#the dashboard is in a super messed-up order!
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Your dashboard if you were in a d&d fantasy world still involved in fictional erotica discourse part 2
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now that the new Mountain Angel volume has come out can we please tag spoilers, some of us are still waiting for our pigeon mail
🦚 faeynadaughter Follow
you can access the volume in full on TomePlane!
🎭 bardcampistrash Follow
until TomePlane acknowledges that its interplanar storage is made possible by binding aboleths to the plane and killing them then we are going to continue not using that platform, thanks
🦚 faeynadaughter Follow
aboleths killed my cousin who was a royal cleric. ill never understand why theres a whole movement to protect abyssal creatures when theyve caused so much damage to our kingdoms. and disliking a pocket dimension which provides thousands of people access to books? your attitude reeks of anti literaturism and mal-aligned virtue signaling and im not sure which is worse
🫒 tenthday237 Follow
Aliizya gets pregnant on page 62
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banished
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okay but the way that faelor finch writes every song that perfectly fits pennbiel liiike its giving closet fangirl
🧭 waywardwarlock
seriouslyy!! like what else is "give me your unmarked hand / in the shadowfell we won't be a secret" supposed to be about if not pennipher and corabiel
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yall please dont fill up the unseen servant tag with your super fucking weird smut posts im just looking for tips on how to find my unseen servant
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the search function on tomeblr does need to be updated but we dont have to kinkshame :)
🌫️ cloudgiant-snailboy Follow
the site is being overrun by virgin degenerates
🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor
sounds like you need Wilam the Wizard with Wandering Hands to help you summon the unseen stick in your ass
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🗝️ crypt-princess Follow
so whose going to be the first to commission a painting of that scene with Aliizya and the beholder 👀
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i already asked my local artisan he said he's gotten two other commissions for the same scene lmao
🐁 softbarbarian
girl i commissioned a tapestry
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friendly reminder that devil deals are a real thing that a lot of people fall victim too and that demons are malicious and do destroy peoples lives if theyre not careful so please be careful when consuming works like Hellionfinity which romanticizes devil deals and fiendish soul contracts
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imo any work of fiction that involves a romance between any type of fiend is not just problematic but harmful
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i used to be indifferent to books that had devil romance interests because like thats their whole thing theyre seducing people to get their souls and the mc overcomes it, but reading through the replies i see that Hellionfinity actually ends with the devil character as the main romantic lead which is super problematic in terms of power imbalance and the fact that he has a redemption arc is so out of touch especially since our military is finally recovering from the azgurian assault
🧚🏻♂️arms-of-faelor
helliofinity also has a scene where the main character uses a soul coin that an imprisoned mortal gave him and he uses it to bring the devil out of avernus so he doesnt fully die and no one in the book mentions it or talks about how messed up it is to use soul coins and we never see the now bound to hell prisoner ever again
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hellionfinity officially cancelled on my end!
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moment of silence for all the customers waiting on drink orders while the tavern wench gets her back blown out by a new guy every night ✊😔
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the gods work hard but Girthy Gladys gets worked harder
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🎲 beholdersbeholdingme
paladin and warlock romances are OUT! cleric and necromancer romances are IN!
🪭 royalcoinpurse Follow
the only thing a cleric should do to a necromancer is beat him to death so she can revive him and kill him again
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❇️ arch-dryad Follow
i think we need to analyze why we're so quick to place women in categories of devious seductress or healer in romance novels as if that hasnt been the pervasive trope that holds magic-touched women back in our actual society
🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor
why do you assume these fictional tropes are mf couples only? can a gay cleric not beat his gay necromancer boyfriend to death?
🎲 beholdersbeholdingme
and off! beat him off cmon guys
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🧀 weremouse Follow
yall ever be talking or whatnot and feel like no one understands you
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say that shit fr (<- looking around clueless)
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remember when that person made a call out post for the author of ilairepeler for using a ghost writer and it turned out the author was an actual ghost. writing. like a literal ghost writer. like.
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arent you the dwarf that fucked a slaad
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how would you like to become a ghost so you can write more witty comments like this for eternity
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#round two please laff i did this at work#fantasy dashboard#tumblr dashboard meme#dungeons and dragons#d&d#bg3#dungeon meshi#my post
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I, 20 mins after waking up, it's still 5.25 am, scrolling thru dashboard and saw you, and thought:, Wait torship imagind tobirama shisui but in like wizarding world lol
*squints at screen just after waking*.... I wrote that???? When?!?
*intermission music*
Okay so i haven't done that yet lmao, but tbh not a lot changes with the dynamic of Tobirama/Shisui when shoved into different AUs (not that, at the core, we'd expect them too... Maybe I'm not fully awake still lmao)
Wizarding-verse? Unspeakable!Tobirama keeps on getting into dangerous scrapes so Minister!Hashirama has Head Auror!Madara keep an eye on him, which means Tobirama ends up with a 'pet' Auror assigned to his cases. If that wasn't intolerable enough, that it's a man with irrepressible good humour, faster than even Tobirama and who seems genuinely fascinated in Tobirama's work is just ridiculous
A modern-magic AU is always always always a good thing, omg, like the fashion and the technology and the- it can be nice, two magical people puttering around in a magical society or even a normal one and being low-key with their powers.... Or, even better, we could twist it into secrecy, BAMFness, I'm talking portal fights that crash land you on top of moving trains in a thunderstorm, the buzz of neon signs and the gurgle of the gutters as you scurry under the eaves of a magic-only nightclub, Tobirama does crazy experiments and he's wanted for breaking the guidelines of the Magical Consulate, Shisui the Uchiha Smuggler (they each have something that lends to this, Obito with his Portals, Itachi with illusions, and Shisui with his time-space-super-speed) is sent to get him out of custody before his trial....!
I'm just going to go completely off the rails here and daydream about an Avatar AU, Kakashi is the Avatar (Naruto isn't, he's one of the only survivors of the Air Nomad purges that sent their village into the sea, his father Minato having died to protect him) that the Fire Nation absolutely can't know about otherwise they'd take it as a sign to increase their war. When Shisui and Itachi, heir to the Fire Throne and General respectively, realise that Kakashi is the Avatar, they smuggle him out of the capital (Kakashi one of the few Fire-Lightning users, now they know it's even more than that), and Shisui goes with him as they flee right into earth territory... Where they find Hashirama, who is kind enough to teach Kakashi, recognising the opportunity for peace if Kakashi can unite the people... (In order to keep a good few of the interpersonal bonds in place, I'm gonna have it that kids are all tested for elemental preferences, kinda like chakra paper, and then fostered across if their element is different from their family's etc, so tribes aren't completely distinct in the same way as Avatar Canon) Hashirama helps Kakashi master Earth whilst Shisui helps Kakashi with his fire (his lightning was, ironically, always better) and then they're sent to water territory to find Hashirama's brother, accompanied by Hashirama's own cousin Tenzo.... Tobirama is much less optimistic than his brother... And he's absolutely not happy to see a fire bender like Shisui dare to show his face... 🤭
This ^^ is a hot mess but 🤷 enjoy, once you've woken up a bit more Neptune! 🤭❤️
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Hello, my dear Spidey!! 💖💖 12, 14, 33 (obligatory hehe), 39, and 50 for Ronance! 😘💕
12. Who does the hands-over-the-eyes “Guess Who” thing?
Is this even a question? 1000% Robin. She's a dork and Nancy always rolls her eyes and shoves at Robin's hands, but it only makes Robin more determined to do it as much as she can. Nancy tries to do it back occasionally but it's instantly ruined by Robin's need to make her guesses as ludicrous as possible, and Nancy can only get her to stop listing old movie stars and obscure people from their school by kissing her senseless to cut Robin off mid-ramble. It's almost like Robin does it on purpose...
14. Who’s prone to road rage?
Nancy. Robin can't drive but boy will she poke fun at Nancy when she gets annoyed on the road. She finds it kind of funny to watch how quickly Nancy will get riled up, especially when the squad are in the car with them. Robin is super fidgety in the car too, she'll mess with the radio dials and drums her fingers along the dashboard. She teases Nancy whenever she curses at someone pulling out in front of her, and starts listing all the little ways Nancy has broken speeding laws. It's not as funny when Robin's banished to the back seat with Steve.
33. How do they eat ice cream? What’s their favorite flavors?
Robin insists on ordering Nancy different flavours each time. She reminds her girlfriend constantly that she is an expert and eagerly rattles off in-depth descriptions of all the available flavours. Robin gets so passionate and animated describing all the reasons why mint-choc chip is a good choice, that Nancy doesn't want her to stop. Even if she much prefers the raspberry ripple.
Nancy likes her ice-cream in a tub and eats it slowly with a spoon, savouring the flavour. Robin likes the crunch of the cones and is a lot less gracious, though she does allow Nancy a taste test each time. She keeps a tally of which flavours Nancy likes the best. Robin's cheeks are a constant beetroot colour when Nancy insists on dabbing at her face with a napkin, and kissing her cheek when Robin insists on paying each time (despite the fact Nancy can afford to get her own ice-cream).
39. Who leaves little notes in the other one’s lunch? (Bonus: What does it say?)
Robin. All of the notes are bad puns and awful jokes with little doodles. Nancy shouldn't like them as much, her eyes rolling every time she sees another bad joke taped to her lunch, but she loves it. Robin always looks so eager for Nancy's response and Nancy can't even pretend they don't make her smile, or that she doesn't save each one and keep them in a special box under her bed, full of all the things Robin makes for her and several movie tickets for when Nancy took them to the drive-in and they proceeded to not watch the movie.
50. Who gets overwhelmed by small acts of kindness?
Robin. She gets really flustered when Nancy does nice things for her, she gets even more nervous and rambley. Nancy loves doing little things, like straightening Robin's tie and leaning up to fix her collar. Nancy always brings some headphones for when Robin needs to relax and it's full of podcasts she recorded herself of a bunch of movie commentaries that Robin likes. Robin likes to bring Nancy lunch and always saves her a seat at the table. It's the way Nancy always manages to catch Robin's eye when the band is performing.
They're both about the little things, like Robin giving Nancy her jacket. And how Nancy always knows when Robin is getting anxious and she brings them away. Robin isn't used to someone doing nice things for her, someone wanting her and Nancy really likes getting the opportunity to remind Robin that she really likes her, so she goes out of her way to show Robin as much as she can. Robin meets it all with bad jokes and awkward hand gestures, but it's worth it when Nancy gets to see the little bashful smile Robin gets when she thinks Nancy isn't looking.
#stranger things#ronance#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#robin x nancy#I love them so much okay#they're girlfriends and I have so many headcanons for them#Nancy loves her complete dork of a girlfriend#and she can and will fluster Robin at any chance she gets#Robin can and will annoy and charm Nancy at any opportunity SHE gets#spideysparrow 💜#thank you for the ask my love
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Supercharge Your Zoho CRM with Easy Customizations
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[also if anyone knows how to make my dashboard not a weird garbled mess of recommended posts that dont come in chronological order thatd be super...
i have best of and in your orbit and all that shit turned off so im sort of confused. even the people i follow i showing up in random order]
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So how exactly does Windshield Repair Work? - Auto A glass Repairs Explained
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How can Windshield Repair Job? - Auto Glass Repairs Explained
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i think i’m gonna start throwing reblogs into the queue soon cause i almost never have time to go through them all proper-like and i’d like more stuff on this blog than just my liveblogs
#since i’m mobile-only ...#the dashboard is in a super messed-up order!#so i think i’ll have to go through the blogs i follow individually#rather than reblog from the dash.#fiftytenpost
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Jason Todd/Red Hood Spotify Playlist
Loosely arranged in a custom order. This is the thing I've done today rather than write.
Glitter & Gold – Barns Courtney / Bad Kids – Lady Gaga / Boys Will Be Bugs – Cavetown / Caution – The Killers / Souvenir – Korn / Race You to The Bottom – New Medicine / The Devil Takes Care Of His Own – Band of Skulls / Runs in the Family – Amanda Palmer / Hey Ho – Tracy Grammar / Help Is On The Way – Rise Against / If I Die Young – The Band Perry / Make It Stop (September’s Children) – Rise Against / Face to the Floor – Chevelle / Face Down – The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus / Savior – Rise Against / The Bleeding – Five Finger Death Punch / Diamond Eyes (Boom-Lay Boom-Lay Boom) – Shinedown/ Graveyard – Halsey / Prisoner– Miley Cyrus (feat. Dua Lipa) / Land of the Living – Jonathan Young (feat. Judge & Jury) / Love Song – Korn / Gone Away – The Offspring / Helena – My Chemical Romance / Already Gone – Disturbed / bad guy – Billie Eilish (feat. Justin Bieber) / Cruel Man – Intwine / My Bones – The Pretty Reckless / No More – Disturbed / Liar – Korn / Dirty Little Secret – The All-American Rejects / Tell me Lies – The Black Keys / Watch You Burn – Disturbed / Blind Leading The Blind – Mumford & Sons / No Place in Heaven – MIKA / Land of Confusion – Dan Avidan, Super Guitar Bros / I’m Not Okay (I Promise) – My Chemical Romance / Never Enough – Five Finger Death Punch / Numb – Linkin Park / Gives You Hell – The All-American Rejects / Radioactive – Imagine Dragons / Unravel – Jonathan Young / Come Out and Play – The Offspring / Burn It Down – Five Finger Death Punch / Ordinary Man – Ozzy Osbourne (feat. Elton John) / Let The Bad Times Roll – The Offspring / Remember Everything – Five Finger Death Punch / Genghis Khan – Miike Snow / We Fight – Dashboard Confessional / Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been – Reliant K / John Wayne – Lady Gaga / Poetry by Dead Men – Sara Bareilles / Achilles Come Down – Gang of Youths / Little Lion Man – Mumford & Sons / King of Anything – Sara Bareilles / Life to Fix (Radio Edit) – The Record Company / Charming Mess – The Black Crowes / Bad Company – Five Finger Death Punch / Sinner’s Prayer – Lady Gaga / The Violence (Ghost Note Symphonies) – Rise Against / killing boys – Halsey / Walk Away – Five Finger Death Punch / I Hate Everything About You – Three Days Grace / Pieces – Sum 41 / Demons – Hayley Kiyoko / LIFE AFTER SALEM – Lil Nas X / The walker – Christine and the Queens / The Past is the Past – Brandy Clark (feat Lindsey Buckingham) / This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race – Fall Out Boy / Crazy – Gnarls Barkley / Renegade – Styx / Come As You Are – Nirvana / SING – My Chemical Romance / Thumbs – Sabrina Carpenter / Scars – Papa Roach / Shut Up and Let Me Go – The Ting Tings / abcdefu – GAYLE / Just Like You – Three Day’s Grace / Million Years Ago – Adele / I Miss You, Don’t Call Me – Alessia Cara / Good Riddance – Annapantsu, IdrysLTS / Just a Thought – Gnarls Barkley / Torn – Ednaswap / Dear Wormwood – The Oh Hellos / I’m Still Here (Jim’s Theme) – John Rzeznik / Drunk (And I Don’t Wanna Go Home) – Elle King (feat. Miranda Lambert) / Raising Hell – Kesha (feat. Big Freedia) / Death Before Dishonor – Five Finger Death Punch / Coming Undone – Korn / Needle In The Hay – Elliot Smith / I HATE EVERYBODY – Halsey / Good Guys – MIKA/ Coming Clean –Hilary Duff/ Who Cares? – Gnarls Barkley / Something Has to Change – The Japanese House / Love Song – Sara Bareilles / Under Pressure – Leslie Odom Jr. / Let You Down – Awa Ly / Pierre – Ryn Weaver / Fallen Angels – Black Veil Brides / Twisted Transistor – Korn / Night Running – Cage The Elephant (feat. Beck) / Hang Me Up To Dry – Cold Ward Kids / In The End – Black Veil Brides / Come Clean – Jackson Bengtsson, Josh Wildhorn / Still Breathing – Green Day / Shame – Elle King / My Last Whiskey Tears – Juliet Simms / Between My Teeth – Orla Gartland / Bad Ideas – Tessa Violet / Prayer Of The Refugee – Rise Against / Bound For The Floor – Local H / Tomorrow – MIKA / People, I’ve been sad – Christina and the Queens / Come Clean (remix 2005) – Hilary Duff, Chris Cox / Ghost – ZZ Ward / Choke – BONES UK / Man’s Man – Elle King / Paralyzer – Finger Eleven /
Complainer – Cold War Kids / Jason’s Song (Gave It Away) – Ariana Grande /
121 Songs, 7hr 21min
Pics From (x)(x)(x)(x)
This is a playlist I original made for me, which is why it's 7hrs long. Enjoy. :)
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Master Kohga Headcanons (ft. Sooga)
Am I obsessed with the Yiga Husbands? Maybe. Ask my dashboard. BUT HEY! We’re all here to have a good time and refuse that anything bad happened to Sooga. So, here are a few Kohga headcanons that my girlfriend and I came up with at 2am one night.
Spoilers? maybe? Also this was inspired by us reading Yiga Husbands oneshots by @sheikah-simp so shoutout to them! Go read their fics, they’re fucking brilliant!
-First of all, my theory for the Yiga Clan in AOC!Kohga’s time is that they were more of just a nuisance to the Gerudo for years until Astor showed up (clearly Kohga had been master for a while at that point)
-They *told* people they served Ganon? But like- in this universe they totally did not care, they were just following orders from Kohga and fucking around
-They serve Kohga, not Ganon, it’s really just about keeping a reputation and gave them a reason for a Super Secret Evil Hideout
-In general, the Yiga Clan is just made up of everyone that was an outcast or rejected somehow
-None of them are super evil, they’re just here to mess around and have fun with their banana shenanigans while being super cool ninjas
-Which is whyyyy, when Kohga came into leadership, he immediately adopted all the new recruits
-If you’re part of this clan, he will adopt you, thems just the rules, age doesn’t matter
-Tries to make it lowkey, fails
-If anybody acknowledges he actually cares about them, he’s the guy that’s like “NO! I do NOT! You’re my minions, that’s IT!”
- “...Here’s your banana smoothie, now go have fun and cause chaos.”
-Literally grew attached exactly three hours after he said he wasn’t gonna get attached
-Bad day? He knows just what you need
- “YIGA, ASSEMBLE! CUDDLE FORMATION-JUTSU, STAT!” “YES, MASTER!”
-For all the Yiga that stick in the hideout and live there full time, they all have their own little space to sleep in the rooms, but you can fit like twenty of them in there
-Goddess forbid one has a nightmare, the whole room wakes up
-Not because of the afflicted Yiga member being loud, no no, it’s what happens after
-One of them calls out in the night for Kohga, as he knows how to deal with them best (so they think, because he’s the greatest warrior ever)
-Immediately after, you just hear the fast pittering of footsteps down the hall until BAM! the door is struck down by Kohga
- “Alright you dirty dream demons, you! Get the HELL out of my hideout and STAY AWAY from my kids- er, minions!”
- Created his own “dream-demon-be-gone” move set that’s actually just him kicking at the air
-Absolutely no one questions if it’s real because somehow, it works
-”Dear Future Husband” would be a common drunkenly-singing-to-Sooga song at Karaoke Night
-Sooga always enjoys hearing Kohga sing and have fun
-but my gods that man doesn’t even consider for a moment that it’s meant for him
-Kohga could flat out tell Sooga “HEY I LOVE YOU!”
-And Sooga would be like “I also enjoy your company, Master Kohga :)”
-But Kohga would never do this anyway, no no, much too forward
-Literally EVERYONE in the clan knows he’s in love with Sooga, except for Sooga
-No, they are not hiding it well
-Sooga is just blind
-Extremely blind
-Not just because he has one eye
-The whole clan is trying to get them together and several (failed) attempts have been made
-They’ve collectively come up with a secret ship name for these “secret missions”
-It was after a long debate, but they finally settled on Kooga
-Kohga overheard them talking about some Kooga person and eventually asks after they keep talking in hushed tones
-Cue the many stammering and murmurings, as both Kohga and Sooga were there, and they had been caught red-handed
-To spare their master’s pride (and their own), a footsoldier fibbed that there was someone out there copying Master Kohga and trying to steal his evil thunder
-Whose name was Kooga, instead
-Somehow, this works
-Kohga, completely convinced this guy exists, swears him as his arch-rival and vows to find this no-good rotten copycat if he has to search all of Hyrule!
-...That is, if it’s convenient and doesn’t intrude on nap time
-He never does get to the “all of Hyrule” part, but he never doubts Kooga’s existence for a second
-Has woken up in a cold sweat at 3am with a steely glare on his face and one thing on his mind
- “Kooga”
#Master Kohga#Sooga#Yiga Clan#botw#hwaoc#age of calamity#yiga husbands#headcanons#aoc loz#Sooga we love you#but sometimes you need help
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little bumps in the road (pt. 14)
Previously on LBitR...
Lena can’t remember ever running so fast in her life.
Her boots splash loudly on the wet pavement, and her lungs burn painfully as she sprints full-tilt down the street, heart hammering a frantic rhythm in her ribcage. She nearly skids as she turns the corner to where the RV is parked – looking exactly like she had left it, and her hands are clammy, trembling uncontrollably as she yanks the door open.
Her gasps for air seem to fill the empty space of the RV, and Lena thinks her heart will just beat right out of her chest at the sight of the empty cot. She can’t breathe, her head is swimming from the effort of running here like a madwoman, and her ribs hurt. She might just puke right here.
And she almost does, too, when she feels a heavy hand landing on her shoulder. Lena’s so wired, so afraid and panicked, she does the first thing she can think of—she twists on her heel to level the most violent punch she can throw at her attacker.
Her hand collides with concrete with a sickening crunch.
“Lena!”
Kara’s eyes are as wide as saucers, worried and understandably confused. Lena, for her part, can’t decide whether to be ecstatic or worried, so she settles on a strangely hysterical mix of both, cradling the hand that is undoubtedly broken to her chest.
“I see your powers are back,” she hisses through gritted teeth. The pain radiates from her knuckles, down her wrist, and all the way to her elbow, and she can already see her fingers are starting to swell.
“They’re not 100% yet, but I think some sun will do the trick,” Kara says, brows furrowed as she moves to cradle Lena’s hands between hers as gently as she possibly can. She narrows her eyes, looking over the rapidly purpling skin of Lena’s knuckles. “Definitely broken,” she mutters unhappily. “What were you thinking??”
“We need to get out of here,” Lena barks, pulling her hand away and rushing to one of the cabinets—Kara seems to pick up on what she’s scrambling for, and steps in to get gauze and other materials to fashion a splint.
“What happened?” she asks, delicately righting Lena’s hands and tenderly wrapping it up, tight and secure. “What’s got you so spooked?”
Lena groans in pain despite Kara’s care. “The man—the man I saw in Texas, he’s here—he’s definitely following us, and Alex” she yelps when Kara touches a particularly tender spot, “shit, it wasn’t Alex on the phone.”
Kara freezes, gauze dangling from her grip as she stops wrapping. When she speaks, her voice is tight, gripped by fear. “What did she—what did they say on the phone?”
Lena takes up the rest of the wrapping herself; Kara’s clearly too stunned to anything but gape in panic. “They said hello, this is Danvers.” She sighed. “She said that anything other than the two options…”
“Wouldn’t be her on the phone,” Kara completes. “OK, yeah, we—we gotta get out of here, we gotta…”
She keeps on mumbling as she rushes to the driver’s seat; Lena barely has the time to scramble after her, grabbing a bottle of painkillers from the first aid kit as Kara starts the vehicle and proceeds to speed out of the car-park, earning a honk or two as she cuts people off in her panic.
“Where do we go?” Lena asks as Kara swerves into the freeway. Her hand throbs painfully, but she manages to open the painkillers with her teeth, downing a handful.
“I don’t know, I don’t know.” Kara’s incredibly tense; the veins of her neck stand out, and her hands—Lena can see it clearly now—the grip she has on the steering wheel is beginning to dent the thing, and if it goes any further, she’ll mangle it with her fingers.
Lena reaches over with her good hand and rests it on Kara’s arm—the blonde is so startled by it they almost swerve into another lane, but within the next second, she calms down a little, as if just noticing the force of her grip on the wheel.
“We’ll figure it out, we’ll—we’ll figure it out, OK? Just—just give me a moment to think. We can… we can go South, maybe—the opposite of the route Alex had planned for us, maybe—”
Kara shakes her head vigorously, jaw clenched. “The only place we’re going is National City.”
“Kara—we can’t—”
“The hell we can’t!” Kara practically yelps. She looks anguished, gritting her teeth, with tears pooling at her lids. “Lex has my sister, Lena—I have to go back. I have to.”
“We don’t know if Lex knows you’re alive,” Lena starts, but the thought sounds ridiculous even to her own ears—Kara sends one look her way that plainly says are you kidding me. “OK, fine, he most definitely knows you’re alive, but that doesn’t mean we can just go rushing back to National City with no plan!”
“Well, do you have any ideas??” Kara shouts. Her voice is harsh, angry, and though Lena can’t blame her, it makes her flinch in her seat.
It takes Lena a few moments—a few breaths timed with the painful, dulled throbbing of her broken hand—to get her thoughts in order. “He must be tracking us, somehow,” she mutters, mostly to herself, though she can see Kara can hear her just fine—maybe her super-hearing has returned. “How are your powers?”
Kara sighs, deeply, looking a little guiltily at the deep grooves her fingers had carved onto the steering. “Super-strength is back; not all the way, but it’s here,” she says, then her gaze briefly locks onto Lena’s injured hand, cradled on her lap. “X-ray vision, too. I haven’t tried flight, but it feels like it’s back.”
Lena wants to ask how she can tell without testing, but trusts Kara’s knowledge of her own body—her curiosity can wait. “How about laser-vision? Freeze-breath?”
Kara shrugs, then concentrates for a moment, furrowing her brows. Her eyes begin to glow very faintly, and the visual is a little bizarre, like she has a an old, dying flashlight in her retinas. “Laser-vision is a no go,” she mutters, before puffing her cheeks for a moment and blowing a gust of air. There’s a faint mist of cold, but it evaporates quickly.
“I guess that answers your question,” she says unhappily. Lena closes her eyes, doing the math in her head—she had worked out earlier the maximum concentration of Kryptonite Kara’s blood could have and repel with only sunlight. Her head hurts too much for her to think very clearly, but she hopes to God they’ve reached it, or things will be much more complicated than they already are.
“OK, OK, so—so we have to—we have to think clearly, here. Let’s say your powers will come back with more sun exposure—”
“Then we have to get out of this cloudy place,” Kara interjects unhappily.
“—shut it, but yes—and we have to… We have to get rid of this RV.”
“What—why? How would we get around?”
“I don’t know, I don’t know—I guess you could fly—you said you think you might be able to, right?”
Kara looks skeptical, brows raised almost all the way to her hairline.
“I guess I could carry you, yes, but then…”
“No,” Lena interrupts, gritting her teeth. She’s almost certain she knows how they’ve been tracked—it’s a long shot, but she wouldn’t put anything past Lex at this point. It’s a lesson she feels like she’s learning way too late in life. “I said you could fly.”
Kara’s eyes narrow, and her lips tug downward into a deep frown. She slams her fist onto the hazard lights button—it leaves a dent on the dashboard—and abruptly stops in the shoulder of the freeway. Her breathing deeps, but it’s erratic, like she is trying and failing to keep it under control.
“Lena. What are you saying?”
Lena groans, closing her eyes so she doesn’t have to look at the expression in Kara’s face—she can already picture it in her mind; the outrage, the helplessness, the disappointment… But Lena is certain—she is absolutely certain it is the only chance they have of getting out of this mess alive. At least one of them.
“I’m saying we have to split up.”
Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
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#nara's word vomit#LBitR#supercorp#supergirl#kara danvers#lena luthor#femslash#ficwriting#i sort of kind of have an idea of where/how this will end#might be 20 parts#maybe 22#we'll see#either way#WE'RE GETTING THERE#also#CANON WHOMST#i'm just yeeting loose ideas and hoping they stick together#does it work?#who tf knows#not me#never me#ps: sorry I keep hurting lena
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Heatwave x female s/o?
Funny enough it's a certain someone's birthday today! Let's give a bitch one of her faves ;)
(Warning; SUPER long)
"Kade, hurry it up."
"Don't rush me, I'm almost done!"
Kade huffed. They had agreed that once a week, Kade was supposed to wash his alt mode. He had an especially muddy rescue today, Heatwave was always huffy after a mess, but today, he was especially finicky. It was why Kade was sitting there, buffing in the fresh coat of wax that Heatwave demanded he have on. He pulled away, and after seeing it was done, lightly patted his hood.
"Alright pretty boy, you're done. Imma go and eat a sandwich."
"Didn't we stop at a drive thru before we got here?"
"You whining makes me hungry."
Heatwave scoffed. He waited until Kade got into the house, before he helped himself out of the driveway, and pulling into the road. Just had to do one thing first, in case they came looking for him.
"Chase, you copy?"
"Yes, Heatwave, I copy."
"Good. I'm handling your patrol shift."
"But Kade isn't-"
"No one knows that. Look, I just need to let out some steam, Chase. You know how Kade is."
"...understandable. Keep me updated."
"Will do."
He hung up the call, sighing in relief. Good, they bought it. He made a left towards the beach, before he came to a halt, just before he made it to the parking lot. There she was. The reason why he wanted to look like a goddamn sports car today.
Brown hair that fell to her shoulders, fair skin, jewelry that dangled, and she was as glittery and stunning as a fallen star. He pulled up right in front of her, giving her just a small honk to get her attention. Her eyes lit up right when she saw him.
"Hey! I was just about to text you!"
He pulled down the window, giving the illusion that she was talking to someone inside.
"Sorry. Had to keep the hood looking nice for you. Like what you did with your hair."
She had gotten bored waiting for him, and had stuffed her hair full of little flowers. Alongside the glitter- this girl was far from boring.
"Thank you! I got you one too. Assuming you're gonna let me in?"
"Course, scoot into the driver's seat."
He opened his door, letting her hop into the driver's seat. She placed a little flower on the dashboard, before she buckled herself in.
"Sooo I take it this is the tour you promised me?"
She was from off island, so she was a little lost around here. He pulled out of the lot, and went back onto the road.
"Yeah, I'll show you around. You still got a week on the island, right?"
"Yep! I'm liking the sights so far. And the locals are definitely nice, and not just on the eyes."
Based on the way she strummed her fingers across his dashboard, she wasn't talking about the humans. He turned to the left, trying to remember to put on his blinker as he did so. She was, something.
"Well, we try to have some hospitality. Especially for tourists who just run into any ol' vehicle."
She huffed, arms folded across her chest.
"The door was open, and I've always wanted to see the inside of a fire truck."
Heatwave chuckled. What a story that was.
"Kade! Close the-and he's gone."
Heatwave groaned. Whenever he saw Hailey, that idiot always forgot the rules of the ride; shut the door when you get out. It was like coming into a closed room, and leaving without shutting it. Just plain annoying. He was about to shut the door, when there was a sudden weight in his driver's seat. He adjusted his rear view mirror. A girl. Tourist, given that he'd never seen her before.
"Cool! A real firetruck! I've always wanted to see one on the inside!"
Not a carjacker, thankfully. Just someone who was curious. He turned on his screen on the inside, and put on his best robot voice.
"Step away, citizen, this is official-"
He stopped once she tapped the screen, right at his nose. She looked fascinated by him, as if this is the first time she'd ever see technology.
"Woah! They have a computer in this thing- that's new! I'll only sit here, just for a second! I've been waiting for a friend."
She sat down in his seat, facing the outside and starting to mess with her phone. He was about to lay on the horn, when she sighed under her breath.
"Come on...I've been waiting two hours, guys."
She got ditched. He wasn't nuts about someone who literally just helped herself to his interior, but Heatwave wasn't sparkless. Not seeing Kade in the distance, he sighed.
"Input address."
"Hmm?"
She looked at the map he put on the screen. She hesitated for a second, biting her lip in thought.
"Uhm...I dunno where it is exactly. Its the uh, the hotels nearby, I think?"
Heatwave knew what she meant. He put the address on the screen, and turned on the light that signaled for a seatbelt. She looked around, as if she was doing something bad, before she grinned, and (finally) shutting his door, then put on her seatbelt. He tried to be quick about this (Kade was SUCH a whiner if he couldn't find Heatwave in the same spot he left him at), despite the fact that traffic was fairly heavy.
"That's so cool, you can drive yourself! Oh you are SO cool! I wonder where's the sirens on this thing?"
Heatwave shouldn't. Those were for emergencies. But traffic wasn't letting up, Kade would call and nag at him for leaving, and...well. She looked like she could use a pick me up. He let the button flash for her, and right when she pressed it, the sirens started to blare. She jumped in the seat, giddy as a sparkling.
"Oh thats so cool!"
Heatwave WAS pretty cool, when he really thought about it. She geeked out well until they reached the empty looking parking lot, then he put it in park.
"Please unfasten your seatbelts, and exit the- ow, the scrap is that?"
She stared at the face on the screen as she started to get out.
"What's...what?"
"There's something on the seats, it's...ITCHY."
She looked around at her seat. Glitter. She gave an embarrassed smile, before shrugging.
"I'm sorry, I got glitter on you. It's kinda my signature thing- wait. Is that...pre-recorded?"
Oh no. He tried to focus on the voice, rather than the itchiness.
"It's nothing to be concerned about-"
He sighed in relief when she dug her hand into his seat, easing that itch. She pulled away quickly, and he knew that face of shock.
"Oh my god. You're not...just a robot. Oh my GOD-"
"Shhhh!"
He pulled his shades back up, realizing it was too late to keep up the robo act.
"Look, okay, I'm not just a truck. But you NEED to keep it a secret. Do you understand?"
She stared at him for a second, trying to take it all in. She slowly started to form her words, taking a step back.
"Uh...are you gonna take over the world or something?"
"If I did, I wouldn't be sitting here with glitter on my seat."
She clearly had a million and one questions, everyone did, but he didn't have time to answer. He cut her off before he could speak.
"I just need to know if you can keep a secret."
"...i can. Especially since you helped me. I won't tell anyone, promise."
"Good. Now, I gotta hurry back, you stay safe. And uh- stop sitting in random trucks. Its kinda rude."
He shut his door, about to take off, when she gripped onto the door handle. He stopped, watched her as she scribbled on a napkin, before tucking it in his windshield wipers.
"In case you need me to say a proper sorry."
With that, she turned, and walked inside. He looked wround, and after making sure no one could see him, transformed, and looked at the napkin. A string of numbers that didn't make any sense.
Weird little human.
"Funny how after that you just couldn’t leave me alone, huh Heats?"
"I'm a rescue bot. Helping people is what I do. By the way, I'm STILL not over the glitter."
"You just mad because I'm cute."
She WAS cute, he'd give her that. He pulled up to a drive thru (the one Kade always went to), chuckling.
"Just order something, I don't want you hungry for where we're going."
"Oh sure, I got some spare cash-"
"No. I said I was going to treat you, and I meant it. There's a wallet in the glove box, use the cash."
She took it out, raising a brow.
"Who's 'Kade'?"
"Friend of mine. He owed me the money, so don't sweat it."
Well. He SORT of did, for dealing with him on a daily basis. After ordering fries, a shake, and nuggets, they were off. She raised a brow as she took a sip of her drink.
"Where ARE we going anyway?"
"Wouldn’t be a surprise if I told you, would it?"
"Can I at least get a hint? Please?"
"Okay, okay. One hint. It's got more flowers."
She thought about it for a second, and he wanted to laugh. She had such a cute scowl when she was in deep thought. Wasn't even looking out the window to see where that they had in fact, stopped by now.
"Is it...a flower shop?"
"No, but good idea for next time. Look outside."
She looked outside, and he felt her cute little feet stomp on by his pedals in excitement.
"No way!! Let me out, I wanna see I wanna see!"
"Hold your turbo horses!"
He tried to make it sound like it was scolding, but the laughter betrayed him. He unlocked the door, and like a fresh sparkpubby, she bolted. He had found this spot, full of flowers, and secluded from most of the usual hiking trails. Someplace they could really, and honestly be alone.
"It's SO pretty here! Why aren't there more people here?"
He watched her use her phone to take plenty pictures, and in a way, it was sweet, knowing she HAD to remember this place.
"No one really knows. Small island, lots of mysteries. You grabbed the blanket right?"
She stopped, before taking off her backpack and nodded. It was more of a tarp, given the size, but she did bring it. She set laid it out, and after getting her food, she sat down on her knees, giddy as hell.
"So. Am I finally gonna see the real Heatwave? Mr 'rescue bot leader'?"
They had been texting a lot since they first met, she knew damn well that stuff like that made him feel a bit frazzled. She really saw him as this incredible being. If only he knew he saw her the same way. He took a deep breath, just as he learned in yoga.
"Okay. I can show you. But you need to keep calm, okay?"
"I can do calm!"
"I love the enthusiasm, but freckles, come on."
Her said freckled face scowled as her arms folded across her chest.
"Fine. I'll be calm. Promise."
He transformed, and knelt down, trying to make himself look smaller. It didn't really work. She gawked at him, little eyes wide and mouth open.
"I...get it. It's a lot, and it's weird and confusing-"
"You did NOT tell me you were hot."
It was Heatwave's turn to be surprised. She wasn't repelled him; she was ATTRACTED to him. Oh no. Oh no, he was tracking her eyes- she was giving him a total once over, clearly trying to take him all in. He cleared his throat, tipping his hat down to cover his optics a bit. She REALLY thought he was 'hot' (which he learned meant 'attractive' and not 'on fire').
"Could uh...could the hot mech take a seat with you?"
She scooted a bit, patting the spot next to her. He was careful with the flowers, before he finally sat down. Heatwave found it difficult to make eye contact again, they both did. What do you do when a girl you REALLY liked called you 'hot'? Do you say 'you too'? Or 'thanks'? He was apparently super obvious with his feelings, she opted to get the ball rolling.
"So? Tell me about yourself! All I know is your name, and that you're a firetruck."
He finally turned to look at her. He had not much to say, but he did have a lot to LOOK at.
"I'm Heatwave, leader of the rescue bots on Griffin Rock. I come from the planet Cybertron, and I help citizens of this island anyway I can. I do rescues. I've also been in a few parades, but I don't like thinking about that. Kid's have REALLY gross hands..."
She chuckled, clearly amused. The whole time he was talking, he was super distracted. Her eyes looked like stars, her hair was soft yet wild, like the ocean, and her...mouth. Humans always looked squishy to him, but this one had such soft lips. They were glossy, and they looked so precious as she ate. The way her tongue licked the salt off of her tiny fingers-
"Heatwave!"
"Huh? What? What's wrong?"
"You were staring kinda off into space? And you're steaming!"
Oh no. He really was. He checked his HUB, and sure enough, temperatures were above normal. He cleared his throat, shaking his head.
"Sorry, sorry. It uhm...happens."
"You sure you don't want me to like. Feel your forehead or something?"
He was about to say no, but the idea of her hand on his metal...well. One touch wouldn't hurt.
"If it'll make you feel better. Knock yourself out."
He lowered himself down to her level, and she pressed her little hand against his forehead. Oh she was so soft.
"Woah. You are WARM. Like a heater! Oh this is nice actually."
She put both hands on him, now at the sides of his face. Her smile was...so close to him. Her eyes were full of wonder and comfort. She felt comfortable with him. He wasn't self concious about his looks, but knowing that someone so pretty, so full of wonder, found HIM attractive- it made his processor spin.
"You...you got a lot more freckles than I thought. Don't think I could count them all."
"Sounds like quitter talk to me, Heats."
Oh the way he smiled at her. He felt joy plenty of times, but this. This was something so incredibly different.
"I don't back down from a challenge. One. Two. Three. Four. Five...six..."
He was losing track. She smelled prettier than any flower here, her breath was hitting his lips. Then, it happened. Her lips pressed against his, and his spark was absolutely thumping. He hadn't ever...kissed someone before. He never wanted to, up till now. He, as carefully as he could, even pushed a strand of hair behind her ear. It was so sweet, so soft.
Then Heatwave got carried away. He pulled her closer to him, steam hissing from his frame as his glossa kept rubbing against her lips. Her mouth was small, but he demanded entry. She was eager to give it to him, and his glossa got a taste of hers. Still sweet from the shake she just had, it was a taste he wanted more of. He held her in place, not wanting to let this feeling go. She tasted so good, she was so warm, so soft, and wet, and-
"What's wrong?"
He pulled away when he noticed it. She averted her gaze, cleaning the oral lubricant Heatwave had left around her mouth.
"What...do you mean?"
"You're warm. Really warm. And your legs are pressed together. Did I hurt you?"
"No! No, I just...uhm...okay, this is embarrassing. I uhm...forget it, it was just that kissing you and..."
He looked confused for a moment, before he gestured to her.
"If I made you uncomfortable or hurt you, I really should take a look at it. Unless you want me to take you out to see someone?"
Heatwave wasn't dumb. He just knew you shouldn't be poking around someone's bits unless you absolutely had to. She leaned back into his hand, spreading her legs apart, and giving him permission to look. He lifted her skirt up, and saw, to his surprise, that humans had a valve. Didn't have the biolights he was usee to, but still so soft, hot, and at the moment, wet. She groaned into her hand, totally embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, I just. You had your tongue out and it just, uh-"
"Oh. You like my tongue?"
Heatwave decided to be bold. He lifted her up, and slowly ran his glossa alongside her folds. Oh the way her legs shook once she felt him. He pulled away, a huge smirk on his face.
"Aw, you good there, freckles? Lookin' a little shakey."
Her face was flushed, her frame shook like a helpless bolt bunny- she was precious.
"Can you just...a bit more? Please Heatwave?"
Who was he to say no to someone who damn near tasted like rainbows?(it was a saying Blades used here, he assumed he was using it right) he brought his mouth up to her again, and dove back in. Only this time, he savored her. He lapped at her little folds hungrily, glossa threatening every once a while to bury himself into her. He felt her little hands grab onto his helmet, felt her legs squirm as she whined for him.
"S-shit, Heatwave. You're...mmph!"
He looked up at her, seeing how she clamped her hand over her mouth. She was enjoying this so much, she was even trying to hump his glossa, desperate for more. With his free hand, he clicked open his spike panel, letting his hand slowly stroke his currently leaky spike.
"Keep making those noises. I like it. I REALLY like it."
She gave him what he wanted, moaning and whimpering helplessly as her fluids started to drip down his face. It felt so good, stroking his spike to the sound of her little mewls.
"W-wait, wait a second."
He pulled away, forcing himself to put his tongue back into his mouth.
"What's wrong?"
"I just. Didn’t want to finish like that. You deserve something too."
He let her go as she wanted to, before he found himself laying back, watching her as she faced away from him. He twitched upon feeling her hand at his sensitive metal, then her hot breath at his tip.
"Wait, I dunno if-"
Then her mouth was at his tip. Oh the way electricity shot up his spinal ridge.
"N-never mind. That. Keep doing it. Way more of that."
Heatwave couldn't just sit there and be lazy piece of scrap metal. He lifted up her skirt, and instead of using his glossa like earlier, he started to use his servos. He sat there, holding onto her cute ass, thumb rubbing in between her folds, all while she sat there, little tongue rolling against his spike, slurping and licking at the transfluids that came from him. He watched as heat rolled from his mouth and into the open air.
Then she came. All it took was a few quick, fast circles against her folds, and she cried out against his metal, dripping from her legs, down to his just waxed body. Suffice to say, hearing her little sounds, watching her as she she tried all she could to please him-it was too much for Heatwave. He overloaded right after, hand digging into the dirt underneath him. He wanted to sit there, basking in the afterglow, when he looked up. He didn't just stain his chest, he stained her pretty shirt. He sat up with a bit of a jolt, knowing he fucked it up.
"Fucking shit- I'm sorry, I'm usually messy but that was an-"
She chuckled, shaking her head, and wiping the bits of overload from her lips.
"It's just a shirt. Really, it's fine."
Heatwave wasn't a usually a 'no it's not' kinda guy. He usually believed when people left it at that. But something about the way she wiped her face free of his overload, made him think differently.
"Why don't I take you back into town, buy you some new clothes?"
"I mean....if you're offering and all."
Heatwave chuckled. Yep. He definitely had the hots for her.
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"Kade! Heatwave is back!"
Dani called out from the kitchen. It was well into the night at this point by the time Heatwave pulled in. Kade rushed out to meet him before he made it into the garage.
"Where have you been? Chase has been trying to-"
"I kept him updated on the situation across town, so unless an emergency happened-"
"An emergency DID happen!"
Heatwave finally decided to hit the breaks and pay attention.
"What happened? Is everyone safe?"
"You drove off, and I left my wallet in your glove box- had to cancel MY date because you didn't come back."
Heatwave sighed in relief. It was stupid, sure, but at least it wasn't a real emergency.
"Alright, hop in and get it."
He opened his door, and Kade reached in to get it. Once he hopped out, Heatwave drove into the garage to explain himself to the rest of the crew. Then he heard Kade yell from behind him.
"HEATWAVE WHY IS MY WALLET EMPTY?!"
He should feel guilty. But remembering her smile? He absolutely didn't.
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PARTY FAVOURS I CHAPTER 37
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Five more chapters to go, guys. This is coming to an end 😭 I enjoyed writing it so, so much! In this chapter we have fluff. Literally only fluff and snark, because my babies have suffered enough. And the remainder is gonna be the same. Because fuck pain.
Coulson was mad. Outwardly, of course, he seemed as level-headed as ever, handing out orders and signing papers out left and right, but coming to sit within five feet of him seemed like the worst mistake I had recently made. His phone was ringing practically non-stop and he answered every call, sometimes speaking in different languages I didn't understand, sometimes in rapid-fire English that sounded like Morse code to me.
I'd never been sent to the principal's office but I imagine that's how it feels like. Finally, his shoulders sagged and the breath he took in left his lungs slowly, deflating his body into a tense ball of quiet fury.
"You and mister Brock ruined months worth of investigation and undercover work," The agent finally spoke. "But I can't even be mad at you properly. We've apprehended the main culprit, detained all of his followers except select few that Dr. Xavier took upon himself to handle," His words shocked me; not at all the scolding I was expecting. A deeper part of me was even afraid I'd be taken away and buried under so much red tape not even Tony's seemingly endless money and influence could have gotten me out. "I... Really don't know what more to say." Coulson folded his hands atop the desk, looking over me with a blank look.
"A thank you would be nice," I let my mouth run before the words even really registered in my brain, the cursed thing.
The agent chortled, "Perhaps, we really do owe you a solid one," Before standing up and walking over to the coffee machine in the far corner of his office. "Coffee?" He motioned to a pile of empty cups next to it. I nodded and he set to work. "The guys should be back in two hours, tops," He remarked off-handedly, watching me out of the corner of his eye. There was no way he had missed how my body relaxed into the uncomfortable office chair at the news. "Nobody is hurt except Rogers but I think he'd find how to hurt himself even on recon duty." The man laughed, bringing over two cups of dark, delicious, steamiy hot bean juice. Nhghhgg.
"Steve is a dumbass," I agreed amicably, blowing over the rim of the cup. The stone of coffee on it's own seemed to wake up my previously anxious, half-empty half-racing brain. The past twelve hours were full of urgency, the team being called in for assistance in mere minutes after my and Venom's return to the tower.
They barely had time to wipe their tears and shelf their worries before the suit-up call came, haste hugs and kisses being traded on their way to the quinjet. Coulson showed up not much later after that, a quinjet of his own and a stack of papers for Eddie to fill out, stern instructions for me to follow him and stay glued to his side at all times. I didn't need to ask: it was obvious there was a rat in SHIELD, again. Thankfully, the rat was discovered before they could come and try to increase their odds by doing something to me; I'd hid out in Coulson's office, crashing down into a strange, most likely Venom-induced sleep as footsteps raced past the door.
I'd woken up anxious and disoriented, the owner of the office pacing along the furthest wall and pointedly whispering into his cellphone. The rest was history.
"Your father called," The agent remarked, watching my reaction carefully. "Said to call him back whenever you can."
I was drained, beyond wrung out, and not just from my latest stunt as a parasitic symbiotic alien's host. The past couple of months were a nightmare, an anxiety-riddled, paranoia-spiced mess of a shit show. I was very much looking forward to breathing freely and enjoying my science without hiding my WIPs, enjoying my relationship (s) without fear of being abducted and sending my men into a panicked, destructive spiral.
My voice remained even as I carefully contemplated and spoke my next words. "He can go fuck himself. Him and that harpy of a woman," I sighed: disappointed in my parents, but not surprised. "I'm freshly out of fucks to give. I'm done."
Coulson, if he even was surprised, didn't show it. His expression remained neutral and supportive. "I understand you. There's enough basis for us to aid you in creating a new identity for you, if you'd like," He pushed a stack of papers towards me.
I chewed on my lip in contemplation. It would be handy, sure, I could be rid of the curse that became of my family name and my parents couldn't legally do anything at all to me; on the other side there was my name plastered on several inventions and projects I'd done over the years. In all my years, I was taught that my name is to be my business card.
The decision was obvious. "No, thank you," I looked at him, hoping to convey the sincerity. "I think I will be okay."
He smiled and went back to his paperwork, all but verbally dismissing me. As soon as I finished my coffee and washed the mug, the couch called to me once again and I curled up under the fleece blanket Coulson had thrown over me while I slept, alternating my attention between sneaking glances at his concentrated form and my cellphone and the few meager games it had. There was no signal and no wi-fi access on the Helicarrier. Security reasons, blah blah blah...
A knock sounded out, startling me out of my sluggish thoughts; one of Coulson's hands crawled down to one of the drawers on his right side where I assumed he had hidden a gun. "Come in," He called out, shooting me a pointed look. I sat up, alert.
"M'here to pick up - uh - a Baby," A tired but amused, familiar voice called out. Clint stepped into the room, still wearing his dirty and bloody uniform, and, as my eyes briefly scanned him, the archer appeared to be unhurt save for a few bruises here and there. His eyes landed on me immediately, visibly relieved.
"Waa," I deadpanned indignantly, raising my hands like a toddler would do when they wanted to be picked up. The only thing Clint was missing was a courier's ball cap.
"I assume the mission went smoothly?" Coulson asked, a soft grin and even softer eyes landing on our interaction.
Clint nodded affirmative, walking over and picking me up with ease, disregarding my shierk completely and stopping only when I poked him in the ear - closest appendage to me - in retaliation. His eyes were laughing and his tone was flat. "Caw caw, motherfucker," He announced to me flatly, waving goodbye to Coulson.
We passed more than a dozen agents giving us the biggest side-eye as I dangled over his shoulder, ass up in the air, fiddling with the numerous straps of his gear as Clint power-walked us to the Avengers quinjet. I'd even stuck out my tongue to some dude pointing a finger at us.
My family was already loaded into the vehicle, all in various stages of dirty, bloody and undressed. Coulson's words were true - only Steve sported a wide bandage over his shoulder, neck and head - one look at Bucky and I just knew the Captain would be regretting his stupidity in a few hours time. Even Stephen was there, looking unhurt but very annoyed and tired, as he hovered a few feet off the ground with Cloaky majestically swaying behind him.
"And what the fuck was that little performance for?" I asked once Clint deposited me in the very front row, between a dozing Bruce and a tinkering Tony.
"I had strict instructions from the Hulk," The archer grinned, pushing a few buttons on the dashboard of the vehicle. In seconds, we took off home.
"Oh, hi," Bruce must've heard his green counterpart being mentioned; his eyes cracked open just as I smiled at the scientist and reached over to brush his curly mop of hair out of his face. "M'yes, Hulk is demanding you do not set foot on the ground these days," Bruce was sleepy and warm, so soft when he kissed my hand, I felt my heart swell.
"Gonna spoil me rotten, you lot," I snorted, keeping the happy smile and the warm feeling as Stephen came back from the Astral world, opening his eyes and giving me a grin of his own.
"That's my job," Tony mumbled, still very occupied with a part of his suit. I turned around expecting a kiss; I had to stifle an ugly snort upon discovering one of the parts of his Iron Man suit got damaged and stuck, making a part of the chestplate render one of his arms temporarily immobile. Tony looked like a frustrated toddler building Legos.
"Someone get me a screwdriver and some pliers," I gently pried away the calloused fingers away from the jagged piece of metal, kissing Tony's cheek in the moments until Natasha handed me the required instruments. Tony was free, grimacing in discomfort as he stretched and rotated his arm, in little under ten minutes. "What happened to the nanosuit?" I asked, not remembering the last time I'd seen Tony in one of his older, clunkier creations.
"They had some sort of technopath mutant," He grumbled - I had discovered the source of his ire. "Turns out, Bruce snuck in my special anti-mutant suit I'd made ages ago. Nanosuit got destroyed in seconds and Hulk had to carry me back to the quinjet for a change of equipment," Despite his sour mood, Tony was visibly more relaxed than since the day I confessed I'd been drugged. "Brucie-bear, this is exactly why it remained a prototype."
"It's better to get stuck in a suit than to be a meat pancake on the sidewalk," Used to Tony's tantrums, Bruce merely blinked and continued eating the chocolate that he procured only God knew where.
I locked eyes with Stephen, both of us shaking our heads in almost identical, semi-fond semi-annoyed way. Ah, sweet sweet normalcy.
There were towers of pizza boxes as we arrived in the tower; a couple of agents got all but yeeted out by Tony, with little to no thank you as they had been the ones that arranged the food for us - still, I understood Tony's dislike of the super-secret organisation and merely paid the two for the pizza, politely waving goodbye as they side-eyed Tony with disdain.
Then, I had to tow both Clint and Thor as they attempted to begin eating, still wearing muddy bloody clothes - of course, I did not possess the physical strength required to handle two adult men, so I merely began a small lecture on parasites (Stephen gleefully joined in) and both of them scattered towards the showers like two spooked little first-graders.
I also used the brief moment of stagnation to hug Loki; these days he didn't freeze in surprise but rather warmly hugged me back, whispering something cheeky to me as I buried my face in his chest. Stephen was the one to cough extra-loudly to attempt to separate us - it was, once again, unanimously decided to have a family dinner and a cuddle pile straight after. Food coma had never sounded nicer.
"So, what'd Coulson say to you?" Clint asked curiously as we all settled in, freshly showered and those who needed it, re-bandaged. I was warm and toasty between Tony and Stephen, wearing the former's gym shorts and the latter's hoodie, Bruce's t-shirt underneath it. The scientist himself was drooling onto Tony's shoulder, somwhere between sleep and awareness, glasses askew.
"He basically thanked me and offered me a new identity," I shrugged, polishing off the last of my smoothie and handing the second bottle over to Loki. As usual, no food was wasted and I always had someone to finish my leftovers, especially since Bucky tended to think I could eat as much as him and kept trying to overfeed me like a foie gras goose.
"Congrats, you've been adopted," Natasha snorted from her place between Clint and Steve. Only the red of her hair was visible behind the man-bulk and the blankets.
"Uh," My response was, as always, deeply informative and astute.
"He likes to take in strays," Clint full-belly laughed. "Me at first, then Natasha. He's got a soft spot for Tony and Bucky but he won't admit it."
My eyebrows rose. "That's... That's my job?" I remembered the whole Venom/Eddie situation, our rogue wizard. Coulson was aiming for my place- the audacity! "He can't just do that!"
"And you can?" Stephen's finger booped my nose, making me huff and cuddle up to Tony, turning my butt towards the sorcerer to show him exactly what I thought about his observations. He only laughed harder. "Sounds like someone's a little jealous."
"Okay, boomer," I rolled my eyes. Stephen Strange, a supreme troll is what he is.
"But that's why you love me," He continued as others around us groaned and snorted, too used to us teasing each other about our age difference and my old man kink. Whatever, I got to bang my hot old men anyways.
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I have a drabble idea as I was driving home from work just now, at this very moment, and now I have to fulfill it:
Taehyung buys his own car and he and the rest of the maknae line wait until super late in the night to take his new wheels out for a joy ride. And they’re having a freaking blast 💥 Cruising on the highways is exhilarating and the music is loud and perfect and they three of them are singing to the rushing night breeze on their faces, and Taehyung’s driving is excellent, but Jimin’s stomach is starting to flip after 20 minutes, with all the tight curves and the dips and rises of the subtle hills on the roads.
But he doesn’t want to kill the fun so he tries to hide it, torturing himself until too late when he bursts, violently, spraying some of the dashboard in the front passenger seat, and all along the inside compartment of the closed door. . .😬
I imagine a devastatingly embarrassed and mortified chimmy, wanting to drown himself in mantras of his own self torment, wondering how he could ever repay Tae for ruining his brand new car, and taehyung thinking nothing of the sort, just completely worried, forgetting Jimin has the worst motion sickness ever in general and wondering if Jimin is actually sick the way his stomach just keeps going, wringing him dry, rippling his body with uncontrollable tremors. He pulls over immediately and jungkook rushes out of the car to open jimin’s door and help him lean over gravel to be sick on instead, rubbing his back and gently ordering him to stop trying to speak while his throat keeps squeezing mouthfuls of liquid out of him. Taehyung isn’t in a safe side of the road to get out so he keeps a hand pressed into jimin’s back.
They can’t stop to clean the mess because they can’t risk being seen by the public eye, so they head straight home, with jungkook now holding Jimin in the backseat, squeezing him close because the boy is inconsolable with his tears. Not even jungkook’s forehead kisses are enough to calm him down.
I can imagine Taehyung not even paying his new ride any mind when they pull into the garage and go inside. He just decides he’ll deal with the mess in the morning.
I got carried away—this was just supposed to be a post about me having an idea 😂. A sentence of an idea. But this will be a proper drabble some time soon. My fingers are tingling to write it up ✍️ 😆 Carsick Jimin, y’all! I can’t resist!!
#bts sickfic#bts drabbles#bts emeto#sickie jimin hours#sick jimin#carsick jimin you know how we do#this household likes to get carried away with fic ideas and half write them on the spot
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12, 30, 40 <3
thank you for the ask love <33
(Answers are below because I don't want to spam people's dashboards!)
12. ooH, I usually make a new playlist whenever I have a "theme" or a storyline in mind and it'll automatically be my favourite for a week or so. I haven't really made one since 2022 started, but I'd say "sorry that it all went down like it did" which I made around Nov 2021. The lyrics are from Phoebe Bridgers' Motion Sickness, and the songs are arranged in an order of a failing relationship which eventually leads to the person (POV) leaving the other, yet feeling extremely guilty about it! Some songs included (though you didn't ask LOL) are: Mess it Up by Gracie Abrams, Angela by Flower Face and Dreams Tonite by Alvvays
30. hmm, idk actually! i don't think there are places that I find super sacred personally
40. I have such a goldfish memory that I honestly do not recall any weird events that happened at my school, but as for a personal weird one, I'd say the time I saw a ghost in the toilet LOL. (You can choose to believe in ghosts or not but that experience was SPOOKY AS HELL). I was washing my hands and I saw a girl (wearing a uniform that I didn't recognise) standing behind me just staring at me and I was like wtf. And when I turned around she was GONE, and all the cubicle doors were opened. I ran the HELL out of that toilet and never went back to that toilet ever again. SDJHGFDSD
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This post but I wanted to do it with just ArsinoexBilly No. 3
Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?
Arsinoe rocks the Ferris Wheel seat bc she’s a little shit and while Billy is not surprised, he still will flip out and get closer to her in an attempt to get her to stop
Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?
Billy. Look, it’s just that everything Arsinoe is a big turn on for him and she let him, they would never leave their bedroom, that’s all.
Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?
Arsinoe will exclusively convince Billy to bathe/shower together to make it sexy but Billy will convince Arsinoe for the relaxation, usually after both of them have had a hard day physically or mentally.
Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?
Arsinoe will walk around naked bc she literally just does not give a single shit about rule of proper society but Billy is definitely not about to tell her to put clothes back on.
Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?
Billy does but Arsinoe gets sad when he’s not with her so she will usually join him at about 2-3am.
Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?
Arsinoe, because Billy just looks so calm and pretty when he’s asleep and she wants to immortalise it
Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?
Billy says I love you first but Arsinoe ends arguments with it because when she gets passionate she is the less likely of the two to have that filter.
Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?
It’s basically canon at this point that the answer is Arsinoe. She just really likes that Billy’s sweatshirts are warm and smell like him and she will only give them back to Billy when the sweatshirts stop smelling like him.
Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?
Both will wake the other up about cool dreams and then forget to go back to sleep. Arsinoe has worse nightmares but Billy has gotten the comforting routine down to an art so it usually doesn’t take too much extra time to soothe her back to sleep.
Who is more likely to cheat?
Neither. There isn’t any one else who could compare.
Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?
Arsinoe: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me, that so embarrassing for you! Billy: We’re married
Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?
Neither of them are allowed in a kitchen long enough to start a food fight but the answer is still Arsinoe
Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?
Billy initiates duets as a joke, but Arsinoe is incapable of being a bad singer
Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?
Billy will grab Arsinoe’s hand whenever he’s close enough to do so, Arsinoe has worked out that if she wears a skirt, they’re similar enough in height that no one would notice her grab Billy’s butt in public, Billy wraps his arms around Arsinoe’s waist all the time and both will grab each other by the belt loops.
Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?
Neither. It’s just not their vibe but if they were to do it, it would be as a joke.
Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?
The drunker Billy is, the more likely he is to just be openly seductive but it is more amusing to Arsinoe than it is seductive. Both of them are pretty expressive in bed, but Billy wins.
Who is more protective?
Arsinoe. She will cut a bitch if anyone hurts Billy (or really any of the people she cares about
Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?
Arsinoe if she’s awake when Billy’s not, but she also will just talk to an empty room if Billy is not there.
Who drives and who has the window seat?
Billy drives, Arsinoe has the passenger seat and will use that opportunity to always, always have her feet up on the dashboard.
Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?
Arsinoe falls asleep on Billy’s lap and he will carry her to bed, but Billy often will fall asleep on top of Arsinoe and she’ll just stay where she is.
Who cuts the others hair?
Arsinoe cuts Billy’s hair bc it means she can have it as short or long as she wants.
Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?
Billy is terrible at sexting bc he is a a lot more confident in person but Arsinoe is the best sexter without trying. Billy will usually send encouraging messages but it really depends on the day bc both are really openly good at being affectionate.
Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?
Neither. Both are very secure in their relationship status and there’s never really been a reason for this kind of angst in their lives.
Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?
Billy will dance usually in the early mornings when they’re kind of relaxed. Arsinoe will usually be humming and Billy will just start leading her. Billy also lifts Arsinoe off the gorund to kiss her when he’s really excited
Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?
Billy and it’s also at moments where Arsinoe doesn’t expect them which adds to her reaction. Billy accidentally made one of those to jokes to Arsinoe in front of his mother and as you can probably guess, it didn’t go down well.
Who kissed first?
Arsinoe, and it was a little surprising to Billy.
Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?
Arsinoe will order take out at literally any time of the day but she always shares it. Billy will wake Arsinoe up at 3am but he has to promise to give her some form of food form the kitchen in order to get her to actually get out of bed.
Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?
Arsinoe has only ever written one song specifically about how she feels about Billy but she refuses to sing it for him bc it’s a really emotional song for her to sing.
Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?
Arsinoe does crazy stunts and she pulls them off like you wouldn’t believe but when she does eventually fuck one up and hurt herself, Billy drives her to the hospital and doesn’t yell at her until he knows she’s fine, then he gets very mad at her.
Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?
Arsinoe is very self conscious about her glasses but Billy thinks they’re adorable and will tell her at literally any opportunity
#three dark crowns#one dark throne#two dark reigns#five dark fates#kendare blake#queen arsinoe#billy x arsinoe#billy chatworth
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