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Imagine making two brothers kill green stuffed dinosaurus with absolutely no context, have an angel befriend a cartoon dog and make it canon that one of the brothers fucked an entire canadian basketball team all within one episode.
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The Soldier Boy wearing a Cartwright Twins baseball jersey photo isn't real it can't hurt you.
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angel-of-fri-yay · 2 years
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dean is disgusted by Sam/Dean in The Monster at the End of this Book. ergo:
1. dean is a hypocrite and objectifying women (boring, sexist)
2. dean fucked an entire baseball team (funny, gay)
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doctorprofessorsong · 4 months
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Listen.
Sometimes, someone asks you what you think about Dean and the Cartwright Twins and suddenly you are writing a fic where he gets railed by like 9 dudes with third party perspective feels about Stanford Era Dean.
What, that hasn't happened to you?
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fuckspn · 5 months
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*shoots bolt upright in bed* oh my god the fucking cartwright twins
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nooo but why are all of alice's sibling dynamics so rich and tragic!! mouse is the window to her world, but she wasn't even canonically capable of loving him when they found each other again; kate never found her, but alice will always find kate anywhere; mary is alice's replacement, but alice is the only one that paid attention to her and respected her as a threat. someone get these bitches into family therapy
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hellerscape · 2 years
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Found this tweet and this is my new favourite photo
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Can you see the difference
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Here’s the original tweet (x)
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cosmic1oves · 2 years
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he’s a cold-hearted snake!
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dean-mikaelson · 2 years
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i know we're joking that dean fucked the entire baseball team but do we realize that cas started using sport terms after dean said anything about the cartwright twins? do we realize that it means that cas thinks dean was talking about the canadian baseball team?? what does cas thinks dean did with them???
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“she’s from manitoba” you are nothing to me “dean winchester fucked an entire amateur baseball team from cartwright” is the only online acknowledgement of this godforsaken province i’ve been happy to see in the wild
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found--family · 2 years
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someone pls edit SB's baseball jersey to be the Cartwright Twins
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uh-ohspaghettio · 1 year
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Nothing feels more elitist to me than understanding the spn Cartwright Twins lore
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monstermoviedean · 2 years
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oh i just know dean winchester is pretending to be very interested in baseball right now
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fuckspn · 2 years
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i’ve been going back through my blog from the very beginning and like, i’m not going to do this but i’m very tempted by the idea of a can-can video recapping all the major supernatural-adjacent events of the past two years. we’ve still got a month and a half until november 5th i’m just saying
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Dean: "That was the coolest thing that's ever happened to me, and that includes the Cartwright Twins."
Cas: "What did you do with the Cartwright Twins?"
remember that time Dean fucked a whole baseball team and still never made it to 5th base?
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