Crosshair: Hey Echo, do you reckon I can throw this egg in that jar without it cracking?
Crosshair: *hurls the egg directly at Hunter's head* Guess you were right.
anakin, over text: turn around :)
anakin: no, the other way
anakin: wrong way again
obi-wan: where are you?!
anakin: in my room, but the idea of you turning around aimlessly in circles amuses me
Armor Designer: How many antennae do you need?
Anakin: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Cody: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Rex: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ahsoka: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Obi-Wan: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Star Wars Characters as Quotes I Collected From A Semester of College
Qui-Gon Jinn: “Why are you not following my completely ridiculous proverbial train of thought?
Yoda: “To younglings, I like to lie. When taking a test, younglings are, say “five minutes left,” I do. Panic they do, and “WIN,” I say.”
Padmé Amidala: “Anakin, did you just say you’re FASCIST?”
Mace Windu: “Have I always been bald? No. It started when I started teaching younglings.”
Anakin Skywalker: “If I don’t make fun of you, I don’t like you.”
Obi-Wan “Done-With-Anakin’s-Nonsense” Kenobi: “I need to find someone who cares less than me…I won’t be able to do that.”
Anakin Skywalker to Ahsoka Tano: “Snips, are you ok?”
Ahsoka Tano: “No, I just SCREAMED”
Kanan Jarrus on being an alcoholic: “Addiction is fun…sometimes.”
Hera: “You’re a good guy!”
Kanan: “Don’t tell anyone! I have a reputation to uphold!”
The Ghost Crew: “THAT RIGHT THERE IS A PILOT WHO LOVES PURRGILL”
Ezra Bridger: “I’m not afraid to be a man and say it. I cry. And I cry often.”
Sabine Wren: “You can do lots of things with a permit. Like set fire to things.”
Ezra Bridger: “Can I get a space sword and then lose a space sword just so I can say, “mY spAce swOrd!!!”
Kanan and the Loth Wolves and also Ezra just for fun: “We could start howling at the moon, you know.” *howling*
Grand Admiral Thrawn to Alexsandr Kallus: “Snitches…die.”
Sabine Wren: “ARSON!”
Ezra Bridger: “If I were a fruit, I’d be a blueberry. Blueberries have antioxidants, so I’d never get cancer. Also, I’d never get cancer because I was a fruit.”
Hera after being accused of being a simp because she’s blushing over Kanan: “I’m not a simp, but I am happily married.”
Rebellion leaders asking about Han and Leia: “Where are they?”
That one Rebel who walked past them: Still arguing out in the FREEZING COLD.”
Ezra Bridger: “If I was a drug, I would be a Flintstone vitamin gummy. Drugs are very bad.”
Chopper @ everyone but Hera: “Hey, look, it’s Loser”
Sabine Wren @ Imperials: “Art is going to kill you.”
Kanan @ Chopper: “Are you conversation intolerant?”
Garazeb Orrelios: “Bullying people is my love language.”
Hera: “What’s not stolen?”
Kanan: “MY HEART”
Kanan: “OH KRIFF I LIED”
Ezra Bridger: *walks into Imperial facility and an alarm goes off* “I know, I’m a problem.”
Echo: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Crosshair: my morals may be wrong but that certainly doesn’t mean I’m SORRY
Hunter: oh my god go to SLEEP CROSSHAIR-
Jesse: What do you think Hardcase will do as a distraction?
Kix: He’ll probably just throws a few rocks or make a noise. That’s that I’d do.
*in the distance a building explodes*
Kix: …or he could do that.
Ahsoka: Trick or treat! *holds out bag to Anakin*
Anakin: *drops a frog in it*
Obi-Wan: Anakin, that's not how this works-
Ahsoka: *gasp* I LOVE FROGS
Fox, to Thorn at some senatorial party: It's like there's something great at this party for everyone, even me.
Fox: They're serving my favorite dessert.
Maul, to Obi-Wan: Hmm, let's see. Take responsibility for my own life or blame you.
Maul: Ding-ding-ding! "blame you" wins hands down!!
Rex: Hoe, don't do it.
Rex: Oh my god.
obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
anakin: [cracking his knuckles]
anakin: manslaughter it is
To the fanboys who credit Anakin with all of Ahsoka's abilities
I get it, he's the Chosen One. But midichlorians don't migrate into a padawan through osmosis. Yoda trained Jedi for thousands of years, so Ahsoka had to be at the top of her creche class in order to get assigned to Anakin. Still not convinced? Okay, tell me that Ahsoka's energy in her first few scenes is NOT the exact same as a gifted kid who gets sent out into the world with the mindset that they'll dominate it just like school... only to find that they're totally unprepared because it is not like school. Ahsoka's GPA at the Temple was a 4.0.
Besides, only an outstanding padawan could have been assigned to The Chosen One. Why? Because Anakin was probably a relatively weak teacher. Not his fault! He joined the order late and was trained by a newly Knighted padawan because no one else would take him. His Force abilities made everything feel easy (well, except meditating). How could he teach someone who didn't pick things up as easily as he did?
Now, I do think that he was one of the best teachers that she could have had given the circumstances - he was a warrior, not a monk, and she became a better warrior through his training. I also love Anakin for nurturing Ahsoka's confidence, determination, and individuality. But please, give Snips some credit BECAUSE SHE SHINES ALL BY HERSELF.
Quinlan Vos: Look under there.
Obi-wan Kenobi: Under where?
Quinlan Vos: You fool. You absolute moron. You are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. I am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naïve simpleton. Your family line deserves to die with you.
clone wars characters as things ive heard in my six and seventh period??
anakin: wouldn't it be funny if i cried over a minor inconvenience?
quinlan vos: daddy phil
obi-wan: my ears have been violated, thanks
ahsoka: fifty shades of grey staring curious george
obi-wan: excuse me??
anakin: fifty shades of yellow hats
obi-wan: excuse me????
domino squad: *flips an entire room of 20 something desks over in less than a minute*
cody, about rex: oh my gosh my sidekick pigeon boy!
fox: and what, you're pigeon man? you're less of a man than he is.
ahsoka to anakin after he ate her icecream: i will snort your bones. i will turn your eyelids into velcro
fives: my brain is like two boxes of scrabble and alphabet soup turned on a spin cycle for 30 minutes and it just falls out of my mouth that way.
anakin: im gonna kill someone
ahsoka: be gay do crime
rex: like obama care?
obi-wan, sleep deprived and fighting ventress: we interrupt this asmr with informational facts about pigeons.
anakin, to windu: just drink your dr pepper.
ahsoka: i am going to cut off my finger tips.
kix, drunk: they'll grow back.
cody: wait- rewind.
jesse: what animal other than an antelope would be a missionary? and dont you dare say jellyfish.
hardcase: pigeons are the perfect flavor for spying.
quinlan vos: we might have to reschedule the exorcism, but itll be fine.
cody: is curious george a top or bottom?
fives: you can take bone marrow and impregnate yourself.
tup: wouldnt it only live for like a few months?
echo: not if you ductape it.
anakin, to rex: what about a sex tape? you wanna make one right now?? me and you??
obi-wan: we need to distract these guys
anakin: leave it to me
anakin: centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. discuss.
ahsoka and rex: *immediately begin arguing*
cody, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don’t like this at all.
Omega: isn’t it crazy that everything we say, think, and do is all because of a pink blob of flesh inside our skulls??
Tech: technically it’s grey, though similarly to the way skin color fluctuates depending on the blood flow-
Wrecker: IT’S MY BRAIN AND IF I SAY IT’S PINK THEN IT’S PINK
Hardcase: Why are you on the floor?
Jesse: I’m depressed
Jesse: Also, I was stabbed. Be a dear and get Kix, please.
Anakin: Ugh, this datapad is dying.
Ahsoka: Haha so's your mo-
Obi-Wan: AHSOKA NO