#the coolest ghost speak headcanon

[icyharrington]

Just saw your request for kinky fresky smutty requests 👀👀

This is the first time I've come across your stuff so forgive me if you've written similar but what if the reader is obsessed with Eddie's hands? Specifically how he wears rings and all she can think about is all the filthy things he could do with rings on...including maybe some choking? 😌

contains: choking, spanking/slapping, mentions of vaginal sex & rough sex, focus on eddie’s rings lmaooo

he’d be kinda insecure at first when you point them out, assuming you’re teasing him. “i think they look cool, alright?” but you’d keep running your fingertips against his, tracing the grooves of cool metal that contrast against his warm skin. 

you’d look through his ring collection (he owns so many different ones- ones he shoplifted from the mall, .50 cent costume jewelry from the thrift store). he tries to find the coolest, most badass looking designs to show off, wanting to solidify his metalhead persona. he’d ask you if it’s “too much”, displaying both veined hands in front of you, layered to excess in his bulky metal jewelry, and you’d always shake your head.

eddie wouldn’t realize how much you like his rings until later on. you’d take his fingers in your mouth, moaning around them, taking them to the back of your throat until you’re gagging like his little slut; you crave the feeling of the cool silver digging into your soft flesh as he grabs you by the hips or thighs. 

eventually, he’d catch on; he’d wear his rings all the time for you, squeeze your thigh while you’re in the passenger seat of his van just to see the patterned imprints that form there. he’d smack your ass with the back of his hand, intensifying the sting with his added adornments, tease you with his fingers as they ghost along your lips.

eddie loves to turn you on- his favorite thing is seeing your face flush and your hips begin to squirm as the prickly heat of arousal takes you over. he gets hard when you can’t get your words out right, when you whimper softly, in need of him. he’d be more than eager to play into it your desires, marking you up and making you his. 

you’d ask him to choke you one night when you’re going particularly rough, and he’d be apprehensive at first; eddie loves to treat you like his little whore, but his biggest fear is to harm you unintentionally, so you’d have to speak him words of encouragement, guiding his hand up to rest at your collarbones with pleading, half-lidded eyes. 

“eds, i’ll tell you if it’s too much, okay? just go nice and easy. i trust you, baby.” you’d tell him, and you’d be able to feel his erection pulse inside of you, a low groan escaping his throat; he’d just barely wrap his fingers around your fragile neck, watching your reactions closely as he tightens his grip experimentally. you’d urge him on with breathless moans, rolling your hips beneath him, your head falling back to expose more of your throat to him. 

you’d be so overwhelmingly aroused, your pussy clenching around him as he’d lean forward to kiss you (and double check whether or not you’re alright). you’d cum with his ring-clad fingers snaked firmly around your windpipe, your head locked in place against the pillow.

after the first time, eddie would grow more confident in his abilities; he’d learn how to choke you safely, and know exactly how to get block your airflow just enough that you’re at his mercy. gradually, it’d become a kink for him too, and he’d choose his biggest rings for the nights where he really wants to claim you as his; he’d get hard seeing you on your knees in front of him, eyes big and mouth parting for his metal-adorned thumb to slide against your tongue

when you’re an extra bad girl, eddie would put his heaviest rings on and have you lay across his lap, yanking up your mini skirt (side headcanon: eddie lovesssss his girlies in short skirts). by the time he’d be done with you, your ass would be a rainbow of reds and blues, and your pussy would be dripping all over his thigh.

just... yea. omg. ok yea. 

#eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson hc #joseph quinn #stranger things #stranger things hc #stranger things imagine #eddie munson smut #stranger things smut #eddie munson x you #stranger things headcanon #mine

[meowmeowriley]

Hi costume anon here!

How dare you so accurately call out my daddy issues and socially awkward arse 😖 (/j)! I would make a terrible Fire Lord but it’s good to know all those years of projection paid off, though now I’m head canoning Zuko as autistic (what have you done to me is this revenge?)

I personally want a Bloodborne tattoo oneday ngl though the outsiders mark is cool as fuck

I love your brain you have changed my view on the logistics (?) of how it would all go down!

Just imagine Ghost returning to systematically tear apart and destroy Dunwall like it was the Zaragoza cartel after he escapes to Karnaca and his family ended up paying the price for his “Treason”.

He becomes “the Outsiders Ghost” fully devoted to and for him people start whispering about what happened in Dunwall about how a dead man got revenge and how Rats and whale song swallowed an entire nation. Never anger the Outsiders lest his Ghost starts haunting you. (I love Spooky shit.)

Oh no! I made my friend rewatch DP That’s rough buddy (I regret nothing)

Speaking of DP, Gaz is a walking wifi modem and Soap is a portable power bank for his devices 😂 they stick to Ghost like glue on hot days you can not change my mind. The 141 would have the most terrifying reputation even though they’re all idiots.

Soap %100 has caused a black out and Gaz “accidentally” locked a general he didn’t like out of his house after he made Laswell and price mad.

Do you think Ghost would have to deal with the actual ghosts of soldiers would Soap and Gaz pick up on them too?

I can’t remember who said it but they head canoned Soap as lightning and ghost as rain and it changed something in my brain chemistry, good apart awe inspiring together (They were so right) and now I can’t get Sparky boom boom man out of my head I may need to rewatch atla.

Have a great day while I go off and try to regain my lost honour!

Hiiiiii Costume Anon! Thank you for gracing us with your presence!

Autistic!Zuko headcanon drop when friend? I wanna hear all his lil quirks and habits.

Thinking of FromSoft games, I've been thinking about an Ellen Ring AU. Idk if people would want it, but I just keep thinking about it. Ghost as the Tarnished, Soap as Ranni, Gaz as Melina. And it'd loosely follow my own playthrough of the games. Outside of Elden Ring, Bloodborn is my favorite of their games. It's so gooooodddd.

Even long after a believable lifespan has passed, rumors of The Outsider's Ghost doing his bidding circulate. Some believe it's an actual Ghost, others say he's The Outsider's lover that was granted eternity to be by his side. Either way, The Outsider and his Ghost are only mentioned in hushed whispers for fear of invoking their wrath.

DP AU, the 141 has a reputation for shit going sideways for their enemies before they're even on the base. Terrorists start resorting to defenses that don't rely on power or the internet because they see how effectively the 141 shuts that shit down. It doesn't help, their guerilla tactics don't effect Ghost. The team absolutely deals with the ghosts of fallen soldiers, but not as often as you'd think. They tend to stay where they died, or cross over, or go back to their families. Some though, will use their newfound deadness to be menaces, and those are the ones our boys deal with. Think Skulker or the Box Ghost, those types of problematic guys.

Duuuuude Sparky Boom Boom Man had such a cool bending ability. Personally I'd want to be a water bender, but fire bending is still the coolest form.

Good luck with your honor my (non gendered) Prince! Thanks again for humoring me 😁

#ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #cod mw2 #fanfic #call of duty #text post #ask #simon ghost riley #ask answered #john soap mactavish #danny phantom au #atla #elden ring au #dishonored au #costume anon

[antvnger]

((I'm so frustrated right now. I keep seeing videos on Youtube saying that Ant-Man 3 is the worst way to end a trilogy or it's the worst MCU movie 'EVER' and other things. It's driving me nuts.

Can you do us a favour and tell us all the great things about it? 😭))

((GLADLY!!

*pulls out soap box and megaphone and stands on the box*

*speaking into megaphone* Testing, 1, 2, 3. Testing, 1, 2, 3.

Attention good people! I am here to remind you about the really good things about Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania! Because this movie deserves it!

First of all! To those who say this movie ripped off Star Wars, lemme tell ya, Scott Lang is a Star Wars nerd and if he was told a part of his life reminded people about Star Wars, he would eat that crap up!

And honestly, that was one of the coolest atmospheres I ever saw in an MCU movie. The Quantum Realm was beautiful and full of really creative creatures and landscapes and colors and it was better than I envisioned. I love how they portrayed the Quantum Realm.

While we're on this subject, the probability storm was ingenious and really fun to watch in my opinion. OF COURSE the QR would have something to that effect. It was an intriguing premise, and I would love to learn more just about probability storms in the QR tbh.

And what's even more beautiful is showing ALL of those Scott probabilities teaming up to help save Cassie because no matter what the challenge may be there is a 100% chance Scott Lang will do anything to help his daughter!

AND THEN if that wasn't enough, having all of Scott's probabilities and Hope's probabilities merging into one unit as if every probability led to them succeeding when they work as a team???? Poetic cinema, y'all!

I got ahead of myself, let's jump back to the beginning. Here we find Scott Lang living his best life, and I am here for it. He is successful, he is happy, he is loved, and he is loving people and life and getting the recognition he so rightfully deserves.

Those kids in the library dressed up as Ant-Man and with Ant-Man action figures and stuff? *cries* Scott deserves that.

And he also gets to enjoy life now. He gets to be a dad and tell dad jokes and finally relax and not have to worry about prison sentences or missing out on stuff or some crazy crisis pulling him away from his family. He's happy, and he's earned it.

Cassie calling Hank "Grandpa" gives me life.

Having my headcanon confirmed that one of Scott's favorite places to be is on top of the Golden Gate Bridge and him and Hope having a cute little date up there? I mean how cute are they?

Scott and Hank's relationship has grown so much, and it makes me happy like seriously. *so proud* "You read my book?" *so proud* "Every goddamn word." And when you read the book, there's a really nice interview there between Scott and Hank which makes that scene that much better to me now. Like it's wonderful.

People have been saying that Scott acted ooc in this movie, and I'm like no. No, he did not. He's not the same guy we met back in 2015. He's grown up some, he's figured some things out, he's got a better handle on life than he did back then, and he wants to protect and preserve it as much as he can. Especially Cassie's life and happiness. And why not? We all know he was like that before Endgame and then after Scott watching Tony with Morgan and knowing better than literally anyone else there (I take that back, literally everyone else there except for Doctor Strange of course) what Tony sacrificed...Scott's not ooc in this movie. He's growing. And good for him.

Paul Rudd's acting, I swear. He's amazing. The entire performance was phenomenal. Period.

This was a really good intro movie for Cassie as Stature. I'm really hoping that's what they'll go with because it sounds so much cooler than Stinger. And it's a really good intro because not only does she have her dad teaching her things midbattle that click for her later on, she is facing a ghost from her past that traumatized her. I think it was important she face Darren again. Facing him, evading him, and eventually overcoming him and her fear of him is a good jumpstart for Cassie, in tandem with the legacy her dad and grandad built, into this superhero role she so desperately wants. It was a growing moment for her too, and for her to realize that the monster that haunted her childhood wasn't a threat to her anymore was empowering for her. She's outgrown Darren Cross, and honestly, if I think about it a little more, there's a really good message for us in there too.

"This has been a weird day." Like Scott, my sweetheart, you're so relatable, I love you.

Could Hope have had a bigger role? Yes. *shrugs* I get what they were doing, but it could have been done better. But hey! She came in clutch at the end, which only underlines everything from AMATW: "Maybe you just need somebody watching your back, like a partner." And that's exactly what Hope is and did! My boy Scott was ready to make the sacrifice play yet again, and Hope swoops in and was like not alone you're not! All hail Queen Hope van Dyne!

And MicroSCOPE fans rejoice, I love you's happened! For those who are like "why didn't they kiss??" like hello? Covid restrictions, my dudes, so calm down.

Also what Hope's doing with that company of hers now? Like oh my gosh! She's doing what I've been saying Pym Tech should do with the shrinking technology, and I'm so glad Hope agrees because now I feel smart ;)

"She wasn't you, baby." Like please. I want someone to tell me this. That's love and devotion and a breath of fresh air from how Hank was in the comics.

Alright, I know you all have been waiting for this, so here it is. We get Kang the Conqueror. We set up the upcoming phase for the MCU. We show the importance, the intensity, the severity of what's to come without sacrificing the heart and humor of the Ant-Man movies. And honestly, I think they pulled it off.

And Kang was phenomenal. The controversy surrounding Majors aside, he was an incredible actor in this movie. He did such a good job, and I hope we do not suffer a recast.

Speaking of Kang, let's not forget that there is nothing quite as...fascinating as a character we know to be good and pure and sunshine personified just absolutely go ham. GiAnt-Man getting angry over Kang having Cassie in his grasp is really good, hot tea y'all, and I love it. After having imagined instances where Scott would get genuinely angry and imagining what that would look like and then to see it in canon? I feel validated.

I've said it a million times: Momma Bear ain't got nothing on Ant-Dad!

"I don't have to win. We both just have to lose." This quote still haunts me. It's so good and honestly it's so...Scott.

And also! For those who said it would have been better if Scott and Hope got stuck in the QR, shut up. No it wouldn't. No. It. Would. Not. It would have been predictable, and I feared it. I knew it was coming, and I was prepared to cry over it. Seriously. The intense relief I felt when Cassie rescued them genuinely choked me up a bit, I'm not gonna lie. It's good they're not trapped.

Also, I'm guessing those of you who are saying being trapped in the QR would have been better than the ending we got don't deal with anxiety and worry eating away at your insides until you feel like they're just gnawing at your bones, don't ya? Because my boy is seriously trying not to panic over the fact that he may have very well doomed the universe he just finished rescuing.

And honestly, that's more relatable. That's more human. We can relate with that, we can ache about that, and honestly, me just thinking about Scott trying not to have a panic attack over all of this is making my chest tight too like I'm in his shoes. The human element, very prominent in the Ant-Man movies.

Seriously. Did these people watch the same movie I saw? Because this movie has so many of the things we love about the Ant-Man films. It has heart, it has comedy, it has that familial love we love to see, it has a gorgeous and mysterious landscape, it has a badass villain, and most importantly it has ants.

And anyone who says this is the worst MCU movie probably hasn't seen all the movies because I can think of 4 off the top of my head that made me want to bang my head against the wall. And guess what? Quantumania is nowhere on that list.

I could go on, but apparently I hit a text limit in Tumblr, so I had to cut back. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. No, I am not up for debating the amazingness of this movie. Any and all hate towards it will be removed from this blog, thank you.))

#for the ant mun #ant mun #anon asks #scott lang #ant-man #ant man and the wasp #ant man and the wasp quantumania #amatw #amatw quantumania #hope van dyne #the wasp #cassie lang #kang #kang the conqueror #janet van dyne #hank pym #mcu #marvel #ant man #antman

[mx-drumbot]

surprising no one, i’ve become obsessed with the Black Phone. so here are my headcanons about each of the babies.

Finney

aside from seeing ghosts, he hallucinates after getting out. mostly phones ringing but also the sound of a belt snapping together. sometimes he sees blood dripping from walls or broken glass on the floor

he has the same hair as his mom, his dad doesn’t know how to take care of it. that’s why his curls are so undefined.

he started playing pinball after recovering. he hasn’t quite been able to reach Vance’s high score, but he’s getting close

he loves Star Wars and somehow convinced Gwen to dress up as Luke and Leia with him. (he called that Vader was both of their father’s too)

he learned how to speak spanish from Robin’s family (and constantly watching Robin’s mouth when he talked). the first time his extended family visited for a birthday party, they all thought Finney was just a really pale latino

he and Gwen have sleepovers every thursday night where they go down the events of their week and eat copious amounts of junk food

he works on the Hubble Space Telescope as an adult.

Robin

he cries to Selena’s music, especially after he realized that he had feelings for Finney

he has ADHD and that’s why it’s so difficult for him to focus on a teacher that talks too fast

he has comorbid autism too, and his special interest is slasher movies, his favorite will always be the original silent horrors, but he’s a big fan of jump scares

the only jewelry (aside from friendship bracelets that Finney makes him) that he’ll wear are his confirmation chain and the small gold ring he got from his grandfather

he has just a fuck ton of siblings, as well as a twin sister who is exactly like him. he gets along with all of them and they all look out for each other

if he had survived, he wanted to be a stuntman or a director. no one ever explained to him that he could be both

he insults people in spanish but says it in a nice way so they think he’s saying something sweet. sometimes he does it just to make Finney laugh.

Vance

AUTISM. THIS MAN IS SO AUTISM CODED

pinball and silent movies are his special interests. he steals pinball machines that arcades throw out and has seen every charlie chaplin movie ever made

he goes out of his way to feed stray dogs, stray cats, and he always makes sure to let ducks/geese pass. he also stops his car to help turtles get across the road, but only if no one is around

his dad fucked off somewhere after the first time he got arrested, his mom does her best but she’s practically always gone at work. he doesn’t resent her but he hates his dad

if he had survived he would’ve started a shitty punk band where he made music about his trauma. he only likes loud noises when he’s the one making them

he has really bad sensory issues and wears the same clothes for days on end, if anyone brings it up, he gets a nice stim moment out of beating them up

when he was younger, his mom called him little wolf because he would bite people if he was given the opportunity. she still calls him that if he’s sick or injured while she’s around

Griffin

loud af because he was half deaf. his mom was born deaf and his father lost his hearing because of genetic condition that ended up killing him, but he’s half deaf because he was hit by a baseball when he was three

not even the cia could get this out of him, but he so badly wants to be like vance. he thinks vance is the coolest motherfucker ever

his younger brother is in one of Gwen’s classes and both of them are just absolutely terrified of her. his brother has a little crush on her though

he really wanted to ask Finney if he could check on his mom, but he could only repeat himself, it sucked

he loves comedies, anything satirical or sarcastic is his absolute favorite though. this man would eat up twitter and tiktok

if he had survived, he would’ve become a middle school history teacher, mostly because he loves teaching ancient egypt and other ancient civilizations

he loves kids, he only has a little brother but he hangs out with his brother’s friend group more than anyone his age

Paperboy

(to preface this, headcanons. thank you) it prefers it/its pronouns mostly because it really never felt quite human. not in a kinnie way, just in a neurodivergent way

its dog’s name is cain. one because he attacks other dogs, but only of the same breed and two because it thinks that naming a canine, cain is really funny.

it loves sweet things. milkshakes, candy, baked goods? all of that, those are basically its favorite food

if it had survived, it would’ve become a journalist. it really liked reading the newspaper and doing the crossword

it once slept outside for a week after an argument with its mom. cain slept next to it to keep it company.

Paperboy knows that it probably shouldn’t steal things from places like Walmart and Walgreens but at the same time, it’s never been caught.

its dad was a greaser in the 50s and it absolutely idolizes that aesthetic, like it thinks the 50s were the perfect time period

Bruce

his mom is a teacher and he takes naps in her class when he has free periods and no homework

he idolizes bruce lee and is always super happy when someone points out that they have the same name. action movies are his favorite

he has pretty good grades, but he would drop anything for a baseball game, he knows he’s good and he loves winning. he’s played on four travel teams

his family isn’t religious, so the first time he ever celebrated christmas was with his baseball team. he bought them all gifts and kept the gifts that they game him in his bedroom

if he had survived, he would’ve wanted to go pro in baseball. he might’ve been able to. his backup plan was marketing, mostly because he’d be able to talk to a lot of people

he was homecoming king at his school, partially because he’s a class favorite and partially because no one ran against him

he has a pet goldfish that is his best friend, her name is goldie but his parents just call her fish

Gwen

she learns how to better control her talents and becomes a detective. she names her detective agency after her mom

her favorite color is purple but she never wears it, she claims that the rarity of it is what makes it so special

she leaves her hair in braids for no more than six hours, she’s seen how long it takes for Finney to make his hair look decent, she has no desire for curly hair

her favorite hobby is creative writing. after Finney went missing, she stopped writing. mostly because she only wrote horror stories.

her dad tried to force her to learn to play piano, but stopped after she figured out how to do the talking piano illusion and made it call him a bastard

she tries not to be super protective, but she always asks her friends if they want her to walk with them when they go somewhere. especially if it’s a day where she’s nervous

she absolutely hates spending more than two hours alone, she always wants someone to talk to, usually that person is one of her friends or Finney

#the black phone #black phone #vance hopper #finney blake #robin arellano #gwen blake #paperboy #griffin #bruce yamada #headcanons

[ramrage]

141 football HCs

inspired by the scrumptious works (x, x) by @horsebra, here are some headcanons that no one asked for but i couldnt help but make

Soap:

Malingers a lot. and dramatically. everyone, himself included, recognizes this but just kinda rolls with it because sometimes it pays off, and to be fair, man does get fouled a ton

if someone is on the ground, 9/10 times it is him

tenacious as hell. will run to balls he won't reach, faces off in aerial duels against könig-height dudes.

somehow always scoring because he'll go for shots others would shy away from and is magically in the right place at the right time (jk he reads the field well)

social captain of the team. is quick with a compliment or consolation no matter what

constantly talking shit and is a nightmare to play against

Alejandro:

shows off a ton which would be a problem if he ever lost possession, but he infrequently does

has fouled out the most and leads the team in cards

just as aggressive a player as Soap, if not more

speaks spanish with rodolfo to covertly talk shit or point out weaknesses in the opposition's defense

his locker room pump up playlist is nasty and excellent and everyone loves it, even ghost (doesn't admit it)

coolest boots on the pitch

obnoxious yet impressive celebration dance, will taunt the fans

Rodolfo:

official idiot wrangler for soap and ale

his passes are clean as hell without fail. no one would score without him.

not a particularly flashy or dramatic player, he's more on the side of efficient, but he'll sometimes pull out the most ridiculous, odee goals you have ever seen in the beautiful game

is great at intercepting the defense's attempts to clear the ball and then proceeds to cross it perfectly and it pisses the other team off severely

big on post-game stretching and gives people shit when they don't. he has saved the team so many injuries.

goes apeshit when ale gets fouled and is actually hurt. if he isn't foaming at the mouth, alejandro is fine. no one can figure out how he tells the difference

Ghost:

effectively a center mid but says he's a defensive mid for reasons unknown

great at assessing the pitch and moving his team around to make saucy plays

scores an awful lot for a "defensive mid"

king of set pieces

surprisingly supportive and kind when his team fucks up

not afraid to play dirty but will immediately own up when the official chews him out for decking a guy

once lifted soap up in a hug after he scored a goal and everyone teased him about it so he never did it ever again

acts pissed but is amused when Soap malingers to win foul against the other team

Price:

is probably way too old to be playing but does anyway

switches between center and l/r-back depending on what the ol knee is telling him

not as fast as he used to be but his judgment and technical skills are impeccable

sometimes pulls out fancy footwork to wow the kids

comfort character on the pitch. when he recovers the ball after shit goes tits up, you know the team is safe

best pump up speeches you have ever heard

Gaz:

quick as hell and loves playing teams that rely on fast breaks because it's a fun challenge and he cuts them off damn well

had one (1) own goal when he was really young and will never forget it

booted the ball to the other side of the pitch and it bounced over the other team's keeper and rolled on in for a goal one (1) time and will never forget it. or stop talking about it. knows better than to try it again.

talks and sings to himself when the other team's offense sucks and the ball generally stays on the far side of the pitch

feels bad when he decks players from the other team and will help them up but also finds it kinda funny

gets beyond hyped for the rare hydration break on hot days

kate:

team coach/manager, Head Idiot Wrangler

has evil conditioning days but no one gets too mad because they trust her judgment

is somehow cool with the owners even tho they're dicks and uses that relationship to advocate for the players

generally keeps her cool during matches but got a red card once for laying into a official for a terrible call

earned many wrinkles and grey hairs from managing the boys

constantly getting shit from people in the league because she's a woman but she shuts that shit down with calm, scary efficiency

not afraid to play politics with the owners and the league but is always honest with the players

#this is based off my limited knowledge of soccer #(which is what i call it bc im a filthy american) #sourced from watching my bil/bff's games #this is very much informed by the style of play of the people on his team but i wouldnt say it if i didnt believe in it #so it goes w/o saying that this is more like...official play and not 'just guys being dudes' bc idk shit about that #-azealia banks voice- I WAS IN THE 1 4 1 #internal mw2 #idk anything about roach and könight really so i didnt include them sorry #cod mw2 #team 141 #ghost cod #johnny soap mactavish #captain price #kyle gaz garrick #alejandro mw2 #rodolfo parra #kate laswell #mine

[kkachis]

“Yeah—I’m not against him, he’s our friend, but… I can’t help but feel like there’s something we’re missing. Something big, something… wrong, I guess.”

i absolutely did not expect to draw when i signed on to beta Something's Wrong With Danny Fenton by @dp-belongs-in-a-hoodie but their writing was so good i had to do it! it's a no one knows horror AU and it is lovely

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp #art #danny phantom art #danny phantom au #no one knows au #fanfiction #fic rec #swwdf #kkachi draws #kkachi chirps #please read the fic #kei deserves the validation #it has a delightfully creepy AU take on ghosts #the coolest ghost speak headcanon #writing that will knock your socks off #and pre-everlasting trio stuff that will make you emotionally compromised #SWWDF has been such a joy to work on and deciding to beta it was the best decision i made in 2021 💚 #1k

[sednas]

a nsfw request: i have a kazutora’s tiger tattoo on my thigh irl, so i want headcanons of him having sex with y/n, kissing their tattoo, worshipping their body, and doing cunnilingus on them. take your time. pls and thank you <3

I'm going to take care of you

damn what a request 😳 love the tattoo by the way, it's one of the coolest thing I've ever heard

afab!reader

trigger warning: soft sex

okay but worshipping your body? I think it's what kazutora would be the best at

touching your skin like it was the most precious thing in the universe

but cherry on top, you have a the same tattoo as him?

get ready for a long session 👀

he would be really slow, savoring every moment of it

and there's something in his eyes that would be so sincere as he goes down on you

a breathtaking sight I'm not even joking

you would get overwhelmed, overwhelmed by his touch, his tongue, his gaze and his undying love for you

cheesy some would say, but they would miss the desperation in his eyes as he kisses your skin, his yellow gaze begging you to stay with him

yeah very sweet and passionate sex I think you got it

"you're really beautiful you know that?"

you whimper in response, shivering under his touch, his fingers ghost over your hips as he keeps sucking on the skin of your neck. he leaves a purple mark, licking it to ease the slight pain. he places a few more kisses on your neck, before returning to your lips, sliding his tongue inside your mouth, taking control of the kiss. swallowing your moans, he gently brushes your hair with his hand, moving his head back a little to look at you.

"I love every inch of you and your body, you're fucking amazing."

you find in his eyes nothing but honesty and softness, looking at you like you were his one and only. you are his one and only. he makes you sit on the edge of the bed, and your cheeks warm with embarrassment when you see him getting on his knees in front of your naked body. he spreads your legs slowly, squeezing your skin and paying special attention to your thigh where your tattoo is.

"you're so perfect love." he softly says, as he runs his fingers on the ink tiger that decorates your skin.

you let you a little whine when he kisses your thigh tenderly, like you were made of glass that could shatter at any time. growing desperate for more than just his mouth on your thigh you start pulling at his hair and he lifts his eyes to look at you, smiling a little.

"don't worry, I'm gonna give you what you want, you deserve it."

giving a last rub to your thigh, he lowers his head and without wasting another minute he buries his face between your legs. you gasp at the sensation of his tongue licking your clenching hole, making obscene noises as you grab his hair a little harder. the weak whimpers you release are enough to make him hard, he moans against your slit, sending vibrations through your body. his hands travel over your thighs, squeezing the fat of your hips and slowly pushing you down on the mattress. his tongue runs all over your lips, gathering your silk on the tip of his tongue and spreading it over your clit. he lets his hands wonder over your upper body, pressing your breasts together and gently pinching your nipples, to finally intertwined his fingers with yours as he caresses your knuckles with his thumbs.

"relax for me sweetheart, I've got you."

"'feels so good..." you try to speak, feeling your legs shake.

"yeah? it feels good? you're so pretty like this." he whispers, just before sucking on your clit, which makes you whine weakly.

he smiles while looking at you, completely hypnotized by the cute noises you make. he squeezes a little harder your hands in his, slowly dragging his tongue up and down your pussy. your body jolt under the pleasure and he kisses softly your inner thigh, stroking it lovingly to give you a few seconds to catch your breath.

"stay still for me beautiful, I'm going to take care of you."

tokyo revengers masterlist

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[synnthamonsugar]

I hope I'm not disturbing. I just wanted to ask your opinions on Savathun and Immaru's relationship

Not disturbing at all. I love getting asks about destiny lore things even if I'm slow to answer them. :)

I like their relationship a lot! There isn't a whole lot to work with but Lucent Tales: Immaru shows them being quite tender and intimate with each other, which is my all time favorite lightbearer-ghost dynamic, doubly so when there's a big difference in personalities. I like that Immaru is the more aggressive of the two and that he's implied to be the brains behind a lot of the Lucent Brood's offensive actions; there's just something fun about a confrontational ghost-gentle guardian pairing.

For Savathun's part, I'm amused by the idea that she's calm and measured but the guys in her life tend to be the opposite. Her father, her brother, the horse in the pyramid in the swamp, and now her ghost, she really can't throw a stone in any direction without hitting a comically violent and deranged man of some sort. It's so funny. I'd feel a little bad for her if she didn't like him so much.

A couple spinfoils / theories because why not.

I like to headcanon that Savathun influenced Immaru's vocal mannerisms; to be fair we haven't actually *heard* her talk this way (which is a SHAME), but I think about her HUMDINGER OF A SCHEME line and the fact that she was canonically kicking around the late golden age US south and hear how Immaru speaks in kind of a folksy way and uses a lot of odd turns of phrase and I'd like to believe he picked some of that up from her.

A second headcanon, courtesy of my SO, is that they knew each other in Savathun's pre-guardian life; he has an idea (that I've stolen for myself) that Savathun, in her infinite cunning and plotting, had a network of people to call on for a wide range of eventualities, dying and receiving the Light among them. I like the idea that Immaru, being a little morally questionable, would have been into the idea of being able to pair with a freakin' hive god and that when she died he jumped into action to claim the coolest lightbearer ever. :)

#destiny #savathun #immaru #asks

[votederpycausemufins]

Welp, made another thing for @petrichormeraki ‘s Hermit!tommy au. be warned that this is only a part 1 cause i haven’t finished the whole thing and i need to get my computer looked at so i won’t be able to finish it yet but here’s some of it at least

Disclaimers here are that I only know the general idea of Xisuma’s base and that there’s a honey farm somewhere, but I took liberties with how it is for the story. Also, headcanon that I made specifically just because I want it to happen, canon deaths that don’t end up with a ghost make the person lose a piece of their soul until it can’t support them fully anymore. Then that piece ends up somewhere else. Maybe that’s why the compasses work. But more I just want something like what happens in this fic. For the hurt/comfort.

When Tommy first joined the Hermits accidentally, he hated being around Xisuma. Not only was he the admin of the server, the one who held the most power, but for whatever reason, this guy decided to look like a bee. It was worse when Tommy learned he almost changed up to look like a Strider, but then just went back to a bee. At the very least it wasn’t easy to run into the guy.

It was more the problem of his base. The coolest places and the ones Tommy most liked to visit were the ones in the jungle, especially since the old base he was living in was built there. With no elytra, at least not one he used for more than gliding, Tommy got lost when in the more natural parts of the biomes. And when that happened, he tended to accidentally find Xisuma’s base.

So much of it was bee themed that Tommy disliked it. It reminded him too much of what he left behind, but couldn’t get back. Having the compass was as much as Tommy was willing to have to remind him.

But one day Tommy got killed when he wasn’t being careful. He wasn’t too worried about it, especially after a message in his new communicator had a message from a hermit who picked up his stuff and put it in a chest. They didn’t really have the inventory space to bring it to him and we’re busy enough they couldn’t stay, but it was fine. A chest was the standard.

But right now, the problem was getting to the chest. Not only was it somewhere in the jungle, but it was also most of his gear. Tommy didn’t really have many good backups, never wanting something that someone could take, even though he knows the hermits would never do that. Probably. He’s still wary just to be safe. The most he has in storage is some gold armor for when he goes into the nether.

Tommy donned a mixture of gold and worn iron armor and a mostly used sword to get his stuff. He’s sure he knows the way to his gear until he doesn’t. With the monsters tougher than at his old home, Tommy is worried about dying again as the sun starts to set. He rushed through the jungle a bit faster until he ran into it. Xisuma’s base. Tommy was going to pass it by when monsters started to spawn, with him getting really unlucky and one zombie spawning with full enchanted armor.

Not wanting to die, Tommy scrambled his way into Xisuma’s base. He sighed once he was in a safe place, though upset that he would have to spend the night in such a place.

With nothing much better to do other than sitting, which Tommy hated doing, he started to walk around and explore Xisuma’s base. Close up, it was actually okay. The bee theme designs weren’t as prominent, and all the towers and buildings had farms inside them which were fun to watch. The one problem was the honey farm. This one definitely had a lot to do with bees. Tommy was going to just run by it when a bee popped out.

Tommy actually paused at that. Then smiled. Bees only game out during the day, which meant he could leave. He smiled and ran out of there and went outside to see… it was still night?

Now confused, Tommy went back to the bee farm. He was beginning to think maybe he just imagined it, but then he saw the bee still there. He watched as it kept bopping its head against the glass, ignoring the flower with it and not going back in its hive.

Puzzled, Tommy just watched the bee until he heard the noise of someone using a firework. The sound caught Tommy’s attention, and he looked away. When he turned back, the bee was gone. After looking there for a few seconds, Tommy shrugged and started to walk away. But even then, he still kept looking back, so much that he didn’t notice Xisuma until he ran into the man.

Tommy froze up when he saw the admin standing in front of him, but instead of anything Dream might have done or said, Xisuma spoke in a kind voice. “Oh, sorry Tommy, I didn’t see you there. Were you looking for me?”

Tommy didn’t speak for a little bit until he heard the pop of a bee leaving its hive. “Uh, I just got lost and holed up here, cus I died and was trying to get to my stuff and that one guy isn’t around to sleep. Also one of your bees is fuckin’ weird.”

Xisuma scolded the boy for cussing, then offered to help Tommy get to his stuff. He mostly ignored the bee comment until there was the noise of something softly hitting glass again. Xisuma walked over to the farm and Tommy followed.

“See! Isn’t it supposed to not do that?” Tommy asked, to confused by the mob to be scared of Xisuma or want to leave the bee area.

Xisuma nodded slightly, watching the bee’s odd behavior. “Maybe it somehow got linked to another hive or nest and is trying to get there.”

“So what, you’re gonna let it out?” Tommy asked, bristling a little at the idea.

Xisuma nodded again. “It’s probably the only way we could be sure. I can always breed up another if it leaves.”

The admin took out a silk touch pick and broke the glass. The bee flew out and the glass was replaced so the other bees that had not left the hive just yet wouldn't also escape. Instead of the bee trying to fly out of the base, it flew towards Tommy and hovered around him.

Tommy went rigid as the bee flew towards him. He was sure it would keep going, but instead it stuck around him. “What the fuck do you want then?” He asked the mob even though it couldn’t respond. “I don’t have any of those prissy flowers so bug off.”

But the bee didn’t listen. It seemed quite pleased to stick with him. Tommy nearly drew his sword to kill it, but he wasn’t sure he could bring himself to actually his the thing with what it represented to him. Plus Xisuma might get mad and it could break his farm. “Can you just help me get my stuff, maybe it’ll leave once we’re outside.”

Not knowing what else he could say, Xisuma agreed to that. He could tell that something about bees was a sore subject for Tommy. The way he stiffened up around them and also around him. It was part of why he was so surprised to see the boy.

After a bit of walking, Tommy reached the chest of his gear and equipped and stored everything in his inventory. The bee happily bopped up against him and once again Tommy thought about killing it. But instead he just started wandering home, the bee following right behind.

The following day, Xisuma showed up to check on Tommy. While he wasn’t please to see the admin, Tommy at least accepted the gift of a bee hive, especially after his apparent new pet bee would not stop bopping its head against him. Hopefully the hive would give it somewhere to live and it would stop.

Tommy thanked Xisuma for the gift before shoving him out the door, glad for the lack of resistance the admin gave. Then, turning back to the rest of the hobbit hole he moved into, Tommy plopped down the hive right in the middle of the room. “There. Go in there and stop bothering me.”

But the bee didn’t listen, it just kept bopping it’s little fuzzy head against Tommy. Angry now, Tommy grabbed the bee, held it eye level, and looked right into its eyes. “You’re going to stop annoying me and go in that hive, got it?! I’m sick of you flying around me!”

He then let the now trembling mob go and it flew into the new hive. Tommy almost felt regretful about yelling at it. Almost. Grumbling, he went over to his bed to rest now that there wasn’t much to keep him up. Tommy set down his gear nearby, and placed his closed compass on the bed.

With all this bee stuff, Tommy couldn’t help but look at the object. After hesitating for a few moments, he grabbed the item and opened the lid. Inside, the needle danced wildly, not sure how to point with its location in another dimension. Tommy gave a sad sigh and was about to close it again when the needle stopped spinning. It clearly pointed in one direction for a few seconds. Tommy’s eyes widened and he started to turn towards where the needle was trying to guide him, but then it went back to dancing about.

Tommy looked at it confused, before realizing it still might change again. Tubbo may have found a way here. He ran in the direction the needle had been pointing and tripped over the new hive he had placed, cursing as he hit the floor. He looked back up at it to hit it once or something, but the compass has steadied itself again, the needle pointing the other direction, right towards the hive.

#hermitcraft #hermit!tommy au #hermitblr #mcyt #tommyinnit #tubbo #minecraft bees #xisuma #dream smp

[raptorclawzz]

Tokoyami and Kuroiro headcanons!

Also no warnings because this is all SFW :DD

There’s also some Kuroyami headcanons ;))

These are just my headcanons for them so it’s okay if y’all don’t agree! Also I made these very very goth (as I am a goth myself, I, of course, had to make these two as goth as I can imagine them)

Tokoyami Fumikage headcanons

• His whole family is goth

• Loves watching creepy videos (example: videos like “Top 10 creature sightings caught on camera” and stuff like that)

• Gothic book nerd- Edgar Allen Poe definitely- I MEAN NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE, HE IS A HUGE EDGAR ALLEN POE FAN

• Definitely stays up really late, with the only light source being candle light, reading to Dark Shadow while petting them

• Huge fan of horror movies and has no preference, he loves old classics, newer ones, and the most popular ones. He just loves horror movies

• His room, back at home, contains a lot of taxidermy, books, candles, horror posters, posters of bands he likes, his alter. Also, under his bed are boxes full of things he’s picked up from the ground, like shiny things or twigs and stuff

• He loves ballet, he doesn’t do it but he loves watching it

Shihai Kuroiro headcanons

• His parents are goth

• Huge fan of horror movies but has a preference for the classics (Frankenstein, Night of the Living Dead, Nosferatu, and more)

• Definitely likes to intimidate people by smiling and staring. Maybe he’ll throw in a little wave haha like he’s a nice guy but he likes to fuck with people

• Really good artist! He likes to paint creepy paintings of creatures, shadow demons, and gothic people

• In his room, he has posters of classic horror movies, he owns a lot of horror dvds, vinyls of gothic classical music, lots of candles (since he likes his room dark). His room is just all gothed up lmaooo. You can either take this as his room at UA or his room back at his home

• I already mentioned that he likes classical music but he also likes the same things as Tokoyami- such as Ghost, Rob Zombie, and more. Definitely a fan of Evanescence

Kuroyami headcanons

• Irl Morticia and Gomez Addams

• “Til death do us part, my love~” type of goths

• When Kuroiro first met Tokoyami, he literally got SHIVERS- thought he was the coolest person he ever met

• When Kuroiro and Tokoyami first met, Tokoyami realized that Kuroiro can understand his extreme gothic phrasing and that was one of the things that made him fall in love- that and the fact that Kuroiro also can speak in extreme gothic phrasing

• They’ve definitely gone dancing in the moonlight before

• Ballroom dancing? YES

• Also this is a soft headcanon, I think, but Kuroiro loves to touch Tokoyami. He loves holding his hand, hugging him, cuddling him, and all that. He just loves being near Tokoyami and I love that

• Tokoyami is also very touchy with Kuroiro, for example, after a long day, all he wants to do is go to Kuro and cuddle and watch horror movies. He just wants to be near him at all times- I JUST LOVE TOUCHY ROMANTIC GOTHS LMAO

• They both dislike pda. They’ll hold hands and hug but they don’t like being so,, out there, y’know? They like their privacy but they do want people to know that they’re together so they aren’t so private that nobody knows they’re together

#tokoyami headcanons #tokoyami fumikage #fumikage tokoyami #fumikage #tokoyami #shihai kuroiro #kuroiro shihai #kuroiro headcanons #shihai headcanons #kuroyami #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha shihai #bnha tokoyami #bnha #mha

[goldenkirstein]

hello raf!!! first off, I wanna say that I love your blog and your fics. tysm for sharing them with us you are incredibly talented!

second, do you have other blog/moot recommendations for users who write for jean x reader? I wanna follow all of you you're all so amazing!

only if you can! :) have a nice night!

hi nonnie !! ty for the kind words!! yes i do, some of these are my moots, some are not but regardless they are all incredibly talented writers. there are so so so many writers that have jean fics, but i chose these ones because they have more than a few jean x reader !! these are also just based on my preferences, so if there is a writer not included here, i apologize !!

Please read all of these authors rules/dni’s as ik a few of them interact or post dark content and are 18+ blogs !! respect writers and their rules !!

@whats-her-quirk - what can i say that hasn’t been said, literally the reason i write on here and responsible for the first jean x reader fic i ever read, i love june. Absolutely phenomal, so fucking cool and talented. her writing makes me happy, to put it simply.

my fave fic: midnight ride & below freezing

@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface - the username speaks for itself, again i read her fics when i still was a ghost blog so i am quite sentimental lol, i think she might be working on a jean rockstar au series, im not sure tho, but regardless just a super talented writer !!

my fave fic: sketches of you

@welcometotheclubhoe - jay, oh my god, i love them and their blog, all of their jean fics are so. fucking. amazing. like chef’s kiss, have me sweating, screaming and crying, genuinely need to take a five minute break to walk around my room and contemplate the meaning of life. so yeah, jay’s a jeanius (shhhh i know its cringe)

@bakugohoex - a fellow jean simp, ria is not only the sweetest but just so fucking good at writing jean, fluff, angst and smut, her brain is so big because she’s responsible for one my favourite jean series and playlist tbh ahem:

my fave fic: stay & put on a show

@mikaberries - Mika is also one of the first aot writer blogs I followed, I found her first on tiktok and then followed here. super fucking talented, idk how she does it tbh. also just an all around good person and very sweet, I have nothing but respect and praise for her and her work.

my fave fic: innocent & car quickie

my fave fic: unrequited series

@fiaficsxo - i love fia and her writing, she is so talented and just an absolute gem. she also happens to be another fellow jean simp, which i love ffhkjhg. but fr her jean smut leaves me sweating. 

my fave fic: jersey girl

@seraphdreams - title of blog: jean love club. thats it. what more can i say. ceo of jean simping and being just remarkable, like honestly, seraph was the first one who popped into my mind when i read ur ask nonnie. do me a favour and read all of their jean fics, you will become enlightened.

my fave fic: mornings w/ jean & face sitting

@alert-arlert - genuinely adore ryn, for their writing and their presence here, i really love their headcanons for jean and honestly aside from fics, i really do get happy when i see them on my dash, coolest person ever omg, follow them for the vibes and the amazing writing

my fave fic: jean relationship hc’s & nsfw alphabet

@odmlevis: riz my loveeeee, so talented and so amazing, top notch writing and top notch person, i admire her so much, made me fall in love with fuckboy jean what more can i sayyyyy

my fave fic: jean + friends to lovers & falling in love w/ fuckboy jean

@dancingazaleas - crazy fucking talented, i cannot believe that i can just go to their blog and read for free. like i astral projected when i first read their work, transcended planes, i was dr. strange for like three minutes, thats what sorrels writing did to me. so go forth nonnie, unlock the secrets of the universe.

my fave fic: primrose & obedience (includes eren n mikasa)

@jarmeen: i love jas, they are sooooooo cool and their writing is just next level. just a super sweet individual, and helloooo read the title of their blog, and then read it again because they are right and everyone should go read their works !!

my fave fic: see you again

@valxeren: dilf jean. thats it. two words. deserves the nobel prize just for writing those fics, tbh tht shit changed my life, i was wandering my dashboard lost and unmotivated and then val graced me with dilf jean and im a better person now

my fave fic: clandestine

@kirschtienz: aman makes me happy, i love her, and her writing so much, if i were to choose a piece of writing to hug, it would be hers. i could go for days just praising her and still wouldn’t be enough, like the way she writes is just incredible

my fave fic: frats with benefits

@emepe: i thought to myself one day, hmm it would be nice to have friends to lovers fics for jean, and then tumblr said raf, baby, let me show u something and they pointed me towards mimi and said here is the answer to all your prayers. idk how to thank tumblr but fr only two chapters in and IM HOOKED. go read nonnie, goooo.

my fave fic: you and me and nothing more (includes eren)

i have realized that a good handful of these are smutty bshdsbhbf sorry not sorry. again, im so sorry if i missed anyone these are the writers that i could think of at the moment, and if you yourself are a writer then know that i love you and respect youuuu !!

happy reading nonnie :)

#asks #nonnie #blog recs

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Breaking and unmaking

I’m stretching my Druids -> Assassins headcanon a little further today. 

So far, I’m enjoying the epic angst that comes with assassins being blood-promise-bound to their duty for the last 1000 years, because the Oath of Féanor is one of my favorite disasters from the Silmarillion. But that means that even if Runaan is freed from his coin prison, he’s still bound to his duty. He’s not free enough yet.

S4 and S5 were hinted to contain some history to help give us a better look at exactly how everyone got to where they are in the present day. I know I’ve posted about hoping that Janai and Amaya work together to find out the Orphan Queen’s/Queen Aditi’s/Harrow’s ancestor’s secrets. I don’t have a strong opinion on how that all plays out, but I would love to watch them work together and learn stuff!

So, what if we get something like this for teaching us Moonshadow history: Rayla does find Runaan’s coin, but with his arm still bound, and him bound to his blood promise (maybe the same thing, maybe not), if he’s released, he’ll die. She can free Lain and Tiadrin--if she and Callum can learn how to--because her parents are not bound by a failed mission the way Runaan is, even if they are/were assassins and did give the Dragon Queen a blood promise, too. This will leave Runaan as the only elf trapped beyond reach.

Gosh, that seems familiar....

Okay, so this is Rayla we’re talking about. She just crossed half the continent to return a baby dragon during an actual war. If she realizes that Runaan is either going to 1) be trapped forever or 2) die if he’s freed, which will she want to pick?

Door #3. Runaan might be fatalistic enough to accept freedom just so he can die in Ethari’s arms, but Ethari wouldn’t want that if there were another way, and neither would Rayla. So: Rayla’s gonna rip up the 1000-year-old blood promise. And that means first learning the full history of the Moonshadow elves because someone didn’t pay attention in history class! which might be partly classified, partly lost, and partly hidden. Moonshadows be like. She’d quest as far as she needed to in order to save Runaan, but see... this quest isn’t just for him anymore. If all the assassins in the Moonshadow Forest are bound to this blood promise the way that he is, then none of them have ever truly been free. Maybe this is how Rayla saves her people, in a way Runaan never could.

She’s a hero, and that’s what heroes do. They save people. People.

But maybe she won’t be breaking that promise, exactly... maybe she can just unwrite it somehow. Balance it out. I’m not sure what that would look like, but it could take three very special components that were present during the initial oathmaking: 1) the blood of a Moonshadow assassin: Rayla. She keeps calling herself an assassin. Might be a clan thing, not a matter of actually taking a life?

2) the Moon Archdragon Luna Tenebris. Please let Rayla go on a dragon quest! lhfksdfhihfis That would be the coolest thing ever! Why haven’t we heard a peep out of Luna Tenebris, or even learned if she’s still alive or not? She’s definitely important somehow. Her reign lasted from the division of Xadia--aka the Merciful Compromise that split the land--until the Fallen Star. Those are some serious bookends.

3) a Moon primal stone. You’ve noticed that there are two different Moon primal staffs. The gathering from 1000 years ago, before the Border was carved, shows a Moonshadow elf holding a staff shaped like a shillelagh--a traditional druidic weapon.

But 300 years ago the leading Moonshadow elf has a different staff. Taller, more commanding, bearing a big stylized Moon rune, and looking a lot like Runaan’s chest marking, handle and all. Instead of a shillelagh, this staff resembles a sickle--another druidic handheld. Its larger cousin is a scythe.

Did they rework the staff? Possibly. If so, it’s probably to reflect the Moonshadow elves’ change in status, moving eastward and joining the Sunfire elves in active defense of Right Xadia,

But maybe that first primal stone is busy spinning some very big spells. I have two guesses what they might be, and there’s no reason they can’t both be going at the same time. ahaha Moonshadow duality Maybe it’s running the blood promise that binds all of the assassins to their word on pain of death. Maybe it’s running Aaravos’s ghost program on a dedicated primal server.

Maybe breaking the blood promise will break the mirror spell on Aaravos’s prison. Wouldn’t that be interesting! Rayla having to choose to free everyone, or no one.

tl;dr: Maybe the Moonshadow elves we see today aren’t quite the heartless monsters we’ve kinda been suspecting, insta-ghosting each other and hating humans and all. Maybe they’re victims of their ancestors’ oath, just in a different way than the humans the assassins take. And if the blood promise can be undone, then they can all be free again. No more assassins, no more killings.

And now for the angsty side:

Ir Rayla’s questing to make it safe for Runaan to return to the world of the living, that means Runaan’s gotta stay in the coin until it’s safe to come out. 

Ughhhh. If something like this has to happen, and if it does mean Runaan and Ethari can’t kiss and reunite properly, then I really hope they can talk somehow, and that Runaan can at least tell everyone what he knows and all his thoughts and anything important he wants to say. In fact, I would like it if he couldn’t shut up for a while. He can’t use his Moonshadow stealth language and just touch people from inside the coin, so he’s gotta use that lovely voice. Aww. Can you imagine Ethari curled up with his precious coin in his fingers and Runaan’s just spilling his heart to him? Fifteen or twenty years of words that he’s saved up, spilling out in case things don’t work out and they don’t get another chance? God. 

And some further angst that I realized had to go along with this headcanon: if Lain and Tiadrin swore the blood promise too, it makes a little more sense why they’d go to the Storm Spire to guard Zym’s egg. Devon said in the Deluxe Elf Interview that little Rayla couldn’t understand how parents would have a bigger priority than her, and yeah, that’s rough. But if it’s a sacred blood promise that’s holding them... they kinda can’t say no. And if the blood promise takes you out if you fail in your duty... well. That explains Runaan’s emotional lockdown, yeah?

He thought Lain and Tiadrin had run... and then perished. He thought they were dead. His dearest friends. Their honor and their lives, gone in one fell swoop. It caught him completely off guard because he trusted them so much. No wonder he got all eyeshimmery when he saw them in the coin. They were alive! Yay! And they were trapped! Boo! And they never broke their promise! Yay! And the village ghosted them for no reason! Boo!

Speaking of the village... if the assassins uphold the honor of the whole Moonshadow race by serving the dragons according to their oath--if the whole Moonshadow identity of stoic service is tied up in that blood promise--then of course the village ghosted Lain and Tiadrin. The sacred oath guides their entire culture, their values, it dominates their history. They’d yeet themselves as far away from such a breach of the ancient trust as they could. They all wanna be the Sworn, never the Forsworn.

They’d ghost Rayla too, not because she’d sworn the oath and then failed it--since she probably hasn’t made any blood oaths yet--but because not breaking the blood promise is so vital to who Moonshadows are, and Rayla ran away on a mission to take a dangerous human. That’s the entire purpose of the assassins according to the blood promise: Spare the humans’ lives, and then be responsible to correct every misstep they make from that point forward. An endless oath of guardianship that can outlive its usefulness and become downright dangerous and chaotic with changing times.

Dude, I’d really like to see Rayla unmake that promise somehow, save Runaan, and save her entire people from a good faith vow they made for the very best of reasons, far too long ago. And I’m loving the idea that she’d kill Viren, and then free Aaravos. Such a chaos child, I love her.

#tdp headcanons #tdp speculation #tdp #moonshadow elves #moonshadow assassins #rayla #runaan #oath of feanor #silmarillion #rayla headcanons #tdp angst #angst

[rabbit-head-007]

Any miss undertaker headcanons?

Mysterious Woman puts the goth in southern gothic™️

Lorelei’s life had always been plagued by spirits. She could feel their presence when they were near, and see their ghostly faces in the night. There were times when she would stand deathly still, and while to passerby’s it seemed she was staring at nothing, in reality she was gazing into the ever-expanding void of the realm beyond.

Due to this ability she did not gain much favoritism from her peers when she was living in an orphanage. Even the prospective parents who came to visit often found her serious nature and absurd obsession with the afterlife to be gruesome.

But to the original Undertaker, the Mistress Undertaker, she was perfect.

The Mistress Undertaker looked like a matrimonial union between life and death. Her figure was tall, broad, and foreboding, with a voice so low it shook the Earth. And in her eyes, which sunk deep into her skull, there was a deathly grey, that could see beyond the horizons.

They say Lorelei was taken by a ghost that day.

From then on, Lorelei lived the life of an apprentice undertaker. She was taught that there was much more to it beyond simple digging. No, to be an undertaker, you had a spiritual duty to the afterlife. You were their judge, their guard, and their voice. 

When the Mistress Undertaker passed away, she bestowed her top hat to Lorelei. To Lorelei however, she was never really gone. Her presence was always there in the graveyard.

For years on Lorelei lived a life of solitude. She rarely spoke to any of the townspeople if it could be helped, and they in turn thought she was rather off-putting. The priests were especially disdainful of her “poor wicked soul,” as she would often walk away during funerals when scripture was being recited. She figured whatever happened between a man and the afterlife was his business, not anyone else’s.

Companionship would later come in the form of the Bandit, who first encountered Lorelei in the graveyard while she was battling the stringless. He was enamored by her skillful fighting techniques, and begged her to teach him his ways. He would continue this begging for days on end, even if it meant braving the graveyard at night just for a chance to speak with her. He thought she was the coolest.

Lorelei eventually caved in when she realized that the Bandit was literally a dirty, homeless, twelve-year-old. 

From then on she would take him under her wing, and mentor him with the hopes that he would one day take her place (he never had the intention to do so, but that wouldn’t stop her from acting like he would). She would show affection in her own strange ways, such as offering him a place to stay at night, bailing him out of jail whenever he was caught, and offering absurd pearls of wisdom that really didn’t benefit anyone.

The Undertaker while bludgeoning a stringless with a shovel: “Remember Bandit, the most effective way to bury a body is to lay them in vertically, an’ if the mayor wasn’t such a lil’ bitch about graveyard certifications I woulda done so already.”

The Undertaker as she’s carrying a basket of muffins to Penny: “Remember Bandit, if yer girl says all her weight goes straight to her hips, keep feeding her.”

The Undertaker after losing a game of blackjack to Doc Carver: “Remember Bandit, ah killed a man once, an’ ah can do it again.”

In the end, it was through Bandit that Lorelei began to find her place. Every time he excitedly dragged her into town she began to find solace in those who were less favored by the townsfolk. She was there to meet Doc Carver when Bandit was too afraid to get his check-up alone. She was there to apologize to the Banker on Bandit’s behalf when he was causing mischief again. And she was there to purchase two slices of apple pie from Penny when Bandit insisted that it was the best in town.

She was always there for him.

#thanks for the ask! #is it me or are these head canons getting longer? #Maybe I should start putting them under 'read more' #showdown bandit #miss undertaker #lorelei undertaker #bandit #penny #penny hemsworth #doc carver #banker #pennytaker #headcanons #asks

[nova-network]

hello I just beat Luigi’s Mansion 3 and I have headcanons for all of the new boss ghosts

Steward:

He’s originally from New Donk City.

He used to be a taxi cab driver, and he died when he was driving home one night by himself and his headlights failed and he crashed into a tree.

He was one of Hellen Gravely’s very first employees, along with Chambrea!

He’s really nervous and kind of awkward when not on the job, but he works very hard.

He and Chambrea are really good friends and get coffee together after work.

Chambrea:

She’s a New Donker too, and used to work as a maid in a fancy hotel prior to, well, getting a job as a maid at a different fancy hotel after dying.

She died by slipping and falling down the stairs.

She is a really sweet and enthusiastic person when not under King Boo’s control, and really loves her job!

She’s a HUGE gossip, and loves to hear and tell everyone about the drama going on with employees and guests.

She and Steward knew each other back when they were alive.

Kruller:

He used to work in the Coconut Mall. Yes, that one, from Mario Kart. He was a mall cop.

He died during a robbery. He wasn’t attacked by the robber, he was chasing after the robber and knocked over a shelf and it fell on him.

He’s a HUGE fan of Morty’s movies. He can quote everything.

He likes to hang out in the cafe area at the shops with his Goob buddies.

Death hasn’t really changed him -- he was a cowardly goofball back when he was alive, too.

Chef Soulffle:

He was actually a TERRIBLE chef back when he was alive. He only learned how to cook after he became a ghost.

He died because he accidentally burned down his kitchen at home.

He used to be called Chef Souffle, but started calling himself Chef Soulffle after his death to be more “ghosty”.

He HATES mushrooms.

He doesn’t have a lot of friends, but he has a weird friendship with Clem, because he thinks Clem is the only other employee who truly appreciates his cooking.

Amadeus Wolfgeist:

He speaks with an exaggerated German accent.

He died of a heart attack.

Outside of King Boo’s influence, he’s actually rather pleasant to be around! But he’s also very intense and takes everything super seriously.

He’s not a full-time employee of the Last Resort, he’s just a famous ghost musician and composer who gets hired to perform there a lot.

He loves the artwork of Vincent Van Gore from the first Luigi’s Mansion game, and in turn, Vincent Van Gore is a big fan of his music! But they’ve never actually met in person.

King MacFrights:

He is not and was never a king. He’s just an old ghost warrior who got a job as a hotel mascot.

But he doesn’t really understand modern life, so he thinks he’s a king now.

He died in battle. Probably in a battle fought over something really stupid.

He sounds very, very Scottish, and when he’s angry, nobody else at the Last Resort can understand what in the world he’s saying.

The castle movie in Paranormal Productions is based on the battle where he died! But it’s extremely historically inaccurate, because the only source Morty has is King MacFrights himself, and MacFrights loves to make stuff up.

Dr. Potter:

He names all of his plants. Most of them have very silly names, like “Chompy” or “Pokey Pete”. Some of them have names that reference other Mario characters instead, like “Vivian”.

He died of old age.

He loves to play board games.

Even outside of King Boo’s influence, he’s kind of a jerk, and likes to mess with people and make fun of them.

He gets along really well with little kids, though.

Morty:

He’s from Diamond City, home of Wario!

He died when he was filming a movie on a skyscraper in the rain and he fell off the roof.

He’s just so wrapped up in his own little world of film direction that he has absolutely no idea what’s going on in the rest of the hotel and is totally immune to King Boo’s influence over ghosts.

He and Amadeus Wolfgeist are really good friends.

He makes all the commercials for the Last Resort.

Ug:

He’s not an employee. He’s not even a paying guest. He’s just here because Hellen Gravely bought the dinosaur skeleton he was haunting.

He is really, really dumb. Not in a “cavemen are stereotypically dumb” way, just that Ug, specifically, is a really dumb caveman.

He died because he tried to fight a T. Rex by himself and it ate him. That’s the one whose skeleton he’s haunting.

He’s originally from the Cascade Kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey.

He literally cannot tell the difference between Luigi and Gooigi. That’s why he keeps trying to eat Gooigi with the T. Rex skeleton in his boss battle.

Clem:

Even outside of King Boo’s Influence, Clem is really obnoxious and kind of mean. He’s just a total hick and doesn’t really know how to act in a place like the Last Resort.

The reason he’s such an asshole (normally) is because he’s really insecure about his intelligence. Clem is very smart, but he knows people probably think he’s stupid because he’s such a lazy hillbilly.

He died in a work accident, where he was electrocuted.

He loves to eat fancy food like what Chef Soulffle cooks, but he’s too lazy to go up and get some most of the time, so he mostly just eats junk food.

ALL of the rubber ducks in the hotel are his. He thinks it’s funny to leave them in weird places.

Serpci:

She’s not an employee, she’s a VIP guest!

She was a princess in the ancient Birabuto/Pyrapt Kingdom of what is now Sarasaland.

She died from being bitten by a venomous snake.

She likes to occasionally check up on modern Sarasaland, so she knows about Princess Daisy! But they’ve never met, and she has no idea about Daisy’s involvement with Luigi.

She actually has a rather silly personality. She loves practical jokes, weird puzzles, and trolling people in general. Her hotel room is right on top of what is almost certainly an escape room for ghosts, after all.

Nikki, Lindsey and Ginny:

Nikki is the ponytail one, Lindsey is the short pigtails one, and Ginny is the long pigtails one.

They died during a magic show, when they set up some special effects wrong and accidentally set off an explosion. They still finished the show -- as ghosts.

They love to play video games!

Like Amadeus Wolfgeist, they’re not full-time employees. Rather, they’re celebrity magicians, and the Last Resort hires them for magic show gigs.

They think Serpci is just THE COOLEST, and in turn, Serpci loves their magic shows and trickster style!

Captain Fishook:

He’s a VIP guest too, like Serpci.

That’s not, specifically, his pirate ship that he possesses during his boss battle -- it’s a pirate ship, but it’s technically just a special VIP seating area for the Spectral Catch seafood restaurant that has been styled as a pirate ship.

He died while fighting a rival pirate crew over some treasure, and one of them fired a harpoon into his eye.

He thinks King MacFrights is absolutely hilarious.

The Oozers from his boss battle are actually from his old pirate crew!

Johnny Deepend:

He’s not an employee, he’s a guest. But he’s not a special VIP guest. He’s just a normal guest who happens to be a really strong ghost.

His death was really stupid. He didn’t even drown. He wanted to swim some laps for his fitness routine, but the indoor pool near his house was closed for repairs. So he broke into the indoor pool in the middle of the night, but all the lights were off, and he accidentally did a big dive into the shallow end and hit his head and died.

He likes to go to the Museum of Unnatural History, because he thinks dinosaurs are WAY COOL.

Because of this, he’s friends with Ug. Neither one has any idea what the other is actually saying, though.

He didn’t actually figure out that Gooigi is weak to water until he squirted him. He just does that at everyone.

DJ Phantasmagloria:

She died during a wild outdoor concert. She set her speakers so loud that it caused the roof over the stage to collapse on her when she turned them up to full blast.

Her real name is just Gloria, Phantasmagloria is her stage name.

She likes Amadeus Wolfgeist’s music, but he doesn’t like her music.

In addition to being a mega-popular DJ, she’s also known among ghosts for being a really talented freestyle rapper!

She’s from Diamond City, like Morty, but she didn’t meet Morty until after they both became ghosts and got jobs at the Last Resort.

Hellen Gravely:

She’s also a New Donker! But she (and her original employees, Steward and Chambrea) never met Mario or Luigi while she was alive, because she died before they were even born.

She died of illness when she was old, which is why her true appearance looks the way it does.

Polterkitty is actually way older than she is, though.

She’s not exactly in love with King Boo. It’s more like that Hark! A Vagrant comic with Jules Verne and Edgar Allan Poe, with Hellen just being an obsessive loony fangirl.

She built the Last Resort on the site of an old mansion. It’s a Luigi’s Mansion game, after all, the mansion just isn’t actually there anymore.

BONUS!

Hammers are the ghosts of Thwomps.

#luigi's mansion #luigi's mansion 3 #headcanons #ghosts #nintendo

[ghostssona]

Ophelia Von Erlach

(time to do my own template :^))

Name: Ophelia Rebecca Isabelle Anna Von Erlach Date of birth: 30th December Date of death: 29th December Age when they died: 21, one day away from 22. Cause of death: Vampire bite Are they in Button House, or a different location? Button House baby What are their thoughts on the ghosts there?

Pat: They get on well enough. They're rather different, but he's nice!

Thomas: She's a Byron stan so he hates that, but they're both very dramatic so they sometimes get along sometimes don't.

Fanny: Fanny outright hates Ophelia, and Ophelia finds it fun to wind her up.

The Captain: Gay man bi woman solidarity. As long as she doesn't speak German.

Kitty: BFFs baby! Ophelia makes a lot of jokes Kitty doesn't get and has to be held back from explaining them.

Robin: used to find him weird, now thinks he's cool. moonah babey.....

Mary: Mary finds Ophelia (very positive) obsession with the occult, particularly witches and vampires, kinda sinful but they're pals.

Julian: Who Can Make More Sex Jokes In A Minute.

Humphrey: Usually has to help reuinite Humphrey's head and body.

The Plague Ghosts: Storms off to complain about the others with the plague ghosts.

Jemima (the little girl): thinks she's the coolest ghost in the house.

Do they have any special ghost powers? Anyone who walks through her will feel a strong chill. If she starts to sing there's ALWAYS background music somehow.. hmm If they could be seen by a living human, what would their response be? Try and scare them to death. What do they look like? 

i made her in sims..  basically long brown hair n blue eyes n shes in her underwear like a thot

Which of the Friends would they insist they were?  Probably Rachel. Other Headcanons: Born in Bern, her father was Swiss and her mother English, lived in Switzerland until she was two, then moved to England. Just wanted to be a vampire :( Half the time isn’t aware that what she says can be seen as flirty. Her death has inspired at least two terrible films, one from the 60s that was only ever shown at a film festival, one from the early 90s made for the BBC. Neither touch on the theory she was killed by a vampire. Most ppl theorise either her father, her brother, her fiance or her sister killed her. Partied constantly when she was alive. 

#OCs #oc: ophelia #ghosts oc #bbc ghosts oc #ghostsona

[scouts-mockingbird]

Ask and ye shall receive: Five headcanons for the Saving Souls verse?

One time Veronica and JD were fighting and she got tired of talking about it so she just died. When she came back they were able to resolve the issue and laugh about it, but he still hopes she never does it again. 

Heather Chandler wants to start a coven at Westerburg, so she’s super vigilant about potential magical abilities in her students. This has led to a couple of awkward misunderstandings, but the students really appreciated her asking about them and caring about their lives that it actually made her relationships with the student body better. She might not be the best teacher ever, but her students like her and she’s very understanding. 

Heather Chandler is closer to her parents than any of the other members of the group. Her “suicide attempt” during senior year brought her much closer to her dad and stepmom (her mom isn’t in the picture) and they’re actually friends. Since her dad is rich he helps her pay for her house. Heather McNamara only talks to her parents about business stuff. Duke’s parents only speak to her on major holidays. 

JD really wants to get a dog, but they live in a station wagon and an ever changing series of motel rooms, so Veronica won’t let him. He’s very disappointed that they can’t add a ghost hunting dog to their team. 

Heather Duke is the coolest librarian in the history of the world. She drives JD’s motorcycle to work and she has a collection of books about witchcraft (most think that’s just a rumor) and she knows all the coolest ghost stories about Sherwood. Every halloween she makes a map for students to follow so they can visit some of the most “haunted” places in Sherwood. (It’s actually just some cool local history spots) 

#ask scout #ask me anything #Saving Souls au #This was so much fun #please send more #any of my au's or a random au you come up with #I'll talk about anything!