#the cutesy comes in from the ship names
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relationship hcs ; shadow milk cookie
requested by ; anonymous (24/01/24)
fandom(s) ; cookie run
fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific
character(s) ; shadow milk cookie
outline ; “So I am a little OBSESSED in love with shadow milk
So could I get some Shadow milk relation ship hc’s?”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
if there was a need to describe shadow milk cookie’s approach to your relationship, it could be done in just the one word: playful
whenever you’re stressed, he puts on elaborate productions of magic and puppetry to brighten your day and make you smile: funny voices, summoned puppets, plot lines that either touch upon your favourite tropes or make fun of the people that upset you — he never holds back with you
if you’re experiencing a low mood or crying, then he’s upping the dramatics and repeating all of your favourite puns and jokes to pull you out of it and make you laugh — he dresses like a jester all of the time, so it’s safe to say that the man doesn’t mind making a fool of himself for your sake
he’s extremely physically affectionate and can go from slow and passionate to cheeky and playful in a second — alternating between loosely wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck as you sit comfortably on his lap, and suddenly tightening his grip on your waist to stop you from getting away as he nips and kisses and tickles your skin until you’re laughing so hard you’re crying and clutching at your aching sides and trying desperately to squirm out of his grip
equally his kisses can be playful and cutesy or passionate and messy depending on his mood
most of the time they’re done for a sort of dramatic flair on top of his usual public displays of affection that usually get you stared at in confusion — consisting of him grabbing you by your shoulders or the side of the face before wetly kissing you on the lips or cheek whilst making a very unnecessary and over the top ‘mwah!’-esque popping sound (he may even stop at the last second and lick you instead just to make you laugh)
but there are times when that playful facade slips and his kisses become much more frantic, passionate, and hot — when the act slips and you’re left face-to-face with a more possessive, seductive, needy side of him that only comes out when he’s so desperate for your touch that he’d sooner slip into your skin with you than let you go, or when someone else has made him jealous
those kisses look a bit more like this: starting with him grabbing you by the waist or neck or sides and all but crashing your body and lips against his, alternating between biting and licking your lips until you breathlessly give in and part your lips for him, letting his hands wander just enough to send a message as you cling to him like a lifeline, and only pulling apart when you’re starting to struggle to breathe — separating by mere millimetres with a web of saliva connecting you both before he giggles, pecks your lips, and lets you go (leaving you breathless, aching, and somehow wanting for more as you watch him practically skip away to do whatever it is that he had planned)
your laughter is his absolute favourite sound in the world and he will do anything it takes to make sure that he gets to hear it for the rest of his life
he wouldn’t hesitate for a second to kill or torment someone for you if only you asked — hell, you don’t even need to ask, the second it’s clear that someone has made you upset, stressed, or uncomfortable, he’s finding their location and plotting to either take them out completely or forcibly make them a part of his act (it’s not too difficult to take control of someone, after all, and he’s certainly done worse for less… and what better cause is there for mayhem than protecting his partner’s honour and well-being?)
all of his pet names for you are as over the top and random as you would expect from someone like him, including all sorts of nicknames from inanimate objects to puns relating to your name and/or interests to random animals that remind him of you to the most disgustingly cheesy terms of endearment that he can think of, to anything in between — and he’s happy to respond to anything you choose to call him, no matter how ridiculous of a pet name it may be
he’s extremely quick to jealousy and has been known to lash out at anyone who dares to get too close to you for his comfort (unless it’s one of a few select individuals that he’s approved of being in your presence) — it’s actually the main thing you argue about when it comes to your relationship, but that’s not going to change anytime soon so you may just be better off accepting that side of him rather than trying to strong arm him into being a better person
#sleepingdeath#gender neutral reader#fluff#fluff hcs#crk fluff#crk x reader#cookie run fluff#cookie run x reader#shadow milk cookie fluff#shadow milk cookie x reader
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a scenario with a baker!reader gifting Joshua a little cake… which he happily eats (it’s carrot cake and he has no clue lol)
Idk but I wanted to share my silly little thought because I enjoyed your writing :’3
pls, this idea is so freaking cute!!! i'm so glad i finally got to write it, thank you so much for your request and patience, i hope you enjoy
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The Trojan Cake
Joshua Rosfield x Reader
I might write another, shorter version of this where the reader bakes him a carrot cake without knowing about his carrot aversion, but, idk, let me know if anyone wants to see that. It would have to be a bit further in the future because I have some other things I'm working on that you can learn about here.
Rating: General Audiences
Word Count: 1.5k
Tags: Baker!Reader, Finally Getting Joshua To Eat Some Gosh Darn Vegetables, Fluff, Teasing, Unedited, Lots Of Appearances From Other Characters, Fun, Cutesy, Joshua Is Just A Big Golden Retriever
A new shipment of baking supplies was due to arrive today. You sway on your feet as you wait. Water laps at the wood beneath you, but you pay it no mind. Cursebreakers and laborers work on moving boxes off the ship and onto the Hideaway’s Pier.
“Carrots? Again?” Gav’s voice sounds from nearby. “And what are we supposed to do with all of these? We still haven’t gotten through the last shipment of them. There’s only so much carrot bisque a man can stomach. Soon enough, half the Hideaway’ll have orange hair and orange skin.”
Otto sighs. “Food’s food, Gav. We’ll find some use for them.”
Gav’s disgruntled expression doesn’t fade. “Unbelievable.”
Your attention is caught by someone calling your name. Mid waves you over from the ship’s deck. “You’ve got to come and see this! You’ll be grinning from ear to ear when you see how much stuff they’ve sent for you!”
You’re already grinning from ear to ear by the time you reach her side. Crates of flour, sugar, and yeast are tied down to the deck with sturdy rope. “And this is all for me?” you ask.
“You’re the one best suited for it,” Mid points out. “Now, I don’t mean to rush you but I’m pretty sure everyone at the Hideaway can already smell all the fresh baked sweets!”
“Oh, certainly,” Cole agrees as he and a handful of other Cursebreakers approach. “We’ll get these supplies to the Ale Hall,” he assures you.
“What are you going to make?” asks Mid.
You miss a beat before answering, “it’s a surprise.” In truth, you have no idea. You know the people of the Hideaway would be happy with anything you baked, but you didn’t want to fall into a boring routine. You wanted to try something new, even if you didn’t need to.
Mid only makes an excited sound from behind sealed lips. “The suspense is killing me!”
You laugh, but you know how she feels. The frustration of not knowing what you’ll bake weighs on you as well. “Well, best get to it.”
You descend from the boat and make your way back up to the main floor of the Hideaway. There are plenty of boxes that still need to be moved, so the lift is somewhat crowded. You wait for a path to be cleared before darting out.
“Have you tried chopping them up and hiding them in a stew?” Tarja’s voice catches your ear. She and Jote are crossing the Boarding Deck, clearly on their way to the Infirmary.
“If he sees them, he’ll claim he’s not hungry and refuse to eat,” Jote replies. “Not to mention, I can’t say I feel very comfortable trying to deceive His Grace.”
“They’re just carrots, Jote. I’m sure your decree says nothing against ensuring the Phoenix eats well.”
“If it were up to His Grace, I’m sure there would be.”
You continue your way into the main hall. It’s not uncommon to hear Tarja complaining about Joshua’s bad habits. You suppose this time it’s his aversion to vegetables. Especially carrots. Unfortunate, given that seems to be what the Hideaway has most of these days.
You’re halfway across the Main Deck when someone else calls your name, their voice sounding from your left. Speak of the devil. Joshua approaches with an easy skip to his step. The smile on his face tells you that he’s heard about your new arrival of supplies, but not that of the carrots’ reinforcements. Well, he might’ve and is simply choosing to ignore it. In fact, that is more likely to be the reality of things.
“I heard about the shipment of goods. Will you get to baking soon?”
If he were a dog, his tail would be wagging uncontrollably despite his cool disposition. You nod, your own smile creeping onto your face as an idea begins to form. “And you’ll be the first to get a taste.”
“Really? I will?”
You nod again. He’s always terribly eager to sample your new recipes.
He’ll have no idea. “Ah, my love, you’re brilliant.” He places a hand on either side of your head and plants a kiss on your forehead. “I’ll look forward to it.”
“You should.” You certainly are.
As he disappears on to the Boarding Deck, you dart over to the bar.
“Psst. Cole.” You wave the cursebreaker over.
“What is it?”
“Could you acquire me a crate of those carrots that just arrived? I have plans for them. Oh, but don’t let Joshua know. Keep this between us.”
He gives you a curious look, but does as you ask without question. You ask another of the cursebreakers to keep Joshua distracted for the time being. Your plans would be ruined if he were to walk in midway through.
“What, exactly, are you planning?” someone asks from behind you.
Jill runs her finger over the wooden boxes on the counter. You can’t help the little, proud gleam in your eye. “I’m going to get Joshua to eat carrots and like them,” you declare.
“Oh?”
“A carrot cake! He won’t even know they’re there.”
“I’m not sure if eating carrots in a cake counts as Joshua getting a proper intake of vegetables,” she points out.
You shrug. “Gotta start somewhere.”
“Anything I can do to help?”
“Lots.”
You, Jill, and a handful of other helpers get to work immediately. With no time to waste, the work is made lighter with more hands to share in its labor. The only thing you can’t speed up is the time of actual baking.
“Do you truly believe this will work?” Jill asks.
“I do. Although, it would be a little funny if he could tell anyway. Like some sort of carrot-sniffing bloodhound. A carrot-hound.”
“Who’s a carrot-hound?” Clive stops at Jill’s side.
“Depending on the results of this experiment, Joshua.”
Clive gives you an almost pained look. “Please do not tell me you’re planning on experimenting on my brother.”
“I promise it won’t become a regular occurrence. Probably. Most likely.”
Clive only sighs and shakes his head.
The cakes finish baking and the air is filled with the scent of freshly baked sweets. You and your assistants–now including Clive–are just finishing spreading the frosting when Joshua arrives, eyes alight with excitement. He says your name with a boyish eagerness that makes your heart squeeze. He truly has no idea. “I hope no one has prevented you from keeping your promise to me.”
You do your best not to roll your eyes. He can still be so childish at times, despite himself. “No, of course not. In fact, you’re just on time. I was about to cut the first slice.”
He smiles. “Excellent.”
He doesn’t even seem to notice how everyone pauses to watch as he takes the first bite. He closes his eyes to savor it. You press your lips together to keep your mischief from showing. “This is delicious, my love, as always.” Your heart soars. You’ve done it. And he’s none the wiser.
You exchange a knowing glance with Jill and Clive. Jill looks mildly impressed while Clive simply seems to be marveling at his brother’s obliviousness. “Alright, everyone,” you announce, “you’re all free to dig in!”
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Gav arrives about a half an hour after everyone has already begun eating. He and Otto approach, standing on the other side of Clive, who has taken a seat at the bar beside Joshua.
Gav takes note of the remaining cakes. “Ooo, carrot cake, one of Otto’s favorites.”
You, Clive, and Jill freeze, eyes darting to Joshua. You practically see the life drain from his face. He turns a betrayed expression on you, like a pup who’s found his medicine at the center of his treat. By now, he’s already finished two large slices and is halfway through his third. You can’t help, you begin your apologies but the laughter in your voice steals any sincerity from them.
He practically whines your name, saying, “how could you?”
“But you liked it, didn’t you? Before you knew what it was?”
You can practically see his invisible tail and ears drooping. You’ve never seen him look so unlike the Phoenix before. It only makes you giggle more.
“I’m sorry, alright? I’m sorry.”
“I don’t know how I’ll recover from this.”
“Alright, my love, no need to be so overdramatic.”
He pouts. He actually pouts. “You’ll have to find a way to make this up to me.”
“Up to you? I did all of this for you.”
“You did all of this for yourself. I hope you’ve had your fun.”
You lean over the counter, smug as one could be. “Oh, I have.”
“Mhm.” He leans forward and places a soft kiss on your lips. You can still taste the frosting. “You better have. Otherwise, I will have eaten this for nothing.”
“You would have, at the very least, learned that you can stomach carrots. Isn’t that something?”
He laughs. “No, absolutely not. Just promise you won’t do something like this again.”
“I promise,” you draw out the word, “that it won’t become a regular occurrence.”
He rolls his eyes, but a smile toys at the corners of his mouth. “What did I ever do to deserve this?”
“Something really good, I imagine.”
His smile grows. “Must have been.”
#ff16#ffxvi#final fantasy xvi#final fantasy 16#ffxvi spoilers#final fantasy 16 spoilers#final fantasy xvi spoilers#joshua rosfield x reader#joshua rosfield#ff16 spoilers#fanfic
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HUSKERDUST IS AMAZING!!! ... sort of
Okay, so, Hazbin Hotel. Obviously HUGE SPOILER WARNING ahead, but this show was fantastic! I've been a fan of Vivziepop's work for a while now, and even though I don't really enjoy Helluva Boss, I was really looking forward to Hazbin for many years. However, just because you really enjoyed something doesn't mean you can't acknowledge its flaws. And in a show with as many pacing issues as Hazbin, where do you even begin? Well, my personal main issue with the show was Huskerdust. Not because the ship isn't likeable, it's simply because most of what I didn't like about the show can link back to these two characters and their dynamic. So I guess I'm using them as my Trojan's horse in a way!
Huskerdust, which is the ship name between Husk and Angel Dust, is one of the main romances within Hazbin Hotel. Vivzie told us it would be a slow burn pretty early on, but honestly I think this ship is one of the fastest slow burns known to man. I mean, they had a cutesy little duet where they danced together in the fourth episode! This is tied to an underlying issue with the show's pacing all together. If Hazbin had more episodes like it should've, I think this "slow burn" concept would've worked better. Considering the fact we only had episodes, and the two characters still haven't really "confessed" or kissed yet, I suppose you could call it whatever you want to really.
The two characters and their dynamic is set up very early on, even in the pilot. It'll usually go something like, Angel will target Husk because he's the only one Angel can get a reaction out of in the hotel. Angel will do anything from making an innuendo, to literally sexually harassing Husk. And naturally, Husk will get frustrated because Angel is pushing his boundaries. Do I think it's weird that a show which talks about SA still uses sexual harassment as the butt of its jokes? Yeah, I think it's super weird and a little insensitive. But it's not my place to comment on such matters because I'm not properly educated, so I'm just gonna brush over it for now. It just makes this ship a little tough to swallow for me, considering Angel's blatant disregard for Husk's feelings.
However, even though Husk is the only one Angel can toy with at the hotel, Husk is also the only one who "sees through" Angel and the fake persona he uses as a means to cope and protect himself. This creates conflict, because Husk will call Angel out when Angel pushes his buttons, and Angel will get defensive and lash out. We see this in episode four; Masquerade. After a bad "shoot" with Valentino, Angel comes back to the hotel and gets into an argument with Husk which causes him to storm out. Charlie and Vaggie send Husk after him, and Husk finds Angel at a dive bar of some kind (I think).
Before we continue with Huskerdust, I've got something major I need to get off my chest about this episode. If Charlie is so "madly powerful' like Lucifer, and she knows Angel is being mistreated by Val, why can't she free Angel from his contract? Or at least try to talk to Angel about his situation after this episode? Maybe she did, and we just didn't see it because of the five-month-long time skip (which is another problem with this show's pacing), or maybe soul contracts work outside of angelic power. But I feel like it would've been nice if they told us that Charlie tried to help Angel more, just for my own peace of mind. Because to me, I just felt like Husk and Charlie brushed off the reality of Angel's situation very easily, regardless of that the fact that they're in Hell or not. I get that shitty things probably happen in Hell all the time, but c'mon!
Speaking of Charlie, this show does an awful lot of telling when it comes to Charlie's issues and not a lot of showing, Her "daddy issues" are one example of this, but right now I'm talking about how the characters often mention that Charlie solves everyone's problems to avoid her own. I thought this could be a interesting character flaw in hindsight, because wanting to solve everyone's problems for them can lead to a lot of boundaries being pushed, and character conflict arising. I was a bit surprised when Charlie immediately left the studio after Angel yelled at her, and seemed to handle is extremely maturely. She even goes as far as to blame what happened on herself when it was clearly Valentino's fault. While I think it's cool that Charlie handled everything so well, I also would've liked to see her struggle with this a little more. I think the concept of Charlie not knowing when to back off could be a good opportunity for some actual growth from her, instead of her development or growth just being explained to us every episode. Unfortunately though, Hazbin clearly didn't have the time for this kind of character work because the show is so plot heavy.
Back to the ship, once Husk finds Angel the two sing a song called Loser, Baby. Which is basically Husk trying to cheer Angel up and get him to stop self-loathing so much. I'll get a little personal for a minute and say if I was Angel this would not have worked on me at all. While I do think Angel has some self-hatred problems, his issues clearly run so much deeper than that. However, this was obviously just the first step in Angel's long road to healing I suppose, considering he only opened up to Husk so much. That being said, it's not like we even get to see Angel heal or develop further because of the time skip. Something else that rubbed me the wrong way with this whole scene was how Husk tried to relate to Angel by speaking about his own experience with Alastor. We find out that Husk used to be an Overlord, and that he lost his soul to Alastor in some kind of bet or card game. Alastor is one of our main characters, and they really put him up side by side with Valentino, out of the blue like that, like... Let's all think logically for a minute. This, combined with that one scene from episode five, made me like Alastor a little less. I understand that Alastor is sick and twisted, he's completely and undeniably evil. But seeing how his actions directly affect another member of our main cast was really off putting, and it put such a huge damper on this "found family" energy that Hazbin Hotel was clearly was aiming for.
Oh, and remember when I mentioned Valentino? Yeah, he's not safe either. I didn't even think twice about this character until one of my friends told me Val was their favorite character. It made me look back on all his scenes, and I realized something. He's actually really funny, and pretty entertaining to watch. Even the way he talks about Angel Dust when Angel Dust isn't present is played for the laughs. If anything, the way Val acted in episode four was a complete 180 from episode two. I thought this was a questionable writing choice, I'll be honest. Why would you purposefully write this character to be almost likeable to a certain extent, only to have him commit inexcusable crimes in the next episode. Look, if you're a Valentino fan, good for you. I'm not going to tell anyone not to like a certain character, because that's just not fair. I just personally disagree with the way Val was written. I think trying to paint Val as if he's just like every other character on this show whenever he's not actively abusing Angel really diminishes Angel's suffering from a viewer perspective.
I also feel like episode four kind of dug it's own grave in a sense, regardless of anything I've said so far. Because this episode is entirely about Angel Dust, he obviously gains development and growth from it. And in a show like Hazbin, with poor pacing and not enough time to flesh out characters, Angel's current development now sets him apart from anybody else in the entire series. Now even Charlie, the main character, seems one dimensional when compared to Angel Dust.
Circling back to Huskerdust again, I should probably acknowledge that Husk and Angel never even got another real one-on-one interaction after this episode for the rest of the show! Except for a really small one in episode six. But they literally exchange like three sentences, and about four or five months have passed between episode four and six, so do with that what you will. Not to mention, Husk refers to Angel as “kid” in one of these sentences. While I do think the age gap between Angel and Husk is strange, I feel like it’s easily defendable. I’m sure once Husk and Angel actually become a couple, Husk will stop calling Angel a kid. And we all know Angel isn’t a legal minor by any means. I don’t think it was necessary for the story though, and the two easily could’ve been made closer in age so this ship wouldn’t seem as… peculiar. Let's also remind ourselves that Huskerdust somehow has more substance than the main pre-existing couple. Yet again, this is just a side effect of "too much to do, not enough time to do it". But we will save the Chaggie discussion for another day...
So, do any of these things make Huskerdust bad? No, not in my opinion, at least. I'm still rooting for this ship no matter what, and I will personally be storming Prime Video HQ if they don't become canon next season. I think all ships and shows have their own problems, and for whatever reason the problems within Hazbin Hotel stood out to me more than I was expecting. Still, I did enjoy this show a lot. I might even do another post about it soon. And I'll definitely be counting down the days until season two drops!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#hazbin charlie#hazbin hotel spoilers#viviziepop#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel episode 6#hazbin hotel 2024#hellaverse#hazbin hotel alastor#huskerdust#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin husk#angel dust hazbin hotel#angel dust#helluva boss#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#charlie x vaggie#vaggie
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If you missed the Xbox Summer Showcase + Starfield Direct, here are the highlights:
Fable trailer featuring that awkward guy from The IT Club as a gardening giant
South of Midnight giving bayou blues and beasties
Obsidian's medieval fantasy romp Avowed, which looks like it's borrowing Outer Worlds graphics a bit
Cutesy Fallout 76 video celebrating the player base and hinting at an upcoming in-game journey to Atlantic City (???)
Jusant, a pretty rock climbing sci-fi adventure featuring a cute blob in a backpack
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty DLC official trailer with Escape from New York-style shenanigans, releasing September 26, 2023, possible new ending for V, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO???!!!???
BioShock-ish time travel steampunk adventure called Clockwork Revolution that features a villainess with the coolest mohawk I've ever seen and ticky-tocky mustachioed killer robots
Star Wars Outlaws, 33 Immortals, Dungeons of Hinterberg, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Sea Of Thieves: The Legend Of Monkey Island, Microsoft Flight Simulator X Dune, Payday 3, Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II, Persona 3 Reload, Path of the Goddess, Towerborne, Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth, Cities: Skylines II, Elder Scrolls Online: Necrom, and a brand new Xbox in carbon black with the sickest Xbox console edit this side of TikTok
No leather jacket for Todd Howard, smh
An in-depth look at Starfield's gameplay, including character creation, weapons mods, ship mods, planets, space travel mechanics, combat, locations, inspirations, companions, and the one and only Vasco who can say your name (like Codsworth), and a release date of September 6, 2023
Starfield limited edition smartwatch, case, Xbox controller, and headset, coming soon to a tech review channel near you
Still no Elder Scrolls VI news
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The Sweetest Thing
I am not the most confident with writing smut but sometimes u think of something n no one else done it yet so u gotta write it urself
1k ish with some cutesy stuff at the end
@gayafsatan for u my liege (also any other ppl wanna get tags in these things? lol)
Your crew settled into the ways of the Grand Line easily, a little entertaining watching the other new faces showboating around the tiny bar you occupied. One pirate was louder than the others, his crew following him around like ducklings. Then he ran into you.
Sizing you up, he seemed to like what he saw.
”Beat it,” he said to his men, not daring to take his eyes off you for even a second.
You swirled your drink nonchalantly as this man sauntered over. His painted face would look good smeared between your thighs.
”Captain Buggy.”
”Captain’s over there, but maybe I can be convinced to let you two meet.”
“And who are you supposed to be?”
”Just some guy,” you joked.
He laughed, “don’t give a shit about your captain.”
He moved closer, hand resting on your hip. As you looked up, your noses brushed against each other.
“Lemme show you what a real pirate ship looks like.”
The hand remained on your hip even as he led you to the belly of his ship. Slamming you against the cabin door, his hand glided down between your legs, pressing a finger against you.
Sucking and kissing the flesh of your neck he said, “tell me how you like it.”
“Show me what you’re made of, Captain.”
He moaned into your skin, breath hot and warm sending shivers down to your toes.
Buggy barely wanted to let you go, lips and hands like magnets to your skin every time you separated to remove your clothing.
His fingers circled your clit, “shit. You’re so fucking wet. God fucking damn.”
You moaned, Buggy smiling like it was music to his ears.
”You like that? Fuck, you feel so good.”
He pulled out, sticking his fingers in your mouth for you to suck. Buggy ground his cock into your thigh, eyes blown with pleasure already.
”Tell me what you want, fuck, I wanna taste you so bad.”
”Get on the bed, I wanna ride this gorgeous face,” you commanded.
Buggy seemed surprised at your boldness, “aye, aye.”
He flopped onto his bed, hands motioning to his face. You climbed on top on him, steadying yourself against the headboard.
Holding onto your thighs, he said, “your throne awaits.”
”Shut up,” you laughed.
”Make me.”
As you lowered yourself, his tongue slid up and down your pussy. You could feel the smile as you moaned his name. Looking down at Buggy with a smile of your own, he wiggled his eyebrows before sucking on your clit.
“Don’t stop, please.”
You felt his tongue exploring, fucking you as he continued to suck. Buggy moved you around, letting your legs spread farther apart. Your eyes were screwed shut, something fleshy smacked your mouth.
Your mind was too scrambled from riding your pleasure, yet it was real: Buggy’s lower half standing in front of you on the bed.
You tried to move off him, his hands welding you to his face. Was this even a 69 anymore? A 66? 99? Whatever, your friends weren’t going to believe this story anyway.
You kissed the tip of his cock, sliding your tongue up and down the slit. Buggy moaned underneath you, encouraging you to suck him off already. As you took him into your mouth, his hips rocked hard into your face.
Your tongue tried to keep up the pace as he fucked your throat, your eyes stinging the deeper he shoved his cock. Your moans were muffled, Buggy thrusting faster with every sharp moan coming out of you.
Buggy didn’t let up on your clit, lost to the pleasure of how good your tongue felt, how good you were at taking his cock. Cumming hard on his face, he refused to let you go. Throbbing and overstimulated, you continued to ride his face as his thrusts quickened.
This was too much, it was all too much.
You cum a second time as he fills your mouth. You swallowed up every last drop.
Finally, he let go. His fingers indented into your skin. You watched his body collapse and pop back together. Devil fruit for sure.
Wordlessly, he pulled you into him, guiding your head to rest against him.
”Never seen a guy do that before.”
He laughed softly, “gotta make it memorable somehow. Something good to masturbate to later.”
You definitely were going to.
“Got a shower here?”
He pointed lazily, “need some help in there? The knobs are funny, better show you anyway.”
So you showered together, Buggy seemed apologetic for the blue makeup being so hard to clean off you. He wasn’t a gentleman, not keeping his hands and lips off you as the water ran cold. You didn’t mind, you wanted to see what else a devil fruit man could do. Others weren’t as fun as this one.
As you dried off he said, “can I convince you to spend the night?”
”I’m convinced.”
His bashful smile surprised you. It felt nice.
He lent you a shirt to wear, and snuggled in close. Your captain wanted to make it to the New World, you figured he did too. You’ll probably see each other again eventually, all routes lead there.
For a moment, you were surprised at the thought. You guessed all pirates had a little romantic sentiment in them. Why else take to the seas?
As you left for the morning he asked, “will I see you again?”
You really were the sentimental type, “keep this paper with you. It’ll take you right to me. See you on the next island, Buggy.”
”Yeah,” he said softly, “see you.”
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terms of endearment. aw.
take this however you want, ship wise, self-insert wise, whatever, i’m just tired of reading fanfiction and going “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goemon would NOT say babygirl!!!!” like i'm the roger ebert of ao3. THAT’S ALL A JOKE BY THE WAY, I LOVE MY FELLOW CREATIVES I JUST HAVE TO SPEAK MY TRUTH,
lupin: lupin uses every name under the SUN if he personally deems it cute enough. nothing is too cutesy, too stupid, too overdramatic. do you know many people who unironically still say ‘lover?’ oh you do. my bad. but you get the point. it’s to the point that he rarely even doubledips. one day it’s darling the next it’s cutiepie and then some shit like. morning dove. mon petit chou-fleur. the funny thing is that when he’s actually being sincere and truly one hundo percent overcome with love he tends to just say the person’s name. go figure
jigen: more a believer in the sarcastic petname than anything else. but i mean you knew that just look at how he talks to people when he knows he’s winning against them. that said it wouldn’t be hard to pull like, “baby” out of him. Babe. he’s not going too sugary though. sweetheart is his hard limit. AND DON’T GO GETTING TOO SAPPY ON HIM EITHER! he’ll accept petnames thrown his way. in private. keep that shit locked down he can’t have outsiders knowing he doesn’t gag when someone calls him handsome. unless it’s like a bit then he’s fine. he’s always down for the bit!
fujiko: ALSO uses a shit ton of them but has more standards for being taken seriously than lupin. so she’s not really getting POETIC with it, even if she does truly like the other person, she just keeps it nice and cute. honey usually comes up the most, both sarcastically and genuinely. she also strikes me as the type to have little names for someone based on their appearance, like… trying to think of an example. like… big… guy? or like. blondie? YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT point being she keeps it very standard.
goemon: sorry. he doesn’t have too much fun with it. goemon’s idea of an affectionate nickname is just outright saying someone’s name as it is, no honorifics, no formalities. it’s like, intimate to him! more romantic than using some common term of endearment. however, on the opposite hand, as long as it wasn’t overdone he’d would be okay with, and eventually grow to LOVE being called cute names. again, won’t stand for anything too ridiculously silly, but he just melts internally when someone calls him darling or some shit.
zenigata: sorry he’s also boring :( i think part of it comes from just the total disconnect he has with. anything remotely romantic but unless he’s just. drunk? if he’s drunk it probably just slips out but OTHERWISE you’re not pulling a lot outta this guy. like goemon he thinks it's cute when someone else does it to him IF. if he likes them and it’s not in front of certain people. otherwise it's embarrassing. actually it's probably embarrassing for him either way he just tends to be very defensive about things. play your cards right you might get a cutie. and then he’d be mortified he said it
#since we've been talking about ships so much. altho you could take this as x reader content. idrc use it how you will if so inclined#we're just gettin silly with it!!!#lupin iii#lupin the third#lupin#jigen#fujiko#goemon#zenigata
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Random question: does it happen to you that you gradually start to see a ship you love with a completely different dynamic?
When I first entertained the thought of Hecula, it was clear in my mind that it was 100% onesided: Dracula is obsessed with Hector, Hector hated those forced attentions and felt like a prisoner. This is how I imagined the Bride AU, as Hector being forced in the role of a "bride" and hating the scorn that came from the rest of the castle. This is also because back then, I believed that Hector canonically didn't think much of his Lord - a superficial reading that missed the small details and the peculiar choice of words in Japanese :P
But then brain started to think "but what if 🥺 what if hector 🥺 loved his lord too 🥺 and he was happy with him 🥺 and he kissed him sometimes 🥺", and then I uhhhhhh never stopped lol. It's still not a cutesy dynamic because it's so unbalanced it's not even funny (jk it is lol), but it comes easier to me now to imagine Hector being satisfied in his role as Dracula's favorite, basking in the love and accepting that they're both special to each other... although canon dictates that it doesn't last forever, which is fine by me :) that's also part of the fun :)
Now, if I ever decide to bring back the old Bride AU, I don't think I'd have it in me to repeat the same angsty dynamic. I think I'd imagine it as I said, as Hector growing accustomed and even fond of his "husband", although always with an undercurrent of bitterness and desire for equality. Which was utterly unthinkable to me a year ago!
Anyway. Question is, has it happened to you? lmao. For example, your Harkula fics seem to explore how their dynamic would shift in a century, from master/angry "child" to proper husbands. Was this always your vision, or did your interpretations of the characters shift with time?
So sorry i came back to this ask so late @beevean - but thank you for sharing your thoughts and asking! I do love every version of hecula that you're writing, these two are just so ughhhh. Love when a master/sire turns more affectionate with time towards the object of their desire (with hecula, harkula, dracfield, you name it)😩❤️🔥
To be honest, harkula has been my longest and biggest ship I have ever written for and god how i do love these bastards to death. I did start off writing them with the big bang of my questionable long fic though, and feel like that did hugely influence the way i have written them ever since, with drac being misguided but still deeply loving jonathan in his very own way, and johnny loving him back just as much, if not more. Their drive comes from the elemental feeling of sheer love - no matter how monstrous, self destructing or twisted that love might be. That's just how they always have been. I love to write them as murder husbands or sire/fledgling or sire/human pet, but the very first version of the characters, in which they both care and kill for the other, still remains being one of my favs.
So, if anything, with me it is the other way around than with you - over the course of the last few months/years i have actually started to explore even darker but probably more realistic AUs in which they start openly unhealthy and miserable and remain that way the entire way through (cough, TGN, cough). Codependent. Bound. So. I guess that counts as writing and character development?
#sorry if this is incoherent#just a lot of thoughs on a lot of versions of my vamp babes#harkula#hecula#dracula x jonathan harker#really need to get back to tgn and edit ds but gah#my fic#tumblr ask#i do LOVE asks like these so please send more but also deepest apologies that it took me a while to reply
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Ahhh, the French. Delicious baked goods, violence in pursuit of labour rights, and a postal system that actually works. Oh. And delectable hatchbacks. I speak, of course, of my white whale: the first-generation Renault Twingo. Sure, you might not think that a guy who is mostly obsessed with late-70s Mopar smog-pump-crippled budget sedans would also be interested in cutesy-faced, multi-coloured, plastic-fantastic 90s shitbox commuter cars with the engine displacement of a particularly angry prosumer-grade sewing machine. Yet, I am.
What can I say in my defence? Well, for one thing, anyone who’s really doubting on these vehicles should try one. The fact that I haven’t tried one, because importing cars costs money, is irrelevant to my recommendation of the vehicle. Come off it, it’s not like you haven’t suggested that your friends do something you haven’t done yourself. I told my friend Steve “Nipples” Hemingway just last weekend that he should really pay his taxes.
There’s perhaps no single thing I can point to with the Twingo. Sure, there’s the beautiful colours, but there’s also the kitschy interior. You’ve got your eager little four banger, but you must additionally praise the compact package and stretched wheelbase. It’s the perfect marriage of proletarian workhorse and gaudy 90s fashion plate, and you can have it for about as much as you’d spend on a gently dented Xbox sold to you in the Canadian Tire parking lot by a guy whose legal name is mostly numbers and whose Acura TL is covered in a thick film of vape smoke residue.
If there is one downside to the Twingo, it’s that even France’s notoriously-powerful postal system can’t ship one quickly to me. Instead, I have to pay a bunch of grunting stevedores a succession of bribes in order to strap it to the top of a decidedly un-cute boat, by which point the aggregated diesel fumes and spilled hydraulic oil will make it indistinguishable from the rest of my brown shitboxes. Hell, maybe I already own one. That Plymouth Sapporo over there has always seemed a little small to be real.
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Me coming to your inbox to ask about your horror comics like
FUCK YEAH!!!
ok pov you see me, in need of some good sustenance during the tmagp hiatus, in a unbecoming fit of nostalgia, i redownload webtoon.
webtoon reminds me of the days when things were simpler, when i didn't know what arc sin was let alone the fact that i would have to be able to draw it one day. but i've changed since then, the cutesy romances i was super into don't interest me as much anymore so what do i do? i start in the horror/thriller section.
ok so there are 3 that have gripped my brain and refuse to let go
(major spoilers obvs, tw for mentions of rape, sexual assault, violence, mental health issues, mental hospitals)
Silent Screams:
oh my GOD
this was nothing like i thought this would be
like the description thingy was giving finding a way out of being kidnapped vibes
but in reality it was SO MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT
i didn't realise it would be set in like the 19th century, so that was another cool thing as well
basically there's this guy named theo
he has really bad anger issues and he's super attached to his mum (✨mommy issues✨)
we find out that his mum got raped when she was 14 and had theo as a result, so they spent most of their lives struggling to get by
on top of that, the mum has some kind of chronic illness
theo is insanely protective of his mum and suspicious of men, he regularly gets into fights, especially with his mum's best friend who he doesn't trust
then his mum meets and falls in love with a doctor, who seems to be quite sweet, little bit nervous, like his feelings for her are genuine
but it's clear that my bro has other stuff going on, he's got an assistant guy who keeps reminding him to "stay on task" etc etc
(it feels very manipulative, like the line between master and assistant has been blurred, the doctor thinks he's in charge and calling the shots but the assistant is subtly manipulating him to do what he wants while letting the doctor think he is still in charge)
but yeah, they get married and theo and his mum is shipped off to a wonderful new wealthy lifestyle
but theo hates this guy, he knows that he's making his mum happy for now but he just doesn't trust it, especially the fact that he's also the mum's doctor, he already has a lot of power over her
also the doctor makes it clear that theo's attitude must be improved, to fit into their new high society life
so we open with the day before theo's 19th birthday
he's scared away yet another tutor due to his bad attitude (even though he technically is getting high marks)
and his step dad (who he is forced to call father) is not happy with him
it's clear from the get go that the doctor HATES theo, this is very much not a good relationship and theo hates the doctor as well
the doctor thinks theo's attitude is hurting the mum, theo thinks the doctor is putting too much pressure on him and is causing a rift between him and his mum (again, mommy issues)
anyway, the doctor tells theo that the mum had gone to town for a day, which theo finds highly suspicious cause like 1. she's ill how would she do that by herself and 2. she wouldn't leave the day before theo's birthday
the next day, the mum still hasn't returned, theo is obviously devastated
the maid attempts to cheer him up, which sort of works before she goes to the doctor's study to clean
what does she find in the doctor's study? a secret passage way.
what happens to her directly after she finds said secret passage way? she is hit over the head with a lamp and killed
theo comes running to find the maid dead and also (say it with me folks) gets hit over the head with a lamp
but not killed
he wakes up chained to like a prison cell in the basement
he is not doing well
but at least he was right! the doctor was evil!
so theo finds out that his mum is dead and the doctor has something to do with that death
but also that the doctor blames theo for the mum's death
(we find out later that the doctor accidentally gives the mum the wrong dose of medicine, so she passes out and hits her head, bleeding to death. the assistant encourages him to blame theo cause theo and the doctor had had an argument beforehand, which must've caused him to be distracted right)
then, theo wakes up to find his vocal chords have been cut - he cannot scream or make any noise
he is terrified, but he realises that the doctor sort of does have some weird freudian attachment to him because theo looks so much like the mum
so every night he whistles the tune that his mum used to play and the doctor sits in front of the cage and listens
one day he goes to wake up theo but can't so he panics and does what?
kisses him
HUH??? i hear you say. WHAT? and i agree
he then nearly sexually assaults him, until he flashes back to his own dad sexually assaulting him and is like OH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I ABOUT TO DO
(freud would have a FIELD DAY)
and then the assistant is like bro what about our work stop being weird about ur stepson
and then he's like oh yeah
so he sedates theo and then gives him a lobotomy
however, theo wakes up midway through the surgery, so it doesn't work
it turns out they wanted to make a human puppet that they could experiment on for medical reasons
as it happens, theo is normal for some of the time, but other times turns into a mindless puppet
the doctor is very annoyed and goes back to blaming him for the mum's death
and thus, ships him off to a mental hospital.
and that's where i got up to so far
#do you get it#do you see why i am brainrotting over it#it is so twisted and messed up#but in such an addictive way#i just#AHHHH#i'll tell you about the rest in a different post cause this was way longer than i thought it would be#hehe#thanks for asking <3333#love u forever#answered asks#horror comics
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Can I get tfp Megatron, starscream, knockout, and soundwave's reaction to a new autobot being a complex prankster and without optimus's permission sneaks onto the Decepticon warship and somehow manages to graffiti the entire ship from its scary grey color to a cute pink from top to bottom. And puts flowers and unicorns and things that are completely non threatening all over it. 🦄 And could I get Optimus's reaction to it too? ( however they managed to get this done is up to the imagination)
The Autobot was confused and frankly scared of how easy it was to get on board to Decepticon ship. They just walked in at the same time a Vehicon did. Silently of course and hiding in the corner so the Vehicon never saw them. However they thought it was almost too easy. So they stayed cautious.
They sneakily crept through the halls, watching every corner, worried they would be spotted. But after 30 minutes of being on board without detection they gave up on being sneaky. They casually strolled through the halls spraying and splashing pink paint all over the walls. They put unicorn stickers on top of it, and threw fresh flowers onto the floor as they walked. In their opinion it looked much better than before. At one point they heard footsteps. They froze, servos tightly gripping a handful of flowers. A single vehicon walked past, their helm looking down at a data pad, too distracted to notice the Autobot they just walked past.
The Autobot wanted to laugh, but they were silent from shock. They continued on their merry way, coming to the main bridge. It was empty. They smirked mischievously and entered.
They covered the room in pink, and all sorts of cutesy stickers. Finally across the main screens they wrote, 'Autobots rule' and ' ~~ was here'.
By the time the Decepticons realized, the Autobot was long gone.
Megatron:
He and Soundwave were together, discussing tactics. Megatron doing most of the talking and Soundwave showing him maps of the Earth, space and other images that went with their plan.
Soundwave alerted Megatron that their exit doors opened without being scheduled or announced. This alarmed the both of them to leave the room and walk down the halls.
Megatron saw the pink. The flowers. The stickers. His ship, desecrated like a human child had run amuck. He was disgusted and enraged. How could this have been possible? Where were his Decepticons when this was happening.
His rage grew the more he walked around. Most of his ship had been covered in mess. Then he reached the bridge. He spotted the writing across his screens. The word Autobot, written in bright pink burning into his optics.
He was surprised that an Autobot would do this. He thought Prime and his team had a little more respect, and decency. He thought that something like this would be below them. Then he saw the Autobots name along side it. It made sense now.
The new team member, the 'prankster' as they called themselves. Megatron felt pure hatred for the new bot, they were nothing but an annoyance. He felt they were a disgrace to the Cybertronian race, acting like this.
He called his Decepticons to the main bridge then waited, staring silently at the writing. He was honestly at a loss for words. He was so angry. He wanted to destroy this Autobot, make them pay for ruining his ship.
But most of all. He was outraged that they were able to do this and get away with it. His Decepticons had a lot to answer to. He wanted to know who's fault it was. He wanted to know who was to blame, and why no one had caught the culprit.
He ordered Soundwave to figure out how the Autobot got on and off unnoticed. Then he turned to Starscream. He began asking questions, then began lecturing the seeker about how this was his fault.
He grabbed Starscream, and rubbed the seeker into the paint.
"Get this mess cleaned up now!" He yelled.
Starscream:
He had been out taking a flight. He needed some space and was hoping to catch some Autobots. Unfortunately that part of his flight was a bust, but he did enjoy stretching his wings.
He returned, not expecting anything unusual. The entrance was clean. Then he began walking through the main halls of the ship. His mouth fell open in pure disbelief. His first thought was how he was going to get in trouble for it.
He started yelling, screaming at the Vehicons, demanding to know what happened. He grew angrier every time one said they didn't know.
He blamed them. Saying it was their fault. He complains, saying why does everything go wrong when he is not on board? He doesn't want to go to the main bridge, terrified Megatron would be there.
Then Megatron called him. Starscream planned his excuse. As soon as he walks into the main bridge he starts rambling about how he wasn't on board because he was looking for Autobots, and he was looking for relics so that he could bring them to Megatron. If he was on board something like this never would have happened.
Megatron was silent, which made Starscream quiver. Then he saw the writing on the screens. His rage flared. He started cursing the Autobots.
"Of course it was the Autobots. How dare they disrespect our ship like this. It's an outrage. I swear Megatron, I will make them pay!"
Then Megatron grabs him and rubs him into the paint. He feels angry, and upset.
Starscream starts ordering Vehicons to clean it up immediately.
He isn't sure how yet. But soon, he is going to get the Autobot and make them pay in the most painful ways immaginable.
Knockout:
Knockout had been in his lab buffing his finish. The process usually takes a couple hours (when done correctly) so he was blissfully unaware. He only knew something was wrong when Starscream came yelling down the corridors.
He stepped outside to see the abomination that had been done to the ship.
He knew the ship could be a bit drab, but did it have to be pink? It could have been anything, red, or even purple. But bright pink?
He looked at the walls with disgust. He stepped out, treading on some flowers. He sighed in annoyance, peeling the petals from his pedes.
He didn't know who it was, how they did it or why. But he did know one thing for sure. He was not going to be responsible for cleaning it. He started for the exit, just hoping that no one would see him on the way out.
His plan was to hide out on Earth for a day. Hoping by the time he got back the Vehicons would have cleaned it all and he wouldn't be blamed for it. He also didn't want to hear any more of Starscream's screeching about it. Though he probably knew Starscream wasn't going to shut up about it for weeks, or longer.
A small part of him doubted he would be able to full escape this problem. But he was going to try.
Soundwave:
Soundwave had set an alert so that he would always know when any entrance to the ship opened. He also made sure to know who came in an out of it. He thought it was foolproof. This incident suggested he needed to up his security a little more.
He immediately went to the bridge and saw the Autobots name painted on his screens.
He couldn't deny it. He was impressed.
An Autobot got onboard. Caused a mess. Then left without being seen. That effort had to be given a little bit of applause. It was annoying, and disturbing. And he hated the mess they made to his computers. But still it was impressive.
He began combing through all the ships data. As best he could, trying to see through the paint, as it was on every screen. But he wanted to see just how the Autobot did it. He was also going to use this data to find any blind spots, or weak points in the ships security.
It was going to be a lot of work for him. Although it was not unnecessary work. If anything this Autobot was helping them. They were forcing them to improve their security, and it was probably about time they did anyway.
He was not going to help in cleaning the paint. Cleaning was not his job. He would leave that fully up to Starscream and the Vehicons. He had more important things to do.
He also couldn't help but take a picture of Starscream covered in pink paint. It would be a useful tool to use if Starscream ever tried to bother him.
Optimus:
He was unhappy. He didn't want any Autobot going onboard the Decepticon ship, especially not alone. It was dangerous and reckless. He made sure to tell the Autobot, and give them a long lecture about the importance of not disobeying orders, not doing things without telling others, and not pulling pranks on anyone.
The fact they used their efforts for an elaborate prank, was just inappropriate. He doesn't like how they have become a prankster. He dislikes pranks a lot, and thinks they do more harm than good.
He tells the Autobot they need to be more careful, and need to think of the other Autobots when doing things like this.
He also tells them he'd like for them to stop doing pranks, as he thinks they are not very becoming of an Autobot.
He does say that they're very skilled. Getting on and off unnoticed is a great skill to have, but they need to use those skills properly. He believes they can be a really great Autobot and a brilliant soldier. But they have a lot of maturing to do first.
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I saw this meme a couple times in the south park tag recently and it made me remember that I actually filled it out a while back but never posted it for some reason? So I figured I might as well now!
I might do a couple more ships with this for fun (and like, if anyone has any ship suggestions I wouldn't mind lol )
Don't know if I wanna go too in depth on my headcanons for these two cause it would be, really long, but I will say,
Kenny has a billion pet names for Leo that range from Cutesy to Terrible, and Leo hates them all, and only really gets flustered when Kenny calls him "Leo" or "Lee"
and Leo would use pet names more often, if he weren't terrible at coming up with them, the extent of his pet names are "Ken" and "Darlin' " , the latter of which he hardly ever uses cause he has trouble working up the nerve.
#south park#shipping meme#kenny mccormick#leopold butters stotch#sp bunny#seriously if anyone wants to send an ask suggesting a ship I am all ears#forgive me my social awkwardness is worse on the internet for some reason
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let's teach the ai about karkalicious
(this is copy pasted directly from genius so i'm sorry to any of the karkles scholars out there if this has any grammatical or punctuational errors. mack your tabbers!)
[Intro]
Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen upy'all, this shit is ironic
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!
[Verse 1]
Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(Four, three, two, Fuck you)
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
[Interlude]
Karkalicious def-
Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, Doc Scratchstop fucking around with my mic-
[Verse 2]
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty
I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
And the majority of pairings had better include me
[Chorus]
I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (whistle)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)
I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
[Bridge]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
[Chorus]
Terezi says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moirails
Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let her first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
[Extended Chorus]
So delicious (eridan, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
[Outro]
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second
[Outro Interlude]
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty.Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit!
thank you for educating us, i think we can all agree on how important reliable, relevant education is for growing ai minds
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Weekly Blog August 14, 2023
Whew! Finally making it back to the Blog. I've been occupied on the homefront with some house projects. Can I just say that peeling wallpaper is very therapeutic. Getting that large piece successfully off the wall and then the layer of glue that comes off like suntanned skin in the summer is weirdly satisfying.
I've been reading a lot of Drarry and delving into Haphne for research purposes. I hate that Harry/Daphne is called Haphne when there are really clever ship names available. I mean PotDGrass or DGrassPot are ripe for the taking. LOL Or something with Pot and Grass (have to distinguish between the Daphne and Astoria).
I've updated The Azkaban Letters with Chapter 10. I'll make a separate post for that. But I admit to being very dejected that the hit count was low for the last chapter, and I won't even get into the kudos or lack of comments, but then when posting today, I discovered a mistake I'd made in updating last time. The original publication date for the fic is June 2007. When adding a new chapter, for some reason, I have to manually update the posting date for the new chapter to the current day. I'm hoping that was the reason. *looks around nervously*
Okay, onto other goodies.
What I'm reading (and for today, What I'm Looking At):
First up is a major Art Rec. I'm sure most of you have seen it, but just in case. Keep Driving by Anonymous (Shhh, we know who it is!) from @hd-wireless is one of those pieces that is a complete game-changer for a trope. This is FemSlash!Drarry, or as the artist put it in the tags, Lesbian Road Trip Montage. Established relationship. From the get-go, we're introduced to fab badass Draco driving the car. And then we meet HJP in all of her curvaceous glory. And Draco thinks so too. In every piece after the first, we see that Draco is in awe of her love. I'm not an artist in any way, but the colouring is dreamy and summery. We feel that we're on that road trip as a fly on the wall or windshield. I've not been a big fan of FemSlash!Drarry in story or art. If you have any recs for me, send them my way, but previously most have been cutesy or PWP. This series I want to see more, I want to read more but what is there now is enough. Just absolutely stunning.
View "Keep Driving" on AO3
Second is a fic also from @hd-wireless. The Waiting (43.5K) by Anonymous is a great piece of mystery writing. Summary:
It’s been almost ten years since Draco Malfoy disappeared during a routine Curse Breaker training exercise. Harry, his partner in more ways than one, is determined to figure out why. As the past resurfaces and the present fades into confusion, Harry discovers the only thing more unreliable than memory is love.
There are two timelines in this fic, the one before Draco disappears and then the one ten years later. The one ten years later can be a bit hard to read because Harry is so lost (which means the author wrote this extremely well so we can feel his pain). There are also sections in the current timeline where we know things are wrong, as does Harry, but no one else does. It's scary, it's tense, it's delish!
One final note, read the Author's note and tags before diving into this amazing fic.
Read The Waiting on AO3
Remember, Artists and Authors need lots of love! Comment folks!
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I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with @creativepromptsforwriting but if you're a writer or artist too I think, you could spend hours on the blog. The series for What is? on Wednesdays earlier this year was wonderful, especially for those new to writing. They're definitions of terms we see all of the time but are sometimes afraid to ask because you might look stupid. Some examples defined are What is a Drabble, Deus Ex Machina, Missing Scene, etc...
There are thousands of prompts for different genres, there are fic titles to use beginning with every letter of the alphabet, and one of my favs was Same Height Ideas; basically, what can two characters the same height do, like rub noses without bending down or looking up, staring directly into their eyes, or one wearing shoes to get the other off balance. All very cute.
Also, there are examples of dialogue one-liners even for Smut. Sorry, I could go on and on.
Take a look, and have fun exploring!
Have a Fab week!
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#romaine2424 daily blog#drarry fic rec#romaine2424 fics#drarry art rec#I'm not ready for summer to be over!#Haphne is not a good ship name!
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For ask game, Susie Haltmann!!
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
I actually have a whole Susie playlist (Well... it's a playlist for the whole family, but it's MOSTLY about her) teehee, but if I had to pick one song... hmmmm...
I'm going to be pretty basic here and say rät. Because I mean... like... COME ON.
I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology, high quality, complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
Honorable mention to Hullabaloo, The Guide to Success, and Don't Hold It Against Us which I associate with the HWC as a whole, Star Dream & Susie, and the Haltmann family tragedy/general plot of the game respectively. All of them make me Feel Things and I would highly recommend listening to all of them and Feeling Things with me.
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
I enjoy how relatively universal the Wave 3 friendship is as a concept. I really do think that group would get along like a house on fire. I also love how many gijinka designs and stuff for her give her super cool cybernetics. Those are always so neat.
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
Oh gosh, this is tough. Not only am I not very fashionable, but I also think Susie... has two different ways she presents herself depending on the situation (cutesy vs professional), so that plays into it too. Her style ranges pretty broadly between like... comfortable, cute, pink clothing with lots of glitter or whatever and extremely boring suits. Although the extremely boring suits are still probably magenta because you can't ENTIRELY take her girlish whimsy out of her, even when she's at board meetings.
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
I have a few of those. Uhhhh her and Magolor immediately comes to mind. Literally nothing wrong with it, I just personally prefer them as WLW and MLM besties.
Her and Francisca, too. Which is funny, because that's like... one of the most popular ships involving her, but I just think if you're going to ship her with a Mage Sister she'd interact with the other two in ways I find more personally engaging. I don't dislike it though. My reaction is just kind of a "Sure! Why not?"
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
Oh god. Susie is a... fascinating ass character to write. She has a lot of weird psychological problems. I enjoy getting to lean into the disconnect between herself and her trauma and how she sees herself as this above-it-all figure who's always Getting By, unlike the scared, weak little girl she used to be. I also think it's consistently so fun to explore the complicated feelings she has about her dad and whatever weird cyborg shit she has going on.
What don't I like? That's tough. I guess one thing is that Susie's a lot smarter than me so it can be hard to encapsulate some of the things she understands without having to go out of my way to do research. I also have trouble remembering to keep her like... silly and cute sometimes. I lean so much into all of the things that are Wrong With Her and her thinly veiled professionalism that I forget, above all else, she's a silly pink girl who says "Yippee!"
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Bitemark headcanons
...because holy shit, I didn't expect the updated voice lines to hit the way they did
They’re both the more vicious variant of Mr. & Mrs. Smith
These two make violence look so good, and they both know that. It’s one of the reasons why they work so well together.
Chamber first saw it as a ‘chase me’ game, when Viper ignored him and gave him the cold shoulder, tho this developed into something more once he saw what Viper was actually capable of.
Chamber has probably mommy issues. Yeah, shocking, I know. (I actually have a whole list on Chamber headcanons, involving this one, cuz it would explain a lot about his personality.)
“You want my approval, Chamber? Do that again.“ Now, I know this can be interpreted in two ways, but I’m choosing the second interpretation rn for this ship. She likes his intensity, and he likes her relentlessness. If Chamber wants to get on Viper’s good side, he needs to show her that he is more than just a over scented, walking suit of money. Viper wants all that what is beneath his charmer façade.
Viper definitely finds him attractive, but annoying.
It took a few spilled vials of acid and a highly vexatious Chamber, for Viper to finally say yes to a date. Of course, she wasn’t entirely enthusiastic about it, when the day finally came, but Viper still tried to look decent and applied just enough makeup to cover the dark circles under her eyes.
Chamber’s early presents and bribes, to get Viper interested were custom guns. He designed them specifically only for her. They’re light in her hands, and fit custom bullets too. (I can see Phoenix’s mouth water already, sorry lad.)
Unfortunately, Chamber is the one to grow emotionally attached first. But not in a lovey dovey way. He sees Viper’s worth and wants nothing more than to elevate her. He knows exactly, when Viper overworks herself to the extent, where she can’t even think straight anymore. So he magically manages to convince her to take a break, and when she listens, he spoils her rotten. Massages, gifts, compliments. Anything for the lady. If he could, he would have already put a ring on her finger.
They’re relationship evolves naturally. They didn’t have the need to talk about what they are or could be. It’s like an unspoken thing. That way, in case anything happened to the other, they’d have a easier time to mourn over their loss.
Later, down their relationship, Chamber and Viper are the VP’s married couple without being actually married to each other. Nobody questions it anymore, when Viper leaves his room, or when they overhear Chamber making dinner plans for Friday night. That’s just how it is now.
Viper definitely enjoys Chamber’s affections, since he isn’t exactly clingy and knows when to let her work. She would be lying though, if she said she didn’t enjoy Chamber’s craving for her attention.
These two work literally so well together. They don’t stand in each others ways, and at some point, even know the others thoughts, and don’t need words anymore to express what they need or want. Nobody interrupts or bothers the other while working, they give each other enough space but don’t grow distant, and they also go to the other for advice, when they’re stuck with something.
God, these two could aim for world domination if they wanted to, and even succeed at it.
Viper wouldn’t be caught dead using pet names, Chamber on the other hand...he definitely doesn’t shy away from calling her “mon chéri “or “mon coeur”.
Cutesy or belittling names are not on the list tho. Instead, he comes up with the most elegant and creative names you could imagine. However, his go to name is calling Viper his lady (madame in french). Like, hell yeah. See that blood covered scientist over there, shooting down the enemies one after another? That’s his lady!
It takes A LOT of time, and work, for Viper to call Chamber anything endearing. If he’s lucky, he will hear Viper refer to him as “my love”, but that’s about it. Don’t maker her repeat herself.
Viper finds Chamber to be a good listener and an exceptional conversation partner. On those rare occasions, when she feels a little lonely in her lab, and doesn’t exactly work on something highly destructive, she’d invite Chamber to stay and just keep her company.
Chamber, in return, memorized the time Viper would always run out of coffee, so he’d use it as an excuse to visit her in her lab, with two cups in his hands.
Once in a while, Chamber will kidnap (affectionate) Viper on a vacation somewhere overseas, or take her shopping, or to a restaurant without telling her. He figured out, that asking her if she felt like spending time somewhere outside of the VP was 98% of the time answered with a “No”. So he had to turn to other methods.
Viper claims, that his charming words and romantic gestures don’t work on her, yet she is still the one to stand by his side, whenever Chamber attends some fancy event.
All in all, these two would make a great power couple.
#this ship is doing something to me#idk what it is#but i wanna see more of them????#soviper remains my fave viper ship but these two are also literally so good together????#valorant#valorant chamber#valorant viper#bitemark#viper#chamber#valorant headcanons#headcanons#blackrage writing
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okay so. one thing ive been meaning to talk about in the rpc over the years is. the blatant ableism, sanism, racism & overall downplaying & watering down of serious issues such as cults to the point where nonsurvivors are rly out here making cult jokes which, to actual survivors, are like a massive slap in the face.
that's telling us "you don't matter".
on disabled characters & representation. i& genuinely don't remember the last time i& saw someone with a character who had a mobility aid or a wheelchair... if at all. i& genuinely don't remember the last time i& saw a disabled character actually Talk about their disability if it's even mentioned at all in threads & if it is it's usually a skinny cis white character, mostly cis white male characters, with the disability & fuck me& if there are any disabled characters of color at all.
i& genuinely don't remember the last time i& saw a character go indepth about the ableism & sanism they face. & i'm not saying that a disabled character has to let their disability define them but just like gender & orientation, a disability affects people & this doesn't just apply to physical disabilities. & i'm& not even getting into the way disabled & neurodivergent MUNS OF COLOR are treated, ESPECIALLY if their disability and/or neurodivergence is stigmatized.
i'm& not even getting into the stupid fucking way ppl go around throwing "delulu" everywhere as if they somehow have that right to mistreat schizospec & psychotic ppl & stigmatize us further. no, worstie, you're not fucking "delulu" for wanting your unlikely ship to be canon. no, you're not fucking "delulu" for wanting your crackpot theory to be true. it isn't some cutesy fucking trend you can hop on, theyre serious fucking issues. no worstie you're not "delulu" you're just sanist & hate psychotic people. stop using my& fucking symptoms as a stupid joke while stigmatizing me& for having them. i see a lot of nonpsys (for the unaware: nonpsys are people who dont have psychosis & aren't on the schizospec) using the word as if it's this cute quirky word to describe their fantasies & desires. its. literally not. delusions can INVOLVE fantasies & desires but arent those things on their own. it's not fucking funny to call yourself delusional as a joke & it's definitely not funny to just armchair diagnose people when a) you're not even a fucking doctor, psychologist or psychiatrist or any kind of medical professional & b) it's dehumanizing & c) i'm& betting y'all who use "delulu" have never even actually experienced a delusion, this isn't something you throw around for fun, it's an actual serious symptom with serious consequences for people who experience it. & as a schizospec did system myself i'm& Very Fucking Tired. noah fence but i& don't get delusions that're mostly trauma based & persecutory delusions just so y'all nonpsys can make it into another fun quirky thing & the same shit apply to ppl who use "psychopathic" "sociopathic" & "narcissistic" as an insult when most of the time personality disorders come from TRAUMA. & ESPECIALLY if you're autistic, you fucking know better
also. ppl are like "yeah i support systems!!!! :)))))) except fictive heavy systems, systems with lots of members, systems that share everything about themselves and systems who won't shut up about being systems. oh sorry your did and/or plurality makes me uncomfortable :(((((" i've& had people just. straight up refuse to acknowledge my& system at all & act like everything was fucking fine even when people claim to be my friend & give a fuck about me. my& older sister literally told me& to my& face that i& was lying for attention then she heard i& was actually dxed & she shut her ass up real quick. ive had people literally REFUSE to use our names or our pronouns despite KNOWING we're a system & some of us& were Also talking to these people. even from people who claim to be all like "oh i'm all for disabled people!! i'm all for respecting everyone's pronouns" but when it comes to our& plural ass they shut up real fucking quick. like. it won't kill y'all to ask about the rest of us&, about our& lives, showing us&.. idk, the latest episode of a show we've& never seen or a psd you made or introducing memes to us& & it definitely won't kill you to use an "&" by our names & pronouns or at the VERY FUCKING LEAST refer to us& as "y'all" or "you guys".
as someone w/ undxed aspd i& can tend to be very blunt especially if i'm& irritated. does that make me an evil person? uh. no. i& don't think so. someone w/ a personality disorder doesn't automatically mean an abuser & that goes ESPECIALLY with people with narcissistic personality disorder & antisocial personality disorder. disorders by themselves cannot be abusive. not everyone who's abusive has a personality disorder & even if they did, it's bc of their actions, not the disorder itself. & sometimes people just suck & are downright cunts.
if i& sound irritated its bc i& am. i'm& your local angry mean madcripple tryna tell y'all that this is a rpc. rp COMMUNITY. there are people who see this ableist shit. there are trauma survivors in your community. yes, this is worded aggressively but i& need y'all to understand that y'all Need to be able to engage with the anger of people with more stigmatized disorders & ESPECIALLY trauma survivors w/ more severe trauma & not just when we're being informative or entertaining to you if the rpc's gonna be better.
#out of the galaxy. || ooc.#all of this is /nbh btw this is just. like. a general messy vent at the entire rpc not at any particular person. yall are chill.#/ ableism#/ sanism#/ psyism#/ pluralphobia
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