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Jimmy & Janis

Jimmy: Afternoon Janis: Just about Janis: Won't tell anyone you didn't hit me up with the coveted Morning text, like Jimmy: No need when I'm there to do it in person Jimmy: Just use your imagination when you tell 'em how I woke you up Janis: 😏 Why bother when they so ready to do it themselves, like Janis: #yourinfluence obvs Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: Yours is that the 🐶 won't shut up 'bout you #real love 💕 Janis: Dog, yeah? Janis: Not heard that one before Jimmy: Alright, you rumbled me, my sister too Jimmy: But what the dog's saying is nicer Janis: 😂 Janis: I did forget to invite her along, to be fair Janis: Forgetfulness gotta be catching 'cos Mia totally wanted to idk Janis: wax my bikini line or something, apparently Jimmy: I know this is fake but your dirty talk needs some work, mate Jimmy: Good to know that shit does happen at sleepovers though Janis: Grow up dickhead 🙄 Janis: probably try recreate game of thrones and pour it on my head, no thanks Janis: can't make that sexy, no matter how many dragons I add to the story, soz Jimmy: Niche reference 👍 Jimmy: I rolled up to say tah for not being a dickhead anyway Jimmy: It all went to plan Janis: You're definitely that kinda nerd, don't lie Janis: Duh Janis: 🥇 Janis: I told you Jimmy: Piss off am I Jimmy: You can't pretend that you don't know how cool I am now, Joan Janis: What, 'cos you took me to the pub I suggested Janis: Okay 😏 Jimmy: 'cause I didn't make a holy show of myself as you Irish call it Jimmy: at the pub you suggested Janis: You were alright Janis: Not too unbearable, like Jimmy: I love you too, baby 😘 Janis: 🖕 Idiot Jimmy: What you doing tonight? Jimmy: We should be seen together so people don't reckon I got what I wanted and that's it Janis: Or you were that shit I've had to ghost you Jimmy: Nobody's thinking that Janis: Alright ego 😜 Janis: but I'm up for doing something, long as it's not totally shit Jimmy: Is there like a party or something going on? Jimmy: More people the better, I reckon Janis: Undoubtedly Janis: I'll ask my cousin, not everyone he knows is a total prick Janis: up for the challenge, yeah? 💪 Jimmy: Like you said 🥇 Janis: 👍 I've hit him up, let you know the where and when Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: I'm on a half day so don't matter Jimmy: Time to make myself look #goals Janis: Sick Janis: weren't too dead were ya? Jimmy: Nah Jimmy: You? Janis: Good Janis: 'Course not Janis: Lazy rich bitch anyway so you know Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: tah for saying it so I don't 'ave to Janis: Please, you're so gutted Jimmy: Maybe Jimmy: You'll just have to cheer me up tonight Janis: Yeah? Janis: Easy Jimmy: Easy for you to say now, yeah Jimmy: We haven't faked it for that long before Janis: Have a little faith Janis: 'less you're planning to make it hard for me or Jimmy: It'd be more fun but we've got a deal Jimmy: So don't fuck it up & I won't Janis: Fine 🙄 Jimmy: Saving your enthusiasm? 👍 Janis: Yeah Janis: basically got 16 years worth saved up, hope you're ready Jimmy: Challenge accepted, Jillian Janis: That's the worse one yet Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: I won't use it when anyone can hear me, don't worry Jimmy: What's your name again though? Janis: You testing me Janis: watch me turn up looking like a bag of shit now Janis: enjoy, wanker Jimmy: Watch me 😍😍😍 even harder for it Jimmy: You're not gonna beat me, babe Janis: So am Jimmy: Like I said, easy to say now Jimmy: Harder to do when I'm chaining 🚬 to put you off Janis: 😒 I've handled worse Jimmy: I don't need your exes list, Judy Janis: Short list Janis: . Janis: like Jimmy: What? Jimmy: You only fake date Jimmy: 🎻 Janis: Fuck off Janis: I don't date Janis: waste of time Jimmy: Can be Janis: Is Jimmy: Pete'll be gutted Jimmy: Still, if you're as good in bed for real as you are when it's fake, decent consolation Janis: I'm sure Janis: aside from he probably fancies you more than he does me Jimmy: Me too, he's been name dropping you all shift 💕 Jimmy: Wrong again, Jennifer Janis: Lies Jimmy: I didn't know who he meant for half of it Jimmy: but yeah Janis: Brilliant Janis: Good thing he's not our target demo then isn't it Jimmy: No offense, Janis Jimmy: ain't my fault he don't know you Janis: Why would he Janis: He's like year above ain't he, idk Jimmy: How would I know? Jimmy: Not the one crushing on him Janis: You do keep bringing him up Janis: if you needed a beard, like Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: What do you wanna talk about then? Janis: [Party deets] Janis: There you go, can plan your outfit now Jimmy: What time do you wanna show up? Janis: Later the better, init Janis: make a scene but also, don't have to spend too much time surrounded by idiots Jimmy: You just know you can't hack faking being my girlfriend for too long Jimmy: but 👌 Janis: Bitch I can go all night Jimmy: Nah Jimmy: You'd be stretched to do an hour Janis: Bollocks Janis: When do YOU wanna go then? Jimmy: I'd go right now if they'd have me Jimmy: Better than being stuck at the CG Janis: N'awh, you really know how to make a girl feel special, babe 😘 Jimmy: 🎻 Jimmy: I'll do it tonight Jimmy: Do your best to wait patiently, Jodie Janis: 🖕 Do yours to keep up Janis: can't be too late if you gotta leave 9 though, are you sure Janis: lowkey might not even start before then Jimmy: I've sorted it with Cass Jimmy: I can be out as late as we need to get this done Janis: Didn't know it was her calling the curfew not your Da Janis: but makes sense, tbh Janis: cool then Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: He don't call any shots Jimmy: But someone's gotta look after my brother & he don't worry 'bout that either Janis: I wasn't trying to be funny about it Jimmy: Decent effort then 'cause you weren't Janis: Alright Janis: sorry Jimmy: 👍 Janis: meet there? Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: Let me know when Janis: k Jimmy: [Later] Jimmy: They want me to work over Jimmy: when are we going? Janis: Oh, don't worry then if it's gonna be too much hassle Jimmy: It's only a couple more hours Janis: When are you getting off now? Jimmy: 4.30 Jimmy: but I got some shit to do when I leave here Jimmy: part of Cass' bargain Janis: 👍 good girl Janis: anything i can help with or you alright Jimmy: you can get the dog out Jimmy: know you'd both love that 💕 Janis: Sure thing Janis: use the extra steps myself anyway Jimmy: Come and get my keys whenever Janis: Are the kids gonna be about Janis: they could come with, if they would Jimmy: you can ask 'em if you're feeling brave Janis: Just an idea Janis: might run off some energy lowkey exhaust the dog and them, like Jimmy: I reckon it's a good one Jimmy: They might not Janis: I'll try Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: If they're dickheads, text me Janis: Don't worry, I've got millions of cousins and shit, I know how to not get 'em killed or I wouldn't offer Jimmy: Weren't worried 'bout 'em Jimmy: Just you Janis: Oi Janis: I'm no soft-touch Jimmy: Only got your word for that, mate Janis: 😑 Janis: Proof'll be how well-trained this dog is Jimmy: You ain't got long enough for that Jimmy: I'm not fake dating you for years tah Janis: Christ no Janis: crash course, I'm that good Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: as long as you're more convincing tonight Janis: Name a time I haven't been Janis: everyone's buying it so hard Jimmy: I told you, that was lowest tier shit Jimmy: You have to pretend to like me for longer than a make out sesh Janis: I keep telling you I can, damn Janis: Can't prove it 'til we're there, can I? Jimmy: Alright, calm down Jimmy: take some pics on your walk, really milk how domestic we are Janis: Done Janis: she's very photogenic Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you can date her for real when this is over Janis: You're giving me her in the fake breakup, yeah? Janis: Cheers Jimmy: why not? Jimmy: means you gotta give me something Jimmy: get thinking Janis: can I interest you in Grace? Janis: know what you're thinking, literally defeats the point Janis: but she just looking for a new fam Janis: bitch for a bitch Jimmy: nah tah Jimmy: One sister's enough Janis: Shit Janis: I got 3 Janis: worst luck Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: violin solo for each Janis: Grace is more like a fucking triangle solo Jimmy: brutal Jimmy: I don't reckon there's an emoji for that though 💔 Janis: 🃏 Janis: really lacking on the emoji front Janis: gutted, gonna complain Jimmy: get it done, Joanne Janis: talk to twitter whilst i'm there Janis: your account not dead now? Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: I ain't checked Janis: Bummer Janis: no new nudes for me 💔 Jimmy: I'll streak through the party Jimmy: make an entrance Janis: 😂 Janis: Twat Janis: There's no pretending to be 😍 over public indecency Jimmy: try harder then, dickhead Jimmy: thought you were 🥇 Janis: I don't want everyone to reckon I'm actually derranged, like Janis: be normal, Taylor Jimmy: spoilsport Janis: you know, one of us has to Jimmy: I get it, you don't reckon you won't be overcome with lust at the sight of me actually naked Jimmy: head in the game, girl Janis: 'Course Janis: who wouldn't be Janis: turning it into a casual orgy Jimmy: Mia maybe Jimmy: You're more her type Janis: Ugh don't Janis: idk what her problem really is Janis: 'cept she wants to wear my skin Jimmy: she's jealous Janis: Nah Janis: she's an only child and her daddy gives her everything so she's rolling in it Jimmy: but 'til he gives her money for surgery you're prettier than her Jimmy: & now you've got me so 🗡 Janis: Don't fuck her, yeah? Janis: It must be how she gets her power 'cos she's got no interest in actually being with you, she just has a list of like every boy in Dublin or some shit she's working through Jimmy: even if she has surgery, I have standards, I told you Janis: Good Janis: even if you're a bit of a prick, hate to see you go like that Janis: 🐍 eat you when she's done Jimmy: I'd rather my 🍆 stays attached to me Jimmy: more use than my head Janis: What's more #bae Janis: agree or disagree? 🤔 Jimmy: take it to a twitter poll Janis: I think they've got a bias rn though, after that pic Janis: say something dead brainy, babe Jimmy: too northern for that Jimmy: do it for me & say I did Janis: It's weird when you're #humble Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: gonna fuck with you when you find out that's the real me Janis: Coulda kept that in the vault, I'd never know Jimmy: Like I said, you'd find out Janis: You not planning on deleting me when this is all over then? Jimmy: Probably but there's still this thing called IRL Jimmy: Can't bin school off yet Janis: Oh, where I'm at my most social, 'course Janis: you barely knew I existed 'til now I think we'll be fine 😏 Jimmy: Don't be gutted Jimmy: I know your name now & everything Janis: Yeah was so sat there praying for the day Janis: 🖕 Jimmy: 💕 Janis: what are you actually gonna wear Janis: not saying we should be THAT fake couple and co-ord but Jimmy: hadn't given it any real thought Jimmy: what's the party dress code in leprechaun land? Janis: depends who you are and who they are Janis: don't wanna be try hard Janis: probably can't show up in my gym clothes, though Jimmy: who am I & who are they, babe? Janis: you know who you are Janis: leather jackets ain't just for your baes, obviously Janis: idk who this kid is exactly but he lives in a normal neighbourhood so he's not like dead posh or anything Jimmy: there's your answer then Jimmy: easy 😍 Jimmy: only challenge is me finding the place Janis: I better hang about then after I've walked the dog Janis: probably more #goals to go together anyway Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: smoothie? Jimmy: You should eat so you don't get dead drunk again Janis: 'Scuse me Janis: I was not Jimmy: You were Jimmy: & don't bring a jacket so you can wear mine that's gotta be #goals Janis: Just mad it went unnoticed that I was in the dog walking 'gram Janis: too 💕 for them all, baby Jimmy: just don't get as pissed tonight Jimmy: you might let everyone know how you really feel Janis: You ain't my Dad Jimmy: Nah, I'm your fake boyfriend & I'd like it if you didn't out us Jimmy: that's it Janis: I'm not going to because I wasn't even drunk and I won't be tonight Jimmy: 🙄 Jimmy: if you're gonna chat shit, I've got work to do Janis: I don't wanna chat to you anyway if you're gonna be shady Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: Shady? Am I also slim 😂 Jimmy: top lingo, Janet Janis: 😒 you are that white Jimmy: take it up with my dad Janis: When can we have our first fake fight 'cos you're asking for it today, like Jimmy: a bit soon unless you wanna do a really hot makeup makeout Janis: Who'd want that? Janis: Shame Jimmy: the fans Janis: True Janis: but you said I've gotta show I can stand you when you ain't rocking my world so Jimmy: & you've gotta show you want me too more than just a once off Janis: Don't want much, do ya? Jimmy: It ain't about what I want Janis: You know what I mean Jimmy: I know you keep saying you'll do this easy Jimmy: So stop whinging Janis: I ain't Jimmy: 👍 Janis: you liked whelan's then, yeah Jimmy: yeah Jimmy: I'll probably go back Janis: good Janis: i knew you would, it's alright Jimmy: seeing as you know me so well you can find me a real girl to date when this is over Janis: ha Janis: jog on Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: go on Jimmy: it'd be a laugh to see who you'd pick if nowt else Janis: not a dyke, remember? Jimmy: didn't say you had to join in with us, did I? Janis: shut up Janis: what do i know about girls Janis: not a real one, am i Jimmy: what do you reckon you are then? My dream Jimmy: Piss off Janis: don't be stupid Jimmy: you're real Janis: You said it, not me Jimmy: What? Janis: 'you can find me a real girl to date' Jimmy: I meant a girl to not fake date Janis: whatever Jimmy: come on, Janis Janis: don't matter Janis: forget it Jimmy: don't wanna Janis: don't be a dick Janis: if you didn't mean it you didn't Jimmy: I'm not Jimmy: So don't you be a dickhead Janis: What the fuck have I done? Jimmy: acting shady Jimmy: to use your top lingo Janis: 😑 you clearly don't know what that means Jimmy: nah I don't Jimmy: it's bollocks Jimmy: reckon you made it up just then Janis: not that deep undercover than we need our own language Jimmy: good 'cause I ain't sure I'd keep up Jimmy: proper cryptic you Irish Janis: 🖕 Janis: how's that for cryptic? Janis: gobshite Jimmy: 😂 Janis: I'm not finding you a girlfriend Janis: Ruin your own life Jimmy: Alright, leave me to my own devices so I can find another girl who prefers old blokes Jimmy: on your head Janis: If it keeps you from becoming a baby daddy, aren't I doing you/the world a massive service, really, like Jimmy: if that keeps you warm, mate, tell yourself it Jimmy: I'll be shivering 'cause left out in the cold 🎻 Janis: Catch me and Pete laughing at you whilst we fuck on a huge pile of money in our mcmansion Janis: #thedream Jimmy: leave it out Jimmy: I've seen him concentrating when he makes a latte I don't need to think about his face when he's going at it Janis: 😍😍😍 Jimmy: get in his inbox to live that dream Janis: Can't be having my fake mans and real in the same place Janis: mixing business and pleasure always a no Jimmy: he won't say owt Jimmy: tell him you're down to cheat Janis: thanks for your permission 😂 Jimmy: don't care, do I? Jimmy: just keep it off the 'gram Janis: You might have endless faith in him but I don't Janis: everyone knows everyone's business around here 🙄 Jimmy: if you cheat I ain't lost owt Jimmy: go on Jimmy: save me a break up Janis: I don't think so Janis: I get to come out of this looking good, that was part of the deal Jimmy: We can change it easy Jimmy: & anyway who says pete ain't a trade up Janis: Nah Janis: Deal's a deal, I'm sticking to my side of it Jimmy: You've done it Jimmy: been proven those girls ain't my type Janis: If that was true we wouldn't be going tonight Janis: we ain't done here Jimmy: we ain't done for you Jimmy: but if you reckon you've got a better offer, take it Janis: Don't use this as an excuse Janis: you know I don't Jimmy: an excuse for what? Janis: For not wanting to help me out now we've sorted your side of it out Jimmy: I've said I'll do it Jimmy: like I said, not about what I want Janis: I know you don't want it alright Janis: it doesn't have to be much longer Jimmy: just don't fuck Pete Jimmy: I still have to work with him Jimmy: & I don't want the pisstake Janis: I'm not going to Janis: I've literally not spoken to him before Jimmy: then don't speak to him Janis: Um bit far, am I only allowed to order smoothies from you? Jimmy: CG isn't the only shit coffee shop around Jimmy: why come in after this? Janis: so I'm banned now, jesus Janis: fine Janis: I don't even drink coffee Jimmy: I can't ban you Jimmy: not the manager Janis: but you would if you could? Janis: well that's lovely Jimmy: so you would come in for coffee & a chat after I've fake dumped you? 👌 Janis: You're actually such a prick Janis: 1. I'M dumping YOU Janis: 2. You were actually serious that you're gonna delete me? Avoid me forever too? Very mature Jimmy: I'm gonna delete everyone Jimmy: not just you Jimmy: why do you care? like you said, didn't know each other existed before Janis: You're gonna have no friends, whole time you're here then Jimmy: hopefully Jimmy: what you're offering now, are you? Janis: no one good enough for you, yeah? Janis: not now I know Janis: don't worry Jimmy: you were the one warning me not to turn into 'em like a day ago Jimmy: didn't realise the real you was a cheerleader of leprechaun town Janis: Piss off Jimmy: that's the plan Jimmy: wear the uniform tonight though, the fans will love it Janis: It's going to take you ages you may as well try and tolerate it whilst you're here Jimmy: You don't have to outdo my dad on the fatherly advice Jimmy: not part of the deal Janis: Exactly, you're not gonna leave your brother and sister here Janis: so it's years, not months Jimmy: that's assuming any of us are gonna stay here Jimmy: he keeps jobs slightly longer than girlfriends but don't go mad, like Janis: Yeah great, hinge your masterplan on his lack of Janis: I hope it all works out for you, really Jimmy: I don't need a masterplan this is my real life not a fake dating plot Janis: Fuck you Janis: Act like it then, you live here right now, get over it Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: You've lived here longer Jimmy: where's your friends? Janis: What's it matter 'bout me? Jimmy: you're dishing it out like I gotta be living my best life Jimmy: sort yours Janis: Again, this isn't about me Janis: you're not me Jimmy: & you ain't me, sweetheart Jimmy: you don't know what I want so don't tell me Janis: Don't fucking talk to me like that Jimmy: likewise Janis: Fine, be miserable Janis: like you said, why do I care Jimmy: 👍 Janis: Fuck me knowing what you want, I hope you work it out Jimmy: I have Janis: Good for you Jimmy: dead patronising you Jimmy: Love that Janis: I'm not the one throwing out sweethearts like it's the 70s Jimmy: Nah, you're just the one judging me when all you know is my name basically Jimmy: starting to see your sister's POV now Jimmy: bit of a nightmare, aren't you? Janis: Go fuck her then Jimmy: I don't want to Jimmy: but tah for the permission Janis: Literally drop dead Janis: I never once judged you and it's fucking rich you taking issue when all you do is judge everyone here all the time Jimmy: just 'cause you're a girl don't mean you can talk me like that & then tell me how to talk to you Janis: like what Janis: you talk to me like a piece of shit Jimmy: 🖕 Janis: Great Janis: Bye Jimmy: not bye, see you in a bit Jimmy: unless you're bailing Janis: you reckon i'm in the party mood Janis: really Jimmy: not what I asked Jimmy: don't matter how you really feel, does it? Janis: you're a sociopath, awesome Jimmy: no idea Jimmy: but alright fuck the party, don't bother me Janis: nah, 'course, nothing does Jimmy: nowt that's any of your business Janis: 👍 Jimmy: 👌 Janis: I'll still walk the dog it isn't her fault Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: you'll still need the keys Jimmy: won't throw 'em at you not very #goals Janis: I don't care anymore Janis: who am I impressing, like you said Jimmy: when? Janis: You know Janis: I've got no friends, I'm a nightmare Janis: 🎻 Janis: the list goes on Jimmy: that's not what they're seeing Jimmy: just me 🎻 Jimmy: you've impressed everyone else Janis: Please Janis: you're so smart now Jimmy: It don't take much Janis: Exactly Janis: Jig is probably up Jimmy: Bollocks Jimmy: you know it's working Janis: Yeah not now I hate you Jimmy: you didn't love me before Jimmy: but alright Jimmy: call it off Janis: I'm not coming out of this like this Janis: you don't have to see me Janis: I'll make it work myself Jimmy: 👌 Janis: just tell me how you wanna sound Jimmy: I don't care Jimmy: do it how you want Janis: is it wise to give me such free reign Janis: nightmare i am Jimmy: you heard me Jimmy: don't matter Janis: You reckon I shouldn't care? Jimmy: I'm saying I don't Janis: No one's judging you anyway Jimmy: feel free to change that Janis: I'm not that much of a bitch Janis: thanks Jimmy: not on the 'gram anyway Janis: Fuck you Janis: I was being nice Jimmy: 'til I told you not to fuck Pete Jimmy: If I knew that was the dealbreaker I wouldn't have said nowt Janis: No, 'til you asked me to find you a girlfriend, called me not a girl Janis: then fucking agreed with my sister Jimmy: I told you, I never said you weren't a girl Jimmy: & I weren't serious about the girlfriend thing Janis: Whatever Janis: I don't even know if that's his name so it isn't about that Jimmy: alright Janis: It ain't alright Janis: I wasn't serious either you didn't have to take it like that and make it into this thing Jimmy: I seriously don't want you to fuck my co-workers Jimmy: that's all I said Janis: I'm not going to! Janis: I don't even want to Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: don't matter now Janis: Why not Jimmy: 'cause this is finished Jimmy: we don't need to keep chatting 'bout it Janis: Why is it a problem if I'm not gonna do it Jimmy: it ain't Janis: Then stop being a dick Jimmy: You stop being a dick Janis: dickhead Jimmy: You're the dickhead Janis: Oh my God Janis: stop Jimmy: just break it off Jimmy: I've got work to do Janis: Come on Janis: you're really dedicated now you don't wanna talk to me Jimmy: why would I? Jimmy: if we aren't going to the party what is there to chat about? Janis: well we could Janis: but fine Jimmy: you don't wanna either Jimmy: you hate me now, remember? Janis: Well you never liked me apparently so can't be offended Jimmy: yeah I can Janis: It's not fair, that's bullshit Jimmy: you hating me is not the same as me not knowing you Janis: maybe i'm being slightly dramatic Jimmy: go for it Jimmy: like I said, don't matter Janis: No Janis: Shut up being annoying Janis: let's go to the party Jimmy: I don't reckon that's a good idea Janis: Why not Jimmy: not in the running for an oscar, are we? Janis: alright Janis: i'll go by myself i guess Jimmy: that's a worse idea Jimmy: get it together, Jasmine Janis: Why? Jimmy: You're a pisshead & you need me Janis: 😑 Janis: well then you have to come Janis: I'm going Jimmy: Alright Jimmy: when? Janis: Whenever you've done what you've gotta do at Home Janis: I'm already on the bus to get the keys Jimmy: I just have to get the bribes in Jimmy: come with Jimmy: we can get drinks for the party or whatever Janis: I get it, all the sugar Janis: alright Janis: just don't try to palm me off with alcopops Jimmy: piss off would I Jimmy: I don't hate you Janis: tah 😏 you do reckon I can't handle my drink though Janis: which is just untrue Jimmy: you couldn't Jimmy: that's all I've got to go off Jimmy: prove me wrong tonight if you're that mad 'bout it Janis: What did I do? Janis: because I have evidence of YOU licking MY face, thanks snapchat Jimmy: FOR snapchat Jimmy: you were being nice to me when the camera weren't on Janis: How dare I 🙄 Janis: make it sound like I was tryna jump you Jimmy: nowt like that Jimmy: you were just Jimmy: fuck knows, mate Janis: ominous Janis: maybe i won't drink Janis: fuck's sake Jimmy: challenge turned down? 👌 Janis: 😠 No Janis: you got me paranoid now though Jimmy: not trying to get in your head so I'll win or owt Jimmy: nah Janis: 😒 Jimmy: for real though that weren't how I wanted that to sound Jimmy: it was fun Jimmy: you weren't a total dickhead like usual, that's it Janis: so what you're really saying is Janis: I should make a habit of it? Janis: cool Janis: I thought you meant I was white girl wasted then I'd have to kms, obviously Jimmy: I'm saying if I were gonna hate you, I couldn't then 'cause you were alright Jimmy: calm down Janis: Awh babe Jimmy: what the fuck is white girl wasted? Janis: If Gracie or any of her mates are at this party, hopefully not, you'll get to see Janis: the girls who are screaming 'this is my song!' to every other shit song Janis: and lose their shoes and shit and end up sobbing hysterically on a poor bouncer or something Jimmy: that don't exist up north, lasses drink like lads Jimmy: I'll have to take you Jimmy: learn something, Jemima Janis: you can't say the north has a better drinking culture than ireland Janis: that's literally all we're known for excuse you Jimmy: I reckon I just did Jimmy: am I gonna get cursed now? Janis: Think you're gonna get deported so you'll be buzzin' on that Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: they aren't gonna be at the party are they? Janis: Nah, would've seen all the annoying getting ready and pre-drinks stories by now Jimmy: thank feck as you 🍀 say Jimmy: fun as it'd be to get that angry vein going in Mia's head again Janis: Please never say that again but do 'cos I wanna hear wtf it'd sound like in your accent 😂 Janis: she's DYING for round two Jimmy: I'll whisper it in your ear later if you pretend I'm saying something #goals Janis: Deal Jimmy: Just don't piss yourself laughing I don't need everyone reckoning my chat is that bad Janis: 🎭 Janis: I'll be so into it it'll be awkward for everyone else Janis: 💪 Jimmy: yeah alright Jane fonda just try & look like you're dying for round two 😍💕 Jimmy: maybe there'll be a room we can fake fuck in Janis: What are house parties for Janis: besides easier underage drinking, obviously Jimmy: as long as Mia ain't there to listen at the door Janis: I refuse to fake an orgasm for her the cunt you'd have to actually just fuck me Jimmy: I'll just take you home if she shows up Jimmy: pretend like I'm anti-fucking in strangers houses Jimmy: like its a northern thing or summat Janis: 😂 Polite, very anti-you Janis: but it works Jimmy: there's only so much convincing fakery I could let you do before it'd just sound hot Jimmy: not part of the deal for me to be into it Janis: Yeah Janis: Only human Jimmy: 🐍 quota in these parts is full Janis: Truly Janis: Don't tell Paddy, he'll be fuming Jimmy: 🤞 Jimmy: better get more smokes if you're sharing Jimmy: remind me Janis: Should get my own, least pay you half Jimmy: call it my being a dickhead tax Jimmy: besides, people were into it Jimmy: new #goals Janis: You make it look good Janis: no one needs to know you get out of breath on a dog walk Jimmy: you give then you take away Jimmy: 💔 Jimmy: next time tweet the first bit & leave off the second Janis: I already did that story, no caption necessary Janis: can't have you thinking I'm too nice again and going weird on me Jimmy: Piss off Jimmy: Are we meant to do getting ready snaps or are you not white enough? Janis: God no Janis: 'less we're being all extra about how much we don't wanna leave bed, like Jimmy: we could Jimmy: I zip up your...dress? but you take off my shirt Jimmy: make it sexy Jimmy: 😂 Janis: 😂 Janis: this is just going to get confusing Janis: end up leaving half undressed but not in the intentional way Jimmy: no then? Janis: nah, we can Janis: means having to take less there so we can lowkey have a decent time still Jimmy: almost like you now Jimmy: 'cause that's a top plan Janis: Gimme time Janis: not a fan of almosts like go all in and hate me or you know Jimmy: 👌 Jimmy: what are you wearing not heavy breathing way? Jimmy: in a* Janis: Thanks for clarifying Janis: I put a few options in my bag, I'd ask a girl but you know Janis: You'll have to do Jimmy: I am out of breath but 🚬 not burning desire Jimmy: piss off I'm better Jimmy: I'll tell you what looks hot Jimmy: 😍 not bitchy side eye Janis: #truelove Janis: #lastsalifetime #inyourlungs Janis: Good, can always get that from your sister if I'm missing it Jimmy: You're getting too decent at #s gonna have to dump you 💔 Janis: #damn Jimmy: Stop Janis: #gonnamissmewhenimgone Jimmy: #Janis please Jimmy: if you make me laugh I could keel over 🚬 remember Janis: When bae calls you a health risk 😍 Jimmy: #goals right Jimmy: love you so much its gonna kill me Janis: mhmm Janis: i told ya, just got the organ wrong Janis: no 💔 going for the lungs Jimmy: just leave my 🍆 out of it & like my head I ain't too concerned Jimmy: least I got a pair of lungs Janis: are you saying i have 🍆 envy Janis: cos that's even older than the dyke line tbh i expect better from you Jimmy: let me know when I streak through the party Janis: 😂 Janis: Will do Jimmy: don't say nowt if you don't 'cause 💔 Jimmy: it ain't my party to cry at Janis: Poor boy Janis: Just tryna seem nonchalant 'cos already meant to have seen it, duh Jimmy: try & seem 😍 like you can't get enough of it though Jimmy: tah very much Janis: Okay you want drooling Janis: got it Jimmy: if you can Janis: Don't doubt me, just your ability to bring it Janis: kinda cold Jimmy: where I'm from this is summer temps Jimmy: don't worry 'bout me, girl Janis: Then we won't have a problem Jimmy: nah Jimmy: & if anyone asks, I'm thinking 'bout you #muse Janis: I think they'll have more pressing questions Janis: like, what the fuck? Jimmy: that's how it is in 🍀 Jimmy: boring feckers Janis: 😂 Janis: maybe after you've been there and had a few Jimmy: I won't find them boring? Jimmy: or I will Janis: saying you taking your kit off would be craic and not a sign of something wrong Janis: they'll still be pretty dry Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: can I leave here yet? it's rivaling in the boredom stakes Jimmy: come back Mia, some mildly annoying shit you've done is forgiven Jimmy: nowt else Janis: Shh Janis: come meet me off bus Janis: #romance Jimmy: alright Jimmy: you sold it to me Janis: 💕 Soft Jimmy: give me the kiss of life if I look like I'm going Jimmy: 'cause you know I'll 🚬 & walk Janis: 😏 Janis: Giving the OAPs on here a show Jimmy: love our new audience 💕 Janis: always a bitchy one though, i 👀 you grandmia Jimmy: probably is her nan Jimmy: does she have a face like 🍋 Janis: Chewing wasps forreal Janis: though I think Mia just rose up from the pits of hell by herself so Jimmy: get her number for my ex Janis: 😂 Janis: so thoughtful Jimmy: her status updates have been harrowing mate Jimmy: reckon Barry's playing away 💔🎻 Janis: Oh no Janis: typical Barry move Jimmy: Yeah Jimmy: near end of life crisis Janis: Stop making me laugh I'm getting looks Jimmy: payback for before when you near ended my life Jimmy: could be worse least I'm not turning you on with the mention of him Janis: War flashbacks, like Jimmy: you got it, JoJo Janis: 💔 Janis: I don't get it but you do you Janis: true love and all that, I guess Jimmy: You don't get wanting to fuck an old bloke? Jimmy: Me either Janis: 😏 OMG we get it, you're straight Janis: it's me they got the questions about, not you Jimmy: so far Jimmy: but Pete is gonna need consoling for his 💔 Janis: 🙄 don't drag me into this Janis: find yourself a girl and him a mans Jimmy: so nah to the threesome? 👌 I'll let him know Janis: You don't wanna see his cum face Jimmy: I'll look at the back of his head Janis: Alright, glad you've worked out the logistics Janis: be rude to make him stay under the pillow Jimmy: 👍 Jimmy: in or out? Janis: whey Janis: long as it don't count 'cos threeways don't Jimmy: 'course Janis: 👍 Jimmy: #romance Janis: you know it Janis: real test faking it to that level, no matter how thick he is Jimmy: 🥇 Jimmy: we've got this baby 💕 Janis: Poor Pete Jimmy: 🎻🎻🎻 Jimmy: you see me yet? Janis: Hold on, lemme try and remember what you look like Jimmy: You ain't that good at faking it, Justine Jimmy: #unforgettable Janis: You'll be huffy when you find me chatting to the wrong white boy Jimmy: Nah I'll just smack him Jimmy: #goals like Janis: 😏 Janis: There you are Jimmy: 😘

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Placing the diapers in the baby changing bag, my ears perked up hearing Junior cry “Chris! What are you doing to my baby in the bath?” Chris is in that mood to annoy Junior today “he ruined sex for us, I am just annoying him” Chris said back to me “mhmmm leave him alone, he just wanted his parents” zipping the changing bag up, I am glad we came home last night because honestly I was tired from dragging the gown around, Chris undressed me and we had nothing but sex last night. We tried to have sex in the morning but it didn’t work out “it’s ok, mommy is coming to save you Junior” shuffling myself towards the bathroom “he’s ok now” Chris and Junior are both in the bath “I can tell, you have bubbles on his head, clearly he’s ok” Junior smiled at me started kicking his legs, the water splashing as he did which caused him to stop “you did that” Chris said smiling down at him, sitting down at the side of the bathtub. Junior is ever so intrigued by the bubbles, moving the bubbles away from his head “it’s such a lovely day today, I just want to have a nice little outing to Central Park, show Junior the outside world with the bodyguards of course but Noella and Majesty are coming. We about to have a nice little picnic as a family” Chris lifted Junior up from the water “my son really got rolls but you famous now, baby breezy they calling you” Chris faced Junior towards himself, with both hands holding him Chris laid him lightly down in the water. Junior started kicking and moving his arms “maybe we should take him classes for swimming, he likes it in the water” god, I just want to give Junior the world. Just staring at my own son, I am so in love.

I was going to dress Junior but Chris wanted to do it “quit kicking your legs around” Junior seems to be in a very good mood though, Junior clenched his fist staring at Chris because he is not letting Chris put his shorts on “Robyn, we about to have problems, my own son wants to fight me” sitting on the bed slowly “you have done nothing but annoy my baby now he is getting you back” Junior turned his head to the side “I am here baby, I won’t let daddy be mean to you” Junior unclenched his fist smiling at me “mommys face makes you happy, I know. I love you too” placing my finger in his hand “why you acting like he hates me?” Chris said “I didn’t say anything like that, you are the one annoying” Chris finally put his shorts on “no, don’t be putting my finger in your mouth now” moving my finger back “that is because he didn’t let me bust a nut. I was at the climax, so close too” I sighed out “I know, but think about how much we have been having sex. We will have more” he is dramatic “Maurice got little boobs though, he fat. You a fat little nigga” side eyeing Chris “are you ever going to stop?” Junior is just a little chubby, he is a big baby “nope, he got big ole leg rolls too” pushing Chris away “go away now, I will dress him” my poor son is getting abuse because Chris couldn’t bust a nut “maybe it’s all that breast milk, that is what is making him fat” I wasn’t even a big baby but Junior must have got all the best nutrients “it’s just baby fat, you let your dad know how handsome you going to be. He just jealous that he is all skin and bone, you are going to be all muscle and handsome” getting up from the bed “with a long dick, you ain’t mention that shit!” Chris shouted.

Wiping the side of Junior’ mouth with the towel, placing the towel down and pulling my top down. I am so glad he fell asleep, I didn’t think he would have but he did fall asleep because he usually likes to stay awake and play for a while “do you ever stop feeding him? He is always on your nipple” Chris walked back into the room “I wanted him to sleep and he is, I just want him to be more alert when we go out that is all. Seriously, stop saying that Junior is fat” he is offending me now, that is my baby. Placing Junior over my shoulder and slowly shuffling off the bed “I am playing, you called me skin and bones” walking by Chris “I did but my son is a little on the chubby side and I don’t like him being called fat” slowly placing him in the crib “ssssshhh baby” his face scrunching up “please don’t cry” placing his blanket over him “Jen is here” Chris said “and I am sorry, he’s my fat boy too. He’s cute and chubby, I love it” turning around looking over at Chris “mhmm” poking my lips out “can’t wait for Junior to cuss you out when he grows” I know that will be happening.

Hugging Jen as I yawned out “the woman that left the building for sex” busting out laughing “Chris get that!!” someone is ringing the room phone, sitting down on the couch “god, it was a good night though. I did enjoy myself but I just wanted to go home, I felt like I couldn’t enjoy my son either because he was so confused with my face. But I saw some pictures, that picture of Chris, ASAP and Junior, so cute. Then I didn’t know Junior met half of the celebrities there, Kanye actually held a child, picture with Kim” Jen gasped “no, did you see the picture of him with Zayn Malik? He was smiling with him so wide, Chris really out here with his son. But the pictures are very cute and have made such a hit, I had a little nod from someone that called him photogenic” Jen stopped speaking as Majesty ran shouting “auntie!” She ran around the couch “oh my big girl, look at you” catching her as she jumped at me “hey ladies, I caught up with Dennis on the way here” Noella said, hugging Majesty close “missed you so so much” pressing kisses to her cheek “I miss you too auntie” Noella leaned down kissing my cheek “long time hoe, you look so good. Oh my god, I am shaking. I was shaking let me say, you looked so beautiful, fuck me. Chris came out looking like he was getting married again but god, you slayed the whole night. People are shook, the ladies are shaking” Noella said as she sat down, fixing Majesty on my lap “thank you, that gown got me so tired that I came home” Jen scoffed “a damn lie, she wanted the D but anyways, Dennis my boy is here” Jen said changing the subject “I just asked him to video us having sex, like take pictures. What do you think?” side eyeing Chris “I rather he not do that thank you Chris, just sit down and not say another word” I know he has asked Dennis that.

I don’t know what Dennis and Chris are speaking about but they seem to be in deep conversation “so, the brown family are on every blog. I am getting offers left, right and centre. I just woke up to a lot, I am still trying to go through them but Vogue seemed to be offering the best. They want to do a family photoshoot, they want Chris in the interview and I think that is the best one. Offering the most money. And oh my god, get Chris Junior a fucking agent he’s chubby self gathering contracts. He’s Chris Brown and Rihanna son, handsome son and people want a piece but I got a few things, Armani Junior is one but I need to read the rest” my son is actually getting contracts, look at him “that picture of him with ASAP, his eye colour looks sharp as fuck. I think he was just staring but that flash got him” Noella said “mhmm I need to think about that but the Vogue is a big maybe, I think it will be a yes. But we need to sort the Christening out, god. We have done nothing, we are doing it in LA and that is it. Things happened and I am just going to have to bring the family here and Chris needs to deal with the house being busy, Junior hasn’t really met all of the family and I want him to know them all. Be close to them, no matter what every year Barbados is going to be a place where we stay for a few weeks” I want Junior close to them.

“How are you just that bitch! I really hate you” Noella spat “fuck this bitch, how has this bitch just walked out of her bedroom looking like a whole meal with a god damn baby on her hip” Noella won’t stop “I am barely that ready, I just found it” Noella clapped her hands doing a little run towards Junior and I “look at his little patch of curls, I want him” Noella took Junior from me “baby, mommy it’s baby. Oh na na baby” Majesty spat pointing, I am glad everyone is here “nice to see your legs out honey, I am here for the black skin tight dress and trench coat” smiling at Yusef “I said it’s not child friendly, we going to a damn park” here comes Chris “oh be quiet you, we want to see boobs, ass legs, vagina. It’s been a long time coming and my girl is finally happy to show those juicy thighs” I feel my cheeks heating up but then Junior sure stopped my moment “no, you can’t cry to mommy. I am your family too, you leave her” Noella walked off with Junior crying, I knew he would have cried with her but he needs to get used to it “you just mad I look good” I said to Chris “you damn right, I am watching niggas. Out here trying to get my woman and shit” he wouldn’t stop saying that in the bedroom “I am after her Chris” Jen smirked at Chris “see I don’t mind that, both of you at the side of me. I can deal but no other men” I already have two men, I don’t need more if he thinks I am even interested.

New York paparazzi are just so annoying, they done blocked off the front “I rather just go back upstairs, I am not having being pushed” I am done already, we are in the lobby and it’s just busy “we can do this but we just need to do it in different stages, right?” Rich said to Cass “yeah, so if Rihanna goes out with Jen, Noella and Majesty. Chris you come out after with the baby. The second SUV pull up and the rest will follow on. That way we can just make sure Chris is good with the baby, we can do it” Cass is right we can just do that “ok fine, I just want to take my son outside so he can see some things. This is annoying” I don’t want that for him, to be followed and shit I just want him to have a life and see things “so come on, let’s start” sucks, now I have to leave my son behind. Walking over to Chris “don’t let them push you out there, it’s like I am staring at myself when I look at you my handsome son” touching the side Junior’ face, he is going to be quiet because he has his pacifier in his mouth “come on you” I held my hand out the Majesty “Auntie, baby there” she pointed behind her, I hope to god we can just lose them or they may just stay out here.

The SUV door closed and I breathed out a sigh of relief that everyone is in the car “how did you even slip yo ass into this car?” I said to Dennis, I swear he was supposed to go into the second SUV “Chris told me to follow him so I did” Chris shifted on to the side with Junior on his lap, he is so quiet which I love “are you videoing?” I questioned, Dennis has not put the camera down “yeah he is, I told him I want him to do some videoing for me. I just want some things for the fans, Anthony and I are doing a few things for the tour so yeah, I am bringing a new album out again too. I want there to be footage of things, I hired yo cameraman for me, so in real terms you’re paying him for me” no wonder they was speaking “who said I pay Dennis? I could pay him in nudes? You don’t know that” I retorted “ha ha, sure. You barely give me nudes” frowning at Chris “I mean what is the point in giving you nudes when you see me in real life all of the time?” he is so stupid, Chris side eyed me “Maurice you are so stank, I think he done a dirty diaper or he farted on me” Chris need to quit holding Junior like that “stop holding him like he is trash, he has probably farted on you” Chris held Junior out to himself “nah, does anybody want a nasty child. That is foul” Jen giggled at the side of me “you are so protective, like a lioness with a cub. You are about to pounce on him” I am so ready to slap the back Chris’ head.

Tightening the side of the strap on the baby carrier “I have waited for this moment for so long, to see you in one of these and look at that” moving back a little “do I look good? You think I could pull another female now? Act like a nigga that don’t know what he doing with a baby?” Cass laughed with Chris “the only two idiots laughing right now, just look at me. Don’t move” taking the picture of them both “awww yes, I am so damn happy. I got my picture of Chris with a baby carrier on, I have been wanting to see this for years, I mean I knew evetually he would be my baby daddy” I laughed saying aloud “do not put that in what ever video Chris is doing” walking back over to Chris “do I look good? Show me? I am actually getting a shoulder ache, the weight of him” kissing Junior’ forehead “leave him, you picked my pregnant ass up stop playing” I am so happy to just spend some family time with my husband and baby.

Pulling a face, I am legit bored “little nigga you need to grow up so we can do better things. Your momma is boring” looking down at Maurice, he squinted his eyes at me “we are touring flowers, who the hell cares that flowers are blooming. I don’t, do you?” I don’t think Maurice does either, looking up at the weirdos I call family taking pictures of flowers “having fun?” Cass asked “nope, not at all” Cass chuckled “you do know that no man enjoys family time. This is more of a women’s thing, we are just there. I mean what can we say, it’s the little things” Maurce head butted my chain, looking down at him “you knew it was there” he scrunched his face up ready to cry “ok, ok. It’s ok. You don’t need to cry, look at what momma is doing. Shall I push her over the barrier?” standing behind Robyn, she is crouched down and is very into this flower shit. I really want to push her “see, no need to cry. You just stupid” looking down at Robyn’ booty “booty looking good enough to eat” I said aloud “you eat booty!” Majesty repeated, my eyes bulged out “noo, don’t say that” how shameful “see what your stupid mouth gets” I hope she forgets that “come here, crouch down” Robyn said, crouching down at the side of Robyn “look at this baby, look how beautiful they are. The tour guide said some weird name but I love the purple” smiling at Robyn being so into this “you are an actual boring person now” Robyn bought the flower closer to Maurice “I don’t think he about to touch it, he thinks it’s weird” he ain’t about that flower life, hearing a snap in my ear and looking at Robyn as she gasped “oh my god you broke it!” I spat “shut up” she hit my leg with the flower in her hand, busting out laughing “your momma ain’t shit, that poor momma flower going to be looking for it” Robyn looks so upset but it’s hilarious.

Holding Robyn’ hand as we walked to this castle “I actually broke the flower for you” Robyn held it out to me “oh no, don’t be putting that on me. You broke it and now trying to get me to hold it, how do you think that flower is going to feel when she sees her child gone, look at the lifeless thing” Robyn hit my shoulder with the flower “I honestly hate you, how can one be so annoying” she loves me really “excuse me, ma’am!” I shouted waving my hand at the tour guide, the lady turned around “what are you doing?” Robyn asked “is it normal for people to take souvenirs? My wife has stole a flower and I just wanted to be truthful” the lady stared at Robyn but broke into a smile “I heard Chris teasing you earlier, it’s fine” Robyn is so embarrassed “this is what I have to put up with” the lady walked off “I swear I want to kick you hard, annoying ass” she is saying that while smiling “you love me though” I think she lowkey hates me right now.

I am impressed with Robyn, I don’t know how she got all of this but we legit having a picnic which is cute. Laying on my side on top of the picnic blanket laid out, Maurice is sat up but resting against me “I would say I was bored but it was good, it’s nice to just you know chill in the open” Majesty ran back with his toy “thank you baby, I am glad you liked it. You enjoyed teasing me more though” smirking at Robyn “you stole his toy and now you come back, you lucky he didn’t cry” Majesty is a brat “I play with him” she sat next to Maurice “here you play baby” Maurice is not interested now “Chris look up!” Dennis half shouted, looking up at Dennis and he just took the picture “this scenery is so beautiful, Robyn. Come, sit behind Chris. We can do a photoshoot now” smiling looking back at Maurice, he is really just sitting back on me all quiet. I think he likes it outside “are you just wanting me behind Chris or?” Robyn asked “what else?” she is being odd for no reason “just be natural, I have some beautiful shots all day. I mean maybe lean forward and kiss Chris, keep the kids there” they better hurry because Maurice is about to cry out for Robyn, he has seen his mom now.

Robyn sat on my lap on the floor “Junior is all snuggled up asleep now in the stroller” placing my arms around Robyn “good, we need to do more things with Junior. I know I though it was wack but you right, he needs to see nature and shit. We need to take him on a holiday” Robyn shifted in my lap “I was thinking on taking him Barbados, I was planning on going back with the family” I let out an oh “I was just thinking it baby but I just think it would be the right moment, listen to me on this before you cut me off. Junior is going to be there for two weeks, he is going to experience things and I don’t want you to miss out. I want you to be there, his dad taking him on the beach in the water. I get it, I understand but if you come with me I will only got for a week for you but if not then I will stay there for two weeks but for you I will cut it short, I understand if you don’t want to come but just think on it” nodding my head “so you just going after the Christening?” I questioned “yeah I think it will be the best time, what you think?” I shrugged, I don’t want to say anything “so what do I do without you guys?” they are both in my daily routine “be yourself baby, invite your friends. Have fun? But it’s open, I want you to come” nodding my head, I really need to think it through because I don’t want to seem like I am on Robyn’ hip but she is my baby, she is my entertainment, she kills my thoughts I feel when I am alone.

Patting my jeans down, it’s getting late now and it’s turning cold so we about to go “Yusef take a picture of me and shawty” unlocking my phone as I walked over to him “Dennis got loads though” I shrugged “they can be done later, Robyn” waving her over, walking back a little “come here, I want a picture with you” Robyn skipped over to me with the biggest smile on her face, placing my arm around her “oh Majesty, will you move!” Yusef spat, she is stuck to me “Majesty, you can have a picture after” she looked up at me like I swore at her “this is why I am glad we had a boy” I feel bad now “just stand there, we have a picture after ok?” smiling wide looking at Yusef “all done” Yusef said, moving my arm away from Robyn “come here, let me have a picture with my second wife” picking Majesty up “this little girl don’t stop, Noella your daughter is spoilt but proceed Chris” kissing Majesty’ cheek “done, here you are” he passed my phone back “what about me? Don’t I get love” Jen got to be joking me “I am playing with you” I was about to say then “I sent you the picture to your phone Chris from the camera, the one where you’re laid out with the kids and Robyn” Dennis said, tapping on my message “just come through now” tapping the picture “this is a cute ass picture, look at my face staring at the camera though” I like it, I am about to go on a posting spree now.

Pushing the stroller with the bodyguards ahead of us, there is fans walking at the side of us. I mean we can only stop some and Maurice is asleep in the stroller so they can’t see him “Chris Brown, you look so sexy with your new hair! I love you” the female said, looking to the side of me smiling “thank you ma” nodding my head, feeling Robyn hook her arm around mine “he is such a DILF, oh my god!” this is so hilarious, I can’t stop laughing to myself “what’s one of these?” I asked playing so dumb “a dad I like to fuck” Jen walked to the side of me “move back ladies, enough” I knew that but I played dumb “please can we have a picture! Oh please!” Jen side eyed me “you ain’t so stupid” she said to me, I shrugged looking at Robyn “I don’t care” was the first thing she said, moving my arm back and placing it around Robyn while still pushing the stroller “that is because I am yours, no need to trip. I love you” Robyn turned her face to me and pressed a kiss to my lips “I will think about what you told me earlier” Robyn smiled at me “I am happy you listened without going crazy on me, it is up to you because you can always catch up with your friends. A little freedom from me” looking ahead of me, I don’t like Robyn being away from me like that.

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Down By The River (Castiel x Reader)

Another submission for @riversong-sam‘s birthday challenge!

My prompt was Last Goodbye

Warnings: character death, depressed Cass

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His hand lay under your head, supporting it so it wouldn’t touch the sullied ground. The unclean ground where your body lay nearly motionless. He cradled your torso in his lap and kept you close, warm, as comfortable as he could make you. His beige trenchcoat lay in half in the mud that was close to freezing over for the night in attempt to conserve some of your body heat

“Guess we won’t be going on that second date huh?” You smiled weakly up at him, finding his other hand with your own, resting on your abdomen. He shook his head.

“No, I’m afraid not.” He breathed out shakily and tried to smile back.

As per usual, a hunt had gone wrong, but this time it ended with your blood slowly leaking into the dirt. It was hard for Cass to grip what was happening; you’d known him so long, and just recently you were beginning to have feelings for the angel, as weird as that was.

“Put your coat back on Cass.” You mumbled, trying to focus on his eyes, his lips, anything that could keep you in this world a little longer.

“I do not get cold, Y/N. I’ll be fine.” His thumb brushed against your cheek gently.

The colour of your face was slowly draining, like your blood, and your lips were turning cold along with your fingers. Cass’ hand ran through your hair gently and you breathed out, calm.

“Please just let me heal you.” He begged. Angels didn’t really cry, but if they did, you’d guess that Castiel was about as close as they could get. His hands were leaving yours warmer and his voice broke when he managed to speak. The blue in his eyes seemed vibrant when he was most upset. You shook your head slowly.

“You’ve saved me...too many times, Castiel.”

“Then don’t leave me just yet, Y/N, please.” He pressed his cool lips to your forehead and you smiled softly. Both Sam and Dean returned, stopping in their tracks as they saw Castiel kneeling. They’d gone after the demon that had provided you with a nice lethal stab wound. Lucky enough for you, you were on the hellspawn’s list just because you affiliated with the Winchesters.

They decided not to get any closer. Castiel’s shoulders were shuddering above you and your breath was getting shallow.

“I think it’s time for me to go.” All you could get out was a whisper.

“I don’t want to watch the love between us die...” Cass muttered, a small teardrop fell from his eye and he breathed softly, the light fog swirling and then disappearing. You were silent. It was forbidden for humans and angels to be together, but Castiel’s current track record showed that he wasn’t exactly keen on following the rules lately.

“Y/N, please don’t leave me... Wake up.” Cass shook your shoulders gently and his heart pounded softly. He was struck with the fear that he would never again see your smile. Behind the tragic scene, Dean bit his lip and glanced at his brother knowingly, whose head was down in mourning. Losing people was in their job description, but they never thought they would lose you too.

Castiel knelt on the ground with your body early into the cold morning, just stroking your stiff, soft skin. Sam and Dean couldn’t bear it any longer, especially since they couldn’t feel their toes.

“Cass, buddy. Y/N’s gone... we gotta go.” He didn’t want to pry him away from you; he knew as well as his brother that in the time you’d known each other, Cass felt a certain way about you that was unheard of in angel disposition.

Rigid, Castiel stood up, holding your limp body bridal style in his arms. His eyes were cold and fixed upon the ground.

“Cass, you know anything else about- Hey, Cass,” Dean repeated as he looked up from the lore book that lay on the kitchen table.

Castiel was standing near one of the bookshelves with an old shoebox in front of him, a shoebox he kept of your things.

“Cass?” Sam piped up, which earned them a look from the angel.

“You okay?” Dean asked. Castiel nodded slowly and glanced back into the box briefly before putting it back on the shelf. Whatever was in his hands, he folded and tucked into one of his coat pockets.

“Yes, I am okay. What is it you need help with?” He was quick to change the subject.

As Dean explained their newest case file, Castiel’s mind wandered.

It had already been a few months since your death and he still regretted the fact that he hadn’t tried to save you.

His eyes had lost their lustre and his voice had lost its sincerity. He no longer could feel the warmth of your touch or the feeling that sparked inside him whenever he would see your face.

He kept thinking about that godforsaken promise he’d made to you. The promise that you’d proposed all those months back that entailed the angel not to save you if it came down to it. Your rationale was that if you were supposed to die, you were supposed to die. You weren’t going to mess with Fate. It didn’t work out so well last time.

Cass disappeared from the room before the boys realized how tight he was clenching his fists.

Dean let out an exasperated sigh and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.

“He’s gotta get over this damn wall.” He grumbled. His best friend had been disconnected ever since the accident, and they needed him to be at his best just in case they needed him.

“C’mon Dean, you can’t blame him, and we can’t just keep asking him to solve our problems,” Sam said softly, uncrossing his arms and walking around the table to his brother.

“I’m not asking him to solve our problems, I’m just asking him to get his head out of his ass and take one for the team. He’s gotta get over it at some point.”

“He lost Y/N, you can’t expect him to be...all there.” Brushing a few strands of hair out of his face, Sam sighed.

“We lost Y/N, too, Sam. You don’t see me crying about it.” Dean glared up at his brother but Sam knew better. Both of the boys were upset that you were dead, but they both processed it differently. Already, Dean had gone overkill on three big baddies. Sam knew he was taking it hard, but still not as hard as Cas was taking it.

Defeated, Sam spoke again.

“Even angels need time to grieve, Dean. Give him a break.”

“Hello, Y/N.” Cass’ gravely voice mumbled, his lips curling slightly at the ends. For some reason, he always hoped you would answer him.

The grey headstone looked back at him with the same blank face as always but he still smiled and sat down on the ground in front of it, fighting back his sadness. The old tree that twisted up behind the grave provided shade for the ground that was patched with unique rays sunlight that managed to stream through the leaves overhead. The sun would be setting soon. Cass’ trench coat flapped gently in the quiet wind and he breathed shallowly.

He made sure to bury your body in the most beautiful place he could find, so secluded and peaceful that only he could visit you there and no one could find you by accident. Having a hunter’s funeral for you, like the boys wanted, was out of the question. He could not let his last memory of you to be filled with fire. He only hoped where you were, you could be as at peace as the river was.

“The stars should be beautiful tonight.” He looked up through the break in the trees at the sky and left himself in silence, imagining you responding to his statement with a fact about constellations or the recent meteor shower. He looked back down at your grave and sighed.

“I thought of you again today, Y/N.” His fingers pressed to the ground where he clearly remembered laying your body, wrapped in sheets. The river bubbled by the gravesite and he watched the water find it’s way around the rocks. If only it was that easy for him to get around this rock.

“I never got to say goodbye to you, Y/N.” Cass’ voice broke. The clouds overhead floated by, ill-concerned about whatever was going on down on earth. If any of his brothers or sisters saw him this way, they would be convinced that Earth had corrupted him, somehow made him more human, which they thought of as a bad thing.

“You gave me more life than you’ll ever know.” A few tears slid down his cheeks and he pulled the folded item from his pocket. He couldn’t ever tell you how he felt. With trembling hands, he unfolded the photograph and stared at your smile. He’d taken a liking to Polaroid cameras just a few months before your death. And even though he wasn’t particularly good with technology, or photogenic for that matter, he found a way to get a picture of the two of you together. It always made him smile.

He quickly wiped his eyes and started digging a small hole in the dirt in front of the grave, where a few wildflowers had begun to grow.

“I want you to have this. So you can remember us.” He folded the photograph again, into a small square and he set it into the ground, burying it gently. His tears, by now, had started to flow again, and he imagined them being fuel for more flowers.

Slowly, he stood up again and glanced at his surroundings before turning back to your headstone, where he would make sure it would never snow or be damaged. He intended to visit you often to tell you everything that was happening without you, as much as it broke his heart.

“Goodbye, Y/N.”

With one more look, Castiel pressed a kiss to his fingers and set them on the top of your headstone.

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2014

2014 was another solid year. At this point I’m feeling comfortable, having fun, and it’s safe to say both concert and outdoor photography were a passion of mine. I never really had the patience for staged photos with a tripod, and loved the challenge of concert photography because you can’t use a flash, have to deal with low light, moving subjects (sometimes moving crowd), and unpredictable lighting, etc. No two shows were the same, and I loved it.

I ultimately decided it was time for a new camera. I updated my Canon T2i to a 6D, and now had a solid trio of lenses to pair with it - 70-200 2.8, 24-70 2.8, and the 50 1.4. I still kept the T2i, and would use two cameras for shows so I didn’t have to swap out lenses.

In 2014, I attended numerous memorable shows. I invite you to click on the bold print below for links to each of the 22 shows, where you’ll find photos, videos, and maybe even a few words.

These are just a handful of some of my favorite shows from 2014, and to see the full list of every show I covered in ‘14 (with links) click the ‘14-’16 archive here.

Benefit For David Lamb of Brown Bird at Club Passim 1.6.14 - Sadly David Lamb, of the duo Brown Bird, passed away shortly after this benefit from his battle with leukemia. It was nice to see all the local artists pay tribute to Brown Bird’s music, and the The Low Anthem covered my favorite Brown Bird song “Black Rivers”.

David’s version can be heard here.

The Low Anthem cover can be seen here.

Neutral Milk Hotel at the Orpheum Theatre (1.16.14) - As if seeing Jeff Mangum in 2011 wasn’t good enough, just a few years later, the whole band played a killer show at the Orpheum.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah in J.P (1.31.14) - I love shows at non-traditional venues, and the frontman of CYHSY, Alec Ounsworth, played a solo acoustic show at a very tiny art gallery (hallway) in Jamaica Plain for 20 people. Very unique experience.

Lord Huron at Royale (2.4.14) - The band was still touring behind the debut album, Lonesome Dreams, which quickly became a favorite of mine.

Arctic Monkeys at Agganis Arena (2.6.14) - I remember when the Arctic Monkeys released Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not back in ‘06. The band blew up, and people we paying hundreds of dollars for a ticket to see their sold out show at the Paradise. This ‘14 Boston show was solid, and the band was touring behind their new release AM.

Band of Horses at the Somerville Theatre (2.25.14) - The band just released the album, Acoustic at the Ryman, and this Somerville show included much of the same. Such a beautiful acoustic show.

Boston Calling Day #1 (5.23.14) - (Cass McCombs, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Jack Johnson) - Boston Calling was now expanding to three days, which now included a Friday show.

Boston Calling Day #2 (5.24.14) (Jenny Lewis, Frank Turner, The Head and the Heart, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie) - It was fun to have both DCFC and The Decemberists play back to back, and I remember the torrential downpour during The Decemberists’ set. The die-hard fans stayed and embraced it.

Boston Calling Day #3 (5.25.14) - (Kurt Vile, Phosphorescent, Tegan and Sara, Bastille, Brand New, Modest Mouse) - Solid day #2.

Damon Albarn at Royale (6.9.14) - I’ll start by saying that I’m a huge Blur fan and was very fortunate to catch them back in ‘96 and ‘97, and ‘00. it was really cool to be able to cover this one, and snap some pics of Damon from the pit.

Iron and Wine at the Casino Ballroom, NH (6.25.14) - I enjoy a little road trip to see a show, and I have good memories of this one. I arrived at Hampton Beach early, and walked up and down the beach. I enjoyed the show, got some solid photos, and even saw fireworks on the beach later that night. Not a bad way to spend a Wednesday evening

Billy Joel at Fenway Park (6.26.14) - I first saw Billy Joel back in the day with Elton John at the TD Garden. I enjoyed this Fenway show.

Newport Folk Festival Fri (7.25.14) (The Devil Makes Three, Hozier, Jenny Lewis, Reignwolf, Robert Hunter, Lake Street Dive, Langhorne Slim, Spirit Family Reunion, Band of Horses, Bear’s Den, Jimmy Cliff, Ryan Adams) -

Being a huge Ryan Adams fan, and seeing him finally make a Newport appearance, I couldn’t be happier. A great way to close the first day of the fest.

Newport Folk Festival Day Sat (7.26.14) (J. Roddy Walston & The Business, Benjamin Booker, Shovels and Rope, Shakey Graves, Houndmouth, Deer Tick, Lucuis, The Milk Carton Kids, Nickel Creek, Puss n’ Boots, Jack White) -

If I recall correctly, every day of the festival was now selling out well in advance, and was becoming know nationwide by significantly more people. Jack White’s Fort Stage performance is up there with the best of them.

Heartbreaker Banquet at the Jane Pickens Theatre (7.26.14) (Shakey Graves, Shovels and Rope, Lucius, Valerie June) -

It’s not uncommon for artists to collaborate at Newport, and it’s actually welcomed and encouraged. Lucius and Shovels and Rope singing “What’s So Funny Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding” together is one of the best colabs I’ve witnessed, and still gives me chills each time I watch it.

Newport Folk Festival Day Sun (7.27.14) (Gregory Alan Isakov, Dawes, Jeff Tweedy, Hozier, Hurray For the Riff Raff, Conor Oberst, Valerie June, Trampled By Turtles, Lucero, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Mavis Staples) -

Mavis was celebrating her 75th birthday, and played a thirteen-song setlist that included appearances from Lucius, Jeff Tweedy, Trampled By Turtles, Norah Jones, and Taylor Goldsmith of Dawes. No birthday is complete without a cake, Mavis was treated to one, and even blew out the candles. The closing song for the evening was “We Shall Overcome”.

Boston Calling Day Fri (9.5.14) (Future Islands, Neutral Milk Hotel, The National) - Looking back at this edition of Boston Calling, the bill was pretty darn impressive with Twenty One Pilots, Lorde, and Childish Gambino.

Boston Calling Day Sat (9.6.14) (St. Nothing, Clifflight, S. Carey, Sky Ferreira, Bleachers, The Hold Steady, Lorde, Childish Gambino)

Boston Calling Day Sun (9.7.14) (Gentlemen Hall, Drugs, Lake Street Dive, Twenty One Pilots, The 1975, Spoon, The Replacements, Nas)

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers at the XL Center (9.13.14) - Unfortunately, I was out of town for his Fenway show, so I decided to travel to Hartford. It was my second time seeing Tom live, and he’s probably the most photogenic artist I’ve had the pleasure of photographing. R.I.P Tom.

Jack White at Fenway Park (9.17.14) - This was the first and only show I saw at Fenway with the bleacher stage configuration. Jack, being a huge baseball fan, really wanted to play Fenway, so they accommodated him with the bleacher setup, as he couldn’t quite sell enough seats to fill the entire ballpark.

Catfish and the Bottlemen at Great Scott (10.3.14) - This actually wasn’t a well attended show, as no one knew about this upcoming U. K. band. I happened to hear a few of their songs and knew they’d do well. However, I had no idea the’d be playing Wembley Arena four years later. Crazy how they blew up.

#2014 #boston blog #concert photography #newport folk festival #live music

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