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saggitary · a day ago
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Ahsoka and the 501st Headcannons
- Ahsoka is known for going to the barracks to comfort troopers after a campaign. She will sit with them for hours and listen to them and offer a shoulder to cry on. It’s not uncommon to find a group of shinies huddled around her on the floor
- Speaking of shinies, some of them (esp when Ahsoka was still pretty small) they’d hug onto her like she was a stuffed toy, and she didn’t mind at all. If it made her trooper feel better then she would do so happily
- If a trooper finds something cool on a campaign, like a pretty rock or a flower, they will give it to her and she keeps all the little gifts they give her
- She has lets some of Torrent play around with her sabers, and even taught Fives some of the basic lightsaber stances so they could mock duel
- Ahsoka knows what kind of music each trooper likes and will share songs she finds that she thinks they will like with them. She also was able to barter for a portable speaker that they could keep in the barracks or rec room
- She and Fives started a prank war that eventually involved all of the 501st and the 212th
- Echo helps Ahsoka study because he’s actually enjoys reading ‘boring’ stuff. Jedi temple work is actually a lot more interesting than REG manuals
- It started with Jesse, but one day while he was bored in the rec room, he asked Ahsoka (who was doing course work) if he could try to do a push up with her sitting on him (like in some of the holovideos he’s seen). She says yes. Rex walks in to see Jesse doing pushups while Ahsoka is typing out an essay on his back
- Pretty soon there is a competition between the veterans in the 501st on who can do the most pushups with Ahsoka sitting on them. Hardcase held the record until Rex stepped in and beat him by double 
- There is an ongoing debate on how tall Ahsoka is, she argues that you measure from the tips of her montrals, her men argue its the top of her forehead. 
- “Why would you measure from my forehead my mortals are literally attached to my head, the ARE the top of my head!” “even if we measured from your montrals, you still short as kriff.”
- Because Togruta don’t have hair, she is fascinated by it. Originally she only messed with Anakin’s hair but soon her men started letting her touch their hair was well. She would sit there playing with it for hours if they would let her (and many times they did because it feels good)
- They began teaching her some sayings in Manda’o and in return she taught them a few things in Togruti
- they all complain whenever they have to fly with her, but in reality they prefer her flying to their generals (and she is actually a very good flyer but they would never admit that)
- If Ahsoka hears someone insult her or say anything inappropriate about her, she ignores it, you say something about one of her troopers, she will not hesitate to jump them (Rex has had to haul her away from many brawls)
- If the troopers hear someone insult them they ignore it, if someone catcalls or insults their commander that person better pray to whatever god they believe in because they are about to meet their maker
- Ahsoka and Anakin started a karaoke tradition with the 501st but it stopped after Ahsoka left the order
- After Ahsoka left the order the clones still found themselves picking up small gifts on campaigns, and some chose to keep them with them in case Ahsoka ever came back
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kote-wan · a month ago
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jus my favs thats all
my take on em, anyway, in a semi-clone wars style.
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itsagrimm · 4 months ago
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Disney: No idea what SW fans want.
fans: clones.
Disney: So mysterious really.
fans: we want Fox fighting crime.
Disney: Really need to do some research.
fans: we want 7h footage of Temuera as Rex fishing on Selos.
Disney: No idea what do to really.
fans: we want pirate kix doing space pirate stuff.
Disney: The fans really call for the return of palpatine so...
fans: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH CODY AND IS HE ALRIGHT?!
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welcome-to-the-holonet · 5 months ago
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nicks-nelson · 5 months ago
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CLONES APPRECIATION WEEK
day 4: favorite legion → The 501st
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techissweet · 2 months ago
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Amazing Art by @echo.base on IG.
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literallyjustskywalkers · 13 days ago
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plot twist in star wars where anakin has his kids during the clone wars- as in, before palpatien can even grasp onto the fact that anakin has a wife
basically everyone notices anakin's entire person do a backflip- mentally. suddenly hes being late, going missing, sometimes he falls asleep on rex's shoulder when they're flying out to an active warzone and then one day he'll completely skip everything and come back the next day looking like he actually slept
now palpatine- being a sith- immediately finds out what happened and now he is pissed off. how is he supposed to get daddy anakin the chosen one to turn dark side now? he has a family!
well, now palpatine uses an even more cunning tactic- he gives anakin dreams of his kids dying. and it explodes into anakin's anxiety and depression skyrocketing, which is basically a one way ticket to the dark side. so he reveals himself to anakin, anakin's confused, but then anakin is smart for once and puts two and two together about the dreams, and leaves. palpatine is like 99 percent sure anakin is going to go dark side but what he poorly underestimated was the fact that the entire 501st knows about anakin's children so as palpatine is about to execute order 66 the entire clone battalion enters the office from every side and beats palpatine up and hangs him upside down off the side of the building while anakin sits on the roof ledge next to the office with luke and leia watching everything play out
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howtheworldcouldb · 2 months ago
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look sometimes it's about the fact that Star Wars is a tragedy and a war and the genocide of so many peoples and sometimes it's about a mentally ill college kid, his funky little mentee, and their three million brother figures with varying impulse control
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multifandomnonsense · a month ago
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Hardcase: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Rex: You mean my pronouns?
Hardcase: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?
Rex: Uh, I dunno? What are yours?
Hardcase: NOISY AND CHAOTIC.
Rex: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
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neon-junkie · a month ago
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when you think about it, clones are bittersweet.
millions of men, all trying to create their own identities.
tattoos. piercings. dyed hair. painted armour. they’ll do everything to strip themselves from Jango’s image, yet honour it at the same time.
millions of men fighting for their own image, only for someone to flick a switch, and turn them into mindless pawns.
all that self expression. all that self discovery. soon to be washed down the brain with one order.
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thememerman · 10 months ago
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it’s called hump day for a reason Cody
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cyareclones · 5 months ago
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hold your brothers close
(cadaver, on the left, belongs to @circadianx)
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kote-wan · 18 days ago
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Happy Star Wars day! :)
— with love from the boys in the 501st x
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i hadnt done anything special for today so i found this pose on pinterest this morning n went for it lmao
anyway. s’nothing crazy, just a quick lil sketch for the boys we love sm 💙 (if u squint enough, hardcase is there too, celebrating in his own way)
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itsagrimm · 5 months ago
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Clones with back problems
Cody: is carrying basically the whole GAR and Obi-Wan's lightsaber all the time. The pressure must be immense.
Echo: He is a cyborg with modifications primarily to his head, back, legs and arm. And the brain and back are full of sensible nerves. He probably in pain all the time. That's maybe why he is so grumpy in TBB.
Tech: Have you seen his posture???
Wrecker: He is very muscular and tall due to genetic experimentation. The Kaminoans wanted results and cared little about the well being of their clones. So Wrecker likely suffers from constant back pain due to his body not being made to carry its own weight.
Crosshair: same goes for murder toothpick. Being this tall due to genetic enhancement without enhancing his legs and back too probably had its downsides.
Rex: carrying the only braincell during meetings with Anakin and Ahsoka is a burden.
Wolffe: must be hard being cuddled by his mates and father while having the straightest posture in the galaxy.
Dogma: His casual stand is a plank.
Honestly, clones just deserve never ending back massages. If someone just started rubbing their shoulders, they would probably pass out from their muscles relaxing for the first time.
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welcome-to-the-holonet · 2 months ago
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suck-a-egg · 2 months ago
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Cody @ the 501st: My expectations were low but holy fuck.
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clonememesfrikyeah · 8 months ago
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IM EXPERIENCEING A MANIC EPISODE, I SHAVED ALL MY ARM HAIR OFF, MADE THESE AT THE SPEEC OF LIGHT AND AM NOW SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY AND HYPERVENTILATING AND SHAKING PLEAS ENJOY THESE I THINK THEIR CLEVER BUT THATS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE PEACE OUT MY FAVORITE LITTLE DORITOS
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literallyjustskywalkers · 2 months ago
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au where anakin raises his kids in complete secret. but- BUT- they still live on coruscant. with padme.
no one knows who the father of the amidala- cough cough SKYWALKER- twins is, and some conspiracy theorists come up with a few names- rush clovis, bail organa, hell, they even throw obi wan in there. a few even throw anakin's name out, but after a short disappearance by them, they say, shakily, that theyve changed their mind.
however, the jedi council starts to figure out one by one that anakin is the father. its starts with obi-wan, who knew it from day one. then yoda finds out because anakin mutters under his breath, "i have kids to take care of, man" when confronted with a mission. plo koon finds out when he sees anakin leaving padmes place with a photo of his kids. it goes through the entire council like, this, but no one mentions it. they all think they're the only ones to know
and they dont even say anything! some of them start leaving anonymous packages with little care items at anakin or padmes door and some place small notes under anakin's doorframe. the entire jedi council (and also the entire 501st, who has known since the beginning) is acting like a daycare center for the skywalker twins. this is mostly because anakin goes six days without sleeping and is tired all the time
so 95% of the jedi council knows, and guess who doesnt? mace "HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE" windu is completely oblivious and all he thinks of anakins condition is "karma, bitch"
but one day anakin stumbles into the jedi council room, barely functioning, running on four hours of sleep for a week, and he says "im out. kick me out of the order. i have two kids and a wife and i feel like im about to collapse. i dont care anymore. kick me out. i can get a job on the streets. sorry"
AND MACE IS LIKE "skywalker, take a seat- WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING NAME OF THE FORCE DO YOU MEAN? GET OUT! YOURE OFF THIS COUNCIL AND OUT OF THE ORDER!!"
but tHEN every single jedi in the room shouts, at the same time, "NO!" and they all look at each other, and at the same time, ask, "you knew too?"
mace is completely stunned as the jedi start being like "oh yeah i was giving him the anti depressants what were you sliding under his door?" "i was the one giving him the aspirin" "obi wan was definitely giving him the kindness notes"
despite the fact that this is NOT the jedi way, they agree to keep anakin in the order, take him off the council, and actually pay him someting better and give him a little bit less missions ("ANAKIN AND OBI WAN ARENT THE ONLY JEDI WE HAVE, GUYS")
mace is in shock and actually tries to bring it before the senate but bail organa is chancellor and hes like "lol nope those are my god children" and he files the complaint case back away.
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captainkyee · 3 months ago
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this will never not be funny
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multifandomnonsense · a month ago
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Anakin: are you talking to yourself?
Rex: yes sir
Rex: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation on this kriffing ship
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