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#thats all i gotta say on this i think! but i am crying about it again made myself cry!! wooho
orcelito · 1 year
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that one bookmark is gone and on one hand im glad i dont have to see it anymore but on the other hand im a little embarrassed at the thought of them having seen me have a whole mini spiral about it at like 5 am. like sorry random person ig
#speculation nation#i shouldnt be allowed to make posts in the middle of sleeping times#i wake up all the time while trying to sleep & then i check social media & also my ao3 stats page#usually this is fine but that bookmark note hit Just the right insecurity in me for me to make some pathetic posts about it on my tumblr#like yes i Am insecure about ppl not liking what im doing in the story lately & thinking im taking too long :') thank U for confirming#the reader support afterwards definitely helped me but Man i dont wanna b known as that author that cant take even a hint of criticism#i mean i kind of am but i dont wanna be KNOWN for it ykno#im cool as a cucumber. u can tell. Absolutely the coolest. thats why i go crying to my tumblr dot com when someone says smth that isnt#complete praise for my work.#like on one hand i dont gotta share this online. it's a privilege that u guys get to read it. so i dont wanna hear ppl disliking it#on the other hand i wish i wasnt that pathetically insecure lmfao#in my defense not having an active beta reader has been fucking with my self confidence re: writing#i was a nervous WRECK when posting the last chapter. and the other chapters too but last chapter especially.#life. is so difficult. alas.#sorry to my readers for my lack of object permanence re: ppl liking my shit.#ive had ppl repeatedly saying they love it and it's still not enough#in largest part bc im insecure about that Changing. so with every chapter im like peeking over like 'do you still like my writing...?'#'do u still like my writing pls respond'#honestly bless u readers who have kept up with discacc & continuously comment & offer me reassuring words here when im down#ur enthusiasm & kind words help me a lot. thank U
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fagutt · 1 year
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i am sane and normal and goign to smoke after this post to become even more sane and even more normal
#theres no point to stumbling my way through this and hoping i settle alright on the other side#i ruin everything i put my hands on - im terribly abusive and everyone is too afraid of me retaliating to say anything so theyre silent#i bitch and whine so much about how 'traumatized' i am meanwhile ive ruined the life of anyone thats known me for even a week#where do i get off acting like every 'abusive' situation ive been in Wasnt my fault and or karma for the way i treat others#no wonder im going to die alone! god i fucking deserve it! i chase off anyone good to me by being a toxic piece of shit#and anyone that stays just gets more and more worn down by me until theres nothing left of them and they ahve to leave too#im so tired of being an abusive friend to anyone that knows me i am jsut a terrible leech onto anyone thats ncie to me#i need to kms SOON so i can fucking stop i might [■■■] just bc i think thatd actually Work . n i need to find a place to do it#im realizing its a bit insensitive to do it in my room and my second choice was the park but thats also a bit insensitive so idk anywhere#theres gotta be a hiking trail thats close Enough but still isolated to the point that nobody would stumble on me before planned discovery#and then i can remove a negative impact from the lives of so many#i keep thinkign about burning myself instead of cutting but i liek . dont know Where to do it so i keep putting it off#im so sad i just want to be good and helpful and get loved in return i want to cry into someones chest rn#i am such a bad bad bad dog i deserve everything i get and worse tbh caus clearly my weak ass “”“”trauma“”“” is all made up#good god i need to get over myself and jsut commit already
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landitolover · 5 months
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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part three | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader
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yourusername • 10 minutes ago
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send message ♡ ➣
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oscarpiastri replied to this story
oscarpiastri
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cute cat
yourusername
wow who is this famous man in my dms
🤔😲
oscarpiastri
not famous
yourusername
ok mr f1 driver
oscarpiastri
i said cute cat
🙄🙄
yourusername
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me and my cat 🤓
oscarpiastri
very cute, did you know that ?
yourusername
what?
yeah she is
oscarpiastri
wait no
i meant you?
yourusername
🤔
ohmygod.
oscarpiastri
sorry that was odd
yourusername
😭😭🫠🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫
no it’s okay
thank you
you’re cute too ‘!:&;&;/$:@/&;@,&/&-“/&;
oscarpiastri
😅😅
thank you
yourusername
of course
uh
i gotta bounce
bye!!!
oscarpiastri
bye, talk to you later?
yourusername
of course 😊
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y/n ⛄️
GUYS
HELLO
HELP
xienma 🛐
yeah?
madeline 🤺
are you okay queen 🙏🏼
y/n ⛄️
DULCE
HOTLINE
GUY
xienma 🛐
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT DID HE DO
y/n ⛄️
he said i was CUTE???????
then i told him i had to BOUNCE?!?!?!??
madeline 🤺
LMFAOOOOO
loser ahh
jkjk
y/n ⛄️
he’s so cute guys
i wanna bite him (affectionately)
xienma 🛐
his fans tho 😭😭
THEY GON GET UUU
y/n ⛄️
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me fighting the bad fans
madeline 🤺
i’m just imagining u on those
wag gossip accounts 😭😭
‘oscar piastri spotted with a NORMAL girl named y/n l/n
and we already found her insta 🤫’
y/n ⛄️
NO STOP
that’s so SCARY…
xienma 🛐
our baby is gonna be all grown up
becoming a wag for a sport she doesn’t
know about 😔
y/n ⛄️
i don’t even know him like that 🌝
like YEAH, i stalked his insta and
found his old karting pics..
and stalked his twitter
and the mclaren youtube channel
BUT I DONT KNOW HIM
madeline 🤺
it’s giving delusional, obsessed,
crazy, insane ass bitch
xienma 🛐
ily mad but ik you aren’t talking…
u FOUND UR SITUATIONSHIPS HOUSE
ON ZILLOW???
y/n ⛄️
literally….. bro
biggest hater n for WHAT
I aint setting you up with none of his friends 🤓
madeline 🤺
OH NAWUH
PLEASE 😭
y/n ⛄️
don’t talk to me 🙄🙄
i’m going to my bed
and i’m goin to cry
for embarrassing myself
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xienma 🛐
go talk to him later
give it like an hour tho
don’t wanna seem obsessed x
y/n ⛄️
ur right ok
bye
im gonna think abt my actions 😞
madeline 🤺
bye queen 👩‍🍳
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oscah 🦅
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
LANDO
HELP
landoh 🥸
bro what do u want
i swear
DONT EVEEEN MENTION HER…..
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oscah 🦅
oh uhmm
hahaha 😅 totally wasn’t gonna mention her
landoh 🥸
atp just tell me 🤦
oscah 🦅
THANK YOU
okay so
i called her cute
and i think she freaked out
landoh 🥸
bro u were supposed to act mysterious
🙄🙄 u were supposed to play hard to get!!!
oscah 🦅
lando what
OK BUT DO U THINK I SHOULDNT HAVE CALLED HER CUTE THEN????
landoh 🥸
ok no
how did u say it first of all
oscah 🦅
okay so she sent me like a mirror selfie
landoh 🥸
mirror selfie u say 😏😏
oscah 🦅
🤨🤨
OK but her cat was in it
and i was like “very cute, did you know that?”
landoh 🥸
OK RIZZLERR 😍😍
oscah 🦅
but.
landoh 🥸
but? 🤔
oscah 🦅
SHE THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
HER CAT.
landoh 🥸
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thats embarrassing
oscah 🦅
yeah but then i told her i was
talking about her and not her cat
then she said I was cute as well 😊
but she left in a rush
landoh 🥸
u are cute babe 😉😉
okay no but
idk she wants u 😂‼️
oscah 🦅
i am stalking her instagram rn
landoh 🥸
again???
i litch saw u stalking it when we were in a meeting with zak 😭
oscah
You’re lying on my name
landoh
no need to be embarrassed 🥸🥸
my boy is all grown up!!!
oscah 🦅
😒😒
landoh 🥸
dont give me attitude
I am literally the reason why you
even know her!! U WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ON DULCE HOTLINE IF IT WASNT FOR ME
oscah 🦅
okay thanks i guess
🤦🤦
landoh 🥸
pull up hoe
oscah 🦅
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING???
landoh 🥸
DONT talk to me
🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
oscah 🦅
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my honest reaction
okay bye mate
landoh 🥸
bye oscah
don’t embarrass yourself again
oscah 🦅
i wont
hopefully 🤔
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yourusername man i sure do love myself
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user realest mfo out there
user lando?? hello??
user why is lando in the likes
madeline_han LMFAOO WHY IS HIS HOMEBOY IN UR LIKES
→ yourusername stop idk?? 🤷‍♀️
→ landonorris I didn’t mean to double tap……
→ yourusername 🤔🤔
xienmasventura ily ur so cute
→ yourusername ilym gorgeous 🫶🏼
landonorris **** is drooling over these photos
→ user the censor?? 🤔🤔🤔
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oscarpiastri
you looked pretty in your post
yourusername
ahhh 🤭
thank you
oscarpiastri
yeah of course :)
sorry that lando was in your likes
yourusername
no it’s fine
it’s just kinda funny 😭
oscarpiastri
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this could be us, just saying 🤷🤷
like could be us if you gave me your number…
yourusername
the garfield to my arlene 🙈
I’m convinced 🤗
my number is ***-***-***
oscarpiastri
okay 😊
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y/n ⛄️
CODE RED!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER.
xienma 🛐
you gave it to him
RIGHT????
y/n ⛄️
duh 🙄
madeline 🤺
omg 😱😱
the number … big steps
y/n ⛄️
ik im FREAKING out
xienma 🛐
who does this lil boy think he is 🙄
stealing my gf 😭😪
y/n ⛄️
dw bae, i’m 4ever urs
madeline 🤺
why was his homeboy in ur likes tho
y/n ⛄️
idk tbh 😭
i think it was an accident
xienma 🛐
stop cause he’s kinda….
madeline 🤺
OKK GIRL……
🌝
xienma 🛐
stfu thats why your ex looked like the blonde
bitch from polar express 💀💀
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y/n ⛄️
naw thats foul
now ME PERSONALLY….. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
ok bye HE MESSAGED ME 😊
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oscar 😊
heeyoo
sorry i didn’t message you right away 😅
y/n
no that’s fine 😭
soo what are you up to
oscar 😊
nothing much
I’m pretty bored tbh
y/n
me too 😪
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oscar 😊
i suck at 8 ball
y/n
i doubt it
now play back 😠😠
oscar 😊
yes ma’am
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wait why am i kinda good
y/n
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i’m the goat at 8 ball
oscar 😊
if i win u owe me a kiss
y/n
ig you aren’t getting a kiss??
oscar 😊
🙄🙄
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🤷🤷??
y/n
FUCK 😭😭😭
too bad u aren’t in france
oscar 😊
omw to france as we speak 🙄
y/n
🐌🐌 escaping rn
WOAH WAIT
i just got 13K followers out of nowhere???
oscar 😊
huh 😭 thats crazy
y/n
oh my god
😨😨
oscar 😊
what?
y/n
i got posted on those f1 gossip pages
CAUSE OF UR LITTLE FRIEND 😭😭
oscar 😊
i’m so sorry
uhm I didn’t mean for that to happen
oh my god 😭 I’m really sorry
y/n
oh no, it’s not your fault!!
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f1_gossip NEW WAG? Y/n L/n is a 22-year-old university student. She currently lives in france, according to her posts. Lando commented and liked her post earlier today.
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user is this confirmed?
→ user no lol they’re just spreading rumors
user she’s so pretty!!
user honestly 😭😭 I don’t think they are
→ user same.. like can he not just comment and like her post??
→ user RIGHT! like let him live
user god i hope not… she’s.. 🌝
→ madeline_han so mad n for what? he ain’t gonna pick u!!
user why is he always pulling the baddies
xienmasventura yourusername LMFAOOO GIRL
→ yourusername 🌝🌝 deleting my account
landonorris she’s not my girlfriend 😊 thanks for spreading rumors though!!!
→ user embarrassing for whoever posted this
→ user fr i’d b BAWLING
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౨ৎ HELLLLOOOOO!!! i am back 🐨 sorry for taking FOREVER to update this series… I will try to be better once i’m on winter break 🐌!! anyways i hope you enjoy this bc i was lit up writing it until 2 AM…… 🌝🌝
taglist @d6za1 @amoosarte @moneygramhaas @alessioayla @cherry-piee @chasing-liberosis @asparklysoul @goldenalbon @benstormy @he6rtshaker @ririyulife @charli12345678 ౨ৎ
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balletfilmss · 17 days
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HOME TO HER
✸ pairing: percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader smau
✸ notes: requested by @aryxchse!! i tried out tweets with this one bc i think they’re SO fun so lmk what you think 😚
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…now playing: you & i — one direction
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itsyn: dear camp jupiter, you can’t keep him, he’s mine 🤍🫶
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itspercy: they couldn’t keep me away from you even if they wanted to
╰┈➤ itsyn: they better not try again bc i have a bow and arrows and ik how to use em
╰┈➤ itspercy: use them next time your mom tries to square up w me
╰┈➤ itsyn: 🤺🤺🤺
wise.girl: HEY I (unfortunately) TOOK THAT SECOND PIC, WHERE’S MY PHOTO CRED???
╰┈➤ itsyn: pic creds to my amazing sweet gorgeous angel spectacular best friend annie 🫶
╰┈➤ wise.girl: thank you 😌
pipermcqueen: third pic is the best photo i’ve ever seen of percy
╰┈➤ wise.girl: because his face is covered?
╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: YES MAAAAAM
sunshinesolace: yall they got matching users, ain’t NOBODY separating them
╰┈➤ itsyn: damn straight 😤
╰┈➤ sunshinesolace: damn HUH?? WHO?? WHERE?? LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
╰┈➤ itsyn: AJSHSK THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT
itspercy: i look fly as hell in that first pic 😮‍💨
╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: someone humble this man rn
╰┈➤itspercy: PIPER LET ME LIVE
praetor.reyna: girl TAKE HIM PLEASE
╰┈➤ itsyn: don’t worry rey, i’ll keep him on a leash or smth and away from you <3
╰┈➤ itspercy: HELLO??
╰┈➤ itsyn: the leash can be blue, now shush
╰┈➤ itspercy: 🫡
…now playing: work song — hozier
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itspercy: sorry future mama-in-law, but you could never make me forget her
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jaygrace: hera throwing a temper tantrum over that caption rn i just know it (i don’t mean it, queen, pls don’t hurt me 😇)
╰┈➤ itspercy: hoes mad 🤷‍♂️ (hoes is obviously jason…just in case anyone was wondering)
╰┈➤ itsyn: shut up rn, both of you
itsyn: im not crying, you’re crying
╰┈➤ itspercy: NO BABY DONT CRY
╰┈➤ itsyn: IT’S TOO LATE TO SAY THAT 😭😭
wise.girl: WHO TOLD THIS MAN ABOUT HOZIER???
╰┈➤ itsyn: um, guilty?
╰┈➤ itspercy: hozier is me in disguise bc that song WAS written about my sweet girl yn
gman_: why do you always have THE MOST INTENSE EYE CONTACT W THE CAMERA LIKE???
╰┈➤ itspercy: fabulous genetics, courtesy of the queen (MY mom)
itsyn: i love you water boy ☹️
╰┈➤ itspercy: i love you more angel
╰┈➤ itsyn: IMPOSSIBLE
╰┈➤ itspercy: POSSIBLE
╰┈➤ itsyn: WE’RE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
jaygrace: IMAGINE getting all your memories back
╰┈➤ pipermcqueen: JASON STOP TRAUMA DUMPING IN THE COMMENT SECTION 🗣️🗣️
╰┈➤ itspercy: it’s okay bro, all you’ve gotta remember is me
frank.zz: if juno comes for your ass over that caption, i am NOT helping this time
╰┈➤ itsyn: haven’t you been observing, frank? if she tries again imma get her, obviously 🙄🤺
╰┈➤ itspercy: problem SOLVED
praetor.reyna: imma get you a shirt that says “if lost return to yn” so we don’t have this problem again
╰┈➤ itspercy: and i will wear it religiously, give
itsyn: NO GRAVE COULD HOLD MY BODY DOWN
╰┈➤ itspercy: I’LL CRAWL HOME TO HER (you)
╰┈➤ itsyn: 🤭🤍
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fakeuwus · 6 months
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RECKLESS | lee heeseung
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now playing ☾⋆⁺₊🎧✩°。 reckless by madison beer
"how could you be, so reckless with my heart?"
⁺ ⋆˚ genre: idol!hee x nonidol/university student!femreader, pure angst sorry lol, established relationship
⁺ ⋆˚ warnings: cursing, lowercase intended, barely proofread, mention of i-land LOL, lots of dialouge and idk if thats even a warning but had to put it out there, use of nicknames like babe/baby, infidelity
⁺ ⋆˚ word count: ~1k
⁺ ⋆˚ message from nic: wanted to put smth out while working on my jay fic!! got inspired by this show i was watching called "the game" (dont watch it its like highkey misogynistic and a bit racist and just overall so bad 😭) i wanted to rewatch it bc i used to watch it as a kid and now i realize how bad it was skdkd. but basically the bf is a pro football player while the gf is in med school and a certain plotline in the show inspired this 😁 also this is my first writing piece so pls be nice and feedback is appreciated!
heeseung slowly opened the front door to the apartment you and him shared, trying to be as quiet as possible since you were most likely sleeping. once he made it in he tip toe'd his way to your guys' bedroom. "did you have fun tonight hee?" you asked, while sitting on the couch with nothing but the lamp on. heeseung jumps, "holy shit you scared me! baby what are you doing up? come on let's get you to bed."
he walks over and tries to give you a kiss. you turned your head down only allowing him to press it to your forehead. you were pissed. actually, you were beyond that. words could not describe what you were even feeling at the moment.
you get up from the couch and stand before him, "you didn't answer my question. did you have fun tonight hee?" heeseung is perplexed by your tone. you sounded... hurt? angry? annoyed? all of the above? he tried to proceed with caution, racking his brain of all the possibilities of why you could be acting like this.
"uh... yeah babe, i had a lot of fun tonight. sorry i stayed out so late by the way. you really didn't have to wait up for me, you're probably tired." he was hopeful this was the right answer. it's gotta be, right? all you could do was stifle a cold laugh.
why the hell were you laughing? what was so funny? heeseung can feel his heartbeat in his ears and his skin was turning hot. you had never once acted this way in all of the years you guys had been together. it may not seem like a big deal to others, but you had always been so caring and sweet towards him.
even when you guys were arguing, your soft voice never changed. this was new. this was scary. you had a smile that didn't quite reach your eyes now and it seemed like you were staring into his soul.
"yeah heeseung. it's 2 am," you say sounding almost condescending, "but no i'm not mad that you stayed out so late. i mean i WAS, but after someone sent me a little something i realized there are worse things to be mad about." suddenly your phone is shoved into heeseung's hands. his jaw dropped. no. there's no way.
"who sent you this?! wait no it doesn't matter baby you can't believe this can you?" he reaches out for you but you pull away and start walking towards the front door to gather your jacket and bag, "so you're not even going to try to deny it? huh. i guess my friends were right." it makes him sick how you seem so calm on the outside, your words and actions treating this like one big joke while he's freaking out. he'd rather you be a crying, screaming mess than whatever behavior you're exhibiting at the moment.
you turn back around to him, "you think i don’t know who you’re giggling with on the phone while i’m sitting in the room studying for hours? that i’m stupid enough to believe that you’re not making out with her in that video? that i’m blind enough to not see the heart eyes you two make at each other while in the same room?” your words drip with venom and they shoot heeseung straight in the heart.
he feels like the room is spinning and he wants to faint. he wants to go up to you and hold you and tell you that she doesn’t matter, that you’re the only important thing in his life. but that’s not what happens. heeseung is too wrapped up in the moment to admit his wrongs.
frankly, he’s disgusted with himself and at a loss for words right now. he wants to convince not only you but more importantly to himself that he didn’t do anything wrong. and so he does. what comes out of his mouth next are words he’d soon regret. “WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO YN?! i’ve been so lonely lately because you’re so wrapped up in school and she’s THERE FOR ME. she’s been there when you weren’t. i wouldn’t have made out with her if YOU were at the afterparty with ME like i asked you to! we won four fucking awards tonight and i just wanted my girlfriend there to celebrate with me.”
and just like that, you snap. the jacket and bag in your hands are now thrown to the ground and heeseung flinches. “YOU ARE SO FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE! do you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth right now?! i told you i have an exam tomorrow there was no way i was going to that damn party.”
tears are blurring your vision and your breath is becoming uneven. you don’t even recognize the man standing in front of you. “i have a life too heeseung. while you’re out chasing your dreams so am i. do you even acknowledge the sacrifices i have made for you over the past five years? tell me, was she there for you when you first became a trainee? was she crying for you every fucking episode of i-land? was she there every step of the way supporting your career?!"
heeseung doesn’t speak. he doesn’t move an inch yet his brain is moving a million miles per minute. he knows you’re right. he knows that you decline going out with your friends so you can wait for him to come home from practice. that your life only revolves around school and him. and he’s so eternally grateful for you. his heart yearns to express all the love he has for you and that he fucked up so badly. he just wants to fast forward to the part where you guys work through it and everything is okay again.
but that time is never going to come because you walk up to him with a heavy heart, placing the promise ring he gave you all those years ago in his hands.
he stares at the pretty diamond that shines in the moonlight, the only thing illuminating the darkness that’s consumed the space you both once filled with love. “i hope she was worth it,” you say as you open the door and walk out into the cold night. leaving heeseung and all of the memories of your relationship behind.
© fakeuwus 2023 do not repost, translate, or plagiarize
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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Saw that your requests are open!
How would the Sinclairs brothers, Brahms, and Billy Lenz react if their s/o places flowers in their hair? Like flower crowns, daisies, wildflowers.
Thank you! Have a good day/night :3
OMG THATS THE CUTESTS REQUEST EVER!! You didnt say what pronouns to use so i'll go with they/them! Its fully SFW! Request open
Slashers with s/o that makes flowercrowns!
Vincent
This guy, he will litteraly cry pls why is s/o so nice to him😭😭😭
I swear this guy will treat his flowercrown like the most delicate and important thing is his life pls😭
Like he will feel bad when flowers die and started looking all ugly :((
But except that! He will beg for tutorial! Pls teach him how to make those, and he will give them one too
Also he probably loves drying flowers becasue they look pretty forever! Also he totally needs to learn how to sculp flowers in wax
Vince is gonna to give flowercrowns to Lester and Bo! Sharing is caring
Bo Sinclair
This dude will pretend like he doesnt care about it, actin all tough, but omygod if s/o wont give him next flowercrown when this one gets old? He be offended
Wym you thought he didnt like last one??? Pff
Nah but fr he will be like 'woah thanks sunshine'
Also he thinks that s/o should be the one wearing those pretty crowns. And vincent would totaly love them too.
He will tell them 'can you make one for Vince too? He gotta love this type of stuff'
Lester Sinclair
I forgor this guy exists and I almost posted without him
He will hang all the flowers they gave him in his epic truck! Will show them off too!
Im not going to be surprised if this guy already knows how to make flowercrowns and give some to s/o and by some i mean A LOT
He will come back home with hands full of wild flowers just for them!
Brahms Heelshire!
This guy will giggle and blush when he sees what they put on his head
Bro prefers to look at flowers outside than inside really. But If its a gift he guesses he will keep it? Next time give him dried flowers pls
he will be so mesmeraised and stunned, especially if s/o has her own crown too! They both deserve it!
to be honest this guy looks like one of those pollen allergies mf, so he will sneeze and die. 'you wanted to poison me!!' 'Man idk I just like flowers'
Billy Lenz'
No Billy you can't eat flowers
He probably destroys it by accident tbh, hes very chaotic. But please give him more!!
In summer he probably goes outside, especially when yall have house with garden, he probably just sits there looking what s/o is up to. Aslo probably hugging them tightly
When s/o manages to put one crown on him without him moving and bouncing all around the place hes going to look up and grab it every 5secdons to make sure its still there
Also he will sniff the flowers before allowing them on his head he likes to know how they smell
Jason Voorhees
Ik hes not in request but he's litteral definition of this prompt
This guy will come back home with hands full of wildflowers!
Putting random singular flower on his head>>
He wants to learn how to do crowns!! (I mean he knows he just pretend he doesnt so he can spend more time with his s/o)
Also he will decorate house with rest of flowers! Now whole home smells like meadow!
Live laugh love Jason
Yall have no idea how happy I am when I get requests!! Thanks for all of them!! I post it at 2am! Have lovley day yall🥰
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i really like your blog but sometimes i have the urge to send mean asks bc u need a reality check but its terrible....youre so beautiful and have lots of swag its sucks that all that shit in ur life told u that youre ugly but theyre wrong...tbh i think you need more friends who tell you youre hot maybe then you wouldnt constantly post about how ugly and unloveable you are bc thats such bullshit like cmon now. a sexy dyke will pick u up one day but the broken barbie vibe isnt as sexy as some peoplemake itout to be bro . please im begging you to find some confidance within yourself you WILL make crazy sexy fucked up films and you WILL be the object of obsession of someone super sexy but first u gotta stop crying about fake news (u beingugly) on tumblr and i do know mental illness and body imagw are serious things i struggle too so honestly i kinda hatemyself for sending you this its out of line and also the first time ive ever sent something like this (im a hatemail virgin) but also u did sign up to the 'weird personal rude asks' website?
anyway im very sorry for saying this but it was either this or i unfollow and like i said i really like ur blog cause ur cool (tldr hating urself is only sexy in moderation) (hope this doesnt hurt your feelings) (sorry again)
I am genuinely speechless
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my thoughts on spooky month 6
copy pasted from a page and a half of google doc. crying. spoilers inbound.putting it under the cut cuz its super long. also swear warning.
Ok to start off LILA. LILA MY GAL NO UR DOING UR BEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Im crying im actually fucginf crying. She's trying. So hard. Skid is trying so hard. THEY'RE DOING THEIR BEST PLEASEEEEE. Father Gregor can go EAT SHIT. THEY'RE TRYING AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS GODDAMNIT.
Susie… Susie no… please… she deserves better istgggggg. What happened to their parents? Are they actually just busy? Are they DEAD? Holy shit what if they're dead. Poor Pump, poor Susie, god please just let these kiddos be ok. PLEASE. ABUELO WONDER IS TYING SO HARD BUT SUSIE KNOWS IT ISN'T REALLY FROM HER PARENTS IM CRYING. SUSIE NOOOOOO
FATHER GREGOR I HATE YOU. ok well he obvs did some good but STILL. GREGOR. STFU GREGOR. I get that hes trying but U CANT JUST SAY ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT JUDGEMENT AND THEN JUDGE HER HER FUCKING HOUSE GOT BROKEN INTO!! YOU DONT HAVE THE FUCKING CONTEXT!!!! ARGHFDGHJSGHJKAGHSD. Also DAMN IS HE A CULTIST NOW?? IS HE DEAD?? WHAT?!?!?!
ROYYYYYY ROY MY BOI NOOOOOO poor guy :( i understand why he hates the kids they DID kinda ruin him so. At least he knows theyre trying now :( and ross n rob just ASSUME he did something bad isnt helping here!!!! I get that theyre also trying to help him and its nice to see him opening up to them about stuff (even if we dont get to know what specifically PELO WHY) but PLEASE get this kid an anger management class or smthn PLEASE. He needs SO MUCH THERAPY. I dont think hes gonna get therapy because im pretty sure his parents are Part Of The Problem but STILL.  Also FUCKER LITERALLY GOT POSSESED BY A DEMON?????? THATS GOTTA BE TRAUMATIC TF
Side note i love ross and robert dearly and i appreciate them doing their best to help on both sides i love them smmmmmm AUGH
KEVIN AND RADFORD FRIENDSHIP REALLLLLLLLLL i am SO fucking happy about that!!!! Also Kevin having conflicted feelings on the kids FAIR. Similar thing to Roy except hes an adult with a semi-functional support network and is able to understand that theyre just dumb kids and they dont actually mean any harm. He’s harsher on the hatzgang cuz theyre teens and old enough to know stealing is wrong but Skid n Pump are little kiddos they dont know better. Also him disapproving of father gregor REAL THO. also HE GOT POSSESSED TOO?? TRAUMA CENTRAL HOLY SHIT
PATTY DESERVES TO HAVE A GUN ACTUALLY. Also JOHN ANGST JOHN ANGST JOHN ANGST! IS HIS KID DEAD? IS HIS DAUGHTER OK HOLY SHIT. ALSO THEM HELPING THE KIDS PROPERLY IM CRYIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
WHAT WAS EVERMORE DOING WITH THE HOBOMEN???? HELLO??????
I SAW THAT CULT NECKLACE UNDER IGNACIOS SHIRT. I FUCKING SAW IT. CALLED IT BITCH!!!!!!
Rick just has the WORST luck lmao
STREBER IS ALIVE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DEXTER NO PLEASE AUGH…… HIS MOM TOO……
JAUNE AND ROSS’S DAD… HE'S REAL HE EXISTS!! I get ur trying jaune but that is NOT the best way to comfort poor lila… AT LEAST SHES TRYING THO I APPRECIATE HER
THE ENTIRE NEWGROUNDS ENDING?? THE THIEVES AND THE CANDY DEALER IN CAHOOTS WITH THE CULT???? HELLO??????
MOLOCH IS GONE. he deserved it but also THE KIDS ARE SO SAD ABOUT IT? Like they don't really get it but they just watched someone they thought was their friend DIE. HOLY SHIT.
finally. SKID AND PUMP. KIDDOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok for real tho theyre so much more self aware than the fandom and bulk of the show give them credit for?? Like Skid is VERY aware of his dad being dead/possibly missing and legit just doesn’t wanna talk about it. He knows what death is and he finds fun in it to cope. My poor sweet boyo… and PUMP. PUMP ANSWERING THE CALL AUGHHHHHH HE WANTS HIS PARENTS BACK IM CRYING. SUSIE AND ABUELO ARE DOING THEIR BEST AND HE'S TRYING SO HARD AND AAAAAAAAAAUGH. Also him getting possessed by Moloch while having Star-Eyes basically debunks the theory of the Star-Eyes being a form of possession which is FASCINATING. Anyway that scene with Susie and Pump got me misty eyed and then during the ending with Skid and Lila i actually genuinely started crying. I just want them to be happy. Please let them be happy. Please. PLEASE.
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all i want is a part 3 to i like u like that
what happened? - c.b
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pairings: colby brock x reader
summary: part 3 of like you like that series!
warning(s): hospitals, memory loss
not proofread
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"who are you?" is the question that made colbys heart stop
not literally, but he might as well have died right then and there because the girl he confessed his love to now has no memory of him
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"do you know who this is?" the nurse asks
"yeah thats sam" i say confidently and she nods
"okay good, what about her?" she asks
"yeah thats kat" i say and she nods again
"and what about him?" she points to the boy
"i dont know" i mumble
the boy sighs, sam putting a hand on his shoulder
"y/n, this is colby." sam says, pointing to him
i just sit there blankly, not knowing what to say, i cant say nice to meet you if i already know him, fuck i wish i could remember
the next few hours are spent by sam and kat trying to remind me who colby is, telling me stories, showing pictures, everything they can think of
suddenly, i burst into tears, putting my face in my hands
"what? whats wrong?" kat says
"just get out, please, all of you." i say, looking at the three of them
kat sighs, signaling the guys to leave as well.
they all walk out of the room and i pick up my phone, dialing my brothers number
"hello?" he says, answering immediately
"hi matt." i say
"are you okay? we heard about the accident and we're flying to LA in an hour" he says and i smile, sniffing at the same time
"yeah- i-im fine" i say
"why are you crying? what happened?" he asks
"i dont remember who colby is.." i say, almost ashamed
"what?" he asks, confused
"the guy- colby, sam and kat have spent hours trying to get me to remember him but i just dont- and apparently we're dating or something and now theres all these expectations they want from me and i cant-" my rambling gets stopped by matts voice
"okay hold on, calm down. first of all, you and colby are not dating. who told you that??" he asks
"they said we love eachother" i say
"whos they?" matt asks
"sam and kat..?" i say
"well you've never said anything about dating colby, y/n. why would they tell you that if its not true.." matt says
"um.. i dont know.." i say
suddenly i hear an intercom over the phone
FLIGHT 128 BOSTON TO LA, BOARDING NOW
"listen- i gotta go but we'll be there in a couple hours okay?" matt says
"okay.." i say nervously
"dont let anybody in okay?" matt says
"i wont.." i reply
we say our goodbyes and i sit there, feeling uneasy
why would sam and kat, my two best friends, lie to me. saying me and this guy love eachother?? am i just not supposed to trust my best friends now?
i spend the next 30 minutes calling my other friends like tara, jake and johnnie, asking if i ever mentioned a relationship with colby
they all say no.
what the fuck??
what happened?
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A/N: aaaah some angst! lmk if yall want part 4 😇
TAGLIST:
@opheliaofficial07 @stargirlv0id @strniolo @annaisabookworm @theperson-nextdoor  @its-jennarose @thetriplets3 @anythingsamandcolby @richardsamboramylove55 @maddie-1360 @hairinurbutt
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mrs-monaghan · 5 months
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Hello!!
Ig you saw the airport video from today. They were getting mobbed, Jimin was pushed back by fans but JK was busy filming and didn't even care to look back.
I just want to ask how y'all can ship jimin with someone who doesn't care about him a bit?? I'm genuinely concerned about it that y'all think they're dating irl and even if that's true then i gotta say JK doesn't deserve Jimin at all, I hope Jimin will find someone who'll genuinely care for him and love not like JK who does it for camera only.
Insecure Jikookers and shippers... y'all may even be more annoying that antis. Nah scratch that. You are more annoying. While you're busy projecting and seeing things that are not there, we are here going gaga over Jimin cutely holding onto JK's hoodie so as not to get separated
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That is so cute and adorable... makes me want to cry 😭😭😭😭😭
Takes us all right back to this moment.
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(Thanks @chicknbunny13)
So as you can see anon, this has happened before and it was Jimin holding onto JK 🥺🥺🥺🥺 JK is filming thats not news. We already know there is content coming. Why u gotta read into something that's not there??? I just see things to coo and smile about
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(Edit but I'm sure it's pretty accurate)
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Would it kill you to just enjoy what we are getting? Why do you need to disect and jump into the wrong conclusions??
This is the most we have seen of Jikook all year TOGETHER. Read that again and let in sink in. For the first time in a long time we are getting Jikook content that isn't related to their music. Content thats just about them and their rlship. And instead of enjoying you've decided to fill your mind with negative, rubbish theories??
Well anon, I am not buying what you are selling. You and everyone else trying to shit all over this trip can stay off my inbox. Jikook are in Tokyo. Again. And JK is documenting it. Again. 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 They're on their way to enjoy snow. A thing they both really love. And they're gonna have a great time. They already are if Jimin's neck is anything to go by 🤣🤣🤣
Its a great time to be a Jikooker. We are having the time of our lives. Get on board or get blocked. That's it.
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I think I might have to message my friend and have a genuine conversation with him about how he's falling into extreme left antisemitic ideals. he acts SO supportive to my face and then in public and online he posts things that are plain misinformation with antisemitic undertones. id really, really, really wanna keep being his friend i just dont know how long I can continue when he acts like this. what the fuck are you supposed to do when someone is nice to your face yet the views they express publicly go against that? what side do you believe? even if the side he shows in private is what he truly believes, he's still saying antisemitic things in public and supporting those ideals.
I want to believe that he's just misinformed. don't get me wrong, he 100% is, I just dont think that's it. I feel like he's just trapped in that social justice cycle where he believes he HAS to talk about things as quickly as possible or else something bad will happen. and I want to pull him out of there with every fiber of my being I just dont know if I can without destroying myself in the process. I love him he's my best friend and we've been so close for years and still none of that changes the simple fact that I am jewish. and I feel scared associating with people going down this slope. I know for a fact he wouldn't hurt me in any way RIGHT NOW, but what about a month from now? 6 months? a year?
I can't stay silent because thats not who I am. so I've gotta talk to him about it soon. tomorrow I was gonna send him his very late birthday gift and food for him and maybe I still will. if I do then that shows that I at least have a little faith this conversation won't ruin one of my closest friendships. and even if it does end, I still love him and I want him to have those things. I wish this weren't so hard and I wish it didn't hurt so much I have such a tiny circle of people it would actually physically hurt to leave and he's one of them.
he's friends with all my other goyische friends too and oh g-d I won't even know what to tell them if it ends badly. will their trust in me dissipate? will they begin to see me as a dirty jew who ruins friendships over problems they see as minor? will they tell me to just suck it up and deal with different opinions? im the only jewish person in that friend group so I've got no one else who understands this specific pain.
I wanna talk to my mother about this. she's not awake right now but she'd understand. she never really got when I talked about experiencing other forms of bigotry just antisemitism because she's been through that too. I know i can handle the actual confrontation myself i just kinda wanna cry to my mother about it.
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mymelodymia · 6 months
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Girls pt 2 Dad!tony stark x lesbian!daughter!reader
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Summary: "meeting" the parents
Warnings:
A/N: I love this series <3
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After coming out to your dad, you immediately called cam. You were crying with joy and excitement, "cam! I did it! I did it! Aaaaaaahaha" you squealed the moment she answered.
"What did he say!?" You heard your lovely girlfriend scream from the other end of the phone. "He got all sassy at first but THEEENNNN, he said 'well when am i gonna meet her?' Gaaaaaahahahahah!"
"Did you tell him it was me?" She asked, knowing the answer "nope!" You both continued screaming and squealing untill you were exhausted and plopped down on your bed, you both just talked for a while.
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It was the day your parents were "meeting" your beloved camilla. Little did they know.
You walked through the front door, her hand wrapped around yours, you were quite nervous for peppers reaction even though you knew she'd be fine with it.
You walked around the corner to reveal her, tony and pep were sitting comfortably on the couch beside each other. Their strict expressions immediately turned to confusion upon seeing cam!
Though pepper was confused because you hadn't yet come out to her, and tonys confusion was from seeing your best friend since kindergarten holding hands with you, the way she gripped your hand, and you did the same clearly showed you were both nervous.
"Mom, dad, this....is my girlfriend" your breathing picked up a bit as they continued staring, before pepper spoke up. "Y-you like....girls?" She asked leaning back, "yep, i dont know how you haven't figured it out yet. I mean, i show no interest in guys you point out"
"Thats pretty fair, but cam, i want you to know that, i accept you dating my daughter, i made the decision so fast because i know you, and i know youll care and love my daughter. Buuutt, you still gotta watch it." Tony said standing up, you let out a sigh of relief.
"Pep? What about you" she had stayed quiet so long you didn't think she'd like the idea of you having a girlfriend. But she stood up, and took cams hands in hers.
"I also accept you to be with her, youre a very sweet and wonderful girl, and youre welcome here anytime" you both grinned from ear to ear after she said that.
And what was supposed to be a stressful evening, sitting down with your parents. Was actually pretty fun, tony took his girls (and her girl) to get pizza and ice cream, and you all even caught a movie too. You had an amazing time.
But of course, it was time for cam to go home, you walked her out, hugging her just before she got through the door. You kissed her gently.
You heard tony yell "hey!" Pointing a finger at the two of you. You both giggled at this, and you kissed her again anyway. Once she left you went to bed, you were so happy with how today turned out.
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@animealways // @white-wolf-buckaroo // @tonystark-au // @zebralover // @carellmcu //
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thesimulacrasimp · 3 months
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Ah shit, here we go again!
HAZBIN HOTEL EP 5-6 SPOILERS WARNING‼️
Ok i literally was waiting so much to see Lucifer n Lilith being a really happy and cute maried couple and now yall telling me that THEY DIVORCED??????? IM LITERALLY CRYIN WHAHT??? 😭
and OMG LUCIFER. HES SUCH A BABY, SWEETIE, SCRUNKY, CUTIE PATOOTIE!!! HES SO SILLY, I WISH I HAD DAD LIKE HIM. JUST LOOK AT HIM OH MAI GAHD
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And his voice is really cool too! Not really what i expected him to sound like but still good! N the way he speaks is really funny too:
"Oh the applause! Oh please, thank u, thank u.. oh gOD WHO AM I KIDDING, THIS SUCKS!!"
"Daughter callin-- Da-DAU-DAUGHTER CALLING??? OH---"
"TAKE THAT, DEPRESSION!"
"Oh my golly!! You like girls!! SO DO I, WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!"
Hes ABSOLUTELY my 2nd fave character after Vox. Hes such a sweetheart i cant---
Also can we talk about how Alastor said "Fuck you" to a KING OF HELL? LIKE I KNOW THAT THIS KING IS NOT REALLY KINGING BUT STILL I WOULDNT HAVE BALLS TO SAY THAT TO LUCIFER HIMSELF.
Also the fact that Alastor was immediatly so pissed when Luci just steped into hotel is really strange. Maybe something happened between them that we dont know so far? Cuz purposely making Luci mad literally 5 secs after u met each other is really weird.
AND OMG THIS SONG IS TOTALLY NEW FAVOURITE BY NOW, THEY LITERALLY DID AN ELECTRO SWING SONG LIKE HELL YEAH!!! N THE FACT THAT LUCI OUT OF NOWHERE STARTS PLAING VIOLIN AGGRESSIVELY AND THEN SHUTS ALASTOR UP WITH AN ACCORDION IN THIS IS THE BEST TGING EVER.
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i dont know how i think bout Mimzy rn. All i gotta say is she have a really cool singing voice!
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And this shot is really adorable
Ok we actually now know from Husk that someone actually having Alastors soul! Just think about it: someone have AN OVERLORDS SOUL. Not ex-overlord like Husk, AN ACTUAL OVERLORD. Is this even possible??
This last song made me cry (again). I feel so bad for Luci, he was abandoned by heaven n he just doesnt want the same fate for his beautiful daughter, cuz she is the only thing he live for (i want him to be my dad so much omg..)
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Also when Lilith took little Charlie away from Luci, it was sad, but it actually made me think, what if Lilith will be an antogonist? What if she will be the bad person? Maybe the main vilian even. I think if that will actually happen everyone will go CRAZY. But thats just my lil thought.
Ok, 6th ep! I actually didnt expect that we will see heaven so soon!
Ok but sir Pentious is GOT CRUSH ON CHERRI BOMB??? WHA??? THAT WAS SOMETHING I REALLY DIDNT EXPECT
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Also i expected heaven to be much more strict place with many rules, where noone is alowed to swear. But turned out that its actually just a hell with better people and more rules, thats all. And its actually really strange that u can swear in heaven. Im not talking about Adam n Lute, cuz theyre exterminators and clearly just awhul ppl, this guy infront of heavens gates actually said fuck. Maybe im just wrong, but isnt swearing unacceptable in christianity?..
Also HELL YEAH we nailed it! We were right about Vaggie being a fallen angel. But the reason why she fell.... She was an exterminator and literally just didnt kill one child (which is really shows us that she have a kind heart) BUT SHE WAS EXPELED FOR IT IN SUCH HORRIBLE WAY.
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I JUST DONT HAVE ENOUGH RAGE TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. I REALLY HOPE WHEN HEAVEN DECIDES TO REDEEM PPL FROM HELL, THEY BOTH WILL GO TO FUCKING HELL FOR ALL THOSE VILENCE THEY BROUGHT TO WORLD, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS.
Also Cherri Bomb is being kinda toxic friend to Angel n i dont like that.
ALSO ANGEL STOOD UP AGAINST VAL!! HELL YEAH, SLAY SPIDERBOI!!! IM LITERALLY NOT SCARED OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM WHEN HE WILL GO BACK TO HIS JOB!! IM NOT SCARED AT ALL!!!!
Ok this last song WAS SO EPIC!! ESPECIALLY WHEN CHARLIE N EMILY DID UNO REVERSE ON ADAMS SONG FROM EP 1!!
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AND THAT PART WHEN ADAM REVEALED THAT VAGGIE IS AN ANGEL WAS SO EPIC TOO I LITERALLY GOT CHILS
and Charlies reaction to that was actually really heartbreaking
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And everything ended up with Adam winning. I really hope that justice will overtake in this whole situation and Charlies plan will work. And im really interested to see Charlie n Vaggies relationships after that reveal. I honestly think that Charlie will forgive her, but its still really interesting.
Wow, it took me long enough to make this post.. I really like direction this show goes, n i can not wait for the next 2 eps!!
My thoughts/review on eps 1-2
My thoughts/review on eps 3-4
My thoughts/review on eps 7-8
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koszmarnybudyn · 5 months
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Dndads spoilers!!!!
Taylor reaction to link new scar, kinda gay dude, kinda gay
Wow this is cool.
I am expecting that tarot card the lovers inspired art now
Of course lark and sparrow can hotwire a car, of course.
Yay emotions, Will is so good at that
Wow link having a reaction to blood, love me angst
Idk what a humpy is tbh
Gentle repose :((
Lark and sparrow wth dudes? Whats up
Why normal is my fail boy
Zombie doodlerized guys yasss gimme post apo vibes!!!
Fuuuckkkk oakvale?!?!!
Barry?!??!
Fuuuuckkk he has slower aging...
Mercedes dead!!!?!!
We gotta draw gilf henry now
Your hippy ass is straight edge, thats shitty, i think if your straight age in the apocalypse you are going cultish..
How much is the time dilations if henry with the wierd aging is 60?
God normal...
Scary standing in normals way
He scamned yall, i know youre in shock now but that did happen
Kinda wanna draw scam holding hermie like a dead kid cause like..
I heard hermies a goose
Scam is being affected :(
Just thought of scam looking like pan kleks lol
"I dont want another one i want this one"
"I cant deal with another adult who think they deserve to die" ouch, but like tru basiclly all the kiddads/adults around them have been sopping wet messes of suicidaloty, these kids dont deserve that
"No hermie hated this guy"
You dont fucking come near him!" That was such a good line and the delivery!!!! So good!!!
Hermies buried under a lightining striked tree,
Will is really trying for hot henry winter with all these jokes
They brought back the sun
Link not being able to say anything nice about hermie even at his funereal
Wait they started traning them at like six? That's fucked up.
Also daddies had more workers? Cause i always assumed they at least used to, so did they?
I kinda feel like crying, but like crying blue balls, like not crying yet and probablly not gonna cry but feels like you should have so that sucks.
So Hermie's gone gone, fuckkkkkk.
Also i guess my cowboy au norm gets no gun noted.
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junee-e · 8 months
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NEW JUNO EPISODE!!!
(im reasonably early this time lets go)
ramblings and random thoughts follow :D
who’s this chip guy i love him he’s so silly
ive decided i dont like the pet guy hes insulted my new favourite character chip hoffman
‘no he said he didnt like me…and when you think about it thats sort of a challenge’ REAL i love this guy
‘i knew i’d need some help to turn the mood in my favour so i poisoned everyone :D’ cHIP OH MY GOD
bro really posioned everyone and was like ‘you know what everyone else has passed out this would be a great time for some family bonding’ and honestly gotta respect him for that
hey what if lydia…..doesnt seem poisoned…..chip…..does…..but also chip is….a silly guy…..and now i’m…..confused
im suspicious of the bird guy he seems mean :[
WAIT NO IS CHIP A BAD PERSON NO MY BOY WAIT NO
ive got attached to a criminal in 15minutes kevin why and how?
i say that as if 3/4 of the people in this podcast arent also criminals and arent also my favourite
juno being in wonder of of chips plan to just pretend to pass out for literal hours to avoid talking about something…..juno…..juno no…..
OOOOO THE DARK MATTERS STREAM FIRST MENTION (i think maybe im wrong) OOOOOO
HE THOUGHT THEY SPLIT UP BECAUSE OF THE BIRD AHAHAHAHA
ok ok lydia she seems kinda mean but also like…..reasonably straighforward? i dont know if i like her?
OH I DO NOT LIKE THE BIRD GUY FUCK HIM HE IS TERRIBLE
you know what i still love chip stealing from the bird guy is justified
yeahhhh she never had the poison fish!!! im right all the time ever about everything
*rita, very excited*: ‘oh boy whodunnit mista steel??’ rita is so me i love her
‘monty has a habit of repeating things?’ ‘repeating things??’ ‘repeating things.’ LMAO i love this show
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THE DEATH OF A BIRD SO SAD IM CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
‘whoever your searching for, they arent going to fill the hole you think they will. nobody ever does.’ NO SHUT UP. JUNO DONT STOP LOOKING FOR NUREYEV PLEASE
‘we are not puzzle pieces destined to click together’. BUT THEY ARE NO
‘do you recognise that?’ ‘i do. but i need to find him Dr Hoffman. He’s in trouble’. HELL YES JUNO ASJKDFKSJGE
fuck yeah we really got the best ending: dont help the piece of shit bird man, help the nice lady, still get what we need
the fact that the moment juno says ‘we’ i know hes talking about nureyev…..*insert sounds of me screming into a pillow*
‘what nureyev was offering was the kind of clean cut lydia was talking about. the chance to start fresh somewhere else….with someone else.’ BUT YA DIDNT
AND HES STILL LOOKING FOR NUREYEV LETS GOOO :D
THE ?DOKANA? (i dont know how to say it) GROUP A NEW LEAD YAYYYY
THEY’RE GETTING CLOSE?????
DOES RITA NOT KNOW ABOUT SLIP????
‘and of course lydia hoffman. she seemed like the happiest of the sad and she’d done it by cutting ties with her past cleanly’ ISTG IF THIS SEASON ENDS WITH JUPETER LEAVING EACHOTHER I WILL NOT SURVIVE
annndd thats the end. we got new answers new leads new angst. i am not ok.
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lovekaikim · 5 months
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What type of Yandere's WayV(OT7) would be?
(Yes I am doing ot7 cuz I love Lucas too much to let him go)
(Also this is Male Reader, so ladies, please find something else, and if you're sapphic ladies, check out some of my other works)
Kun - The Protective Yandere
He's probably the most lenient(apart from Lucas and Yangyang), only wanting to protect you. Kun would feel like the only punishment he could give you was no candy and no junk food for a week. Yeah, he's more of an annoying parent than a Yandere.
"Honey! No! We're not getting Animal Crossing New Horizons yet! I know you're bored, but we can still play New Leaf. Deal?"
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Ten - The Petty Yandere(yes, petty)
He's a bitch, lets be real. If yoy looked at someone for too long, he'd accuse you of cheating. You'd get sick at it, and so everytime he does something petty, you'd have a resting bitch face.
Ten: "I don't care if you like Louis!(1D) You're mine! Mine!"
You: "Ffs...he's just my favorite member!"
Yeah, you're basically an old married couple.
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Winwin - The Sadistic Yandere
This motherfucker is a psychopath! He's degrading you, and he punishes you REALLY SEVERELY. He's making fun of you, and basically being a total asshole.
"You're just a pathetic little slut for me to fuck with. You're MY fucking slut. MINE."
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Lucas ��� The Tsundere Yandere
He'd always try to make you think he didn't like you to put you off the scent - even though you liked him back. Lucas can be a bit harsh, but just know that he's actually a soft boi inside.
Tsundere Lucas: "W-what do you mean you wanna watch Friday the 13th with me? T-that's a horror film, you imbicile."
You: "But I can't watch it without you! You'll keep me safe! If you actually cared..." *you start crying*
Yandere Lucas: Oh I'm so sorry! I'll watch anything to protect my love!"
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Xiaojun - The Quiet Yandere
I can barely say anything about this guy. He wants you. Thats all that matters. His marks on you tell people everything. You're. His.
"Mine..."
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Hendery - The Awkward Yandere
I know, this is a Yandere headcannon. But - I gotta stay true to Hendery's character.
He wouldn't know what to do.
So in the end, you'd be tied up, and he's sheepishly smiling at you.
"I can explain my actions..."
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Yangyang - The Sweet Yandere
Okay, you can't stay mad at Yangyang!
He knows that you'd wanna start things slow before starting the relationship, so thats what he does. Soon, he gains your trust. Not wanting to break it, he doesn't say anything about kidnappings and stuff.
Also, if you don't wanna be in a relationship with him - either due to you finding out his weird side or you finding someone else - he'll understand. He'll support you no matter what. He'd gladly watch from the sidelines.
And if your new partner mistreats you...well. Good luck explaining that to him.
(If you end up with someone else)
"You're not in a good relationship! They are taking advantage of your trust and then cheating on you! You deserve someone better!"
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(If you end up with him)
*loves wrapping his arms around you* "I oove you, M/N..." *sleepy baby, you can't help but smile*
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