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ok4ru · 5 months
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Player after being in Scala for a week: All of you people are crazy...
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anotheryoutubefanpage · 3 months
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I too go to the bar and ask for full fat milk
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strwbi-laces · 8 months
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Math test :(( i think i got most of the answers but my solutions were not smart
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purplepotatobread · 9 months
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Wait, wait, wait. I think I missed a chapter last time. Ajax has a this with his AUNT.
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clenastia · 1 year
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...that giant swelling abscess I was gonna go to the Dr for on Tuesday has popped.
and proceeded to leak stinky, GREEN fluid.
...on top of an already generally miserable day thanks to my apartment complex pulling supreme bullshit and a couple other rl messes deciding to hit at once.
....and yesterday was feeling so hopeful too.
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fitfawn · 1 year
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Map is an acronym for minor attracted person. I was hoping and figuring it was for something else.
😂😂😂 noooo, what that means in my bio is that I LIVE in FL (as in, that's my location on a map) but that I'm FROM MD.
Oh God thats the worst mix up ever lmaoooio
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failcringegf · 2 years
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at the park reading the wind is blowing the sun is shining the water from the fountain smells nice why did that guy sniff his balls in front of me
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princemick-archive · 2 years
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also, I do not wanna talk about how Ryan and Nous are both going to bayern I cant believe I have to Stan the fucking germans
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xekstrin · 23 days
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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.
The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.
“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”
The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”
“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.
I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.
He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”
“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”
A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.
I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.
So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….
“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.
Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.
The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.
So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)
But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.
“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”
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ssaltlicker · 1 year
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Are straight men allergic to soap. Literally how are any of them alive
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oooocleo · 10 months
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swapped out the wip for the final (probably??) version to keep my blog looking somewhat clean
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vermwerm · 5 days
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LIFE OR BATH?! [it is 4/20 i hav to post this today regardless of how off it is from my usual posting schedule]
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aqricus · 2 years
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IT BROKE MY HEART NOT ONLY TO HEAR THAT BUT SEE THE PANEL WHERE HE CALLS HER SISTER!! IN BED!! - 💋
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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sangco · 7 months
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astarion does the talking in my party...
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7roaches · 7 months
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i think all he knows how to make is bowl of cereals & even that he burns sometimes
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