Cardan: I dare you-
Vivi: Jude is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Cardan: Why not?
Jude: I have no regard for my own or others personal safety, as some would say.
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Cardan: you’re cute when you’re nice
Jude: and what about when I’m not nice?
Cardan: hot as fuck
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Hey guys remember when cardan was trying his hardest to insult jude and call her hideous but he couldn't because faerie can't lie
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Jude: I've wanted to say this for awhile now, and I can't hold it in any longer. I have feelings for you, Cardan.
Cardan: You...you do?
Jude: Yes. Feelings of disgust. Feelings of loathing. Feelings of hate. You know. All the bad ones.
Cardan: Oh
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Nicasia: Valerian??
Jude: Valerian?
Jude:
Jude: Valerian isn't here
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Jude: [Takes over the entire kingdom]
Cardan, probably drunk: ThAtS mY wIfEy
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Jude: i hate you
Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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Jude: who else here thought Cardan was my boyfriend?
Jude: Cardan put your hand down
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Taryn: Jude, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Jude: Well of course I have.
Jude: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Cardan: It's boring.
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Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood.
Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.
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Jude: Locke died?
Taryn: Yeah.
Jude: He’d do anything for attention.
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Jude: Hey, did you eat the muffin that was hidden in the back of the fridge?
Cardan: Oh shit, that was yours? I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you another one I promise!
Jude: No no, it’s fine, it’s just... I made that for Locke
Cardan: I thought you hated Locke
Jude: I do
Cardan: ....Oh
Jude: Yeah
Cardan: ....I don’t suppose you have an antidote on hand?
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*talking about the exile*
Cardan: just to make sure we’re on the same page-
Jude: page??? We’re not even in the same library!
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Cardan: I always smile or sneer when I'm nervous
Jude: You're always smiling or sneering when you're with me
Cardan: Don't think about that too hard
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Jude: Everything reminds me of you
Cardan: Including...cockroaches?
Jude: Yeah
Cardan: Awww... Wait a minute.
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jude, drunk: don't tell cardan, but i have a crush on him.
cardan, grinning: i definitely won't.
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