#the Nords are all just like

[venacoeurva]

Unstoppable force vs immovable object, truly (I couldn’t decide which version to go with, so have both)

-Please do not reupload/edit/use.-

#I'm an ''all characters are ver until proven otherwise'' person but let me live for the meme #I mostly just wanted an excuse to draw miraak #miraak #wren nerevarine #nord #dunmer #tes #tesblr #suggestive #they’re naked but all their bits are covered #artsyfartsyness #Tel leaves for like a week to do something and the bedroom is in shambles #enjoy this from last night I just colored it today n shit

[silusvesuius]

drawings of @gutztism's idea 😼 get horsed

#my art #skyrim #elenwen looking perfect even as a pony she;s always slaying My queen #i saw U say that ulfric wud be an alicorn and at first i wasn't sure about it (nords would probably just be pegasi); but then it hit me.... #the greybeards done facked up and gave him a horn #elisif would have the regular smaller pony build while elenwen should be c*lestia/l*na sized maybe #it doesn't matter if she's a pony.. they'll all still look elongated and mutated as altm*r LOL #imo elisif would only have a horn (mer attribute obvi) before becoming high queen but it'd also still be fun - #- for her to be an alicorn pre-reign and just be.... INEPT #at everything #cus nobody is training her to fly or to use magic #she'd 100% be too scared to fly 😢 i want her to try and fall flat on her face - #- and cry about it after like a baby #rikke is the only one supporting her thru that DFVOUOT5I5 #she probably used to fly alongside/with torygg's help but not anymore Thanks a lot ulfric #sorry this is getting too meta #also i forgot elisif's braid wtf

[spadefish]

Steward, Jarl, Housecarl

#fe16 #fire emblem #fire emblem three houses #glenn fraldarius #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #felix hugo fraldarius #tes #skyrim #self indulgent rp stuff...... i sketched + inked this while i was in FL #and coloured it just now #the werewolf dimitri i've posted before is this dimitri LOL #we inserted faerghus as its own hold with fhirdiad as its capitol #we haven't necessarily talked about where specifically on the map it is but i've been imagining it's kind of like. #either squished between winterhold and eastmarch or like #slightly northeast of them with added landmass.....???? #i could be wrong though i'm not the dm LOL #anyway. in case it isn't obvious they're all nords #dimitri is a werewolf now tho. i don't think any of them are looking forward to telling rodrigue

[rohirric-hunter]

I'm going to make a series of mods called 'It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature' specifically designed to make Skyrim worse and less playable.

#Children can fly but they cant land #All weapon enchantments have had their values increased to 40000 starting #Surprise! I manually deleted all the facegen data #Actually no not that one scratch that one #I swapped a bunch of models around randomly and renamed every interactive object in the world to random Latin words #Sometimes buckets are secretly dragons #Sometimes dragons are secretly buckets #One that just sets the final boss of bleak falls barrow to essential so you cant progress the game #I deleted the floors in all nord ruins (inspired by a fun mod conflict I had when I first started) #Ulfric Stormcloak follows you everywhere #He's not hostile or anything he's just there #You've seen mods that replace frostbite spiders with nords #now get ready for the mod that replaces nords with frostbite spiders #They are hostile and passive and quest-essential NPCs have also been replaced #The cc fishing but all you pull up are daedric artifacts #Beds can now walk around and may strike up a forced conversation with the player about the last person to sleep on them #(Somehow this was always maven blackbriar. She eats crackers in bed btw) #Also the beds are always hostile after this conversation ends #Getting arrested makes your hands bound like they are in the intro #You have to track down hadvar or ralof to untie you again every time

[the-sunlit-earth]

@babyblueetbaemonster    here is my fanart tribute scenario to your lovable, adorable Dragonborns who have brought me much joy and so many laughs! I love your mind and the shenanigans you always cook up for them! 💖🤗

Bonus scene below!

Epilogue

Jokir and Naythaa are winding down in a tavern after a long day of showing their new friend around, who has already fallen asleep in a chair in the corner. Despite a nearby bard's close proximity, Miraak slumbers peacefully through the noise, a fact that doesn't escape the other Dragonborns' notice.

"Hah! Snoring away like a baby," Jokir chuckles softly. "Must be pretty tired if he can sleep through all that."

"I'm glad he feels safe enough to do so," Naythaa points out, the dunmer spellsword's features softening into a smile. "But after all that time in Apocrypha, it must be nice to be back among things like music, and singing and laughter. Maybe he's a little out of practice, but it's good to see him enjoying himself."

Jokir nods in agreement. "He's so out-of-touch with this world, after not being a part of it for so long... What we need is a 'Modern Nord Crash Course'," Jokir laughs. "I kind of feel like we have a responsibility to do right by him... but sometimes, when he asks about things that I don't know the answer to, I worry I'm letting him down," the Nord warrior frowns, folding his arms.

Naythaa ponders for a moment before her eyes light up. "Hey! Let's take him home to Farkas! Between him and the other Companions, Miraak will be caught up in no time!"

Jokir beams happily. "I love that idea! Farkas is great with kids, and patient with newbies! And you know what they say, it takes a village to raise a child. With all of us guiding him, he'll fit right in!"

With that decided, the two Dragonborn gently wake their companion and head upstairs to the room they've rented for the night. There is only one bed, but it goes unused, as Miraak promptly curls up like a cat upon the fur rug, Jokir and Naythaa doing the same, and everyone enjoys a peaceful, Mora-free sleep.

Sweet Dreams, Dragonborns!

END

#elder scrolls #skyrim #Dragonborn #Miraak #my friend's beloved OCs! : Jokir and Naythaa! :D #dunmer #nord #sorry for anything super weird like dialogue haha! hope you can still like it! :) #maybe Jokir is influenced by all those movies he watches with the kids #his speechcraft is leveling as he tries talking his enemies into becoming friends :D #it would work on me haha! i would give up my villainous ways if these two approached me #i love when your characters all hang out together so i thought Miraak might enjoy it too! poor guy has a rough time in Apocrypha.. #he's just a poor little meow meow #hence Mora leaving him cat food in the 4th pic #he buys it in bulk at Costco :') #my art #my posts

[truth-01001001-liar]

my dragonborn, Viir :3

#technically she’s a nord but she styles herself like an altmer because her adopted dad is an altmer and she wants to be more like him #cause ze thinks he’s cool #(most of the time …. to clarify xe looks like this only *most* of the time) #illusion wizard changing appearances occasionally just to confuse the shit outta people #one elven ear and one not… they stay that way regardless of the illusion xe’s casting #dragonborn #lbd!lorkhan #viir uses any and all of the pronouns btw ;) #last dragonborn #tes #TruthiLiar’s art #Skyrim #tes oc: viiraulor

[sparring-spirals]

okay folks as much as im adoring the vibes im picking up about 1 sentence in every 15 and this blend of people is just way too good to absorb while absolutely wiped, so im absolutely going to watch this at a later time and all of you are getting a second liveblog then.

#lou and aimee and laura all at a table deserve more than my 15% functioning self #for an explanation of how well im functioning earlier i had to remind myself that feeling shaky and lightheaded is not jsut 'how it be' #but probably because i hadnt eaten for like nine hours #anyway. im absorbing almost nothing and still having a blast #so i look forward to tomorrow or something when i can actually watch it #spar speaks #cr spoilers #generation nord #I HAD FOOD SINCE THEN sorry i should clarify. im just like. 🧐👌🤨🫥 u kno. u feel me

[came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted]

my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it

#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted #in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we #can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend #vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO #attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the #ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the #jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have #immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’ #so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was #like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’ #secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to #leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc #she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him #out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned #to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton #and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he #knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb #vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to #join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and #we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose #race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to #restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind #isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better #person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen #after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he #) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me #‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’ #alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide #anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely

[earl-grey-love]

Borgahk was my first ever Skyrim wife. We lived on a farm, and it was one of my favourite skyrim experiences of all time. This was in like 2014.

#hearing her greet me all lovingly whenever I got home from my adventures was the best 🥺 #my first skyrim husband was mar.curio.... obviously #and then usually I just marry some big burly but kind hearted nord man like Far..kas or Bal.imund #Iona my beloved tho shes the best housecarl #I did use console commands to marry Sapphire from the tg once too #she was also really lovely #I love skyrim #spent like 1500 hours in it overall and still not tired of it #sunny speaks

[misscryptidart]

True Crime Youtubers will title their video "Crimes That Make You Loose All Hope And Joy and Happiness" then try and sell you headphones

#true crime #youtubers #horror #horror besties know #the jarring whiplash of listening to the most horrid terrible stories #then immediately shifting to a hello fresh or nord vpn ad #like i get it you need your bag and all #but it's somewhat hard to listen to your pitch when you just told me how some dude de-skeleton'd a guy

[landgraabbed]

still in morrowind hell (also ik it’s not the same daedric artifact at all but getting moon and star never fails to remind me of this masterpiece)

#p #hope ur all good!!! annie's coming this friday 'm so fdjdsDSJDSDF excited i love her so much #vvardenfell wandering #nammu got really lucky and got nearly full ebony when clearing out a daedric shrine #merarii did illunibi yes she got corprus she got cured we barely managed kogoruhn bc i ran out of potions #cave of the incarnate is truly one of the most profound moments in gaming for me #i truly think the writers at bethany esda were on to something when they had you as an outlander introduced by the emperor of cyrodiil #to present yourself as maybe the nerevarine and that together with the state of vvardenfell as a whole during the game is such #*an interesting exploration of colonialism you very rarely see in gaming #and it's cool because for all i rag on skyrim for how it handles the main quest those two games explore those themes and more and more #i find the civil war in skyrim (the actual war not the questlines) is so interesting and the way people discuss it so fervently even #ten years on #(my personal stance: i am staunchly anti empire i could never support the empire but at the same time i dearly wish i could support #skyrim's independence in order to preserve the scraps of old culture you see like that man who still worships kyne #without supporting ulfric and what he stands for and the hypocrisy of skyrim belongs to the nords when the markarth incident is a thing that #happened. it's just sad to see how the empire so successfully took that from the nords) #(i still think ulfric is one of the best written characters in skyrim he's just a tool i hate him lmfao) #but yeah. meeting the false incarnates hearing the stories of their demise. being able to openly state you just want to figure out what's #going on and maybe free the sleepers from dagoth's anti chim fuckery. yes. gimme that. #anyways merarii solved julan's whole fuckery they're engaged and she's working on taking down sixth house bases and becoming hortator #also i gave up on the long dark for now bc forlorn muskeg just. broke me #picked dragons dogma on the switch and i'm really diggin that rn

[nulfaga]

i feel like we never should have let the tes devs divide humans into subraces for their video game it's done nothing for society it's caused woe and indignity i think it's melted brains even

#it's nords redguards and imperials having fundamentally different lore origins and creation myths #it's c*melw*rks telling you to roll a redguard character by using a mongolian name generator and just finding something that #fits the general vibe... #it's taking this already shit framework and cowering from the consequences and not addressing it ingame or anywhere else #like in a sea of whitewashed fanart and incredibly insensitive oc writing i can't even really blame anybody #because a property that has a 5 year old child's understanding of race is going to foster a community that collectively has #a 5yr old's understanding of race #anyway this isn't abt anything specific i'm just like. tired of the doublethink of it all #i'm having a highlight reel where it's just all the stupid dumb bullshit i've seen tes fans do and say between 2017 and now <3

[the-skooma-den]

If I continue with the au thats like, tes but its a funny animal world then eventually ill have to confront the fact that broadly all the species are very roughly to scale in those.

Which means no matter how I slice it razum-dar would be one of the tallest characters

#skooma rambles #as of rn im kinda between most of a race being one sorta kind of animal #so breton as various kinds of rats and mice for example #and altmer as wolves and other canines #OR making it so its more along the lines of like #bosmer are all like jungle animals and bretons are all farm animals and nords are more viking associated animals #but idk how well thatll work because theres still the khajiit and argonians to think about and their more the first one #idk whose knows how much ill actually draw its just fun to think about #feel free to give me suggestions #also #razum-dar #razum dar #cause i cant forget this started with my boy #and tall raz feels cursed but funny

[smolsaltypan]

What if all the weird shaped puffy straw hair characters are just people with brushed out curls

#skyrim #listen.....due to my tiktok obsession i have recently learned i have curly hair #it used to be hella fluffy every time i brushed it #still gets fluffy if i comb it out dry but thats mine own fault #anyway what if? what if these ppl are walking around like theyre in princess diaries before the makeover? #what if they dont have access to stuff to take care of their curls? or they just dont gaf and use the tools they have? much to think about #speaking of curls its weird that all the kids in skyrim have nord models but the two kids i have are blaise a breton i think? and #alesan the redguard. they both look like potatoes in game and i would massacre tamriel for them

[darthyolk]

I've noticed know that Vex in the flagon uses s,wit and fetcher as insults which points to a dunmer influence, and the only other dunmer in the guild that I remember are Karliah and Gallus? There could be dead ones of course but it does make me wonder where she picked them up

#riften is close to windhelm of course so its probably just refugees living in the east of skyrim spreading the language #but there might be little breadcrumbs hanging around........ #GOD this is the thing with skyrim era bethesda isnt it #why she out here using dunmer insults #😭 #ALSO #Vex is like the only person that I remember that does this in all of skyrim?? #that'd be a cool detail yknow nords picking up velothi IF IT WASNF JUST THE ONE CASE WITH NO DETAILS TODD

[wikagirl]

my spreadsheet says that I don't have enough coin rn so I'll go farm some more septims and then I'll get the last two houses!!

Also: I had to install a mod so I can buy the one in windhelm without needing to do the civil war quest because fuck both of the sides you can choose. The impiral army are just puppets of an oppressive regime and the stormcloaks are literally just US american white supremacists but with a viking-fantasy paintjob to them and I don't want to be part of any of their bullshit.

All I had to do was solve the murder and help 5 people and now the house is miiiine

#like literally skyrim used to belong to the snow elves before the first nords came from a continent from the north and took their land #and enslaved and murdered all of them and the ones that got away ended up getting enslaved and blinded by the dwemer #and are now known as the falmer #the language the stormcloaks use is literally the same as the “proud americans” when they talk about how that is actually their land #and they liberated it from the “uncultured savages” because god gave that land to them to take for their own or what ever #If the civial war wasn't optional for the most part I'd probably join the imirials tho #because even tho they're controlled by the thalmor at least the soldiers and general actually seem to have the good of the people in mind #so if the thalmor should push their bs too far I think it's very realistic that the army might turn on them instead #where as the stormcloaks are mainly just........racist guys with anger issues