#the anon inspired me

[shellxrls]

bestfriend!jj x fem!reader and they go to the beach and jj gets a boner from seeing u in a bikini

you’re practically prancing around the chateau with your tits spilling out of your bra, fabric struggling to accommodate and letting fat slip out and crease at the corners.

jj can’t help but go love-struck everytime he sees you, eyes immediately gravitating to your tits while he grows red in the face, letting out a dry cough and blaming it on ‘dehydration’ when he catches john b eyeing him for his pervy behaviour.

“dude c’mon,” john b groans, smacking jj in the chest and redirecting his attention, “it’s like you’ll see anything with tits and you can’t even bother to put it in your spank bank for later, at least have the decency to wait until she’s gone before you bust man.”

“dude, john b, i do not know what you’re talking about, i'm just admiring a beautiful woman right now,” jj defends, holding his hands up and shrugging in surrender.

“jj, you have half a fucking chub right now.”

jj’s head snaps downward, and he rushes to cover his dick, protectively placing two hand over his crotch before staring john b down.

the brunette sighs exasperatedly, “look, bro— you might as well just go jerk one out in the toilet right now, but don’t come back until you’re ready to stop creeping on her.” with that john b turns, dropping his head in his hands and leaving jj to stand there admittedly defeated.

#stop this is literally just a crack drabble atp 😭😭 #i’m giggling right this i have to show u guys the movie clip that inspired me #asks.ᐟ ⋆｡˚𖦹 #;anon #;concepts #jj maybank #jj maybank prompt #jj maybank obx #jj maybank concept #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank x reader smut #jj maybank smut #jj maybank x you #jj maybank outer banks #jj maybank blurb #jj maybank fanfic #jj maybank imagines #jj maybank fic #jj maybank one shot #obx jj maybank

[misc-obeyme]

(inspired by the barbatos makeup asks) imagine barbatos choosing which lipstick he should wear for the day, his choice being which lipstick he think would look best covered all over your face from his kisses

alsdfklsdfj anon how can you do this to me???

I'm so sorry. I had to write a drabble about this.

So here it is, Barbatos choosing his lipstick based on what would look best all over your face. There is making out and more is implied, but that's all. It's just a drabble but wow am I tempted to write full on smut about it lol.

GN!MC x Barbatos

Warnings: Uh... making out, implied further activity, lipstick? Does that last one need to be listed? I dunno.

Barbatos looks at the array of lipstick colors neatly lined up on his bathroom counter. Most of them are neutral colors, just enough to add a little something to his lips on regular days. He has a small group of other bolder colors that he keeps for special occasions.

There is no such occasion today. Not unless he counts the fact that you'll be coming over to the castle later. Something that he would not normally take into consideration. But he knows how things are likely to go and his mind won't stop flashing images of his lipstick against your skin.

Unable to stop himself, Barbatos reaches for one of his bolder colors. He applies it meticulously, forcing himself to focus on the task at hand rather than daydreaming about smearing it all over your face.

Barbatos goes through his day as he always does. He takes care of Diavolo, who mercifully doesn't comment on his butler's unusual choice of lipstick color. In fact, the only one who says anything about it at all is Asmodeus, which isn't surprising. He unleashes a little squeal before complimenting Barbatos on his choice and listing several recommendations he has for Barbatos to add to his collection.

For the most part, Barbatos is free to go about his day in peace, only allowing his mind to wander if he happens to catch his own reflection.

Before you arrive, he takes the time to touch up his face and hair, deliberately adding just a little more lipstick.

If you notice, you don't say anything. Barbatos makes you tea, but doesn't drink any himself. He doesn't want to mess up his carefully done lips by leaving marks across a teacup.

You say something about that, though. "You're not drinking any tea. Are you okay?"

Barbatos feels himself blush. "Forgive me, MC," he says. "You needn't be concerned. I simply-"

"You don't want to mess up your lipstick, huh?"

Barbatos's blush deepens. He stares at you in surprise, unable to respond at all. Was he really so obvious?

You put down your teacup and smile. "Waiting for me to mess up it for you, right?"

Barbatos is a very patient demon. He is able to remain calm and collected at all times. It seems the only thing that can cause him to act unexpectedly is this human. After spending the entire day attempting to suppress his thoughts of you, the remarks you make being so spot on breaks through the dam.

In moments, Barbatos has you pressed up against the castle wall. He presses his lips to your neck and pulls away to see the mark of his lips there against your skin. The sight of it causes heat to pool inside his gut, but he continues. He leaves a trail of lipstick along your neck and jaw until you finally catch his lips with yours.

Things get messy fast and he can taste the tang of his own lipstick when your tongue collides with his. You're gripping the back of his shirt with surprising strength and his hands on your hips squeeze hard in response.

With a gasp, Barbatos pulls away to breathe. He looks at you, slumped against the wall, mouth open, face and neck covered in that special shade he chose that morning.

Barbatos smiles fondly. "Just as I thought, this particular color compliments your complexion quite well."

Now you're the one blushing, but Barbatos isn't finished.

He tightens his hold on you even more and says quietly, "I would like to see how it looks decorating the rest of your body as well."

The next morning, Barbatos contemplates the line of lipstick colors once again. He was quite satisfied with the outcome of the previous day's choice. Your slumbering form still in his bed was a testament to that. And though he would choose one of his usual neutral colors for today, he knew that if he ever wanted to communicate to you his desires without speaking, he need only choose that same shade again.

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#what can I say I get inspired by Barbatos almost every time #and this lipstick thing is just getting to me omg #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #obey me barbatos x reader #om barbatos x reader #obey me x reader #x reader #anon asks #misc answers #misc writes

[samrut]

#[Made this crappy boopy gif edit -] #anon inspired me - someone make a better one lol #hetalia #gif #tw flashing #flashing #hws italy #hws germany #hetalia shit post

[riense]

I love how you draw lineart firstly and seeing you draw your tav is really cute- question is do they have a name or any lore :eyes:

When someone says you are cute :’’>

Hey, I want you to know, Anon, that your message was just on time. This week was…a little rough. And thinking about my Tav (as well as drawing him) was such a great distraction. Thank you!!

And yes, he has a name - Kyran. A lawful good paladin boi and an absolute sunshine for me. As always Im at a loss as to what to tell you about him. This happens to me every time someone asks about my OCs :’’D also i am at that point when I change his lore details few time a day ahahahhh

#didn’t know I am so exhausted until now #sorry Anon I am completely useless atm #but I am very grateful for your ask #you unknowingly inspired me to draw him and this kept me sane for past few days #✨💖✨ #replies #bg3 tav #my ocs #my art

[seattlesellie]

"turn around n'spread your ass"

You know, I would also like to be Ellie’s anal princess 👀👀👀

being her anal princess is the way to go omg. the way shed ease it in by circling your ass with her thumb first too, and you'd be so eager to have it inside already which would result in a little whine, begging for her to claim you there already, like, stat. she'd nod her head and chuckle and tease you for how tight you are. "mhm not quite there baby... gotta get ya ready, know how bitchy you get when it hurts"

#𓏲 ࣪₊♡𓂃 anon 🎀 #totes not inspired by gf #no cause i need her to tease me by repeating my moans

[trashpocket]

au inspired by flight risk where eddie's a celeb and steve is a boyfriend for hire 🥺

(eddie wants to see if the stalking and harrassment from fans and media stops but ends up LIKING liking steve, and doesnt know if steve tolerates him for himself or for his job

and steve ends up liking the eddie behind closed doors, who establishes boundaries with him and respects him, but he doesnt know if he could be loved back when he's just a business. a transaction. nothing more than bullshit Hshsjsjaiav)

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #hairmetal #AU #inspired by kleo and ayes #idk their @ here im so sorry T-T #and for those who've messaged me on anon #and my DMs #thanks for cheering me up #SOME PEOPLE CALLED ME DRAMATIC WHICH IS LIKE #REALLY FUNNY AND I CAN AGREE HAHAHAHAHAHA #but i am and i always need time to stay away from things before i get in the right headspace to deal with em later #thank you though #now have a piece of this as i slowly come back to #sanity

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

I mean, yeah, that's a sea monster capable of wiping out a ship and all, but that's also the same person Eclipse knows would cry over accidentally breaking his cookie jar and then tripping over their own tail on the way out. What are you on abt

Also

don't ever shit talk his little treasure. You fool. You moron.

Anyway, i got into sea monster brainrot, so that's probably what i'll be drawing for a while lmao

Please deal with me

Sea monster/pirate au by @bones-of-a-rabbit

#babbit hope you dont mind but you'll probably be getting fanart from me for a while #your aus really gave me a rush of inspiration from the depths of the void #thanks for that <3 #please deal with me #also #i love them #theyre scary but they also have half braincell #well sometimes at least #idk i just thought it was funny #anyway #dca fandom #fnaf eclipse #bones of a rabbit au #fnaf au #sea monster au #self insert #oc #with love - the sea monster anon thats no longer anon #please teach me how to properly draw your eclipse

[chloesimaginationthings]

I just wanted to let you know your art has really inspired me to draw and look at my art in a more positive light than I have in a long time. I've been drawing each day for the last week and a half and have noticed such an improvement. Your fun-loving art style has really made a difference for me and I'm sure many others.

Don't stop because you are making a bigger difference than you know.

THIS makes me so happy to hear! I wish I could reply to every sweet anon and comment like this, but just know I do read them all and take them all to heart 💜

Wishing you the best on your artist journey, and I hope to keep creating content y’all enjoy!

#ask reply #making the homies cry at the club #I hope I can make art fun #I’m honoured to be anyone’s ‘inspiration’ like genuinely #again tysm anon and to anyone else who’s sent me sweet comments or asks #really keeps me encouraged to keep drawing 😭

[comicgraphic]

my blade is lethal so long as i live

#comicedit #dcedit #dc #katana #tatsu yamashiro #yas kintsugi YAS UKIYO-E #putting that art education to good use! #hope u like it anon!! took me a while to find inspiration #listening to le sserafim inspired the kintsugi panel. werk. #i wanted to incorporate an ukiyo-e artwork in there that somewhat fit so i took her birds of prey history and ran w that hoe #i am thinking of doing a kenshi edit on my main. TRUST ill incorporate ukiyo-e into that too!! #request

[jeeaark]

I love greygold so much.... and you've inspired me to do my own half-orc playthru so thank you

One of us one of us one of us!

I'm so stoked to hear that, my fellow soon-to-be-half-orc-tav! Yesssss, All the half-orc adventures!

BOOSTING UP THAT HALF-ORC TAV STATS ONCE MORE AWWW YEEEAAAAHHHH

#inspired me to gif #never giffed on clip before how gif #a gif attempt #a gif gift if you will #no thank you anon #warms me heart up to hear it do #greygold

[kwillow]

A perfect scoundrel.

#inspired by anon's ask pointing me to the 1980s pride and prejudice adaptation... #this is loosely referenced off a screenshot of the miniseries' Mr. Wickham #with blonde 80s bouffant replicated to the best of my abilities #i meant to draw other things yesterday but I am easily distracted by the opportunity to draw Ambroys in little outfits... #ambroys #my draws #aasimar #angel #regency #dnd oc #and so on

[themistymountainscold]

So we all know the “crew makes a bet to see who can seduce Izzy” plotline. But. Imagine the comedy if this happens while Ouizzy is in a secret relationship

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE AMAZING FOR THIS!

lucius starts it by making a joke about how stuck up and tight izzy is, then they all start planning on "trying to seduce izzy" meanwhile frenchie and izzy are going to town

then frenchie finds out about it, and instead of getting upset or jealous he goes all in and is very confident he'll win.

LMAO IMAGINE HE TELLS IZZY. so then they are both in on it, and izzy starts flirting with frenchie back, in front of the others

fuck i just have to write this

#this just gave me so much inspiration omg #anon i love you #reading this back the words aint working #but that's okay it's just word vomit #i'll make it work #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #frenchie #frenchie ofmd #ouizzy #izzy x frenchie #frenchie x izzy #gay

[httpiastri]

girlie am I the only one who thinks that paul's love languages are physical touch and gift giving...

oh anon you're so right !!!!!!

paul loves to buy you gifts. he thinks it's his duty as a boyfriend, making sure you know he's always thinking about you, and that you deserve the entire world. he would probably buy the whole galaxy for you if he could. big significant, romantic things like flowers or jewelry, or just little things that reminds him of you when he's walking by stores. anything to see your face light up with joy as you open up a present, and to feel your hugs as you thank him.

speaking of hugs… he's definitely a big lover of physical touch. i've said this before but it needs to be said again; he can't keep his hands off you. hands on your waist, arms around your shoulders, fingers intertwined with yours – he just craves the touch, even if it's not always super intimate. he adores your hugs, he could never grow tired of them. and he could die a happy man if you only made sure to kiss his cheek before he passed away.

#excuse me for always adding pics but im inspired #i love Pinterest #asks! #anon! #paul aron #paul thoughts

[amadenchart]

Winterheart: Queensguard

In the later stages of childbearing - for her sake and that of their child - the Queen cannot accompany the King on his raids. However, the King always ensures to leave behind their best guards to protect what he holds dearest in life.

Alt (nud3) version on my SubscribeStar.

#signý #sketch #viking au #winterheart #THERE YOU ARE ANON #YOU INSPIRED ME #viking indrys

[beanghostprincess]

Sanuso with vampire Sanji not only has "I'll do what you can't do and you do what I can't do", but also "I'll feed you and you feed me"

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod-

I love this. So much.

So I am not the biggest fan of writing Vampires AUs. I LOVE reading them but I don't think it's my style of writing?? So I never do. But-- But THIS??? Changing my life, honestly. Considering things. Thinking thoughts.

And it's extremely easy to make a plot for this!!!!!! The Vinsmokes are a family of vampires but Sanji is the only human thanks to Sora. Etc etc etc. Wano happens. Don't ask me WHAT happens but SOMETHING happens and Sanji starts slowly turning into a vampire. Worst time of his life for a variety of reasons (from not feeling human to being scared of hurting others and also all the bad things that come with being a vampire. Except for the sun thing because. Well. I want him to be able to be under the sun. Let's just say he's a mix between Vampire and Human).

It'd be so good to see Sanji starving because he refuses to drink blood and he wants to hide this from the rest of the crew. But Usopp inevitably finds out, of course, and he offers his blood to Sanji. And I am. Losing it because now I want to write a super homoerotic bloody scene in which Sanji is refusing to drink Usopp's blood because he doesn't trust himself but Usopp won't stop walking closer and closer to him saying that if he doesn't trust himself it's fine because he trusts him instead... And he says the whole "You cook for us all the time, so it's just fair. You feed me, and I'll feed you. Now drink before you are the first vampire to die out of stubbornness" thing.

I mean, vampires are like. Inherently romantic and erotic so this is just. Woah. Having a million thoughts. I need a MOMENT.

Also??????? Usopp being THE Vampire Hunter™ of the crew??? Imagine Thriller Bark Usopp x Vampire Sanji I am LOSING IT. Brain isn't braining. Maybe I die.

Putting aside the obvious nasty emotional bloody sex these two would have, Usopp would be,, So sweet to Sanji. Because he absolutely hates his situation and he isn't sure if he is ready to tell the others yet. Usopp is always offering him his blood and staying with him when he can't sleep and-- Adding little bat Sanji here??? Can Sanji turn into a bat??? Please yes yes. I want little bat Sanji to be the cutest thing and Usopp just. Loving him. His little bat boyfriend 😭 Usopp knows so many fun facts about bats while Sanji is like. So angry at first bc he has to learn how to change back and fly KJEJFJEFEKDJFNWLEKFNW They're so silly.

When Sanji doesn't feel human Usopp is always there to remind him that he is still himself after all. And Sanji is always scared of hurting him but also-- Have you considered Sanji only turning into a bat bc Usopp is even clingier with him then and he gets pats from his boyfriend? And he's always being so gentle with him too.

They mean the world to me!!!!!!!!!!! Vampire AUs my beloved!!!!!!!

#THEY'RE AJHHWDJQWJKDNQKJWDNQWDNQWDNQLWKN #i want to write this #ANON I HATE YOU YOU GAVE ME INSPIRATION TO WRITE AND I HAVE SO MANY WIPS ALREADY #jk i love you for this #also the whole aesthetic looks so good on them #okay but sanji making actual dishes with usopp's blood then what #and he tastes other blood like. once. bc chopper has them just in case they need a transfusion. and they don't taste as good as usopp's #the power of love makes blood tastier #i know nothing abt vampires actually just cliché stuff but i love this #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #ask-bean!