Sarah J. Maas breaking my heart.
“It was a lovely grave—simple, clean—and on the stone was written:
Beloved—not just by her, but by many.
Sam. Her Sam.”
i’m not okay [smiling through the pain]
Me, who has just read TAB for the first time: HE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER MY BABY SAM OH NO PLEASE DON’T DIE PLEASE NO SAM-
My friend, who has read TAB and been through all the stages of grief: Yes, I know. I miss Sam, too. No, I would not like to see sad Sam drawings, thank you
Here’s my theory about the and of assassins blade. OK, it’s more wishful thinking but I can’t handle Sam and Celaena not being two happy murder muffins.
So in Terrasen there was an orphan girl, Celaena Sardothien. She looked like Aelin, enough to draw attention. The royal family feared she would end up as a courtisan when she’s older because people would pay handsomely for a princess look-alike.
The royal family took her in and when politics became uncertain they altered her looks with magic so she didn’t just look like Aelin, she became the exact same as her. When magic was banned she was stuck in her disguise.
The girls became friends. Learning each other’s character so they could switch if the royal family thought something would be to dangerous to risk their only heir.
Remember when Arobynn told Sam to ask Celaena about the day he found her? That was because he found two girls that day.
He kept Aelin hidden. She got the same training as Celaena, but there was no way he would risk Aelins live by sending her to assassinate someone.
He kept her close, using hidden passages in the assassins keep. But the girls where still very good in switching. So good that Arobynn had no idea.
Aelin was still living in the assassins keep. Mastering the hidden passages. She found out Arobynn would have Sam killed and keep Celaena with him, rather than letting them escape.
Aelin was furious. Arobynn and Celaena where the only people she cared about, and the betrayel was horrible. She went to find Sam and explained everything.
Aelin found a local low life who had roughly the same hair color and height as same. He was a drunk and a thief. Sam felt horrible about tricking the guy in to being tortured and killed, but Aelin didn’t care. She only thought about getting them out.
Sam went home, to Celaena and told her about their plan. Celaena played the part flawlessly. Arobynn couldn’t recognize ‘Sam’ after the torture, but seeing her reaction he was sure everything went as he wanted.
The day Celaena went to get her revenge, the girls switched places for the last time. The goodbye was bitter sweet. They couldn’t ever reach out to each other again. Celaena and Sam had to board the boat to the southern continent.
Aelin didn’t know Arobynn planned on capturing her and sending her to Endovier. But when she found out she gladly went without revealing her true face. Arobynn would go looking for Aelin with all he knew about her in mind when he found out she was gone. He wouldn’t be looking for Celaena and Sam. They would be safe.
Aelin would hide in plain sight, pretending to be Celaena in Endovier. It was the least she could do for the girl who had became her sister.
After everything, when magic came back Celaena and Sam came to Terrasen. Celaena had her own face back. Her hair slightly darker, and her eyes completely blue. They have a good live on the Southern continent. They have a bar and teach girls self defense.
OH MY ACTUAL GOD.
The first thing Celaena ever said to Dorian is that she has no name.
My mind is blown yall
Actual footage of Celaenas inner dialogue about Sam during the Assassin and the underworld.
“Él la rozó con los labios. - Te quiero –susurró contra la boca de Celaena–. Y de hoy en adelante, no quiero separarme de ti. Allá donde vayas, iré yo. Aunque tenga que ir al mismo infierno, allá donde tú estés, quiero estar yo. Por siempre.”
La Asesina en el Submundo. (Sarah J Maas)
He brushed his lips against hers. “I love you,” he breathed against her mouth. “And from today onward, I want to never be separated from you. Wherever you go, I go. Even if that means going to hell itself, wherever you are, that’s where I want to be. Forever.”
The Assassin and the underworld. (Sarah J Maas)
I hope Sam is eating chocolate cake in heaven now. I hope he’s happy
“Take my body home to Terrasen, Sam.”
The Assassin and the Underworld, Sarah J. Maas
The feels 😢
Little did she know, her prince can turn into a hawk ❤️
Oh. My. God.
Nameless is my price 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Arobynn is almost twenty years Celaena’s senior. She’s seventeen, just like Lysandra, so that would make him from 33 to 37 maybe. He paid the most in Lysandra’s Bidding. I don’t know how much more uncomfortable this guy can make me feel
Celaena: *complaning to sam* I’m tired of being the only one who cleans, organizes and paying for the food, the furniture, and everything else in this household!
Sam: Celaena…. you live alone
Does everybody forget that Celaena met Dorian and Chaol at this one party in ‘The assassin and the Underworld’?! And Dorian wanted to dance with her and Sam was like “Naaaaah, get away from her, she’s taken”, grabbing Dorian and .
MY CINNAMON ROLLS, THE FEEEEEELS