#the FOOD???

[sailing-ever-west]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

#i still havent eaten i made this graph instead #adhd #audhd #tw food #time blindness #executive dysfunction

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark humor #tweet #twitter #mental health #cookies #food #baking

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

#trb.txt #me at myself you are NOT ALLOWED to get takeout again this week we have food at home 😭

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#food #cooking

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#video games #video game #food #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol #humor

[slavicafire]

#in a shocking turn of events mine is a whole beautiful 0%. #against my better judgement? yes. but still #w ogóle wiadomo skąd wzięłam pomysł na poll ale cicho. ciii. #food

[runawaycarouselhorse]

Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

#actually autistic #Palestine #Free Palestine #Gaza #charity #Palestinians #children #autism #food *

[lizardsfromspace]

Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

#sports #football #incredible #food

[everlastingrandom]

U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead

#lead poisoning #psa #fda warning #food warning #food contamination #lead #cinnamon

[bootleg-nessie]

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

#Nessie on drugs #r/196 #r/196archive #196 #/r/196 #rule #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #food #pierogi #adhd #adhd problems

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

#tumbleweed the cat #tumbleweed #cat #autoplay warning #video #turns out he was actually getting 2/3 cup of food a day due to a measuring cup mix up and more he's down to 1/2 cup per day

[catchymemes]

The game show for people who watch pressure washing videos (via)

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #tv shows #food

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#solreefspeak #food guilt go brrr and it’s like no! bad brain!

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

#sea slug #ok i have to go make food #hello my 11k notes. may i offer you: sun fnaf #alright this has 15k notes now. i guess i'll add tags #marine biology #nature #ocean #sea slugs #marine life #animals #sacoglossans #sacoglossan

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#rhubarb #food #nature #meme #memes #tweet #tweets #twitter #funny #lol