#the brofessor

[plposting]

I need u guys to stop being smarter/more creative than me when it comes to naming aus

#/nsrs keep them coming actually #but I saw someone tag my Layton bros au with puzzle brothers and I was like OH! NICE #And someone else tag it as Brofessors and I was like #YO ACTUAL GALAXY BRAIN #I’m gonna keep the tag as Layton bros au bc I don’t want to snag any ideas without asking #however I do see the au names that are objectively better than mine n giggle #gens musings

[lilybug-02]

Hello my *inhales* bro bros broski bromo brotien brodeo brohan brochill brosicle broseph brocean brotastic brofessor han brolo brosideon bromance brohamian Rhapsody! Hope you have a fantastical day/evening/night!!!

(its one am i have no idea what I am doing sorry)

Have dog

#bread #ask stuff

[lemonluvgirl]

The Ultimate Bromance

* @dandelionlovesyou​ this one is for you! Please imagine this conversation taking place on Tumblr/Twitter/Insta or whatever social media site you like best to for this little scenario* 

@Baking4You to @YourSugarCubeDaddy “My Brodacious King of the Br-ocean, did you see the lit meme I posted yesterday? I literally thought of you when I posted it.” 

@YourSugarCubeDaddy to @Baking4You “Brochacho I saw it. It was epic! Some of your best work, Brofessor.” 

@Baking4you to @YourSugarCubeDaddy “It only got 4 likes :( . Where were you Bromigo?”

@YourSugarCubeDaddy to @Baking4You “Making 4 accounts my Brolony Sandwich.” 

@Baking4You to @YourSugarCubeDaddy “I don’t care what anyone says, I love you my brotha-from-another-mother.” 

@YourSugarCubeDaddy to @Baking4You “Same, Bruv. Same.” 

Bonus Scene: 

Katniss: “Peeta, why are you staring at your phone and crying? Are you watching that one scene from The Notebook again?” 

Peeta: “No! I’m talking to Finnick!” 

Katniss: “But why are you--” 

 Peeta: “Can’t a man have a moment with his completely platonic best friend without getting the third degree around here?! Jeez!” 

Katniss: “Ok! I’ll just leave you be then!” 

Peeta: *Nods while continuing to text on his phone and not looking up. 

 Katniss: *mumbling to herself as she walks away* “I should have known better than to ask.” 

#Bromance for the ages #Peeta and Finnick #Peeta Mellark #Finnick Odair #BFFs

[jojotier]

please please tell me more about the witch hat au it sounds super cute

god okay but I'm constantly thinking about it partially because it only registered later that if Dave's the one teaching the alpha kids magic that technically means they're supposed to call him Professor. truth be told Dave hates this so so fuckin much like it's fine when he jokingly calls himself 'professor sicknasty' but hearing Jane yelling like "Professor Dave" when something's going wrong skeeves him out. he has begged these kids to just call him Dave. please. please just use his name. yes they can still use it even when Jake accidentally blows up a bowl or Roxy's clay doll comes out looking phallic or Dirk accidentally turns a book into goo. it is fine, they're fine, it is All Good. he's not mad at them.

except one time Dirk accidentally calls him "Brofessor", which Dave thinks is objectively hilarious. seconds after it registers in Dirk's 10-yr-old brain what he's done he immediately decides to run away because this is it, this is the end, he has broken his cool he will never recover, and then like half an hour into the attempt Jade has him by the ankle laughing her ass off because Dirk got his tassels stuck in the automatically growing briar patch she set up as a security measure

#homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #whastuck #witch hat stuck #atelierstuck? #im still workshopping a name hghbk rip

[vespertin-y]

THE ASK MEME AGAIN what about...... miu kaito and himiko?

it's been an ENTIRE YEAR since the first time we did this. h o w.

MIU

Sexuality Headcanon: not the slutty bisexual rep we wanted, but the slutty bisexual rep we needed.

Gender Headcanon: i firmly see her as a trans woman because she's going to make jokes about her genitals and i find dick jokes funnier than vagina jokes. yes, that is the entire basis of this headcanon.

A ship I have with said character: her and kiibo are bland for my taste but still sweet. her and kaito are fun also (what if we were both soo smart and also sooo stupid...and we're both trans😳!?). honestly i don't ship her with a lot of people in the cast? i should make up an oc for her to date. hm.

A BROTP I have with said character: her and kokichi are great, and not just because they're funny! it's fascinating to think of how long they were cooperating behind the scenes. sometimes i get really mad at miu because kokichi (presumably under the cover of the first electrobomb) TOLD her his plan, he tried so hard to work together, and she rejected him, tried to beat him to death, and sent everything spiraling off the rails for the rest of the game!! but then i have to reel myself back in and remember that she was just as paranoid as kokichi, that she didn't go with the plan because she was terrified "someone" (probably kokichi imo) would betray and kill her, and Not Everyone Mean To Your Blorbo Has To Explode, Mem. miu tried her best. it just wasn't enough. that can be said for 99% of the v3 kids.

A NOTP I have with said character: YOU GOT ME TO RANT ABOUT IRUMATSU LAST TIME YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT AGAIN. i will say i dislike sairuma though, but mostly because i think shuichi hating her ass is the funniest way for that relationship to go.

A random headcanon: i know it gets lost in the whole "haha funny she thinks she's a cyborg, aren't tsumugi's backstories so fucking stupid" thing, but i think she *did* get a traumatic brain injury in that car accident that eroded her impulse control and sense of boundaries and that's a large part of why she behaves the way she does. does that count as a headcanon or is that just extrapolating from canon. hm.

General Opinion over said character: every day i think about kodaka designing her to be a deliberately unlikable character who everyone would hate, and then getting super shocked and mad at the popularity polls showing she's rlly popular. GET FUCKED NERD

KAITO

Sexuality Headcanon: either aro or gay. headcanoning him as not attracted to women is the only way i can get any enjoyment out of the clusterfuck that is the harumota plotline, because at least it makes the scene where maki confesses and he says "...good for you, off to die now!" extremely funny.

Gender Headcanon: a bro. a broski. a brotato chip. a brotein shake. a brofessor. a member of the broman empire.

A ship I have with said character: i've grown fond of oumota if only bc those fics tend to have really good kokichi characterization. him n gonta are the embodiment of the "i lied, i don't actually like sex, now put your pants back on and let me infodump for three hours" meme and i love that for them. but most of all i like the idea of him and rantaro in a qpr postgame. i think those two would get a lot from just...existing quietly in each other's space, slowing becoming the center of the other's life. i should write a fic about that...

A BROTP I have with said character: him and shuichi are sooo unhealthy and that's what makes them so interesting to me. i think about them postgame a lot...about shuichi trying to support kaito the way he was supported, and about kaito fighting against it. it's hard not to slip into old patterns, but i think they could do it.

also i think about "i don't care if you're sick! i don't care if you're dying! i won't let monokuma touch you!" EVERY GODDAMN DAY

 A NOTP I have with said character: him and maki. i can’t even rant about them like i do with my other NOTPs. they just make me...tired.

A random headcanon: he never gels his hair again after the game. i’ve said it before but i really think he should’ve been more messed up when he came out of the exisal - no gel, no coat (where did he even get the second one??), covered in blood, etc. and i think after that, when he wakes up, he can’t bring himself to gel it again. he buys the supplies and goes into his bathroom and just Stares into the mirror. he can’t make himself do it. he leaves.

General Opinion over said character: ehhh...mixed. he’s a very good and complex character but he’s also a raging homophobe in the og japanese, yknow? it’s difficult for me to have super positive feelings on a character who calls people homophobic slurs and is treated as right for doing so by the narrative, no matter how deep and complex they are and how many cute gay headcanons i have. maybe that’s more of a flaw with v3 than a flaw with kaito, though.

HIMIKO

Sexuality Headcanon: she engages in lesbianics

Gender Headcanon: none beef with left girl.

A ship I have with said character: WAH i already talked a bunch about tenmiko in the tenko post,,,i think himikiyo’s surprisingly cute! it’s not a ship i considered before i found it but ao3 user platonics has gotten to me what can i say...

A BROTP I have with said character: the survivor trio makes me very soft,,,they deserve a very long nap together under the softest warmest blankets mankind can acquire. i have a pin of the scene of gonta giving her a piggy back ride because i am not immune to the ancient fandom dynamic of Tol and Smol. i enjoy thinking about the tension she’d have with angie postgame, even if that doesn’t quite count as a friendship. and platonic oumeno is always 👌, their scenes in ch3 are so good.

A NOTP I have with said character: uhh i dunno...maybe her and rantaro? he seems like he’d peg her as a little sister pretty fast.

A random headcanon: nobody ever talks about it but i feel like her master was probably?? not great??? i mean he abandons the child he’s been teaching because she gets more popular than him, what the hell.

General Opinion over said character: i love her so mucjh,,,,she was the most relatable character in v3 to me. her relating everything that happens to her through the lens of her childish interests punched me right in the gut :’). her *choosing* to combat her natural fatigue and depression in order to live a better life because she won’t get another chance was so moving. wish she had a better outfit tho.

#so many..words...oTZ #i hope you liked these!! happy one year lmao #miu iruma #kaito momota #himiko yumeno #dr #mem gets an ask

[dommerch]

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[shokuto]

Charles Xavier being a wingman, call that Brofessor X

[macncheesenibblers]

Brotein

Bronouns

Brofessor

Brofessional

Brostate

Bropane

Brogram

[joeythebrofessor]

Can you smeeeeelllllll what the BROfessor is cookin?! A beautiful morning with @goxplorusa in the Ouachita NF Arkansas Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. Starting the at off right with coffee (@trailratedcoffee specifically), relaxing a while and then throw on some deer sausage, bacon, eggs, cheese and veggies just seems to make for an amazing day. Why is it that food tastes so much better when camping? It does…I just don’t know why. #arkansas #arkansasliving #akansasoutdoors #outdoorliving #overlanding #goxplorusa #campcook #campcooking #outdoorcooking #overlandchef #overlandlife #overlandbound #getoutside #brofessorcooks #bropose (at Arkansas) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cno4B5_u_5H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#arkansas #arkansasliving #akansasoutdoors #outdoorliving #overlanding #goxplorusa #campcook #campcooking #outdoorcooking #overlandchef #overlandlife #overlandbound #getoutside #brofessorcooks #bropose

[fillingthescrapbook]

Professor doodles! Because he is *chef’s kiss*

#puppet history #the professor #watcher entertainment #watcher #fan art #my art #doodles #I had to desaturate and contrast brofessor

[kanaya-kin-help]

okay so this is gonna be really weird but like... can i get a doodle of dave and nepeta just cuddling or something because oh god oh fuck i really like her and miss her and.......... yeah, thank you in advance brofessor

Sorry this took me so long, but I'm back baybees!!!!!!! I was really worried about not being able to do this, but I managed to do it and I'm super proud of the end result!!! I hope you like it??

#dave strider kin #nepeta leijon kin #art #drawing #art request #hs kin art #hs kin #kin #also please exclusively refer to me as brofessor from now on thank u #mod june #anonymous

[gamingthings-blog]

https://youtu.be/2BOmTwQYCcU

You GamingBrofessors are now introducing you to Gaming Broscussions! What better way to start than with how Kingdom Hearts 3 should end! Thoughts?

#kingdomheartsfans #kingdomhearts3 #kh sora #kairi #kh kairi #youtube #gaming #brofessors #gamingbrofessors #videogames #youtubers #disneyfan #playstation4 #organization #gameplay #kingdom hearts

[itsnirmal888]

Brofessor Of The Month: Athlean-X/Jeff Cavaliere Athleanx #brofessor #fakeweights There has been a mighty brofessor among the ranks all this time and we are now just unveiling the truth. Music: "Scanner" by ... source

#athlean x #athleanx #brofessor of the month #exercise #fake weights #fitness #gym #Natural Hulkster #nutrition #official athlean x #programming #rachel aust #strenth coach #training #yoga with adriene

[vizualxgaming]

Crash Bandicoot 2 (N. Sane Trilogy) | Ep. #17 | CRASH In SPACE | Gaming ...

#Gaming Brofessors #Crash Bandicoot 2 #Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy #Episode 17 #Adventure #Action #Platformer #PS4 #PS1 #Remastered #Crash #Classic #SOG Vizual

[bassclarinetprincess]

Brofessor: "Your paper is quite strong and I have no major objections to it." Brofessor: *follows that statement up with a long list of objections to my paper*

#d rants #brofessor

[pendraegon]

bro...you have taught me more to life than anyone else bro...you’re my brofessor

#thank you typo to another post that inspired this. #okay. bye im going to eat carrot cake<3