#the cactuses and suculents are in the back garden

[apparentlyaswarmofbees]

Everybody in my family gansta until the man of the house (my mom) finds an insect

I have just spent half an hour outside in the garden searching for a grasshopper that never appeared

at least I got my share of sunlight for the week-

#my mom's plants are so pretty #there are roses and orchids #there is a cajamanga and a blackberry bush #there is even a sweet potato growing in there #a huje plant with bare branches with flowers and leaves only on the end of it #it's my mom's favorite and she fucking stole a piece of it to plant in her garden from the plants in the street #there's also a big bush with shining purple leaves on top with tiny white flowers in the middle #the birds love making nests there #there is one in there right now #there's also a mini pine tree #the pines in our house decoration for christmas are homemade heyoo #the cactuses and suculents are in the back garden #it's so funny my mom can run 50km and lift my 100+ kg dad #but tell her there's an insect in close proximity and she will scatter #and possibly come back with a weapon (a broom in some cases) #the only reason she doesn't kill insects now is because of me #sorry ma- #oh and she also grew up in a farm slicing off chicken heads #my family is composed of main characters I'm telling you #delete later?