#the cheese speaks

[tenebris-aurea]

shoutout to these tar creatures. gotta be one of my favorite genders

#1: the tar monster from scooby doo #2: hexxus from ferngully #3: venom from marvel #4: the nowhere king from centaurworld #5: no face from spirited away #6: chernabog from fantasia #the cheese speaks #cinematic parallels #centaurworld #scooby doo #venom #studio ghibli

[no-name-nacho-cheese]

Debating putting some iron dad fic rec lists together, would anyone want some or want a specific one?

#the cheese speaks #fic rec lists #fic rec #irondad

[last-of-cheese]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers

Well hi! Thanks for sending this. I did the classic mind blank of... 'who am i... what is happy???' Lol. But here this is a good summery. The first one was easy though.

So umm... I'm going to sound very cliché, first and foremost, the thing that makes me the most happy is my pets

I mean look at them. They're my world.

Nature and being outside is another thing that makes me super happy. Especially if like any kind of water is involved.

Star Wars anything Star Wars. Mostly the clones though. I love me my copy paste boys.

Video games. Especially ones with good replayability. (Currently playing Horizon: Forbidden West)

And honestly this fucking hellsite. It's where I go to escape a lot. I've made some awesome friends on here. It's fuckin fantastic.

#the cheese speaks #asks #sunshinesdaydream #5 things that make me happy

[kharjo-san]

#if you like multiple cheeses just choose the one that represents you better as a whole #poll #polls #cheese #kharjo speaks #food

[sunflowergraves]

#been a solid minute since I posted #welcome back to memes only I find funny #solangelo #will solace #tsats #nico di angelo #also lowkey kinda funny that will was on the verge of death the whole book and he still managed to take L after L from everyone #Tripped after being told to be careful #Coffee spilled on him after reassuring Nico the subway was awesome #summoning a mini army of birds and dogs when he tried to take a silly walk #cheese hat and shoelace soup after traumatizing nightmares #nearly knocked into The Abyss #hit in the face by his sun globe #like damn honestly i would also be pissed and cranky #how could i forget when he tried to speak trog and accidentally said he was going to eat them #and losing the oars to the canoe trying to build nico a cute minecraft house #i can't stay anything because im like this on a daily basis. i feel for both our boyfriends

[puntastic-artist]

*picks up mic*

*taps it*

People should portray Francis like a loser more, I need loser content, please I'm starving

#punny rambles #punny speaks #sillyposting #thats not my neighbor #that's not my neighbor #tnmn #francis mosses #tnmn milkman #tnmn francis mosses #seriously though i wanna see more of him being a tired loser who only knows how to cook kraft mac and cheese #y'all are cowards #gotta do everything myself around here

[sunnykeysmash]

what I wouldn't pay to see mac punch holes into the walls of the suburbs house as he's tasked with fixing something he doesn't know how to fix and meanwhile the only constant in his mind is how much he misses dennis

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #mac mcdonald #do you vibe do you understand what im saying #those holes covering the walls of the living room speak to me deeply because he looks so calm in the episode. in fact it's dennis that - #gets the freakouts. but the wall is covered of mac's ones. we just don't see them. he didn't go to school for it. #and so they're hiding all the trash in a room and all the mac n cheese in the closet to not deal with it. and mac's still kicking the #monkey under the counter to not deal with it. hide and deny. he Doesn't know how to fix things. he wants to. he tries. he can't #no one notices the fire starting in his room until you open the door #i feel guilty all the time for my thoughts and urges #everything i do i do for you #to the point of complete self destruction that drags BOTH down #analysis

[magnus-falafelking]

TWO DAYS LEFT YALL WTF

IM MARRYING THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC 😍😍😍

#mango cheese speaks #fierrochase wedding #fierrochase wedding planning #magnus chase #mcga #alex fierro #fierrochase #rick riordanverse #pjo #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus x alex #magnus lives matter

[djsadbean]

my peepaws at the faculty holiday party ❄️

#my-art #art #wordgirl #steven boxleitner #amazo guy #fanart #amazing cheese #GOD i want what they have #all they do is look into each others eyes for 6 hours eat holiday cookies and hold each other tenderly for another 8 hours #speaking of holiday cookies..... im gonna be making some for thanksgiving this week and im very excited :3 #im also making baked mac and cheese which will be sooo good. both recipes by john kanell my fav food person EVER #wish me luck fighting for my life in the grocery store this week (and gl to u all too)

[ask-gorgonzolatheclown]

Has Bruno ever gotten clingy with any of you guys? He seems to like attention.

Peppino: He's clingy in the sense whenever you keep looking longingly into the fridge at some leftovers!

Gus: Ah here we go. See Brick? I told you we could've slept in this morning. I felt a tangent in the air whenever I woke up~

Peppino: Oh zip it! The only sort of actual emotion that thing has for anything that isn't itself is for Zola, which, I don't know why, honestly I'm surprised he didn't eat him on sight like a free sample on a toothpick! I wouldn't be shocked if it was some sick game to just butter him up and then bite his head off!

Gus: I think he can be friendly. He's really nice when you get to know him. Maybe Gorgonzola just... was kind to him? Something you could try.

Peppino: You're right Gustavo, how could I have been so blind!? I should have just been nice to my demonic doppelganger that tried to kill me twice and then some. Maybe he wants a hug? (scoffs) He'd hug me with his teeth, probably! Unless you've forgotten the feeling is completely mutual with the freak!

c-crack

Gus: How so?

Peppino: What the hell do you mean how so!?

crunch

Gus: I've never seen him do anything to you after the tower aside from reacting out of fear. I think you're-

Brick:

Gustavo:

Peppino:

Peppino: Gustavo. When I have a heart attack. Do not revive me.

#Cheesed to meet you~! #long post #tw body horror #tw scopophobia #also sorry for changing gus's design this one just looks cuter #for clarification #Bruno is speaking in Peppino's voice near perfectly #fake peppino #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower oc #pizza tower gustavo #gustavo and brick

[tenebris-aurea]

btw when i type :3 it’s in a snake way. not a kitten way. if u even care

#the cheese speaks

[pizzagame4000]

we all know human vigilante… but what about… slightly human vigilante

#pizza tower #pizza tower vigilante #the vigilante #vigilante #the noise #pizza tower au #if i was made of cheese i would probably stress-eat my hair too #ily vigert ebenezer lantte #some design notes: #vigi will always be short and fat to me. anything else just feels off for some reason #also as we all know #the way indigenous people are shown in this game is Horrendous #so as a native person i was like #hmm. native codes your vigi #it’s subtle cuz it’s not plot important or anything #it doesn’t rlly change anything except flipping the cowboy movie stereotypes #so i thought it would be fun #the turquoise bits on his outfit are inspired by Diné jewelry and metalwork :3 #the braids are just cuz it looks cool not cuz braids = native lol #also holy fuck epiphany: native vigi speaks to the mixed experience #HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT #you are native in the sense that you have native family and community u grew up with #but you are also #made of cheese #something decidedly incredibly not native #bc the entire concept of dairy was imported to the americas by europeans #you are mixed native and white👍 #he’s literally me fr #ANYWAYS. don’t take any of that very seriously but it is an interesting metaphor #sorry for the essay in the tags. it will happen again

[last-of-cheese]

So The Calisto Protocol is one of the monthly games for PSPlus this month. Which, honestly hell yeah I've wanted to check out this game for a while now, and now I can for free.

I've played about an hour and a half, maybe two hours, so far and I'm enjoying it quite a bit. There is only one small problem. I just had top surgery a week and a half ago and getting spooked by jump scares is literally the worst possible thing for my body right now. My poor chest is very sore from the spooks last night. I'm going to have to heal up a bit more before I can continue playing, but so far with the little I have played I've quite enjoyed it.

So while I heal up more I'm replaying Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor and trying to 100% those games.

#colby talks #the cheese speaks #text posts #calisto protocol #the calisto protocol #ps plus #ps plus monthly game #star wars #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #ps5 #top surgery recovery

[fraudulent-cheese]

LET'S FUCKING GO MKULIA IS NOW ABOVE RAJBOW IN FIC NUMBERS

LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

#cheese posting #mkulia #i for one am happy there's another wlw ship in the ao3 top ten :D #idk if it means much considering the rest of the list are default canon ships the one i don't like the one i adore and gwourtney #which speaking of is at the same number of fics as bridgeoff so like. we might get a wlw ship in the top 5 soon

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

#i can be your angle or yuor devil #metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog #many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough #speaking from the heart #I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰 #I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me #I have work tomorrow I need to. relax #trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame #non voice post #ask #asks #ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries #looks around nervously #i am so very scared and terrible at speaking #but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That #you gotta message me for it #but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences #what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit #but. you can always send.. gabe things.. #ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue

[apollos-boyfriend]

i want to become a popular streamer but not because i want to build a community or make a name for myself or even for attention. i want to become a popular streamer because i think it’d be fucking hilarious if i was just paid to lie to people. every subgoal unlocks a new piece of my personal history that is wildly inaccurate, impossible, or just straight-up contradictory to past reveals. i hold weekly qnas and absolutely everything out of my mouth is total bullshit. i refuse to ever break character. my streaming career ends with an hour-long reading of an “apology letter” that explains i was nothing but a harvard experiment and to forward any and all complaints towards HR

#icarus speaks #this is consequentially exactly why i should not be allowed to become a popular streamer #either that or my career ends with me doxxing myself #but the doxxed location is actually just a chuck e. cheese or something. maybe a hot topic if i’m feeling festive #this post is brought to you by my recent realization that i’ll very likely never see anyone in my classes again after this quarter #as these are not my major classss but my generals #so i can say Whatever The Fuck I Want and they will never know it’s not true #i don’t know these people. they’re strangers to me. we’re not friends #there is no harm in making them believe the most mundane lies ever