Incorrect The Boys quote (2.0)
Homelander : Honey, Pumpkin, Sugarplum-
(Y/n) cuts him off : What did you do?
Homelander : Why does something have to be wrong?
(Y/n) gives him a pointed look, making him cave.
Homelander rubbing his neck nervously : I may or may not have destroyed your car.
(Y/n) fuming : YOU WHAT!?
(1.0 here)
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Homelander: I want you to milk me.
Y/N: ¿Can we talk about my day?
Homelander: Fuck your day.
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Yandere Jamie pls
Jamie stomps her feet, causing a tremor in the Vought building…
Y/N: Baby what’s wrong?
Jamie pushes Y/N gently against the wall…
Jamie: I didn’t like what I saw
Y/N: Starlight? She was just asking me about her new costume.
Jamie: you’re mine and only mine
Y/N: is the mighty Homelander jealous?
Jamie: maybe
Y/N kisses her nose…
Y/N: I’m only yours, my superhero
Jamie giggles…
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Soldier Boy: All men are so feminine these days, male moisturizer? Really?! Why the fuck are they trying to look pretty, men should be strong and-
Y/n: You’re so pretty Ben.
Soldier Boy: *flustered*
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Generic OC *hanging onto Homelander*: I could fix him
Jonah Vogelbaum: Please, don't. It took a lot of effort to fuck him up this bad.
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Soldier Boy: Good morning to you, little miss I'm on a mission.
Reader: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done.
Soldier Boy: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a grandpa supe arrogant and glib?
Reader: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Soldier Boy: Yes, you would.
Reader: But I'm not.
Soldier Boy: Yet.
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Homelander: that's a nice jacket, William. Unisex?
Butcher: oi, you might need sex but I don't
Homelander: no, U N I sex
Butcher: well I'm game if you are
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MM: so frenchie, when did you get your driver’s license?
Frenchie: my what?
MM: *struggling for the door handle* i need to get out of this car
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MM: Butcher isn't answering his phone!
Hughie: I'll call
MM: Frenchie and I have both called 6 times each, what makes you thi-
Butcher: 'ello?
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butcher: and this is frenchie, our demolition expert
frenchie, mixing coke and mentos: fuck yeah
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Y/N, running away while laughing: BEN I'M SORRY!
Soldier Boy, storming out of the room with hello kitty stickers on his face and butterfly clips in the hair: ¡COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
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Jamie/Homelander x Reader
Jamie is afraid of accidentally harming the reader, but they reveal themselves to be a nearly invulnerable supe, and thus capable of withstanding her
A beam falls and smacks Y/N, bending around them…
Jaime: baby!!! You’re okay?
Y/N: yeah. why?
Jaime: you’re invulnerable!
Y/N: I am?
Jaime: this is great! I don’t have to hold back! I was so worried that I’d hurt you, baby
Y/N: not holding back? This is great!!
Jaime grabs Y/N and flies off to their home…
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Hughie: and this is the man I fell in love with?
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Soldier Boy: You're afraid of me? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess. Noir finally fessed up?
Reader: Stay away from me.
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Suits & The Boys Crossover
These two have the same spirit:
Mike Ross from Suits (on the left) and Hughie Campbell from The Boys (on the right)
Just two young men with golden retriever energy stuck in some illegal stuff but continuing to save people.
Both completely enamored with their girlfriends.
Here's my weird-looking edit of them together (using promo material can look so awkward 😂).
Mike Ross: "Thank you for approaching me with this problem, Mr. Campbell. I can't promise too much but if we can get more people on board, we'll have one of today's most influential class-action lawsuits."
Hughie Campbell: "No problem, Mr. Ross, and you can call me Hughie. Uh, if you want to, I mean-"
Mike: "Hughie it is. And you can call me Mike."
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