#thats totally unrelated

[razberrypuck]

never not going to be thinking about doppelgilly btw. he's altered my brain chemistry.

#i love that “doppelgilly” is his nickname its so silly #hes a reoccuring villain in my heart of hearts #ik grizzly wants him dead (and thats totally fair) but i personally LOVE the can of worms that having him Around and In The Navy opens up #also unrelated but do you think him losing his soul will effect gillion at all or does he have his Own Artificial Soul separate from gill's #bc it seemed like? they were mindlinked?? idk idk idk Im just a fan of this worm can #jrwi riptide #jrwi spoilers #riptide spoilers #gillion tidestrider #doppelgillion

[good-beanswrites]

Yor Week Day 5: Family ☕🍵

A quick drabble of Yor and a teen Anya! I just wanted a sweet little snapshot of their daily life post-canon/post-reveals

“Your birthday’s coming up.” Yor stirred her coffee. “Are you busy? Your father and I were thinking of taking you to the aquarium, he said there’s a special event going on the same day.”

“I’m not sure,” Anya leaned her chin in her hands. The pair sat at an outdoor table at the local cafe. “Becky wanted to go out. She and a few friends wanted to spend the day together.”

The aforementioned friend’s sense of fashion had started to rub off on her. Happy to lose her high school uniform on breaks like this, she was dressed in current trends and styles. She’d grown her hair long to style in her own way, refusing help from her friends. Yor never said anything, but she recognized the way the thick braids tucked just at her neck, with curling pink locks framing her face.

Anya’s features scrunched up, lost in thought for a moment. “So...” 

She was slowly ridding herself of the habit, but Yor couldn’t help her thoughts from carrying her away in nervousness. Of course the girl’s friends would want to take her out. She thought the aquarium was a good idea – Yuri had loved going too, as a kid. But that was just it, Anya wasn’t a baby anymore. She had to stop thinking she knew how to care for a family just because she’d cared for her brother for a little while. Having a daughter was different.

“That sounds fun,” she forced a smile. Knowing it wasn't the most convincing of looks, she flooded her mind with the thought. She did believe it. It did sound fun. Things with friends were always great. Yor was so happy Anya had such wonderful friends in her life. Anya deserved to have fun with them.  “Yes, you should do that!”

Sure enough, she saw Anya’s bright eyes studying her. Though her mind was spilling with positivity, the conflicted look on the girl’s face didn’t lessen.

“The thing is… we’ve been doing a lot as a family recently, and, well…”

Yor’s hands clutched around her mug. Hairline cracks appeared on the side. She willed herself to calm down, but her heart was breaking as much as the cup. It was no wonder her daughter would rather spend the day with others! She’d been too overbearing, too enthusiastic to do lame things. She’d been keeping Anya from being the free teenager she wanted to be. 

She’d heard accounts of children growing up too fast, but it was even more painful than she’d expected. It seemed like only yesterday she was threatening parents of students who were insulting Anya’s tiny stature, and now she was grown and running off to make her own birthday plans.

“So it was you that scared Mrs. Greene our first year!”

“What?!” This time, the mug did shatter. Coffee and porcelain shards spread across the cafe table.

“I knew it!” She let out a giggle. “You had papa fooled, though.” Anya handed her a napkin, and helped to mop up the mess. “And mamaaaa…” She tugged on one of her pink curls, looking away.

Yor was surprised; that little gesture was a habit of her own. “What’s wrong?”

“I was going to say… I really want to hang out with you two.”

Her eyebrows raised.

“I just thought it would be silly to cancel on Becky, you know? Since we’ve already done so much together lately. But… the aquarium sounds fun. I really want to spend my birthday with you.”

Yor nodded, trying not to let her face betray her giddiness at the sentiment. “That sounds wonderful!”

The two continued making plans. Yor wanted her to be able to see her friends as well, and there was certainly room for everyone at the aquarium. Anya wanted to make sure the 'special event' wasn't an invention of her workaholic father. The three were used to working cases together, but it was her birthday, after all.

Suddenly, Anya’s eyes narrowed. Her lips twisted into something mischievous. “So… what are you guys getting for my present?” 

“I told you, it’s a surprise,” she said as her daughter stared intently.

Her look of triumph immediately turned to horror. She swatted her hands at Yor. “Noooo! Stop that! I don’t need to hear about you and papa making out!”

“Maybe you shouldn't have been snooping.” Yor grinned shamelessly. “Come on, I get to keep one thing from you all year.”

“That’s still gross.” She made a theatrically disgusted face, which only made Yor’s smile soften. “Hey! It's not adorable when I do that.”

“You’re always adorable.” 

Anya huffed. 

“And also,” Yor grimaced.

“Mm?”

“That whole thing about Charles’ parents stays between us, alright? Your father can never know.”

The girl let out a laugh. “Aw, mama. I'm you're daughter – you know I can keep a secret.”

#yorweek #yor forger #spy x family #anya forger #sxf #thats all i got for the week but thank you sm for putting the event on! :D #i was just saying the other day how yor as a character means a lot to me but for some reason i dont do art for her as much as id want #it was a ton of fun doing some little projects for her :') #i like the idea of anya using her powers regularly but responsibly around her parents #and yor and loid finding productive ways to guard against it if needed #and i know it probably wouldnt happen because the parents are too protective over anya to knowingly put her in danger #but im so obsessed with the whole family working jobs together as the coolest wackiest team #with goofy family issues in the middle of life or death moments like the Incredibles or something #i will also never be over the gag or yor being oblivious to how ridiculously strong she is lmao #it didnt fit the story but if anya heard yor discounting all the work she did caring for yuri shed totally stand up for her #'mama you did an Amazing job being a literal mom at age 16!!! yuri is just fucked up for unrelated reasons.' 'huh??' #fanfic

[m00ngbin]

Don't tell me that you want more complicated girl characters in media when you couldn't handle PRINCESS FUCKING BUBBLEGUM

#YOURE ALL LIARS #WHERE WERE YOU #WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HALF THE PEOPLE IN THE AT FANDOM HATED HER #BC I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE #AND IT WASNT WITH HER #i think we should let women be complicated and kind of evil sometimes but also grow as a character #and YOU. DIDNT. #HYPOCRITES #LIARS #i swear its like they watched adventure time with their eyes closed #and distant lands #and the tiny bit of time she showed up in fionna and cake #also i have some gripes with how they treat pb vs prince gumball #but thats neither here nor there #its not TOTALLY unrelated but its not the point of this #also have you seen how people treat the moms in mob psycho as compared to the dads? RIDICULOUS. #COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS #ohhh i could have a whole rant about that #but also i feel like part of it is the lack of developed girl characters in the first place #we get maybe four #AND THEYRE ALL GREAT I LOVE THEM DEARLY #but we should have had more #anyways im the number 1 princess bubblegum defender #also marceline #ive seen you and your weird feelings towards complicated girl characters and i dont like it #sorry the mob psycho thing came out of nowhere #jk no im not #im not sorry at all

[ds9personallogs]

dennis reynolds getting thigh-fucked

#thats it #in totally unrelated news #i’m going to ao3 post soon

[stiffyck]

Ooo question time!! How are you so cool? :3

I was already born cool. Too easy.

#djfkwkfk #hiiii ravennnnn #asks #ask games #guys im gonna go take a nap i think #thats completely unrelated but its totally important for u to know

[rohirric-hunter]

I've been trying to put this into words for a while now and I think I might have something -- most of the time when people examine storytelling tropes, especially experts in a related field, especially historians and medical professionals, they are setting out to disprove the trope.

Even if they're not, once they find some evidence that the trope doesn't work in real life or isn't how it was done historically, they often expect that to be the end of the conversation. Historically, people did not go adventuring with two-handed greatswords strapped to their backs -- and therefore you should not have it happen in your fiction, and the conversation ends there. In real life, having a character get hit so hard on the head that they pass out for several hours would demand immediate medical intervention and likely cause permanent brain damage -- and therefore you should not have it happen in your fiction. End of discussion.

These people fail, I think, to understand the reason these tropes exist. It is not because people are just uneducated and think that's how things work. In fact, I would go out on a limb and say far more people are already aware of these things than these experts assume. The attraction of the trope doesn't come from the belief that it is accurate.

These tropes exist because it is widely agreed that they are cool, sexy, emotionally fulfilling, narratively convenient, or any number of other things that really have nothing to do with whether or not they are accurate to reality. I'm not quite sure what it is about most of these experts that makes them unable to understand that, or unwilling to play the game that the rest of us engage in, where we all quietly pretend that it does work because it's harmless and enjoyable.

Really the only people I've ever seen who understand that and try to work their own expertise on the subject into the tropes in a cohesive and satisfying way are Shadiversity on YouTube and blumineck on here. Both in the martial arts categories, which ties mostly into history -- I've yet to find a medical professional online who's willing to play the game.

#on a totally unrelated note #if anyone knows when someone has fallen into freezing water and is at risk for hypothermia #all the articles i can find online say to get them warm and change them into dry clothes #but none of them say what to do if you dont have any dry clothes #is it better to leave them in their wet things until you can get some dry clothes or take them out of the wet things #even if you dont have any dry clothes to put them in #yes i KNOW theyre probably just going to die at this point if thats what you were thinking then you have no sense of narrative tension #and yes i KNOW this is why you always take a change of clothes whenever youre going hiking in the cold #the clothes fell into the freezing water too OKAY #sorry if this is like aggressive but im so tired of hearing the same few responses that dont actually answer my question #do these people think im looking for actual medical advice??????? #im writing a story! the characters are going in the Situation whether they like it or not #im not planning for my own life just in case i ever find myself in this situation #the fact that i thought of it for the story ought to tell you ive already thought of how to prevent it for myself

[artoutoftheblue]

Heres a thing I randomly made with little HS Sun, Moon, and Eclipse. Included HS Vanessa cuz I dont draw her as often as I should

#sun and moon hadnt grown into their canon clothes yet #so thats why they look a bit different #also both of Moons eyes are blue in this #also Vanessas robotic arm is totally unrelated to Eclipse trust me #fnaf security breach #daycare attendant #blues art #haunted stars au #hs sun #hs vanessa #hs eclipse #hs moon

[yourhoeshorses]

Wait a second... can someone with more understanding of fandom cultures explain something to me?

Do people ship characters because they believe they are going to be a cannon thing????? I thought it was just for fun?? I'm like, oh these two characters seem fun together, what if they dated. I just be mixing and matching these bitches I legit dgaf if it actually happens or not.

Maybe it's just whatever weird end of tiktok I'm on, or maybe it's just something I never picked up on until now, but like,,, people will say, "oh these ships are invalid cuz they won't be cannon" OK????? AND??? It's just fun

Like I remember being a kid and watching shows and my friends being like oh did you see that (insert ship name) scene???? Like girl I don't care. Two characters could never have interacted and I'm gonna ship them.

And that's all I thought it ever was? Is it like,, different now or some shit?

#this is totally unrelated to sso btw #i want to make art for shows and games im into but man.... it just feels like im inviting fandom people in when i do #and dont get me wrong #its very emotionally rewarding to build an audience for my art #but after the weird ass shit i went through with the metal family fandom im like #mildly traumatized #just a LIIIIIIITTLE more apprehensive about who is going to be consuming my art #cuz like #last time i was a part of a very active fandom #id get comments on pictures of myself saying i look like a certain anime character #or id have my art taken an posted somewhere else online with some other persons water mark put over it #or worse yet have my art be posted onto a proship fan art account and then getting all those freaks on my art #IF i was even credited #im such a person of quiet or dead fandoms #i feel elderly when im interacting with a fan base thats more popular #also #this whole ramble in the tags is not entirely related to creating ship content either #yes i would make ship art of appropriate character's but also like... just my art in general #anyways #this is just a long winded way of saying i watched the amazing digital circus pilot and really enjoyed it and feel super inspired by it but #and not to be like an angry old man and say “raugh!!! the fandom is weird!!!” #but id rather.... not... interact with the fandom #at least the portion ive seen anyway #just the random discourse i see in comment sections #its got me scratching my head a little

[smiggles]

i ate so much f ucking lead as a kid i want more

#im not even kidding sm of #the shit i ate from was #full of lead #but thats like #not the reason im t his way #totally unrelated #it may be why i have severe memory issues tho

[todayisafridaynight]

joining the corny train- your streams are always such a delight to join + i think your art is super neat and. gestures vaguely. idk you just seem like a super funny + chill person :3 👍

🌽🚂CORN TRAIN🚂🌽

BUT YAY IM GLAD !!!! i'm always real happy to see you stop by ichi so i'm glad you find the streams to be a fun place to be ♪(´▽｀) !!

#snap chats #totally unrelated jesus christ why the fuck is there such heavy fucking FOG OUTSIDE #if there a body found tomrrow im screaming #i kinda wanna go outside into it..... wo Ah... #BUT YAYAYAY !! ichi senpai like my art omg 🥺 <- will be shot out back immediately #im glad im funny tho.. Vaguely.. heh.... gods goofiest soldier thats me..... #im glad i can be chill :) and spend half an hour on sonic fighters and crane machine :) #it's imporant i make everyoone sit through those with me yk...

[dontlookforme00]

Listening to Badlands and thinking of them <3<3<

#them is destiny duo #maybe prepare for more destiny duo content thats totally unrelated to my irl morro account #THEM #ninjago #lego ninjago #morro ninjago #kai ninjago #destinyshipping #shitpost

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#listen. sometimes. when i get emails pertaining to a specific project i worked on that nearly broke my brain. i just stop what im doing #and start playing Losing My Religion by REM. and i wish the person emailing me could see me face down at a table listening to thay song #mostly its fine. its just when someones trying to manage the data files so i kno im gonna have to go back thru and update my code #for a bunch of tiny stuff and its like: does this sound ok? and i just dont care so much that i want to start screaming #and then at the end of the day i hike up a fucking mountain going over what im gonna tell a therapist when my insurance switches #and im gonna say it in a way thats v calm and agreeable but i want to scream and tear my hair out. or maybe i wont b agreeable. i wasnt #last time i was in a therapist office but that guy deserved it and i wasn't being that bad #ugh. im just mad bc working on my stuff makes me so miserable that when i stop its like wow im no longer in agony. cool #coool. fun times. becoming increasingly apprehensive abt how im gonna try to b more healthy abt working while taking on triple #the responsibility with a phd project and being a student and being a TA. i mean. ill try but its gonna b fucking interesting #ugh. had to bust out the burnout playlist. which like. when u try to look at other ppls burnout playlists they all suck #theyre all like former gifted kid burnout Playlists and im like fuckkk offfff. why do u not have the incredibly specific vibes that im #looking for? i just demand the perfect burnout playlist and somehow nobody puts No Surprises on there #like what??? y not? its a song abt being so totally saturated that youve had enough. a heart thats full up like a landfill. a job that #slowly kills u. bruises that wont heal. how is it not THE burnout song? but whatever. i listen to too much radi0head. #ugh. but now my burnout playlist is becoming too much like my My Brain Doesnt Feel Too Good playlist #listen. i just need to curate playlist so that they can express the feelings for me #unrelated

[sandsstorms]

teen-a-day challenge | part 4 ✌️🤘

@dizzywhims prompts

all my teen-a-day challenge

my teens

#hi there #this one comes late. had to finish one of the edits. next ones come right after this. promise #teen a day #challenge #dizzywhims #the sims 4 #my sims #simblr #sims edit #showusyoursims #michael paulsen #jeb harris #benjamin williams #evie delgato #not me just naming michael's band the first crappy thing that came to my mind #man i suck at names. honestly im sorry about my future kids. they're gonna be noname for a while if it's up to me #totally unrelated #i remember stealing my dads discman as a kid and thinking every song's name he had was actually NONAME #plus me not understand shit on english. i was just like. thats ugly af. welp #hi. i talk to much ಥ‿ಥ

[sprinklethetangerine]

I bought this book today, and this particular book has been made into a movie. When I showed my sister, her words were, and I quote, "Why don't you just watch the movie"

Be honest. Should I disown her?

#thsi is like when i told her i didnt wanna watch the percy jackson show yet because i wanted to read the books first #and she was all like“just watch the show” #anyway yeah #you know i originally went to the bookstore to fine the percy jackson books but i didnt find them #instead i found these 6 totally unrelated books that i bought #sad... thats the best bookstore i know of #i guess i should just... suck it up🥺and...🥺.. watch the show 🥺🥺... or smthn

[bonetrousledbones]

finally working on an update to one of my fics i havent updated since 2019 and its already angsty as hell i am having FUN

#trousled rambles #edge is not having a good day <3 #i WAS holding off on updating this particular fic until i got to a certain point in atbb #but the more i've thought abt it idk how i'd put that reveal in atbb. lmao #so it will get updated whenever i feel like it!!! #in fact ! i have decided to utilize the hiatus to try to finish all the bookshelved backstory fics i have rn!!! #definitely totally unrelated to the fact that i reread them all recently and want to Fix them #anyway yeha thats all im having a blast buhbyeee