Imagine making two brothers kill green stuffed dinosaurus with absolutely no context, have an angel befriend a cartoon dog and make it canon that one of the brothers fucked an entire canadian basketball team all within one episode.
Sometimes, someone asks you what you think about Dean and the Cartwright Twins and suddenly you are writing a fic where he gets railed by like 9 dudes with third party perspective feels about Stanford Era Dean.
nooo but why are all of alice's sibling dynamics so rich and tragic!! mouse is the window to her world, but she wasn't even canonically capable of loving him when they found each other again; kate never found her, but alice will always find kate anywhere; mary is alice's replacement, but alice is the only one that paid attention to her and respected her as a threat. someone get these bitches into family therapy
i know we're joking that dean fucked the entire baseball team but do we realize that cas started using sport terms after dean said anything about the cartwright twins? do we realize that it means that cas thinks dean was talking about the canadian baseball team?? what does cas thinks dean did with them???
“she’s from manitoba” you are nothing to me “dean winchester fucked an entire amateur baseball team from cartwright” is the only online acknowledgement of this godforsaken province i’ve been happy to see in the wild
i’ve been going back through my blog from the very beginning and like, i’m not going to do this but i’m very tempted by the idea of a can-can video recapping all the major supernatural-adjacent events of the past two years. we’ve still got a month and a half until november 5th i’m just saying