#the daddest dad to ever dad

[dunderklumpen]

8/1/2023

#I don’t think anyone posts these dumbass stories anymore #which is sad because… look at this dork #sublime dadness #nikolaj coster waldau #the daddest dad to ever dad #niko updates #niko stories #anyway this is Relevant to something lmao

[coldbasementruins]

When they said they were gonna be real fathers, they were not joking. This is so dad of them <3

#THE DADDEST OF THE DADS TO EVER EXIST #buddy daddies

[mxmollusca]

Rhys Darby. And his goats.

This presentation is brought to you by the Totally Normal for Rhys Darby Tumblr Association. We are totally normal for Rhys Darby. And his goats.

#this is the daddest thing i have EVER SEEN #and it is SENDING ME into the SUN #rhys darby: aotearoa's premier goat dad #i too am a relatively flat surface covered in handholds #totally normal for rhys darby tumblr association #rhysie ig #my videos #rhys darby #nz i wanna fuck your dad

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Okay, so Anakin says "wizard" when he's nine years old. Several decades later, Din says "wizard" unironically.

Din says the space equivalent of groovy.

(Luke is so gone on this monumentally out of touch man full of dad vibes, it physically hurts)

#din is the daddest dad to ever dad #he's totally hip luke jeeze #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[notdrifting]

no but - bumi ?? he'd be such a great dad. for real, and i can prove it

exhibits a

exhibits b

exhibits c

bonus

#bumi 「study」 #someone give this man a child #he'd be the daddest dad that has ever dadded #the jokes would be out of this world #an absolute unit of a man with a ridiculous sense of humour and a sunshine personality whos not afraid to show his feelings and affection?? #that's a 10/10 husband material right here

[nerdpoe]

Vlad meets Lex. He realizes some things.

Vlad meets Lex Luthor at a gala, and Lex is schmoozing hard.

Lex has heard about Vlad's weirdass business deals, knows something isn't right, and he want whatever untraceable power Vlad's got at his disposal.

Lex has done his research, and knows that Vlad got the equipment for cloning, but that no child was ever announced. So Lex starts bragging, going on and on about Kon and talking about the kid like he's a Thing.

And Vlad, listening to this, has some unfortunate realizations about how he was treating Ellie.

So Vlad excuses himself and does some digging of his own, and holy shit do the dead have a lot to gossip about regarding how Superman used to treat the boy, and Vlad...doesn't want to be compared to either of those buffoons.

He's better than both of them combined.

And he's gonna prove it.

He's gonna be the daddest dad that ever dadded.

He'll be way better than Jack, and if he's a better father than Jack then Daniel and Jasmine and Maddie will follow! He just has to learn how to be a good parent.

Easy.

He proceeds to buy every parenting book he can find, and signs himself up for parenting classes.

Ellie, minding her own business, feels a shiver go down her back.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #vlad's obsession has switched from wooing maddie with money to wooing her with good parenting skills #redemtion fic #vlad slowly starts to have his obsession switch from maddie to just being a good father #ellie fuckin books it #various justice league members have seen a dracula-esque man chasing a white haired kid through their cities #the only one who could have feasibly done anything was J'onn #he read teh general vibe of “LET ME FATHER YOU” and decided to leave it alone #he did tell batman though #maybe he and that strange dracula meta can bond #the man could use more friends

[gingkos-eldritch-secret]

I know, that it´s an old idea - that Danny, now immortal, with his family long having passed on, falls in love with some mortal and they marry and then have an end (if it´s happy or not mostly depends on the writer).

But you know what would be funny? If Danny, regardless of if he´s king of the infinite realms or not, I don´t care, falls in love with one or both of the parents of a random hero or villain. And Danny, deciding to become the daddest dad to have ever dadded, watches his new child with the parent(s) by his side and intervenes when it gets 'too dangerous'. Or if he just wants to cause some mischief.

The person now being fathered is very confused because "What the hell is going on?"

#Phandom #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #prompts #writing ideas #fandom #Immortal Danny phantom #ghost danny phantom #Guardian Danny phantom #Parental Danny Phantom #He is very in love with his spouse #Whoever they are #interferes in hero and villain business on his new child´s behalv #if the child´s a villian? #'Oh #they´re just having fun!' #If they´re a hero? #'Awww #just like dad in the good old times' #Dani just being stoked at having a new sibling #ghost king danny #maybe #who knows? #Not me

[fruit-sy]

Played star rail and Idk if this was added in the newest update but HOLY CRAP CHARACTERS HAVE VOICELINES IF YOU PLACE THEM WITH CERTAIN OTHER CHARACTERS AGAKXHLAHX

I found this out when Welt jumpscared me with his voice when I placed him on my team with Stelle and I SQUEALED LIKE AGSJLXJALD THATS SO CUTE AWWWWW ❤️💕💞💖😭😭😭😭😭

Looked through his other voicelines and God,, he's the daddest dad to ever dad I love him so much absjcblaak 💖💞💕❤️💕

And like, the others also look to him for advice/rely on him 🥺🥺🥺

Tho I'm not sure why Stelle says this... Is it like a meta reference? In which she's reading the screen name? Honestly, I have no idea

#fruit talks #finally had the chance to play the latest update #honestly I wasn't too interested in the main storyline again until I got a little further into it #really cool stuff that's happening!

[th3e-m4ng0]

G1 Optimus being so happy and goofy makes me feel so happy that i can cry. He's just so silly and sweet and caring and small and i hope that he and es optimus can help the others know that it's ok to be silly little bots

the daddest dads ever

#.txt #theyre just silly dads. cringe paternal figures. but the fatherest dads in existence #english is so funny i can just make up words

[bolithesenate]

mace? 👀

maceee!!

one of my fave jedi hands down

as for headcanons, to me he is (after Dooku) the daddest dad to ever jedi

like, in legends he had two other padawans before depa. which is overall the same amount of padawans as dooku – who is like twenty or so years older! considering the time and care that goes into raising a padawan, mace had to have had them just back to back from the moment he could!

also i've seen so many lines of him from comics and books about how depa is basically his daughter!!!

he is so dad coded!!!

(plus hes one of the characters i strongly hc as ace)

#ask game #answering asks #star wars #random boli thoughts #mace windu #lol i had this in my drafts and completely forgot about it aaa

[midnight-scrivener]

Kids are wild, dude.

Couple days ago, me and Partner popped over to Disney Springs to a) buy some mead, and b) spend gift card money to go see the Boy and the Heron (10/10 so good).

I was chilling on a wall outside, waiting for Partner in the bathroom, and behind me, I hear a tiny, clear voice, filled with the plaintive ennui of someone who's been trapped in a time loop for aeons unknown, say, "just let me die."

*Freeze, slow turn*

Reader, allow me to paint you a picture.

There is a man, the daddest man perhaps ever to dad. He is wearing a visor. The visor says something like, "have a Disney day™️" on it in red swirly font. His hair is sticking straight up out of the top of the visor, like a mad scientist who forgot he was leaning on the Tesla coil when he told his Igor to throw the switch, henchman! This gives the distinct impression that this is not his visor, but rather was hastily thrust upon him, likely by a spouse who is also in the bathroom. It was cold out (for Florida anyway), so this man was wearing a heavy Patagonia fleece, and, in true Dadly fashion, little cargo shorts, pockets bulging, dragging the shape of the garment parabolically earthward, laden with the responsibilities inherent in being the Vacation Manager and Bearer of the Visor. His legs were covered in gooseflesh. But, reader, he bore it.

He had sunglasses, those iridescent mirrored kind that make you think of sport fishermen. But they dangled around his neck, so I could see his eyes, vacant, staring, lined with the patient resignation that can only come from loving someone who is A Lot To Be Around. His hand, large and calloused and properly Daddish, was clasped with another set of tiny digits.

Dangling from his arm with a comfortable drama that implied this was but one time of many, was a tiny girlchild, no more than maybe five years old, wearing a full length Rapunzel princess gown, light-up Sketchers, and pink, glittery mouse ears that had been knocked askew in the process of her collapse and gave her hair the air of waging a losing battle with a little bird.

This girl, with the face of a cherub and the serious manner of an elderly man of state, stared off into a slightly different middle distance than her father. Her sketchers trailed over the ground as she rocked slightly in his gentle-but-firm grip. She sighed, and reader, I felt that sigh. In my bones. No one who's never experienced the weight of deep debt looming over them should be able to sigh like that.

She opened her mouth and said again in that clear, innocent voice, "Please won't you let me die?"

Her father, aware that people had begun to take notice, shook his head. "We're just waiting for Mommy."

This did not satisfy the tot. Still without a shred of distress, just the solemnity of a gig worker with twelve different 10-99 forms to file come tax season, asked "Yeah, but why can't I just die now?"

Her father closed his eyes. He was silent for long enough that I knew on some level he was wondering the same thing about himself. People were Aware of the situation now. Eventually he took a deep breath and looked down at her, still hanging from his arm. "It's against the rules to die at Disney World," he said. "Even if you want to. But tell you what, if you wait until we get back home, you can die there instead. That way Mommy and I can both be there."

The girl's mood brightened immediately. She got her feet under her and straightened, beaming up at her dad. "Oh, okay," she said. "After Mommy comes can we go to Legos?"

There's not really a proper end to the story, Partner just came out of the bathroom and we went to the movie. But damb. I hope that little girl knows I'll think about her at least once a day for the rest of my life.

Don't die. There might be Legos in it if you stay.

#kids #disney #my writing #true story #tw suicidality #kind of #Disney springs #creative nonfiction #somtimes you just observe a little snippet of someone else's life and it burns itself into your brain and for them its like. Tuesday

[weavecalled]

INTERACTION CALL for the daddest dad to ever dad, aka jeremy danvers! could be a smol starter, or some memes, whatever my brain decides on!

#ooc #got bg3 verse for him #or his normal urban fantasy verse #come get yourself a werewolf dad #he's always open to adopting kids

[captain-hen]

neethu! as a the rookie fan who is on the edge about watching 911 (mainly bc i am a scorned fan of old ryan murphy shows and have trust issues), i pledge for you to sell me on 911/buddie because i truly need a new summer binge watch that won’t suck my energy dry 🥲

omg becca i can promise you that i'll make it my personal mission to get you into 911 asfdkdld 😌 so, here's why you should absolutely binge 911, coming from a completely unbiased, objective perspective, of course 😌😌

an amazing ensemble cast with really, really talented actors

a group of characters who slowly come together to find their family in each other and they love each other so so much. also the very first episode starts off with the hilariously ironic line—"this is not a family." to really hammer in the famous last words of it all :) now let's get into the characters.

howard "chimney" han — amazing paramedic, manages to be the funniest character on the show while having deep-rooted abandonment issues and trauma, is probably immortal because he has survived things that should have killed any other person

bobby nash — Dad™. the daddest of all dads. best redemption arc ever; has a beautiful journey of realizing that he wants to live. he was born to be a husband and a father :) amateur detective. looks like the sensible one, but he can be just as dumb as the rest. he loves his wife <33

hen wilson — probably the smartest character on the show, and knows everything about everything. she's married to a rocket scientist :)) she is an incredible firefigher paramedic, best friends with chimney (they're platonic soulmates fr) and she looks like she holds the braincell but she will join in on the shenanigans with the rest of the characters in a heartbeat (see: season 6 where she went dumpster diving with chimney to look for a lost ring).

evan buckley — the little brother of the group. he's an ass in the beginning but he gets better i promise. himbo with a heart of gold, he loves kids. he uses recklessness as a means of coping with his deep-rooted childhood trauma. nearly dies every single season. he looks at bobby as a surrogate father. he loves his sister so much. he's in love with his best friend but shhh he's still figuring that out. he loves his best friend's child like his own :)

maddie buckley — give her a break™ she's been through SO much, but came out kind and compassionate and stronger than ever. she's a 911 dispatcher and she's amazing at it. she loves her little brother and basically raised him when they were kids. she's an amazing mom, even if it takes her a while to accept that, and she loves chimney han with all her heart.

athena grant — angela basset does an amazing job with her character; she has some of the best emotional and action moments on the show. she's a cop, unfortunately :( she's best friends with hen, she's a great mom to her two kids and has a really compelling friendship with her ex-husband. she is definitely the one who holds the braincell while everyone else gets up to their dumb shenanigans.

eddie diaz — the love of my life he's an ex-army medic, now a firefighter and above all, a father. he loves his son, christopher, so much. he has also nearly died on multiple occasions, and in season 5, has one of the most beautiful arcs i've ever seen working through his trauma. he had an extremely complex relationship with his wife, shannon. he's come so far in terms of character development. and he's deeply in love with his best friend but by god he will not admit it :)

and as for the other reasons why you should binge the show? the emergencies are absolutely insane and entertainingly unrealistic (there was a tsunami in los angeles). the show knows how to intermix comedy and tragedy in a way that will give you whiplash and have you sobbing. it deals with some very adult, realistic conflicts. it loves to emphasize on the innate goodness of human nature. none of the characters are perfect and have all fucked up badly at some point, but they keep trying. it's a show about second chances :)

OH and since you asked about buddie, well. if you like: a) co-workers who started off disliking each other falling into a deep friendship b) two characters who are partners in every sense of the word, who practically share the same mind c) a ship that has multiple break-up scenes without even getting together d) two characters who are practically co-parenting a child but can't see it e) two characters who go absolutely berserk when the other is in danger f) two characters who act more married than most married couples — then buddie is the ship for you! and honestly, if you like chenford, then you will definitely like buddie sjdkdkd there's a reason i've done at least 4-5 gifsets paralleling them

anyway, this is my official pitch! if you ever actually decide to watch the show, my humble request is that you let me know what you think afterwards 😌

come talk to me!

#this got a little out of hand ajsjjd #neethu answers #timlucys

[911bts]

FOXTV: Happy Father's Day to the daddest dad to ever dad.

#bobby nash #official promos

[feralsunspotandtincan]

So Luke is no longer allowed to post self-deprecating jokes on social media because everytime he does Din immediately ditches whatever important meeting he has and calls Luke up like Baby are you okay??? Are you sad? If you're sad you should've called me where are you I'll bring you ice cream and Grogu

And the whole time Luke is trying to calm Din down but the man is on a role and his schedule, tightly packed with Important Things is now completely derailed because Djarin has disappeared to get his husband cupcakes because Skywalker posted a picture of a possum in a dumpster with the caption 'me' and how did this happen AGAIN

#din is about as hip as the daddest dad to ever dad #and he just loves luke so much #and luke internet savvy twink extraordinaire is completely gone on this idiot #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[speakergame]

so if you did make a playlist of songs Seb likes, what would it look like?

oooooh, I love this

okay, under the caveat that all of these songs are drawn from my personal playlist and so some (like Az and Li) may not be as varied as they might otherwise be... here's 5 songs that I like that each of the ROs would also have on their own playlist:

Sebastian: he likes punk, metal, alt rock, and probably would have grown up listening to emo too. songs about rebellion are a bonus

Revolution - Authority Zero

Re-Education (Through Labor) - Rise Against

Mayhem - Halestorm

Are We the Waiting / St. Jimmy - Green Day

Cancer - Sick Puppies

Li: their music is very eclectic. it's pretty much just anything that gets their attention, but a lot of it is either not in English or is by obscure bands no one's ever heard of. also enjoys anything with an unusual beat

Senzafine - Lacuna Coil

Machi Bhasad - Bloodywood

Weak - Skunk Anansie

Sleep to Dream - Fiona Apple

Yuve Yuve Yu - The HU

Rory: millennial dad rock. also classic dad rock. just... the daddest playlist ever. songs to drive cross-country on your motorcycle to.

Grand Theft Autumn - Fall Out Boy

Way Away - Yellowcard

Hemorrhage (In My Hands) - Fuel

Wherever I May Roam - Metallica

Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters

Kana: blues, baby. blues, soul, roots rock, funk, jazz. their playlist is my personal favorite

Holy Ghost Fire - Larkin Poe

Save Me - Danielle Nicole

No Angels - Samantha Fish

Rock & Roll - Christone “Kingfish” Ingram

When My Train Pulls In - Gary Clark Jr.

Azalea: no genres, just vibes. her playlist is absolutely unpredictable, she listens to anything and everything. a lot of country, rap, and indie/folk stuff, but I... don't have much of those on my playlist.

Uncharted - Sara Bareilles

Ride - Twenty One Pilots

Hey Pretty - Poe

A Poem For Byzantium - Delerium

Virgin State of Mind - K’s Choice

#speaker game #all ros #sebastian wynric #li cowles #rory kane #kana #azalea mirin #fun fact: are we the waiting/st jimmy is my favorite song of all time #and larkin poe is actually my favorite band so you know I had to add one of their songs #lucky for me there's a blues musician amongst the cast ;)