#thats bananas to me lmao

[todayisafridaynight]

which yakuza dude do you think has the most deranged fangirls

yall gotta stop askin questions we know the answer to

#snap chats #‘fangirl’ isnt a good word to use cause i dont even really see fans that identify as women #like. now that i think of it i genuinely cant think of the last rgg fan i saw that identified as a girl aside from my bestie #so ig majima fans 😔 #LMAO JKJK but am i. #i will just be talking about fans in general tho cause i cant think of the last time i saw a girl say she likes rgg #see thats hard to gauge see the main text was a fuckin lie cause /i/ dont even know #in my heart i should say majima fans since thats usually the answer but like #like the most ive seen from them is them ragging on LaD8 before it even came out because yokoyama said majima wasnt gonna have a huge role #aside from that i dont see much.. #kiryu fans scare me #i dont see em a lot but when i do they scare me #and then i dont have to talk about daigo fans right. ive done that enough. #aoki fans are second place but thats more affectionate #cause the most ‘deranged’ things they do is go into cartoonish detail bout how they wanna beat aoki with a rubber mallet #and thats really funny but by definition a lil deranged but also hilarious and fine so im letting it slide #in review i guess i would have to say daigo fans but like. #thats like being like ‘whats your favorite fruit’ and the only fruit you have access to is bananas or somethinf #like of course ill say the one i see the most of so my opinion isnt really concrete ig? #but yeah. just from what ive seen ig #edit: i just remembered nishiki fans existed and theyre strangling daigo for the number-one spot

[goldieclaws]

On a lighthearted note, I may be badly burnt out from drawing/writing for Borderlands bc i speedran all the games and a 35k fanfic in 6 months, but at least I have Jack's dumbass expressions to look back on

#goldie speaks #whenever i feel bad about what i feel was abandoning borderlands #i put this dumbass animation on and I feel better #also not pictured was me copypasting jack bc I got too lazy to redraw poses 💖 #my art #btw the cat no like banana is the icon for my friend's fb group lmao #also say hi to my old cartoon style #funniest part was me like. going a step back and making the faces more complex but thats a story for another day #handsome jack

[hauntingblue]

ACE IS BACK!!! FUCK THAT BLACKBEARD UP!!!!

#marshall D teach????? D????? #ace why arent you my nakama??? i plan on kilimg your brother!!! lmao #massive fucking L #oh ace walking thru the on fire building and making the flames come to him. banger. he is such a slay #darkness as in black hole gravity thats cool... but fuck that man #maybe thats why shanks told whitebeard to stop... bc he knew about the fruit and that they couldnt win #why can he still burn this is so stupid #oh i thought he took away his fruit powers.... nvm. #oh no not the banana rock.... #this fight is the start of a coming story... and aces hat on the ground... someone hold me #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 325 #they look evenly matched #i thought ace was gonna figh aokiji for obvious reasons but this light vs darkness thing goes hard.

[inutaffy]

i hate these college campus vids on instagram sm like . okay. "whats your opinion on interracial couples" n then only talk ab black n white straight couples dating. like i am a product of an interracial couple, a straight black n white couple at that, and i love being mixed but yall weird like wtf man its 2023 wtf do u mean you should stay with your race like why it even matter if you like the person and bro i saw a whole acc for black men + white girl couples like what the fuck😭😭 and they was being racist to black girls in the comments . like thats straight fetishizing weird ouughhh. forever as a mixed person i always hear white boys/girls talk bout they want a daughter w blue eyes n curly hair like dont no one wanna hear that why you preordering a child like she prob wont even look like that gang😭 hopin for nun. foooreeevverrr i will hear the weird shit ppl say ab ppl having mixed babies n half of em dont put in any work to make their kids feel accepted , or learn how to do their hair , or learn ab their culture . like just expect them to know. its just an aesthetic thing. showing ur kid off like the damn circus. like its all fun n games til u gotta explain to ur kids that racism directly affects them. sure white ppl percentage in america going down bc of mixed kids wahooo but the ignorance is not. anyway mixed kids forever n ever

#like me personally i dont have a 'race prefernce' as a mixed person i guess i just grew up not rllt carin #but some ppl like only dating in their race cuz thats what they grew up seeing/being around and being attracted to like thats fine #but announcing that and then proclaiming that not only dating ur race is weird... #mannneee u doing too much #when i like slmeone i like someone. not a lot of my crushes have physical appearances in common #TRAITS ANS HOBBIES YEAH A FEW. thats something i consider my type. and dark hair dark eyes but theres exceptions to that #but only one u cant have light eyes AND blond hair sorry but light eyes n dark hair well maybe yeah #that was off topic sorry #but idk having specific physical traits u go for like #fluffy hair. green eyes. like kinda just announcing u want a white boy lol. nun wrong w it just dont act like u that relatable going bonker #fucking bananas for carter lmao #anyway mixed ppl hot n cool but i knew that

[chibikinesis]

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#life be giving me whiplash lately lmao #my banana boat is down again - an oil leak that shorted my starter 🙃 #stressful time of year because we're coming up on both dads birthday and one year since his passing just a few weeks later #but I also finally bit the bullet and fessed up to the dude ive had feelings for for a while now #totally set myself up for disappointment because thats just been what lifes been handing me for the last year and a half or so #but it actually went really fuckin' well #he was essentially in the same boat as me #definitely FEELING something but valuing the friendship so much that it crippled us both #we've both helped one another grow so much over the last year or so and sort of restored a bit of one anothwrs' faith in humanity #didnt wanna risk fuckin' that up #plus he just assumed I wouldn't feel that way #but yeah it went really well and I'm REALLY proud of myself for taking that leap of faith 🥹 #i told him I'm not expecting anything right out the gates #mostly just trying to open that dialog with him and to spend more time together #see where things go #met up in person to talk about it a bit today and be brought me a fuckin' bouquet 🥺😭 #this is some straight up 'mutual pining but they're idiots' shit 😂 #but its cute and im glad it ended up the way it did 💚 #AND I've already had the asexuality discussion with him so he knows and is entirely cool with it 🥹💚 #actually had that talk before feelings evem came into the equation

[ragingtwilight]

so. ur gonna laugh

#im #so MAD #I JUST WANNA PLAY SKYRIM WHY CANT I EVEN DO THAT UGHHGHG #H #also having jaw issues so i needa get mouth guards to keep from grinding/clenching my teeth at night bc the right side of my jaw is like. #unusable 💀 #tried eating a banana earlier n struggled just opening my mouth wide enough bro wtf 💀💀💀 #maybe thats making me so tired lately idk. i keep waking up to a sore af jaw esp last night i woke up like 6 times #so it could be that or im just losing eepy wars idk #either way this stinks lol #grrr #venty? idfk lmao

[hanaasbananas]

my cousin is working at a local summer school for the holidays and it reminded me of how when i was 8 my Qu'ran teacher organised a week long girls summer camp type thing

(you didn't stay at the mosque a week but you'd come every day from around 9am to 5pm i think? and there were games and team activies and communal prayers and takeout at the end of the day)

I signed up for it of course because I IDOLISED my Qu'ran teacher (Zainab, but everyone calls her Jenny Aunty and I STILL don't know why)

anyway I sign up, but then life happens and when my dad brings my sisters down to visit for the holidays, he brings phupho (his sister) and my cousins as well and so when mum asks if i'm going to go on the first day of camp, I say no.

me and my cousin (diff cousin to the one working at camp this year) were too busy reenacting om shanti om-a great feat when only one of us has seen the movie, and one of us has been told the entire plot in whispers in bed the night before so as not to alert the Parents through the baby monitor, but i digress.

so my cousin is directing my every move, (she made me mukesh. go figure.) she's lying on the table as shanti and dying dramatically while I do my evil laugh when I stop abruptly, staring out of the window in horror.

(we were playing in the front room, which looks directly out onto the street)

outside, i'd seen a car pull up in front of our house and stop. as I watched, Jenny Aunty gets out and starts walking towards the front door.

Panic

I am 8 years old and FREAKING OUT. why is she here? is she gonna be angry at me for not going to camp even though i signed up? did I BREAK THE RULES???

i try to hide, but mum drags me out to talk to her as she explains that our family is here and that's why I didn't want to go. I nod along, hoping this will be a sufficient reason for her to LEAVE

(it is not)

she tells us that there's more than enough space for everyone to come, invites my sisters and cousin to come as well, and we all traipse into her car and go to mosque. right then and there

though i was mortified by my late entrance, being LED IN by the camp leader, i did however glean a fair amount of satisfaction from having an actual printed badge with my name on it where my family got blank ones and had theirs written on instead

#banana speaks 🍌 #this got long but like #goddamn core memory right there jesus christ #i dont think id even told anyone about the camp cus theyd arrived a couple nights before #and i was like...'i shall simply pretend and maybe forget about the camp i signed up to' #didnt want them to think i was like 'haha i know u guys came to see me but IM OUTTA HERE' bc that would be rude #and i was scared of phupho & what she'd say ab me leaving her daughter w noone to play with #which was bullshit btw cus zayna was closer to my sisters anyway lmao even tho she's younger than me #of course nowadays i WOULD do everything in my power to avoid zayna but thats another story

[kirishwima]

me: i know i said i hate this flavor but maybe ive changed my mind since the last time i tried it

me: *tries said flavor along with a couple others, remembers i hate said flavor, and now i officially blacklist like 3 more bc of it*

me: :) yes that was a good experiment

#and thats on having rly shitty sensory issues #flavors can be overwhelming for me #and ESPECIALLY textures #i bought a banana chocolate bar from the canteen #bc they has no other flavors even tho i know i hate banana flavor except the real fruit #and i tried it just now and a) BAD TEXTURE b) i now hate banana AND chocolate #if i hate the texture of one thing ill hate everything relating to it #and this one is like. a mid texture yknow? bad but not freak our bad #i know what most of my freak out bad ones are and i avoid them #the only 'overwhelming' flavor i do enjoy is spice cuz it numbs out anhtbing else lmao #and i stick to the same 10-12 foods all the time :)) #pls help orz #and now even tho im super hungry this has put me off of eating anything else #with bad skin textures i take a cold shower and it helps #w bad food textures idk what to do :| water doesnt help much #delete later

[toastsnaffler]

neighbour woke me up ringing our doorbell repeatedly to ask us to stop stomping around in our flat in the mornings.... girl I was out cold its not meeee let me go back to sleeepp 😭😭

#its my flatmate but thats beside the point #i do get why shes complaining bc being woken up early when i dont want to drives me bananas #i get soooo angry when my flatmate wakes me up w the washing machine or whatever. but also we both work 9-5s so we cant stop moving- #around our rooms in the morning lmao #altho i think its not just ambient walking noise its bc flatmate jumps around in there... 😭 she was born to be a ground floor neighbour #not a top floor one. oh well next time we move we'll find somewhere she can do that in peace #i cant fall back asleep now but oh well. probably for the best i didnt sleep in late today bc itd be a nightmare waking up for work tmr #five more minutes of being cosy and warm and then ill go get breakfast.. #.diaries

[viniferas]

REMINDED ME OF COOKIE RUN. OF ALL THINGS.ABUSJQUW9WHW8Q WJW AND YET SOMEHOW IT STILL TIES BACK TO SIMILAR THEMED INTERESTS IM HAVIGN A CRISIS

#no matter how hard i try or change or have new interests it somehow still ends up being similar to how i was like before and its just #incredibly ridiculous. ive only been here for like 20 yrs imagine how much more deranged i can get at like 90 #id have known so many things and have so many intersecting interests that i would just wholeheartedly believe that my life has just always #been dictated by an intricate web of fate that keeps weaving in and out of itself #thats kinda beautiful to think abt ngl #bc then i'll know that even after so much time has passed there are still parts of me that has remained unchanged in its essence #i look forward to that #lmao imagine getting sentimental and philosophical in the tags of a post where u just went bananas thats jus rlly funny

[intotheelliwoods]

IT MIGHT MAKE IT INTO COMIC FORM ONE DAY BUT IM NOT SURE SO..!!! OK??

Its basically, some dimension where abandoned au characters from tmnt AUs go.. a retirement home in a sense but where age does not matter

If your AU has ended, the characters would end up there, to live on even though the AU they are from is gone. If the AU has ben abandoned, the characters also go there, same goes for if a character has died in an AU, they go there. Giant abandoned character soup.

Anyways, in my head I like to imagine this is where 2AL's Big Leo went. He found himself a bit of a job there to help newcomers figure out what is going on, and the first person he helped adjust to the place was the Leo to the left drawn here. Of course the first person he was assigned to help adjust looked an awful lot like Sprout (just add wings and a talk...)

Might make it like, a 3 comic sidestory? One day? its not 2AL, not cannon to it, its about as cannon as crossovers with other AU's

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Noo0o0O!! NO DONT DO THIS TO ME I CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER AU!! Okok. I have an idea for how to end this thing but thats abuot it lmao, ig we will see what my energy levels are looking like later omg!

@aurysartstudio

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Alas he is not double mutated, his eye bananas just decided to have a mind of their own today-

@nights-flying-fox

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EEE! HI! WOAH!!!

@mimuo-no

#asks #idek what to tag this outside of just asks #lost boys au

[chryblossomjjk]

bts fic recommendations | 03.14.23

→ hi friends! this is a little segment i do every tuesday (reviewsday get it, aren’t i funny, pls tell me how funny i am) where i read and review two-three fics. as a content creator, i know how big of a role other creators play in your growth, therefore, i want to do my part in making sure everyone gets the recognition they deserve! so with that being said, please check out the amazing fics listed below. make sure to like, reblog, and leave feedback! ♡ #reviewsday #kikirecs

banana clip - @vvh0adie (jhs x jjk x reader | angst, fluff, smut)

summary: nature is great at putting you to sleep. but man-made objects are just as good at waking you up with annoyance. and they’re even better at messing with your senses overall. but nature also made the two most wonderful men who you get to call your boyfriends, and they know just how to comfort you.

for one, let me just say this graphic goes crazy eep!!!

also let me just say, you would write a mean fantasy fic bc the scene setting in the first segment is so good. YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WORLD BUILDING?? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WORLD BUILDING???? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MAKING THE SETTING REFLECT THE CHARACTER??? THIS IS IT!!

also i think the representation in the fic is so fucking important like- to have the reader be queer, chubby, and neurodivergent and then depicting in detail the things that come along with it is really great!! especially bc so many young adults read fanfic and thats such a complex time where you're juggling different parts of your identity and how they coexist!! just seriously thank you for writing this!!

"His large hands make haste of grabbing as much of your ass as he possibly can and giving it a good squeeze, oil slick painted nails leaving crescent indentation on your melanated skin. The succulent pain causes a moan to escape your lips. You always knew how to break them down, but he could play too."

oof when i tell u i read this paragraph multiple fucking times bc YOU PICKED OIL SLICK NAIL HOBI I COULD DESTROY MY FUCKING ROOM RN LMAO

“Ah, fuck, it’s times like these when I remember how much of a slut you are.”

dom hobi rattles the fucking peanut in my skull bc i know for a fact that man is the kinkest dom sex freak out here PLS!!! and the mentions of kook throughout made everything incredibly hotter like uGh!! and then i really love when sweet aftercare n cleaning up is added into fanfic after a dommy moment :') <3 overall, this was the hottest shit ever pls fucking read this yall NOW I SAY NOW LMAO!!

paired & pierced - @yoon-kooks (jjk x reader | college au, smut, fluff)

summary: when your professor assigns a collaborative midterm project, you’re paired up with jeon jungkook, the quiet grumpy smartass who keeps to himself and doesn’t fuck with popular kids like you. if you can win him over, he might give you a taste of the tatted and pierced body he’s carefully tucked away beneath those oversized hoodies.

so as soon as i saw that pairing i knew i was a goner!! but babe, this fic made me discover kinks i didn't even know i had like erm?? CAWK TATTOO??? OF A SNAKE???

I HAVE A NEW FETISH LMAO!!! thats like one of the hottest visuals i've ever read in fanfic and it will plague my daydreams from here on out!

where does one find a friend like oc who hooks you up with men like JUNG HOSEOK ?? she is so real for that (one is incredibly lonely despite having friends and never gets checked on by those around her unless they need something which i feel like is so relatable to so many people like i can totally tell why so many readers were drawn to this fic)!! and tim can catch this knuckle sandwich bc FUCK HIM >:(

also the newborn joke made me audibly crack up like the bleak dry humor is fucking hilarious to me-

and i just love their dynamic? like the way you wrote their dialogue is just so natural, which seems simple on the outside but as fic writer i understand that writing believable dialogue is so INSANELY difficult like you literally have to be an a1 writer to nail it as good as you did in this fic!! the talent is screaming!! same goes for the smut!! it was so fucking hot and everything kook said had my coochie wet pls!! i just love the switch for apathetic to complete sex god uGh! i love u n this saur fucking much!!

nature cafe - @virgodolls (jjk x reader | s2l)

oh my goodness i love this so much! like when you told me you were a new writer on here i was already extremely excited, but after reading this, my excitement for your future works has doubled, TRIPLED! you are bringing something new and refreshing to the table! like don't get me wrong i looooveee smut (legit all i write is smut-) but slice of life content is kind of hard to find on this platform! so reading this was such a welcomed change and i loved it wholeheartedly!

you really have a knack for writing in the perspective of the character, which is not an easy thing to do AT ALL! ITS SO DIFFICULT! AND YOU EXECUTED IT SO FLAWLESSY HERE AND ITS ONLY YOUR FIRST FIC? PLS THE TALENT IS UNREAL!!

i also really loved this oc! as someone who is also v sensitive and easily overwhelmed, i didn't find her annoying at all, just incredibly endearing and relatable! THIS JUNGKOOK IS ALSO SUCH BOYFRIEND MATERIAL AND SO SWEET LIKE IM TRYING TO PICK HIM UP TOO UM??? anyways, thank you for sharing your writing! its definitely so scary at first but you did it and you should be v proud of yourself!! i am proud of you!!

#reviewsday #kikirecs #bts jungkook #bts hoseok #jeon jungkook #jung hoseok #bts hobi #jungkook smut #j hope #j hope x reader #jungkook x reader #hoseok smut #hoseok x reader #jungkook fanfic #hoseok fanfic #bts #bts smut #bts fanfic

[spoiledlbleach]

russian cyrillic alphabet for anyone who asked! it's gonna be hell of a ride but that's what you asked for kekw

So the cyrillic alphabet was based on the greek alphabet just like the latin alphabet and therefore theres a lot of greek letters in russian

disclaimer for reading rules (you can skip this part)

i need to mention that the russian letters denote sounds but in russian theres such a phonetical phenomenon called reduction and you can hear this as a part of russian accent in english when bed sound like bet, fog like foc, sob like sop etc (b, d, g & others at the end -> p, t, k). Also o, a, e vowels are pronounced differently in different parts of the word... And sadly for russian learners the stress on the words is flexible and changes bc of different reasons. And theres no way you can see stress marks on the words except if youre looking at them in the dictionary.. yeah. So if the pronunciation doesnt make sense thats why

There are 33 letters in russian alphabet. P.s. ['] means its a soft, palatalized sound, like british l in a word village

Аа - basic, its the 'ah' sound (Алфавит [ahl-fah-v'EEt] -> alphabet)

Бб - the capital letter looks like B without the head and the lowercase one looks like 6 for some. You were right when you thought that it looks like B because its the 'b' sound! (Буква [bOOk-va] -> letter, краб [crahp, no not crap] -> crab)

Вв - looks like B, right? that's a v. Imagine it like this emoji :B this silly lil guy looks like theyre saying vvvvv. (Вишня [v'EEsh-n'ya] -> cherry)

Гг - upside down L, its actually g, like a Бумеранг [boo-m'ee-rAHnk] -> boomerang. Another example, Гость [gohst']

Дд - that's a weird looking one, looks like a house and its Дом [dohm, not dom] in russian. Another example, друг [drook] -> друг

Ее - yeah. the pronunciation is yeah (Ель [yel'] -> spruce/christmas tree, деревня [d'ee-r'EHv- n'ya] -> village)

Ёё - the yeah brother! yo lmao (Ёж [yozh] -> hedgehog) its always stressed so no problems with that. btw if you ask me its the most hated letter. ppl dont put it where it should go and just leave e! wtf! its ё т-т)

Жж - looks like a bug and sounds like one. its zhhhh like in the word garage (Жук [zhook] -> bug, гараж [gah-rAHsh] -> garage, see the reduction there?)

Зз - ah yes the number 3. its the z sound actually (Змея [zm'ee-YA] -> snake, образ [OH-brahs] -> look, image, outfit)

Ии - backwords N is actually a vowel, its our ee sound! (Игра [EEg-rah] -> game)

Йй - и brother, the short и. its y- (Йогурт [yOH-gurt])

Кк - straight up k, always and ever, no example cuz its the same in every position and pretty straightforward

Лл - um... its an L.. idk how you should remember that... (Люстра [l'YOO-strah] -> chandelier]

Мм - an M (Медведь [m'eet-v'EHt'] -> bear)

Нн - you cannot laugh like that in russian, it would be not hahaha but nanana (Банан [bah-nAHn] -> banana]

Оо - oh (Облако [OH-blah-koh] -> cloud)

Пп - p sound (Папа [pAH-pah] -> papa, dad)

Рр - thats not p, its r (Русский алфавит [rOOsk'iy AHl-fah-v'eet] -> russian alphabet]

Сс - not c but s (Собака [cah-bAH-kah] -> dog)

Тт - T

Уу - not y but more like u/oo (Уже [oo-zhEH] -> already)

Фф - impaled o, almost like Q, yet it is ph/f (Фит [f'eet] = Fit)

Хх - never an x, its a h! xaxaxaxa

Цц - upside down п with a tail? erm alright its a ts (Цирк [tsyrk] -> circus)

Чч - upside down h, ch! (Что [shtoh] -> what, more like an exception; Человек [ch'eh-loh-v'EHk] -> person, human being, also чел is the way we say dude, also чувак [ch'oo-vAHk])

Шш - шшш quiet its a sh (Душ [doosh] -> shower]

Щщ - soft sh, sometimes transliterated as tsch or shch. jesus christ (Щека [sh'ee-kAH] -> cheek)

Ъъ - you cant pronounce that. its the glottal stop so you pronounce some sounds separately. like british water you would spell it with ъ in theory, waъer (Съел [s-yel] -> he have eaten; if there wasnt a ъ it would be pronounced [s'ehl] which mean he has sat down. different meaning)

Ыы - okay thats a tricky one. make this face 😬 and now make a sound. thats ы, ive marked it as y in the square brackets (Мы [my] -> we, us)

Ьь - cant pronounce that too. this one denotes the softness of the consonant sound

Ээ - ay without the y (=Эй)

Юю - you (Юбка [YOObkah] -> skirt)

Яя - ya, not backwards R (Яблоко [YAH-blah-koh] -> apple, Pommie ^_^)

Now try to write down your name or the name of a cc/npc/egg/other in russian ! you can leave them in the comments or in my ask box, id love to see you learning :D

some tips on transliterating:

ENGLISH w is generally у, can be в. q is к (qu is кв), j/g is дж, x is кс, h is г in the begging of the names/foreigh words like hannibal is ганнибал

SPANISH ñ is нь, pls google other cases

PORTUGUESE nh is нь, lh is ль, pls google other cases

general advice try transliterating like Fit -> Фит, so every letter/cluster of letters in the original language correlates with similar letter in russian. but in french portuguese and spanish you have to pay close attention to pronunciation, more than to the spelling cuz Ricardo will be Рикардо for spanish but Рикарду for portuguese etc etc

ok i hope you had fun with this long ass post ! ^_^

#qsmp language day #qsmp

[delcakoo]

i’m sure most ppl expected this so i’m not gonna make a big deal out of it but!! yes i am going on hiatus for an unspecified amount of time.

it’s honestly quite simple, i’ve just been losing interest in most aspects of kpop aside from the music, which makes writing for it a lot harder than before. i also dealt with a lot of burn out for months and still forced myself to write which only made it worse. lastly, i’m an executive of two clubs at my school this year on top of all my classes, so finding time to write would be even worse than it was before :’) !

YEAh that’s kinda it! for now my works will stay up, moots can dm me for my disc/spotify!! even if we’ve barely spoken pspsps i wanna stalk ur music cmere 🤲 a special shout out to my emoji anons too, you’re all amazing people ilysm, especially those that have been stuck with me for so long <3 (u know who u are!!)

i’ll try and check in here every so often to chat, esp if a new comeback for enha/txt happens!! love u guys and stay safe <3 you may send an ask if u have any questions!

extra stuff i wanna say to moots below! (it’s all word vomits i’m sorry)

RAVEN. MY WIFEY. my BELOVED blr wont let me tag u but you already know i adore u sm playing roblox with u is so fun even if that one banana game was kinda ass!! 💖 thank u for being so so sweet when putting up with me all the time and raising our fav corgi daughter with sm love <3 i hope u get more confidence in ur writing because your fics are always so creative and well written, and in yourself too bc a certain mf thats name starts with J and ends with N is MISSING OUT. 🙄🙄 ok im still gna be annoying u all the time so. bye ig….. smooches

@seongclb katto u deserve an award for putting up with me in dms ilysm 😞 watching the promised neverland together brought me so much joy and i still have a ss of you calling gilda a tractor ok i love u!!!! i would read your fics all day any day u are so talented and ur photography skills are amazing, i hope we get to keep in touch WE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER SHOW TO WATCH TGTHER !!!!! i need to fix your lack of anime knowledge ‼️ PLS KEEP WRITING AS WELL ENHABLR NEEDS U!!!!

@soov reirei my gf i aspire to be as confident and funny as you, you’re literal sunshine and always make my day better even with just one interaction <3 thank u for being so welcoming my first days in walmart enha and raising sushiwon with me!! as well as entertaining me by dying in genshin every 3 seconds <3 (WE NEED TO PLAY AGAIN) oh and KEEP WRITING BB. i will rise from THE DEAD WHEN IT COMES OUT OK U CAN DO THIS ML!!

@haknom kangaroo karaoke keys we may have had only a few convos but they were all so fun like PLAYING BRAWL STARS WAS HILARIOUS we ate the house down in duo showdown idc. and beta reading ur fics was such a treat esp while watching u plan new smaus every other day 🫶 also your music taste is MUWAH gimme some more recs pspsps !!! KEEP WRITING OKKK?!

@kynrki kimmy kimmy kim one of my first ever moots <3 your writing is always such a joy to read and your energy is amazing, thank you for giving me a chance when i was too shy to ask anyone else to be moots LMAO 🫶 plsplss keep writing you’re so gifted and deserve the whole world LOVEE UU

@bitehee cavvy my big sibling :((( i love u sm kshsdknd its been a while but i really hope everything has been well since you moved and you’re still being as cool as ever <3 im gonna replay a pokemon game in ur honor perhaps mystery dungeon 👁️ ? anyway i look up to u and think u are so cool, one of my fav hee stans ever ever!!! remember u have my disc if u ever wanna chat 🫂 !!!

@sunoksunny sunny <3 my other gf. i remember our first vc u had this goofy pfp i cant remember what it was but like u are so easy to talk to and funny?! and PRETTY??? your fits are always stunning and your singing is beautiful ugh the whole package fr… and. we need. to play. genshin!!! I REDOWNLOADED IT FOR U OK WE WILL DISCUSS THIS SOON!! ILY

@slytherinshua ZANNY. u are so easy to talk to we match each others energy so perfectly?!? I HOPE U AND TUALHA CONTINUE BEING THE COOLEST EVER and ur writing is top tier so pls keep going‼️ thank u for being so sweet to me as another one of my very first moots i appreciate u sm <3333

@flwrshee riri !!! we haven’t even been moots for long but i had to add u in here because u need to know that ILYSM. you’re like an adorable energetic little sister that always makes me smile T-T thank you for taking time out of your day to reblog my fics with so much sweet feedback and i wish u the absolute best always!! if u ever need anything pls dm me on disc i would love to chat with u more, and make sure to keep writing bc u have SO much talent!!!!

@wonieleles sia SIA i genuinely miss talking to u sm i NEED to come back to walmart enha :(( we don’t talk much besides our little interactions in the server but each time you make me smile. you’re so so smart and admirable, i hope you keep up the hard work bc i know you’ll go so far and HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE!! you’re so beautiful okay ily 😞🫶

@sultrybaby kel 😭😭😭💖💖 you’ve literally been a day one THANK YOU for always checking in on me even during your ridiculous NONSTOP EXAMS. 💀 another one of my big siblings on here fr you are such a real one and i care for u sm!!! i hope everything has been well for u?! pls feel free to message me for anything okay <3 I LOVE U SM thank u for sticking with me all this time 🫂🫂

i have so many moots so i can’t write smthn for everyone but i love u all okay <3 AGAIN if u wanna keep in touch thru spotify or discord dm me muwah

#delcakoo #so anyways… uh who watched the barbie movie!

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REGRETEVATOR HEADCANONS BOOOOO SCARY

Pest LOVES taxidermy, especially rouge taxidermy. Its a special interest of theirs and they've even tried some of it themselves. He's pretty good at it!!

Poob also likes taxidermy!! Though the specific process you have to do makes poob very squeamish and sick and icky,, (that being said poob IS NOT a uwu soft enby bean, they could kick ur ass lmao)

Poobians as a whole, are the embodiments of joy, happiness, and FUN!!!!!! They thrive off envoirments with high morale and general good vibes. Their population dwindles when said elements are scarce. If a poobian's mental health is hurt in anyway, that poobian's mental health will directly correspond to their physical health, causing the poobian to fall ill.

If a poobian falls to much into their pit of despair, they can "metamorphize" into a party pooper. Party poopers are the antithesis to poobians, thriving off of despair, sadness, and turmoil. Party poopers aren't inherently evil, but their nihilistic and melancholic nature can cause party pooper communities to be.. Not the healthiest space for anybody to be in.

Party poopers can remorph themselves into a poobian, but that requires extensive mental health intervention for that to happen. Depending on how much despair is in a party pooper, recovery can take as long as years.

To avoid this, poobians are a very social species. Full of many support systems ready to help any poobian! Though unfortunately, toxic positivity has been prevalent in some poobian societies. And there's a silent, but all to painful ableism riddled in poobian society as a whole.

Every poobian smells like their favorite food!

Pest has an EXTREMELY hard time empathizing, thanks to her undiagnosed aspd, npd, and autism. They also have an hard time realizing the concept of consequence and law. (this is pretty much canon expect for the autism part iirc but yeagh)

Gnarpy has IBS. Xe seem like a IBS girlie (gender neutral) to me do yuo understand

Poob HATES gender reveal parties with a passion.

mannequin mark and wallter... Do you hear me..

Gregoriah basks in light like a lizard

OK split pilby YURI SWAGGERR!!!

HOLY SHIT you guys have no idea how cornily, unconditionally, atrociously lovesick pilby is for split and i mean it

This dude's catapiller antennae form into hearts just thinking about split, absolutely cartoonishly in love with her.

They like having silly picnics where they eat apples and bananas (pilby looooves apples) go bird watching and just have a gay ol' time...

When they were first starting to know eachother pilby wrote """"anonymous""""" love letters to split, the letters in question were painfully obviously writen by them and it made split laugh and giggle. She didnt tell pilby that she knew they wrote those letters until after pilby confessed their love to them. That made pilby all bright red it was adorable

The confession in question was pilby performing a musical number about all the stored feelings they've been hiding for split all told through song and... It didn't go how pilby wanted to and kind of failed, but split still was genuinely blown away by it. She cheered pilby up when they commented how "bad" it was and kissed them on the forehead....... <33

Infected has a friend thats minecraft youtuber and yes they have a dubstep channel intro for it yknow the ones..

Gnarpy's form is a facade, like how invader zim has a human disguise. It acts like a shield, keeping gnarpy's (surprisingly frail) true form safe in a non gnarpian envoirment. It's designed to be conventionally "cute" to ward off suspicion, and increase trustworthyness.

Gnarpian govermentals are planning on making upgraded versions of these facades. Making them more unassuming. They're even planning "human" looking facades. It's fucking scary

mannequin mark and wallter make lampert together like constructed a child. Building blueprints AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! hashtag yaoi swagger

MICHE IS A DRAG QUEEN HE IS A DRAG QUEEN

Miche is also swagapino and black as a people SWAG

Also miche isn't actually a cat he's very much like... Hes cat adjacent but his fangs are like the whiskers if a cat fish LIKE

The elevator has existed for as long as existence itself. Nobody runs it as the elevator itself is technically an living organism

Bive exists in quantum super position. She simultaneously exists in both FNARB, and the funny maze, it's only until a player enters either floor is where she stop existing in this superposition. Kinda like Schrödinger's cat. Schrödinger's conspiracy theorist

Bive is built like she was designed by dr suess

Unlike a red teddy, reddy is very much full of love :)

#Webzy ramblez #Regretevator #IM NOT TAGGING THE CHAARSTCERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #// ableism mention #Long post #Headcanon

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

mailbag!! for the event!!

franks mama, emily, had no idea she was fucking a god until after she found out she was pregnant

annabeth's step mother has a peanut allergy, but annabeth loves peanut butter. annabeth isn't mad about it, bc her step mom also them to have peanut butter, just away from her

estelle jackson (sallys mom) was also clear sighted, she just thought she had a vivid imagination

leo has so made a joke, where he has a candle and lights it with his flames

leos mom liked star trek thats why he was confused af when jason said vulcan and he thought it was a star trek ref

piper knows every mean girls quote

hazel likes f.r.i.e.n.d.s for no reason

nico always let his sister (or mother before she died) brush his hair, so hazel and will are the only ones allowed to brush his hair

persephone actually likes hazel, bc she reminds her of demeter when her mother was younger

beryls one night stands with zeus/jupiter were pity fucks rather than actual love

thalia swears a lot

luke is allergic to bananas

percy is a chronic insomniac, annabeth is a chronic sleeper

Hephaestus and ares sometimes forget theyre fucking aphrodite at the same time bc theyre too busy betting on which capture the flag teams gonna win

"nico i had a nightmare" "go back to sleep" "but dads sculpture keeps looking at me" "huh--oh shit thats actually creepy, um.. okay anyway--" = hazel and nico at some point in time

amphirite and sally get along rlly well

ares has a son called marcus and he thinks its cute but also funny (marcus means son of mars)

(pssst the even did technically close but i dont mind breaking the rules for you pookie)

also i love love love the hc that ares has a son named marcus that's so funny-

children of aphrodite are amazing public speakers bc it's largely based on emotions, which there very in tune with

frank carries a little bottle of maple syrup with him everywhere he goes 'just in case the restaurant doesn't have any.'

hazel starts to carry some too, 'just in case frank's runs out'

jason starts keeping a journal (it's a diary but he doesn't want to call it that lmao) after the whole juno thing bc he never wants to have his memories stripped of him like that again

nico wears ONE singular gold ring on his ring hand, for will

will cant wear rings bc doctor, but he's got a black one on a chain around his neck, something about it being like dogtags

a lot of children of aphrodite are like pan or similar sexualities because they just have so much love to share that they can't just love one type of person

leo, unironically, loves 'over the hedge'

percy is the girl scouts biggest supporter, him and his mom go crazy in the spring and march back to their apartment with their arms just stuffed with boxes of cookies

he through a fit when they raised their prices and wrote them a ragey email with the help of annabeth

percy takes blurry pictures of architecture things and send them to annabeth, asking her what it is, just to see her ramble about the things she loves, bro doesn't even care or understand completely frfr

coach hedge keeps a photo of leo, piper, and jason in his wallet. his babies frfr

leo still has nightmares from the wilderness school but piper is always there to comfort him

big sister behavior frfr

clarisse once unknowingly got into a fight with her father on twitter and won

luke throws up every time he drinks ambrosia bc it tastes like his mom's cookies and the thought of his momma makes him sick

charlie once made a dagger for silena with their initials etched into it. it know is proudly framed in cabin nine, a constant reminder that the children of hephaestus are deserving of love

roman demigods can't stand gyros and greek demigds would rather eat dirty socks than cesar salad

connor makes friendship bracelets for all the new campers that come through cabin eleven, so that they don't forget them when they get claimed

mr. d never gets over the lost of his son, even struggling to look at pullox on some days bc he looks too much like his lost boy.

chrion likes to play pattycake with the younger kids

#tradin my thougths for yours fr fr lol #covey’s 350 follower event 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ #all my love ౨ৎ