking to a friend and they said pride month was ending and i was like WAIT MY MEME #Happy pride to the handful of people who care about huntik #I love you all very much #It was between finding gay titans and fighting gay suits lol #Anyway #Sorry i remembered i did this at the last second lmaoo #sportaposts #huntik #dante vale #Huntik metz #sportadoodle #I forgor #But Metz knows what's up

[slutdge]

anyways is anyone else kinda obsessed with this whole titanic submarine thing rn cause its all ive been thinking about for the last like 24 hours lmao

#like im just watching the video about this submarines construction like... yeah no shit it failed #the passengers had to sign a waiver before they went that said the submarine didnt follow any regulations like 💀 bruh #why are resources being wasted on recovering this submarine when its almost 100% certain theyre all dead #stupid ass rich people that do stupid ass rich people things like this shouldnt have time and tax money wasted on rescuing them #they knew what they signed up for lol you signed up for dumbassery bc yall think life is a movie where nothing bad can ever happen to yall #also that one lady that cried bc she wasnt able to go on one of the earlier expeditions like. #imagine being able to drop $250k casuaply for a ticket and expecting sympathy lol #''im worried ill never see her in person :('' bestie 99.99999999999999999999% of the population will never see the titanic wreck either #this whole thing has really just increased how badly i want to kill the rich by 474737478539%

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Was anyone gonna tell me that storyboards from Krel's deleted arc from Wizards got leaked or did I have to find out myself?

April 2nd Edit: This was an April Fool's Joke. No leak happened. The link takes you to a lovely melancholic cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up".

#krel tarron #tales of arcadia #3below #rise of the titans #toawizards #trollhunters #gaylen's core #gaylen!krel #why was this cut it sounds like it would've been so much better than what we got #i think that's enough tags so I just want to tell everyone: happy april fool's day #that being said if the storyboards DID get leaked i scheduled this from about a month ago #janet devlin

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I always smh at people who dub Jason as “whiny” “and therefore ooc” in tt 29. If you died and all everyone did was taint your legacy, and not a single person remembered you fondly or deemed you worthy of commemoration after your death, wouldn’t you be a bit upset too?

#the only thing that was ooc about Jason there was all the shit talking the other characters were doing about him. #and some of the things Jason said about himself because he left whatever small amounts of self esteem he actually had back in his grave #he was very cooperative shy and clever with the titans in the 80s #it’s not enough that his own father told him to his face that he is a product of his own problems #everyone he knew and had good working relationships with just completely shut him out and turned their backs #even if you don’t mean it/it’s more complicated than that #if someone you knew died but now you got a chance to tell them what you couldn’t wouldn’t you at least muster up an ‘I’m glad you’re back’ #apparently not lol #kelseethe #it’s the fact that people label him *being upset* as ‘illogical’ or stupid that irks me #I was talking with a mutual about this too but #if a female character did exactly his actions #I don’t think people would be so quick to stomp all over her and call her weak/overbearing/hysterical #or to give her the dismissive patronizing eye roll treatment #even though they deemed her actions to be exaggerated/misdirected/an outburst by any standard #they’d probably say she’s written like an actual human and that she resonates with a lot of people haha #he evaded all their security systems and effectively took down anyone who was present in the tower. #I’d say his skills are pretty in-character. #the idea that men can get emotional is just not palatable to you people just admit it #if it isn’t silent brooding stoic manpain you people will projectile vomit all over it and call it ‘bad characterization’

[dashiellqvverty]

ive only ever seen like 2 or 3 james somerton videos max and i forget what the first one or two i watched even were (something to do with disney i think?? but not the evil queens one im almost certain) but i have hated him ever since i watched the attack on titan video and he said something along the lines of "yeah this isnt an ALLEGORY bc the ghettos in the show arent literally identical to actual historical ghettos" and i was like what do you think an allegory IS

#its been a long time since i watched it bc it made me mad #im always curious to read and watch stuff about attack on titan bc i never watched it (i quit partway through s1 way back in 2013) #and i dont ever intend to watch it #but i want to hear multiple takes on it from ppl who HAVE seen it so i dont just take ppl saying its bad at face value #and i was intrigued by this one bc it mentioned media literacy in the title and i was like ah #perhaps this will be about how ppl defending it because the fascists are the bad guys is shortsighted actually and theres more too it than #that* #or at least generally might give more insight into the show #it did not. and if anyone lacked media literacy it was him #i forget exactly what was said but 'its not an allegory bc its not a literal representation' was essentially his conclusion #and that does not seem to be something pulled from any of the plagiarized articles #it looks more like hes taking the articles calling things allegorical and then saying 'well umm heres my original bit' #but maybe i missed something. im not willing to watch the video again. or the current version of it. to find out #ANYWAY #having a great time w the hbomb video but wouldve been super curious to see him dive more into that one specifically #bc i have a personal vendetta about it #r.txt

[oatmealmika]

NEVER a proshipper or toxic fan but

being an erehisu fan in 2023?!?!?!?

embarrassinggggg…… 👀

brother pls get off of reddit

for my final aot rewatch before the last episode, i just finished season two and, if most men in the fandom are erehisu stans, then it’s safe to say men really don’t understand romance because WTF IS YUMIHISU TO YALL?!?!?!?!?!??!

i get it, you have internalized homophobia ever since your seventh grade robotics teacher told you to “stop being so close with your boy best friend, it’s weird”, but DAMN.

fuck you mean “I will always be your ally”?!?!??? not to mention, “i will always wrap your scarf around you”??!?!?!?!? yes, i’m dragging eremika into this too, cuz HUH????

reddit is the number one public enemy in the state (on oatmealmika’s blog)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eremika #yumihisu #anti erehisu #fuck erehisu all my homies hate erehisu #not meant to be a logical post on why erehisu sucks so pls don’t treat it as one #cuz I KNOW some 30yo man will go on reddit and be all like “erm actually erehisu is perfect and eren doesn’t care about mikasa even—“… #“… tho he literally sacrificed the whole world for her and their friends while she also was the core of all eren’s memories” #all mad cuz of what some teen girl said on her tumblr page at 3am 😭 #need me an eren tho #not alpha male sigma fanon ending erehisu reddit eren #i mean whiny pathetic doubtful of himself friendly talkative passionate wants to protect his bbg instead of her protecting him eren #aka best eren #literally molding myself into mikasa to attract an eren like that 💀 #wasn’t very hard since i am similar to her to begin with in both looks and personality #so hmu if you want a mikasa to your eren 🤷‍♀️

[starlooove]

I’m sorry I’ll never care about someone who hasn’t read shit saying canon sucks like how would u even know? Twitter user “TimRocks<3” told u so?

#I’m sorry tiktok users think dc writers hate tim cause his writings been stale #it’s bc they like his stupid ass so much they don’t want him to move on #and apparently y’all don’t either since u give him arcs that don’t apply to him or ‘growth’ for shit that was never a problem #u say u want new shit but ur still stuck on ooc titans tower and think Jack and Janet Drake hated him like #if u still think dick wanted to send tim to Arkham or tim brought Bruce back with only Ra’s help #or even that him blowing up the bases meant anything or impacted anything at all #idc what u have to say about canon take a comprehension class please #anyways this came from someone making a vid about how they hate canon but they have to adhere to it since it impacts other characters #which yes in certain cases #but someone said “’Bruce would never hit his kids that’s why I read WFA’ #baby that’s just the plot #ur fave is mal adjusted #I have mixed emotions on Bruce hitting his kids but I don’t think it’s so far out there that y’all say it’s never canon lmao #short story tho since you BEGGED I think Bruce hitting his kids would boil down to Batman training a soldier vs Bruce raising his kid #and Bruce’s insane thought that he can neatly separate the two #he can’t btw #anyways yeah #OH ALSOOO #hate canon all u want unless it’s Duke #canon Duke is wasted potential but 1000% better than fanon Duke #bc he has a personality 💀

[undertheknightwing]

I loved their short-lived "I hate this fucking family" scenes

#they switched back to default 'nice' mode afterwards obviously #but still #both were allowed to be upset and yell about it imo #gar's always trying to help everyone but always ends up being the one hurt #not only that but when he's the one needing help the titans couldn't care any less and just give him a lame hug or shoulder pat #then never talk to him again about what's bothering him #they didn't even care when he disappeared #it was just *shrugs* 'well at least he's not dead he'll show up sometime i guess' #then jon's the only one in true danger and his family does not seem to understand he's being hunted down by jon-el #i'd be scared and pissed off too if my dad who's superman just let the guy who's deadset on kidnapping and merging with me go #the only reason jon-el even took lana was to get clark away from jon he doesn't care about her or anything else really #he just wants jon and will do anything to get him #so yeah i'd be scared as SHIT that he's on the loose and now even more that he stole my dad's friend to purposely lure him away #(also once jon said where jon-el was clark REALLY should have switched into his suit since he knew he'd be public #and probably would have had to use his powers to catch jon-el) #(lara or not clark shouldn't have been using his powers in front of a crowded diner anyway) #the titans didn't care because it was gar who was missing #and the kents didn't care because it was jon who was in danger #dick would've been ripping apart the multiverse once he could if someone else was missing #and if jordan was in danger clois would have hid him at the fortress with some x-k to protect himself just in case #titans #superman and lois #gar logan #jonathan kent