*Dr. Two Brains being interviewed on meeting the other villains for the first time*
Dr. Two-Brains: The first time I met the Butcher he gave me $2. it wasn’t necessary, nobody asked him but he still did it.
The Butcher: I thought he was homeless.
Main event was a banger.
the best looking squad in all of wrestling.
Objectively the plot of “my senile dad is a serial killer and I have to deal with him and his homocidal urges alongside his general demanding elderly man shit” is so fucking surreal that it completely HILARIOUS
@pigeons-without-hats kinda suspicous
my take
The Butcher: What’s up bro fam sQuAD.
LRW: …What?
The Butcher: Tobey has been teaching me slang so I can be ‘hip’ and ‘chill’.
The Butcher: I am not a crybaby.
Granny May: Toy Story 3?
The Butcher: They were holding hands in a furnace!
Dr. Two-Brains: I want someone to take me out
Butcher: Like on a date or with a gun?
Dr. Two-Brains: Surprise me