#the absolute greatest

[letsgetmessi]

My favourite thing is people appreciating Lewis (how great he is and all) and giving him his flowers whilst he’s still here.

#personally I don’t think there will be another driver like him for years to come. #the absolute greatest #lewis hamilton

[whatelsecanwedonow]

FOR ALL MANKIND S03E10 | Stranger in a Strange Land

#For All Mankind #forallmankindedit #tvedit #userbbelchers #cinemapix #filmtvdaily #chewieblog #Molly Cobb #Sonya Walger #mine* #😭😭😭 #the absolute greatest #for all mankind spoilers

[lucatea]

This is me because of you

Thank you so much

Same dude. I got Feral boys on the brain 24/7.

You’re welcome

#i love all of u sm #i just want to squish you #and hug you #y’all are the best #the absolute greatest #im cryng #you all are so wonderful

[eldestnightwingsyndrome]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

#k rambles #bet it’s absolutely madness #queen elizabeth #greatest hits

[st-hedge]

I’m going to give no context and just post this shoddy comic strip about Ganondorf’s nightmare

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #loz totk #ganondorf #link #totk spoilers #in some way #ganlink #this has absolutely nothing shippy about it #but I don’t want people to misunderstand what I’m about #I love it when they are each others worst nightmare #and greatest blessing #anyway #sleep paralysis link

[sophsun1]

Community – 3.17: Basic Lupine Urology

#userbbelcher #community nbc #cinematv #cinemapix #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #userrobin #userrlaura #chewieblog #userstream #dailyflicks #usersitcom #usermandie #usergiu #tvarchive #underbetelgeuse #one of the greatest episodes of television #absolute genius #1k

[turtleblogatlast]

Imo the most impressive thing Leo’s done is hold this pose for as long as he did while covered head to toe in gold paint:

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #if you’ve ever had to wear body paint that stuff can be UNCOMFORTABLE #AND to hold that pose for so long - not moving a muscle even when they first started falling? #as humorous as this is it is no joke highly impressive #I also love the implication that they disguised Leo SO FAST that Big Mama JUST finished with item 1 #this is why Leo grows to become the worlds greatest ninja #bro’s dedication to subterfuge is godly #also #Leo 🤝 Mario: being painted gold and tricking the villainess into thinking you’re a statue #side note but in this same episode leo makes a comment about being betrayed by his brothers all the time in a happy tone #and I wonder if that’s part of where his love for epic betrayals comes from #or if his bros partially did those betrayals because they know he likes them #also also #nearly all of Leo’s absolute best moments are contained within episodes that feature either Hueso or especially Big Mama #and I find that interesting #ALSO also also #Karai and Big Mama both embody different aspects of Leo’s key character traits and in this essay I will- #side note but as I mentioned in the notes LEO WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD CHEERLEADER AND SPECIFICALLY A FLYER #bc here’s the thing he has literally all the marks of a good one - the main one being what he shows HERE #the ability to LOCK HIS POSITION #plus his affinity for showmanship like #AND his literal JOB AS A MASCOT??? #let my guy be a cheerleader plz #he and Mikey both would be so good at it

[craqueluring]

trying to explain hannibal to someone is so funny because like. yeah hannibal did try to saw will’s skull open and eat his brain because he thought that the skull sawing and brain eating would help him forgive will for lying to him.. listen, he was being manipulated, okay? and he was provoked by will trying to kill him with a knife in the uffizi gallery in broad daylight (because he was afraid that if he didn't kill hannibal he would become him) before he got sniped in the shoulder by hannibal’s aunt’s handmaiden. and that was also kinda in retaliation for hannibal killing will's beloved daughter figure in front of him and gutting him and leaving him and his two other friends for dead. but that was in retaliation for will lying to him about killing someone and trying to get him arrested. but that was in retaliation for hannibal framing will for 6 murders that were actually hannibal's (including the fake murder of the previously mentioned daughter figure) and convincing him he actually did them but just didn't remember it. and made everyone else around him believe that too (but he did that because he loves him. theyre in love btw). and like yeah will did send someone to kill hannibal while he was in prison but that was in retaliation for hannibal killing will's friend. and yeah hannibal did send someone to kill will in retaliation for will sending someone to kill hannibal but will killed that guy and liked it and flirted with hannibal while he was washing the blood off his hands. so its fine because theyre cute. and in love. and yeah will did break up with hannibal after the skull sawing was interrupted by them getting kidnapped by the dude hannibal manipulated into killing will's biological child in utero, but hannibal turned himself in and got himself arrested so will would always know where he was. isnt that cute. and like yeah hannibal did send someone to kill will's wife and child of three years but like. he did it because he loves him. and will ended up breaking him out of prison after that. and then they threw themselves off a cliff together. aren't they adorable? theyre so in love. trust me. romance is alive and well.

#now THATS reciprocity #this show makes me sound absolutely unhinged to EVERYONE around me #whatever #this is so long but its funny to me #pluto speaks #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #plutos greatest hits

[charlieconwayy]

Remember your reckless spontaneity. That's the best part of you, and the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Besides mom. I know my own life.

#bmwedit #cory matthews #shawn hunter #cory x shawn #boy meets world #* #can't believe i actually used a gmw quote for anything but imo that's the only relevant thing to come out of gmw #this photoset is a 'cory was in love w shawn and conformed to heterosexuality' #like anyone that does not watch these moments (and 98% of the show lbr) and think cory is in love w shawn is absolutely wild #otp: greatest thing to ever happen to me

[frillyfacefins]

It actually makes perfect sense that Ozzie is into consent. He‘s a demon, after all.

Let me explain.

If you think about it, there aren‘t actually many stories of either demons or fairies or any other kind of trickster ever forcing humans into anything.

They are going to fuck you over, sure, but they usually let YOU make a mistake first.

They bargain, goad you on, trick you.

The devil builds a bridge, he doesn‘t just abduct your firstborn. The fairies put food in front of you, they don‘t force you to eat. Succubi feed off your sexual energy, they don‘t magically make you horny.

Sin/transgression/damnation has to be a choice to mean anything.

See also: Nearly every horror movie ever. If that kid hadn‘t gone into the creepy attic (literal transgression), he wouldn‘t be possessed. If the camp counsellors hadn‘t been either fucking or pranking people, they wouldn‘t be getting axed.

The snake couldn‘t just shove the apple into Eve‘s mouth while she was sleeping, either.

Of course a demon would be interested in having consent on all sides. That‘s more people sinning, after all.

(And for the few weirdos who use Raphael from bg3 as an example of how evil a real demon should be… What is his big thing again…? Starts with c, ends with ontracts…?)

#and we‘ll not even talk about how marriage only really became a sacrament around 1500 bc for the church every kind of sex was sin #and the fact we had to have sex to make more humans was one of the greatest calamities of human existence #even enjoying having sex with your spouse absolutely used to be a sin #seriously you guys should read some of the church fathers they‘re a riot #helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss ozzie

[jade-len]

so today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss.

okay look, i wasn't planning to at first and it's not like it was completely my fault. he wanted to read it!

i was showing him how badly they fucked up mu qingfang in the donghua by comparing it to the english novel design (he said that mu qingfang went from looking like a soft dilf to a predator registered on the epstein island list). and then, i showed him how different some of the other character designs were like gongyi xiao's ("he looks like he'd be a genshin character" -friend, to eng novel design) and luo binghe's ("lowkey, he kinda gives airbender vibes" -friend, to bunhe eng novel design)

so that was all i was gonna show him, nothing else. but after seeing them, he goes, "these designs actually look hella cool. what's the book called?"

now, do i:

A. tell him the name, eventually revealing that it's a danmei when he looks it up?

B. just straight up tell him that it's a danmei?

C: don't tell him the name just yet, spill the summary, get him interested, and tell him to not search anything up about it because there's heavy spoilers and it will reveal them the moment he types it up on the search bar

i go with C, obviously.

me: so, basically, some guy named shen yuan transmigrates into an incel harem male power fantasy novel where the protagonist, luo binghe, has hundreds of wives. thing is though, the guy pretty much took over the body of binghe's teacher he had when he was a teenager, who turns out to be a really scummy dude. and now he has to be nice to him so that the protagonist doesn't rip off his limbs and put him into a pickle pot in the future to suffer for eternity.

friend: that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

me: yes it is, and you should read it. it's like. my favorite novel at the moment. but don't search up anything about it because people spoil that shit. i'll let you borrow my novel

friend: nah don't worry, i'll just pirate it

friend: wait. does it have pictures?

me, my plan coming together: yeah, it has pictures. buuut, when you pirate it, it doesn't. trust me dude, i tried and was severely disappointed. plus, the physical copy is so much better

friend: fuck yeah ok thanks

me: hold on though. i'll text you later to see if my friend who's borrowing it rn is done reading it

he's hyped. he's excited. he craves a good book and a good transmigration interpretation. he's especially happy about the fact that it takes place in a chinese setting with cool powers and an actual good main character. "this sounds so good, god i wanna read it so bad."

i tell him that binghe is actually adorable, too. that it's pretty much found family! my friend then asks if shen yuan adopts him and becomes a father figure or something.

and i said "yes". you know, like a liar. (the father figure part probably isn't a lie though)

now i'm gonna give him the novel tomorrow! of course, i'm gonna cover the chapter 2 bunhe sexual awakening scene with washi tape and say that my baby cousin (sorry baby cousin, you would never <\3) scribbled all over that paragraph with her markers, and since i'm a neat book freak, i put washi tape and just wrote the scene! i don't know if that's really all too believable, but he didn't seem to care that much. just a simple "if my baby cousin did that to my book i would punt them into the sun"

i think what'll be more hilarious is the fact that you can't really tell that svsss is a BL. especially not volume 1. there's like, only a few lines indicating, but if you remove the baby binghe sexual awakening scene then you probably won't be able to know (...if you don't really read romance or anything. idk he's kinda dense anyways). so let's hope he gets attached and has a slow descent into the homo before i drop svsss vol 2 on him!

ok anyways i'll update you guys later with a reblog. maybe in about two or three days lol

(also don't worry, we already fuck around with each other on a daily basis like this. he's already tricked me into reading some manga i was unprepared for, and i thought that it'd be funny to mess around with him using svsss this time lol)

#greatest prank ive ever donee i think #manipulation 100 fr #absolute tomfoolery #am i a bad friend for this? perhaps. is it hilarious? definitely. #this is truly the most moment of all time #svsss #mxtx svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

[adobe-outdesign]

A new Pokemon TCG set just dropped (Obsidian Flames), which means it's time to share a select amount of beautiful art with y'all

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon tcg #pokemon cards #outdesign posts things #I am hellbent on getting my hands on gloom as soon as I clear up a few other things on my buy list #absolutely stunning #greatest hits

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

did Wally know that apples can be eaten. did it thoroughly freak him out when he unexpectedly learned. important questions

he is traumatized:

#im imagining that wally saw his first apple and went #'oh!!! its so lovely it surely must be anything other than food!!!' #anyway this is alternatively titled top ten anime betrayals #they say isildur keeping the ring was the greatest betrayal in film history #they are WRONG #it is the episode where barnaby eats an apple in front of wally #absolutely devastating. how will he recover #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #maybe i drew barnaby too big. but also maybe i Didnt

[stranger-awakening]

One Piece Episode 102 / Episode 377

"I might not have the same bounty on my head as Luffy at the moment, but I swear to you that I'm destined to become the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. Surely that must be worth something."

#one piece #zolu #i've been thinking a lot about how zoro's dream and luffy's are intertwined in his head and have been for a long time #like he's going to be the world's greatest swordsman For the king of the pirates and those two things will happen relatively simultaneously #and how he absolutely thought he was going to die in thriller bark for realsies but he'd rather that than the alternative #he'd rather give up his own dream Permanently if it meant luffy didn't have to lose his #that alabasta conversation lives in my head rent free btw that was so gay of him #anyways please ignore where you can see that i painfully tried to spot heal all the netflix stuff out of the screenshots lmao #i had to chop up the thriller bark conversation a little to make it fit in my four panel format obviously its longer than this #oh and quotes taken from the dub specifically which i know varies just slightly from the manga and probably the sub too #a:one piece #ship:zoro x luffy #mine

[irlwakko]

mom phineas and ferb are throwing a pride parade

#they would they absolutely would #phineas and ferb #nobody in the dwampyverse is cishet. nobody not a soul #no cops at pride just owca #pastel's greatest hits

[aardwoof]

i wish more people in the hazbin fandom were homestucks man

it’s so glaringly obvious to me that vox has the BIGGEST pitch crush on alastor

#in other news #husk and angel dust are moirails #alastor and lucifer were pitch-flirting in hell’s greatest dad #only to be interrupted by mimzy accidentally becoming their auspistice #tho alastor waa definitely just leading lucifer on #mr ace in the hole #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #vox #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #i am absolutely tagging it that even if it’s one-sided #hazbin hotel #homestuck #kismesissitude #side note that picture took 23 minutes to edit #love it when the fill tool doesn’t work properly