Tbh I think we’re all sleeping on the fact that Martin doesn’t know what a knock knock joke is like wtf was this dudes childhood???
TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING
Check my selfie tag
ask me and my new tattoo how my effing semester is going
sometimes, very briefly, I wonder what it would be like if the official Hatsune Miku twitter page also had a tumblr
Crying while singing Unstoppable by Sia is tonight’s mood bitches
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we dont need to talk about my overwatch rank it doesnt define me as a healer
My manager was really nasty to me yesterday and I spent the entire evening trying not to cry. But then I had 2 different co-workers message me to make sure I was okay and assure me that she’s like that with everyone, and that I’m doing a good job. Still not looking forward to seeing my manager again next shift though.
someone; hey ali how bad do you wanna play a warlock
me, downloading bns taiwan; what
You know what’s a sad commentary on the state of our fandom? The thing that really just gets me?
Everything I vent about on here, the plethora of facepalm inducing material, all of the fandumb I encounter?
I have never once visited an anti tag.
going to this school, sometimes i forget what my own handwriting looks like
[4:53:54 PM] John: ORANGE SEEDS TASTE GROSS
[4:53:58 PM] John: ORANGE SEEDS TASTE REALLY GROSS
[4:54:13 PM] John: LIKE SUNFLOWER SEEDS MIXED WITH ORANGE RIND
[4:54:16 PM] John: SCREAMS
a summary of what its like to have me added on skype
Tagged by the lovely @whoisshewhatisshedoing thank you darling!
wind or rain // closed curtains or open window // bumblebees or butterflies // banana bread or cheesecake // tulips or roses // lemon & honey or apple & cinnamon // hillside cottage or city apartment // warm or cool // book or video game // organized bullet journal or cluttered sketchbook // smoothie or milkshake // sunshine or moonlight // relaxing or productivity // holding hands or back hugs // sunset at the beach (if you know me you know that is my life) or stargazing in a field // poetry or prose // candle or diffuser // longing for the past or longing for the future // vocals or instrumentals // snowy mountain or rolling green hills
oooooooo lmfao okay please don’t take offense if ur reading this and ur any of these signs i decide to kill my heart is big enough for all sun signs at the end of the day
Air: fuck libra, marry aqua, kill gemini
I’M SO SORRY MY GEMINI TIGER ANON gemini kind of happened cuz as a leo i’ve found i cant escape aqua energies so at this point i’ve come to terms with the fact i’m probs just gonna have to deal with them (otherwise i’d probs kill them 😂😂😂) then libra happened cuz i HATE HOW CHARMING LIBRAS ARE, and then i’ll kill gemini just cuz i have a lot of gemini energy and at least if we’re talking romantically i prefer more differing/contrasting energies
Fire: fuck sag, marry leo, kill aries
okay so i get along with aries so well, like every single person i just hit it off with instantly is an aries but i know i def don’t have a good long term track record with them. i know for me learning to understand aries’ more straight forward, instantaneous energy is a huge hurdle for me so in the ranking i’m sorry i def gotta kill an aries i’m sorry all of my aries friends. but def marry leos cuz i just love the idea of marrying a leo and ruling the world, and then f sags cuz they’re fun!
Water: fuck cancer, marry scorpio, kill pisces
my most recent beef is with a pisces and i don’t blame them being a pisces for it, but i know i saw a lot of the more negative pisces traits with them and so this is only an easy answer due to that situation. i’m part pisces, my mom is a pisces, i have so many friends who are pisces so i without a doubt love my fish friends. but between cancer who i have a good romantic history with, and scorpios who i’m literally surrounded by who i just adore, i had to kill pisces 😔
Earth: fuck virgo, marry taurus, kill cap
oh man okay i have to say that my relationships with caps is founded on our love to just fight each other and i LIVE FOR IT. but my current squad is a virgo and a taurus and i just adore them with every fiber of my being. i’d def marry taurus cuz i just find them so charming and always make me feel so taken care of, and then f virgos cuz virgos are wild man
s’fine yo thanks for tellin’ me
(also say hi to ur cat for me)