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#the dangers of trending
royalarchivist · 3 months
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Foolish: You'll never take me alive.
[Foolish jumps off the platform before Pepito can lasso him and lands in a pool of water. Pepito follows him shortly after, and Foolish laughs as he takes the elevator back up to the platform]
Foolish: Alright, this time: Waterbucket.
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(They were both fine; Bad, Bagi, and Mike all came running to help them)
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inkskinned · 1 year
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there is something deeply, unfathomably cruel about the fact that something called the clean girl trend is actually only accessible with perfect skin and hair and nails and bodytype. that if you simply use enough products and time and genetics you too will be able to be filter-flawless. it isn't just about being pretty, it's about being naturally pretty, with perfectly ethnocentric features that absolutely make a mockery of the poc they stole their techniques from.
something about this not just being a fashion trend but directly positioning any alternative as being "unclean" - if you use visible foundation to correct your skin in a desperate attempt to fit in, that's cringe. if you draw your eyeshadow and eyeliner in a way that feels personal and full of expression, i was told this looks "cheap" and "unfeminine." if you do not endlessly adhere to a nigh-impossible routine of beauty and sacrifice; you simply aren't one of those girls, girls that are better than you and deserve their good life. if you were not lucky enough to be born with this, no worries; it can be sold to you. it will be sold to you.
the women of color who made half of these things popular - hoop earrings, slicked back ponytails, oiled babyhairs - they do not get credit. they are not included in the trend. they are ostracized as being too different, too hispanic. because it's not clean when we do it.
no, if you're not perfect (and perfectly white), you're dirty. you're basically a slob. i actively like doing my makeup, and i've been told a lot - it's just a few basic products, it's really not that hard. nobody seems to get what i'm saying - we absolutely should not be linking makeup to hygiene. that linking cleanliness with rich white girls in yoga pants and glass waterbottles is incredibly bigoted.
she rolls her eyes. "okay, we get it. it's literally not that deep. you just hate makeup. i mean, it's fine. just say that you're ugly."
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g-perks · 4 months
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I've (studied) these cartoons too much to just, not write what I think they would say in canon, soz
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thelastharbinger · 4 months
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I need us all to be more urgently concerned with the current state of journalism.
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yotsuba-to-fuck-this · 7 months
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season 7 Thirteen was peak because she was lowkey an asshole. In season 4 and 5 the show didn't really know what to do with the crazy depressing backstory they'd given her so for a while she was more or less Cameron 2.0 but with 10% more sarcasm 50% less heterosexuality and 120% more emotional avoidance but then someone in that writer room realized that this girl's life is so shit, even House has GOT to tone it down a little on the contempt. Bc on any given day she's the one most likely to be having the Worst Fucking Time out of all of them. Dead mom. Euthanized brother. Life expectancy of a Christopher Nolan movie if she's lucky. Girlie was fistfighting demons every morning just to get to work and you could finally see it in her incredibly jaded beautiful sad blue eyes.
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henrikvanderhussy · 1 year
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Nancy Drew: Danger by Design (2006) // Devil Wears Prada (2006)
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aludraslytherin · 4 months
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9yo me : "The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of Privet Drive."
17yo me: "His little brother. Always his little brother"
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savagechickens · 5 months
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Dance Craze.
And more dance.
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boseobrien · 5 months
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What's up Riri? What's up Rocky? = Bomika
What's up Suki? What's up bullet? = Chiles
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bennidraws · 6 months
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"maybe we could get him to wear a bell" - shadowheart
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tactlesstuesdays · 7 months
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roman empire OR roman empire.
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marimbles · 4 months
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will you finish Love Me Not?
yes, if you believe in me, and if I believe in myself. sorry that I am the way I am
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doitforeco · 1 year
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marble nymphs and medieval ladies with their gallant knights and Boticelli’s virgin staring at you gentle and half-moon eyed and Goja’s Maja with her rosy cheeks and Liberty guiding the people, hope and anger and action all in one symbol, and women of each of Renoir’s impressionist paintings playful and alive, and Suzanne and Judith and Esther and Bathsheba and all of the women of artemisia gentileschi. imagine having all those pieces of art depicting  your face. The plumpness of the cheek painted with such painstakingly precision that now your face represents history. imagine carrying centuries of art in the roundness of the face and just decide to throw it all away just because the last fad says every single piece of softness has to be obliterated. fuck buccal fat removal.
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vero-niche · 2 months
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a fellow english major, really happy to see someone who's proud of their degree <3
you know that "no love, no matter how brief, is wasted" line? i think the same applies for knowledge too - no matter how useless it may seem, knowledge acquired is never in vain.
#honestly like. idk what your age is but when i was attending uni i kept getting told that i shouldve gone for IT. because the future#- and the money - is there.#now look at the IT companies. the whole thing is crumbling#not to mention the arrogance. that IT degree didnt make you immune to the same old scam tactics did it. how are your nfts doing btw#honestly i never really expected it myself that a humanities degree would prove useful in a daily life type of way#like. sure i knew it wasnt useless but still. its entirely different to experience it in real time yknow#and the whole new wave ''it isnt that deep'' trend is honestly pretty dangerous bc there usually IS something deeper.#a narrative an agenda a propaganda etc.... or simply just capitalist greed#so its needed to read between the lines and see what the point/intention really is#- and thats what literary and other art analysis is making you do! it makes you stop and think#this is all not even mentioning all the political historical and cultural stuff we learned about all the anglo-saxon countries#which all prove to be pretty useful in light of recent events......#so yeah. anyway. dont listen to all those who say its useless (and theres a lot of those even among the ones who chose this major too)#its clearly not. but even if it were it wouldnt matter ehat they think#(i do wish tho that i couldve attended it already on the right meds bc i feel like i forgot A Lot bc of my mental state at the time#but oh well. what can you do)#thank you for the ask it was really nice of you 💞💞💞#ask#anon
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almostpleasantharmony · 4 months
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Kirrilee = Frank Sinatra
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Makes complete sense
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