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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 years

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guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

#this is only like half of it #but at least you can get like a few answers #yanno fuck it #bataranswers #ask #asks #anon

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msmusecollective · 6 years

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- - - - - - - * mun abcs !

tagged by : @maakubesu Thats right I stole it from you, whatcha gonna do about it?! tagging : @mirascontrolcore

a — age : Too Old. b — birthplace : Arizona, USA c — current time : 1:18 AM d — drink you had last : Orange Crush e — easiest person ( s ) to talk to : No one, I tend to not say things to people because that means people have to know how you feel, and I would rather keep my conversations superficial for the most part. No one needs to know how fucked up I really am -- However, My mom, My friends Elaine, Nicole and Jessica.. and Online.. Mira, Alex annnnd Wolf tend to be my go tos when I am really troubled by a thing, but again when I am stressed out I tend to go super quiet or into denial. f — favourite song ( s ) : Hard to say, however whenever Paradise By the Dashboard Lights by Meatloaf or Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen comes on everyone in my household drops what they are doing.. runs to where it is playing.. cranks it up and we sing it. We have done this since I was like 9? g — ghosts ; are they real ? Yep, not even playin. h — horror yes , or horror no ? Horror, Yes. Even more so if it is B Movie Horror with awesome makeup. i — in love ? Yes, her name is Briar and she is the light of my life. --- If you mean romantically then pffffft.. hahahah. No. j — jealous of people ? I believe everyone is jealous of someone at least on some level. k — killed someone ? In PvP yes. However, killed irl? Nah. I value freedom too much. However you give me a Purge night? I could name a few I could mow down and not feel bad. l — love at first sight , or should i walk by again ? I believe in lust at first sight, but yeah just keep on walkin. I don’t need a child. m — middle name ( s ) : Kathleen, Ooo some of you now know my FULL name. Oh nooooes. n — number of siblings : 4ish? I have one by blood, three by association. o — one wish : ehhh... I don’t waste my time on wishes. They don’t come true, and lead you to false hope. p — person you last called / texted : The Deadbeat. q — question you’re always asked : “You’re how old?!” or “Why is your hair blue and purple?” The second one is always asked by kids in my daughters class though. r — reasons to smile : Because everyone has a reason to frown. s — song you sang last : Neon Trees - Animal. t — top three fictional characters : Phedre, Ifurita, Ferris u — underwear colour : Light Grey v — vacation : Depends on time of year and who with and how long. w — when’s your birthday ? The ninth day of the first month. x — x - rays : Tons, I have broken bones, had surgeries, had pneumonia a few times y — your favourite food : Tacos or Bagels with cream cheese. z — zodiac sign : Goat fish

#&& ;; all about m

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leonbastralle · 6 years

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Replies!

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

Careful char might Explode at any moment man

thats what you think but this is only the second trimester

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Want to feel them? Conifer: Sure! Wow, I think one of them...”

TRIPLETS REVEALED

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “Conifer: How’s my favorite lady doing…or…my favorite ladies?...”

#GOALS

;_; ikr FINALLY

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “Conifer: How’s my favorite lady doing…or…my favorite ladies?...”

yes tis is connie master of caring! watch as i stuff myself into the stomach to fully care for the life growing inside.

i saw the notification pop up that you had commented and i was like AW YEEEE and i go to check and...it’s this i should not be surprised

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “WHY ARE YOU SO BEAUTIFULLY PREGNANT”

ShE IS BEAUTIFUL ALWAYS

THAT TOO

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “And of course, the two ultimate dads aren’t far.”

sAVE GULF 2k17-18

also something we should b investing in because hes the best dad and he needs to live for a long long time

monets-pixels replied to your photoset

Pffffft

i was...inspired xD

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

mar being there for chars pregnancy is such a mood i cry so much i lov their friendship so much

asjhmbaksfjbaksfjbaksfjabkfjasd s A M E i cant believe this happened and is happening i think abt them a lot now

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

tHATS 9 FISTS TOTAL I DIE

I MEAN I PURPOSEFULLY KEPT THE ONES WHERE I SAW HIM DAST ZADANING but i think there were at least 2 more that didnt make the cut

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

mar, char, and a bar is a dangerous combo im just saying ;)

i cry im so sad mar isnt his real name because mar, char and a bar would b som perf rhyming for the sagaverse friendship

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

also i cant believe this boy is such a mess of a president and a stalker

me neither my dude the sims four seems like a gr8 place to be a mess and still successful i want to live there

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Now that the girls have finally officially met Mar, I felt the need to...”

tHATS 5 FISTS IN ONE POST IM DEAD

SO IS CHAR

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “also, these two because…well. these two are goals i love them so much”

aaaah that bump!

i knoooooooooow ;_;

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “C: Dadgraab, hi!! The pr…I mean, Martinique, said you were looking for...”

Your tags I'm 😂😂😂

yeah i.............i don’t really know what i was doing but i’ve had this visual for like a month and it seemed wrong to not mention it

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “C: Dadgraab, hi!! The pr…I mean, Martinique, said you were looking for...”

someone save dadgraab from these sinners but also i AM CRYING AT HIS LOVING FAMILY COMMENT I WANT TO PROTECC THE DADGRAAB

i kNOW I KNOW

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset

Someones missing her partner in chess 👀

such a Shame that he isnt there....................isnt it.......a professional fango chess match would sure hav added som FIRE to this boring party

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Do we have a fucking date with the first couple?????? ...”

Speaking of whom where is he 👀👀👀

.........in his husband probably

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Awesome. I’ll see you around!”

Ban that face yes

im trying

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Anyway, I need to keep making rounds. You should go find...”

Also mar: starts conversations to talk abt his wife

put the boy in every dictionary entry on husband because hes the perfect example

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Anyway, I need to keep making rounds. You should go find...”

Mar: i see u willsmithing connie and i give u willsmithing my wife

YESSSSSS can this be another thing that they do pls?? just boast abt their wives to each other thank you

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Oh, I object! Conifer, I hear you write? Conifer: Novels,...”

Yaaaaas compliment that sweet poetry

ofc she would xD

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Martinique: Greetings! You must be Shine Miracles daughter. I’ve heard...”

charlotte: im just a regular everyday normal girl (sHE WAITS IN LINE MOTHERFUCKER)

is that a ref? ;_; or is my brain just fried i mean it is either way theres that

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Conifer: Maybe magic? Oh Creators, he’s coming over. Help how do I...”

this is becoming Too Relatable

jhwbdkjbankjsnakj,asdx i cry

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

wAIT IS THAT A LILY I SEE.........

IDK MAN YOU have 20/20 EYESIGHT SO

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

im with char on the aur thing connie smh

everyones too hot full stop

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Creators, help me. That’s even worse. Wait- don’t look! OMB...”

i cant believe president lazurite isnt shirtless im sure interested parties (aka me and @amixofpixels) would b v happy to look at those guns

and you will, you will soon as in once ive drafted that one scene ive been meaning to draft for a week and finally move on in game

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: Damn…this is too fancy, I feel the urge to hide in the...”

charlotte is me at any social gathering ever

me too apart from the make up but ill probably do it with my fringe because thats literally the only thing that could be ruined with my basic ass style

limericksims replied to your photoset “�� ”

adorbs ;__; <3

thank you ;_; i love these two so much!

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “�� ”

aaaaaaaaaaa thIS IS SO CUTE MERRY CHRISTMAS TO U AND THESE CUTIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU IM GLAD I TRIED AGAIN

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

Mentally*

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

Mental I've been struggling again, but for you I'll be happy as much as I can be.

aksjfbaskfjanksfajs brah nah that’s not how it works ;_; if anything you should be happy for your own sake! i’ll be here worrying myself to death either way ;)

amixofpixels replied to your post “Yet Another Giant Reply Clusterfuck”

I like hugs from people I am comfortable with, but others not so good.

well that’s okay i guess, i’ve just been finding out abt ppl not liking hugs quite a bit lately and i’m so confused and scared now like WHO CAN I EVEN HUG WITHOUT FEELING BAD AM I MAKING THEM UNCOMFORTABLE JUST TO MAKE MYSELF HAPPY IT’S SO DIFFICULT

#pixeldemographics #monets-pixels #chaoticpxl #limericksims #amixofpixels #replies #non-sims #saviorhide

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