#the bar is open

[hillwoodhouse]

A perfect summer cocktail - The Arnold Palmer Julep

2 oz Bourbon ¾ oz Fresh Lemon Juice ½ oz Simple Syrup 2 oz Black Tea 6-8 Mint Leaves Add all ingredients to a shaking tin and then add ice. Shake well and double strain over ice into a highball glass and garnish. Santé

#cocktails #happy hour #the bar is open

[pan-flute-skeleton]

Surprise trip to Iskallare! I wanted to thank @m3gahet in my own writer way for all the art requests I've sent them. Especially the ones where they included Vivi. So welcome Robin to the bar as they discuss business like boss bitches

#metalocalypse #mtl oc #original character #ao3 writer #next chapter #vivi skarsgård #the bar is open

[detectivekirby]

When the planet's shutting down and everything's closed but the bar...

Well, it explains a lot about Sillydillo.

#sillydillo #the bar is open #the collector in the sleepless valley #kirby #kirby and the forgotten land #katfl #tipsy dillo

[thewiseoldbartender]

//does anyone want to start a thread? Either here or on discord?\\

#the bar is open #bartender things

[bigolbadblog]

feedism is hilarious because it sounds so wildly wholesome in some regards. like oh you like making sure your partner eats well? or you like it when your partner does the same for you? you like eating together? what a fucking deviant. what a perv. i bet you probably like hand-making little cards that say "i love you" too, don't you, you absolute sex freak. wait no post cancelled i just thought about a feeder slipping romantic notes into generous packed lunches for their feedee every day and now i'm getting hard

#qfa #shuffling awkwardly offstage at the tumblr feedist comedy bar open mic night #lesbian feedism #soft feedism

[insanesonofabitch]

Thinking about how the plot of season 6 wouldn’t make sense if you do not acknowledge the fact that Cas and Crowley working together was an affair, or at least it felt like so to Dean.

Majority of the people that I heard saying that they disliked that conflict, say that it doesn’t make sense because Dean should’ve understood Cas’ point of view. And that Dean has also worked with demons before, more than once, out of desperation. Which is why he doesn’t have the right to be mad. And I understand that. But it wasn’t about working with demons. No. Not really. The thing that hurt Dean the most about Cas’ choice was how he chose to ask for help from Crowley, instead of him. Cas chose Crowley over him.

“Look me in the eye, and tell me you’re not working with Crowley…”

“You’re in it with him? You and Crowley?? You’re going after purgatory together??? You have, huh? This whole time!”

“No, you had a choice. You just made the wrong one.”

“I was there. Where were you?”

The plot literally doesn’t make sense if you do not acknowledge destiel or crowstiel or deancascrowley. And I think that’s insane, especially for a show from 2005.

#and also I rewatched the whole scene and Dean NEVER talks about the insanity of opening up a door to monsterland #but he KEEPS talking about the fact that Cas chose to work with Crowley #and the fact that they reused Dean and Cas’ lines for a canon couple in a love triangle later in the series???? #batshit insane #also I love how everything surrounding purgatory is just so GAY #purgatory the (gay) bar in Miami #purgaytory #also cas and crowley kissed for the deal I will die on this hill #unparalleled media experience #insane show for insane people #supernatural #spn #the man who would be king #tmwwbk #spn meta #spn 6x20 #destiel #deancas #crowstiel #deancascrowley #drowstiel #dean studies #dean winchester #castiel #crowley macleod #dean x castiel #castiel x crowley #dean x cas x crowley #reiotalks

[naturecalls111]

Sanji’s thoughts when he snorkels normal seas 🤿🌊

And when he does find the All Blue:

#one piece #fanart #sanji vinsmoke #all blue dream come true #bars #like baaaarrrrssss #like global top 50 hip hop level bars that I’m spitting #I love the idea of Sanji always fantasizing about finding the all blue whenever he snorkels normal seas #he thinks ‘well if it’s this amazing Here….’ #comic inspired by when I went snorkeling a couple of days ago and saw a school of fish #huge. ginormous. insanely big. and when I swam through them they just… opened like a curtain #it was magical. like truly magical. I couldn’t believe I managed to see it #the all blue is Sanji’s stage #and he’s part of the ensemble cast #yes

[tibby-art]

life series team dynamic: Just Some Guys

#alt caption: Hey girl you saw us across the bar and you asked us if we were looking for a third to our divorced lesbian nonromantic open #relationship and youve asked three times after weve already said yes the first time #zombiecleo #ethoslab #life series #trafficblr #secret life #1k

[egophiliac]

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal

the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing

has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again

(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)

based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?

has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)

NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties

despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)

currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything

Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #disclaimer that this is half joke and half speculation so like. please take it in good spirits and don't yell at me #right now i'm leaning away from crowley being revaan because i think the evidence is currently circumstantial at best #but who knows what the future will bring! #man. whenever i consciously remember that crowley is diablo it also reminds me #that his name is supposed to be pronounced like dear and not like the word dire #which always fucks me up a little bit. this is the worst thing about him bar none. #damnit crowley #anyway every time a new part comes out i rewatch the opening just in case there turns out to be any more foreshadowing #(there never is) #(but that ONE really quick bit where you can see overblot azul means i always have to look) #which is to say i have been carefully reanalyzing all the crowley bits and i have reached the conclusion #that i still have no idea what is going on with him #he may be the world's biggest mastermind or the world's biggest idiot and these are not mutually exclusive #(this is a strictly pro-crowley post btw) #(i'm allowed to make fun of him because i love him dire-ly)

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e83

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #they share a braincell in such a way I'm biting the bars of my cage predathosly #fearne bellyflopping in the dirt right in front of imogen and she’s just staring down at her like. #fearne turning thirst trap in the ruidus shimmer like I'm shaking the locked door that will never open for me.... #red aura tethering them together ok🤡 combat ruidusborn girlies working together🤡 the way they said it at the same time yall kidding #imogen starts talking and fearne is like I'm already signing onto this absolutely

[hillwoodhouse]

#happy hour #the bar is open

[pan-flute-skeleton]

Sprung from an art trade with @cruisingheightswithdragons because words count as art too. Thanks for letting me borrow Kris. Always a pleasure even if they were coming in hot with business.

#metalocalypse #mtl oc #original character #ao3 writer #next chapter #vivi skarsgård #the bar is open

[k-wame]

actors are built different lol

#want method acting myself into rl relationships as my superpower #built different bc how wud an open andrew handle this if it really does go somewhere REAL? are actors trained for that too? #andrew scott #paul mescal #all of us strangers #actors #celebs #hollywood #lgbt #queer #gay #homoeroticism #queer media #andrew haigh #gay bar #twitter

[thewiseoldbartender]

//like this post for a starter from Husker.\\

#the bar is open #bartender things #hazbin husk #mutuals only

[phantoms-world-and-more]

Fentons open a bar in gothem

So the GIW find out danny is phantom and distroys amity park, danny was only able to save jazz and maddie because they were with him

After their safely in the ghost zone jazz and danny explain to maddie about how dannys phantom and what the GIW really are and everything

Maddie accepts danny and is now very protective because of hunting her own son, losing her husband, vlad fighting danny and the GIW, jazz is protective of him for similar reasons

Then they meet dan and over a few months maddie, jazz and danny reform dan and after dan was forgiven for his crimes he was filled in on everything that happened and now dan is protective too

The entire remaining fentons are extremely overprotective of eachother dispite how strong they are

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After a few years in the ghost zone, jazz and maddie become liminal and immortal while dan and danny have effectively stopped aging, and now want to have a life outside of the ghost zone

So they all look and come across gothem...and decide to open a bar

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About 9 months later "Fenton zone" is one of the hottest hits for the criminals of gothem

The bartender may look young enough to be your child but he doesn't bat an eye to scheming, violent stories or threats. He'll talk to you like a person and has soon become the favourite

The manager(?) Is an esentric womam who loves to show off her new inventions and will sometimes offer advice to the criminals

And the red haired girl that showes up looks to be in charge of the entertainments, nice but don't get into a debate with her...she'll win

And the bouncer who is 6.9, jacked and more intimidating that the bat definitely keeps everyone in line

Follow the rules and you'll be fine...dont and there will be consequences

But the criminals love it, no one bats an eye to the criminals, hell they often swap scar stories with eachother

Harly and jazz love to talk phyciatritrist with eachother

Danny seems to know alot about plants and activly helps ivy with them

Maddie and the riddler got into a poetry battle once

And dan is the arm wrestling champion (the only one whos beat him is danny but everyone thinks dan let him win) but is always up for a challenge

Dont order food though, the one time anyone did maddie came out chasing living hotdogs, danny sighed grabed a net and helped maddie while jazz maned the bar

It was good it really was...

But once again the bat had to try and ruin all the fun

#dan phantom #danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #jazz fenton #good parents jack and maddie #maddie fenton #the fentons open a bar #danny in gothem #fentons in gothem #the rogues love the place #batman is suspicious #but the bats havr hever dealt with the sheer #stubberness of a fenton #the fentons #the fentons will sick the living food on batman #the rouges discover this #the rouges know better than to order food #dan redemption ark #good dan phantom

[despoticmouse]

If Spearmaster ripped off the flesh covering where it’s mouth would be, would there just be a hole, a normal mouth, or a deformed mouth under there? Would it be able to consume food through whatever is under there?

Ehhh let’s agree not to worry about any of that 🫡

#artists on tumblr #rain world #rain world downpour #rain world slugcat #slugcat #slugpup #spearmaster #rain world spearmaster #rain world slugpup #body horror cw #body horror tw #I said not to worry about it and this nightmare design isn't necessarily canon #but what I will say is canon is that their teeth is fused in a way that wouldn't allow them to open their mouth #basically bars of teeth under there #also I remember someone sending an ask about Spears shish kabobing the slup if they get a nightmare #but I can't find it #Spears is pretty good about restraining growths! #and in game it seems to take a lot of effort to get them going so that helps too