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[imdead2124]

Tech: So that’s my plan.

Crosshair : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Tech: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Crosshair : It fucking sucks.

Tech: That’s not constructive criticism.

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Cody: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom.

Obi-wan, on his fith cup of tea: Getting a full 8 hours of sleep.

Cody: I would like that for you too.

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[t3mpest98]

Fox, doing his best: Alright let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building. Several bounty hunter attacks. What do you do?

Thorn: Call the Coru-

Fox: YOU ARE THE CORUSCANT GUARD!

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[tiredofsatansbullshit]

*after palpatine mysteriously drops dead during the clone wars*

anakin: alright, let’s all go around and say something nice about our dearly departed supreme chancellor. mace why don’t you go first?

mace: good riddance

anakin: nope. plo?

plo: palpatine was definitely something

anakin: not even close to being nice. yoda?

yoda: abstain from this, i do

anakin: alrighty then. obi-wan

obi-wan: palpatine did in fact exist

anakin: that was all terrible, i’ll tell padmé that the jedi order will not be making a statement at the funeral

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[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Jesse: I wasn’t that drunk. 

Rex: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. 

Jesse: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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[darthgloris]

Star Wars Incorrect Quotes #10

Anakin and Y/N: *kissing*

Obi-Wan: Y/N?

Y/N, pulling back: yeah?

Obi-Wan: sorry, you had a jackass on your face.

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[sithzuko]

obi-wan, trying to get ahsoka out of bed: come on, don’t make me take out the water bucket

ahsoka: you wouldn’t…

anakin, walking by, absolutely soaked: yes he would

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[elcarimercanto]

Fives: Genera!!! Which one of us is better looking, me or Echo?

Anakin: Ummmm uh....

Echo: He's going to say me Fives.

Fives: No he's not, he'll say me

Anakin looking around trying to avoid choosing: Ummm I choose....Rex

Fives and Echo: What?!?!

Rex from the other side of the room: Pshh, like it was ever a competition

Rex is one of, if not the prettiest clone in the garrison.

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[a-distant-echo]

Rex: You know, the 501st treat me like a god Anakin: How so? Rex: They ignore me unless they need something from me

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[sev-on-kamino]

You: Hey, Tup, how do you say ‘will you go out with me’ in Mando’a?

Tup: *says it in Mando’a*

You: Absolutely, I will. Thought you’d never ask.

Tup: 🤯…🥰

Fives: 🤯

Jesse: 🤯

Fives: Write that down! Write that down!

Jesse: *scribbling it down as fast as he can*

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[501st-rexster]

Incorrect CANON 501st Quotes

Fives: I have a myriad of things I like to do to drive Rex crazy.

Echo: ... Such as?

Fives: I like to turn the volume on everything to 19. Not to eighteen, an even number, and not to 20, a round number, but 19, because it's stupid and has no real effect other than making certain people go absolutely insane.

Echo: That's monstrous. I love it.

Fives: I have more.

Echo: *curiosity piqued*

Fives: Everytime I walk past him, I put a small mark on Rex's armor with washable marker right on his arm. He can never figure out where it comes from. It's childish but funny.

Echo: Yeah that one's pretty childish.

Fives: I often sneak into his quarters and I'll switch just a few things around. Like I'll move his lamp from one side of his desk to the other, and I'll switch his razor out with a different colored one, and I'll take the ink inserts out of all his pens, then I watch as he stands in his room and slowly breaks down. I used to switch out his caff for decaf, but... he sorta went comatose when I did that so that's the one I don't do anymore.

Echo: It's a miracle his sanity is still intact.

Rex, walking in with his eye twitching and his armor painted pink: I... am going to END YOU.

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[imdead2124]

Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

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[letsquestjess]

Fives: You've heard of podracing, now get ready for vod racin-

Rex: No.

Fives: But you didn't even let me finish.

Rex: No.

(I like to think Fives's version of vod racing is him and his brothers on AZ droids racing around Tipoca City.)

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[t3mpest98]

Fox long after the war

Fox: I accidentally indulged in too much “me time”.

Fox: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local authorities.

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[the-bad-batch-baroness]

Tup: I am darkness. I am a power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- 

Echo: A doll. 

Fives: A cinnamon roll. 

Rex: A sweetheart. 

Tup: ...

Tup: Stop it.

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[darthgloris]

Star Wars Incorrect Quotes #5

Anakin: I thought since we always stay in your quarters, how about tonight we go to mine?

Y/N: Oh, I don't know... I don't have my jammies.

Anakin: *smirks* Well, maybe you don't need them.

Y/N: *smiles seductively*

Ahsoka:

Obi-Wan: My baby Padawan, ladies and gentlemen.

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