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resident-gay-bitch · 2 years
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gah! i just love Eddie angst. GIVE IT ALL TO ME.
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oasisr · 1 year
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I don't think the protestant church is right for me.
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As a person that greatly enjoys ruined orgasms I want to voice my excitement at seeing you talk about it!!
✨Excitement!!!!✨
And because I also really can't help myself I want to put my mustard into the mix too.
Absolutely love the way you described a ruined orgasm, because it really is all about the feeling that keeps going but without a real conclusion. The body shakes and spasms, the moaning, the throbbing and pulsing - It all just keeps going but you don't do anything about it. I mostly do it when I'm feeling torturous and like edging myself (or during phone sex but I'll get back to that), and at some point there will be an edge that I know I won't get through. Where I get way too close way too fast and I know that I'll have to ruin the orgasm. Because in my head and my fantasy I'm not allowed to cum yet.
So there's this small moment of bliss where I can't pull my hand away fast enough right before everything comes crashing down. It feels like eating your favorite dish but the one ingredient that pulls it all together is missing. It's still your favorite dish of course and it's not bad, it just feels a little empty and unsatisfying.
Like someone telling a joke and accidentally dropping the punchline before they finish the set up.
For me personally, a ruined orgasm leads to some of my favorite noises that I make. And it will probably make me cry too, which is also really hot to me. So in combination the ruined orgasm feels incredible to me. It also makes me more frustrated and ensures that when I do let myself cum it's gonna be a fucking big one that'll probably go on for a WHILE.
I've also found that it's even more fun to do with someone else, the best way for me being over the phone. There's something incredibly hot about a person not being with me physically, but still getting to control me like that. When my FWB tells me to edge and then hears me accidentally coming he immediately tells me to ruin and it's one of the hottest fucking things to me. In those moments I also tend to apologize for accidentally going over the edge even when he told me not to, and doing that while still in the throws of a ruined orgasm is such an intense feeling.
I really hope this wasn't too TMI I just couldn't hold myself back from dumping all of this, I got too excited haha.
I hope you have a wonderful day/night Bex! :]
- 🦇 (hope no one's claimed that one yet)
Hey, hey Batty! So this is not TMI at all! I love, love, love this kinda talk and you coming in here with it is just, a breath of fresh air. Someone who truly GETS it! Who understands this part of me on a deep level, it's awesome, I feel so seen. Thank you so much for throwing your hat into the ring.
All your reasons are ones I have seen other people who regularly practice claim and I neverrrr get tired of hearing it! I am so glad you shared, people being open about what they love, esp the sexual is like half the reason I am here stg, you are ALWAYS welcome in here!
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bewilderedbuckley · 1 year
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It's so nice seeing the fandom alive again after this drought 🥹♥️
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hoyaaaalissa · 2 years
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Babysitting my hair dresser’s kid>>>>>> birth control.
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dykefaggotry · 5 months
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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hycinthrt · 2 months
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people are calling what happened today in gaza “the flour massacre”
the flour massacre
these people just wanted to get food for their families, something as basic as flour, one of the things that the very core of humanity is built on, and israel used it as a trap to murder them in cold blood
evil is not enough of a word. there is not a word to describe what they are doing to palestine. they are bleeding her out, they are torturing her and crushing her and hoping that nothing is left to remember her by when they are done. how can anyone stand and watch what is being done with indifference? how can you watch this level of human suffering, this crime against life and feel nothing, do nothing
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sergle · 9 months
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this tweet is making me choke to death
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junkartie · 5 months
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The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment
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beebundt · 2 months
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im busy with an art trade but wanted 2 share some recent scraps of charlie. i haven't posted abt her in years oh my god
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mckinlily · 6 months
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Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.
Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.
He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.
Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.
But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.
Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.
Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.
So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?
Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.
Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.
Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.
Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.
Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.
Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.
But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?
Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.
Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.
So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.
Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.
At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.
The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.
Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.
All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.
Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.
But by GOD is he trying.
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luminixx · 3 months
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
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firephoenix23 · 3 months
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
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juiche · 4 months
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a moment of peace before the whole world shatters 😇
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