#thats not chris- I KNOW thats not chris

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

#I was reminded of this film today since they just dropped the trailer and I didn’t even know it was going to be fully animated #of course it’s got a full star studded cast no surprise there #with CHRIS HEMSWORTH as Optimus and doing a voice without his accent that sounds like he’s a country boy that lives in the city #or some park ranger idk #it doesn’t even sound like him tbh which is good #*edit* JOHN CENA THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE IN HERE #they also made bumblebee a crazy lad too #I’m excited to see that #transformers #transformers one #transformers 2024 #my polls #Youtube

[k-wame]

тнιѕ ѕceɴe ιѕ ѕo ɢood αɴd тrυe тo lιғe ѕтoɴeмoυтн (2015) · ѕ𝟷·ᴇ𝟶𝟷 · 𝟶𝟾.𝟶𝟼.𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟻

#DO NOT TOLERATE CASUAL HOMOPHOBIA FROM AAAANYONE #this is what its like being friends with cishets tho - they grab every opportunity to make cheap homophobic jokes #gotta shove them real hard with a dead serious death stare like chris to let them know 'naw thats not what we aboutta do bruv' #then smile 5sec later to diffuse the tension they wont do it again i promise you #homophobic jokes #casual homophobia #queerphobia #homophobia #friendship #conflict resolution #the more you know #queer #lgbtq+ #lgbt #gay #queer characters #love and relationships #chris fulton #christian cooke #life skills #stonemouth #stonemouth bbc

[cannibalovers]

can it technically be said that mickey mouse was the social worker in that horse

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #for those who don't know the social worker was played by chris diamantopoulos #who voiced mickey mouse #imagine voicing the iconic character of many childhoods and then third wheeling gay murder husbands after crawling out of a horse #now thats what i call range #man idk why im posting this i am running out of ideas #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #chris diamantopoulos #hannibal series #hannibal tv show

[skyf0ckz]

I spent days on this. Here ya go <3(flat color version and moodboard added)

#i think they should kiss #chris x scott #lawrusso adjacent #naked in new york #scott mcall #the equalizer #Scott starts flirting with Chris first and Chris is just so shocked he doesn’t know what to do #he never makes a move bc of what happened with Jake #Scott corners him all mad and demands to know why Chris hasn’t kissed him yet #and thats the story of their first kiss #my art

[moeblob]

There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend! #cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND? #and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually! #yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

[asetamago]

Wesker finally got some sleep!

But he did not remember having these pair of ears earlier...

... if it's not his pointman

#rebhfun #resident evil #chris redfield #albert wesker #biohazard #cat ears #chrisker #artists on tumblr #my art #thats why he never sleeps again #i just want to do something cute yk #re1 remake #i dont know how to panel #idk why #my artstyle keep changing lmao

[stay-corner]

(nsfw)

you guys ever read something and it instantly awakens something inside of you you didn't even know existed

anyway i desperately need chan to absentmindedly degrade me in korean while we're fucking and afterwards for him to apologize profusely even though i didn't even understand what he was saying

he'd say some real nasty shit in the heat of the moment and mix languages by accident and after he thinks back on it he'd feel so bad even though i didn't even get it... GOD i don't even know why it's so hot

#chris would absolutely mix languages during sex thats my new headcanon #god i cant stop thinking about it i dont even know why its so hot #stray kids smut #skz smut #chan smut #chris smut #bang chan smut #stray kids #skz #bang chan #chan #my writing

[synthshenanigans]

#i think theres at least one person in the discord that goes by Chonny actually #but i cant remember #also i know juno would technically be TH related but eh #thats not why yall picked it/lh #i technically didnt pick it BECAUSE of CJ/TH but i just liked the name in general so i picked it #trans ppl and their addiction to picking a name from their interest smh #its me im trans ppl #can you guess where the name kris came from #wait a minute i just realized if i spelled it chris i would just be cj what #cj² #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[ratislatis]

PETOPHER NATION HOW WE FEELING 2NITE 💃💃💃💃

#teen wolf #chris argent #peter hale #fanart #digital art #cannot get over the fact their ship name is petopher #thats so stupid. but what else do we call them #christer? methinks fucking not #the bite of 2016 AU #anyway switching to my pc to write this out because it will be a lot #HI. #IF YOU DIDNT KNOW. IM DERANGED ABOUT TEEN WOLF #ANYWAY I WAS LISTENING TO 'GLIMPSE OF US' BY MY MAIN MAN JOJI #AND I WAS THINKING OF PARALELLS BETWEEN PETER + CHRIS AND LYDIA + ALLISON #CHRIS AND ALLISON BOTH HOLDING WEAPONS AT PEOPLE THEY ONCE CALLED THEIR BEST FRIEND #THE FEAR IN GROWING UP A HUNTER #AND THE THINGS THAT CHRIS HAD TO DO UNDER HIS ABUSIVE FAMILY #AND HOW HE'D NEVER WANT HIS DAUGHTER TO FEEL THE SAME #BUT HE COULD NEVER POSSIBLY PROTECT HER AND PREVENT HER FROM THAT FEAR AT THE SAME TIME #THAT FEAR MAY HAVE DRIVEN PEOPLE AWAY #BUT ITS THE SAME FEAR THAT SAVED HIS LIFE #AND IT SAVED HERS #DO NOT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON PETER HALE #TO WATCH YOUR BEST FRIEND ERODE UNDER THE PRESSURE OF THE CODE #TO KEEP HIM AT AN ARM'S LENGTH TO PROTECT YOUR FAMILY #BUT IT IS ULTIMATELY USELESS BECAUSE YOUR NEPHEW WAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY!!!! YOUR BEST FRIENDS FUCKING SISTER!!!! AND SHE!!!! #!!!!!!! TRIED TO BURN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!!??!?!?? #HELP. #HELLLPPPPPPPPPP

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Rewatched Eddie Begins yesterday and at the start his mom is talking about how Ramon was out of town for each of the kids, and how Adriana had been an emergency C-section. In the retirement party episode the story about little Eddie crashing the truck when his mom went into labor was also Adriana. So Eddie was alone and scared and his mom was in emergency surgery and when his dad finally showed up he needed comfort and got yelled at instead.....

#and like maybe this is insight as to why ramon was upset the truck. he was Actually upset about his wife and that emotion boiled over and #hit the nearest target #which is a thing that happens we're all only human your parents are human too #but damn. poor eddie #:( #and like thats a fascinating formative trauma for him i bet it subconsciously informed his decision to flee when Shannon got pregnant #and again when their child needed medical attention #the safety line as hes lowered into the well is an umbilical cord i get it i get it #cutting the cord for chris cutting the line #its all this it's all about this its fatherhood all the way down #............................... so it is very interesting that we know he immediately makes buck legally a father after this #eddie diaz #man that you are

[lover-of-mine]

My brain has currently decided that Eddie is the type of person to befriend random people while waiting in lines and I can totally see this man talking to random old ladies at the supermarket so now I have decided that Eddie is the one who can't be left alone without being adopted.

#eddie is the one whos good with random people in this essay i will #ksoskpakpakapakapakapa #does this make sense? #i dont know #do i have actual evidence to back me up? well besides the fact that that man befriends every woman ever and hes latino? #no really but i feel it in my bones #911 #thoughts thoughts thoughts #diaz #no but seriously i was writing and then this idea of Chris and Buck teasing Eddie about how they cant leave him alone just came to me #and i was like huh #does it make sense? and the more i think about it absolutely does #eddie keeps making friends at the supermarket #thats my hc

[redysetdare]

gonna be honest here, and this might be a lil unpopular, but i think Chris Pratt's voice is passable at the very least. Does it sound like mario? no. Is chris pratt a good voice actor? no. but he's not so bad he's distracting. like it's decent enough that I can watch the movie and get into mario's character even if the voice will always have the "sounds like chris pratt" in the back of my mind. the fact is I'm able to suspend my disbelief for it being christ pratt in favor of enjoying mario's character as a whole.

and like, low-key begging y'all to not weigh the movies worth on how good chris pratt sounds like mario. pls this movie looks fantastic and i'd hate for people to treat it so poorly because one terrible guy had a kind of meh voice for a character

#text #mario movie #i also hear ppl say that peach's voice is bad but i dont know her voice actress so to me thats just how peach sounds #so i cant really speak on peach #but i've heard chris pratt voice act enough to recognize him and so i feel more comfortable talking abt his VAing specifically

[doomednarrative]

Personally I cant do really early days STARS/RPD era Chreon for a lot of reasons, one being I'm just not interested in it because theyre cops at the time, but the other reason is that like. Part of what Compels me about these two as a pairing is seeing them years down the line when theyve already been in the fight for awhile against bioweapons and all that and theyre on equal footing in their own right. Chris is a BSAA captain, Leon is a capable agent, it puts them on equal ground but it also means that they've already seen so much shit that they Know what each other has been through this whole time.

I think both of them struggle with the notion of wanting a relationship, and even just with friends at times, because they don't to involve anyone on the outside of the fight who doesn't understand the depths of things. People who don't understand that this will probably end in death or heartbreak, or even just watching someone you love get hurt a lot and having to deal with that pain. And its That unique situation that makes Leon and Chris compelling to me personally, because here's two guys in the thick of it who Know the risks and the threats inside and out and they chose to say "No, I'm going to care about you reguardless because its better to go thru this together than alone, even if it hurts" and I dunno man, something about that kind of defiance, especially with how headstrong they are just as separate individuals, it gets me.

#this could also apply to valenfield for what its worth but im talking about chreon because thats where my interest personally lies #but its also why everytime i think about vendetta specifically my heart starts aching because that fuckin bar scene gets to me #chris can see in leon the same struggle he was having in edonia and he doesnt want that for him. hed rather support him thru it #than see him lose to the drinking like he did #it fucking gets to mee #and then theres leons bit in 6 after he and chris fight #where he says 'Chris has been in this fight as long as I have. I Trust Him.“ #and we barely Ever hear leon say that about anyone so you Know it means something that he trusts chris #just. fuckin god man they fuck me up #aughhhh #chreon #kief rambles about resident evil

[crimescrimson]

Ada Wong & Leon S. Kennedy: The History [ Resident Evil 4 (2023) ]

#crimson's gifs: resident evil #Resident Evil 4 #Resident Evil 4 Remake #Resident Evil 4 (2023) #RE4R #RE4MAKE #RE4 Remake #Ada Wong #Leon S. Kennedy #Leon Kennedy #Leon S Kennedy #Leon Scott Kennedy #Aeon #LeonAda #AdaLeon #Pairing: Keeping Score #Leon x Ada #Ada Wong x Leon S. Kennedy #Ive decided I fucking HATE re4r aeon #They cut their interactions and chemistry down to bare fucking bones and I dread to see what they do to 6 #Its the way that they've stripped Leon of all his compassion towards Luis and Ada and made him Vendetta angry when he WASNT #THATS THE FUCKING POINT!! HES NOT CHRIS #Sure hes in a shitty situation and hes angry about it but he also knows THATS NOT SPECIFICALLY ADA OR LUIS' FAULT #THATS WHY HE DOESNT TAKE IT OUT ON THEM IN THE OG #Hes annoyed with Ada at most in the OG because imo it follows Leon B where she dies for him so they never got closure and thats frustrating #But hes not specifically nasty to her when shes HELPING HIM LIKE IN RE4R #Even in remake timeline terms the stark shift in their relationship is just too bleak to feel right or make sense #Sorry to rant I just hate how this game massacred the camp fun and the compassion of the OG #This game is what re3 og fans think re3make did to them but at least that game only cut locations and strengthened the characters story #This game kept most locations intact and shit but massacred some of the most important relationships in the story and it kills me

[lunearobservatory]

Indiana cars special interest. than k you

#he deserves something nice as a treat #im going to get him 8000000 hot wheels #i lived in indiana. A DECADE AGO. #BUT I STILL KNOW ALL THE FOOTBALL CHANTS BC WE WERE MADE TO LEARN THEM FOR A SCHOOL PLAY #ABOUT INDIANA #hoosier baby wooo im a hoosier baby corn as far as the eye can see cuz im a hoosier baby yeah that's me #the actual lyrics were hoosier daddy but. they changed it for the play! thank fuck lmfao #WOO YEAH AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 I LOVE. ERM. STATE. INDOCTRINATION? PRIDE? A COMBINATION OF THE TWO PERCHANCE! #anywaymh. i think indi is SO boy next door coded. #you know that fuckin meme picture of the little girl praying in front of the cross made of??? dr pepper i think??? thats him mm yeah #i need to talk more abt how insane the midwest is PLEASE #CHRIS FLEMING'S TOWNIE HOMOPHOBE CAR RANT VIDEO. THAT IS THEM THEY'RE THAT THE ENTIRE MIDWEST #PLEASSSGGHHHEEEE ITS SO GOOD ITS THEM #lune talks #oops i cant shut the Fuck up in tags #wttt #wttsh #ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt indiana

[clinically-not-straight]

Saw someone talking about chris chan saying "i know she's bad but if you don't use EVERYONE'S correct pronouns then you're not really an ally"

Now, when looking over stuff about chris chan, as someone who has seen too many documentaries on the cunt, it is arguable whether or not to use she when talking about him. See, chris had a thing for lesbian pornography, so much so that he really wanted to fuck a lesbian, something he couldn't do as a man... now, as a woman it's different.

Not to go too far into this but, the biyfriend free girl theory. Basically "all women have boyfriends, therefore all the straight women are taken" and thus, becoming a woman meant he could find one because then they wouldn't have boyfriends.

Finally, his kinks. Turns out that chris could be quite open sometimes. So much so that he admitted to wanting to be dominated by a woman. A very common form of domination for men is sissification, the act of turning a man into a woman in a humiliating manner.

Now, these are only three instances. Unfortunately, considering Chris' interactions with women and how he can come off as overtly sexual and creepy it is completely within reason to assume that Chris chan was initially doing it to shag lesbians...

I say initially because I think something at some point clicked in him and he decided that he was better off as a woman. The reason I'm still saying "he" regardless of what I just said is because it still feels like it's built on fetishisation and just stuck. Sure He's probably developed something akin to gender dysphoria now but it feels like it comes from a disingenuous place and there isn't really a straight answer to this, the fact that people tie this to allyship is fucking beyond me.

#it goes without saying that i do feel bad for him #but although I feel bad for him I need to be realistic about this #the fact that people think this is as simple as allyship and pronouns tells me that they don't know what chris chan is #and thats fine. its cool i get it. hes a confusing specimen. #just. i know a lot about the cunt... like a lot a lot... #chris chan #sonichu