#thats it send the tweet

[quicktimeeventfull]

i personally believe that if genshin impact were out in 2003 light yagami would not have become kira. i think if light had access to gatcha games he would have been financially and emotionally destroyed. he has a pathological faith in his own luck and the impulse control of a chihuahua. he would not be okay.

#death note #light yagami #siri send tweet #i think we as a society should think more about gamer!light #he’d lose his mind over stardew valley too thats what i think #i cant decide if he’d like undertale or not. probably. #animal crossing would stress him out #semi sincerely though i think some sort of hobby that wasnt geared towards self improvement would have gone a long way #.txt

[amustikas]

women want fish, me fear me

#he wears the #women want fish me fear me hat #when he goes fishing #thats it #send tweet

[2clubpenguincoinz]

(slowly, you hug them back.)

#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #art #isat spoilers #i realized he was hugging bonnies hat and then i couldnt stop myself #drawing this fucking he/they is so stupid difficult for no reason istg #anyway. #PLAY IN STARS AND TIME!! #thats it send tweet

[neptunianrefrain]

still thinking about this thing that i said to my brother ages ago and i think you guys wanna think about it too so here

(paraphrased slightly) "so you know how wedding rings are worn on the left hand's ring finger right? cuz it has a direct connection to the heart right? well note how v2 left behind her left arm after the first fight. She was proposing to you. And you rejected her. or the whiplash is the wedding band and the knuckleblaster is the engagement ring believe what you want"

#ultrakill #v4v #pair de lune #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #i also think that if v4v was in a non violent situation they would sooo swap arms constantly. #they negotiate who gets what each morning like oh today i want the knuckleblaster oh today i want the feedbacker #thats not what we're here for though #we're here for rejected proposals from a cold hearted v1 #if none of you go wild over this post i might cry honestly #anyways. send tweet

[rbtlvr]

so um... @rottmnt-week couldn't pick one fave au so i tried to narrow it down a bit (which. was still VERY hard) to just the main aus that are currently living in my brain rent free

2al by @intotheelliwoods / cas au by @somerandomdudelmao / imbi by @dandylovesturtles / miles to go before i sleep by @bottledovercast

+ individual images under the read more vv

#rottmnt #rottmntweek2023 #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #cass apocalyptic series #2 arms left #i may be invisible but i still look good #... idk if the last one has an Official Tag whfklewjlfjkds #anyway uummm. um um. does jazz hands. spent like half the day on this LMAO #hopefully did them all justice augh #i ALSO HOPE THATS THE RIGHT AQUAMARINE.... #also dont . know if cjs outfit was ever explicitly described i can remember the tiniest details but NOT things like outfits. ever </3 #anyway umm send tweet #my art #tmnt #leo #donnie #casey jr #<- straight up almost forgor my own tags. lmao

[random-lil-illing]

okay so ive decided im not going to do a while 'fake tweets' post for every episode, maximum 3 tweets per episode unless its an episode that has a lot going on, or just one i really like/think twitter would have a lot to say about.

for anyone confused which tweet is for which episode, let me explain :)

image 1: fishy doubloon caper

images 2, 3, and 4: opera in the outback caper

images 5 and 6: chasing paper caper

images 7 and 8: lucky cat caper

images 9 and 10: french connection caper

which means season 1 is done!! cant wait for season 2 :)

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego twitter au #twitter au #fake tweets #twitter #social media #social media au #unreality #carmen sandiego unreality #tweets #ok so ivy doesnt use humor to cope in stressful situations. after the stress has passed and shes safe? yes #but not during the danger. thats what ZACK does. however zack had a concussion at the time and was unable to make the joke #so ivy had to do it for him. besides shes more into dark humor than he is and that joke def classifies as dark humor #player usually likes a bit of dark humor as well but in this situation it was not appropriate #ivy apologised for the joke later by sending him money for sweets dwdw. also carmen laughed at the joke but then she got lectured by player #via a meme. of course. but she got lectured (ivy did too lol) #anyway they would all be menaces on twitter. #also julia is seething in jealousy after seeing the 'frenemies with benefits' tweet about carmen bc back OFF paperstar that is her lady #i promise more is to come. especially since i quite enjoyed season 2 #not sure if ill do anything for the need for speed caper bc ive never actually watched it fully but i will try. for the people #anyway #enjoy the burnt food #<3

[maurypovichofficial2]

every 6 months we have the "stop wanting celebrities' to speak out against social issues" talk. we all agree. and then 6 months later everyone's goldfish brain resets and we're back at square one.

#CELEBRITIES ARE ENTERTAINERS #if they do speak out and say things and if they are at the front lines thats fantastic #but if they dont guess what?? thats still fine because it wouldnt change anything #we all pat the 'good' ones on the head for pressing send tweet or post to instagram #and demonize the 'bad' who do not #its silly #put that energy somewhere else

[mywastelandperfection]

#tweet #funny tweets #tweet archive #send tweet #pretty gay #gayyyy #gay stuff #thats so gay #gayboy #funny #funny content #funny stuff #memes #dank memes #funny post #best memes #fresh memes #hilarious #lol memes

[911bts]

As we start another season:

How to Spot Fake/Joke News Updates:

- if it's tweet, look at the @/username. 90% of the tweets that go around on here that say they're a film updates or news site have a normal user @ thats not associated with the actual site they're pretending to be.

- if it's a screenshot of a news site or other site/account, verify for yourself. (Especially if it's futoncritic, they don't actually delete posts. They just put a strike through and make another post)

- if you can't find a REPUTABLE (major publication or legit database) way to back up (significant) information , it most likely isn't real/true.

#i wont post anything that isnt legit #and if i do post something that im skeptical of #i will make it clear in my post that i am skeptical #if i dont post it #its probably not real #but you can send me an ask if youre not sure and i havent posted it because i do miss things sometimes #anyways between the shit thats happened with fake synopsis and the joke tweets that started over hiatus #i just figured lets make a post now and hopefully that'll help clear some of those up early?

[threepoint14art]

throws this at high speeds

pokedance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is her teammm: -Shiny furfrou because she deserves a shiny and because of course she'd have the fashion pokemon, also fun fact: chica also has a furfrou with the dandy cut, lmao rivals -Milotic because of course, its literally THE beauty pokemon. But also because I feel like it sort of shows more of her. People assume she's mean and awful and whatever but she took CARE of that feebas and she LOVED her little ugly fish. -Ribombee because their pokedex entry says their pollen puffs are sort of like a treat! they can help with fatigue and with food and stuff and she takes good care of herself, and also just cute! -Out of left field mudsdale I know, but we made her sort of a horse girl! Rich kid who asks for a "pony" and actually gets one lmao, she has one of those huuuge horses as a pet and I think her actual pet getting a pokemon cameo is cute -Pom-Pom Style oricorio!!!! She's a cheerleader!!!!! yay! -Teddiursa,,,,, Freddy also has a teddiursa,,,, hurrahhh cousinsss [epically lore drops on the pokemon post]

aaand! her outfit is from the pokemon go special!

#πa art #fnafhs #fnafhs au #our au #fhs #fhs fanart #fnafhs fanart #toddy fnafhs #toddy fhs #pokemon #<-???? I guess #dont judge me on how i draw pkm its hard #like thats a straight up animal dawg #ion know how to draw those #anyways toddy i'd die for you send tweet

[hmm-paper-clip]

hey guys. dndads s1 glenn posting rn

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s1 #glenn close dndads #I LLLLOOOOOOOVEEEE HIIMMMM #sighhh i love glenn close #i rly need to start s2 but i entered a trolls era and imSCARED !!! #idk i think its the same commitment issue i had w ducktales. ill start it soon tho !! #i can never decide on his horns or eyepatch #i like those horns in the last one but i also like ones curved back bc then u could hang ornaments on them and i think thats FUNNY !!!! #sewing all the s1 kids rn. got grant and early nick :3 tj is next. then the twins. i wanna make late s1 nick at the end #OK SEND TWEET

[tittiedshrek]

"If you didn't like [critically panned show], support the strike so they can hire better writers/actors!"

How about you shut the fuck up actually and recognize that people deserve to be paid living wages and don't deserve to be replaced by AI and driven homeless by greedy CEOs just because they wrote for a show you don't like.

#wga strike #sag strike #thats it thats the post send tweet #/personal #anyway this blog is pro union and pro strikes #im just saying dont use the strikes to trash a show that you dont like ya know

[zuzuzuko]

nsfw timbern headcanon coming up so if that's not your thing move along i guess.

okay like i'm sorry but i just think Tim did hella research before giving his first blowjob. like he's newly out and still discovering his sexuality and he doesn't know how to give a blowjob but he WANTS to so he does what he does best which is overthink everything and research to hell and back.

and who knows maybe steph catches him taking notes while watching porn or something and is like 'whatcha... doing' and he fesses up that he has no idea how to suck a dick and so he's researching and then maybe she gives him life advice like 'just communicate with your partner u dumb idiot' and 🤷‍♀️

anyways if anyone wrote a fic about this i would give them my first born or whatever ☺️

#timber #timbern #in the end tims like 'ive never done this before bernard so sorry if this is awful' #and bernard shows him how to make him feel good and they communicate and #thats what i need in life #send tweet

[liverpool-enjoyer]

115 charges

#thats it thats the tweet #uhhhh how do i hit send #manchester city

[your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag]

this is my first tua rewatch since i've been back on my mcr bullshit and ashfhfj. oh my god why can i WHY CAN I SEE WHAT HE MEANS BY 'THE SIBLINGS WERE HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY THE BAND' 😭😭😭

#THE MIKEY AND BEN SIMILARITIES SEND TWEET #i saw klaus chuck that fire extinguisher and went 'thats such a frank move' #'wait. THATS SUCH A FRANK MOVE 🥲🥲🥲' #the umbrella academy #mcr #my chemical romance #tua #umbrella academy #gerard way #mikey way #frank iero #ray toro #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves

[engagemythrusters]

my ass is NOT a costume designer... anyway. Roona. the queen of my heart.

#o shit i was gonna add a gossamer veil after the--yknow what oh well. #star wars oc #queen roona #do i have a 'my oc' tag? #eh. #mimse ocs #my ocs #star wars #my art #mimse art #also no thats not her skin tone btw. thats the Naboo White Face Paint that idk ig queens Required to wear #even if it makes the one from TCW look like a legit clown #anyway #hijabi queens of naboo <3 send tweet <3 #edit: awMAN i forgot to clean up her face.