#the answer is no but its tempting

[jaratedeguadalupe]

what do you mean this isn't canon

#so so so SO tempted to make this into a fic #i'm not even joking #it doesn't even have to be practical espionage #it just needs to be spy pointing at a pot and asking where its hat is #is this funny to anyone else #don't answer that unless that answer is yes or you're getting blocked #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #engiespy #practical espionage

[mamawasatesttube]

Timkon’s powerpoints defending each other are titled “Kon is super smart!!” and “Tim’s ass is NOT flat”

a presentation by tim drake, slide 1 of 89.

VERSUS

a SUPERPRESENTATION by SUPERBOY!!!!!!!, slide 1 of 16.

#god. i do love fucking around in powerpoint #i was tempted to actually make their powerpoints but i think its funnier to say tims is 90 fucking slides and leave it to the imagination #timkon #tim #kon #answers

[alienssstufff]

been thinking about how there was gonna be one more stream where c!slime and c!quackity we’re gonna find solace,,,how do you believe their story ended? (since you are the ceo of dapduo)

With what we currently have in canon here is how that final stream would have panned out: NOTE- the following happens after the HO16 fic, after Wilbur apologises to everyone except Tommy, and the 9/10 LN ending

The beginning of the stream starts with c!Wilbur leaning against the pool balcony area of Las Nevadas in the early morning as c!Quackity joins him, they both look visibly haggard and fucked up (also Quackity is in a wheelchair). It's a very darkly lit scene, clarity only shown by the light of the cigarettes they share. If I were to pin a Hamilton song to this moment it would have the lines from Angelica's 'Congratulations' notably

I look at us and think, "God, what have we done with our lives, And what did it get us?"

Though I don't know if any of them would actually say anything. None of them say anything, as stubborn as the other despite everything they've been through separately, it'd take hell for either of them to truthfully open up to the other about anything let alone themselves. It's stubbornness but it's also mutual, an agreement that neither of them would apologise to the other. Two sides of the same coin, the reflections of eachother in the water being reminders of this. The both of them leave in opposite directions of the shoreline, towards bringing an end to their final arcs.

[ok ACTUAL part with c!Quackity and c!Slime are undercut. I promise]

After the title screen, this new scene actually opens a week prior to the tntduo scene up top. Quackity on his last canon life wakes up exactly where he had fallen from the hotel, a green puddle noticeably on the floor next to him.

In my headcanon, it is implied (offscreen) that out of guilt Slime jumps off the ledge after pushing Quackity - paralleling when Quackity jumped after Slime in the 27/11/2021 finale.  "the consequences will be bitter. I will not fail. Because Quackity from Las Nevadas, we have one thing in common. Through everything we've been through. The same human ruined our lives. Because you are not a good person." -Slime

The camera is a long shot, from POV of one of the deck chairs and it shows c!Foolish hurriedly rushing to Quackity's aid to help him up. [Cut to black]

At this moment in time, there is no war on the server. Las Nevadas instead dealing with a completely new problem that is the slime clones infestation. Security footage showing different places of the country just filled with the clones aimlessly wandering around. Foolish and Quackity, the only remaining members of Las Nevadas left discuss in the now-empty and ruined Amongus research bunker on what to do next. Quackity ponders, thinking about what Slime said to him on the balcony and all the things Quackity did wrong -- and so begins the true reprise of Quackity's lessons.

The general format of this section of the stream being the same as the 27/11/2021 Las Nevadas finale: Quackity says the new (revised) Lesson, and it shows Quackity teaching these lessons to the slime clones. Hypothetically there could also be a scene of Quackity making amends with Kinoko kingdom and him sending the letters to the Syndicate etc.

Meanwhile I would have liked to think Slime, now finally free from... anyone really - spends its time wandering the server interviewing all forms of life and figuring out itself on what it truly means to be human. These wouldn't happen in the one Quackity stream but small bits of Charlie's, every new day starting with Slime watching Quackity from afar. (Featuring this also helps better portray Slime as its own person beyond Quackity's influence). If I were to pin another Hamilton song to this it would be 'It's Quiet Uptown'

ANYWAY the true finale, after having grown in their respective ways - ends with the two of them in the bright dawn at the beach. They go to each other and embrace, crying and happy as the world burns to white :,]

#ask stufff #stufff rambles #quackity #slimecicle #dapduo #tntduo #(its a portion in there) #las nevadas #dsmp #dsmp lore #mcytblr #NGL anon I'm having a TIME wrestling this answer TwT #and I thinks it's because of how complicated my feelings for the 9/10/2022 Las Nevadas finale is to me #I was tempted to give a full ramble on how I would have rewritten it but that's not answering the question SO #might go back to edit this im not sure but whatevers i dont write - just plan

[thatdude-noah]

How do you think their relationship with they father would change with genderbent!Mac?

thank you for this ask i will absolutely be going insane about genderbent sunny and genderbent macdennis right now

i think lesbian macdennis is so interesting in comparison to gay macdennis because the stigma around gay men is a lot different than lesbian women. homosexuality is demonized so deeply within men, it is a thing that is sinful and wrong and must be repressed. to even suggest that a man is gay is offensive. and mac subscribes to this belief so heavily, punishing himself and anybody else he perceives as gay.

but when we look at genderbent mac, i think it gets a bit more complicated. to a degree, lesbianism is more accepted. it's not viewed as legitimate, surely two women can't have a relationship together, but it's high fetishization in the media makes a degree of normality. so while female mac may not be willing to date a girl, the stigma of kissing a girl isn't as high as male mac kissing another man. a girl kissing a girl is hot; girls kiss each other all the time when they're drunk; girls kiss each other to practice for when they makeout with boys. all of these things are so much more normalized by society in a way that female mac could possibly also normalize in her head.

all this is to say that lesbian macdennis fuck a lot sooner than gay macdennis. lesbian macdennis has been fucking. and of course, mac doesn't view it as real, she would never consider what she and dennis are doing as real sex. mac is still plagued by internalized homophobia and pressures from her father. and that's not even getting into dennis' own internalized homophobia and need for validation that she would surely seek out in men.

lesbian macdennis still aren't a couple. they still have their problems to deal with, the implications of being lesbians. but they fuck earlier on. they're able to rationalize it to each other.

#always so fascinated in. how the media portrays lesbians vs gay men and what stigma it creates and its impact on people #anyway thank you adam i love you #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #macdennis #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #im-tempted #noah answers #friend tag #using gender bending as an excuse to dissect a character to their absolute fundamentals and understand them deeper than even the showrunners

[taikanyohou]

there's an alternate reality where this vegas:

and this pete:

most definitely fuck.

#i have a scenario in my head where the bodyguard disperse to find porsche and as vegas is heading out back to main foyer area #he bumps into pete and pete just looks at him with disgust and knows vegas is Upto Some Shit and porsche disappearing is bc of him #and vegas who's already Mad does not need pete to be looking at him like that so he spits out a 'what the fuck are you staring at?' #and pete just cuts to the chase and asks vegas 'where the fuck is he i know you're upto some shit.' and vegas just smirks and says 'who?' #whilst he steps closer to him until he's trapped pete up against a wall and leans into his ear and says 'who pete?' #and pete spits back in vegas' face how 'i know you've got your eyes on him. don't think i haven't been watching your every move.' #and at first it feels like a bucket of ice water has been thrown on vegas but then he composes himself and says #'why? are you jealous?' at which pete just scoffs. and then vegas tries again and says 'or do you like what you see? the thrill of it? #eyeing me just to see what i do next?' #and pete doesnt respond. just bites the inside of his cheek. bc there is a thrill to it #but he is not gonna give vegas the satisfaction. and yet all vegas has to do is look at pete as he clenches his jaw and he gets his answer #and then vegas just rakes his eyes all over pete's body and says 'you've never looked so good'. #and pete isnt gonna get distracted by the fact that vegas of all people is telling him this. so he asks again 'where is he?' #and vegas just tuts and steps even closer and presses their bodies together and says 'fuck him. i'm talking about us. #stop being so fucking good all the time pete. doesnt it get tiring?' #and pete's trying to stay focused on the task at hand here and he knows exactly what vegas is doing as vegas carries on saying #'don't you wanna be bad sometimes pete? what if i let you be that with me? no one has to know.' #and the invitation sounds so tempting. the prospect of it. that he should be with kinn doing his job but instead he's fucking his cousin #and just being the centre of attention for once. being vegas' centre of attention .... it makes pete's toes curl. #and vegas glances down at pete's mouth that's fallen slightly open. and its so pretty. so pretty that he has to touch it. and as he does #pete opens his mouth wider and vegas runs his thumb along pete's entire bottom lip. and he can feel pete breathing hard. #'you want this.' vegas says. 'look how you open up your mouth for me so pretty to have more.' #and now vegas is calling him pretty too and pete's resolve is breaking brick by brick until he moans when vegas wraps his hand around his #throat and vegas says 'i wanna taint you so bad that you'd have to wear this to cover the bruises on your neck. and the next time i see you #i'd do it all over again.' and pete asks in a barely there voice 'next time?' and vegas smirks and leans into pete's ear and says #'if its what you want. because i do. i wanna see you be bad for me. just for me. i want you to come to me only. for me only.' #and then vegas bites down on the skin there making pete clutch onto vegas' blazer and as divine as vegas looks pete wants to rip it off. #and just as he's about to do something about it vegas steps back leaving pete's arm mid air. and pete hates that. and vegas sees it all #over his face and says 'what do you say pete? you either leave with me right now or you can go back and be the good little boy they think #you are.' and vegas holds out his hand. and no one's ever treated pete like this before. so he takes it. and lets vegas take him.

[daily-ethoslab]

give us a paypal and i will literally give you 20$ to draw him peter griffon style dead after hitting a bong -💖

#its tempting its so tempting #answered #tt #anon #💖 anon

[kingofattolia]

showing up several days late with starbucks only to find out that the damp dishrag whispery mindless villain Thrawn characterization I was worried about manifested exactly

#we been knew #star wars #thrawn #ahsoka show #grace for ts #if you cant write 3 pages of detailed explanation showing why exactly thrawn is doing what hes doing. you are not writing thrawn #the hopium: but what if. there is a good explanation and they just havent showed it yet #me: NO. DONT TEMPT ME TO BELIEVE. DONT TAUNT ME WITH FALSE HOPE #bring back the empire? why. go out of ur way to kill ezra and sabine? why. #IS HE. just trying to get home?????? not bring back the empire? #are the nightsister mothers the only people in that whole galaxy? #why do they talk about the galaxy and the planet like its the same thing? #i wish so much that i could beleive there was a good answer to all of these questions

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

PLEASE PLEASE WRITE THE ESSAY I WANT IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

FUCK YOU THE SOCIAL ANXIETY IS STRONGER THAN YOU

#asher answers #im considering it #theres already my rant about being queer and being a half blood which yeesh i really need to go back and edit it is so incoherent #so like. *sigh* why not #im not gonna but its tempting

[skeletalheartattack]

Hehehe... are you scared... of GHOSTS! >:D?

pov: you are mario in big boos haunt after ground pounding a boo, and a transparent black box appears in the top left corner of your vision and displays this text

#ask #anon #anyway to answer your ask for real. nooooooo 👉👈 hehee im not scared.... #initially when i first saw this ask. i was instantly reminded of the image from (i think) suppermariobroth #where its like title screen marios head up close to the screen with the transparent box overlayed in front of him #saying like ''hehehehehe youre mine now. i can pass right through this wall. can you do that? hehehehe'' #i was tempted to reply with that but i think this was much funnier to me #but anyway. in actuality? idk if im scared of ghosts? never seen one but like. i guess thats a ghosts whole thing right #so i'd say the possibilities are open! #anyway thank you anon for the ask :) i hope this was sillay

[sleepis4theweak]

🫵📵🚶‍♀️🛁🪥🛏😴♾️

NOW UR TELLING ME TO GO TO BED FOREVER? ASHDWKJHCG#UKEWE

#I LOVE THIS EMOJI ANON #and also sleeping does sound very tempting.... hmmm #I'll go to bed early tonight <3 #its to early to sleep rn but when its like 9 or so I will :) #answered asks #anons that haunt me

[iknaenmal]

STOP

sorry

#ikna answers #anon #its just.. so tempting..... gah

[artheresy]

I am crumbling I AM CRUMBLING

…I just…

I’ll go for Blade’s lightcone just so I can finally have Kafka, but after Kafka, I’m saving to eventually have E6S5 Blade, I just need at least one of her

But the urge to just go for him fully is so strong

Also holy shit, Dr. Ratio?? For free?? AND THEY MADE IT MATCH HIS LORE/PERSONAL VALUES??? That is genuinely so genius what the hell, he’s quickly becoming a fav

#hsr being iconic with its separate favtions #either blessed by or following the same aeons and all the overlap #i need to fully catch up on simulated universe lore/aeon lore bc OH MY GOD #i might just never shut up once I do #easily one of the best world building elements of hsr and I just adore all of the overlap and conflicting factions #all of the ways people can be related to the aeons and their paths without any like region or location lock #its all across the universe babeeyyy #also yeah uh #i am not gods strongest soldier #blade is tempting me so badly #im almost like ‘do i really need kafka?’ #but the answer is yes #i just might want more blade more #someone needs to help me stay strong #i need like a stray bottle to keep me from wasting all my wishes #ALSO #NOT SURE WHEN THE FORGOTTEN HALL CHANGED #WHY IS IT THE SEDITION OF IMBIBITOR LUNAE #They want me to go crazy #i cant see anything related to the hcq or im gonna foam at the mouth #im already in a very sensitive state and STILL SICK how could they do this to me #anyways #i feel insane #theres a lot happening in my brain right now #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr blade #dr. ratio

[sparklecarehospital]

CometCare Kids ask blog when

dont fucking tempt me

#its tempting as hell #i know it would become a hyperfixation though so its like. SHOULD I REALLY. #but what if i did. imagine. oh my goddddddddd #pollarrydoomi #answers

[dorizardthewizard]

BBC's response when I contacted them about a certain country's participation. Probably copy paste because they didn't actually address my point about the "apolitical" nature of the contest (namely that banning Russia and talking about the war in Ukraine throughout the show is in itself political).

Also funny how they should mention Eurovision values when I said embracing a country committing genocide literally goes against those very same values.

Anyway contact your broadcasters. Russia only got banned because delegations threatened to pull out if they were included.

#eurovision #i expect nothing from them and its small in the grand scheme of things but still #im half tempted to troll and ask for russia to return in response to this answer #prays that KAN commits some propaganda bullshit and get booted anyway like belarus

[note-boom]

#ill leave it up for a week in case because im genuinely curious #i wont lie i was also tempted to add an everyone dies answer but ive had enough fun... #if you want to know my vote? #my prediction is that chuuya sigma atsushi and possibly teruko will come through (as another op stated for the last) #my desire is that kouyou whose fate has not been specified will come bursting through with golden demon... #....dragging hawthorne with her and together they will be the ACTUAL demon and god #holy water and the golden demon fires begone in ye! or something #unfortunately (for me. its probably a good thing for everyone else) i am not the writer and cant have that #but choose on #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungou stray dogs #humor #bsd manga spoilers #manga spoilers #bsd spoilers #too lazy to tag all the characters #bsd theories

[semiotomatics]

i think "too anxious to attend follow-up appt abt anxiety" shouldnt even be seen as a cancellation. like you want to know how ive been doing? asked and answered.

#this has been an original post #personal spewage #i havent actually cancelled but i am. so tempted #at least its just a phone appt #maybe i just. wont answer #what are the consequences of not attending my follow-up phone appt #probably. not good #dammit #cant i just say ''yes im still Mentally Unwell'' and be done with it?? #why must there be Follow-Ups