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theydidntactuallysaythis · 5 months

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kamala: i made you a friendship bracelet! carol, monica, and i have matching ones and i made goose a matching collar too

fury: you know, i don't really wear jewelry...

kamala: oh ok well you don't have to-

fury: back the fuck off this is mine im wearing it

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yourloverfromthepast · 10 months

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Y/n, during an interview: I really do love working with the Avengers, we all get along, have a great relationship and- we just fully accept and comprehend each other, you know what I mean?

*Earlier that day*

Y/n: FUCK OFF TONY, I'M NOT WORKING WITH YOU, EVER AGAIN.

Tony: OKAY GREAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED.

Y/n: OH I'M FIRED? NO I'M NOT, BECAUSE I RESIGN FIRST.

Tony: WHAT? YOU CANNOT RESIGN AFTER I FIRED YOU-

Y/n: LALALALALA I AM NOT HEARING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. OOOH SWEET PEPPEEER, DO YOU WANT A FIANCÉ WHO'S NOT A RAGING CUNT???

Tony: I am gonna fucking kILL THIS LITTLE BASTARD-

*Natasha, Steve and Thor, trying to hold him down*

Bruce: *clicks his tongue* Please Clint, remind me what happened?

Clint: In a few words: they ate the last donut. He got angry.

Bruce: ...over...over a fucking donut?

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louwaffles · 1 year

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*Y/N and Sam Karaoke night*

Y/N: I been lit since last night!

Sam: Hit him with that good-good!

Y/N and Sam: Make a man act right--

Bucky:

Bucky: . . . broke boys don't deserve no pussy . . .

Y/N and Sam: I know that's right!

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random-incorrect-things · 8 months

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Natasha: Fuck!

Steve: Language.

Thor: Shit!

Steve: Language.

Tony: Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?

Steve: Language!

Clint: That's one crazy motherfucker.

Steve: Language!

Peter: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Steve:

Steve: What the fuck-

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40sjoyner · 4 months

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Steve: Hey Tony, can you come see my therapist with me next week?

Tony: Sure, why?

Steve: She thinks I’m making you and all your issues up.

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allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover · 8 months

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*The squad right before Natasha's wedding* Tony: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Steve: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Thor: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Clint panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months

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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.

Clint: What does that mean?

Natasha: His father was a slut too.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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theydidntactuallysaythis · 1 year

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sam: c'mon, barnes, you love me bucky: i've met walls with more personality.

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yourloverfromthepast · 1 year

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Sam: Ok y/n, wanna play smash or pass?

Y/n: Smash

Sam: ...I'll take it as a yes. *Clears his throat* Soo, Stark?

Y/n: Uuuh, pass

Tony: Heeey, why not? I'm literally *points to himself* this hot! Whatever, your loss honey

Sam: Oook...Steve?

Y/n, now dead serious: "I'm WiTh YoU tIl ThE eNd Of ThE lInE". Bitch no.

Steve: Oh come on, that happened ages ago! Now I'm here!

Y/n: AH, DO NOT INTERRUPT ME. No.

Pass.

P-a-s-s.

P? Ass. *Looking at Bucky* I'm awfully sorry James, you didn't deserve that.

*Steve tries to talk*

Y/n: AAAAAH, NO. SHUT THE HELL UP, I DO NOT CARE THAT YOU CAME BACK. YOU- you let that- *pointing at the supersoldier* that- precious, thoughtful, loyal, brave and- attractive, generous-

Sam, whispering: And then she comes to me saying "DoN't TeLl AnYbOdY oKaY?"

Y/n: charming, passionate, sincere and smart and mature, humorous, friendly-

Nat:*Chuckles* You lucky motherfucker

Y/n: hard-working, loving, reliable, determined, agreeable and very handsome man...AND FOR WHAT?? A DEAD WOMAN??

Clint: *aggressively gasps* SHE DID NOT...

Tony: GO GET HIM QUEEN! *to Bucky* y'know metal arm, I would keep very close a girl like her...she's also pretty attractive👀

Bucky, trying to hide his smile: Yeah, she is..

Y/n: BITCH, HE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOUR PAL.

Steve: Come oooon! Y/n!! Pleaase I am sorry-

Y/n: UH-UH AND GUESS WHAT? I DON’T FUCKING CARE. APOLOGIZE TO HIM, NOT ME-

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Teacher: So, does anyone have fun family stories to share?

Student 1: My mom built the town’s church.

Student 2: My dad survived a Hydra attack.

Y/N’s child: My parents are retired elite assassins who killed a lot of people in like, the 1900s and may have participated in World War Two, the Cold War, and killed a queen, but now they work for the Avengers. Mama says its a miracle she birthed me from her dry--

Y/N: *proud smile and claps* That’s my baby!

Bucky: Look at them, so adorable in their tiny uniform.

Sam: How is any of this okay? Your child has tinfoil on their arm and a mask exactly like Y/N’s and, is that your notebook?

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random-incorrect-things · 1 year

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Thor: I can’t believe you used the same damn trick twice!

Loki: Says the one who fell for it twice.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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