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sad-leon · 8 months

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Hello! I hope you're having a good day!

So many people in my life seem to be going through something right now, and I just wanted to give you an opportunity to share anything you might be going through. Good or bad, as specific or as vague as you're comfortable with. Or feel free to ignore if you'd rather not. No pressure at all!

I hope things are going well for you! But if not, I'll be sending prayers your way if you're comfortable with that!

I am... not.

and i haven't for a long time

I'll preface this entire post with a warning: THIS IS A VENT POST the only tags will be trigger warnings

I thinks i've said it once or twice, but I started school this year. This is my first year in college after taking a gap year and also telling everyon i wasnt gonna go. I know jack shit about what im doing and its fucking exhausting. Theres so many things that i feel like I should know but dont because all the college information given out in my highschool was geared toward the college in that town specifically, which is not the college im going to.

I've also moved. im entirely on my own, physically and financially. I just met with my job and am starting very soon which is not good because my sleep schedule is all wrong. I may be switching jobs soon, but i can't just quit becuase, like i said, im on my own.

and those are only the big two. lets speedrun this. my anxiety, my autism, i need new glasses, my feet hurt more than i think they should, im a system, my eating disorder, my aversions that make it hard to drink the water up here, the burnout, the exhaustion, executive dysfunction, i also likely have adhd which mean rsd. im touch starved and touch adverse

those are just what i can think of off the top of my head

but all of this had been leading to what might be a pretty nasty breakdown and soon.

im so fucking tired all the time and that makes it hard to draw, but thats one of my only ways to relax. i like playing mc, but i get bored easily and also i cant sit at my desk for long becuase it feels like my head is too heavy for my neck. it hurts. everything hurts and my job doesnt help me at fucking all.

i was able to draw tsob while dealing with most of my issues becuase all i had to worry about was work. looking at my current schedule, i can find the free time. the issue is using that freetime to draw and not just sleep or dissociate. finding home is very dear to me, but drawing it the way i am can be exhausting and i dont want to start hating it, so i just.. dont draw it most days

i stress constantly about how i appear on my blog becuase i want so badly to do this right. i want to be good at something, like, as a person, not just as an artist. but i hate myself too much to believe in any progress i make.

i know its the rsd mostly but i see groups and i feel gross. its not as bed now (any of you beans that have made it this far, ily /p) becuase i found a community i can actually interact with, but it still comes up, especially because i've moved away from all my irl friends and its so fucking hard for me to make them in the first place. like.. actual friends, not just people i can work with at school

if i keep going i'll probably talk myself in circles, so ill stop it here. theres a lot more but im not going to ramble about my suicidal, intrusive, or sh thoughts on this blog. this is a post to inform you guys of the state of mind im in. im lonely and sad and its all building up to a massive breakdown.

im not going to be leaving tumblr or giving up on my comic, but i probalby wont update as often as i did tsob. i just dont have the energy.

i also will probably post some of my traditional art cuz i gotta fill up a sketchbook for my animation class, so that also takes away from the time i use to draw digitally.

im so tired

#vent post #tw vent #long post #tw exhaustion #tw burnout

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khaostache · 4 months

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10 QL People That I Want Carnally

was tagged by @sandrayy, started brainstorming, had a mild sexuality crisis, et voila ~ gayer than anticipated ~ !

Manaow & Gyoza (Love Senior)

look i cant just pick one theyre both gorgeous dorks speedrunning their relationship at lesbian bisexual speed. naow gets points taken off for saying gyo is prettier without her glasses tho.

Sand (The Sign)

yes i know she's a side character whos had like 10 minutes screen time but damn if i didnt understand yais simphood the second she appeared

Nita (Hidden Agenda)

she kind of got reduced to a plot device somewhere along the way but nita still managed to be a great character who is smart and beautiful and confident and loves her friends so much

Pearmai (Be My Favourite)

was impossible to find a gif of her not looking devastated but i tried. when i read the plot synopsis of bmf i thought it was dumb. like who time travels for a crush?? it took about 90 minutes for me to understand the error of my ways. i too would time travel for a chance with pearmai.

Tae (KinnPorsche)

do i want him or do i want to be him? yes. the answer is yes. i want his gender and i want him.

Miw (3 Will Be Free)

okay listen. liSTEN! i knOW she already has two boyfriends bUT i could be her boyfriend too. i would probably not be a better boyfriend than them, but i would treat her so right.

Win (Until We Meet Again/Between Us)

he wants you to think hes cool. that hes got game. and maybe he does. he did get team into bed in record time taking the straightforward approach. hes not cool. hes a sweetheart loser dork middle child with a hia kink and a dick that cures insomnia.

Thanya (Never Let Me Go)

i'm gonna say it. we need more milfs in bl. thats all i have to say on the topic.

Jung One (She Makes My Heart Flutter)

look like more than half the characters in this series could have made this list but jung one is something else. an older lesbian terrified to come out to her family finding strength in her out and proud lesbian niece? amazing. being so hot the married "straight" interior designer of your lesbian bar leaves her husband and haunts said bar for the next few years? incredible.

Choi Yu Na (Semantic Error)

shes the meaner bisexualer bisexual behind your favourite bisexuals. our relationship would look so toxic from the outside bc we'd just be hurling insults at each other. little do you know thats our love language. she'd call me a dick and i'd call her a cunt and then we'd kiss.

thought this would have a more even gender distribution, thus the crisis, but we good now, women are just hot. not tagging anyone bc i spent a very long time narrowing this list and i just want to post it and not think more <3

#tag game #idk what else to tag this with

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apompkwrites · 1 year

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am I gonna speedrun lil black sheepies in their Halloween dorm costumes yes I am, am I gonna make it in time, no I won't, will I figure out what to do for Lil Flame NOPE BUT THATS OKAY.

it's not gonna be a full drawing it's just gonna be lil doodles but it'll be fun nonetheless.

When I finish them I'm gonna put them on my art blog and tag you in it so you can see it :DDD

hghdgfhjh roacher :OOOO

please do please do tag me :DD

and this goes for anyone who does fanart of black sheep! i'd love love love to see them so don't be afraid to tag me in them :)))

#a pompk answers #black sheep #a randomeroacher's rambles

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citrusbunnies · 1 year

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I posted 2,868 times in 2022

That's 2,868 more posts than 2021!

48 posts created (2%)

2,820 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@mysdrym

@nenestansunsthings

@pacificwaternymph

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

@whaile

I tagged 480 of my posts in 2022

#world of warcraft - 70 posts

#warcraft - 42 posts

#skyrim - 38 posts

#overwatch - 23 posts

#dragonflight - 23 posts

#wrathion - 22 posts

#the elder scrolls - 20 posts

#tes - 18 posts

#goncharov - 17 posts

#sabellian - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#tbh idk how theydve done that in game format but that just goes into my opinion that while i adore this game and the replayability

My Top Posts in 2022:

all the tes games start with the player in prison because godd howard knows us well and knows what wierd shit yall mod in

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why is a good part of wow fics just porn i dont want to read porn i want more fics like of a feather by mysdrym yes this is me staring directly at you and telling you to read my favorite fic please it deserves so much love

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TOH SPOILERS

THE RUNES ALMOST WORKING OMFGGG

luz get therapy challenge (impossible)

OMFG OMFG OMFG IS HUNTER GETTING FKN POSSESED??????? THIS IS WILD

oh no luz thats a mood

SHES STAYING???????

HES BLEEDING GREEN OMFG OMFG

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING OFF HUNTER PLEASE

this is some detective shit luz

find a phone, saving kids from being lost and me from not being able to find my phone

OH MY GOD I THINK HES FULLY POSSESED WHYS HE TALKING LIKE THAT

THE GREEN STAIN OMFG OMFG IM LOSING MY MIND

FLAPJACK NO

OH MY GOD HES FKN POSSESED BY BELOS FUCK THAT IN ITS ENTIRETY

BELOS YOU MF GIVE HUNTER HIS BODY BACK

MY WIFI IS BEING GOD AWFUL IM GONNA RIOT

THE ANIMATIONNNN

FLAPJACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HUNTER NOOOOOOO OMFG THE TITANS BLOOD

KICK ASS CARMILLA

well thats horrifying

PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL OMFG

IS HUNTER DEAD????????????

THEY KNOW HES A GRIMWALKER NOW OMFG

FLAPJACK NO OMFG HE SAVED HUNTER

FRIEND ASKED IF HUNTER IS GONNA BE DEPENDANT ON PALISMAN MAGIC AND NOW IM SCARED

IS SHE GOING IN??????

KICK ASS CARMILA

OH MY GOD IM TERRIFIED

STG IF SHE STAYS

See the full post

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how do yall keep finding these rad skyrim mods im on se but not anniversary edition i tried to find auri on the mods menu in there i dont see her ive got lucien and inigo but kaidan isnt to my personal taste as a follower and i keep seeing people with these super cool graphics and the coolest armor but im a modding noob and dont even know where to start looking for good mods esp ones that arent viruses dont crash my game and i like TwT

27 notes - Posted December 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

aaaaaaa @mysdrym ty ty ty for the tag!!! tag 10 ppl you want to know more abt!!

relationship status: single TwT

fave color: green!!!

3 fave foods: mac and cheese casserole, chicken cutlets, peach cobbler!

song stuck in my head: nothing rn actually but most recent was invincible yeah the one from wow to absolutely no ones suprise

last song i listened to: w.i t.c.h. by devon cole

last thing i googled: how to do the round er up quest from wotlk

time: 8:46

dream trip: hmmmm probably ireland ive heard its gorgeous

anything i want: a break TwT taking an ap class was a mistake lmao @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @bigb-divorce-speedrun @bucket-of-amethyst @chaotic-archaeologist @dark-lady-sylvanas @esperanta-dragon @evilwizard @floweroflaurelin @jaakkola @medivhthecorrupted

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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enbyofthewild · 3 years

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hahaha what if instead of finishing my current normal mode completionist playthrough of LA I started a hard mode one,,, and had both going at the same time,,, and also had my file for practicing my speedrun strats,,,,, hahaha,,,, just kidding,,, unless??

#anyway ive been playing a lot of links awakening #link's awakening #jo gaming #jo%#jo strats #thats gonna be my speedrunning tag #also last night i lost like #an hour and a half of progress on my normal mode 100%#because i died and i cant die if i want that cutscene at the end #so i had to completely exit the game #and i hadnt saved in an hour and a half #f

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insertdisc5 · 3 years

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Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

#ask tag #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #snowgrave spoilers

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ewritesthangs · 3 years

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I really love your last corpse fic, it was really soft and comforting. For your next drabble, could your write something about playing video games with him?

Giggles filled the apartment as you squirmed. You were being tickled by your boyfriend, Corpse. He only smirked and continued on with his torture. Fingers tickling you, causing you to squeal.

"I give! Please!" He stops his torture and let's you regain your composure.

"I win. Means you play with me."

"Alright alright. I'll play a game. Just nothing thats gonna scare the piss out of me. Mark did that to me once and let me tell you he got a black eye from my head."

"Noted." He chuckles and kisses your forehead.

"Lips down here." He licks his lips before pressing a soft, supple kiss to your lips. He rubs your noses together.

"You make me happy."

"I love you, sappy dork."

"I love you more."

"Lets not rehash this argument." You giggle and sit up slowly.

"Lets playyyyy um hmmmm, among us?"

"Again?"

"Its so fun!"

"True. True. Okay. But I only have my phone."

"Come play as me, with me, while I'm playing with the guys."

"Okay." You shrug, agreeing. Wanting to be engulfed in his embrace for a few hours. You could never get enough of him in any way. Him holding you, singing to you, being with you. You guys walk together to his recording room. You waddle inside, waiting for him to sit so you could sit.

He opens his discord and the game. You hear Sean first. Then felix.

"Fucking hell he better not kill me first this time."

"I will. Don't you worry your little butt, Jack." Felix laughed out.

"Hey guys! Did you miss me?"

"Hey Y/N/N! Where is your-?"

"I'm playing with corpse. Im staying with him so he said I could play as him."

"Hey guys. Im here."

"Hes being kind enough to let me play a little as him. Hes gonna help me win." You giggle maliciously.

"I did not like that laugh." Sean says with a chuckle.

"Here we go, 2 imposters in one avi." Felix beams, sarcasm lacing his voice.

"Be happy youre graced with my presence." You smirk.

"Alright true." Sykkuno was always so nice.

Shhhhhhhh

Crewmate

2 imposters among us

You were running around, doing some tasks. You make Corpse do the card swipe so he got more practice. He gets it the first try. "Good job babe! I'm so proud!" You beams, sarcasm lacing your voice.

"Yeah I owned that shit. Watch out, I sus Toast."

"Dont you like always sus toast?" His hand lays atop yours while you are using the mouse. He helps you get the asteroids for thats always your hardest one to do. You don't get killed but Sean did and Sykkuno reports the body.

"I sus Corpse. They have been faking tasks." Felix says.

"Have not! We've been doing tasks all along. Im just bad at asteroids so Corpse here is helping me." You pout.

"I'm only joking Y/N. Calm down." He chuckles.

"Okay where is the body?"

"By the gas tank thing. Bottom left storage."

"Toast has been acting weird." Corpses voice booms through the mess of people talking. He stays silent for a moment.

"I've been doing card swipe."

"Hey thats my line." Corpse laughs out.

"But I was actually doing it. I was in admin. Charlie can vouch for me."

"Actually i dont remember seeing you but its possible." Greaseball states.

"Were voting toast!"

"No don't do it."

"Speedrun!"

"I'm going for blood." The familiar Irish accent cheers.

Toast was ejected .

You take your avi over to electrical where Charlie was. He alone. Then Sean comes in and does the lights. Once you finish your tasks you leave, but the doors are closed.

"Oh my God were gonna die! Charlie no!" You scream, in hopes that, telepathically you can get him to not kill you. He doesn't but a body was found and reported by Sean.

"Rae, care to explain what just happened?"

"Uh you killed poki."

"Uh no. You did. I saw it with mine own eyes."

"Guys he stabbed poki! I saw it happen!"

"Ummmmmm uh yeah I dont know who to believe. Corpsey?"

"Hmmm, I believe Sean. I saw Rae acting sus awhile ago."

"Yeah thats right!" Sean yells. Corpse pulls your hand towards Rae and votes for Rae to be booted off. So does everyone else.

Valkyrae was ejected.

Victory.

"I knew it!" You clap happily, wiggling in Corpses lap. He chuckles and kisses your head.

"You're too cute. I love you." You gasp.

"Wait, you do?" You feign innocence.

"Uh yeah? How could I not?"

You blush and turn to press a kiss to his lips. "Feelings mutual."

"They do know they're unmuted right?"

Tag List: @the0nlychrissy

#corpse husband imagine #corpse husband

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zathechaosgod · 3 years

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Favourite Stream Moments:

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Monday 30th of November

Dream smp today!

(also I figured out the read more thing so the tags aren’t just my post anymore :D

Time to get more stacked today! (aka become absolutely op compared to the rest of the server lmao)

(with certain exceptions ofc but yknow)

1mil vid is on the way! Just thumbnail stuff left to finish!

Alerts are behind again rip (16k viewers before even playing yes!)

Scam train level 5 pog (although it crashed on his end)

little blade lives on!

“the entirety of l’manberg is covered in obsidian because tommy did an oopsy”

(if that’s what you want to call it lol)

FISHING STREAM (in the first five minutes lmao)

Phil called Ranboo being in the spider grinder lmao, he could tell from the lag

FIEST TRY GOD ROD WHAT

(LUCK OF THE SEA 3, LURE 3, UNBREAKING 3)

ONLY THING MISSING IS MENDING WHAT

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO ASHE FOR GIFTING SUBS I ACTUALLY GOT ONE WOW

ranboo just threatened puffy’s mushroom house, then went “idk what happened to it”

fishing stream and now hoping for a mending book!

Phil wants to take the sign down (yknow, ranboos pc background) bc it’s iconic but it ruins like, every clip/screenshot in the area

WILBUR WANTS (MAYBE) TO MAKE SOMETHING CANON REGARDING HIS MOTHER AND PHIL DOES NOT WANT THAT

It’s gonna be another fish isn’t it

WTF ITS NOT MENDING BUT IT IS LIKE, EVERYTHING ELSE FOR A SWORD

Also lol apparently ranboo moved into tommy’s house (build by phil) bc, and i quote, “the child doesn’t fucking use it”

rip the camera? it’s showing the menu lmao

also shoutout to the lesbian donating to beg her gf for some attention lmao

time to commit deforestation to the entire dream smp~~

i looked up bubble guppies for it, but yeah, i kinda get it

lmao phil started cutting down a tree and there was just a creeper chilling directly behind it

mic scuffed now oof

time to get a new pc ig

Somwhere else from Muzz is on and i’m having such terra swoop force vibes i can’t wait for the sequel

Phil had flashbacks going near his old retail store and i vibe with that tbh

Phil is suffering so much while chopping wood bc there’s like 3 people max who chop trees properly

lmao phil misspoke and called tommy fundy’s brother

then he corrected it and now chat is spamming “UNCLEINNIT”

phil’s absolute confusion at first noticing the trident pads, then going “thats 5head as F*” is a mood, i can’t wait for him to get a trident

420SUBS ALREADY WHAT ITS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR

SNOOP TIME

BLEND W SPEEDRUN

It’s the funniest thing to see the entire chat jamming to the song and then once every 50 messages or smth there’s this one confused newbie lmao

uhhh i think i just witnessed jack manifold finding out what happend to his home rip

back to bed bombing for ancient debris!

jschlatt on november 16th: “for personal reasons, i will be passing away”

Phil doesn’t know where flatty patty came from, he just knows it bothers quackity lmao

he just found out, apparently he thought it was a burger thing??? sometimes i pity this man what did he sign up for

the luck ran out apparently, not a single piece yet rip

Phil (and the others) just appreciate the art and the headcanons (and thus the debate continues on about which sibling is older)

hence they don’t confirm anything bc they don’t want to like,,, limit people?

phil likes the reaction meme of the person welcoming a really big wave (titled: me when i watch dream smp) and “angst” on the big wave lmao

also good to know chat has always had cults lmao some things don’t change

dono: “it’s CULTure” lmaoooo

(true tho)

rub it in that you get to listen to wilbur’s new song will you

TUBBO WHY DO YOU WANT PHIL TO GET DMCA’D

ANGST TIME BOTH TECHNO AND NIKI HAVENT SEEN GHOSTBUR YET

and now phil is suggesting that some people just cant see ghostbur

(that man knows exactly what he’s doing)

LMAO WILBUR CAME WITH A BS RUMOUR AND PHIL DIDNT NOTICE IT UNTIL CHAT TOLD HIM

is this wilbur’s new thing?

are we gonna get a “wilbur tells about weird rumours about phil he read on twitter” vid sand jesus style

WILBUR SAID HIS MOTHER IS A SAMGSUNG SMART FRIDGE

chat is spamming “SAPNAP?” now

Momza is shocked phil would do such things

TUBBO WATCHED THIS HAPPEN NO WHY

LMAO SOMEONE WITH SMART FRIDGE IN THEIR NAME JUST USED THEIR PRIME LMAOOOOO

Wilbur raises an interesting point: howtf did Phil find a smart fridge in 1971?

lol Ranboo donated bits just to beg phil to save him

ohh wilbur is going to tromso? that’s gonna be awesome (and really cold) this time of year!

also phil is only now learning that samsung smart fridge is sapnaps nickname rip

Tubbo is Suffering and so am I

SEVEN PIECES OF DEBRIS IN ONE BED WTF

so many cursed yet enlightened comments are being made but i cannot write down every single dono im sorry

Ranboo is finally being listened to poor boy

okay nvm

TUBBO JUST WHISPERED TO PHIL ASKING WHAT CUMZA IS NOOOO

Kristin is clarifying the ranboo thing to phil bless her

fundy has found flying striders?

I am havign flashbacks to techno getting kicked for his jumping horse how is fundy still online

Poor Phil he’s experiencing this fandom’s headcanon skills first hand

he thinks people are “reaching” this is nothing lmao

“kristin why you gotta do me like this”

the fanart is already coming why

it’s so cursed

WILBUR JUST PUBLICLY CALLED OUT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MAKE THE SALMON AND THE FRIDGE ANYTHING BUT A SALMON AND A FRIDGE

Phil is seriously committed to the other side of that argument lmao

in an attempt to change the topic, phil is now gonna educate us on sharky and george

(tbh i know the tune but from the yogscast lmao)

Wilbur really just went and said “lemme just derail this stream and any that may follow where it gets even the slightest mention”

also yeah the striders are big scuffed, i’ll give it like 24hrs max before a) dream has to like, reset some parts of it or b) he just kills any and all stridersuntil he’s figured out a more permanent solution

Three generations at seeing the messed up striders: Fundy went “i could make money off of this somehow and immediately starts to fly them” Wilbur went “Cursed? let me just log on” and Phil is like, actually trying to figure out what happened lol

also the server is really lagging wow (probably related?)

Phil thinks the striders might be registered by the game as having elytra?

Wilbur says he might’ve found techno’s base and is now attempting to buy the broken strider from Fundy

Okay the spider farm might be the cause there’s like half a frame per second wtf

lol puffy had apparently forgotten she was standing there lmao almost killed the server

techno just logged on just to say “Technoblade” and left again lmao

also phil has been struggling for so long already, just to get a warped fungus so he can ride the scuffed striders

Lmao Phil called the iron door trap for dre ugly and fundy logged back on just to tell him it’s his

The striders are so scuffed it’s insane

fundy is just baby raging lol

STEALZA

Dauly reminder that Phil is just as chaotic as the rest of them: he just lauched a strider up to like, world limit or something lmao

lol i saw a clip pass by in chat called “strider goes nyoom” fitting

Fundy keeps logging back on to baby rage at phil lmao

“watch me bitch”

Screenshot time!

FUNDY SHOT IT NO WHY

“i’m gonna murder this child, im gonna fucking detroy-“

chat is spamming “KILLZA”, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and “KILL THE ORPHAN/FURRY”

so business as usual

Phil thinks that maaaaybe making a strider launcher would not be an “intended game mechanic” and he doesn’t want to get banned lol

“imagine an army, a faction of those flying striders in a war on the dream smp”

“the great lava strider war of dream smp”

we’re getting in dangerous attack on titan territory with this and the walls

phil just noticed the hole in the wall at pokimanes statue lol “the level of simps on this server”

To quench both his and chat’s bloodlust he’s gonna kill the strider fundy said was his lmao

“a soul for a soul”

D E A T H

d e t h

Second daily reminder that PHIL DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS the only thing chat can do is encourage him lmao

“Blood for the blood god’s dad” lmao

lmao jeff escaped and he’s now choosing every single workstation except for the one phil wants

annnd we’re back to replacing lecturns until phil gets the right book

“ranboo is still stuck, correct”

y o u c h

wtf is that book from vikk’s house lmao

“If tommy becomes too annoying you know what to do”???

Phil keeps entering the wrong house lmaoooo

Ranboo is finally gonna be saved!

Hbomb is here as well!

Ranboo gps lmao

Phil is fixing ranboos scuffed stip mine lmao

chat is spamming dadza again

They found ranboo!

Hbomb is donating fire res potions to ranboo lmao

“childproofing the mine”

“do what everybody else does on this server, steal”

HE LIVES

Phil refused to take ranboos diamonds lol

“I’m not gonna take the diamonds from someone who doesn’t have shoes”

it’s cute to like, watch adoption happen lmao

phil is gonna silk touch some diamonds for ranboo aww

“dadza come pick me up im scared” lmao

phil and ranboo talking about mining ya dirt only making sense when you have efficiency 4 diamond shovel like i didn’t find my first diamonds using my stone shovel on my survival world

Momza wants to know if ranboo likes lettuce lmao

he does!

I am hyped as hell for 1.17

(i also really want to know if you could make traps using the wardens,,, imagine)

Phil is teaching Ranboo about optifine dynamic lighting i love life

Ranboo told phil about his first encounter with techno lmao

I am living for these phil ranboo interactions and just,,,,, phil teaching ranboo about minecraft?

also kristin wants to know if he likes burnt lettuce?

lmao phil blocked in ranboo with the ores he needs to fortune

Fake signs (or are they?)

Stream is ending soon bc phil is recording something with tommy!

Probably hardcore on wednesday, but phil is just doing what he feels like every stream!

(the hunger for getting absolutely stacked on the smp is back lmao)

GaRbAgE dAy

#mcyt #dream smp #philza #sleepy bois inc #ranboo #philza minecraft #philza livestream

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TPOT 1 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!

So! First off, tpot was soooooo goood like oh my gosh I didn't expect it to be that good and the intro was SO well animated and the character interactions and just aaaaaaahhhhh!!! Okay, maybe I'm overhyping it a bit but that's just how I feel. TPOT reignited that spark for BFB that was starting to kinda fade for me. Since Battle for BFB is more comedy based and silly I was starting to get a little bored with it, so it's nice to finally get started on a more, I guess serious? show that focuses on character interactions/relationships and development/arcs and all that. But anyways, ONTO THE HIGHLIGHTS!!!

So time passes in the bfdi world the same way as it does in ours. Good to know

Happy Flower

2 is a cryptid confirmed. Always there, always watching

Oh!! The Yoyle Needy is like, fallen over. Along with part of the mountain

How did that happen???^^^

“It’s time for Cake at Stake!” “What?” “I SAID IT’S TIME FOR CAKE AT STAKE!!!” “Get them up for me Nickel!!” “Huh?”

WOO NEW CONTESTANT YESSSS!!!!

OH!! THE ORIGINAL CAKE AT STAKE INTRO IS BACK!!!

I will admit, I will miss the epic™ remix, but it’s also nice to be back with the original! Feels nostalgic!!

The doodles!!! Omg I love them!

THEYRE SO CUTE WHAT THE HECK THEY REMIND ME OF THE REQUEST DRAWINGS WHEN THEY SIGN STUFF

“Oh! Now I remember!” “Good for you” *pauses, looks at camera* “So-”

Purple tomato (toe-mah-o)

Pen being positive and cheering up the newbie

Thanking the voters: Speedrun Edition

“Looks like it’s curtains for......” “Looks like it’s curtains for....” Ō—Ō

“Don’t you trust me Clock?!” “Uh, of course NOT-” “Well prepare to get over it!”

Ah yes, my favorite: Cammy, Blendy, and Onigiri...y....

Pencil >:(

awwww Foldy misses him so much

OH NO TAPEY!!!! I VOTED FOR THEM :((((((

NOOOOO TAGGY NOOOOOOOOOO

Well at the very least Winner won. I’d rather have an actual character be in the game instead of, y’know, nonexisty?

MmM! Tasty

*GASP* PRIME NUMBER!?!?!!!

Anime expression activate =͟͟͞͞(ō_ō)

Waaaiiit a minute....are they gonna

“We’ll have to add someone instead!!” PLEASE DONT GIVE ME FALSE HOPE AND ADD NONEXISTY AMD THEN IGNORE THE CONTESTANT’S PROTESTS OF THERE STILL BEING AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF PEOPLE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF A JOKE PLEASE DON’T

41 + 0 = 41 OH MY GOSH IT’S ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN THEY’RE ACTUALLY GONNA ADD TAGGY

YYEEEEEESSSSSS YEEEEESSSSS YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG YEESSSS!!!! THEY ADDED THEM HSJFBSHAKGNFBJK!!!!

They have such a cool gimmick with their face being emoticons and text!!!

At first I thought that Price Tag was a girl and Winner was a boy (based on their voices) and thought “Oh cool! The gender balance stays even then!” But now I know that they’re both non-binary and I’m thinking “Oh cool! The gender balance still stays even AND there are two canon non-binary characters!!!

The bfb/tpot crew really be out here, continuing to give to the lgbt+ community and I am all for that

“I take back all the things I said about Winner while I was down there!” H-honey? What did you say???

“You do equal 1 right?” “I can if you want me to! :D” “*gulp* $1”

Well at least 2 isn’t like the previous hosts where they shove the eliminated contenders into a tiny cramped space and give them sometimes less than the bare necessities. These guys get to chill in what’s pretty much a nice hotel (tho they might be locked in)

“Cool! So you wanna stay on the same team? ‘:D” “No :)” “oh.. okay. :0”

Donut and BarfBag frienship solidarity

W.O.A.H BUNCH RETURN!!!!! W.O.A.H. BUNCH RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Who the egg is that?”

Oh??!!?!?? Loser backstory?!?!?! In THIS SHOW?!!?!? It’s more likely than you think

Chicken nuggets

Clock is a Loser stan

OH NOOO CAKE NOOOOO

YAYYY CAKE AND NAILY FRIENDSHIP!!!!!

GOLF BALL AND TENNIS BALL FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND SHE EVEN SAID SHE APPRECIATES HIM!!!! THATS SO SWEET!!!!!!

Ha. Balls (as in actual balls. Not whatever you’re thinkin about, ya nasties)

Yay Pen and Eraser friendship!!! They’re finally on the same team!!!

Either you prevent death, or you’re a murderer. There’s no in-between

“Did someone say h8ers?!!!” She sounds like a skater kid

Blocky is no longer with us. We shall miss him greatly

OH NOO BASKETBALL SHE DIDNT MEAN YOU Oh oh well i- there she goes I guess

Two moms and their son

So can they actually see those logo things or what??

Aww Rocky actually wants to be with them!!! And he’s taking initiative!! Way to go buddy!!!

Awww noo Book!!!! She’s trying her best but ultimately, they’re right!!! She needs to leave them be and get some new friends!!!!!

Please don’t tell me she’ll be the next Leafy. But so far she seems to be heading in the right direction

Uhhh Pillow?? What are you doing hun?

Yeah!! Clock and Icy alliance!!

Zigzag crew woo!!!

AWW NO LIGHTNING!!!

“Don’t worry Lightning! You have me!l “I don’t really..want you.” oooooh!!

Epic™

This just.....this ^^^

THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER WTF I LIVE THIS FRIENDSHIP SO FAR

And there was even the little beeping cashier sound when Price Tag changed faces omg I love little details like that!!!

Snowball: Gets owned. Me, @ Naily and Price Tag: Good for them

NO! Marker!!!

Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture: An egg and a ball.

Basketball: They’re the same picture

“I thought you were gonna collect me! Ha!” “Ha...haha......ha”

Cloudy’s secretly a kidnapper 0_0

DeathPact be ruining Bottle’s good time and she having non of that

Pillow doesn’t know how to read

The >:3 intensifies

She’s trying.....so hard...to make friends

Yay!! Lightning turning over a new leaf!!

“Well, I’m sure whoever it is, they’re gunna be just f-huueughh....,”

Continues in Part 2!! Which will be out sometime tomorrow cause these things take long to make

#tpot #tpot spoilers #bfb #bfdi #battle for bfdi #battle for dream island #battle for bfb #the power of two #ramble

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video game hcs (mha)

This is what video games i think some students from class 1A would like! This is just headcannons in random order, and some random scenarios at the bottom. This is all my opinion btw and i’m only like 2 seasons in so i may be off!

Characters included - Jirou, Denki, Kirisima, Momo, Iida, Ururaka, Bakugo, Tsuyu, Izuku, Todoroki and Mina.

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Jirou

She would probably love indie horror games and spend free time perusing steam, looking for cheap games to play. Had an undertale and fran bow phase, would play friday night funkin’. Favourite character from undertale is papyrus.

Denki

Are you gonna look me in the eyes and tell me this man DIDNT have a fnaf phase? He’s jumping off the walls to play the new game. He also bullies kids on roblox (with jirou and bakugo ofc) and kirishima would always tag along but disapprove of being mean to the kids. I have an odd feeling he’d also be into shitty ps2 games and speedrunning said games.

Kirishima

Kirishima (in my opinion) wouldn’t play video games very much on his own, but loves playing them with friends. Fucking loves mario kart and probably mains dry bones and link. Also this might just be me but i think he’d like zelda botw. Has played and enjoyed until dawn.

Momo

Before class 1A i don’t think she’d really be into video games but after being introduced to sim city she’d fold. WHAT NERD DOESNT LIKE BUILDING SIMS. She’d also like stardew valley, which Tsu showed her, probably would romance Penny or Hayley. Plays minecraft just to build castles.

Iida

The ONLY video games this man would play is building sims and he limits his play time heavily. He likes the productivity and relaxing nature of it, but also becomes an evil oil tycoon everytime he plays (as do i). He’d be competitive with Momo and they’d brag to each other about their newest cities. He does see playing video games with others as a bonding experience and will play whatever game (as long as it is appropriate). Would main shy guy in mario kart and suck at it.

Ururaka

Plays and loves the sims. Has a new family every few months and gets really attached to them for no reason and cries at their funeral. If she had expansion packs they would be... sims 4: seasons and parenthood. sims 3: island paradise (dont ask me how she runs it) and supernatural. Would also love minecraft, stardew valley (romances Sam), any otome game and animal crossing. Had a 3ds at some point. Mains daisy in mario kart.

Bakugo

This man has an 8:30 bedtime. He doesn’t have time for video games, but when he does he would bully kids on roblox and occasionally plays cod. Would be reluctant to play games with friends but would main bowser in mario kart and kill it.

Tsu Loves chill games, minecraft, slime rancher, stardew valley (romances Leah or Maru), animal crossing, etc. Mains isabelle or rosaline in mario kart.

Izuku

Plays every All Might related game he can find. Loves minecraft and is into speedruns. Mains yoshi in mario kart.

Todoroki

Poor boy is so confused. I don’t think he understands anything thats going on at first but after listening to Denki ramble about the bite of 83 vs 87, and Momo talk about her population density and employment rates he starts picking up on it. He’s an observer and likes watching someone play a few times before giving a try. Hates mario kart because he’s bad at it, played waluigi once and didn’t get why people found it funny, after that he mains toad.

Mina

Loves just dance, but just to see how bad everyone else is at it and the dances they pick. Will drop $30 on a dating sim, has played all routes of mystic messenger including the bad endings (i’ve never played but she’d like the tall mysterious guy since there's always one). Girlsgogames was her SHIT. Always played the makeover games and killed it, definitely downloaded a virus more than once and broke her computer.

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Random Scenarios

Kirishima, Jirou, Mina, Bakugo and Denki have all played guitar hero together and killed it.

Ururaka and Tsu have a private minecraft server where they can just chill away from the crazier class 1A server because their houses kept blowing up. (wonder who did that (jk it was probably denki))

When Ururaka convinces Mina to finally play the sims she causes fucking chaos in the town and destroys everyone's relationships. (would kill mortimer goth and feel kinda bad when giving his kids away for adoption)

Iida spends an entire weekend watching all the fnaf lore videos he can find on youtube so he can finally understand what Denki tries to explain to him everyday. </3

If Iida hears anyone talk a lot about a game they really like he’ll do his research to understand what they’re talking about and walk up to them the next day and ask them which character is their favourite and recite all the fun facts he learned. (his search history is: what is a fnaf?, who is purple guy?, man behind the slaughter? what is undertale? papyrus fun facts) do me a favour and imagine all that in perfect grammer too.

(For my simcity players) Momo uses the academy and becomes a green earth godess basically and Iida becomes a oil tycoon with omegaco.

Mina made Iida do the rasputin dance and thinks of it daily <3 thankfully she recorded it and sent it to everyone in class 1A to his horror.

Denki and Jirou would probably come up with games to play.

If the class played detroit become human Kiri would love connor’s coin tricks (so manly <3), Iida would be intrigued by the philosophy and moral dilemmas of the situation, Denki, Jirou and Ururaka end up simping for connor (who doesn’t). Momo, Tsu and Jirou would cry if Kara got the bad ending (and would simp for her). Todoroki would fail any choice in the game and make everyone go back to make the right choice (at one point he brought connors relationhip with hank down and denki shut off the system and took the controller for the rest of the game), Bakugo is just making fun of everything and calling people robot fuckers while Mina cheers everyone on while simping for markus.

#mha tenya #mha headcanons #ururaka ochako #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #tsuyu asai #momo yaoyozoru #bnha jirou #denki kaminari #kirishima eijirou #mha #headcannons #todoroki shoto #mina ashido #gaming headcannons

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ilyuqi · 2 years

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I posted 3,682 times in 2021

3443 posts created (94%)

239 posts reblogged (6%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 493 tags in 2021

#ask - 418 posts

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Longest Tag: 139 characters

#idk how the law works but if drm puts a significant large amount of people at risk for a bad event in his name wont there be consequences??

My Top Posts in 2021

Bro they literally try so hard to be so ‘pc’ and not assume sexualities so instead they project everyone as being straight while trying to fight for the removal of straight as the norm. Bitch you are just perpetuating it!! It is ok to read the signs of an obvious gay instead of assuming he’s straight. Doesn’t matter anyway tho cause deep down they all know he’s fucking gay theyre just trying to deny the fact that they’re as much of a truther as all the people they publicly denounce.

when will people realize that sexuality is apart of identity and if you're a cc putting your identity and persona out there people are gonna ask you about your sexuality or make up one in their heads for you?? it's the same in the real world, that's how it WORKS. GAH. ASSUMING SEXUALITIES ISN'T WEIRD!!!!! STOP MAKING IT WEIRD!!! ITS LITERALLY HOW THE WORLD IS IRL!!!

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the same dream solos saying we are extremely hateful as if they don’t get mad and pissed at anyone praising george for anything other than his face.

when ppl made fun of a gnfer for saying george was smart for have finishing his a levels in 4 subjects and people were like "LOLLL YOU THINK HIM FINISHING CHEMISTRY IS SMART? FUCKING LOSER" and then british ppl were like "ermmm nobody here finishes 4 a levels thats actually a very difficult feat" and the dream solos went silent. also dream solos tweet shit like this:

LIKE BROTHER I CANT BREATHEEEE. just accept george is the whole package! he's smart, pretty, did an incredibly difficult major at a prestigious college and graduated, a social butterfly, wilbur's boyfriend.. the list goes on and on! gnf is perfect

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53 notes • Posted 2021-06-09 20:48:03 GMT

anyone else think it's funny dream spent 11 months on a speedrun controversey but wouldn't even dedicate more than 2 hours of his time clarifying his political beliefs for poc stans

53 notes • Posted 2021-05-30 19:52:15 GMT

a longish rebuttal to the recent “callout” post made

to begin this, i do need to say i’m sort of an outsider to mcytblr, i’ve only been here for a few months and due to that, do not have many friends within the critblr space. most of my friends have moved on from tumblr, so in my head, i am very much just a little solo blog that isn’t really connected to any active groups on tumblr. so when i saw a callout post for tumblr blogs i respect, i was interested to see what was up and was really surprised to find the most pointless callout of my life and it’s angered me so much that i’m now writing an entire rebuttal, mostly out of spite. so let’s begin with why this post and it’s contents are inherently useless.

post link: https://mctruth.tumblr.com/post/665607342113603584/some-things-we-think-ebblrtruthblr-should-know

1. the very existence of the post

the very existence of this post is inherently problematic as it calls out people for breaking boundaries of certain ccs, but is also then addressed to ebblr/truthblr, a sublr dedicated to truthing ccs and ebblr, which specifically pertains to ranboo and tubbo. shipping and truthing directly go against ranboo and tubbo’s boundaries, and ebblr/truthblr do them in a very public way. i’m not saying this is a bad thing, but it must be addressed that when you yourself are apart of an inherently problematic community, calling out problematic behaviour must be done in an incredibly nuanced way, as you come off as completely dumb if you criticize people for doing the exact same as you. you don’t get to be a murderer and then say, “well that person murdered WAY worse that i did, i’m better.” that’s not how it works! with this post, mctruth has essentially done the exact same and i’m about to get into the content of the post and how it doesn’t work, but basically, if you’re basically doing the same thing as the people you call out, it’s impossible to take your post as credible or worth taking seriously.

2. the nature of the post

the nature of the post is that it was created using both public screenshots off of mcytblr blogs and private conversations in a discord server, i’m going to get into why i believe public screenshots are obsolete, but private discord conversations in a callout post essentially prove that this callout was unnecessary. private conversations do nothing to anyone, not until they’re brought out to light and do what? stir the pot? cause stress to the people apart of the conversation? now if someone active and close within the server and the mcytblr blogs mentioned was the one exposing them for behaviour they felt hurt by, then that’s an entirely different circumstance. but you are an outsider, just leaking discord screenshots to upstand a moral code you yourself are unable to hold up. the nature of the post is that it was unnecessary and created solely to cause uproar. there was no real reason to make this post, especially considering most of the content within it is stupid as well. and now.. to get into the content itself.

3. the content of the post

the content of the post is rendered stupid by the fact that 1) most of this stuff isn’t even wrong and 2) private conversations weren’t hurting anyone in the first place. so i’m going to go through the carrd, point by point and refute each of them. (mctruth.carrd.co)

a. let’s talk about jason

let’s talk about jason is probably the funniest and dumbest part of the callout thread. most of these posts and “callouts” are already public. there was no reason to include them in an expose, when in fact jason was already open with his thoughts on kf. it screams “we need to make sure we get jason good” and trying to find any wrongdoing he’s done and including it, even though jason has done.. essentially nothing new? did jason himself leak information found on kf? did he leak phone numbers, addresses, ect ect on his blog? to my knowledge, no. kf, as sad as it is, is incredibly mainstream within the mcyt community, twitter or tumblr wise. jason is not the catalyst to people joining kf, acting as if jason’s thoughts on kf are the holy grail and people are about to kill themselves to follow jason in every thought and opinion he’s ever had is so dumb. you said it yourself, he understands the negative effect! he’s not the first person to talk about kf, and definitely won’t be the last, but atleast he’s portraying it for what it is. what i’m trying to say is, people talk about kf. it’s not an obscure website, and most everyone knows about it. acting like jason talking about it is the end of the world and the reason people join kf is stupid, and not thought out at all. youll find this theme throughout the callout post, the makers being more interested in exposing every wrongdoing jason has ever done, instead of actually thinking about the nature of his posts, and desperate to just paint and target him as a bad person for things basically everyone else does.

b. ableism

so to begin, most of the people saying the r slur or these remarks are definitely nd. so. unsure what we were trying to accomplish there. “crippletwt” is a twitter account that got sent into the discord and people responded to it, and noted the fact their @ was kind of funny, since you literally don’t provide any context at all for that bit. the biggest part however is the idea that these people were making fun of systems, and since they are not systems, they don’t get to do this and are ableist. acting like the only people who can talk about systems are systems themselves is incredibly harmful as it keeps from important conversations from happening about did and systems. when we pretend like a 14 year old self diagnosing themselves with did and calling them a psychotic is okay, we actively harm people who have actual did and systems. it’s okay to call them out! being skeptical of people on the internet extensively self diagnosing themselves with certain mental health conditions is not a bad thing, and honestly should be encouraged considering there is a certain amount of notoriety someone gains in spaces like tumblr/tiktok from having said mental health condition. i’ve always been open with my thoughts on alters and systems and did within the mcyt community and my overarching opinion is that.. most of these actual children are faking it. it’s so hard to get a diagnosis already because did is such a specific condition, but when you have literal children on the internet narrating their 300+ alters on their cookie run account.. it’s okay to be doubtful. it’s okay to not let false renditions of did/systems become the norm and ruin the already very limited knowledge people have about did in the outside world. having an opinion on someone faking a mental health condition is not ableism. (also i’m fairly sure there’s someone in the server who is an actual system so umm idk what to say like. you don’t need to be a white knight brother)

c. queerphobia

so again, public posts which is like. ugh. he was already open about this opinion there’s no reason to expose him for it!!! people who follow his blog were already aware about this so like.. who was this for? (spoiler, the makers just want to paint jason as the worst possible person on the planet for .. their own reasons. this isn’t “for ebblr” or some noble bullshit, this is for themselves) but even then.. jason isn’t saying anything radical or new. telling people that femme presenting nblm don’t get a pass to be homophobic to mlm isn’t.. a radical take? spoiler alert, homophobia is homophobia regardless of who it’s coming from, even if you ARE apart of that community? like what? what is so controversial about this take that.. seems pretty normal . the doki doki literature meme is just that, a doki doki literature meme created maybe back in 2018 and was a cornerstone of the internet. when someone says “can’t believe people weren’t here for this” it doesn’t mean anything malicious, it literally means i can’t believe people weren’t on the internet for this. i think you guys genuinely misinterpreted this and again, just displays your incompetency and blatant disregard into doing research about the things you chose to put here. and to mention again, i wouldn’t have to be explaining this IF YOU HADNT LEAKED PRIVATE CONVOS THAT WEREN’T HURTING ANYONE. the final part is the criticism of microlabels.. and to that i say… here’s this twitter post that i pretty much agree with wholeheartedly. criticizing microlabels isnt a bad thing, having opinions in private spaces isnt a bad thing and acting like it is is like.. just so dumb?

d. rp server

THIS IS SO FUNNY i genuinely dont understand what needed to be exposed about this, jokes with friends about ccs in private that aren’t hurting anyone don’t need to be brought up like?? “ranboo you can’t touch a woman until marriage” is the funniest shit in the world. LET PEOPLE LAUGH.

e. ranboo neg

this is probably the entire reason i made this post and why i was so angry in the first place, nobody is required to like your streamer, especially when they’re in a private space voicing all their opinions. NOT ALL OPINIONS ABOUT PUBLIC FIGURES NEED TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE. no i’m not saying that you’re allowed to be mean to ccs just because they’re ccs, but you don’t.. have to have a positive opinion about them at all times and joking around in a server with a bunch of friends, FAR from where it’s hurting ranboo or any cc is.. completely fine? when did we start acting like ccs didn’t know this would happen? when you put yourself out there on the internet, you are willingly subjecting to yourself to criticism that may not even make sense to you, but it’s what happens. the only thing that came out of this is that you took perfectly normal things to say in a private server about a public figure, that wasn’t going to hurt ANYONE out into the open where now it may possibly be viewed and actually hurt a cc. are you insane? what was this going to do for anyone? PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO TALK BADLY ABOUT YOUR CC AND NOT BE KILLED FOR IT. stop acting like having opinions is a bad thing, especially when they can’t hurt anyone in the first place.

so yeah, essentially this callout post is the dumbest thing i think i’ve ever read, and makes no actual points to why these people are “bad” and moreso comes off as a targeted attack masquerading as a moral act, and it’s just so hard to read through. this is the internet, literally none of this matters. what i’m saying doesn’t matter and neither does what you say matter. go have some fun. go live an actual life where you aren’t so hung up on every little thing someone you don’t like says and just.. HAVE FUN. jesus. Idk. if you want to talk to me about any of this, youre free to, but this is my main opinion and stance on this. callout posts are dumb, but man this one took it to a whole new level.

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Jerry :( I'm sad, something really depressing happened earlier and I need your help cheering me up.

ok please enjoy this. :)

JERRY X READER FANFIC

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Your name is (Your First Name) Bungalow Bill… and your the sexiest mother fucker on this street. every day your just so sexy that you have to cover all your mirrors. your orbs is (your eyecolor) and your strands are (your haircolor)

One day youre just taking a swim in the lake downtown. Just swimming all around in there with your pecs and swimming down and grabbing trouts in your bare hands. You hear a little something and you look around. You don’t see anything but then you keep looking… And. You see… someone drownding…

your legs go fast and your arms to fast and you swim to them. you pick their body up out of the water noting how buff it is… and ripped. Your blushing cause well you just think thats so handsome. you pull the man out of the water and hold him above. He coughs up water and blood and he looks at you with those big sexy marbles (eyes)

His wet brown lock curls and strands are on his head. “Hi thank you” he says handsomely, his voice like a speedrun of darksouls 2. “I’m Jerry… Jerry smith. thank you for rescuing me my prince…”

Your just so embarassed and you swuirm around. “Ahhh!!!! X_X 0mg Lol… anything for you bigboy… Glad i could help baby boy.” your so sweaty and your shoes are so small on your feet. You take off your shirt cause its so hot and reveal a tattoo of vegeta.

Jerry sees this and his eyes go blind of love. “Omg… I know you… Are you by any chance BungyChungyBill62 on ao3?!” he screams. “Yes” Uou say firmly back. “Oh my god i love your vegeta fanfics so much he is just so smexy am i right?!” he says. You smile proudly. “I agree.”

Papa J stands up and brushes off his shirt. “Well i should probably get going soon i have to go back home and cook dinner for my children” he holds up a fish that he caught in the water. “Those babys are gonna love this. Just kidding they hate all my meals and I’m alone”

You both chuckle and laugh at that funny joke!

You part ways and go back to your apartment where you sigh dreamily. Jerrey….. Oh he was so epic. but now that you have tasted perfection, what does life matter? you sit on your couch and play super monkey ball until you pass out at 6 am.

—–

The Next Morning

you wake up and take out your laptop and look at it. you have 3 new private messages. one is a continuation of your teen titans go roleplay thread. one is from your boss telling you that youre fired. and one… is from Jerry

“Hi (your name). Do you want to come camping with me this weekend, we have 6 pairs of hiking boots and there is only 5 of us in my family. I need to repay you for saving my life. Please respond. Love Jerry”

you fcking type “Yes” into the keyboard so good and you hit send. You are so excited you go to Walmart and you buy fishing line and bug spray and a whole canoe and you go home and knit yourself a sweater and it says “I LOVE JERRY” on it and you wear it.

-/——-

the next day

you hear honcking of a car outside and you go out there and see Jerry waving from his car. you take your suitcase and you go out there so fast and you see him. “Hi (name)? my family is so happy to see you are coming” he says. “guys this is the man who saved my life. ”

They are all playig magikarp jump and they dont say hi or look at you

“Haha well you know how it is” he says sexily. Everything about him is so tender and strong. “Hop in the trunk sorry we have no other room” he says and he gets out of the car and helps you into the trunk. You lay down in there and he kisses your forehead and closes it down and you just play your 3ds in there for a few hours

On the way there they stop and you get out cause you are all going in to get food on the way from McDonald’s. you step out and stretch and Jerry and you all go in.

You decide to talk to his family. “hi are you jerrys wife?” you say to Beth.“ unfortunately LOL” she says. Your so mad and angry. Beth goes to the counter. “uhhh can i get a. Fucking large Coke and 3 tomattos and a cookie and a salad and crotons and just a little Oreo mcflurry yes that will be all” she says. When she isnt looking you take her Coke and you put 10 salt packets into it.

Next you talk to morty he is just sitting at a table tying his shoes. “Hi morty jerrys son? I’ve heard so much about you” you say. Jerry didn’t tell you anything about him but also I forgot you have mind reading powers and you just know. morty looks up at you and he says “yeah” and he takes off his shoelaces and throws them in the garbage and takes off his shoes and throws them in the garbage cause he does not know how to tie them.

now youre talkig to summer. she is skyping with her boyfriend. “And so then they all shoot the ancient minister and his cape catches on fire and its fucking rob!!!!!Oh hold on one second. Hi what do you want” she says. “Oh hi summer just…… well just saying hi cause we are camping together. Are you having fun” “no” she says. “Ok well… maybe i have something for you…” you reach into your suitcase and just pull out a book. it says WARRIORS volume 1. you hand it to her. “try reading this bitch.” “Ok maybe i will bitch!!!!”

You walk up to their grabdpa Rick. “Hi Rick.” you say. “Dontever talk to me again” he says and he takes a real gun out of his pocket and shoots you

You wake up in the trunk of the car and walk back into McDonald’s. They are all eating their nuggets. “Ok there you are you died for a little bit there” they say. Jerry takes your hand. (your name) please come in the play place with me" he says. “Ok” you say and you both go in the McDonald’s play place and you have a fun time on the slide playing tag

When you are done you go back in the trunk and go to the campsite. When you get there you get out and breathe in the fresh air and 4 mosquitos. “Ahh… The fresh air” you say… “Boy do I love camping” you say and you take your suitcase and open it up and just chug one of those bottles of bug spray.

Jerry comes up to you. He has a headband that says JERRY RULES on it and he is wearing a shirt with Dwayne the rock Johnson smiling and giving a thumbs up. he is wearing very short shorts and sandles with socks and fingerless gloves and eyeshadow and blue lipstick. He winks at you. “Are you ready to have some fun” he says. You do a little dance. “Oppa gangnam style yes i am Jerry!” You are wearing skinny jeans, your I love Jerry sweater, a wolf hat because your fursona is a wolf, high heels, and a ripped vest with fake plastic crystals on the back.

You and jerry help set up the tent whole beth and summer just drink mountain dew and no one knows where rick and morty are. when you have finished setting up the tent there are 2 wasp nests in there and you are very scared. “Kyaaa…” you squeal and hide behind Jerry. “oh no need to fear (YOUR NAME HERE) they dont call me Jerry for a reason” he said. he Walks in there and just rips off the wasp nests in his bare hands and eats them and you see him grow slightly larger as he does. He turns to you and winks. You fall over and faint

When you wake up you are in the tent. it’s pretty dark out. you go outside and morty is on fire and everyone is roasting marshmallows on him. “oh hi (name) you sure sleep a lot and die a lot!” says Jerry and they all kek and laugh together. You blush in embarrassment. Jerry walks over to you handsomely. “Hi motherfucker do you want to take a walk and play pokemon go” he asks. You pull your phone out of your (your area of choice) “Yes” you say. both of you hold hands and start walking down the dark streets.

You can see illuminated from the fires that people are having. And also Jerry is giving off a faint glow. “Wow Jerry… you’re so beautiul tonight” you say bash fully. He smiles. “Yeah I know” he whispers. “Want to go somewhere cool?” he asks. “Yes” you say and dab.

Jerry and you go deep into the woods. “Jerry I csnt see anything” you say. “Oh one moment.” He grunts hard and focuses. Hundreds of fireflies come flying over to him and land on him and he is glowing now. You are amazed and crying. “Jerry I have to say something…” you say. “I’m in love with you!”

Jerry gasps and puts a hand up to his face and he swallows some fireflies accidentally. “Oh (your name)! I’m in love with you too!”

you both lean in… but then suddenly… a green portal opens behind you. some ricks come out and one of them pushes Jerry off a cliff and he dies. “Ahhhhhhh my beautiful Jerry!!! you… you mother fuckers will pay…” you say and flex hard. You start transforming into your beast form. Your hands get long and your ears get wolf ears. Your teeth become sharp and your eyes are glowing red and you are shacking. But before you can do anything a tranquilizer dart is shot into your back and you can’t see and you fall asleep.

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You wake up in a brightly colored room well its white. It’s space jail and you are in it and to your right is a big buff space man and he looks so mean and weird. “where am i…?” you moan and you look around. Then a tv comes down and a Rick is on the tv.

“Ok so we thought you were gonna be Beth lol” he says. “we didnt excepet jerry to be kissing some stranger in the woods but i guess thats just fucken jerry bitch!!!!! Anyways we cant let you go now cause we found a rare mineral in your body. in 2 days we will harvest it and you will die sorry.” and he hangs up

You collapse to the floor and start crying and bawling. Why does this happen to you? “Jerry…” you cry out. “I want your hot and sweet tender loins to come and hold me…”

“Oh really?” a voice says. You recognise that voice… Its Jerry. But he is not here! Then the alien to the left of you takes off its mask and it is Jerry. “Hi motherfucker” he says.

“OH JERRY!!!!!” you scream and run into his arms. “oh Jerry I thought you were DEAD!!!” you whisper loudly. and kiss his little eyelashes. “Oh I was. but I respawned then.” he says. “and now I’m gonna get you out of here bich!!!!”

He raises a hand above him and starts screaming. The entire prison you are locked in is turned into minecraft blocks. he absorbs them all and quickly crafts a spaceship for you to fly in. You both get in. “Hey you can’t do that what are you doing!!!!” Some ricks scream… But your flying just so much. And you go.

—–////–

You arrive back at the campground in the morning. you both step out. “Jerry what the fuck” says everyone at once. you are so glad to be back on earth.

Then Jerry collapsed onto the ground. “J… Jerry…? what’s wrong…?” you ask and get on your knees to feel his forehead. He is getting sick.

“I can’t survive this long without… Nutrients…” he whimpers. “I need the earth and wood and grass to survive im running out of time” he says his eyes fading away.

You grab some dirt and wood chips and put them in his mouth. he eats them. “yum… thank you…” he says softly. “But. I’m afraid it’s too late…”

His body goes limp.

“Ah Jerry…! No!!!!!!!!!” you scream and you put your lips to jerrys and Kiss him. He starts to glow and you are kissing and he rises up and he is glowing and he suddenly had a Beaitiful white suit on and he is alive.

“Oh (your name) you brought me back…! To life…!” he says and he hugs you. “thank you the power of LOVE saved me” he says crying. Your also crying. “Oh Jerry I love you so much you are so ripped and handsome and muscular and stronf and desirable and underrated and underappreciated…” you both embrace and kiss.

“Honey” says jery to Beth. “I think… I need to see someone else.”

“ok” says Beth. “we have been divorced for 3 years Jerry.”

“haha lol!” you all have a good laugh and slap your knees and you and Jerry are glowing and kissing and you both combine and melt into each other and fuse into one big buff man.

——- EPILOGUE ——–

You now enjoy your life as a fusion perfectly happy and married and you go around giving warrior cat books to people to get them hooked on warriors.

summer also is a cat now cause she loves them so much she asked Rick to turn her into one.

Beth is single and she is loving her life she is strong and goes on dates and she brings horses to life.

Morty hasnt worn shoes in 7 years. That’s ok though he is working on it.

Rick is exactly the same but he wears eyeliner now.

—– THE END ——

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