Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways
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rest in peace butcher you died as you lived: covered in a fuck ton of blood
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Meanwhile, as our heroes follow the Shrimp Pal, Larson waits and waits...
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so that new ep huh
[Start ID: Meme from Malevolent podcast. Title says "Who wouldge?". Below on the left is the Butcher holding a piano wire taut in front of his face and starting threateningly at the viewer. Most of his face is obscured by the dark shadow of his hat. Text says "The Butcher. Notorious serial killer for hire who has evaded capture from multiple police systems for decades". To the right is Oscar looking meek and holding a bedpan in one hand. Text says "It is Oscar". End ID.]
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SO THAT FINALE HUH
(Butcher copied from a handsome hat model from a stock photo site cause damn he had the vibes)
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Straight friend groups are like *The blonde girl* *The funny one* *Chad*
Gay friend groups are like *The Tortured Detective* *The Blind Vessel* *The Fractured Piece Of An Eldritch God* *The Serial Killer*
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*WALKS OUT COVERED IN BLOOD*
SO THAT WAS AN EPISODE.
Relistened with some friends and man did we go ham on the soundboard.
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Good lort this man is crafting the queerest narrative ive ever heard.
Mans really said
"What if there was a man trying to murder you, and every time he gets near you he hears a full orchestra in his head. And what if he serenades you to the tune of his head music with a song about being whisked away to a magical land where theres no women. And what if he told everyone he kills about how cool and special and smart you are. And what if he literally admits he falls in love with everyone he kills, but youre the specialest. And what if he ties you to a chair while telling you how much he admires you and how you make his head sing and how much fun hes going to have with you. And then when his boss murderblocks him, he literally throws down the phone in anger because hes been edging all fucking day."
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