#the borle cult

[dogwhizzer]

i like that at 16 17 i hated borle cult so much cause i thought they were like parasocial freaks abt him and now it doesn't even exist and im the one whos a parasocial freak. Character growth

#garfs barfs #and im notttt im not it's literally ironic it's for goofs. im literally normal

[iridescentkippen]

yo dude remenising about the good old cult days.

and just wanted to sent good vibes your way! <3

i miss y'all !!!! borle cult my beloved <333 hope you're doing well !!!

#idk why this was sitting in my drafts im gonna be real honest #i must have just accidently drafted it instead of posting it but #amanda !!!!! i miss you <333

[borled-eggs]

This is genuinely the most ridiculous joke I have ever heard in musical theatre.

They spent 30 fucking minutes building up to this this joke.

It is absolutely infuriating that they delicately calculated that name, that disguise, and that irony for this fucking joke and it is the most hilarious yet irritating line I’ve ever heard.

Perfectly placed and perfectly planned.

I love this show.

#sr! #something rotten! #something rotten #sr #Christian borle #borle arms #shakespeare #musicals #musical theater #musical theatre memes #theatre kid #the borle cult

[notsalfisher]

POV you’re recording at a broadway musical and Christian Borle makes direct eye contact with your camera and gives you the disappointed dad look.

#falsettos #the borle cult #christian borle #borle cult

[x-broadway-x-trash-x]

Okay

So, if you're in the Falsettos/Christian Borle fandom, you probably know that the last couple of days, things have been a little... Wild.

As someone who is in one of the "infamous" groups that have been called out (I hope that is well written, English is my second language), I think that is my responsibility to apologize because even though I never participate directly in the posts that made people feel uncomfortable (Especially cause they made me uncomfortable too), I made a mistake by not speaking out before, I thought that it was better to just ignore it and focus on more generic jokes but I was wrong.

I want you to know that I, x-broadway-x-trash-x, acknowledge and accept my part of the guilt in the situation, and I'm gonna keep an eye in what I do and how I do it, because when I made this blog I always had in mind that I wanted to create a safe space for people.

I still want that.

I'm still learning and I want to be a better person, so again, I'm going to say sorry if any of my posts/reblogs made someone feel bad, in any way.

If I do something like that again, you can talk to me, and we can talk so I can keep learning, I'm not planning on doing more mistakes but I can't assure that I'm not gonna make another cause I'm human.

I love this community and I want it to be better, if I want that, I need to be better too.

If you read all of this, thank you, and I'm sorry.

#christian borle #the borle cult #borle cult #falsettos

[theborlenook]

The whip sound in spooky mormon hell dream makes me go

ヘ(ಠｴಠ)ヘ

every time and im not sure if thats out of fear or arousal

- anonymous

#book of mormon #andy randy cult #andrew rannells cult #Christian borle cult #the borle cult #borle cult

[chaos-and-panic]

I asked my friends who haven’t listened or watched Falsettos what is happening in this pic and they all said: Exorcism

I mean...

They aren’t wrong🤷‍♀️

( u must exorcise the deviiiiil cause it inhabits Marvin’s son )

#the borle cult #broadway #falsettos revival #falsettos #marvin falsettos #whizzer falsettos #broadway musicals #christian borle #mendel weisenbachfeld #mendel falsettos #dear evan hansen #hamilton #broadway memes #andrew rannells

[whizzer-fashion]

The Borle Cult Origin

@whizzer-fashion​ pov, pls feel free to reblog and add you pov if you think something is missing.

So i began to really use tumblr again in the really early start of January, were i joined @itsgatoradebroski (at the time known as gatoraaade) tumblr groupchat called something like “falsettos is wild” the only other person i remember in that chat was @hardfortheborle

then @itsgatoradebroski made an discord which started on the 6th of January which we therefore know is the earliest the timeline can start.

i begin seeing @itsgatoradebroski re-blogging a lot of @caught-in-the-denpost. so i do the same (because they are great)

I begin to get @caught-in-the-den attention, because im a little shit with a love for an certain Ebay commercial.

I befriend @magical-cottagecore-princess (at the time known as luv-is-blind) at about the 28th of January, we then join forces with or other mutual, @scorpiotrash468 and @x-broadway-x-trash-x

then a little time went and at the date 4th of February @existential-crisis123 and @paintingsofdicks had joined us, as well as @virgowhizzer.

on February 7th we had the had the first dick-course

directly followed by the second one on the 8th.

on February 8th I also made the shared account @theborlecult. (tumblr went down when i tried btw)

our sister cult @andyrandycult was made shortly after.

on February the 13th the in-famous dick-course fan fic was made.

February the 14th @magical-cottagecore-princess​ went to New York for 3 days,

in these three days Mr. Dick was made by me, and had face reveals,

the discord was made after @magical-cottagecore-princess​ came home.

@magical-cottagecore-princess​ was discovered for the first time on the 29th of February

she came back a few weeks later were she posted the whole being dead thing and was a few days later caught again.

i dont have anything after that....

also credit to @magical-cottagecore-princess​ for helping me out with the timeline.

#the borle cult #Christian Borle

[scorpiotrash468]

Same

Found this in my drafts and I still stand by it

#christian borle #borle cult #the borle cult

[tbslnic]

anyone know where i can watch shutterflies?? it's that short film where christian is like a crazy luitenant (all i know is there's a scene where drinks milk real weird skskjdn)

#christian borle #the borle cult #shutterflies

[christian-borle-appreciation]

If you had to describe the borle cult in one word what would the word be?

It’s for science

#its for science i swear #please believe me #christian borle #broadway #borle cult #the borle cult

[andyrandycult]

So I haven't been active in the joint cult discord group for a bit because social interaction has been kind of exhausting. But I'm almost scared to at this point because I have no idea what's going on and I'm scared to ask. What does Seattle mean?????

-🧸

#andy randy cult #the borle cult #discord cult

[borled-eggs]

Marvin is gay lol

#broadway #christian borle #musicals #musical theatre #borle cult #musical theatre memes #the borle cult #theatre #borle arms #christian borle arms #falsettos obc #falsettos revival #falsettos #Marvin #marvin x whizzer

[what-i-covet-i-keep]

“I mean we are all also in a cup so that’s something”

“We would probably do the same thing we are doing now just in a cup”

“We could be like Alice from that Alice in wonderland the live action one”

“There is a scene where she is in a tea cup and that is pretty close to a cup”

- @morgicorgidacaptian

Here’s @theborlecult in a cup

#the borle cult #WE’RE IN A CUPPPPPP

[x-broadway-x-trash-x]

The guy who played Nikos (I can't remember his name, oops!) Post this on insta

NAMSKSK I don't know what is he doing but I love him

#christian borle #legally blonde #falsettos #something rotten #the borle cult #borle cult #spamalot

[theborlenook]

Remember when we used to be like 7 people?

I have an question to everyone who isnt an OG how did you find us and what was your first thought?

#the borle cult