#the Emperor of Mankind

[the-random-hamlet]

Not Mine. Thought to Share.

#meme #warhamemr 40k #40k meme #the emperor of mankind #horus heresy #horus lupercal #woman yelling at a cat #bad parenting #mortarion

[wolf-tail]

Sick of 40k lore being like "The Emperor may have directly or indirectly squandered every ounce of potential the human species has and doomed it to a slow and painful death at it's own hands, but he was very wise and was secretly right all along!"

I want someone to call him a dumb motherfucker

GW give me a proper Big E roasting session goddamnit

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #wh40k #games workshop #the emperor of mankind

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

The Master of Mankind, c. 8000 BCE, Anatolia

Art by mossacannibalis on Twitter

#warhammer 40k #the emperor of mankind #emperor of mankind

[sjax001]

Guilliman was turned into a hamster...!

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #roboute guilliman #lion el'jonson #the emperor of mankind #ultramarines

[thecupsmith]

#thecupsmith #thecupsmith original #thecupsmith meme #meme #did you fuck my mom #santa? #its always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #charlie day #warhammer #warhammer 40k #wh40k #malcador the sigillite #malcador #robute guilliman #the emperor #the emperor of mankind #big E #they were roommates #historians will say they were close friends #they lived in the same ship for thousands of years

[murasaki333]

#my art #doodle #the emperor of mankind #horus lupercal

[ladymirdan]

I know I have been poking fun at Perturabo a lot saying he can't do math or that he is a shit architect, but the real reason he didn't get to design the Imperial Palace is this quote from his book:

Man doesn't like gold, meanwhile Rogal “dresses as Donald Trump's toilet” Dorn, knows what his client wants.

Imagine rocking up to Big E saying “Gold looks tacky”. You're not gonna get the job, no matter how good you are.

#40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer #space marines #horus heresy #perturabo #the emperor of mankind #rogal dorn #gold

[dese-o]

Of all dads in this world the Emperor, without a doubt is one of them.

De todos los papas de este mundo el Emperador, sin duda alguna es uno de ellos.

#the emperor #the emperor of mankind #adeptus custodes #horus lupercal #malcador the sigillite #roboute guilliman #konrad curze #vulkan #angron #rogal dorn #perturabo #fulgrim #ferrus manus #magnus the red #corvus corax #lion el'jonson #alpharius #leman russ #sanguinius #jaghatai khan #mortarion #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #comic #fanart #my art

[awesomelyanon]

A slightly less glorious take on the Emperor of Mankind

#warhammer #40k #the emperor of mankind #he's a spooky guy #art #my art #fanart

[yestheantichrist]

The Emperor: Horus stop this at once. you’re really going to destroy the imperium over this?? The imperium that I took centuries to build?? son don’t tell me you’ve sided with the chaos gods about this son pleaseee. you’re such a good warmaster I really don’t wanna fight you to the death about it please don’t start a civil war

Horus:

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 30k #the horus heresy #warhammer memes #the emperor of mankind #horus lupercal

[tragedybunny]

Family Dinner

In Which the Emperor of Mankind just wanted a nice family dinner...

The Emperor just really wanted a family dinner with all his sons. As they were arranged around the table, the Emperor was speaking to Dorn about a new advancement in a weapon. “It will be a whole new meaning for the Power Fist.” 

Down the table, Fulgrim laughed. Beside him, while trying not to laugh himself, Ferrus shushed him. That only caused Fulgrim to snip at him.

Not to be outdone about being crude, Leman laughed as well, louder. Magnus used this opportunity to call Leman an uncouth lout. They both stood up and started yelling across the table. 

Perturabo began insisting to Horus that if it had been him the Emperor was talking to no one would’ve dared laugh. But no, it’s always Dorn. Horus began to feel his eye twitch. 

Sensing a rising tide of discontent, Guilliman rose from his seat and tried to restore order among his brothers. 

Crawling under the table, Lorgar tried to convince Konrad to bite Guilliman’s ankles for the pompous show of being so diplomatic. Konrad started to look entertained by the idea, but Lorgar suddenly realized Alpharius was under the table with them and withdrew his request. 

Fulgrim and Ferrus’s argument had gotten exponentially louder. Sanguinius was now attempting to intervene and get them to talk it out

The Khan sighed wearily to Vulkan beside him, they both resolved to stay out of this one. 

The entire table was now forced to pretend they didn’t know Fulgrim and Ferrus were dating as the shouting was extremely personal and Fulgrim was looking like his pout was going to turn into sobbing. 

As soon as Angron stood up, looking like he was going to try his hand at silencing his brothers, he was tackled by the Lion who had assumed violence was imminent. 

Mortarion glanced around and slid under the table. Even Konrad had to be better company than this. 

Fulgrim and Ferrus were now to the “making up” stage of the argument, which, while still hugely uncomfortable for everyone else, was at least quieter. 

All at once they all realized no one had seen Corvus at all during any of this. 

The Emperor decided to just start drinking straight from the bottle.

#warhammer 40k #primarchs #warhammer 30k #the emperor of mankind #fulgrim #ferrus manus #jaghatai khan #corvus corax #konrad curze #lion el johnson #robute guilliman #mortarion #angron #perturabo #rogal dorn #magnus the red #leman russ #lorgar aurelian #horus lupercal #alpharius omegon #vulkan #sanguinius

[thesixthchaosgod]

"..But in the Warmaster's heart there dwelt a hidden evil and he became seduced by this evil and came to nurture Deamons and other forces of darkness. And he did march upon Terra and with him marched a third part of the hosts of the Imperium which he had seduced to his purpose. And there was terror and bloodshed and for seven days and seven nights the hosts did battle. Until the Emperor - bless His honored name! - caught Horus by the heel and cast him to that place they call the Eye of Terror and with him the third part of the hosts of the Imperium..."

Reject the modern lore, The big E literally yeeted Horus and his forces back into the Eye of Terror, BY HIS HEEL MIGHT I ADD?!

Old lore go hard lmao

#warhammer 40k #The Emperor of mankind #And so it was written thus so it shall be #Dunno what happened in the End and the Death pt 3 in detail but I know the best part of it #By the heel!!! #Back you go and that that third of the Imperium with you #No but this writing is so funny I love it

[aerosol-prime]

https://twitter.com/darkm1nou/status/1667284685033193472

#warhammer 40k #the Emperor of Mankind #Magnus the Red

[kit-williams]

Hello🫶🏻 Hope you are doing well✨ From the very moment it turned out that you could try to write something for the Emperor, I couldn’t sleep😅 I kept trying to remember all those sinful thoughts🤭 But here is an excerpt from some fanfic. I roughly remember where this is from, but I can’t find the entry😞 Can you write something with this sentiment? Gentle Yandere, the Emperor does not need to stoop to physical violence with those warp things that he is capable of if necessary. "They say that only with death does debt end, but your debt is eternal. He loved a thousand lives and still loves a thousand lives. You felt the weight of each of them, and no matter how many times you ran away, He was there to find and love you as before. Chained. You have become chained to Him, an ornate chain that, no matter how hard you pull, cannot be broken. No matter the circumstances, it remains intact. They say that only with death does duty end, but your duty is eternal. And when He spoke His last words and transcended, when you were forced to go with Him, you realized that your duty had truly just begun. And even after death He would still love you."

Ever since you sent me this I have been trying to find it because I HAVE read that one and I can't for the life of me find it!

@thevoidscreams do you know since you're my resident Emperor Expert?

edit: It is from @wxnheart's Apex Predator part 2

But this is the reason why the Emperor is a challenge... he could be the ultimate yandere. There is no getting away from him... if you're a perpetual you've probably met him a few times throughout the ages or if you're a new perpetual he'll find you. Of course he will he can almost sense it one unnatural being to another. Oh yes he might be a gentle yandere but the Emperor is utterly possessive who gets what he wants when he wants it.

How he lures you in is all up to your tastes as he can appear however he wants to to you... or however you want him to be. There is no escape once the gilded trap snaps shut around you leaving you like a screaming animal till the hunter comes upon you and it's all up to him if he lets you go or if he brings you home... even if you manage to escape there is still that gilded collar on you until he comes back around to collect you back.

The Emperor is a far more intense version of how I would see a Yandere version of Magnus or really any of his sons.

His death? You think you're free until a Custodes once again comes around to collect you and you're subjected to the raw power of that psychic entity that he is. You wake up after dying something that was a risk when he was alive and you feel just as hung over as when that was... and once again you have to escape his grasp and you hope that it will be easier to escape the grasp of a corpse.

#IM SORRY I COULD NOT DO THIS #I'M TRYING TO BE GOOD FOR FLUFFUARY #warhammer 40k #yandere Emperor of mankind #the emperor of mankind #yandere #reply #answer

[howlingday]

Jaune but he has the emperor had text to speech device big e In his head Constantly Giving him "Advice".

The Shining Beacon

Why did you fly here?

Jaune: It was the only way to get to Beacon.

You chose to take the airship knowing you are airsick and now you are throwing up in front of all these people. You are not brave. You are dumb and you deserve this sickness that now ails you.

Jaune: I know. It's not my fault that I get airsick.

Yes, it is. Your stomach is now empty because of your poor choices.

Ruby: Yang, is he okay?

Yang: Just ignore him, Ruby. He's got some issues to deal with.

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Jaune: Well, the name's Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it.

Ruby: Do they?

No, they do not. You are a gangly elf boy with no combat skills and a weak stomach for air travel, all traits no girls want in a fighter.

Jaune: They will! Well, I-I hope they will. My mom always says that-

For the love all things truly divine, stop talking.

Jaune: Oh, nevermind.

Ruby: Hey, so I noticed you were, uh... talking to yourself. Is that normal?

Jaune: Uh...

It is not normal and you are a crazy person.

Jaune: The voice in my head is saying I'm not normal and that I'm a crazy person.

You are an idiot. Why do you keep talking when I tell you to stop talking?

Ruby: Pfft! Okay! Yeah, I, uh... I get that sometimes, too. My brain tells me to stop talking, but my mouth just keeps going. So yeah, I totally get what you mean.

Jaune: Well...

CEASE.

Jaune: (Shuts his mouth)

Ruby: So... I have this thing!

Jaune: Whoa! Is that a scythe?

It's a customizable high impact sniper rifle.

Ruby: Mhm! It's a customizable high impact sniper rifle.

Jaune: A wha?

Ruby: It's also a gun.

You are an idiot.

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Weiss: Yeah! And we can paint our nails and try on clothes and talk about cute boys, like tall, blond, and scraggly over there!

Jaune: Hm?

She is being sarcastic.

Jaune: Is she, though?

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Weiss: ...No.

Jaune: Oh...

This is why you should stop talking. Even if she wasn't, this is not the time or place for your hormones to be controlling your thoughts.

Jaune: Are there any girls that are interested in me?

...

Jaune: ..?

For the sake of your already fragile and cracking masculinity, I am going to choose to say no.

Jaune: Oh...

Pyrrha: (Glancing at him with interest)

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Why are you wearing this? I told you to throw these away.

Jaune: I-

Jaune: (Thinking) I can't just throw these away. Mom and I have been stitching this baby up for years!.

You are child disguised as a man-child. Your flimsy answer will only reward you scorn from those around you.

Jaune: It will not. Watch.

Jaune: (Waves at Yang)

Yang: Ugh!

Jaune: ...

You are an idiot.

#rwby #warhammer 40k #the emperor of mankind #jaune arc #if the emperor had a text to speech device #rwby au #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #the emperor #my answer #my answers #yang xiao long #Jaune and The Emperor AU

[thatmemeguy89]

Hands off my purse heretic

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