#the answer was no

[nefja]

Father, can I chase please?

#the answer was no #but she got to watch some bird TV

[sidetongue]

he couldn’t get up and then turned back to see if someone would help him 

#the answer was no #because they weren't meant to be in the garden anyway #ur on ur own kid #russell #fosters

[ribbittrobbit]

this is where we are on the unhinged intern scale: straight up asking my boss "am i annoying in the group chat?"

#the answer was no #thank god #but i hope that was like fr #and not like of course noooooot (but not meaning it)

[everyonesgay]

*everyone gathered in the stands of the arena*

Chiron: Everyone, thank you for being here. We have some..serious.. matters to discuss. Let’s start shall we.

Campers: absolute silence (trying to figure out which thing it was)

Chiron: 1. The *looks over* Demeter cabin was found growing small plants that grew illegal drugs. This needs to stop immediately.

Everyone: *dying of silent laughter*

Chiron: *clears throat* Next, 2. The Athena Cabin has a request to make. Annabeth please stand up and state the case for your cabin.

Annabeth: we would like to kill all of the spiders in at least a 70 mile radius. That is all.

Athena cabin: *claps and cheers*

*silence except for a mumble of ‘is that even possible?’*

Chiron: Alright then… we will ask Lady Artemis about that.

Chiron: and last thing. 3. A few cabins have been reported for “smuggling endangered animals to and from the sea?”

Percy: *standing up with sass and pointing at the Hermes cabin* THEY STOLE JIMMY!!

Connor: HEY NO THAT WAS THEM *points at the Apollo cabin*

Will: NO WE BROUGHT JIMMY BACK! THEY *points at the Hecate cabin* STOLE JIMMY FIRST

Lou Ellen: OH SHUT UP AND GO HEAL SOMEBODY.

Chiron: so…….. I will take that as a yes?

#the answer was no #the demeter #campers #did not care #and continues to do so #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #will solace #percy jackson #annabeth chase #chiron #connor stoll #lou ellen blackstone

[muzzlemouths]

me waking up in a cold sweat at 11:06pm after an impromptu half-day nap: 👁️👁️ have i eaten today

#muzz mumbles #the answer was no #but im fixing it now #mmmm uncrustable yummy yummy

[paperconsumption]

my brother calls me over and i look and he’s got his laptop open to hakari’s first fight in jjk and he’s like am i supposed to fucking understand any of this

#jujutsu kaisen #the answer was no

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

spinechilling series of slacks to receive from a current colleague, a very nice middle aged mother of two

#nonprofits and you #she just wanted to know if id read a specific romance novel #the answer was no

[authorgirl0131]

Google drive; Would you like to experiment with AI writing?

Me, a human who spent weeks writing the document it's suggesting this to me on;

#the answer was no #and also what the fuck #i will do a lot of things but writing with AI is not one of them #shut up aaron

[richardgrimes]

i’m really in my fringe division era (cow on the premises)

#i was like CAN WE NAME HER GENE #the answer was no

[sodomygf]

professor of the class i sit in on asked “you’re not usually this goth, are you?”

#the answer was no #nemoriginal

[midnightduel]

POV: You're me playing DND as the party's tank and saying "Can I volunteer myself like in the Hunger Games. I will take the damage"

#the answer was no #:((( #what is the point of being a tank if i cannot take the hits for my team! #anyway i love barbarians very much #blah blah with duel

[victorluvsalice]

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Wizards in Winter (Official Music Video) [HD] by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

In sticking with the theme of “Christmas Music I Do Actually Enjoy” this December, allow me to rectify something I recently found lacking on my blog -- namely, while I had posted the most famous Christmas song from the Trans-Siberian Orchestra on my blog multiple times, I had never once put up the other one from them that I adore! And so I present to you today “Wizards In Winter” and its official music video of an awesome belighted house. It may not be played as much as “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo,” but it deserves a listen (and a watch) at least once! Though, uh, if you’re sensitive to flashing lights, maybe just listen to this one.

#song saturday #trans siberian orchestra #wizards in winter #flashing lights #tw: flashing lights #there that should cover it #but yes I was thinking about this one recently #and was like 'have I ever put that up or no?' #the answer was no #and to my delight the cool 'house lighting up in time with the music' video was in fact the OFFICIAL music video #talk about nostalgia #I think I remember when that video was first uploaded #ahh memories #and to bring it around to my beloveds #yes I think Victor and Alice would get a kick out of this #Smiler DEFINITELY would :D #queued

[terendelev]

Omega Raids are awesome because they answered one of the most important questions in the game; Does Nero wears his sunglasses under his armor or not?

#the answer was no

[ladiesandtheydiesdnd]

Tara: Do they have a waffle maker with waffles in the shape of Jigow?

#the answer was no #but there were little quiches shaped like goblins! #Tara #the DM improvs great #this is true session one vibes

[jacqcrisis]

*waiting impatiently on a phone call from the animal shelter*

*phone goes off*

!!!!!!!!! :O

*it's my extremely conservative Christian, prone to religious rants aunt asking if she can sleep on my couch*

>:((((

#jacq life #the answer was no #i dont need you walking around my apartment telling me how i bring satan into my life #i called the shelter earlier and they said theyd call me back in an hour to set up an appointment #two hours later and ive heard nothing #at least ill have tacos.... #i just want to meet dog _(:ミ」∠)_ #they updated her profile with a better picture and shes so cute

[tinogiehd]

anyone else suddenly remember when karl assigned his friends as characters from soul eater. and he assigned george as the horny catgirl…. yeah : )

why would you remind me of this genq

#the answer WAS no #aya asks