The narrator is the type of guy who acts like he’s terminally ill when he gets a mild cold
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I need to know what’s going on with the hawks
I need to understand and connect with people and I need them to understand me.
And if not that I need to forge some communication with the animals, the dogs cats and horses that look at us like they’re so willing to be understood if only we knew how to try.
And if not that I need to know what happens in the secret passages traveled by the deer, the wild hare, the panthers and the wolves.
And if not that I need myopic insight into the lives of the spiders and beetles and ants.
And more than anything I need to know the anatomy and physiology of viruses, bacteria, germs, cells.
And barring that all I need is some window into the workings of the elements that make up all of existence.
Locked outside the door seeing the warm light of all the knowledge of the universe, I need some grasp of the mathematical patterns that describe the rules by which everything functions, to keep me warm.
Possessing none of this nor animal instinct, I am fleshy, big-brained, educated, agnostic, destitute.
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I apologise for my bad spelling I'm experiencing female hysteria
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family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet
[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]
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Something has been churning in the back of my mind ever since I started thinking abt fem!Crowley and it finally dinged
Tell me crowley didn't watch one episode of the x files and didn't imprint on scully
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“I will take your leg/other leg” is the most common threat on dragons edge
It’s started with the death song episode when Snotlout yelled at Hiccup
Then Hiccup started saying it when he got upset
The twins took that as the green light to say it as well
Astrid said it next to Snotlout and Tuffnut
Fishlegs was the last to say it
Other merchants and dragon hunters hear them using it out in public and now it’s a common threat throughout the archipelago and beyond
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Flirty ace Dazai that cannot go on once stuff get serious my beloved.
She is such a loser and i love her for that.
Anyways have the spanish (mexican?) version n the english translation. I hope the translation is as funny as it is for me in spanish, honestly. (i tried)
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i was thinking up some prime scenarios and i had like a scene where Sonic and Shadow have to hide out somewhere in like New Yoke or whatever and became possessed
(dont tag as ship)
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Francesca - Hozier
If someone asked me at the end, I'll tell them put me back in it
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uu: HELLO.
uu: I WOuLD LIKE A COMMISSION.
uu: I WILL NOT BE PAYING YOu AS I AM MERELY A MINOR (11).
TT: Erm... what the fuck?
TT: No flipping way. Not cool.
uu: YOu WILL BE BOILED.
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