#the Orsum

[arktazia]

AND DARLING, COPPER TASTES FUCKING DIVINE.

(arc, 2022)

#art #photography #poetry #writeblr #original writing #butch writer #writers of tumblr #lgbtq #lesbian #my writing #dewey does #orsum #blood tw

[videostak]

Listened to hard days night i know its not a radical opinion and lame af to say but like wow that album is so great. Idk kraftwerk is better obv buuuut i rly like hard days night its rly great consistently. After that i put on the 1989 get back bootleg cd but turned it off cause i didnt wanna listen to beatles all night so i put on diamond life by sade which was orsum then rn im listening to younger than yesterday by the byrds so great albums all night!

#might listen to get back after i just dont care that all the slow gay paul songs are frontloaded in the back

[haaafan]

LOOKOUT LANDING IS JUST THE MIDDLE PART OF HYRULE SETTLEMENT OMGGGGGG. no listen everytime i was on totk social media and id read lookout landing i was like is this some city i missed out in in hebra orsum. Since i havent checked out the landing base out there yet. But brotherrrr lookout landing is just english for whatever the hell it is on my nintendo switch’s language setting which is unfortunately not English bcs we gotta be sharing

[intersectional-intersectionality]

#believewomen #believevictims

Remember, women would never lie about domestic abuse or rape...

#believewomen #beliebers #believesurvivors #still believe women? #believe no one #sarah jane Parkinson #don't be Dan Jones #pathological liar #female privilege #the Orsum

[spideykey]

Polo G - Who Run It Freestyle | @shotbytimo

#orsum

[killtcmcrrcw-a-blog]

all  these  fragile  pissbabies  cryin  about  the  makeup  removal  app  like  give  me  a  break  lmao

#💀┋*ᴅɪssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇs ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴇᴍᴏ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛs ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴏ* ❜ ( OUT. ) #( im actually wheezin #if a DUMB APP constitutes as 'violent misogyny' that's just proof that sexism is now so minuscule that they have to #bitch about PHONE APPS #when shit like this has ALREADY EXISTED for so long im actually. fucking losing my mind. #im crying. im so glad both gary orsum and sh0eonhead covered this shit it gave me. a great laugh )

[theangrypokemaniac]

Alola Forms don't make sense.

Exeggutor they focus upon, prod and poke in the classroom, solely because its mutation is the single example of logic in the olid morass.

It's become an unwieldy coconut tree, but excessive heat kills plants quicker than provoking a growth spurt.

Plus it's gone from Grass and Psychic to Grass and Dragon.

Why?

It's based on the dragon tree.

How is that applicable to the situation?

Why would Exeggutor's body, sensing the sweltering surroundings, think to itself:

This calls for a type change. I know: Dragon!

It would only be of use if, as in real life, dragons always breathe fire, thus possess supreme resistance to avoid auto-immolation.

Except that in this world, dragons aren't Fire Pokémon, thus it is pointless.

The sun nurtured its secret Dragon powers.

By 'secret' you mean nonexistent before the Seventh Generation.

Not much point in having 'hidden talents' if they're usable only in a specific point on the globe.

I could take it that Exeggutor's brain boiled like the egg it once was, with Psychic abilities atrophied...

Eh? You mean Alola both destroys and creates magic minds?

It's because of its diet.

But for the fact that Raichu now has them instead.

What, those special floating berries no one else ever consumed?

What really helps is natural endurance, something to aid a Pokémon's survival in the Alola climate.

The most obvious ploy would be for all of 'em to transform into Fire-types. No element is better equipped to thriving there.

How is flying through the air, levitating on his own tail, a response to the tropics?

How does this combat horrible conditions?

If you've got an inferno in yer innards a little excess warmth from the outside won't prove too taxing.

But no:

It goes to a hot country, for which it is suited, and its method of adaption is to develop a weakness instead!

Oh, but it probably lives in the snowy mountains.

You mean a Fire Pokémon, on arrival, decides the best thing is to deeply inconvenience itself by scaling the local peak, risking freezing to death, just waiting for blessed alteration?

Vulpix in Alola becomes Ice!

How did the first example there know it'd happen?

Come on Vulpix! Time to evolve! I spent me life savings on a Fire Stone! Oh...

And Ninetales is a Fairy, as if that boosts its chances.

What part of a suffocating island chain encourages the flourishing of more ethereal qualities?

Maybe if Ice, it cools yer down. The heliocentric Hell hole is taking its toll on the rest, but you exude chilly relief.

Why is it still furry then? Those tails are burden enough.

The other category with an inbuilt sturdiness is probably Ground. A habitat of molten earth and arid wastelands render one accustomed to baking beneath unforgiving weather.

Marowak had the right idea, following my advice and turning Fire, but he lost Ground in the process.

How is that an improvement?

Sandshrew and Sandslash converted to Ice and Steel, both of which melt in flames!

Why would sand on floor, in the trees, in the air even, blown to town by beach-skimming sirocco winds, wear away the Ground in him?

Absurdly, as a Ghost, seems the evolution rites are now so traumatic to a Cubone it dies on the way.

What kind of madness is this?

That's nice, innit? Kick 'im when he's down!

Diglett's sprouted a few comb-over strands and Dugtrio grows a full mane.

Of course it does. Everyone knows hair follicles are stimulated into overdrive by sweating.

Yeah, ones it didn't have in the first place.

And whilst Exeggutor's extra height is the feasible result...

Geodude and its evolutions not only lose their protective Ground type in favour of redundunt Electric, they all have jumbo eyebrows and hairy heads, arms and top lips.

That's the iron filings attracted to his new magnetic aura.

Rattata and Raticate sport moustaches whilst being fried in the fur by a heat-absorbing black coat.

Apparently the sensible thing to do when faced with burning skies is give oneself greater susceptibility to its draining effects.

Good job, now it's worse off.

What's the other aspect of this equatorial location?

The blinding, omnipresent light.

Well Rattata and Raticate, exposed to the sheer incandescent force, naturally bowed to convention to become Dark, the obvious reaction.

That's how you survive the furnace of Alola.

It might do. Perhaps changing to Dark is like a tan. Your body protects itself with it to limit the damage of the sun's rays.

Of course it is, and they kindly arranged themselves in limited amounts as manly additions, rather than coat him in a thousand spikes all over like a sea urchin.

Absolute blackness is bound to block out much of the harm.

And the facial hair? What assistance is that providing? And what of everyone else?

Grimer and Muk also went Dark, which is what happens should you leave the gloomy, nocturnal, poisonous factorial pit of Gringey City for the fresh air and clean beaches of Alola.

New shades of sludge are down to all the interesting variety of refuse it consumes.

What, a load of scotch pancakes?

Oh-oh! I knew arrogant Alola held a supreme fondness for praising itself, but now they've the nerve to claim better junk than us!

Yeah, it ain't just enchanted fruit, Alola is so orsum even its trash is superior to ours, since it produces coloured effects.

Either that or locals use a lot of industrial-strength synthetic dyes, more than they choose to let on.

Reminds me of the Good Old Days in the North when children would play by the canal, fall in, and come out blue, and no one thought anything of it at the time.

One wonders why every living thing isn't Ice and Dark, give that these types apparently work wonders for the host.

At least Rattata, Grimer etc. kept their original types.

Meowth and Persian were so consumed by the miasma of overflowing darkness they stopped being Normal altogether.

That's right, and the crushing gravitational weight of those wormholes bursting out all over squeezed their heads until permanently disfigured.

Anyone else recall that Meowths are naturally quadrupedal, being cats, and that our Meowth achieved his rear-legged stance only from a year's worth of strain, beatings, failure and agony?

Yet Alola Meowth gets it handed to him effort-free, with the achievements of ours diminished in the process.

Here we are then: a land of simmering sultry pressure causes foreign Pokémon to become Ice (cold, hard, unfeeling), whilst its constantly illuminated and long days made 'em Dark (crafty, self-serving, evil).

And so hirsute, like they're desperate for disguise, however much they suffer in the process.

After all, when incest is not only legal, but obligatory, what won't you condone?

Did we complain? No, because we were glad of what we had then. Not like kids today.

What exactly lurks beyond the superficial, ever-grinning, unblinking façade of Alola?

Something's gotta be going on behind the plastic smiles to encourage such a bizarre trend.

#Pokémon #Alola #Exeggutor #Raichu #Vulpix #Ninetales #Sandshrew #Sandslash #Marowak #Diglett #Dugtrio #Geodude #Graveler #Golem #Rattata #Raticate #Grimer #Muk #Meowth #Persian

[trashamemnon]

So my friend and I decided to conjugate “oreo” for no reason... 

It’s orsum (pun intended).

We don’t know what we’re doing.

#oreos #shitpost #lingua latina #augustus #gaius octavius thurinus #rome #ancient rome #classics #tagamemnon #latin language #latin fandom #latin #latin memes

[snapheart1536]

Bad Arguments

Mary I

Injustice!

Within five years Mary lost Calais, failed to beget an heir and tainted Catholicism forever with her own hardline zealotry.

Within five DECADES Elizabeth stabilized the Church, won a legendary naval victory and inspired the flowering of art, music and literature that defined her glorious reign.

On came the founding of America and England restored: from the bankrupted, ridiculed outcast into a wealthy, budding superpower; its queen venerated as a legend and a goddess in her own lifetime.

In other words: The Golden Age.

But despite tenures of the exact same length and equally impressive achievements, somehow only Elizabeth got the the big ol' fancy memorial.

It's an Injustice man!

Ain't it the truth? It must be that Wicked Protestant Propaganda to blame.

Well, technically, they're side-by-side under Westminster Abbey, but the victim narrative don't wanna hear that.

Let's pretend both rest inside the tomb, where one coffin atop the other, and Mary at the bottom, since she, y'know, died first, is a deliberate insult.

Yeah. Obviously once Elizabeth died they should've dug Mary up, stuck her dripping old corpse on the sideboard, then slung it back in the hole all jumbled up and falling apart, BUT in pride of place and above That Bitch, which is The Important Thing.

That's what a True Humanitarian would've done, not like dirty Protestant scum leaving her in peace.

So there's poor Mary, crushed beneath Elizabeth (fat bitch), mighty legacy reduced to a paltry plaque whilst the barren crone stews in gaudy myth-making.

After all she did for us, man!

Praising success is just so vulgar, doncha know. REAL intellectuals worship failure.

Yet Mary was buried with a respectful Catholic service, meaning Elizabeth honoured her sister's beliefs despite knowing she'd never be granted the same.

Not when predeceasing Mary means getting dumped in a mass grave amongst Anne's bones, but it's downright unforgivable Elizabeth didn't do more.

A Deesunt Yoomun Been would've thrown herself on that funeral pyre. BUT OH NO!!! Bitch was just cold inside.

Most Bad Arguments for Mary exist as snide attacks on Elizabeth, but it's James's 'fault' here for commissioning twin tombs for her and Mary Stuart, thereby honouring both his spiritual and biological mothers.

Eevul Protestants erasing Catholics AGAIN!

I never hear any moaning that a foreign, deposed monarch is revered in England far and above one of its own anointed queens.

Yeah...but Mary Stuart's Catholic and tried to kill Elizabeth, so she's cool.

But what about all the Wicked Protestant Propaganda stirring up HATE for these gentle Papist innocents?

Clearly the only possible reason Bloody Mary's been snubbed is this all-powerful cult of heaving nutters blinding the masses to Her Truth.

So it really was nice of 'em, NOT desecrating Mary Stuart's tomb, or indeed all the resting places of previous Catholic kings.

Ooooh, but it's coming brother. Any day now.

Yeah, but joke's on them.

Bastards are so busy keeping a good woman down they don't even make a fuss of Edward VI, the first of the filthy breed to get his mitts on the crown, even when he very much would've been their hero if he'd just grown up and burnt everyone.

He so would I tells thee!

It's like short reigns get overlooked or something.

And I'd be careful slinging blame about considering Mary never moved Katherine of Aragon to more exalted ground.

Obviously the only explanation is she hated her guts and was well jel, not because running the country took precedent.

Nah, Elizabeth's should do that too, whilst her own mother's still stuffed in an arrow chest under a chapel floor.

Seems to me that Mary fans are never bloody happy.

One minute they're moaning about her 'erasure' and all these chancers taking credit for the very orsum stuff she did.

Yet bring up the Three Hundred, and it's non-stop complaining about her getting remembered TOO MUCH and anyway yer doin' it wrong.

Whaddya want from me here, love?

#Mary I #Elizabeth I #Bad Arguments

[maydaymadier]

the first rule of worldbuilding is to make a deity of life and another of death and they have to be gay for each other

#my post #yes this is abt Orsum and Hecare

[arktazia]

“So blinded you have become.

The rage which consumes you,

it has other things to eat.”

(arc, 2022)

#art #poetry #writeblr #traditional art #original writing #painting #dog #dewey does #orsum #this is painted on my office door lol #thought i may as well share on here too #writers of tumblr #writers and poets #writers community #creative writing #lgbtq #lesbian #butch #butch writer

[videostak]

got back tekken 4 today and my friend also let me borrow metal gear solid 2 which is orsum cause im long overdue on playing those games but i dont wanna play that obv without playing the first one so i just ordered the first one so its gonna be p cool to play them both :D wanna sorta sort out my mind by the time it arrives so i can jusst play thru it cleanly:D

[thisizsoeeppickyoogetmee]

SURCULZ

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In conclusion, the meaning of life cannot be defined by anyone or anything, be it the lifes work of long deceased philosophers or the actions of the worlds most purposed people. While this may cause confusion and dissatisfaction for some people, others, including me, find it comforting that none of us, even those who follow religious texts, have a clearly defined purpose and that it is up to us and the societies we are part of to determine our futures. Douglous Adams famously said in his best selling novel "a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" that, and I paraphrase, 'The meaning of life is 42'. This is used in a way to explain that the only questions that can really be answered conclusively are mathematical and scientific, and the philosophical, political, and existential questions that we ask others and ourselves on a regular basis are for us to ponder and consider as we traverse the complicated landscape of life in this modern age of tedium and discovery.

[chrissignore]

Most the women I’ve known over the years - all of whom just friends! - are orsum each in their own way. For me, kindness and feelings always come before appearance. And yet I do have a fondness for these traits in particular B-)

#Chris Signore #My Art #Character Designs #Women #Girls #Glasses #Redheads #Afros #Curly Hair #Braided Hair #Tall Girls #Girl Power!

[haimmedia]

Channel Awesome CEO Mike Michaud Resigns

By Chanel Orsum

Channel Awesome CEO, Mike Michaud, has announced his resignation from the site in a Facebook post.  Michaud has been at the receiving end of multiple allegations from former and even current employees.  In response to the allegations, Michaud wrote the following:

“Dear fans,

As leader of the greatest website in the world, I have achieved a lot.  I have built a metaphorical wall to stop people reviewers from outside Chicago out of the site.  I have successfully invested other people’s money into shows which were a huge success even if that can’t be proven.  I have been very good to our female contributors, very good.  You won’t find anyone nicer.  In recent weeks, and by recent weeks I mean years, accusations have come out against me and my minions Doug and Rob Walker.  These accusations are absolutely untrue which is why Channel Awesome has in no way tried to refute them.  But because I am such a nice guy, I am resigning from my position at Channel Awesome.  While I am not going to apologise and leaving won’t resolve the issues the Walker’s have been involved in, it will hopefully get the site more views.  I am not writing this as a publicity stunt but secretly making money off the website, I am definitely resigning entirely.

I would also like to announce that I am running for presidency in 2020.  I have been informed that I am well-suited to the role.  My fantastic economic management, consistency with rules, equal treatment and kindness to women makes me a perfect candidate to run America.

Thank you for your money. Regards, Mike Michaud (aka That Guy Without The Hair)”

#channel awesome #changethechannel #channel aweful #Mike Michaud #Doug Walker #Rob Walker #Nostalgia Critic #That Guy With The Glasses

[9jabreed]

Orsum – “Suzanna”

After years of intensive writing and recording of diverse sounds, Orsum finally comes through with his debut single titled ‘Suzanna’.  Orsum is a blend of different varieties of sounds – Afrobeat, RnB, Highlife and any other genres of music one can think of. In his words “I am not a one-sided musician or listener, and I think that’s the reason why I am dissimilar when it comes to making music”. …

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