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imdead2124 · 14 hours

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Tech: So that’s my plan.

Crosshair : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Tech: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Crosshair : It fucking sucks.

Tech: That’s not constructive criticism.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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themistymountainscold · 1 month

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omega: *showing off batcher*

omega: can we keep her?

wrecker: hunter’s allergic

crosshair: hunter can stay outside

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letsquestjess · 2 months

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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?

Hunter: I'm depressed.

Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.

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zaana · 10 months

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Based on a little snippet by @starlightandtea

I'm new to drawing comics, I need more practice :D

#star wars #the bad batch #omega #crosshair #wrecker #fanart #tbb #the bad batch incorrect quotes #also inspired by shyranno's wonderful comics #fan comic

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fvck-the-patriarchy · 9 months

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*on Tatooine*

Y/n: I am so hot.

Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.

Echo: *snorts*

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techwrecker · 8 days

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Tech: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol.

Crosshair: And you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol— it’s science.

Tech: NO, THATS NOT—

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 10 days

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Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

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alabyte · 7 months

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Tech: I'll explain.

Crosshair: Is this an offer?

Tech: This is a threat.

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nateofgreat · 1 month

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Now I really want to see Crosshair and Phee interact, just to see him ruin all the stories she tries to tell.

Phee Genoa: There I was, lost in an ancient temple in an unknown world.

Crosshair: If there's a temple there, how could it be unknown?

Phee Genoa: Alright, alright, it was the outskirts of a farming community. Untouched for thousands of years.

Crosshair: ...

Phee Genoa: Okay so some of the farmers wandered in there from time to time but-

Crosshair: ...

Phee Genoa: *Sighs* I bought the artifact from the local antique dealer.

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tangents-within-tangents · 2 months

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The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes

Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh

Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: … Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing

Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force

Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!

Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.

Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!

Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt

Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever

Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!

Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!

Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*

Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!

Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words

Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!

Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: … Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic

Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”

Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Um… Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!

Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point

Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!

Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*

Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)

Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair

*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!

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imdead2124 · 2 days

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Hunter: Tell Omega about the birds and the bees.

Tech: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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*Hunter minding his business in his bunk* Crosshair, loudly from the next room: If you don't shut your autistic ass up I'm going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Tech: OH WE'RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW? Hunter: Hunter: Maybe joining the empire isn't such a bad idea after all

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youwannagohomeandrethinkyourlife · 2 months

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Hemlock: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Hunter: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You mess with my daughter and now I'm going to fuck you!

Hemlock:

Omega:

Echo:

Wrecker:

Tech (was held captive by hemlock after he fell):

Crosshair: Well this just got interesting...

Omega: It's "fuck you up", dad.

Hunter: Wait what did I say?

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letsquestjess · 12 days

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Crosshair, kicks down the door to Echo's ship: Where is my hug!?

Echo: ...

Crosshair: Please hug me.

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thebaddestofbatches · 1 year

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Crosshair: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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