#thats not how that works

[platonic-prompts]

I am here once again fresh off listening to that vegan teacher reaction videos to share some dairy farm information and wisdom that was not asked for but you get anyway

Calf hutches are used to provide the calves with safe, clean living spaces and offer airflow in the summer and protection from the wind and cold in the winter, and using calf hutches often leads to better health for the calves and easier tracking of any issues they might have as well as making sure they all get the same amount of milk (also, the milk substitute for calves smells amazing)

Essentially, they're cribs for babies. Calves have really bad immune systems, and if you can't easily see which one has diarrhea, then that calf could very well die and spread the issue to the others. Farmers dont want their animals to die. (Farm animals are not cheap. Even if they were born on your farm, if they die you're losing out on the money you could get from them. 5 month old steers can go for over 1000 dollars)

And just as an example as how people twist calf hutches

#thats not how that works #baby boy cows are shot in the head right after birth #me muttering under my breath everytime tvt talks about dairy: #no no theyre not #Source: Was headbutted by a male calf as a four year old when i went to get another bottle of formula #got to admit the 'stealing calves milk' one is kinda funny for two reasons #1. cows produce way more than a calf can drink and sometimes calves wont even drink from their mom but instead a different cow #2. Adult cows will also try to nurse. Sometimes they succeed other times they get kicked in the face guess what that cows could do to us? #info post #fun fact: small dairy farms sell their milk to the same places bigger farms do

[especiallyhaytham]

It just struck me that there was a whole cluster of Assassin's Creed games that had a thing for organized crime. The Assassins seem to be really into gang violence? What the hell was that all about

#assassin's creed #it's not that serious tbh #but it did make me pause and go “whh?” #i grew up in chicago where gang violence is an actual problem #like there are certain parts of the city you shouldnt even drive through #so it just struck me like what a weird thing for Ubisoft to endorse #especially in Syndicate like no Jacob you cant fight evil gangs by making a good gang #thats not how that works #people are still living in terror either way

[sleepyspoonie]

who do psychiatrists think they ARE

this dr I've inquired about is acting like my ass is unreasonable for not being available during her HIGHLY NARROW availavility between 10 and 2 ONLY Tues thru Thurs and acted like I won't be able to get care from another psych outside those hours. Sorry people have jobs I guess??

#and her ass was trying to pressure and guilt me for not being willing to commit without knowing when shed actually be able to schedule me #girl no #thats not how that works #shaynanigans #medical cw

[godisloveislove]

Hm . Really feeling that "I never feel like I can be my full self around anyone without fear of being othered." I can't be gay around my irl friends I've known for years with whom I go to church with and I can't be Christian around my internet friends. I don't want to be hate-crimed and I don't want to be lumped in with the hate-crimers. My friend's dad has a maga mug and my other friend said that the idea that someone would pray for them makes them feel sick. I just want to love others and be loved. Why's the world gotta be so complicated

#and like. i feel SO fuxking guilty like. #yeah half my friends are fucking bigoted #and the other half have like. deep trauma from fuxking bigots #but like. i cant just ditch my friends ive known for a decade #thats not how that works #idk man #tyis os a prsyer request i guess #i just feel sp fixking lost all the time #god please steer me in the right direction

[hibiscuslynx]

yknow when new york said josh allen is the truth i just laughed and pretended to understand. but i think now i get it

from: the bills' twitter

#not maintagging this #lynx rambles #buffalo social media elite idc #<- has never seen another football team's social media posts #actually there was that thread of teams as poptarts #that one was good #i can ONLY read 'josh allen is the truth' in ny's voice btw #ough that was a good ep.. i should rewatch it #actually sickening how i can recite that ep so well #wait so why am i here #r u serious jet boy? #u mean the 'new york' jets? #i dont claim em #thats not how that works #where do they play? #>:( #where? #here... #thats right! you suck you suck and you suck! lets go bills

[dawnleaf37]

not how that works

#thats not how that works

[clerati]

I just want to flip the narrative on the whole Literati incest thing sometimes. Like, Literati dated first. If anyone is being incestuous, it's Java Junkie...

#but of course #thats not how that works #literati

[skeleton-bat]

People GOTTA stop thinking that if an artist of any kind is good at arting that means they're a good person morally/ethnically

#thats not how that works #people can be good at their craft and suck ass its not a one way street

[afton-family-askblog]

Well..if that’s so..let’s say Henry would have a crush on you.how would you feel?….

Also i just wanna say you are one terrible person and idk what Henry sees in you as a friend.

A crush? Like a child? Well I'd be suprised, of course. Obviously I am also attracted to him, just as all men are. However it's my duty to stay faithful to my wife. It doesn't make me "queer" or "bi", all men are attracted to other men.

Also.. yeah thats fair, I don't understand either to be honest

#That last bit wasn't meant to be like “oh my how does he like me im so evillll” #Its more like “how rhe fuck has no onr realized i killed his kid wtf” #fnaf #ask blog #ask the aftons #william afton #ask #ask william afton #NO WILLIAM #THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS #IN THE SLIGHTEST

[pissfizz]

This bitch did NOT just tell me I’m not Hispanic cuz I don’t speak Spanish

#BITCH WHAT #THATS. WHAT #THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS #ME NOT SPEAKING SPANISH DOES NOT MAKE MY FAMILY SUDDENLY WHITE

[peeps-old-blog]

I'm begging people to stop trying to use Tumblr polls to actually poll things seriously. You will never get actual unbiased results.

I'm taking the phrase sample size away from y'all.

#rb for larger sample size ☺️ #THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS #'pls answer bc ive been wondering about something' YOURE GONNA KEEP WONDERING BC THIS DATA IS NOTHING #unless youre specifically asking the opinion of your followers on something polls are for funny and not for statistics

[strawberry-muffin-crisis]

No bc like

As a Catholic I appreciate these angels

AS SOMEONE WHON KNOWS BIRD ANATOMY (and therefore human-with-bird-wings anatomy) I CAN'T STAND THEM

Like bruh for their wings to be like that they'd have to be broken???? That's not how wings work!?!?!?!? I see this so much in depictions of angels and it drives me mad. Wings don't GO like that oh my gosh 😤😤😤

#statues #angels #anatomy #thats not how that works #its not #make it stop

[birdemic]

we have to stop letting the usa have such control/influence over international politics

#edit: i know its not just the us that has veto power and i know how the un and international politics work #i know un veto isnt the be all end all of american hegemony #this was just a reaction to hearing that the us vetoed a ceasefire for the 3rd time thats it

[ramtiger]

lady at work asking if another lady wants to refill the coffee machine by saying "is it something you get ocd from"

#thats not how that works #vent

[resizura]

i pray to take anything that has to do with rap out of kpop stans mouths

#resizura rants #not resi #someone speed reads for 10 seconds and some one said #she’s one of the fastest female idol rappers #thats not how that works #please stop #you dont know rap #you couldnt tell me the main things that go into a rap #these are the same people who are all #‘i didnt like rap until i got into kpop!’ #me: *stares at you until you explode*

[kategivesup]

How is it 2023 and people don’t understand how to use a spoilers warning?! im in a Facebook meme group for an ongoing show. I have seen the first season but I have not watched the second season which just finished airing. It’s not usually a problem cuz people just post memes, sometimes I don’t recognize the new characters but oh well I don’t care. But! Someone just made a post (not even a meme) that said “spoiler! Can you believe they killed [character]?!” My dude, you can’t put the spoiler in the same sentence as the warning! My eyes just took all that in at the same time! You have to space it down a few lines and give people the choice to not see it. at least now I know not to bother watching the second season cuz I don’t need that mental anguish.

#spoiler alert #thats not how that works