#the day he hears kyle asking either guy or hal for advice on doing something nice for his BF'S and Hal responds with something dirty

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So a universe where BirdFlash, TimKonBart, JayRoy (possibly JayArtRoy), and DamiJon all go canon us the universe B has an anuerism from Clark Oliver and Barry's teasing, right?

The universe where JayKyleRoy and TimKonBartCass are canon is the one where the Anuerism kills him, right?

#oh yeah Kon brought cassie and the boys to the farm last weekend to surprise ma. gah what a nice idea! #GUYS I heard bart asking wally for dating advice last night after our family dinner. It was so cute!!! Its nice to see them bonding <3 #batman #bruce wayne #birdflash #timkonbart #timkonbartcass #jayroy #jayartroy #damijon #When Hal joins in on the teasing abt jay dating a latern B fucking looses it #in contrast he actually trusts dianas judgement but its the stress of YJ's Core Four also dating that kills him #(Also He Is Too Young To Be A Grandfather Timothy Drake Wayne you BETTER BE USING PROTECTION–) #oliver is relentless in his teasing cause B was on his case abt roy for YEARS #lian sees jay as her second dad and B doesnt like to think abt how that ACTUALLY makes him like a grandpa now #kyle and roy pull dumb stunts and Jay actually winds uo as rhe Responsible One for once #Barry and Clark dont so much tease Bruce as much as they just Dont Stop Talking About Their Boys like #or #the day he hears kyle asking either guy or hal for advice on doing something nice for his BF'S and Hal responds with something dirty #is the day he loses it. Evrryone is mad worried EXCEPT the bats who just stare at his retreatong form blankly and trying not to laugh #cass is cracking up and mentally planning her date with steph later #B doesnt know abt them yet. she thinks she'll wait to tell him.