#the dad asdfghjkl

[fantastic-nonsense]

Canon!Tim is superior to Fanon!Tim purely because there's nothing fanon could possibly come up with that's funnier than Tim canonically being the closest thing the DCU had to a milk carton kid because he refused to evacuate from Gotham during the No Man's Land crisis with his dad and snuck back into the city after the bridges were blown up

#actually that's not entirely fair: Tim DID evacuate the city with his dad. he just didn't STAY evacuated #classic Tim behavior asdfghjkl #Canon!Tim is already such an incredibly chaotic and ridiculously funny character there's no need to invent a whole new personality for him #any 15 year old kid who refuses to stay evacuated from his post-apocalyptic hometown simply doesn't need it #tim drake #dc comics

[urwendii]

I just noticed the pacing of Miriel's speech with the frame showing Halbrand

"or is it here? amongst us even now..."

taken out of context the juxtaposition is so clever. Because yes guess what, it IS here amongst you 🤫

edit: i put it in the tags but this is as important. the statue carved in the cliff in the background definitely is Aulë.

We get this frame with Miriel's speech weirdly paced to linger on Halbrand and a scenery shot with Aulë in the background I am losing it-

#halbrand #the rings of power #tv show: trop #when i post random screenshots you can bet your sweet ass i am writing that damn fic asdfghjkl #edit: ALSO OMG is this freaking AULE carved in teh cliff ?? afgsgfdhgdgj #Osse raised the Island from teh sea and Aule shaped it #like if theres a valar with an axe it got to be mairon's dad #AND THEY SHOW US THIS WITH HALBRAND IN TEH FRAME IM LOSING IT GUYS #its been months the season is over and yet im still picking up details #I GOTTA ADD THIS IN MY FIC ASSFDHSDFGJ

[jarrussyndulla]

that violent murderous man loves being a girl dad so much

#the phrase girl dad is so funny asdfghjkl but it describes him so well #tlou #the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #hbo tlou #hbo the last of us #tlou spoilers #ellie and joel

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

watching the episode before buck begins with the buckley family dinner and then the daniel reveal, and my dad is in the living room with me, he doesn't watch the show or really care about it, but he watched during those scenes and then looked at me and said "damn, maddie and buck got some shitty parents"

#asdfghjkl yeah dad yeah #i dont think he was prepared for the 30 minute explanation and tirade i went on about the buckley parenrs after that though #but he did listen bless him #ry rambles #ry rewatches 911 #911

[ravarui]

@rcmancedawn continuation from here

The knowledge alone was already powerful, especially for a pirate like him. And if he were with lesser morals he would use the fact that she was more or less stuck on his ship due to their alliance to his advantage. It wasn't every day one found out about the fleet admirals daughter. He knew that many others would do exactly that. But he had never been like that. Never would be.

Her question prompts him to give a light chuckle, followed by the shaking of his head and a crooked smile. "Nah. You're not your old man. Wouldn't be fair to judge you, based on his actions." Like the marines had done with Ace. He hadn't forgotten that. They had damned him for being Rogers son, as if the kid had chosen that fate.

He props his chin up on his hand, still observing her and her reaction. "Don't worry. No one else heard what you said." They had been mostly out of it as well, to drunk to listen or even care. "Well, except Beck, but he wont say anything either and neither will I." He paused for a moment. "Does the rear admiral know the truth?"

#rcmancedawn #character interaction: Hibari #piracy is no game - akagami no shanks #Verse: The Red Heart Whipping Flower Alliance #//this is an important talk #//Hibari on her way #//to unintentionally acquire a pirate dad asdfghjkl

[darehearts]

have you all ever written a muse long enough to the point you lowkey started absorbing some of their traits and or hobbies  ??

#bc i think........that's happening to me now?! in my 32 years #i have never ever had interest in learning to cook in ANY #capacity like ZERO but the past few weeks i've been 👀 !!!! #looking into recipes and lowkey trying super basic omelettes #and what not ICB I MIGHT FINALLY LEARN TO COOK BC #JAMES TEE KIRK HAS ENTERED HIS FAMILY DAD ERA #IN MY MAIN VERSE!!!! asdfghjkl; i love it so much and him #i cry🤧💛 #tbd

[elliespuns]

Do you think Joel's hot?

*clears her throat*

#i feel personally offended #joel is such a dad material #i'm honest ok #stop asking me these naughty questions #joel miller #joel tlou #the last of us #tlou #the last of us game #tlou game #the last of us part 2 #tlou part 2 #asdfghjkl #elliespuns answers

[lcstinfantasy]

It's been a year, maybe two since they got married, and every year still Rachel finds herself stumped because what do you gift someone who has everything and more? This year though, she's less worried and more excited because she thinks she finally has something. Rachel insisted on opening the gifts they got for each other before everyone migrated to their house to celebrate the holiday and once they settle in the living room, near the tree, she handed a small gift bag to him. Inside, Rafe would find a positive pregnancy test and a onesie that announced their soon-to-be newest arrival.

random ask

every year that passes between them, rafe tries to out do last year. if it's with decorations, a trip, or the presents -- he was always trying to spoil his wife. how could he not? she was perfect. loved him all year around, changed him to be a better man -- or well supported him in his journey of becoming one. what do you gift someone who's given you more than you could ever have imagined having. he's a little confused when she's insisting that they open gifts before everyone arrives. practically dragging him out of bed earlier than normal and leading them to the living room. he swipes the two gifts he's gotten her. they promised nothing too crazy. he gets her another charm every year they've been tgether for the braclet he bought her when they made it official. the other is a trip to a cabin in the next month. just them and it being small and quiet. different from his crazy flying away trips.

he takes the bag with a smile, pulling her in for a quick kiss. "merry christmas, rach." he says gently against her lips before pulling back and opening the gift. at first he's confused as he pulls out the small baby jumper. and then the test is next and now he's looking between the two and to her face. "Are you serious?" he asked, eyes never leaving hers, smile threatening to take over his entire face. "we're having a baby?"

#asdfghjkl #dad!rafe's time to fucking shine #r4chelamber #(answered || rafe cameron)

[adoranoia]

" hah, today's a holiday? i had no idea! ...well, anyway! " ✉️

#* && IC #* && DASH COMM #* && 707 : HAPPY-GO-LUCKY / HACKER . #poor seven doesn't have the best luck w/ father figures #his actual dad sucks and v........................... is v. so. rip #anyway this made me giggle i'm sorry asdfghjkl poor guy #fathers day tw

[mystifiicd]

UNPROMPTED

( always accepting )

@spiriitum said: “Stephen Vincent Strange…” A pause, Peter realizing he’s suddenly treading dangerous waters. But his mouth moves faster than his brain, the young man letting out a sharp snort of laughter before his eyes widen, jaw slightly agape. “I— I didn’t— Vincent’s a GREAT middle name.”

"Don't test your luck Peter Benjamin Parker". How in the multiverse did the little spider figure out his middle name? Something that Stephen himself had kept under lock and key. Even people he was close to like Wong and Christine didn't know his embarrassing little secret.

"I trust I don't need to use a forget spell on you right? Just forget you even learned about it, okay? And no telling Wong, Tony, or anyone that would gain leverage over knowing about my middle name. You got that?".

He's worried Peter isn't going to listen to him and that his orders are falling on deaf ears but Stephen decided to put his foot down and end it here before anything got out of hand due to the new knowledge gleamed from the thing the master of the mystic arts was trying to hide.

#long post cw #long post tw #[ who's laughing now asshole?! ASK ] #spiriitum #[ you're my wizard!dad; boogie woogie woogie. verse 0.1a. WIZARD!DAD ] #[ oh! that's your made up name. CRACK ] #[ try me beyonce. CRACK ] #asdfghjkl #sorry this took so long

[mar64ds]

'We dont know anything about Gaster-' I know he is a good dad

#trust me i know #god i think about him being a good dad and i go crazy i love this family so much asdfghjkl 🥺 #deltaruneundertale

[stranger-nightmare]

I literally hardly ever dream to begin with, let alone have good ones, and this morning it was like the gods said happy birthday, here’s a dream with ✨Joseph Quinn✨

and then my dad fucking called me and woke me up asdfghjkl I’m legitimately so upset and annoyed😭

#asdfghjkl I’m so mad #he was giving such boyfriend energy as well #like we were moments away from kissing I could just feel it #and then dad just had to fucking call me #ughhhhhh #the voice of a nightmare #joseph quinn

[milfbro]

I don't have any strong feelings about the godfather as a story other than finding it boring. But how can anyone look at this movie and not see it as an obscene waste of money

#if they had just filmed a guy flush 100 million dollars down the toilet it would've felt less wasteful #sorry I already said this but the fact is my dad loves that movie and watches it all the time asdfghjkl #this movie is like if s*ccession took itself super seriously and had no sense of humor or self awareness n all the characters were kendall #look at me actually making a correct s********* reference! im so hip with the youths

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

Roger Federer for Caminada Magazin, 2022

#roger federer #tennis #at this point any roger content we get makes my day #he looks so cute playing ping pong #and his smile is everything #then he goes on to kill me with that black fit #sir you're so fine it shouldn't be allowed #but the last one asdfghjkl #the dad energy and dorky vibes #it's adorable

[torao-chan]

the real estate agents: the owners have asked us to do a sales appraisal

me: ah, so I should be panicking now

#Asdfghjkl the amount of heart attack that phone call has given me #Imma need to call dad tomorrow and see how badly exactly i should be panicking #I dun wanna go house hunting #Also i have no idea how im going to sleep tonight. #Badly #If i had to place any guesses #TTwTT #Personal

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

This is the face of a man who absolutely did not plan on having six kids. He definitely planned for four at most.

Brayden was definitely not planned as evident by the fact that he has the only non J or K name

#not pictured: utah's nod of agreement when saying it does make your pull out game weak asdfghjkl #states react to wap is all the evidence one needs for ilithiya being a baddie with a fatty 🤗 #also his dad joke shirt gets me every time we love one (1) suburban white dad #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #utah x ilithiya #it counts as a moment sssh