#the cat out of nowhere

[but-a-humble-goon]

Thing I would put into a hypothetical new Batgirl solo: Cassandra adopts a cat. She rushes into the Clocktower one night distraught and panicking with a starving, freezing stray cat wrapped up in her cape and asks Barbara for help because she doesn't know what to do. Once the crisis is averted the cat becomes Cass' project. She begins offhandedly asking every other pet owning superhero she knows for advice on how to look after it. She starts going to the store regularly for pet food and eventually the cashier (who you can probably just make Brenda Miller) takes notice of her and begins striking up conversations. She buys one of those treehouse tower climbing frames and a variety of plush playthings for it to gnaw on that give her otherwise totally spartan room some much needed life and color. One day she's watching TV and the cat hops up on the sofa and curls up in her lap and starts purring. Having no idea how to respond, Cass simply freezes up like a deer in headlights and stares at it for several entire minutes before hesitantly scratching its ears. Later that night while Cass is out as Batgirl she jumps in front of yet another gun for a stranger. She's fine as always but at that moment she's struck with the terrifying realization that if that bullet were a few inches closer to home the cat would have been left alone in the world. She has a tiny life that depends on her now, she can no longer afford to throw her own life away. It's sunrise before she arrives home and the cat greets her by rubbing against her shin. She's left pondering who it was who saved who in this relationship.

#cassandra cain #cassandra wayne #batgirl #dc #dcu #comics #and on a totally unrelated note damian elects to start spending more time at the clocktower out of nowhere #the cat's name is shiva because cass thinks it's funny

[goobiestar]

Sudden urge to draw the pals ever for @blimbo-buddy

#sasha wc #darkstripe #art #warrior cats #hi blimbo #do you still like ghem this came completely out of nowhere sorry

[iwasbored777]

Me: Why are people obsessed with girlfriends wearing their boyfriends' clothes it's cute but not that cute it's overrated it's not that big of a deal

Also me when Gwen walked out wearing Miles' jacket:

#i almost started screeching in the cinema that was so out of nowhere #also it was a parallel of what he did earlier she was trying to hide ber suit #and the way she held onto it made me sad #it's part of her wardrobe mow miles is never gonna see it again it will be her stress relief to put it on #gwen stacy #miles morales #gwiles #ghostflower #spider man across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #took me 17 hours to realize that i misspelled now as mow lol guess i'm a cat

[nocreativityfornames]

Don't you just love it when it's the middle of the night and that aromantic loneliness hits you in the face because once again you're thinking about the fact that society values romantic relationships way more than platonic ones and that you'll never be as important to your friends as they are to you because romantic relationships are the most valuable thing in the world and platonic ones will almost always be overlooked, left in second place, sometimes even forgotten?

#how your friends always get distant the moment they start dating #how a huge part of adult life is expected to revolve around having a partner #how you're the strange one for getting “too attached to friendships” #for not putting romance in the same pedestal as everyone else #aromantic #just a silly little vent post #I'm going to sleep now #aroace #lgbtqia #12 pm thoughts be like #this didn't even happen recently it just came to mind out of nowhere #and this has NOTHING to do with my usual content #i wanna have a cat :( #☙ no creativity for names ✾

[marclef]

THE EYHM COLLECTION GROWS!!!! managed to make some space without having to move too much so they can all be together!!

(i made the smaller ones into stickers bc i'm running out of picture frames!! hope that's ok!)

THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE WHO'S GIFTED THESE TO ME THOUGH!!! I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU OUT HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!! ❤❤❤❤❤

*sharp inhale* @eskariolis-con-salsa @oddpizza @woobab @the-little-knight @moon9931 @misdreavusplush @noodletime @witch-tower-au !!!!!!!

hope you all have a good holiday season!! love you all! *MWAH*

#don't worry about the fish tanks they'll keep the kitties company! there's literally almost nowhere else good to put these lmao #but!! i think they look good there at least!! AND IN GENERAL THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD THANK YOU #BUT NOW AFTER THIS I REALLY NEED TO FIND MORE SPOTS IF I GET MORE EYHMS BECAUSE THERE'S NO SPACE LEFT THERE! #....maybe i can move some of the pokemon posters i have by my bed lol. they're just kinda. there rn. #but yeah!! i never expected people to like this cat this much and i'm kinda freaking out!!! but thank you again so much!! #i'll say it 1000 times if i have to!!!!!! #eyhm stuff #gift eyhms #basically ALL of the gift eyhms i've gotten lmao. there's a couple that're in progress but they'll hopefully join the others soon-ish! #quick side ramble! i've got a couple more drawing things planned this year but they might take a couple days because Chrimbo and all! #but there's a couple pizza tower things/gifts and. maybe finally my About Me post? gotta figure out how i'm gonna make that heh #OK I'VE BEEN TALKING TOO LONG SORRY BUT I'M JUST SO HAPPY ABOUT THESE AAAHHHHHHH

[icewindandboringhorror]

Some (late) holiday photos of the boye~!

#cats #holiday #OUGHH....... barely could even get these edited and posted... my mysterious sickness flare up has been sooo bad the past few #days.. I didn't even go to the usual obligatory family christmas I was supposed to attend (!!! health issue/medical mention in tags below) #My stomach issues basically put me in a constant state of uncontrollable shivering/body shaking + nausea + sometimes rapid heart #rate. and when it happens at night that makes it like.. nearly impossible to sleep when you're violently shaking + you can feel your heart #so strong + you keep having to run to the bathroom every 5 minute to cough and gag #and throw up and so on and so forth. etc. So I went like 40 hours without any sleep almost for christmas eve and all of christmas day #last night I finally got maybe 2 hours of sleep in between the nausea and shaking and stuff. and then today I was able to get a few #hours of sleep in the afternoon. Today I tried taking an anxiety mediciation a doctor gave me in case it was anxiety related (it's apparent #ly used to relax people and works in the moment. rather than like Anxiety Mediciation that you have to take for weeks to see any effect #because I think this isn't actually acting on your brain chemistry it's judt like..a mild sedative or something.) but all that did was make #me dizzy and sweaty lol. I;m glad I slept a little but I'm just still frustrated that I don't feel normal. I started having these #'episodes' (with the stomach issues + shaking + heartrate + nausea etc.) like at the end of october. And usually it will happen for like a #few hours at a time. or i'll lose sleep one day and then be fine the next. but this has been like nearly 3 days of feeling weird. so is #getting kind of annoying... It's funny too because I was so so productive like.. literally the few days before. I was feeling much better #and I was working on my game and blah blah. But then.. random issue flare up out of nowhere of course.. yaayy.... happy holidays to meee lo #I did at least see two random ducks outside of my window in the yard area for christmas. and havent seen them since. So it's like.. hrmm.. #pacing around my room nauseous and shakings and etc. but at least... hello.. two little ducks placed there just for me :3c #Now I get anxiety every night which I'm sure doesn't help/could exacerbate whatever underlying genuinely physical issues exist. But after #like 2 nights of 'I spend the night sleepless and incredibly uncomfortable just sitting in the dark sick' then bedtime is like.. dread... #I even was trying slapping myself in the face in desperation to see if somehow that could shock my body out of whatever the hell it was #doing lol.. up at 3am holding ice cubes in my hand and hitting myself in the head and crying from exhaustion and thowing up.. literally #ridiculous cartoon character feeling... AAANYWAY!!! At least I have baby boy pictures. and I have lots of doctors appointments so hopefully #whatever the issue is can be sorted out at some point. I don't know much about ibs but hopefully maybe something like that that I could pos #ibly take medication for and not something more seirous or anything. Maybe there's a food I'm secretly intolerant to or whatever. #And I did at least post a sims holday video actually timed for the holidays so that's something. I havent been productive really latrely #though obviously.. I can't even play games or small tasks when in that state since I'm just SO physically uncomfortable. Nausea and heart #stuff are THE hardest physical sensations to ignore.. BUT yeah... hoping I shall sleep at all tonight. hopeing to get like 3 productive #things done.. at some point... at least SOMETHING... lol..... *** *** ***

[riveluart]

Winry

#ally cat doodles #traditonal art #gel pen doodles #fan art #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #winry rockbell #i dont draw winry much but i got the urge to out of nowhere

[marlynnofmany]

My poor cat is Distressed and Upset because she saw a raccoon for the first time last night. It was on the other side of the sliding glass door, and not only did it startle her by being there without permission, but it didn't even have the good manners to act afraid when she yelled at it, in her most terrifying yowls and hisses.

It pawed at the seam of the door to see if it could come inside and bother her without glass in the way (that's a hard no), then it ambled off into the darkness again.

Now it's a bright and sunny afternoon, and the cat is pacing in front of the door with suspicion in her every move.

As far as she's concerned, there was a monster in her territory, and it could come back at any time.

#poor kitty #Mischief the cat #she's young still #and lives indoors where the monsters won't get her #including the kind on wheels #when she started caterwauling about it #I thought she'd caught a claw on the heating vent and was in horrible pain #but no #not physical pain anyway #raccoons #they're scary when they're three times your size and appear out of nowhere #life with cats

[damnation-if]

howdy fellas! i guess it's that time of year again

i'm sure all of you that have been following me for a while are sick of hearing about everything i've gone through over the past interminably long year of my life, and i'm really sorry about that... believe me, i'm sick of it too lol. anyway that's why i don't always talk a lot on here at the moment, because i'm worried about answering too many asks and coming across as annoying.

the truth is, just recently, things have finally hit a place that i can at least describe as "fairly stable." i'm hopeful i'll soon be able to afford to go to an IT place and get my files rescued, which will be a godsend for me. i'm really relieved about all of this obviously, and i keep thinking about making a post because i'm so excited to think about being able to jump right back in. but i've held myself back from telling you all that hopefully things will start moving again soon because i'm anxious about overpromising and don't want to disappoint any of you guys (any more than i already have).

if it makes any of you feel any better, i have no plans to stop writing damnation even if all of you unfollow me and i'm just writing it for myself XD i just needed to. you know. get a house and food first. so. hopefully i'll have proper good news for you all soon!

#posts from the mortal world #i opened with howdy because i live on a farm right now in the middle of nowhere #i had to move out here because nowhere in the city would let me bring my cat lmfao #anyway. there's a non-zero chance i could have been homeless and destitute when you sent this ask :) #and i'd still have been expected to receive it with unmatched grace and be considered unreasonable if it made me upset lmfao #i hope this answers your question

[alevens]

i just know that when Nami said this:

Vivi, who's all the way back at Alabasta might i remind everyone, had to stop doing whatever she was doing at that moment to take a seat and just, fucking breath

#vivi was 100% like: #Something just Happened #i love this nami quote it's so random and it kinda comes out of nowhere #namivivi #one piece #nefertari vivi #cat burglar nami

[drbtinglecannon]

Hi-Fi Rush really said "let's make a rhythm game that's made with such love and passion for music, has good characterization and growth, the humor and character designs are fun, the enemy battles are creative, the main villain is defeated through the power of friendship, and it contains tons of bonus content with no microtransactions, all for half the cost of an AAA game" and it fucking slapped

#hi fi rush #i'm still thinking about it #my partner has been going through each stage again on the hardest difficulty & getting new content. its like! its so fun! its so fun #i miss when games didnt cost 60-70$ and had fun/passionate/creative stories and no microtransactions. bah #the running gag of cnmn always drawing his expressions was so funny it literally never got old. also korischa & peppermint & macaron are #all so hot. the villain fights were sooooo fun & creative too & theres a jojo parody villain thats HILARIOUS! also 808 my beloved #like its not that deep but also it is???!! at the same time. ive been watching him play it while our cat with cancer has been on my or his #lap so its been like. extra sentimental for me. cats still doing alright now but we dont know when thatll change #anyway excuse me rambling about the action rhythm game that dropped out of nowhere last month #tc posts #hfr

[goobiestar]

@quitedisastrous Milkwail and Munchy !!!!

Munchy finds Milkwail’s whole deal endearing and kinda honestly amusing :3 (sometimes being abeit evil and poking fun at her but i swear she loves milk)

sometimes she’ll try to peek in and check in on her and give her a tight squeeze, then ruffle her fur like “ur doing good enough pookie butt🫰❤️❤️”

Munchy thinks milkwail is also very soft so that gives her another excuse to bother her 👍👍

#munchy is great at showing affection so shes trying to squeeze milkwail so she doesnt cry #art #mommyclan #oc not mine #munchy oc #warrior cats ocs #ocs #warrior cats #sorry i randomly shoved my oc up against urs out of nowhere LMAO i think milkwail is cute and i wanted to draw ur oc

[sunnylunacy]

If I watch a funny video where two cats hassle each other, unprompted, I think "that's Lestat and Armand fo' sure", but my brain is just broken that way.

#If there's an uncaring cat in the background minding it's business then that's Louis #Bonus points if after pestering each other one cat licks the other because that's how they do #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #armand #... cats #I saw a video of a cat body slamming the other out of nowhere

[olaineishere]

I love them sm… words can not describe how much….

LEE!BOIL

LER!LOCUST (His new name I think??)

cuz why not 🙌

#sfw tickling community #my art <3 #tickle content #Lee!boil #Ler!organator #MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT THIS SERIES BY DOCTOR NOWHERE ITS AMAZING (unless your not a scaredy cat OwO) #Ler!Locust #doctor nowhere

[basofy]

god this was so cringey shut up all you've ever seen regarding women has been a smelly rat in the mirror and distorted photoshopped images of women with big boobees you know nothing

#first of all #spoilers #lisa spoilers #sorry for bullying buddy in this fine afternoon i know it's not her fault but i was thinking about this in the kitchen and laughing #but it feels so out of place cuz buddy's relationship with her gender is nowhere near positive she doesnt even know what gender is #she has the same concept of gender and sex as a cat where it's merely reproductive #all she knows is she is different from everyone cuz of her body #she has never talked to another woman in her life she doesnt know history of feminism #and i doubt so much that anyone told her about it when most people were just thinking about her womb #i think the concept of buddy familiarizing with her gender is AWESOME but we never see this happen we dont see the process #imagine if she said this before saying any opinion #as a woman...i can tell you milk goes before the cereal #god feminism is crumbling #why dont you say something you actually know about like #as an abuse victim. or anything that sounds more casual #which is another thing you can relate to lisa with if you care #(idk if she actually knew lisa's lore or was just messing with buzzo lmaoo) #lisa rpg #also as an additional i like nonbinary buddy...she is just buddy #put buddy in a conversation with queen roger and maybe i'll take this line seriously #lisa ramblings

[fleshdyke]

i know its a joke but my autistic brain is going wild at that raccoon vs goose post. why would u ever take a raccoon in a fight over a goose. geese are mean sure but theyre FINE like theyre not really gonna do much damage. the most you’ll get from a goose attack is like a bruise and MAYBE a small cut if it claws you on a spot with no clothes covering skin. the most you’ll get from a raccoon attack is rabies and die

#remember: healthy raccoons never attack unless provoked. if you’re going into a wild raccoon den and you get attacked its kind of on you. #but if one comes out of nowhere and starts attacking you that is probably a rabid animal or at least has some other serious disease #because they do NOT do that normally #healthy geese will readily attack if you get too close to their nesting sites or their chicks bc they’re very protective parents #you can literally throw geese. the only thing they have to grab you with is their beak. yes they can fly at you but they have basically a #handle you can grab. their big fucking neck. once you grab their neck (easy) you can literally throw them away #and theyll back down bc it’s a display of power. but you should run away anyways #geese aren’t really gonna carry anything that will hurt you. bird flu doesn’t affect humans (although it does become an issue if you have #pets bc it can kill cats and dogs) but raccoons carry rabies which is 100% fatal #also raccoons are a lot harder to grab and get away from bc they’re faster than you think #raccoons can run up to 25 km/h. the high average of a human’s running speed is 13 km/h #dont risk it babe. as soon as you become symptomatic for rabies you’re dead #i am 100% putting way too much thought and energy into this. however i am autistic #rambles