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bexmuses · 2 years

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𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟏 : 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.

* NAME: Canon: José "Zé" Carioca. Human AU: José Carioca is his stage name. His birth name is José Oliveira (after his original VA)) * EYE COLOUR: Brown * HAIR STYLE / COLOUR: Canon: No hair, but his head feathers are fluffy and green. Human AU: Dark brown with dyed green streaks, naturally fluffy, but worn slicked back most of the time. * HEIGHT: 5′6″/167.64 cm * CLOTHING STYLE: Generally prefers to look sharp with a high-collar button-up shirt and black bowtie worn under a light purple button-up vest and a cassimere tan jacket. He accessorizes with a straw panama hat and yellow gloves. In Human AU, the hat has two blue and one red feather in the brim (to mimic his tail in his canon look), and green pants. He does sometimes go casual with t-shirt and jeans or shorts (per his Brazilian comics appearances), and can also be found in a futebol jersey. He wears yellow shoes 99% of the time. * BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: His bright smile, his graceful hands, his dance moves/natural rhythm

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟐 : 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄.

* FEARS: Very little. The stereotypical carioca attitude is one of being laidback and carefree, and he embodies it. However, he does have a quiet fear of losing his physical senses and being unable to appreciate art and music anymore. * GUILTY PLEASURE: Luxury. Though he makes a tidy sum with his career, he enjoys the finer things in life so much that he quickly blows it and is broke 90% of the time. * BIGGEST PET PEEVE: Disloyalty, being made to work when he’s feeling lazy (which is often). * AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE: Having enough money fall into his lap that he doesn’t have to worry about it for a long while.

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟑 : 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒.

* FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP: The sun is too bright, his hangover is too strong, can’t he sleep for three more years and make money while doing it? * WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MOST: Music and art, rhythm and dance, get rich quick schemes. * WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED: If he hasn’t just been drinking and is too drunk to do anything but fall asleep, he goes over the good things that happened that day and let them send him off to pleasant dreams. * WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS: His charm and his sense of humor.

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑?

* SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Both! Zé loves to party, and sometimes that means the more, the merrier, but sometimes it means quality one-on-one time. * TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED: Love is definitely preferable. Respect, he’s gone without for most of his life, and it rolls off his shoulders when he doesn’t get it, most of the time. * BEAUTY OR BRAINS: Beauty. Zé’s not seeking a deep, meaningful romantic relationship, and flings tend to go off initial reaction. Also, he’s both an artist and an art appreciator, and art is beauty. * DOGS OR CATS: Both! He’s friendly to all animals (sometimes against his better judgement).

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟓 : 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘…

* LIE: Definitely. He grew up on the mean streets of Vila Xurupita and had to con and cheat just to keep afloat. Even now, he’s a showman and has no problem lying when it’s not important. * BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES: Absolutely! * BELIEVE IN LOVE: Love is everywhere. It’s in family, it’s in friends, it’s in couples. He likes to experience all varieties of it, without settling down or focusing. * WANT SOMEONE: On a fleeting, temporary, serial basis.

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟔 : 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑…

* BEEN ON STAGE: Definitely. * CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN: Not in a large, philosophical way. He’s pretended to be other people as both an entertainer and a conman, but he likes who he is just fine, and he’s hardly fussed if you can take him or leave him.

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟕 : 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒.

* FAVOURITE COLOUR: Yellow. * FAVOURITE ANIMAL: Parrots and macaws. * FAVOURITE BOOK: How To Get Rich Quick * FAVOURITE GAME: Futebol.

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟖 : 𝐀𝐆𝐄.

* DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE: August 24th! * HOW OLD WILL THEY BE: No set age. He’s got that immortal toon thing going on. I generally play him either in his 30s (canon and young human AU) or his 50s (older human AU).

𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝟎𝟎𝟗 : 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄.

* I LOVE: dancing! Feel the rhythm, let it move you! * I FEEL: so sorry for you that you have never been to Bahia. * I MISS: meus amigos, Donald and Panchito. * I WISH: you could see the beauty of my homeland.

Stolen from: @reanimatedmuses (who stole it from my other blog X3)

tagging: It’s free real estate

#meme #muse Jose Carioca

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thrillridesz · 3 years

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the replacement game ▫ haknyeon

➳ pairing: boyfriend!haknyeon x gender neutral reader ➳ genre: fluff, slight angst ➳ warnings/rating: PG ➳ word count: 2.6k ➳ requested?: yes

a/n: i originally got this request as a timestamp but i changed it to a oneshot instead because they went on longer than i initially envisioned! also unedited (for now). definitely not my best work since i wrote this in one night >< so please excuse the slipshod quality.

“Hey, Hak!”

Haknyeon barely had time to remove his shoes as he stepped into the apartment the both of you shared along with your husky, Frosty. As Frosty leaped onto his hind legs and pawed excitedly at his sweater, you stood smiling with your hands behind your back. There was a sense of anticipation that simply radiated off you and the smile told him that something was up. Ruffling Frosty’s head affectionately, he scrunched up his nose.

“Hey… Y/n. What’s up?”

At his question, your smile only grew brighter. There was a glint in your eyes as you replied, “Guess what I bought today?”

As he slipped out of his shoes, Haknyeon raised an eyebrow quizzically.

“Hm… A new book?”

“Nice try, but nope!” You shook your head and he chuckled.

“What could it possibly be if not a new book? That’s what you always ever buy.”

“Here it is!”

Haknyeon lifted his head as you brandished a small potted plant in your hands. It was a tiny mere seedling with only a couple of miniature green leaves sprouting from a single stem planted in a bed of dark soil in a brown ceramic pot. As you held onto it, you couldn’t stop beaming.

“Isn’t it pretty? It’s so cute too, don’t you think?” You said, admiring the tiny plant in your hands.

Haknyeon’s smile dropped as he looked at it, feeling a heavy sense of dread in his heart. Not again…

“Babe, don’t you remember the last time we bought a plant?” He asked hesitantly, still holding onto Frosty who was now licking his hand.

You pouted, feeling the heat rise up to your cheeks and face as guilt set in. Your eyes drifted to the window by the living room and the tiny trinkets that laid out on the window sill, chewing your lower lip as you stared at the oddly empty spot at the corner.

“I really liked it though…” You trailed off, your finger grazing over one of the tiny leaves on the plant and Haknyeon’s expression softened.

“Hey, I didn’t mean it like that. I mean, of course we can have a plant but do you know what it takes to take care of one?” He placed his hand warmly over yours as the two of you plopped down onto the couch, as if afraid that you would accidentally drop the plant. Fortunately, you were too preoccupied with the plant in your hands and your own thoughts to notice the meaning behind what he did.

“I’ve been reading up, Hak. I really wanna try caring for a plant again, you know how much I love plants.” You said sadly.

“I don’t doubt that,” He replied reassuringly though there was an uncomfortable look in his expression and if you were just a little more observant, you would have noticed the stiffness in his tone. There was a weird mood in the room, something both of you sensed except for Frosty, who wagged his tail, oblivious to what was going on as he settled himself against Haknyeon’s leg, making himself cozy. “It’s just that that was what you said the last time too. We didn’t even last a month.” He continued, reminiscing the old sunflower plant the both of you used to take care of or rather tried to take care of.

Needless to say, caring for the sunflower plant had been a disaster. As someone who knew next to nothing about caring for a plant, you either gave it too much water or too little water or sometimes even completely forgetting to give water at all. Even after reading up on gardening, there was once when you had purchased the wrong minerals and very nearly killed the sunflower plant but thankfully, Haknyeon had been there to help. There were also many instances when you simply forgot to close the window and the afternoon breeze would send the plant tottering dangerously over the edge. Sometimes when Frosty was feeling a little playful, it was also in danger of simply being knocked down.

Suddenly, you set the potted plant down on to the coffee table with a loud thud, startling him and in turn causing Frosty to scramble onto his legs, a curious look on that furry face. With a light whimper, he hid his snout under Haknyeon’s hand who held onto him as he stared at you in surprise.

“I’ll do it right this time. Just watch!” You declared, determination in your eyes as you placed your hands on your hips. It was almost comical to see you like this, talking to no one in particular with such a domineering stance towards a plant of all things. Haknyeon would have laughed out loud but instead, he could only sighed internally.

“Here we go again…”

“Did you water it?”

It had been about a couple of days since your new little house plant had joined the family and you smiled proudly as you turned to Haknyeon who stood by the door.

“Yup! Thought I would forget?”

Haknyeon shrugged nonchalantly, shooting you a doubtful smile which you didn’t quite catch.

“Just thought I’d ask.”

As he shuffled into the living room, Haknyeon couldn’t help but keep staring at the plant from a distance. On one hand, there was this inner voice telling him to check on it but on another, we wanted to trust that you knew what you were doing and leave you to your own devices. Yet the temptation was too strong and he relented.

Staring into the pot, he tried not to sigh out loud. There was way too much water in the soil, almost diluting the minerals added and very nearly drowning the tiny seedling. From the looks of it, it was already halfway there. Somehow, the leaves looked almost limp and its colour was a light, sickly green rather than a healthy, dark, vibrant emerald colour.

He knew that this would happen but in his heart, he had wished it wouldn’t. Knowing how much effort you do actually put into reading up on how to care for small plants, he had hoped you’d succeed for once. After all, Haknyeon hated to see you upset. Whenever he saw you in a sad mood, it felt like his heart was falling and it would bug him for the longest time. He cared too deeply to see you upset.

Fiddling with his fingers, he pondered over what to do. It had been only a few days since you got this plant and it would absolutely devastate you to know that you had failed once again. The thought of you being down was something Haknyeon abhorred and taking a deep breath, he called out.

“Hey, y/n! I’ll be going down to the grocer’s. Do you need anything?”

“No, I’ll be fine! I have work to do!” You called back out from your room.

“Do you…” He stared at the plant. “Do you mind if I take the plant with me?”

At that, you poked your head out from the room, frowning.

“And why on earth would you do that?”

Shit. He was not forward thinking with this.

“I, um…”

From across the street, he noticed the apartment in the block had a birdcage with a large colourful parrot in it. It flew around the tiny confined space, troubling its terrified owner who was timidly tossing it some nuts from afar, clearly afraid of his own pet.

Without a second thought, he said, “I’m going to buy a mini terrarium for the plant! I wanted to take it just to y’know… Figure out how big of a terrarium would fit it.”

“Really? What sort?” You asked, suddenly interested.

“Um… What do you think would be good?”

“Hm…” Tapping your chin thoughtfully, you turned to peer over at the plant and Haknyeon couldn’t help but wonder how on earth you didn’t already notice that the plant was probably already dead. “A glass sphere?”

“A glass sphere?”

“Yeah! I’ve seen a lot of those on sites like Pinterest and Tumblr. We could go for that!” You grinned.

Rest in peace, wallet.

“Alright.” Haknyeon said, forcing a smile which you returned and shot him a thumbs up before disappearing into your room. “Thank you!”

“You’re… Welcome.” He mumbled softly more to himself than to you as Frosty poked his snout against his leg, clearly in another of his playful moods but Haknyeon had no mood to play. He already didn’t have a lot of money since it had been some time since he had received his pay and payday wouldn’t come round for another week. Whipping out his wallet, he felt his heart clench painfully at the lack of bills and pennies. Looks like he would have to go hungry for lunch for the next week. He swallowed thickly, looking down at Frosty who was now quiet, having sensed that something was wrong.

“Nope, it’s just my wallet. I’ll be fine, Frosty.” He said, rubbing the husky’s head gently.

If it meant that you would be happy, he was willing to do anything… even if it meant sacrificing his wallet.

Over the next few weeks, it felt like a game of how quickly he was able to find a replacement whenever you slipped up or when something happened without your knowledge. It was the replacement game. The second time he had to find a replacement happened when Frosty accidentally went a little overboard and nudged the plant out an open window. The loud crash on the streets below earned Haknyeon a severe warning and whack on the head by the old lady who had very nearly missed it. Thankfully, you weren’t home so he had time to actually find a nice one to buy instead of hastily picking one. The third time it happened, you had simply forgotten to water it and though Haknyeon himself had tried to revive the plant, it was already well and truly gone.

All this while, his wallet definitely wasn’t having a lot of fun, much less himself. Many times, he considered simply telling you the truth but whenever he saw the look of joy and pride on your face, he just couldn’t bring himself to. It seemed as if Frosty got the message along the way when he would distract you and allow Haknyeon time to salvage what needed to be salvaged. Until one day…

“Hey babe, I’m home!” Haknyeon called out, dropping his bag onto the kitchen countertop and unbuttoning a few of the shirt buttons for more air. Dang, that shirt was stuffy. Why couldn’t workplaces just allow people to wear whatever they wanted? It would make life so much easier and more comfortable. As he poured himself a glass of water, he wondered briefly if he should bring it up as a suggestion to management. It could boost productivity.

Downing the glass like a man starved of water, he didn’t even realise it when Frosty tugged at his shirt with his teeth, the look in his eyes devoid of the usual mirth and playfulness.

“What’s wrong, buddy?” Haknyeon knelt down, rubbing his cheeks. “You hungry? Is that it?”

“He’s not hungry.”

Turning around, Haknyeon shot you a smile but you did nothing to return it.

“Oh, I didn’t know you were home!”

“The computer system at work shut down unexpectedly so we got to go home early.” You replied curtly, the look on your face grim. This time, the dry tone of your voice caught his attention. He frowned, confused.

“Are you okay?”

Subconsciously, Haknyeon casted the window a sideway glance and almost heaved an audible sigh of relief at the still intact plant and terrarium. Big mistake.

“If you’re wondering, the answer is no. No, I haven’t killed the plant for the 4th time.” You said. Haknyeon stiffened, the expression on his face remaining unchanged but you could tell that he was gripping hard at the kitchen countertop from the looks of his white knuckles. Clenching his jaw, he took a deep breath.

“How did you know?” He asked quietly.

The look you gave him was so full of disappointment as you drew out the numerous receipts you had in your hand.

“They were all in your drawer. I found them while trying to find a pen.”

Before he could even say anything, you continued.

“Why would you do this?”

It felt like someone had stuck a knife in his heart and twisted the blade when he saw the look on your face. There was just so much sadness, confusion and hurt in your eyes that it felt painful to even look into them. He wanted so badly to kick himself right there and then. It turns out all this hiding and deception had only made things so much worse. He had not only lied to you but he also gave you the false sense of happiness and pride and even displayed the extent of his distrust in you by not even believing in you in the first place. Haknyeon never gave you a chance to even learn. Instead of helping you, he had chosen entirely to keep you in the dark about what was really happening.

“Do you not trust me? I get that I may not have the greenest thumbs but instead of hiding this… Replacement game you’re playing from me, you could’ve helped me, Hak. You could’ve simply reminded me or told me.” Your voice wobbled slightly at the end. “I saw your bank statement too. Why are you doing this when you clearly lack the funds to? Is it so difficult to tell me things these days?”

There was a moment of silence when neither of you said or did anything, not even Frosty who was usually so hyperactive.

“Tell me, Hak. Please.”

“I didn’t want you to get upset.” He said finally, keeping his head down.

Your eyes widened, clearly not expecting to hear that from him.

“What…?”

“I couldn’t bear to see you upset, y/n. I couldn’t, I just couldn’t. I knew you studied really hard and did so much work to make sure you did everything right so I… I don’t know. I didn’t want to see you upset.” Haknyeon said, his voice firm but getting shakier by the second. “I love you too much to see you upset.”

“Oh, Hakkie.” You whispered, coming by his side and holding his hand in yours.

“I’m sorry, y/n. I should have trusted you more. I shouldn’t have done what I did. I hope you don’t hold it against me.” He said softly, not lifting his gaze. “I would have given everything I could to make sure that you didn’t feel sad when things don’t work out. Nothing matters more to me than seeing you happy, y/n but I see now that all I’ve done is the opposite.”

Hearing him say all of that was all very shocking and so deeply heart wrenching. How could someone be so… Good? The anger in you had all but dissipated and you reached out and slipped your hands up to his face, bringing him up to meet your eyes. Those dark eyes of his were glassy with tears that threatened to fall and you wanted so desperately to make it all better.

“I’m… I’m so sorry, Hak. I didn’t realise that at all, I- I...” You stammered, unable to get your words out from all the emotions that bubble up in you. “Please don’t.”

Before he could react, you had wrapped him in a tight hug, your face buried in his shoulder. At first, he simply stood unmoving before he slowly hugged you back, melting into the hug.

“Let’s just be real with each other from now on.” You whispered.

“... Okay.” He replied softly.

“No hiding, no lies… Just trust and honesty.”

“Okay.” He simply said without hesitation.

It felt like ages before the two of you parted and as you looked him in the eyes, a warm feeling began to spread across your chest. It is getting warmer and cosier by the second and as he squeezed your hand lightly in his, you felt a jolt of electricity run through you and a smile tugged at your lips which only grew wider as he did too. This must be what true love feels like.

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themoonglitch · 5 years

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- GET TO KNOW ME -

Thank you to the great @awolzai and @slythersim for the tag! (sorry if it took me ages XD)

I’m going to tag: @helenofsimblr @slothseasims @aboxfullofocs @racingllama @liafra @snarkwithasideofsims

Sooo the point is to make a simself (yup, that sim up there is me) and put your traits, things you like and whatever you wanna share. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to!

After the keep reading thingy are +100 questions I found that you can answer if you want, but you don’t have to (it’s tiring as hell)

1. What is your full name? Cristina

2. What is your nickname? Cri/Cris

3. Birthday? April 7th

4. What is your favorite book series? The Harry Potter saga.

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Both!

6. Who is your favorite author? I dunno ;.;

7. What is your favorite radio station? Virgin radio

8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? Vanilla *.*

9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? awesome/amazing with the f- word close to it XD

10. What is your current favorite song? I don’t have one atm

11. What is your favorite word? Fuck XD

12. What was the last song you listened to? Good question but I’m too old to remember

13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? The Big Bang Theory XD

14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? Dawn of the dead or any other zombie movies (I know, I have something wrong .-.)

15. Do you play video games? Yep

16. What is your biggest fear? Failure

17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? my doggo XD

18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? my stupidity

19. Do you like cats or dogs better? Both!

20. What is your favorite season? Autumn <3

21. Are you in a relationship? Yessa

22. What is something you miss from your childhood? playing with my Barbie dolls

23. Who is your best friend? @helenofsimblr

24. What is your eye color? Blue/Green/Grey it depends on weather and seasons

25. What is your hair color? I’m blond

26. Who is someone you love? My partner

27. Who is someone you trust? My partner

28. Who is someone you think about often? myself (I’m trying to do something useful with my life)

29. Are you currently excited about/for something? what I’m writing

30. What is your biggest obsession? sushi

31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Sailor Moon

32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? My partner

33. Are you superstitious? nope!

34. Do you have any unusual phobias? spiders and insects

35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind!

36. What is your favorite hobby? my tumblr and The Sims

37. What was the last book you read? some manual

38. What was the last movie you watched? Turbo XD

39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? none

40. What is your favorite animal? I love all animals (except for spiders and insects)

41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? @helenofsimblr @slothseasims @aboxfullofocs @shahkiertai @jupidella :(

42. What superpower do you wish you had? teleport

43. When and where do you feel most at peace? In the woods

44. What makes you smile? My pets

45. What sports do you play, if any? ahhahah, you’re funny!

46. What is your favorite drink? tea or hot chocolate

47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? 2 or 3 days ago

48. Are you afraid of heights? nope

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Spitting. It’s so gross to hear people spitting.

50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yup

51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? not anymore.

52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? when I was 3 I wanna be a trucker -_-

53. What fictional world would you like to live in? GoT

54. What is something you worry about? anything!

55. Are you scared of the dark? sometimes

56. Do you like to sing? sometimes

57. Have you ever skipped school? a lot!

58. What is your favorite place on the planet? this planet? ;-)

59. Where would you like to live? where I live but in another house

60. Do you have any pets? I have 3 dogs, 2 cats and a parrot but not all in the same house

61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl for sure!

62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? Sunsets (I don’t even exist a sunset)

63. Do you know how to drive? Yes and I’m pretty good

64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? headphones

65. Have you ever had braces? I actually have braces

66. What is your favorite genre of music? Rock and metal

67. Who is your hero? most of times it’s my mom

68. Do you read comic books? sometimes

69. What makes you the most angry? people

70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? real book

71. What is your favorite subject in school? it was English XD

72. Do you have any siblings? nope

73. What was the last thing you bought? my today’s lunch

74. How tall are you? 160 cm

75. Can you cook? yep, why not?

76. What are three things that you love? My family, my animals, and pizza

77. What are three things that you hate? people, people, people

78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? I tend to don’t have friends, I don’t trust ppl anymore

79. What is your sexual orientation? penisexual unicorn

80. Where do you currently live? at my home

81. Who was the last person you texted? mommy

82. When was the last time you cried? yesterday?

83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? I don’t like youtube so much

84. Do you like to take selfies? Nope!

85. What is your favorite app? Tumblr and Whatsapp

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? not bad

87. What is your favorite foreign accent? German

88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Japan

89. What is your favorite number? 7 and 11

90. Can you juggle? yep

91. Are you religious? I’m spiritual, religions must be destroyed

92. Do you find outer space of the deep ocean to be more interesting? human’s mind

93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? it depends

94. Are you allergic to anything? nothing

95. Can you curl your tongue? yeah

96. Can you wiggle your ears? no

97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? I use to say that I’m always wrong, it’s easier

98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? forest

99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? think about yourself

100. Are you a good liar? i dunno

101. What is your Hogwarts House? Gryffindor

102. Do you talk to yourself? yes and I always argue with myself

103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? introvert

104. Do you keep a journal/diary? oh God no!

105. Do you believe in second chances? Depends

106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? I dunno, if I can give it back to the owner I would keep the money

107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? oh that’s funny!

108. Are you ticklish? oh yeah

109. Have you ever been on a plane? yes

110. Do you have any piercings? My ears and I have one on nos

111. What fictional character do you wish was real? the Goddess of Luck

112. Do you have any tattoos? Yes 1

113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? Ask my boss to fire me

114. Do you believe in karma? absolutely yes and karma is a bitch

115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? none of them

116. Do you want children? hypothetically yes, but thanks no

117. Who is the smartest person you know? @helenofsimblr

118. What is your most embarrassing memory? I have so many ;.;

119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? yes

120. What color are most of your clothes? black

121. Do you like adventures? what kind of adventures??

122. Have you ever been on TV? maybe I dunno

123. How old are you? enough

124. What is your favorite movie quote?

125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory

#get to know me #tag time

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surveyhoursss · 2 years

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180.

1. it is raining.

2. you can see the sunset now.

3. my birthday is in july.

4. i have been to the movie theater in the past week.

5. i have a test in school tomorrow.

6. people think i’m smart.

7. i am good at drawing.

8. i take long showers.

9. a horror movie has scared me so much that when i’m in the shower, i always have to look outside the curtain to make sure nobody’s there.

10. thunderstorms scare me.

11. i never wear a watch.

12. we have lunch too late in school.

13. i write on everything with sharpies.

14. i am an only child.

15. a bird has somehow gotten inside my house.

16. i have/had a pet parrot.

17. i like frozen dinners.

18. i have curly or wavy hair.

19. i don’t like my hair but i get compliments about it.

20. there is no good music on the radio.

21. i have brown eyes.

22. munchkins are better than donuts.

23. jelly munchkins are the best kind.

24. i like the color green.

25. i have never broken a bone.

26. there is a room in my house with reddish walls.

27. my basement is unfinished.

29. i never paint my nails.

30. i’m using an optical mouse.

31. i have never been to my state’s capital.

33. i hate it when people say your mom.

34. i have not eaten for a day straight.

35. i only do my homework if i feel like it.

36. i have made a fake screen name just to bug someone. (a sibling lol)

37. i have stalked someone.

38. i’m good at playing pool.

39. i don’t need an ipod because i still use my portable cd player.

40. there is a plant in this room.

41. there is a buddha statue in my house.

42. i like making charts and graphs to explain things.

43. i like the font comic sans.

44. i always use the same font.

46. i like screaming as loud as i can when no one is around.

47. i keep track of how many calories i consume daily.

48. i have multiple striped shirts.

49. i sometimes wear skinny jeans.

50. i wear jeans 99% of the time.

51. i have been in a casino.

52. i have won money from a scratch ticket.

53. when websites have counters, i go on and keep refreshing them.

55. buttons are fun to press.

56. i am employed.

57. i have seen a rated r movie in school.

58. i went to a private elementary school.

59. i am terrible at singing.

60. i buy a lot of things on ebay.

61. i don’t like shopping.

62. i hate hollister.

63. when it snows, i sometimes shovel the walkway.

64. i have a notebook just for doodling and scribbling.

65. i have more mix cds than regular cds.

68. i love playing the sims.

69. i don’t like pie.

70. i know the number pi up to 10 digits.

71. i used to live in another country.

72. i know someone from china.

73. i can balance a spoon on my nose.

74. i crack my knuckles a lot.

75. i can crack my back.

76. i take piano lessons.

77. it is some time from 8:00 to 9:00.

78. i wake up early in the morning.

79. there is school tomorrow.

80. i have skipped school because i had nothing to wear.

81. at hotels, i sneak out at night.

82. hotels have comfy beds.

83. i don’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

85. i take showers at night.

86. i wear the same perfume every day.

87. my ears aren’t pierced.

88. gift cards are the best gifts to get.

89. i have been to alaska.

90. i hate using mechanical pencils because i never have extra lead.

91. i have seen a shakespeare play.

92. i know how many cups are in a quart.

93. my hair color changes often.

94. i cut and paste instead of copy and paste.

95. my birthday is/was this month.

96. i have a tattoo.

97. i drink 8 glasses of water every day.

98. spongebob is funny.

99. i don’t drink soda a lot.

100. i can’t roll my tongue.

#bolding survey #survey

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mustangtaisa · 7 years

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Operation Fake Mermaid

Pairing: RoyxRiza Genre: Crack, Humor, Fluff Word Count: 1166 Summary: Mustang’s team is assigned the task of taking down a bank robber. The catch? The robber wants to be a pirate and is in love with mermaids.

Royai Fake Mermaid AU inspired by @sapphiredragonprincess who mentioned that my fake married au looked like it said “fake mermaid au” and I couldn’t unsee it.

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“Captain James Morgan?” Mustang groaned, staring with a look of utter disbelief at the sheet of paper in his hands. “Captain Morgan? Like the rum? This has to be some kind of joke.”

“No joke, unfortunately, sir,” Hawkeye sighed, standing in front of Roy’s desk. She could hear the rest of the team snickering behind her and she could see Roy was struggling to hold back laughter himself. “They’ve been having trouble detaining this bank robber and General Grumman has asked us to give our assistance on this case.”

“Of course he has,” Roy grumbled, slapping the case file on his desk and flopping theatrically back in his chair.

A man that witnesses say was dressed like a pirate, complete with an eye patch, hook hand, and parrot on his shoulder, had been robbing banks for the past two months. The man called himself Captain James Morgan, spoke with a gnarly pirate accent, and had gotten away with three bank robberies already. It was turning into quite an embarrassing predicament for the East City military and they wanted the case wrapped up quickly and discreetly. Grumman decided to call in Mustang’s unit. He knew they would get the job done.

The phone rang and Roy picked up the receiver.

“This is Colonel Mustang… Yes, we did. Ah… yes.” Roy glanced up at Riza, still standing in front of his desk. He had a peculiar look on his face and Riza cocked an eyebrow in question. He shook his head and finished his conversation with Grumman. “Yes, sir. I’ll let them know.”

Hanging up, Roy scratched the back of his head. He looked like he was trying to figure out a way to say something and Riza waited patiently for his orders.

“They found out something interesting about this ‘Captain Morgan’ fellow,” Roy began, still looking at Riza oddly. “On his last robbery, witnesses reported that he was going on about the reason he was robbing banks… Apparently, he needs money because wants to become a pirate full time, move to some remote island, and um… marry a mermaid.” Havoc, Breda, Fuery, and even Falman burst out laughing, unable to contain themselves any longer. Roy was on the verge of laughing as well, Riza noted, a wide grin splitting his face. He quickly sobered up though, clearing his throat to prepare himself for what he was about to tell Riza. “So the general came up with an idea to lure this guy in. It’s, uh… Lieutenant, we’re going to need you to dress up like a mermaid.”

Riza blinked and was certain she had misheard him.

“I’m sorry, what?”

Roy cringed and quickly tried to explain the situation.

“Well, I mean, we certainly can’t have Breda dress like a mermaid and lure this guy in. This could bring the case to a quick close! It’ll only be for a short time, just long enough to distract him so we can sneak up on him. Please, Lieutenant, you’re the only one we can count on in this situation.”

He gave her a pleading look and she wanted to smack him. Dressing up as a fake mermaid? How embarrassing. How demeaning. But, she had to admit, it was a decent idea. She sighed.

“Fine,” came her curt reply before she turned on her heel and stormed out of the office.

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Riza sat on a rock at the shores of the river than ran through East City. The green fake mermaid tail she was forced to wear was constricting and she couldn’t find a comfortable position to sit. She wore a cream colored body suit that blended with her skin with purple sea shells covering her chest. Her hair was loose around her shoulders and decorated with pearls and shells. She’d already been sitting out there for almost an hour and the reports of a mermaid sighting by the river had been circulating through the city the entire time. Riza hoped this Captain Morgan would see the news and show up soon. Her feet were going numb.

“Yar, what does my one good eye see?! Is that a lovely mermaid waiting just for me?”

Okay, maybe she didn’t want him showing up any time soon. His voice rang out from somewhere downstream and Riza wanted to pull out her gun and put him under arrest immediately. Instead, she plastered on a smile and waved when he came into view. She tried to slap her tail against the rock, but her legs were too numb and she almost fell over into the river. Unfortunately for her, Captain Morgan caught her before she fell, giving her a leering smile. Where the hell was her team? They were supposed to catch him before he approached her too closely.

“Unhand her you scurvy dog!”

Morgan and Riza turned to see Colonel Roy Mustang dressed as a pirate. He had an eyepatch, hat, a gold tooth, peg leg, the works. Riza stared dumbfounded, not believing her eyes. This was not the plan. At all.

“What?” said Morgan, clearly bewildered by Roy’s appearance.

“What?” said Riza, equally baffled by the sudden turn of events.

“I said, unhand her,” Roy spoke again with a cocky grin, pulling out a sword and pointing it at Morgan.

“I saw her first!” Morgan argued, drawing his own sword.

“She’s my mermaid!” Roy countered, charging at Morgan.

The two began to sword fight. The scene was almost comical. Roy could barely walk with that stupid peg leg and Morgan seemed to have no idea how to wield a sword. Riza grumbled and buried her face in her hands. The whole thing was turning out to be far more embarrassing than she had anticipated.

Riza yelped in surprise when someone picked her up. She removed her hands from her face to see Roy grinning back at her. Ahead of them, the rest of the team was taking a handcuffed Morgan to their car, Jean turning back to give them a thumbs up and a wink. Riza groaned and covered her face with her hands again to hide the deep blush staining her cheeks.

“What were you thinking, sir?”

“We decided this was a much more fun way to deal with Morgan. I distracted him long enough with a sword fight that Havoc and Breda easily walked up behind him and handcuffed him.”

“Why didn’t you just stick to the plan!? The plan was easy!”

“I was worried Morgan would just run away with you as a hostage.”

“And this was the solution you came up with? Sir, are you an idiot?”

Roy shrugged.

”I couldn’t let him get away with putting his hands all over my mermaid. And I might be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.”

Riza sighed, but finally cracked a small smile.

“Just take me home so I can get out of this ridiculous outfit.”

“But you look damn sexy, Lieutenant.”

Riza smacked his shoulder and he relented, trudging up the hill toward the car to take her home.

#royai #fma #mermaid #fmab #fanfiction

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thenewnio · 4 years

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My version of The New Majorika!

See here: https://thenewnio.tumblr.com/post/187193062083/ojamajo-doremi-animals-ep-3-the-new-majorika

Majorika looked at herself in a mirror, sighing: She was no longer the same. "Was I right to let them do it?” She sighs again.

The New Majorika!

It was a Wednesday afternoon. In the shop, the girls were already starting to work, the news of a new veterinarian having been spread throughout the neighborhood. A crowd rushed inside the shop.

"Excuse me ! Do you have any kittens?"

"I'd like you to treat my dog, he's sick..."

"I’d like to complain about this parrot..."

In the incessant hubbub in the shop, it was difficult to manage so many people.

When the owner of the shop appeared for the first time that day, silence took over. Customers were visibly terrified because of Majorika's appearance.

The latter could not refrain from asking “What?”

Panic immediately broke out. Only Doremi and the others kept calm as they watched, stunned.

Aiko took matters into her own hands. “Hey! This lady’s the owner of our shop! She's not gonna hurt‘cha!”

But no one took heed as people ran out with their pets.

In a few seconds, the shop was already empty, with only a few hairballs lying on the floor. Doremi still had a comb in her hand. Hazuki was practically paralyzed.

The girls turned to the witch, who looked down at her feet.

“Majorika, it's decided, you're gonna change your look!”

No sooner said than done, the girls prepared new clothes for their witch.

Hazuki, used to the frilly dresses her mother bought her, made such a dress. Aiko chose a rather sporty style; Momoko a very urban and casual outfit; Doremi just chose the same clothes as those she herself wore.

Of all the girls, Onpu had chosen the outfit that would best suit: An emerald green tunic and blue denim pants, which made Majorika seem more human than witch. This set was chosen by all the girls wholeheartedly.

Now it was necessary to change the witch’s hairstyle.

This time, Aiko had the best idea: Letting Majorika’s hair down, and adorning with a small frog-shaped barrette as a reminder of the witch’s frog form.

It no longer really looked like it did before.

Even Lala had to undergo these transformations; now, whenever she assumed cat form, she wore a collar with a bell and a ribbon at the end of her tail.

Momoko insisted on adding her personal touch: she removed Majorika's earrings to replace them with a small earring like the one she wore herself on her left ear. Thus, the old witch looked like a girl in her twenties.

Well, almost.

“And there you go!” Said Onpu-chan. “You no longer look like a witch and it suits you very well! I’m sure you’ll attract a lot of people.”

The young actress assumed an impish air. The girls exchanged an eloquent look and the witch felt uncomfortable in these new clothes.

In the girls’ free time that followed, Majorika always wore the same clothes.

“So, you still haven't changed?“

“Well, I didn’t dare... After all, you girls went through a lot of trouble...”

Momoko immediately bolted. "Wait, where is she..." started the witch.

"She'll come back, we trust her!" said the girls, smiling radiantly.

Aiko, with a leading nature, suggested that everyone get to work. And that’s what they did. As soon as they reopened the shop, the crowd returned, along with the ensuing hubbub.

"Who is that lady over there?"

“I think she's the owner...”

“Really? But she looked so gloomy before...”

The chatter about the owner did not end, and Majorika did not know how to react, especially with the fact that whenever people talked about her, she sneezed, which made all this unbearable. The words echoed in her head. Already very busy with the debts she owed to Dela, she couldn't take it anymore. What to do now?

“Enough already!” she finally shouted.

Everyone was silent, as this was the first time that Majorika had made such a crisis in the shop. The latter could not bear such humiliation and rushed headlong into the backroom.

Sitting in an armchair, legs curled up on the seat and her arms around the knees, the witch wept.

The girls wanted to go see her to find out what was wrong, but Onpu held them back by saying that she needed to be left alone.

After a few moments, Majorika got up, her face red, exhausted by so many tears.

She went to the mirror, and looked at herself. "Look at me..." she thought. "Is this the appropriate outfit for a witch? It looks nothing like me."

She consoled herself by criticizing her modest clothes. This lasted for the rest of the day.

That evening, the girls closed up shop and finally went to see their mistress. She turned, gave them a dark look and shut herself in her room.

Doremi rushed behind her to knock on the door with all her strength. “Listen Majorika, we didn't think you would be so uncomfortable in those clothes!“

“That has nothing to do with it! I was humiliated! These clothes just aren’t suitable for a witch!”

Onpu, with her usual confidence, and rushed towards the door to give Majorika reason. “Listen, in the human world, they say the habit doesn’t make the monk, so suitability to a witch doesn’t matter one bit. These people didn't make fun of you, they were actually surprised that you had changed so much in such a short time. They thought you were nice to see, so it was the pressure that turned you upside down, right?”

The witch’s eyes widened. Her back was glued to the door so as not to let anyone in. A smile appeared on her face.

“You're right, I behaved differently than usual. Beg pardon, girls...”

She opened the door to the girls waiting for her, eyes shining with tears. They all hugged at once. A moment later, however, Majorika broke away from the fray to give orders: “But what are you even doing? You haven't even cleaned up my shop! Come on! Get rid of all that dog hair! I want to raise enough money to repay Dela! Hurry!”

The girls howled with laughter. Momoko was writhing as the scene was comical.

"What? What?!” asked the witch, concerned with this outcome.

"Definitely, you will never change!” They all knew in their hearts.

...

This fanfic was taken from here: https://odoremi-animals.skyrock.com/

I hope all you French-speakers enjoy. And to English-speakers who know French, feel free to make your own translation!

#ojamajo doremi #spot the monty python reference I added

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eyeofhorus237 · 5 years

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The characters in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants were created by artist, animator, and former marine biologist Stephen Hillenburg. The series chronicles the adventures of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. Most characters are anthropomorphic sea creatures based on real-life species. Many of the characters' designs originated in an unpublished educational comic book titled The Intertidal Zone, which Hillenburg created in 1989.

SpongeBob SquarePants features the voices of Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown, Mr. Lawrence, Jill Talley, Carolyn Lawrence, Mary Jo Catlett and Lori Alan. Most one-off and background characters are voiced by Dee Bradley Baker, Sirena Irwin, Bob Joles, Mark Fiteand Thomas F. Wilson. In addition to the series' regular cast, various celebrities from a wide range of professions have voiced guest characters and recurring roles.

The show's characters have received positive critical reception and attention from celebrities. They have made frequent appearances in media outside of the television show, including a theatrical film series and many video games. The characters have also been referenced and parodied throughout popular culture. The title character SpongeBob became a merchandising icon during the height of the show's second season and has seen continued commercial popularity.

Creation and conception

Main characters

SpongeBob SquarePantsMain article: SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

SpongeBob SquarePants (voiced by Tom Kenny) is a yellow anthropomorphic sea sponge who physically resembles a rectangular cleaning sponge clad in brown short pants, a white collared shirt, and a red tie. He lives in a pineapple house and is employed as a fry cook at a fast food restaurant called the Krusty Krab.[16] He diligently attends Mrs. Puff's Boating School but has never passed; his lack of a driver's license is a running gag throughout the series. He is relentlessly optimistic and enthusiastic toward his job and his friends. SpongeBob's hobbies include catching jellyfish, blowing bubbles, playing with his best friend Patrick, and unintentionally irritating his neighbor Squidward. He first appears in "Help Wanted".[17]

Patrick Star

Main article: Patrick Star

Patrick Star (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke) is a pink starfish who lives under a rock and wears flowered swim trunks. His most prominent character trait is his extremely low intelligence. He is best friends with SpongeBob and often unknowingly encourages activities that get the two into trouble.[16] While typically unemployed throughout the course of the series, Patrick holds various short-term jobs as the storyline of each episode requires. He is generally slow and easy-going but can sometimes get aggressive, much like real starfish.[18]

Squidward Tentacles

Main article: Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Tentacles (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) is an octopus with a large nose who works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab. He is SpongeBob's next-door neighbor with a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.[19] He believes himself to be a talented artist and musician, but nobody else recognizes his abilities. He plays the clarinet and often paints self-portraits in different styles, which he hangs up around his moai house. Although he does not like SpongeBob and Patrick, they are oblivious to his animosity and consider him a close friend.

Mr. Krabs

Main article: Mr. Krabs

Eugene Krabs (voiced by Clancy Brown) is a red crab who owns and operates the Krusty Krab restaurant where SpongeBob works. He is self-content, cunning, and obsessed with the value and essence of money.[16] He lives in an anchor with his teenage daughter Pearl, who is a whale. He dislikes spending money but will go to great lengths to make Pearl happy.[20] He tends to worry more about his riches than about the needs of his employees. Having served in the navy, he loves sailing, whales, sea shanties, and talking like a pirate.

Plankton and Karen

Main article: Plankton and Karen

Sheldon Plankton (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) and Karen Plankton (voiced by Jill Talley) are the owners of the Chum Bucket, an unsuccessful restaurant located across the street from the Krusty Krab. Their business is a commercial failure because they sell mostly inedible foods made from chum. Plankton is a small planktonic copepod[21] and the self-proclaimed archenemy of Mr. Krabs. He is a skilled inventor and possesses a Napoleon complex due to his short stature.[22] Karen is Plankton's own invention, a waterproof supercomputer[23] who supplies him with evil plans to steal Krabs' secret recipe for Krabby Patties.[24] She is married to Plankton and usually takes residence in the Chum Bucket laboratory.

Sandy Cheeks

Main article: Sandy Cheeks

Sandy Cheeks (voiced by Carolyn Lawrence) is a squirrel from Texas who lives in an air-filled glass dome and wears a diving suit to breathe underwater.[25] Whenever any aquatic creatures enter her home, they must wear helmets of water. Sandy works as a scientist, explorer, and inventor. She is a rodeo champion with a number of athletic interests, such as "sand-boarding" and karate.[26] She speaks with a Southern drawl and uses typical Southern slang words and phrases.

Mrs. Puff

Main article: Mrs. Puff

Mrs. Puff (voiced by Mary Jo Catlett) is a paranoid pufferfish who is SpongeBob's teacher at boating school, an underwater driver's education facility where students drive boats like cars. She wears a sailor suit and her school is made from a submerged lighthouse. SpongeBob is Mrs. Puff's most dedicated student and knows the answer to every question on her written and oral exams, but always panics and crashes when he actually boards a vessel.[27] She puffs up into a ball when she is scared or injured.[28]

Pearl Krabs

Main article: Pearl Krabs

Pearl Krabs (voiced by Lori Alan) is a teenage sperm whale[29] and Mr. Krabs' daughter.[24] She wants to fit in with her fish peers, but finds this impossible to do because of the large size inherent to her species. She will inherit the Krusty Krab from her father when she grows older, but is still in high school and does not yet have a job at the family business. Pearl's favorite activities are working at the Bikini Bottom Mall, using her father's credit card to buy anything that is in style, and listening to pop music.[30]

Gary the Snail

Gary the Snail (voiced by Tom Kenny) is SpongeBob's pet sea snail who lives with him in their pineapple home and vocalizes like a cat.[31] Despite only communicating through meows, other characters can understand and talk to him. Depicted as a level-headed character, Gary often serves as a voice of reason for SpongeBob and solves problems that his owner cannot. He has a pink shell that is impractically spacious on the inside.

Supporting characters

Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate (portrayed and voiced by Tom Kenny) is the host of the series' special episodes. He is a live-action pirate and the president of the fictional SpongeBob fan club. He lives in an unnamed suburb of Encino, California, and segments hosted by him are often presented in a dual narrative with the animated stories. He made a special guest star appearance on Big Time Rush in the episode "Big Time Beach Party" with Carlos Pena Jr. and Logan Henderson.

Potty the Parrot

Potty the Parrot (voiced by Stephen Hillenburg/Paul Tibbitt/Mr. Lawrence) is Patchy's green pet parrot, depicted as a crudely-made puppet with googly eyes controlled by very obvious strings. The character's name is a reference to "Polly wants a cracker," a phrase often used for parrots to vocally mimic. Potty is obnoxious and often annoys or talks back to Patchy while the latter is trying to host an episode.

French Narrator

The French Narrator (voiced by Tom Kenny) is a scuba diver with a camera who often introduces episodes or narrates the intertitles as if the series was a nature documentary about the ocean. He has a thick French accent as a reference to the distinctive speaking style of oceanographer and filmmaker Jacques Cousteau. He is normally only heard, but physically appears twice: in "No Free Rides", in which SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff inadvertently hit him while driving, and in "Feral Friends", in which he is revealed to own a submarine.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Main article: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

Mermaid Man (voiced by Ernest Borgnine in most appearances until his death) and his sidekick Barnacle Boy (voiced by Tim Conway in most appearances)[32] are two elderly and partially senile superheroes who live in a retirement home and are stars of SpongeBob and Patrick's favorite television show. Mermaid Man is known for completely forgetting things and yelling a prolonged "EVIL!" whenever he hears the word, while Barnacle Boy seems to be the smarter, more sensible, and more irritable of the two. "Mermaid Man Begins" confirms that their given first names are Ernie and Tim. Aquaman artist Ramona Fradon drew the characters' comic book adventures.[33] Since Borgnine's death, both characters have been retired and limited to cameo appearances.

Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman (voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray) is an irritable pirate ghost who glows green.[34] He is named after the ghost ship of the same name. He haunts the seven seas because his unburied corpse was used as a window display. He collects souls as a Satan-like character and resides in a cavern containing Davy Jones' Locker, a literal lockerstuffed with smelly socks, which within the series is analogous to Hell and occasionally mentioned as a curse word. In "SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One," the musician Davy Jones makes a cameo appearance throwing socks from the locker at the Dutchman. He is first mentioned in "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" but does not have a speaking role until "Scaredy Pants".

King Neptune

King Neptune (voiced by John O'Hurley/Jeffrey Tambor) is a mighty, trident-wielding merman god who rules the sea, based on the mythological deity of the same name. In the series, Neptune lives in a palace in Atlantis with his wife Amphitrite and son Triton. He is usually portrayed as arrogant and selfish, showing little sympathy for the sea's fish populace. Neptune has a mostly blue-green color scheme with a long brown beard and hair. A different King Neptune is featured in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. In the film, he resides near Bikini Bottom with his daughter Mindy and resembles a green-skinned king with a robe, neatly-trimmed hair, a domed crown to cover his bald spot, and powers limited to what can be exercised through his trident.

Larry the Lobster

Larry the Lobster (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) is a lobster lifeguard at Goo Lagoon. Larry is a bodybuilder and workout fanatic who lifts weights.[34] He first appears in "Ripped Pants".

Harold and Margaret SquarePants

Mr. Harold SquarePants (voiced by Tom Kenny) and Mrs. Margaret SquarePants (voiced by Sirena Irwin) are SpongeBob's parents, who more closely resemble round sea sponges than SpongeBob. Harold is brown with glasses and a moustache, while Margaret is dark orange. They seem to live outside of Bikini Bottom, but still take the time to visit their son on occasion. They are proud of SpongeBob but embarrassed that he still does not have a driver's license.

Grandma SquarePants

Grandma SquarePants (voiced by Marion Ross) is SpongeBob's paternal grandmother. She has six children with her late husband, whose wisdom SpongeBob sometimes cites when he plans something. She spoils SpongeBob whenever he visits her house with cookies, milk, sweaters, and bedtime stories, even though SpongeBob can get embarrassed by it.[34]

Realistic Fish Head

The Realistic Fish Head (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) is an announcer and news anchor fish, resembling a cut-out of a live-action trout. He appears in the series' opening theme. His name has changed repeatedly throughout the series; it is Elaine in "The Great Patty Caper", Johnny in Battle for Bikini Bottom, and "T. McTrout" in commercials for Nicktoons UK.

Perch Perkins

Perch Perkins (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) is a perch who works as a famous field news reporter. While the Realistic Fish Head only reports on television news programs, Perch makes physical appearances reporting about events that occur. He is normally purple with a dark purple coat with a black wig and headphones, although some episodes and Nicktoons MLB show him with an orange color scheme and a red coat.

Bikini Bottomites

The Bikini Bottomites are multicolored fish and other sea creatures who inhabit Bikini Bottom. They function as the series' background characters. They live in buildings made from metal ship funnels and use "boatmobiles," amalgamations of cars and boats, as a mode of transportation. Although the series uses a set sheet of about 150 designs for incidental characters,[35] the Bikini Bottomites' voices and characterizations vary throughout their appearances. Several of them have been given names and play heightened roles in select episodes.

Bubble Bass (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) is an overweight green bass who is the antagonist of "Pickles" in season 1. He is a nemesis of SpongeBob and is very picky about his food. In season 9, he began to appear more frequently as a townsperson and customer at the Krusty Krab.

Fred[36] (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) is a brown fish townsperson who shouts "My leg!" as a running gag whenever there is havoc or destruction. He makes his first appearance in "Reef Blower," but his recurring line is not heard until "Boating School." Fred appears as a major character in the season 11 episode "My Leg!" where it is revealed that he hurts his leg on purpose because he is in love with a nurse at the hospital.

Harold (voiced by Mr. Lawrence/Dee Bradley Baker/Clancy Brown) is a blue fish with a shark-like fin and spiked teeth. His character model is often used as an angry or troublemaking townsperson. His name is revealed in both "Have You Seen This Snail?" and in "Roller Cowards". His first appearance is in "Ripped Pants".

Nat Peterson (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker/Tom Kenny) is a male yellow fish who is often seen as a bus driver. His last name is revealed in "Missing Identity" and his first name is revealed in "Plankton's Regular", in which Karen pays him to become the Chum Bucket's first regular customer.

Officer Nancy (voiced by Sirena Irwin/Jill Talley) and Officer John (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker/Thomas F. Wilson/Mr. Lawrence) are a pair of police officer fish in Bikini Bottom. They are committed to their jobs but often arrest or punish characters for insignificant reasons like littering or having no front license plate.

Old Man Jenkins (voiced by various actors from seasons 1—10 and by John Gegenhuber since season 11) is an elderly townsperson who lives at the Shady Shoals retirement home and is a common patron of the Krusty Krab. His appearance and job changed often throughout the first ten seasons. One of his critical appearances is in "The Sponge Who Could Fly" wherein he plays a farmer, a sailor, and finally, a human cannonball. At one time, he mistakes SpongeBob for a box of Bran Flakes. In season 11, the series' staff decided on a finite design for Old Man Jenkins,[37] and the actor John Gegenhuber began to consistently voice him.

The Purple Doctorfish (voiced by Rodger Bumpass) is a doctor who works as a physician at the Bikini Bottom Hospital and as a traveling veterinarian for pet snails. He has a calm demeanor and a deep, suave voice. SpongeBob was initially scared of visiting his office in "Suds," but later faces his fears and discovers he likes visiting the doctor.

Scooter (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui) is a fish who enjoys surfing and is often seen at Goo Lagoon. He speaks like a stereotypical southern Californian and often calls SpongeBob "dude." He dies after being drowned at Goo Lagoon and becomes an angel in the second-season episode "Bubble Buddy", but returns unharmed for future episodes.

Tom (voiced by Mr. Lawrence) is a green fish who wears a purple shirt. He plays a heightened role in the episode "Chocolate with Nuts," in which he chases SpongeBob and Patrick for the chocolate they are selling.

Jellyfish

The Jellyfish (vocal effects by Tom Kenny) are wild animals who reside in Jellyfish Fields, a meadow in Bikini Bottom, and have a strong affinity for music. Within the series, jellyfish behave like sentient insects, squirt jelly, buzz and swarm like bees, and can sting their enemies with electric shocks that leave painful welts.

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

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The right here we go do them 2223 it look kid we must have bought a window seat no no father you sit over there he’ll do it to be sincere i might be too fearful to sit down beside the window what’s that well I’ve certainly not liked flying you recognize if God had wanted us to fly he to position the airport near metropolis excuse me Father you are you’re sitting in my cardigan would you not breathe like that you are making a noise now fairly father actually this can be a no-smoking flight so juggles did you revel in yourself oh I did you kill Nettles excellent is not it Ted I mean need to be the holiest shrine on the planet high ten anyway good he did not attend our every day showing on a golf course like that precisely did it occur once more on the 13th gap compared to a fella there on the green how do you’re from the pin he is putting for a birdie in the balls in our Foster God Almighty after which what happened we simply took a drop ball and put it all the way down to expertise hey Ted i’ll be historic play effectively i’m sure same as yourself haha who about it oh that’s father Joe in short an ancient friend of mine some equal columns however we simply have a nickname from there what was a sham Oh humorous I used to name him Emma pricey Joe get all this hair drawing between his toes used to remind us of the abominable snowman and the juvinity head no I didn’t you musta had one no father in brief what do you remember at all what Ted’s nickname was once that’s in columns Oh see now watch this as well no one purchased a Joel i like hiya my says this was once father floppy passion although the priest caught a look of my year end in the showers after a recreation of soccer one once I had all this some downy fluff growing round that entire area oh yeah father fluffy button hilarious discontinue actual and what did you do in the end shave it off shift off prime stuff twelve quilt all correct father in short do extra floppy Barnum due to the fact that we had this large load of floppy hair on this behind what you doing the tip head shave it off no I didn’t you are not able to do away with palms long enough treats do not you bear in mind what they referred to as you him in there Joe since of all that thick black hair developing between your toes that was honestly a medical that is your pilot talking fasten your seat belts we will quickly be kicking off Oh who did that ah someone messing there what’d you get Dougal on account that this the gift store back at the airport what do goodwill already have a tape dispenser back on the condo what did you purchase that one for ah that is no traditional one time what undoubtedly splendid already i will be able to consider of countless numbers of you surfers Gilligan the place did you seem what’s this do squeeze it there is a shaggy dog story mobile Duggal this can be a dog toy what no it’s not cat it is a funny story mobile youngsters this can be a toy for puppies this is some thing humans supply their dogs on the birthday seriously Ted it’s a comic story cell we just depart it to anybody and inform them at the phone and they’re going to try and make a telephone name on them children who would believe this is a mobilephone even a canine is aware of is not the cell okay we will comply with vary all correct no we will not conform to difference considering you’re very very wrong appear to the photograph on the package deal not even provide you with a clue why do you think the canine looks so happy he’s glad given that somebody has given him a yellow robber mobilephone that makes a noise no no he’s laughing in view that any person’s trying to make a mobilephone call on the phone so the puppies shouldn’t have the same variety of humorousness so they are now not as evolved as off why just buy anything smart like this for instance no put a coin in that that’s superb what’s it I notion a money field but you already know what whatever like this to be so effortless to make it a low-cost and cheesy however watching of their pure type now come on now the joke all of it right here we go Oh God before taking off the do candidate when the be event on account that of the aircraft crash yes for Harvard you simply fell out of the aircraft if the power does disappear it is Monday and also you simply fell out and you’d be falling for ages and a while and a while somewhat bit higher Ted no lugal not rather no tell you what maybe i’m going to provide Larry difficult he developed a worry of flying finally those crashes he used to be in he went to hypnotherapist to remedies instructed me I would give him a call every time I used to be feeling nervous old for this God good what was once that bit of Tropes god I wish it wasn’t so nervous you realize Larry told me as soon as you’re more probabilities being trampled by using a herd of stampeding donkeys then you have not been killed within the aircraft crash no he’s no longer picking up ok father endure oh hi is very good oh yeah i’m an extraordinarily big fan of his own correct or should I say oh no ass there isn’t a point out of it up to now you wish to have me to take about to see the copper k okay can i have a look too Oh nineteen sizes equal coming brother high-quality Dougal appear don’t touch some thing we do not want an action replay off the ceiling on the spot all right fair ample head down these are the predominant controls who over right here we now have the gauges four engines one to it I was handiest asking if you’ve ever been in a cook dinner location earlier than no but on the bridge on the ceiling 31 and it was once funny but I used to be looking on the manage of the whole lot oh and nothing happened at all proper whats up come on although what you’re humorous let me simply come on now the jokes over and then who’re you what do you imply Who am I you’re blind i am the person you might have been messing with portions of street i will pay for the entire ride no longer comprehend why you’re laughing then what is the gigantic snort about i am listening to comedy on these it is mr.Bean all correct yes i’m blind the fact is it can be better this is a more latest factor you recognize considering the fact that Paris rice that is beautiful fascinating but I I believe your other senses make offers I hear that with blind individuals there their different senses turn out to be more alert in an effort to converse I suppose you can scent factor from ten miles away in there they hear matters before they happen no no Sixth experience of any style and that i consider for your case will likely be hits and casinos you best bought the 4 good that was one more one lacking that I have no idea about audio sensor option hahahahaha would you go away now be high-quality I just do that they thanks to mr.Pilot da roca no longer see the connection is not right Isis move the historical bathroom is them is the bathroom firstclass toilet so do you will have a first-class ticket no then i am afraid you have to go across the best way hey boss can i have a fast phrase yes get home correct what’s unsuitable do that method and moderate problem Ted wash well it seems that any one are pressed a button within the vehicle after which anyone with the gas I feel I suppose the individual might have emptied some of the fuel tanks by mistake so anyway there may be not a major makes to the airport correct so that would imply what precisely an emergency touchdown or some thing yeah an emergency touchdown correct proper but the factor is Ted we don’t certainly have adequate fuel to make it to a position the place we will make an emergency touchdown and in addition there is handiest two parachutes on board no where’s a second do that earlier than you carry on what you say the name of this movie used to be again no no no no it is outstanding no longer so no so like that is truely happening sure this is happening now to us it’s yeah Duggal here’s a mad visitor just all of the sudden versum did you press the button discover hiya come on did you do Bert I did you hiya Ted have you heard the news sure no what do we do it has any individual press the emergency button no well mustn’t an individual supply it a go careful Ted I might be affine for flawed use is absolutely an emergency I consider truly the fundamental factor is to maintain your the clergymen account not a phrase about this we get again within nothing occurs what does it do not and that i needed it earlier than father who will get the parachute garden that is a difficult resolution oh you are right there ok maybe we must just now not tell any individual about them pull them off the airplane got here to on no account existed no do but i don’t feel we should try this i’ve a like this my dear clearly I suppose what we will have to do is that this so in no more than 200 words why you should get a parachute so good we should simply write about how pleasant we’re yes I acquired my housekeeper pregnant a couple years ago will drive her to depart the country must I point out that no i wouldn’t are you going to take marks off it spelling errors only if we turn out to be in a tie-smash main issue who possess the copyright on this what good say if I was to outlive and wish to write my autobiography might i use extracts from this factor i’ll write or would you own the copyright as far as i know you possess the copyright method frankly possibilities about surviving are very very long must we no longer simply have somewhat of an old professional I imply perhaps God will support us all of us bought pens and paper and the whole thing can i use my computing device computer and i do not suppose you are allowed to make use of them at inter damaging are not they they intervene with the radar yes but we’ll crash anyway right proper I see what you imply melted sure customers can do blah you’re very calm all collectively you gone mad or anything no just I’ve continuously hated flying however now that we’re in an emergency hindrance all my fears just changed awareness to affirmative motion do you know what I imply I do it until you know all correct then arms down ah father O’Shea you failed to stop writing i’m afraid you are disqualified up quite some distance the cave do you need to move first i haven’t written this down seeing that it comes from the center frantic Gallaher I’ve identified you and being your pals for decades and now I feel it’s principal to say i really like you i love you greater than any person I’ve ever cherished I do not need the parachute correct good completed for the cave he’ll be just a medication and i consider I should get the parachute considering i am great actually I consider I will have to get both the parachutes in case one of them does not work the wellknown ones Oh father play the fucking Jew proper i have not written something considering i’m no longer very good at that style of factor however I did a drawing right particularly just right can we have now a look what do you feel good it’s me within the neck with a canine how how does that aid you win a parachute what television parachute I wasn’t listening it’s Derek why would I want to parachute the planes in obstacle and there’s a competition to look who will get a parachute okay father Jack are you next father Jack where’s father jackals parachute the parachutes have gone you ah okay I simply do not forget that we’re all going to die google it I just desired to say i know sometimes i am just a little in need of you generally i’m now not as patient as they should be however you already know sooner or later we are the exceptional of associates what do you mean i am simply seeking to say i know normally I act like probably you get my nerves however I suppose secretly I feel it’s fairly humorous what’s humorous you know the way you combine things up and in many instances you aren’t getting what is going on on who’re you speakme about once more you what about me i’m simply trying to say Google I such as you thanks very so much do you saying that to you i guess set it there good day we’re all enjoying you understand the section tubing stabilizing godets no you realize what a shell diversify efore 20 years no you already know the Chet wrench three ply shorts a case no you realize who i am you’re the pilot high-quality i know what I did there I started to bake you recognize what a gas reserve is well i’d suppose it from style of general back as much as the main gasoline tanks that is precisely it now we have a gasoline reserve however the line connecting it to there nothing on the wing engines aspect that line is damaged if we could by some means fix that line we might stand a danger even sticky tape would do however I’ve requested round and there is none on the plane that is four you’re incorrect Google provide us something you purchased there your entire problems are over i would not make any calls father and interface with radar to women the sticky tape bridge that each one you have got to do is get out of the aircraft climb onto the Queen’s we beneath the fuselage and connect the road and then have been saved yes so I just climb out of the aircraft sufficient hold on however I climb out of the airplane yes i would not trust someone else father you have already proved which you could preserve a level head then i will do it what Ted doodle i love all this when the whole lot’s going okay I keep imagining the entire terrible things that may happen and now that one of those things that sincerely occurred it is just a rush I believe fearless like Jeff Bridges in that movie i haven’t visible that one no longer many people have doogal is more often than not a bad reference anyway let’s go captain father i am not a captain and i am no longer anybody who climbs underneath planes to fix fuel traces I consider any further or some thing we need to be excellent there will be a priest very brave man fuck i am just doing a funny story Dougal geeky child well I higher get again to the cockpit just right good fortune solitaire wait with a nigga sure I sealed up the knife with a oh exceptional I’ve gotta do that we’re going to reside the whole thing’s utterly back to ordinary mentioned it’s just your completely ordinary day they covered our backyard airplane trip ah what am i doing on the second weed all proper proper thanks very a lot well overlooked i’m nonetheless not gonna hassle jack oh i hope he is all right and father clearly I hate seeing him like this i starting to loosen his grip now something we will light the sandwich i cocked them into the shape of an airplane i know thank you mrs.Doyle I think Ted and me have had sufficient of airplanes to do with a lifetime ha ha ha ha ha haven’t we lifeless your mom talking the emergency is over we will be able to be landing in 20 minutes .

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"Flight Into Terror" | Father Ted | Series 2 Episode 10 | Dead Parrot

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Ojamajo Doremi Animals ep 3: The new Majorika!

Majorika looked at herself in a mirror, sighing: She was already not the same anymore. - Was I right to let them do it? She sighs again.

~ {Episode 3: The new Majorika!} ~

It was a Wednesday afternoon. In the shop, the girls were already starting to work, the news that there is a new veterinarian / animal to go around the neighborhood. The crowd rushed inside the shop. " Excuse me ! Do you have kittens? ", " Hello ! I would like to have my dog treated, he has caught a cold! ", " Warning ! My parrot just flew away! ". An incessant hubbub lay in the shop, it was difficult to manage so many people. When the owner of the shop came for the first time of the day, the silence took place. Customers were visibly terrified because of Majorika's appearance. The latter could not refrain from asking: "Bah what? ". This provoked general panic, only Doremi and the others remained ice and gazed at the scene in amazement. Aiko took things in hand: - Hey! This lady is the owner of our shop! She does not want you any harm! But people did not listen and ran, their animals in their hands. After a few seconds, the shop was already empty, only a few balls of hair were lying on the floor. Doremi still had a comb in her hand. Hazuki was paralyzed. The girls turned to the witch with an eloquent look. She lowered her eyes and now admired her feet. - Majorika, it's decided, you'll change your look! No sooner said than done, the girls prepared new clothes for their witch. Hazuki, accustomed to the frilly dresses that her mother bought for her, made a dress of this kind. Aiko chose a rather sporty style; Momoko a very urban and casual outfit; Doremi chose the same clothes as those she wears. Of all the girls, Onpu had chosen the outfit that would be best: An emerald green tunic and blue denim pants, all would make Majorika more human than witch. This set was chosen by all the girls of good heart. Now it was necessary to change the hairstyle of the witch. This time, it was Aiko who had the best idea: The loose hair, adorned with a small bar in the shape of a frog to remind the old form of their witch. It did not really look like it was before. Even Lala had to undergo these transformations, now when she turns into a cat, she wears a necklace with a bell and a ribbon at the end of her tail. Momoko absolutely wanted to add her personal touch: she removed the rings from Majorika's ears and replaced them with a small earring like the one she wears herself in her left ear. So the old witch looked like a girl in her twenties, well, almost. - There you go ! Declared Onpu-chan. You no longer look like a witch and it suits you very well! I'm sure you'll attract people from around the world. The young actress took an air imp. The girls exchanged an eloquent glance and the witch felt uncomfortable in these new clothes. The girls' free day that followed, Majorika always had the same clothes. - So, you have not changed in the meantime? - Well, I did not dare I ... you gave so much trouble to me makeover ... Momoko immediately ran away. "But where is she .." the witch began. - She'll come back, we trust her! Say the girls smiling radiantly. Aiko, who was a leader, suggested that everyone go to work. That's what they did, they opened the shop and immediately, a crowd of customers rushed inside. The hubbub was back. "So who is this woman over there? - It seems that it's the owner ... - Really? I saw it rather gloomy ... " The chatter about the landlord kept on being heard, Majorika did not know how to react, especially when we talk about her, she sneezes, which makes all this unbearable. The words echoed in her head, already busy with the debts she owed to Dera, she could do no more, what to do now? - Enough ! She finally shouted. Everyone was silent, this is the first time that Majorika has made such a crisis in the shop. The latter could not bear such humiliation and went headlong into the back shop. Seated in an armchair, her legs curled up on the seat and her arms around her knees, the witch was crying. The girls wanted to go to see her to find out what was wrong, but Onpu held them back saying she needed to be left alone. After a few moments, Majorika got up, her face red, exhausted by so many tears. She went to the mirror, and admired herself. "Look at that," she thought. "Is this the proper attire for a witch? It does not look like me. ". Visibly, she consoled herself by criticizing her modest clothes. This lasted the rest of the day. In the evening, the girls closed shop and finally went to see their mistress. She turned around, gave them a dark look and shut herself in her room. Doremi rushed behind her to hit the door with all her strength. - Listen Majorika, we did not think you would be so uncomfortable in these clothes! - It has nothing to do, I was humiliated! In addition, these clothes are not suitable for a witch! Onpu has, as usual, confidence in her and runs to the door to give Majorika reason. - Listen, know that in the world of humans, it is said that the habit does not make the monk, so the history of convenience to a witch has absolutely no interest. Then these people did not make fun of you, on the contrary, they were surprised that you changed so much in so little time. They thought you were nice to see, I think it was the pressure that turned you upside down, was not it? The witch opened her eyes bigger, her back was stuck to the door to let no one in, her face dropped to her feet, a smile appeared on her face. - You're right, I behaved differently than I am. I beg your pardon the girls ... She opened the door and the girls were waiting for him, their eyes shining with tears. All hugged each other immediately. But a moment later, Majorika broke away from the mob to give orders: "But what are we doing here? You did not even clean up my shop! Go! Get rid of all that dog hair! I want to get enough money to repay Dera! Hurry! The girls screamed with laughter, Momoko was writhing so much the scene was comical. - What ? What do you have ? Asked the witch, worried about the fall of this story. - Definitely, you will never change! They all answered in heart.

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