Barry: *venting to Taako about not knowing what to get Lup for their anniversary or her birthday or whatever*

Taako: ... *looks up from phone/new stone of farspeech that’s basically a phone/idk* wait, who?

Barry: ALSKDKJDKDKDHSKSJ-*falls over and has a complete and utter conniption fit*

Taako: Sorry, I wasn’t listening; who were you just talking about?

Barry: D8 D8 D8... *slowly crawls up to Taako, grabbing his collar or whatever and wheezing*

Barry: N̷̢̟̹̭͋E̶͙͎̱̮̹̅͛̇̀͗͐V̸̡͉͈͍̿̿E̸̛͙̜̿̈͝Ṛ̸̡̣͙̼͙̈́̒ ̷̪̥͙̐̓͝S̸͈̦͈͎̰̙̄Ǎ̵̰̑Y̴͉̆̈ ̶̥̬̿̀̿̊̈T̸̳̳̐͆̋H̷̨̰̱͚̓͆̈́̈́A̵̠͉̜͔͕͑̔͠T̶̛̪́̽ ̶̢͔̦̯̻̋̏̎̕͜͠W̷̔̅́͜͝Ö̴̧̗͇̦̼̤́̂̀͝Ȑ̶͙̱̦̖̊́̉̑D̴͈͉̤͍͊̈̋̿̾͝ ̶͎̠̰̭̅̅̅̿̕W̶͎̞͖͂͜H̴̛̭̘̖̞͓̗͋͒É̶̪͍̠̂Ṉ̸̽͊̉́̕ ̵͈̱̫̣̯̇I̷̥͈̺̾̈́͋͋ ̸̧̟͊̀͘Ą̸̫̦͋̂̕M̸̨͓̳͎̌͂̽̇̚ ̷̬͂̓́͜T̵̙̃̎̾̎͝͝Ã̴̢̲̱̘͈̒̐̇͝L̸̨̯͓͛̏̕͝͝K̸̝̤̱̓͗Ĭ̴͎͓̲̼ͅN̸̤̖͊̉̉̚G̶̻͖͓̮̹͛͠ ̴̨̭͒͜A̵̙͚̖͑̔͒͌B̷͔̤̩͖͖́ͅO̵͚̳͊͌̿͒̈̈́Ų̵̜͐̒̑T̶̡̛̲͇̀͌̇̏͋ ̷̜̺͖̐͒̉̆́Ļ̵̱͎̀͒͊U̷̧͉̜͙̠̜̐́P̴͖̟̟̬̜̞̋̿̃͒͘ ̴̭̓̈͘͘E̵̼͙̮̫̗͛̔̔V̶̧̥̹͊͊̚͝ͅE̵͕͉͌̋͑̈̉R̴̨̭͕͚̼͚̆͑͗̀͝ ̶̢̮̬̐Ȧ̴̩̏̌̅͘G̸̗̥̓Ä̵̳́̊͋̂Ï̸̧̨̨͚̻͛̾̈́̓͝Ņ̵̻̠͇͈̒͒.̴̢̤̺͉͙͓͆

kravitz,,,,,, kravitz sir i love you 💍

*drops this like a hot potato*

I'm super shy to post any non OC art but I got into The Adventure Zone, finished Amnesty and am currently on my way to listen through Balance.

I really really rarely find myself enjoying drawing "canon" characters of any content but something about TAZ really activated my bravery to draw some non-OC content.

So I'm just throwing this out there,

Roswell and Taako from Balance

Indrid, Minerva, Ned and Aubrey from Amnesty.

“Bad news compadre, this place is magic as hell”

Taako Adventure Zone for today

(Taako design by tearsforfearss on TikTok)

wake up babe mbmbam 420 just dropped

12, if you’d be so good 💕

(12. We dated in high school but then you moved away but now you’re back in town)

“Taako?”

Taako freezes. There’s no way. That voice may sound familiar, but it can’t be. It’s just another customer wanting more fuckin’ Mountain Dew. But his heart threatens to jump right out of his chest and invent an extreme sport no one’s ever heard of before, and he nearly slaps his guest check pad over his ribs to keep the stupid thing in there. And he turns. 

And boy, it sure fucking is Kravitz. Taako could die. He might die, in fact. He could be dying right now, and who would know? Not him, certainly. 

“Kravitz??” 

Kravitz smiles at him sheepishly and waves from his little pathetic table for one. No boyfriend on this little trip with him, not that that means anything. Just a detail Taako’s going to stow away in his fucks piggy bank. He hasn’t ordered yet, probably waiting for Taako to notice him, and Taako uses the excuse to walk over like he isn’t experiencing cardiac supernova and smile an almost-real, not customer service smile. 

“In the flesh,” Kravitz says. He gestures at himself, at his nice, sharp suit, at his shoes that cost more than Taako’s made in tips all week. He looks like he’s done incredibly well for himself, and Taako’s still waiting fucking tables at his family’s restaurant. Fuck. “I can’t believe- it’s been what, seven years since I moved away?”

“Seven and a half.” But who’s counting. “I never expected you to come back to bumfuck nowhere. What brought you here?”

“Ah, well,” Kravitz tugs comically at his collar. “Business.” 

“Uhuh.” Taako folds his arms and grins. “Did you come here and visit this particular café because you thought there was a snowman’s dick’s chance in hell of seeing good ol’ Taako?”

“What can I say.” Kravitz can’t seem to think of a good excuse. “I was just- passing through, and- and I had hope for that snowman’s sex life, is all, and-” He coughs as he realizes the implications of what he’s just said, and Taako laughs and pours him some ice cold water with no ice, just like he likes it. Kravitz gratefully takes a sip, incredibly embarrassed. 

“Well. You found me. Not that I was lost. You’re the one who left.”

“My mama got a job at a different university,” Kravitz protests. “And I didn’t want to break your heart in slow motion, Taako, I couldn’t do that to you.”

“Long distance could have worked out for us, you don’t know that!” Taako instantly feels seventeen again, and he digs his nails into his palm trying not to sound like it. 

“Maybe so.” Kravitz’s sweet brown eyes are fully apologetic. “And don’t think I haven’t thought of you every day since.”

“So?” It’s hurt. He can’t keep the pain out. 

“So...I moved a little closer for my new job. And, um. Taako, I really hope I’m not distracting you from your, uh, your duties, I don’t want to hold up the process-”

“They can fucking wait. Say what you were going to say.” 

“Well.” Kravitz sips his water to stall, and Taako watches him sweat in real time. “What do you think about two full adults with jobs and cellphones trying...medium distance. Say, an hour away?” 

Taako fully hits him with his pad. 

“Ow!”

“Are you kidding me??” 

“No, I’m not!” 

It’s hard to breathe. 

“Fuck you!”

“Taako??”

“Of course I want to try! Shit! I still think about you every time I make ramen. God, or- or every time I hear our song on the radio- I can’t fucking believe you’re not taken, oh my god.” 

“I sort of was,” Kravitz whispers. “But then I had this chance. And he told me to take it.”

“I don’t think I’m allowed to kiss customers,” Taako says as stoically as he can manage. “But I get off in an hour.” 

“An hour’s not that much,” Kravitz points out. “Not that much at all.” Taako can’t stop smiling now. “Shit, what do you want to eat?”

“Maybe just some tater tots and one of those crazy brownie sundaes? To, to. To celebrate.” 

“You’re awful, I can’t believe this.” Taako’s on cloud nine, and his ladder is gone, gone, gone. “Coming right up.”  

NEW MBMBAM JUST DROPPED EPISODE 420

Taako looks good in purple💜 and blue💙

EVERYONE STFU MBMBaM 420 IS OUT

blupjeans is the only true girlboss x malewife ship i said what i said

grad mermen for your consideration. (moray eel, dolphin, coelacanth- had to reference it off acnh because im SO thalassophobic /Lh)

NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN DAYS LATER

ON APRIL TWENTIETH, TWENTY TWENTY-ONE

THE OFFICIAL, MBMBAM 420

YES MBMBAM 420 IS OUT

Griffin: ...as you sit up from these flowers, you catch a glimpse of yourself in the crystal. You are sweating up a storm, you look and feel a little feverish. There is one detail that really stands out. What color are Aubrey’s eyes?

Travis: Uh, they are... Brown. But in a kinda, like just a pretty light… you know, ahh.

Griffin: Okay.

Clint: Like a hazel, maybe?

Griffin: Sure.

Travis: Is hazel brown?

Griffin: I— I have no idea. Uh, okay, your left eye is that color. Your right eye is now this dark orange hue, with like a starburst of lighter orange just around the pupil. And you catch a glimpse of your new eye color in just this one large smooth facet of the crystal, and its new tint is nearly fading away in the gemstone’s brilliant orange expanse.

since tma has ended i am inevitably once again asking for podcast recs. queer narrative horror fiction is preferred but any good queer podcast recs are welcome, bonus points if there’s good humor! i’m tagging what i’ve already listened to/am planning on getting into. feel free to use this post as a free space to gush about your fav podcasts i’m desperate

Wake up babe new Crystal Kingdom gn art dropped. Also, yes I know gn Kravitz doesn’t have piercings however I’m legally obligated to draw any and all podcast characters with piercings

day 977: 

technically today is 4/20 but it’s not mbmbam.. 420... yet they havent posted today’s episode yet.....?

graduation is over :’’’)

[image ID: A digital drawing of a younger Magnus Burnsides with two brothers. Magnus, about 20, is in between the other two in his IPRE robe and jacket. He has light brown skin, a light scar over his left eye, and wavy dark brown hair that goes to shoulders with sideburns and stubble. To his left is a slightly older man, maybe early 30s, with slightly dustier hair pulled into a bun, a full beard, and a dark scar on his left shoulder, who is ruffling Magnus’ hair. To his right is a younger man, in his late teens with short curly hair, gripping Magnus’ shoulder and leaning in to blow his tongue in his face while Magnus tries to elbow him away. They’re all smiling with their eyes closed, and both of his brothers have their nails painted red. End ID.]

Yesterday I had the thought “Hey what if Magnus was a middlest brother?” And since then I have not known peace

Magnus design is from @mymelodykin :3

There will never be another Balance arc, learn to live with that.