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niphredil-14 · 1 year
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Hey, if requests/prompts are still open, then'
Siblings!JasonXBabs Babs discovers that Jason adopted a kid to be Red Hood's sidekick
I personally can't see Jason getting a kid sidekick, he saw what it did to him, and in my mind, he wouldnt do that to a kid, but here's him adopting a non-sidekick kid, hope thats ok c:
Phone Calls and Forged Adoptions
The phone rang three times before a voice answered.
"Hey, Babs, I got a favor to ask you." A snort came crackling from the other line.
"That's a great way to start a conversation, Jason." The sentence ringing with sarcastic laughter, the second leaving behind compassion. "What's up?" Jason sighed, running a hand through his hair and glancing at the little girl sitting on his couch, swinging her legs as she shoveled spoonful after spoonful of chocolate ice cream into her mouth.
"I got a kid here, can't find any info on her, she said her parents told her to wait at Robinson Park and never came back, and that she'd been there for four days. Said her name's Millie, and that she's six. I need you to find anything you can on her, and her parents." Barbara responded with quick agreement and all that was heard on her end of the phone for almost half a minute was typing and clicking. Finally, her voice spoke up.
"Carmilla Scott. Her parents, Karen and Jacob committed a double suicide three days ago, probably after they left her at the park. No other relations, except an uncle serving a life sentence in jail, there's barely any record of her, seems like her parents were really trying to hide her."
"Fuck."
"Want me to see if any nearby and decent orphanages have any space?"
"No. But if you could forge some adoption papers, that'd be great." He said, looking down when there was a tug on his pant leg. There, he found the small girl, face covered in chocolate, looking up at him, holding out the empty bowl. Her name was fitting, for she was as dainty and pale as the original Carmilla, with hair and eyes just as dark. Looking at her, he already felt like she was family, and not being able to say no to his soft spot when it came to kids, and her very talented puppy dog eyes, he took the bowl from her hands, gave her a smile, and refilled the bowl, handing it back to her, and wiping her face off with a napkin. "Oh, and try and keep this a secret from Bruce, and anyone who might tell him."
"Sure, but why forge the adoption papers? You're not still legally dead, right?" She asked, her skeptics only confirmed when she heard his drawn-out noncommittal mumble. "Seriously, Jason? Why?"
"It's convenient, alright?" He said, laughing at the half-annoyed 'Oh My God.' That came from her end of the call. "Well, I gotta go work on finding her some pajamas for the night before I take her shopping tomorrow, so we'll talk later. Thanks for the help, Babs."
"Sure thing. I'll come over tomorrow to help with the shopping."
"What? You don't think I'm capable of picking out some clothes and furniture?" He heard her scoff.
"Hey, Dick's having too much time living up to his name to give me a baby, so I'm gonna be the best almost-aunt and get to pamper yours, got it?"
"Haha, fine, alright. I'll see you tomorrow at noon, okay?"
"Sounds good. Goodnight."
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Yeah we've all failed tests because of destiel but have you, on this blessed day, been cornered by the rest of the moderator team of a large subreddit asking if you are dead because they haven't heard from you since "late October"
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ichor-and-symbiosis · 5 years
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Being a civilian that Twice takes captive when he's almost arrested, quickly duplicating you and shoving the clone at the police, then sprinting away with you. "Sorry, sweetheart, but you saw too much." He refuses to let anyone else touch you. He throws a fit if anyone lays a band on you. You're left tied to his bed all hours, usually whining and pouting while he cares for you... until the day he breaks from your attitude and skullfucks you against the headboard, cumming on your face afterwards.
*sobs* how can you corrupt my sweet husband like this i refuse this 
i actually have thought about twice taking a civilian hostage during one of his heists/robberies before his clone disaster. except he still has some morals left so while the police are desperately trying to find you, twice takes you to his hideout and just ... doesn’t know what to do with you. he originally took you to pretend like he’d harm you if the police didn’t let him go, but now he’s wondering if he should set you free. until his clones remind him that he was stupid enough to take you to their base so now he’s in a rut. 
you watch this conversation go down and wonder how someone so dumb could be such a successful criminal and suggest that he trade you for a ransom. twice and his clones are all highly impressed by your suggestion and you gain his respect. you end up chilling with him while the ransom info is sent out to the police and whatnot and you end up bonding. you can’t help it, he offers you pizza and asks you to be his partner in crime. except you take it the wrong way and you both get flustered from the double entente and basically you realize that you’re living in a rom com. when the exchange happens he’s actually sad to see you go. you’re a bit sad about it too; your life has never been this adventurous before. 
meanwhile twice looks at his new pile of money and wonders if it was all worth it. your brief moment of friendship is suddenly worth more to him than any amount of cash he’s earned from this meeting. a selfish part of him realizes that he could have offered up a clone of you to the police and kept you with him. 
(i....really strayed from the yandere stuff goddamn lmao thats reserved for tomura) 
epilogue: you see twice again at mcdonalds and the rest is history 
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funtimebunnyblog · 4 years
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Diamante d’Italia: Chapter 6
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(Chapter 6: Fools fly where Angels fear to tread...)
Narancia rather liked solo missions.
Sure, a mission with Mista or with Fugo was always a wild time too, most espescially when they got to kick the shit out of someone, then laugh about it, before blasting the shit out of them if the target didn't cooperate.
Those missions were ALWAYS chaotic, VERY explosive, PACKED with action and punctuated by the voices of six shrieking bullets but most of all, they were the most memorable.
Missions with Bucciarati could be a treat, a little on the more rare side however as the man almost always paired himself with Abbacchio when not flying solo (he and the others swore those two were a thing but lacked any evidence to prove that just yet).
Just watching how many times the man could unzip someone to pieces and make unusual objects spill out of their mouth before they finally cracked was just always funny to Narancia. Not to mention, listening to Bruno talk and stir up a plan so easily on the spot was something akin to dazzling in the boys eyes.
It always made him feel like he was invincible and he could feel himself glowing from the inside out when the man praised him for doing a good job, Bucciarati was his hero afterall.
Sometimes he'd even get treated to some gelato afterwards.
Missions with Abbacchio could be fun, being also on the rare side and only sometimes chaotic. Watching Abba beat the absolute shit out of a dirtbag (whether it was their actual target or just some chump who made the mistake of telling the Mafioso that makeup was for Women) was always entertaining, but the mission itself really depended on the Goths mood and their target.
His favorite memories with the stone-faced man however would be when they drove down the highway, blasting some sort of loud and unholy music from a strange screaming punk-rock band Abbacchio liked while sipping on fizzy sodas, whether to or from said mission.
Yes, going on missions with his friends were fun and all.... but he absolutely loved going solo once in a while.
Aerosmith circled overhead, high above the buildings of the street and trailing behind Narancia like a tamed hawk would with its master. Narancia walked the streets casually, keeping his eyes out as he compared the man in the picture he had been given to the other bystanders on the street around him making their morning commute.
Today would be simple enough; find the asshole, get the info out of him where a recent traitor to the Boss was and if he refused to cooperate, use "gentle persuasion".
He hoped it wouldn't come to that of course, he didn't quite like to torture-... er.... "persuade" people himself and hopefully the idiot would be smart enough to know that if he fought and perhaps even got away he'd be hunted down by someone else much, much more powerful than Narancia or even Bucciarati for that matter and be given a more unmerciful and much crueler demise than just being shot by a small bombing plane.
There was an entire organization above their little team afterall. A big, BIG organization of thieves, thugs, hitmen, dealers and Mafiosi alike all working under one Man.
Narancia was quite literally just a snowflake resting on the very tip of an iceberg.
Still, being out on his own was always exciting. It always made him feel important when Bucciarati trusted him with these things.
He could go about things how he wanted it, put his own mind to the test and then proudly brag about his skills when reporting back.
Bucciarati always treated him very well after a successful solo mission of course.
He could hardly contain his excitement when he finally spotted the bastardo ducking into an alley off the street ahead, he couldn't have chose a better place to go in behind because it was right behind the spindly teens favorite Gelato spot.
The stronzo matched the picture alright; olive skin (check), strange yellowish hair thats texture sort of reminded him of rice (double check), scar on the cheek (checkaroo), wonky looking left eye (checkity-checkcheck).
"Bingo." He grinned, casually stuffing his hands in his pockets, tucking away the picture along with one, as he shuffled down the street. That intel was already as good as his.
The only thing he had to worry about now was what flavor Gelato he was in the mood for when this was all over.
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Once in his life Josuke believed that there was absolutely nothing better in this world than treating yourself to some Icecream on a warm sunny day.
Now however, he knew better.
Because if there was anything better than that, it was treating yourself to some Gelato on a warm sunny day in Italy.
Christ, he never knew how rich and smooth this frozen dairy treat could be.
All this time, he and Okuyasu had been scammed into being sold the now seemingly regular-old-not-at-all-exciting Icecream when he could've been tasting this absolute delicacy all along?!
He felt like he had been robbed, cheated even, dare he say betrayed, his whole life and didn't realize it until now!
The place he had stopped at wasn't quite like the shop he frequented back in Morioh before school on Monday either, not a cheep little stand on the sidewalk where you grabbed your cone and had no choice but to keep walking for fear of the guy running the place shoving you along with a broom for "loitering", this place was a store in itself and right out in the open too!
A sea of flavors and colours coating the entire counter, all scrumptious frozen dairy treats that absolutely dazzled the eye.
It was like finding an Oasis out in the scorching desert to someone who was dying for something sweet and cold on such a hot day like today.
They even had an area out front of the counter to sit and enjoy everything. The tasty treat, the sights and sounds and smells of the streets and all.
Italy just kept getting better and better by the second.
'Why on earth would someone ever leave here? Or even want to leave here?' The teenager couldn't help but wonder as he finished the last delectable lick of his Vanilla Gelato.
Tonio was always very vague on the topic of his move from Naples to Morioh and usually didn't say more than a simple "I wanted to fulfill my dream!" Or "I needed to see the world!" Before quickly changing the subject to his food and the art of his cooking.
None of them ever pressed the man for the details but now that he was experiencing this place and all its wonders himself, Josuke found himself wishing that he did know why Tonio left.
Maybe one day he'd be lucky enough, or perhaps close enough to the man at least, to find out....
A low hum rang in his ears, coming from right overhead.
His metaphorical thought-bubble was promptly popped with the sharpness of the noise and his attention was ripped away from his reminiscing of Home.
It sort of sounded like-
"A plane?" He muttered to himself, bringing a hand over his eyes and squinting to block out the bright golden sunshine of the late morning.
A tiny little red spot circled overhead, for something so small it puttered really loudly. No one else around seemed to notice it however.
It flew closer into his sights, it was a plane alright with wings a propeller and everything.
It swerved through the air, rolling over once as it sharply turned and disappeared behind the building suddenly with an almost obnoxious whirr.
Was it a toy? He had seen some pretty sweet remote control toy cars and helicopters much like that plane before when passing toy shops or flicking through store magazines that came with the loads of junkmail every week.
He glanced around, hoping to spot the kid who might be holding the remote control (he wouldn't admit aloud that he wanted a turn with it if you perhaps asked him).
'Not a toy.' Came a voice from the corner of his mind, he could feel the phantom of Crazy Diamond standing by his side, though not manifested. 'That was a stand, I could feel its energy.'
In an instant, Josuke was out of his seat, his eyes growing more and more huge by the second as he remembered Moody Blues and all their glory from yesterday.
Another stand? And a special one at that! Non-Humanoid stands were even cooler than the normal ones. And this one was a PLANE!
He looked around, no obvious signs of a user from what he could see, the streets held a few passerby's but nobody seemed focused on the stand like he was, so presumably the plane was following them into the alley?
"Oh wow!" Josuke whispered in excitement. "I gotta take a closer look!"
He would never forgive himself if he never saw the little plane again without finding the wielder of it. He started off down the street, turning into the alley, keeping his ears open and his eyes on the sky.
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"I'm tellin' ya kiddo, I don't know nothin'!" Osso Bucco, a much taller and more built man in size than Narancia, said putting his hands up with a helpless smile. "I don't even know what you're askin' about."
Narancia rolled his eyes, folding his arms as he glared down the man. They had been going back and forth for a few minutes and this was just getting tiring.
"Yeah sure, you don't dipshit." He snapped. "So I'm gonna help you jog your memory."
Osso was always a man of keeping himself in check, keeping your cool was a sure fire way to getting out of a mess like this.
He knew this spindly little shit was a stand user under that damned Passione but as long as he kept himself calm, he would be walking away without a worry and could get back to helping his new Boss organize some things.
Starting a rival Organization was tough under the threat of the one already in motion but as long as he stuck to the plan, his Boss assured him everything would work out in the end.
Osso liked to follow a stronger side afterall, it was just the way you survived out on these streets.
The beefy man barely even twitched when a deep puttering whirr came just inches about his head, clenching his hands into fists when a little plane hovered at Narancia's side, the teenager already had his radar out over his eye.
"I'm gonna ask you again, cazzone. What. Is. His. Name?" Narancia growled out, giving it his all to seem like a brooding threat (all his time watching Abbacchio being his bitter self really helped with that) as Aerosmiths gun turrets appeared, locking right onto its target.
It seemed like a neat trick, having a working plane at your own whim and all, but Osso knew he had an even better one up his sleeve.
Or rather... set in stone.
The corner of his lip twitched as the unmistakable vibrations of oncoming footsteps passed through the stone beneath his feet, someone was headed this way, a street rando was now at his disposal.
This was going to be easy for him to give the runt a slip. Chances were this little stronzo probably didn't even know shit about Earth Angel, the stand of his own possession.
His Boss ensured the discreet nature of all his workers, most especially their abilities.
"Y'know kid. You shouldn't be playin' with guns." The big man said as casually as he could, keeping his hands raised as he waited with all the patience in the world to feel the footsteps come within his range. "You could end up hurtin' someone."
Narancias brow twitched, he had him now.
Ossos lips curled up, it was time.
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Josuke had barely rounded the corner before suddenly, his foot caught on something.
Or rather... something caught his foot.
The teenager fell forward, right down into the hard stone pavement, skinning his hands in the process as he yelped.
For a split second he thought he had tripped over his own feet in his hurry (he knew he was clumsy afterall), but nothing could prepare him for when he rolled over to see a hand made of stone stretching out of the very ground, fingers wrapped tightly around his ankle.
He tried to scream but it barely came out, turning into more of a loud inarticulate grunt, and frantically tried to pull his leg from the hand in blind panic.
The fingers crackled as they tightened into even more of a vice-like grip, they were hard like any rock but undeniably humanoid and mobile.
The hand pulled and Josuke clawed at the ground in a momentary desperate attempt to fight back.
He realized that the pavement was swallowing him up suddenly, not like he was falling down a hole but akin to being dragged into water, the hand pulling him further and further down.
His final cry was drowned out as he was swallowed whole by the stone, along with the last bit of sunlight he could see.
His hand was the last thing in sight to the world around him before he vanished completely.
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Narancias head snapped in the direction of the sound of someones voice coming down from towards the end of the alley, leading out to the street.
Someone had screamed, almost as if crying out for help but it had cut off suddenly. Narancia blanched at the feeling of a shiver creeping up his spine, the deafening silence that followed was absolutely haunting.
His focus faltered for a moment, alarm bells ringing in his head as he realized someone was in danger.
His focus snapped onto place again as Osso began to laugh. Narancia opened his mouth to yell for his stand to fire at will before jumping back, the command dying in his throat as a figure shot straight up from the ground between them, effectively blocking Osso.
Two figures that was.
Josuke had no absolutely idea what in the Hell was happening once again. One second he was running, next he was on the ground, then he was underground and now he was here?!
He squirmed, the realization his arms were pinned tightly at his sides hitting him as he tried to scream again, only to have a hand made of stone clamp tightly over his mouth.
Narancia gaped, staring in shock at the squirming teenager trapped in the vice-like embrace of a tall Angelic statue.
Earth Angels expression was stoic, somehow bearing that sweet sadness feeling of nostalgia when looking upon a carved memory of an ancient one in the soft, yet chiseling, features of its stone face and body.
The way it moved was almost mesmerizing, so mobile and unstiff as if it were completely human but carried that hard and undeniable look of stone, the sound of rock grating and clicking as it moved.
"Now, ya'wouldn't want to be shootin' a kid now, would ya?" Osso grinned, peering around the neatly tucked concrete wings of his stand to take a look at the helpless Josuke, whose eyes were darting around frantically in wide sockets.
"You BASTARD!" Narancia roared, clenching his fist as his chest started to burn with rage.
He hated this cheep fucking move, it was nothing but cowardness to have to threaten the life of an innocent and unaffiliated person just to make a quick getaway.
It happened only a few times to him on a mission, but only when he had been with one or two of the others, and they barely succeeded each time.
Once there had been a VERY close call, where their target threatened to throw a lady he held hostage off a bridge. Thank goodness for zippers and the  portals it opened that day.
But that was then and this was now.
And Narancia was all alone.
The young Mafioso tried to move, ready to pounce on the fucker himself so he could get out of that poor confused teenagers way and get a clear shot at his ugly mug, but stumbled slightly.
His violet eyes went wide as he looked down at his own legs.
They were becoming one with the ground, rooted to the very spot he stood but worst of all, turning to stone.
It was almost up to his knees now, his legs looking very much like he had gotten the great Michelangelo himself to carve him a set of ampute limbs.
He whimpered unconsciously as the stone started to creep higher, he could feel a horrible stiffness in his knees and thighbones already, worse than any arthritis he may ever experience in his later years.
That spindly boy, the weilder of the little plane, was in trouble. Josuke knew this and his heart screamed for him to do something, however Earth Angels grip was powerful and unrelenting.
The soft grating of stone clicked close to his ear as the statue turned its head to look at him with its pupiless half-lidded eyes, their soft carved expression never changing.
If he wasn't being attacked by it, he might've actually been comforted by the ethereal beauty perfectly captured in marble they radiated.
Josuke knew he had to stay calm and focused. Whoever this big guy controlling the statue was, he seemed like bad news.
He now fully knew how that poor lady being held hostage felt that time he and Okuyasu witnessed that convince store being robbed.
The plane started to circle by Narancias command, looking for a place to open fire on Osso.
However, the alley was very narrow and there was no open space for the stand to make a full circle, forcing Aerosmith to have to fly up one end and round back quickly.
Josuke almost screamed again as it came barreling back down the alley, gun turrets ready, before the statue moved (dragging Josuke along with it) to block the man from his exposed side once more.
If Narancia hadn't reacted half a second before he did, Josuke would've been packed full of bullets.
"Nice try, kiddo." Osso grinned. "You don't give up, but you ain't gonna win today."
The teenage Mafioso now started to scream as stone crept up his body more and more, faster by the second. It was up to his hips now and starting at the tips of his fingers as well.
Josuke watched in silent terror of it all, his heart wrenching a little as Narancia actually started to cry.
Josuke wracked his brain, trying to formulate a plan, readying to summon Crazy Diamond at his side. Maybe he could break the statue and then get a good shot at the asshole pulling the strings for torturing this other kid.
Narancia Ghirga was sure he was going to die and he didn't want to die, he really REALLY didn't! There was so much stuff he still wanted to do with Fugo and Mista and Abba and Bucciarati!
A thousand things flooded his head as he stared in utter terror down at his marble legs.
Mista still owed him a soda. He had tutoring with Fugo at 3:00 today. Abbacchio had promised him he'd teach him how to properly do make-up. He was going to show Bucciarati the Sailor Moon series this weekend.
He wished Bruno had paired him up with someone, he really did, because he couldn't do this on his own.
He needed help.
He desperately needed his Family!
And worst of all, this other kid was gonna die too! Narancia bit back a sob as the very thought of it came to mind.
"You're gonna be one hell of a statue kiddo." Osso laughed cruelly, indulging in Narancias loud reactions almost as much as he enjoyed watching him continue to try and shoot him. "Ya got no choice now, if you keep tryin' shit, it'll just go faster. Or worse, the freak with the mop gets it."
Josuke froze solid, the plan he had been trying to scrap up his head suddenly getting wiped clean from the slate.
The world around him seemed to slow and the sounds of the lean teenager crying out in fear deafened as his ears rang.
His heart started to pound, thumping so hard in his chest you could see it rattling his collarbone.
What did he just say?
What did that fucking piece of shit just say?
Josuke was unaware of his teeth grinding painfully in his mouth, his fists clenching so hard his knuckles shined white, his own face burning hot red like a knife that had been thrust into fire.
'He called your hair a mop.' Came the bitter answer, whispered in his head.
The soft grating of stone in his ear as Earth Angel turned its head to stare at him again wasn't heard to Josuke.
Osso had even stopped laughing, tilting his head to listen closely to the low growl the kid was emitting, that animalistic look in his unfocused blue eyes made him raise his eyebrows in question.
What the fuck was wrong with this weirdo?
Narancia had even stopped screaming, the dread he felt now forgotten as he watched with apprehension and interest.
Oh shit... he had definitely seen this before.
This guy was MAJORLY pissed off.
Far, FAR too many times had be been on the receiving end of this look with Fugo before to know what exactly was happening.
There was practically steam coming out of his ears, this stranger was going to blow! The sight of a bright fire emitting off the pompadour sporting teen almost didn't phase him because it fit how fucking pissed he looked.
'He called my hair a fucking mop...' came the only thought and it rang in his head over and over. 'HE CALLED MY HAIR A FUCKING MOP!!!'
Josuke didn't see. He didn't hear. He didn't think.
He didn't even feel it when his own fists tore through stone.
[To be continued ...》
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