#the arrow but fuck it

[keepinventory]

#👽 < text tag #FINALLY got polls FUCK YES #ive been so so curious about this for so long. and also i wanted more people to know about :+)'s existence. becayse i like it. #had to redo this because the first time the arrows got turned into code -_-

[insanostyle1231]

hi im playing pokemon scarlet :)

#pokémon #pokemon #pokemon scarvi #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn SV #pokemon sv #arven pokemon #trainer arven #trainer penny #penny pokemon #trainer nemona #nemona pokemon #ACTUAL arrows: competetive pokemon players are nerds #idk man arvens just fucked LMFAO #hack the government. do not be afraid to commit embezzlement

[hijinxinprogress]

I need Billy thinking he’s so great at hiding things (and he is) no one knows he’s like fucking eight but they are pretty sure he hates like half the league

Like I need Billy getting along with everyone but he’s kinda stiff around flash and Batman but it’s get worse after most of them have revealed their secret ids and the jls so confused

Billy 100% thought Batman had all these fucking gadgets bc he was like some high up government official and then he found out no Batman’s just some rich guy and he’s like god no why is that worse

Batman just doesn’t care (he does 💀 he’s so fucking offended esp bc Marvel used to call him Mr. Batman sir but also bc he thought it’d be easier to get marvels secret id and weaknesses) as long as it doesn’t affect missions but Flash is kinda concerned bc ‘I’m pretty nice to him…does he think I don’t like him?? Did I offend him?? Do speedsters like set off the magic balance or whatever??’ 

They decide to pair up flash, Batman, and Captain Marvel to make sure their issues won’t affect team cohesion so after they’re done rescuing these kids that got involved in some supervillains masterplan Batman and flash are doing the usual spiel of ‘the laws exist for a reason,’ ‘you can trust the police’ and ‘there’s no good reason to turn to crime’

These kids want nothing to do with that shit and they’re trying to edge away while making excuses ‘thank you sm!! But no this is so safe, I know this area so well! We can get home ourselves!’ as soon as Batman starts asking about their parents so captain marvel just grabs Batman and flash and starts flying in the opposite direction ‘do you see that?? No guys seriously look at this cool thing!!’ and Batman’s growling about ‘childish to a degree that’s entirely unprofessional’ and ‘needlessly endangering civilians, civilian children at that-!’ and flash is trying to mediate but batman is shoving documents in his face ‘They were runaways, they don’t have anywhere to go and now they’re on a hitlist’ the ‘you fucking imbecile’ goes unsaid but they all hear it so marvel takes them back to villains lair and grabs a henchman at random and goes ‘This guys a cop…you can check that with your fancy equipment, right??’ and batman checks solely to prove him wrong but that guy is a cop and so are about 60% of the henchmen they took out then marvel goes ‘So they wouldn’t have been safe even if you took them to a hospital or child services’

Before the id reveals there’s a mission where the police are involved and flash mentions something about police protocol and marvel is so concerned bc ‘you’re still undercover? How long have you been under cover dude??’ and flash is confused bc ‘you know I’m not undercover right?? That is my actual real life day job’ and no one believes him when he says marvel shot him the most disgusted look you can imagine and edged away from him 

Batman tries to hold a meeting to address how marvel deals with the police and it goes no where bc marvel is fucking menace and goes ‘don’t you do that too?? And technically I’m also a vigilante sooo’ and batman is scrambling to get the jls attention back like ‘marvel hits cops 62% percent harder than other criminals and is 43% less friendly when interacting with the police in any capacity’ but they don’t care bc they want to know why marvel considers himself a vigilante 

They start letting Marvel be the one to approach children and notice that he’s advising them on how to make food last longer and maintain good hygiene while taking care of themselves and a jl members like hey wtf?? and Marvel says some bullshit about how ‘he’s lived many lives and not all of them were charmed’ and it gets back to cyborg who starts a rumor that he was dracula bc he can’t believe marvel had the balls to look WW in the eyes and lie to her fucking face

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #batman #dc flash #bruce wayne #barry allen #justice league #dc comics #green arrow like pulls marvel aside and is like ‘we’re cool though right??’ and Billy just kinda goes ‘😬 …eat the rich’ #yj calls billy tim’s apprentice bc he lies to wonderwoman and tim lies to batman #billy and vic being friends is so fucking funny to me like yeah this is my all knowing godlike friend who’s sometimes a baby #ACAB!billy batson

[frownyalfred]

Bruce revealing his secret identity to Ollie is always funny to me because it usually starts as “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me this, we’ve been friends for years and I was also a vigilante” and swiftly becomes “so that threesome we had behind the fountain at that last gala wasn’t real???”

#bruce wayne #batman #dc #Oliver queen #green arrow #they’re both disasters #like Ollie did you mean it too?? #justice league #and then they have to sit at a JL meeting while Ollie vibrates with his new reality #of having fucked batman #multiple times

[lesbianspeedy]

To celebrate issue 10 of Green Arrow and the return of Speedy and Arrowette (and cos I was asked 😉) here’s the design sheets for their new costumes. I really wanted to update their costumes but keep elements from previous ones and give them unique silhouettes. - Sean Izaakse @SeanIzaakse on Twitter

Mia and Cissie's redesign character sheets!

#mia dearden #speedy #cissie king-jones #arrowette #green arrow #arrowfam #ga2023 #UNDERCUT MIA THIS ISNT A FUCKING DRILL. #I DONT KNWO WHAT THEFUCK IS HAPPENING WITH HER BOOTS #BUT I DONT CARE #LOOK AT THAT LESBIAN

[andi-o-geyser]

hey, sorry um. bad news but the horrors got your girlfriend. yeah, she's never getting her happily ever after anymore. her heart is being pumped by the sentient briars who cursed her and she is maximumly fucked up after dying for the third time. sorry.

#rosamund du prix my beloved i cant believe the horrors got youuuu #congrats on being so insanely fucked up queen you go girl shoot an arrow at snow white and consume her in the thorns #rosamund du prix #dimension 20 #d20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #sleeping beauty #siobhan thompson #dnd #andis thought geyser

[kuwdora]

Anytime I see people talking about canon and fan fiction and all the discourse that happens therein, my brain always goes back to this line from Slings and Arrows. It’s been living in my head rent free for nearly 20 years.

Geoffrey Tennant is standing in front of a workshop class full of corporate middle management people who tell him they’re at the workshop to learn communication skills and management styles by learning about the works of Shakespeare. And they’re all just very cut and dry business folk who are there and are gonna Learn a Thing. Geoffrey basically waves the class’s notions aside and says: “Let’s fuck around with some text.”

I love that line. I think about that line a lot when I think about fandom. Taking canon and finding our own way to play and fuck around with it. Search for profound truths about a character. And the horny. The silliness and fun. Explore the new and process trauma or share joy with fic or art or vids. Going in completely different direction from canon because we’re in so deep and are possessed and that’s where the stories and the fanon has carried us.

Let’s fuck around with some text. It’s so good.

#also geoffrey and darren's incandescent rivalry is *chefs kiss* so good #their ideas of fucking with the text are so different from one another #makes for such great drama behind the scenes #slings and arrows #blogdora #textpost

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wally when looking at Roy:

Wally when looking at Garth:

Wally, I swear to god, Garth is the same age as you. You cannot mentally adopt your peers.

#ngl i love how wally is resigned and annoyed when Roy is fucking with him #but when he fucks with Garth???? The LIGHTNING FLARES UP BABEY~ #HE GETS THE GODDAMN SCARY EYES OUT FOR THAT #Wally really said 'I know I'm 15 but im a teenaged dad now. look at him. he doesn't know what stairs are. he talks to frogs. hes baby' #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #roy harper #speedy #arsenal #red arrow #garth of shayeris #tempest #aqualad #teen titans #titans #world's finest teen titans

[adrienjay]

MORE TRANSFORMERS WITH BOWS. MORE. MOOOOORE.

CROSSBOWS. BOWS THAT SHOOT PLASMA ARROWS. BOWS THAT SHOOT PHYSICAL METAL BOLTS. BOWS THAT SHOOT FIRE.

SMALL BOWS THAT ARE EASY TO CARRY AROUND ON STEALTH MISSIONS. GIANT INDUSTRIAL STEEL BOWS THAT ONLY A BOT THE SIZE OF ULTRA MAGNUS CAN DRAW.

INTRICATE, ARTISTIC, GORGEOUS CAMIEN BOWS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY FOR THEIR WIELDER. PLAIN GRAY MASS-PRODUCED BOWS FOR M.T.O SOLDIERS THAT HAVE HAD NAMES AND SYMBOLS AND DOODLES ETCHED INTO THEIR METAL BY PEOPLE WHO ARE DESPERATE FOR ANY OUTLET FOR SELF EXPRESSION AND INDIVIDUALITY.

DO YOU SEE MY VISION. DO YOU SEE IT.

#maccadam #transformers #I love “impractical” weapons in science fiction #I don't CARE if it makes less sense than blasters #Transformers is sci fi FANTASY we should get to have cool unrealistic shit #Also it makes sense for Camiens who can't waste energon in battle #Bows with physical arrows wouldn't consume energon when fired #Also tell me a gorgeously intricate camien bow wouldn't go hard as fuck

[oifaaa]

Would you ever consider drawing some Arrows? I'd love to see Connor Hawke in your style

I don't tend to draw the Arrows alot bc I really struggle to draw them I don't know what it is about them specially but I never quiet like how they turn out

#ask #anon #connor hawke #green arrow #dc #dc comics #well i know why these two got fucked up #im really tired rn #like eyes closing while trying to do the line art tired #im gonna go bed

[zickmonkey]

I love how she holds the whole team together <3

#green arrow (2023) issue 10 #green arrow (2023) #dc comics #black canary #comics #dinah lance #green arrow and black canary #green arrow #oliver queen #roy Harper #speedy #red arrow #jamie shut the fuck up #personal blog #just vibing #rambling

[scimitar-and-longsword]

Matthias Schoenaerts as Sébastien Le Livre The Old Guard (2020)

Character Intro Post, via @Skydance on Instagram, June 22nd 2020

TOG Promo Material (Part 5/?)

#Profession: Army Deserter is fucking hilarious! #booker #sebastian le livre #the old guard #the old guard gifs #my stuff #my gifs #tog promo material #the freaking arrows from the Instagram carousel wouldn't go away and no matter how big I made the video it was still in the way for gif 3 #eventually I just said fuck it #so there's a tiny arrow there still #sorry *shrug* #matthias schoenaerts #cast

[keferon]

Starting to consider doing really shitty drawn animatics. God knows these robots take too long to draw to be effective or humane for animation..

#I have so many ideas #help #but I keep just abandoning them because I don't have enough time and energy to draw all those c u b e s properly #wanna do some bad animatics #I mean “don't give a fuck about proportions” kind of bad #“little arrows expressing the motion” kind of bad #I'm tired #I drew half of the animatic about Deadlock and Wing and I'm really to combust #after all no one really seems to care about those animatics even if they're pretty haha #okay no one exept one person #I should be sleeping but I can't stop thinking about making Megatron singing villain song don't mind me

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

So Nintendo really said “if you want to upgrade the outfit ur girlfriend made you, you have to shoot arrows at her 😘”

Cmon man

#I’m so tempted to not upgrade that outfit and I’ll just swap to it for the final cutscene right or something #like I REFUSE #Zelda is a dragon but she is still ZELDA and I LOVE HER #having link shoot arrows at the person he’s steadfastly protected for years? fucked UP #loz totk spoilers #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom spoilers #loz tears of the kingdom #zelink #totk zelink

[jeeaark]

Friggin' monks, man. Like meeting paper to Greygold's rock. Good thing they had dynamite on them.

Sure, perhaps they were getting not-all-is-what-it-seems vibes and the thought to consider a more knock-out approach ran through their head for a moment, but uh.

Yeah no, Greygold tossed out that thought immediately after realizing they were fighting an army of arrow-catching Lae'zels. THE FEAR WAS REAL.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #bg3 spoilers #greygold #GREYGOLD HAS NEVER FELT SO USELESS IN THEIR LIFE #WHAT IS AN ARCHER WITHOUT ARROW #A rare moment when they said fuck the consequences #AND BOY WAS IT HILARIOUS TO FIND OUT WHAT THOSE CONSEQUENCES WERE

[lesbianspeedy]

fixed it for everyone btw. fuck off with the hawke bullshit. i dont think mia has ever even said his last name before

#green arrow spoilers #tuesday spoilers #ga2023 spoilers #arrowfam #but anyway this is my favourite fucking panel #look at all their faces #especially ollies #he is SO happy he has his kids back #connor hawke #mia dearden #oliver queen